And it is not very good. Will have to give it a positive review because editors wank Nintendo like it is their wife's boyfriend.>frame drops left and right>run on the weakest possible console on the least optimized engine, so no miracle patch will fix it>proverbial "anti-soul" gas everywhere so you can't see 5 feet beyond Link>voice acting is nearly as bad and directionless as BotW>nothing particularly interesting added or removed, game can be beaten by a 5 years old tablet kid while they scroll their phone >terrible because most players will be adults who already beat the game before>I don't like the re-recording of the tracks, seems artificial and probably used AI>combat is mindless>puzzles somehow easier than the N64 ones>just... unmemorable and uninspired, all the dread from N64 era is gone>Link somehow worse to control than in the 3DS remakes>no Master Quest (which 3DS had) puzzles, will probably be DLCJust play the 3DS remakes, they have higher frame rate and somehow have more content than this.I am sad, but not surprised.
>>750918017BTW, I'm not having a blast at all.Maybe I just too played too much of the N64 and 3DS. They should have chosen someone who doesn't like Zelda to review it.I am already near 80% of the game, will probably beat it in a few hours and go back to XCOM modding, then tell Claude to write an AI review wanking it.Fuck gaming journalism
All 1:1 remakes like this are pointless. The only ones worth making are ones that are big change ups from the og versions like the Resident Evil Remakes or the FF7 Remakes or the Silent Hill 2 Remake even if all of them are worse than the originals they are still better than just making the same game again with new visuals and minor changes.
Who cares, I'll wait for the rom and play at 4K
>>750918017Is it really UE5?I thought that was a memeSurely, they made their own engine...?
>>750918201>All 1:1 remakes like this are pointlessI agree with everything, man. But it is sort of worse than that. The 3DS remake was just... better. It is not acceptable for Nintendo to course on 'look at the pretty graphics we got thanks to Unreal', then ask people for 70 dollars plus tip.I liked the Resident Evil remakes because those games needed remakes. With this, it feels worse than Nintendo had just made the 3DS remakes available to buy in the online store.I don't know why anyone would buy this, to be honest. It is just dull.
>>750918201This. Should have been a total reimagining of OoT. We already got the "1:1 game but with graphical enhancement" on 3DS.
>>750918304Small indie studiopls understand
>>750918390Oh my fucking god
Dump the game anon, that'd be much more fun and a way to jab at nintendo for being the way they are
>>750918407I am a pussy and afraid of boss lolI'd not be playing if it wasn't a job, which is sad because OoT is my 2nd favorite game of all time.I just can't convince myself that I'm having fun. When I am enjoying a game, I can never just take a break and go shitpost. I am just bored and watching Link getting manhandled and losing 1/4 of a heart piece because they were afraid of players getting too upset with backtracking.
>>750918017>frame drops left and rightWow just like the original>run on the weakest possible console on the least optimized engine, so no miracle patch will fix itWow just like the original>proverbial "anti-soul" gas everywhere so you can't see 5 feet beyond LinkWow just like the original>voice actingWhoa that's fucking new, not even Twilight princess had that>nothing particularly interesting added or removed, game can be beaten by a 5 years old tablet kid while they scroll their phone Wow just like the original, but at least that had master quest in gamecube>terrible because most players will be adults who already beat the game beforeJust like the 30 year old fucking original>I don't like the re-recording of the tracks, seems artificial and probably used AI"Ocarina of Time", the joke writes itself>combat is mindlessJust like the originalThe rest does not apply to the original but makes no actual point that hasn't already been nullified.
>>750918017>And it is not very good.Neither was the original, so that makes it faithful.>Z-Zoomer! you weren't there!I'm in my late 30s and it was always shit for N64babies that didn't play games in the 90s.
>>750918714>>750918773>Nintendie arrived>already brainwashing himself into buying the game>"it is shit j-just like the original, brooo"
>>750919001I'm not buying the game. I just said it being boring means it's a faithful remake.
>>750918201yup. exactly this.
>>750919001>dude he pointed out not only how unoriginal the remake is but what a piece of shit console the switch 2 is, he must be a tendie.What's sad is I actually believe you believe this because tendies are that far gone off the radar. They have Stockholm syndrome for it, it's like how Warren Buffet will lie about not drinking water for 40 years, only he does it for his coke stock holdings and a tendie has no actual assets other than their childhood memories. Like if they don't support Nintendo their childhood becomes worthless or some shit lol.
To what extent did they dumb down the water-temple?
There is nothing new its like the Star Fox 64 Switch Remake if you played the original you already played the new Remake is the same crap
OOT just isn't that good to begin with. It's not unplayable but it's not great either. When you take away the nostalgia factor by making it look like a modern game, all you're left with is a game that's mediocre to actually play.
>>750918714Most players who played the original 30 years ago were adults who had played the original 30 years before that?
>>750918017>>750918162>these picturesIt's not your pictures, I saw exact same frames in a clip that anons here love to post thousands of time. You didn't have the actual game.
You know, I might have to grab the N64 the next time I'm at mom and dad's house.I have a hankering to replay OoT, but especially MM. Might have to get a new controller, we ground the originals to dust ages ago.Fun fact! The original analog stick was an optical mechanism internally, no pots.
>>750919372The only thing "new" is Zelda and Starfox switched roles and now Zelda is "puppetshit" apparently (it's just "shit").>>750919696The game is so old that it's hit the wall.
>>750918017Still buying it.
>>750918773>late 30s>zoomie-like thought process and tasteThat's worse than actually, physically being a zoomie kek
>>750919876>N64baby mad that they'll never actually be an oldfagYou played shit games as a kid and you play shit games now. You've always been ignorant to all the great stuff out there because you play the worst games Nintendo has to offer.>zoomie>kekDumb shitskin child.
>>750918017Mines arriving in minutes Bout to crack open a bear
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>>750920342Thank you.
>>750918017He doesn't control like botw Link?
Gamefreak's plan to make Pokémon special again was to wait until every single Nintendo franchise became a dumpster fire that people buy it anyway.I kneel, Mr. Masuda.
>>750918017kill yourself (((journalist)))
When will you realize every Zelda game is a remake of TLoZ.
>>750918017wtf i just now learned ocarina oftime remake is an actual UNREAL ENGINE SLOPPA!wtf maaaan! holy shit, nintendo has truly fallen. actually fucking sad af.
>>750920490Noticeable input lag.
>>750918017This remake is not made for fans of Ocarina of Time. It is made for "fans" of Ocarina of Time and zoomers who started with BotW.
>>750920697The "fans" will surely try to give it at least 80%, but the Nintendo bonus is really doing some herculean heavy lifting here...
We will get a PC decomp that runs better and looks better within a week.
>>750918540What's your favorite game of all time
>>750918017>proverbial "anti-soul" gas everywhere so you can't see 5 feet beyond LinkOK, I'm going to ask for a refund and wait for the emulator. Thanks, anon.
>>750920697I "started" with BotW (played the first Zelda game and OoT on Wii as a kid, never beat the first) and beat Ocarina of Time today. This remake looks like shit. Oh and OoT > BotW.
>>750920924>nu fans playing the demake and trying not to complain about the "jank" when they fail to escape the disco light wallmaster
>>750921195Similar situation for me. Tried the first 2 on NES many years ago but got severely filtered because I was like 5. Next game I tried was BOTW in 2017 because gf at the time had a switch and asked me to help with combat, so I ended up playing it quite a bit. It felt like a 9/10 sandbox at first but started to get boring once I realized how shallow it actually was. Finally played OoT last month and had a blast kek. Also beat the NES games last year and enjoyed them too. Looking forward to playing more of the older games and ignoring this demake
>>750920941If the remake really is on UE5, this is not an outside possibility.
>>750918540>>750921024Metroid Prime. Hello Logan.
>>750918017NIGGAS WHERE IS IT
>>750924631>he didnt submit his resume, fill out the application form and agree to 4 hours minimum weekly voice channel activity and do 3 rounds of chud filter culture fit interviews for the discordyou will NEVER get the rom bucko
>>750918201>1:1I wish.
>>750920697>and zoomers who started with BotW.No, because then there would be actual gameplay mechanics and not dogshit railroaded puzzles, which is what OoToddlers like.
>>750918017>just play the 3ds remakeno, play ship of harkinianwith the ~20gb graphics mod and 3ds controls modits fucken kino
>>750924631https://x.com/ShitFkTakaichisoon
>>750918162>I am already near 80% of the game>gaming journalism>/v/sure thing, buddy. game journos don't play games, and /v/ posters definitely don't play games. nice try, here's you're (You).
