LONG LIVE NINTENDOTHE ONCE AND ALWAYS KING OF VIDEO GAMES
>>750937710DELETE THIS THE REMAKE IS BAD BAD
this industry is an embarrasment, man.
Time for moviegame Snoys to commit sudoku
>>750937710Nintendo bonus
>>750937710Same old tendie story. Nintendo bonus bloats the score, game is actually mediocre. We know because we can play these games for free on PC with none of the cult mentality attached.
>metacritic and scores are good, actually (but only and exclusively when a game performs well)when will you retards stop pretending that you are in it for anything except the console war nonsense?
>>750937710>tfw didn't buy a Switch 2
>most of the sites are nintendo fan sitesLOL
>Still couldn't beat the og score KWAB
>>750937905>>750937916seething
>>750937927>announcing his response to the fact that fansites give tendo games 10/10 every time
Gonna play this on my Ps5's dead corpse
[concerning news]rope sold out everywhere
Millennialchads, I can't believe the moment has come full circle. As children we stepped into the Temple of Time, we experienced the greatest game ever made. It left an impact on us for a lifetime, just like the Hero of Time's journey changed him forever too. Then that same game was sent 28 years through time by the Triforce, and here we are again. Older and wiser, but still ready to enter the Temple of Time once again. God bless Nintendo, they have become the greatest entertainment company on Earth in this century.Let's have a toast for all the Nintenbros who never made it long enough to make it to this moment. I can't believe it. We're really going home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPAu3C83C_Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oxq1NYBKlI
APOLOGIZE
>>750937905>most of the sites>3
>>750937710NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750938069Keep scrolling. Even 1 is too many. Dedicated fansites shouldn't affect scores. The Nintendo Bonus affects third-party sites as well.
>>750937905seethe cope and dilate.
>>750937710wow, that good?
>>750937710what did this game do better than the 3ds version?
>>750937905>most video game enthusiasts play Nintendo Whodda fucking.thunk it?
>>750938275>what did this game do better than the 3ds version?Can be played on TV AND Handheld Fully orchestrated soundtrack Expanded cutscenes with fully voice-acted Manual jump — Dedicated jump button (X) replaces the original’s automatic ledge jumps. This gives more control over platforming.Sprint/dash — Hold the roll button (A) after rolling to sprint, instead of chaining rolls for faster travel.Improved swimming — Dive underwater (hold A), swim faster (X), with a short stamina system. Less reliance on scale upgrades or awkward Iron Boots tricks.Free camera — Full right-stick camera control replaces the N64’s more limited fixed/nudged angles (Z-targeting remains).Quick item swapping — Horizontal quick-select bar lets you hot-swap items without opening the full pause menu (similar to Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom). Gyro aiming is also available for ranged weapons.Real-time day/night — Time advances even indoors and in towns (it paused in the original).Microphone ocarina — Hum or play real instruments into the Switch 2 mic to perform songs (button input still works).Threads of Time — In-game progress tracker/tapestry that shows story progress and next objectives.Other additions include fully voiced cutscenes (Link stays silent), expanded/more detailed areas (e.g., parts of Castle Town), orchestral music, and extras like the Hall of Fallen Foes for boss rematches.
>>750937710Damn and that's without the sony bonusGame's a 106
>>750937710>96Zoomers btfo yet again.
>>750938149So basically, fuck reviews and wait for my 20 mins long rant on yt.??
>>750938331>dedicated nintendo fansites that give every tendo game 10/10lol lmao
I feel like it's a little retarded naming yourself after Nintendo. It makes both your own opinion & sites like Metacritic seem retarded. A Nintendo site is always gonna say a Zelda mainline title is good. When you go into the reviews of a game like this and you look at all of the Nintendo Pro, Nintendo Plus, Nitnendo Life, Nintendo Cocks, review sites, you can't help but think the love for this game is bloated. At least if you go to Nintendo Life, you're reading a review with the understanding that it's gonna be biased in favour of Zelda, in the same way you'd expect a bias against Zelda from a Playstation site. It seems retarded to ignore the bias and just take whatever the final score is. IDK
>He doesn't know Nintendo bonus
>>750939062I'm reading a few reviews atm.>You still start in Kokiri Forest and you still ride Epona over the fence at Lon Lon Ranch in one of the great heart-racing, skin-prickling moments in all of art.Eurogamer. How can you be 40+ and think a Zelda N64 game is one your most emotional connections to art? I just hated reading that. I hated how reliant the entire review was on nostalgia. >My dad always said that you should read Don Quixote three times in your life, and I only recently realised that he meant that the book changes because you change. So. When I got to the Deku Tree back at the start of Ocarina a few weeks ago, and I completed the dungeon and watched the impossible vision of the Deku Tree dying of weariness? I remembered that the first time I'd been here, almost thirty years ago, I couldn't help but identify with Link, freshly gifted a sword and shield, one dungeon down, ready for whatever came next. This time, I think, I was closer to identifying with the Deku Tree.I groaned.
>>750937710-3 points for the shit artstyle huh?
>>750938618>22 reviewsSo many games have better averages today.
>>750937710>lower score than 28 year old N64 jankKWAB
>>750938331no video game enthusiast would give OoT raped by casualization a 10/10
>>750937905NOT TO BE NOTICING THIS SAAR! DELETS POST IMMEDIAT!
>>750937710>bunch of oldfag fan boys rate a 99/100 game's remake a 96/100So not as good as the original, and tendies should just play the N64 version?
>>750939460I like OoT but these nostalgiafags make it impossible to trust any of their reviews. Riding over the fence with epona is something I barely remembered, what is that homo blabbering about?
>>750939460you have no soul. OoT is literally gaming's greatest fable, and an allegory for growing older itself.
>>750937905Jesus Christ....
>See the screenshot on Reddit>Lol i will make a thread on /v/ saying Return of the King >Come to /v/>Some fucking Anon already did itIncredible
>>750937905North Korea tier
>>750937710this better be on pc soon
>>750940701gonna be dumped soon
>>750939708Name me one thing bad about casual games.
>>750940884less likely to filter (You) and make you post melties on /v/
>>750941015It's Ocarina of time. I already beaten the game 30 times, at least. Why would I get filtered by a remake? It's a Zelda game.
>>750937710>mfw I live in irrelevant country and will wait for ~2 weeks to get the cartridge and experience itGuess I will stop browsing /v/ for some time to avoid spoilers. I have never played the OG btw
>>750941116enjoy, zoomoid/alphoid
>>750937710>a dumbed down rehash with less content than the 2011 remaster is the highest rated game this yearThe absolute state of the industry.
GTA will sell 3x as many copies and the Nincels will seethe.
even ocarna of time cant dethrone ocarina of time
>>750941285Still won't overcome Pokemon or Mario.
>>750941285of course Grand Theft Normies 6 will be the best selling game since GTA5. It's the King of Ball and Gun games. No one actually cares about sales. GotY 2026 has been decided, and its not GTA6.
The game looks good. It has always looked good. Not sure if great or the best GOTYAY ever. But it looks fun to play and there arent any games like that around anymore.Is it so hard to believe that maybe the game is actually worth checking out and that this is itself a disappointment for people who are more in love with shitposting than videogames? >But it looks ugly!Maybe that's subjective? I mean at some point you gotta look at yourself and consider if you might be autistic and thats that.
>>750941346they're forgetting that GTA5 still got mogged by MINECRAFT lol
>>750941336guess we gotta wait for Half-Life 3
>>750941424it wasn't, minecraft is literally sold to schools which inflate their numbers and shit
>>750937710>All those nintendo blogs giving 10s
>>750941405>game might be worth checking outJust play the original>maybe it being ugly is subjective?It's not, the game looks shockingly bad for a 2026 remake of a great looking game. Nintendo fags have been spamming endless copes about it being based on ningyogeki puppets even though the evidence isn't there. If it looked good, they wouldn't be trying to justify why it looks the way it does.
>>750941346I don't know a single person IRL who is excited for GTA VI, Not even my coworkers are talking about it, they were all more jazzed about RE9, newest CoD and Blood of Dawnwalker instead.
>>750941647nah half life is on the same level as ocarina of time modern
>>750941285GTA 6 only selling 3x as many copies would probably be an underperformance
>>750937710Yeah but what about Wolverine?
emulator
I preordered it, but it feels kinda weird if a remake wins goty
Kek, all these people feeling buttfucked by a metacritic score
>>750941750that game came out?
>>750941801Oldest tradition on /v/: watching Nintendo BTFO of doubters time and time again.
>65 critics Hold on, the wave of snoy hit pieces is coming soon. It's going to end in 90.
NOOOOOOOOOO /V/ROS WE LOST AGAIN NOOOOOOOO
>>750941706But what if I like the look of the remake, thoughbeit?
I mean I'm pumped to get it tonight but metacritic don't mean shit
DELETE THIS SAAAAAAR
>>750941660gta was thrown in the bargain bin for $5 and included in a bunch of bundles.
>>750941928its TOMORROW YOU FUCKIGN WORTTHLEsS LOSER MORONIC PIECE OF FUCKING WORTHLESS GARBAGE FUC YUO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Highest rated remake of all time
>>750937710Remember when PCsnoys said that Nintendo picked a bad time to release it in the same month as GTA 6? They said that it will flop and now OoT is confirmed GOTY kek
>>750941923I guess some people enjoy the smell, flavor, and texture of shit
>>750942156But what if I don't think it smells, looks, or tastes like shit, thoughever?
>>750938025By the time OoT was released, the N64 was already dead.OoT was promised to be the biggest, most advanced game with the best graphics ever seen on the most powerful console in existence, however, the game was delayed for two years, and with each delay, more bad news emerged, including the cutting of various features.By the time OoT was finally released, the N64 was receiving one game every three months, whereas the PS1 was getting dozens per week.For the N64, Zelda: OoT was like finding water in the desert, a beacon of hope, finally a great game after so many years of waiting... but, in the end, it was still just water.Back then, the only reason Nintendo didn't end up like Sega was Pikachu, Pikachu saved the company. Pikachu made kids buy two copies of the same game simply because it featured him, even if they didn't actually know how to play those games.These kids have grown up and are now adults in their late thirties, still living in the nostalgia of their childhood.Kids who only had an N64 and had to play the same game hundreds of times because they had no other choice, while their friends with a PS1 got to play a new game every single week. These kids grew up angry at the PlayStation and today, as adults, they've turned the handful of games the N64 had into the greatest games in history.
>>750937710Rockstar... your response?
It has stagnated at a 96. Comfortably in the lead to be GotY
>>750942196Have you tasted shit before?
>>750937710>not 100kek remake sister, our response ?
>>750942289No. Have you?
>>750942289>unironically
Can't wait for the release on my PC in 2 weeks
>>750942332Then you'll know soon once you play the remake and can let me know>>750942348Not reading all that leftie meme text faggot
>>750942384Don't worry, dems just won. They will regulate AI and destroy your PC platform. Have fun while you can.
>>750942254>releases literally the most boring and normalfag appealing gun slop for $100
>>750942384is switch 2 emulator even stable for newer games? switch 1 early emulation was a fucking mess that barely ran BOTW
>>750942436Ocarina is a short ass game tendtard, you can finish it in a day lmao $60 pls
>>750942537Ocarina is the kind of game that makes a healghy person ask>but why would want to?
>>750937710This doesn't add up to 96, metacritic is tendie corrupt
>>750942683trump was right
>>750942252What is this revisionist nonsense. In the 90s you went to blockbuster every week to rent a new game. PS1 literally had no games back then. My neighbor had both a ps1 and n64 along with everything else out then like the dreamcast. I only had a n64. Crash bandicoot was the only game he ever played on the playstation. Went spent our childhood playing golden eye perfect dark and mario kart. Sony did not become relevant until the ps2.
>>750942420>Then you'll know soon once you play the remake and can let me knowBut what if I report back that it doesn't taste like shit, thoughevermore?
>>750942436i see no reason to believe they would be bigger copyright freaks than republicans
>>750942514I expect all efforts to focus on this game once it's dumped since it's the most anticipated game of the platform so far
>>750942845Artist are basically all democrats in the US, so don't count on it.
>>750942835>can't taste the shit in his shit cakengmi
>>750942845They have come after Valve relentlessly and they are the ones that have talked about completely regulating the use of AI, where everything about is under their control. Again, have fun.
>>750942747Yes, sure, PS1 has no game...The fault lies with the Blockbuster where you used to live, which only had about 10 N64 games available for rent, because that was the entire library for the N64 at the time.>>Sony did not become relevant until the ps2.My God...
>preordered on Amazon>says it will be at me house on Thursday>check right now>it now says Monday???? Did this happen to anyone else?
>>750943253should have used the eshop FAGGOT
>>750943253Mine says tomorrow between 1 and 23. If it is delayed im getting it digitally
>>750943253i'm picking up a copy from FUCKING EB GAMES tomorrow morning. could go tonight but what's the point if i'm going to end up falling straight asleep when i bring it home
It will arrive tomorrow, right?
>>750943329i already got FE:FW digital when my city didn't have a single physical copy available. i know for sure OoT copies are in storage rooms all over right now so that shouldn't be an issue this time
>>750937710The fuck, it's out already? Did they just ask Claude to make it?>>750937750>approved critic reviews are a win now because they support my boyfriend
I will neither buy nor play anything made by Nigtendo, simple as.
>>750943492You buy it to keep it sealed and sell it for 500% more when the gen-beta tendies get money.
>>750937710Did they add nogs or fags? That tends to guarantee high scores.
>>750943417Feel bad nog lover. That game was awful
>>750943792why do you think its only scoring 96 instead of 100?
>>750937710Why are all the reviews just saying "well the original was good, so this is good as well". Literally "it insists upon itself" tier evaluation.
>>750943867Because there's 64 more reviews compared to the OG?
>>750937710>Port Ocarina of Time to UE5, nerf every enemy and remove everything that might frustrate 4 year olds playing the game for the first time who have never played a video game in their life before, make no mistakes
>>750943924Video games are Nintendo's industry kid.
Feels bad man have fun without me bros ;_;
>>750937750Fpbp
>>750944013Imagine not just going out to your local store tomorrow morning and just picking it up.
>>750943924Thats the point. Its a good game as was proven 30 years ago. This is just a more modern version but still true to the original.
>>750937710And of course it didn't beat the original, just as intended by the N64 OOT animal mask, gossip stone cult (to not be confused with tendies etc..)
When GTA VI has a higher score you'll say it's paid off
>>750944192I think it scores a 96 at its highest too. Maybe a 97.
>>750937710>not 100Shit game.
>>750944192Gta vi will be full of fags and nogs. It's a given that these reviewers will give it high marks
>>750944230GTA IV - 98GTA V - 97RDR2 - 97
>>750942747Remember that Blockbuster had a family-friendly policy, and video games were considered toys, so they made games like Crash and Spyro for PS1 and N64 games available for children. Even though I remember renting Doom 64 and Mace: The Dark Age at Blockbuster...But possibly they also considered CDs inappropriate for children in the 90s, so they only rented N64 cartridges, it all depends on the policies they had at the time.But that was the specific reality of the blockbuster, not of the gaming world,that is why it is you who are engaging in a nonsensical revisionism.I'm 47 years old, so I was 18 in 1998. I had the three main video game consoles: PS1, Saturn, and N64, plus a PC.If I wanted to play new releases, RPGs, I played PS1, if I wanted to play fighting games I played on the Saturn, if I wanted to play FPS like Duke Nukem, Quake, I played on the PC...The N64 stayed in its box stored away because there was nothing to play on it, sometimes I rented a game but it wasn't worth it.
>>750937905>>750940581>>750940658This shit happens for every single platform. Every time. It is in no way unique or distinct to Nintendo games. Not even close.
>>750937710paid reviews are meaningless.im getting the feeling this game wont convert sales
>>750944824kek
>>750945078heavy preorder implies a strong marketing campaign and frontloaded sales.see saros
>>750942683OH NO NO NO
>>750945340how will you cope when the game has sold 3 to 5 million units within the first month? It will be the second best selling game on Switch 2 besides Mario Kart World.
>>750942683STAHP THE COUNT
>>750945408market doesnt seem impressed.
I'm sure it's good because it's OOT but Nintendo's laziness is really grating.I don't mean that it's 1-1, more that they didn't even put in a hero mode (No heart drops, double damage), which literally every Zelda since Skyward Sword has had, including remakes. It would have been barely any effort to include it, and they still didn't.I wasn't expecting new dungeons or anything, but surely something like that is feasible.
>>750941750>>750941818yeah it did
>>750945503>pulling nikkei stock prices as if this means anything in this contextLMFAO ok investor-san, seems you didn't notice the price actually jumped 2.5% today if you're taking that as indication of how the market is reacting. The economy of Japan is in the shitter ever since they elected Trump with a vagina. You can see today's results as indication of how that will probably move forward for them.
>>750945648forgot pic
>>750945503The market is a bunch of boomers saying how much they think shit are valuated at, which is why companies being controlled by shareholders will always be complete fucking garbage.The kind of retards that celebrate when companies fire actually skilled devs.
>>750945557Ah, but you see, the 30 year old N64 masterpiece didn't have it, so therefore this one can't possibly have it either.We cannot deny Miyamoto Sama's genius. It NEEDS to have the fog, loading zones, exact layouts, midis and models to reflect the N64 graphical style, and nothing new at all in the slightest. Even the simplicity of some puzzles are a product of history and must not be touched.You cannot improve perfection, and so this game must be the way it is.
>>750945838this, but unironically.
>>750944079>This is just a more modern version but still true to the original.We're not talking about the 3DS version here
>>750938171none of these reviews say anything of value though?>>750945648>>750945701that is literal jpy not usd two different things plus the usd value is higher than the yen, also if you couple the fact that nintendo literally carries Japan's economic structure
OH NO NO NO RPGSITE BROS WE GOT TO COCKY
>>750937710Return of the king.
>>750946293why is it all brown people?
>>750946293it's gamespot's skyward sword review all over again. zelda fans can NOT tolerate any review that is not perfect lmao.
>>750946293>the cultists must defend their cult leader from an 8!These "people" shouldn't be classed as people. They’re more like mindless little subhumans.
>>750946190if you look at USD it's even fucking higher today you fucking retard lmfao. And yes that's the point, Japan as a whole is broke as fuck. That's why Switch 2 sells for the equivalent of like $300 USD over there, so Japs can afford it and because Nintendo knows the Jap audience buy a ton of 1st party games. They can afford to give their own countrymen discount and the economy of Japan is so fucked, they sort of have to.By your own retarded logic, Ocarina of Time is saving the Japanese economy today lmfao
>>750937710>Zelda Original of time game
>>750946293wtf is statslop
>>750946583A game that requires even a modicum of thought or challenge
I said before when somebody made a thread with a fake metacritic score, no reviewer would dare to give the game less than 9.
>>750946671Well look what happens when you do give it less than 9 >>750946293The cultists go manic
>>750946483>seething before even reading what i said.im not even the anon you were speaking to i was correcting you on the difference between usd and jpy, idc about the DEmake of time and honestly i alr finished the original on my distant cousins n64 which i was still surprised he owned just like an original ps2, but other than that, yes ocarina of demakes is helping out the japanese economy by default, due to being licensed by nintendo,
>>750946549>wasn't sentient for the great 8.8Dumb zoomer.
>>750945078Saaaar... Ai says you are wrong saaaar
>>750942683Do you just go around acting retarded on purpose?
where's the recomp?
>>750944061>>750944013Imagine not just downloading the game.
Lower score than GTA 4
>>7509467972 more weeks
is there a word filter for these types of people >>750946836 cause if not this site is way deeper in the bin than it already is inalso, i have eric spam fatigue
>>750946882seems a bit conservative
>>750937710So 86?Remember the rule, always deduct 10 points with tendie games.
the issue isnt ocarina of f'n time getting a high score.the issue is IGN giving MIXTAPE a higher score than ocarina of time. How the fuck does that happen.
>>750947034IGN is a compromised website.
>>750947034The original got a 10 there they deducted points because it's a remake that did nothing new.
>>750947102but how in the fuck is some stop motion cringe "indie" (funded by larry ellison's bastard spawn) better than OOT.
>>750947034WOOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY HAVE DIFFERENT REVIEWER SOUNDS CRAZY I KNOW RETARDED TENDIE FUCK, the funny thing about this is they literally let the BIGGEST tendie faggot review this game lmao and it still couldn't get a perfect score, you have ZERO excuses for this shitty demake not getting a perfect score so stfu
>>750946293Zeldafags care more about scores than the games themselves.They are the muslims of fanbases, insult their prophet and they will come for your head.
>>750947076omg you guys are fucking retarded; you people were praising ign's asshole when they gave the remake of a remake a good score im talking about starfox btw, why are modern /v/ threads so turbo ass now, it used to be moderate ass but now its not.
This game isn't even worth pirating.They did the same remake treatment that the FF7R series got.New players start the game seeing that link has the triforce just like new players of FF7R start the game having sephiroth shoved in their face every 12 minutes.the Japanese are fucking lost, man
>>750947076>IGN is a compromised website.Please elaborate.
>>750943297Nta but I'm sorry that I like owning things
All smiles.
>>750947210how does that IGN US dick feel in your mouth? American reviewers are the worst, all slaves to Israel. Europeans and Japs and even Brazilians make better game reviews these days.>>750947334>>750947427IGN US has been awful for years. If they score a game correctly, it's an accident. Like all American outlets it's just about advertising money
>>750947452IGN has been the gold standard for decades, mr. BEEB. I remember waiting in line for the Wii and told people I was picking up Red Steel and 8.8. No one had a clue what the fuck I was talking about with the latter.
>>750947407That's not even me in the quote links, are you retarded?
Apparently the water temple got heavily casualized to the point it's baby easy now that's one of the reasons the IGN guy gave it a 9.
>>750947210>The Legend of Zelda is his favorite video game franchise of all time>IGN - 9Tendiebros... what went so wrong?
>>750947670DO Not reply to that faggot he feeds off of (you's) just hide him like i did, arguing with IT benefits no one.
>>750947776No, he's calling me out specifically, I am the actual "Eri>>750947806I'm telling you brother I haven't made a post in this thread until just then.
>>750947210>No Master Quest (will be paid DLC next year)>Not as groundbreaking or revolutionary as the original>Difficulty greatly reduced for gen Alpha
Why would you ever make a new original game from business perspective at this point?
Saria's english VA is pure cunny kino.By the way.
>>750937710>2000+26>FSR 1Just why? The Switch 2 supports DLSS, doesn't it?Well, when it is ported to PC they will probably mod DLSS and FSR4 into it.
>>750947542You sound like an enormous cockguzzling faggot who still thinks IGN is relevant. Imagine being such a sperg you referred to TP as 8.8 in real life lmfao. There's a reason the company is downsizing and laying longtime staff off. In today's day and age IGN shills for worthless leftist woke slop (See Dragon Age Veilguard) rather than games people actually enjoy. That's why they didn't even rate this game 10/10, too Japanese, too video gamey, too loyal to a game everyone already agreed was perfect. They artificially inflate Western slop games, underrate Chinese games (that destroy the charts in terms of sales). Other review outlets clown IGN now.
>demake
>trusting urinalistsI’ll grab my copy tomorrow.
>>750947542>IGN has been the gold standard for decades>>750947452>American reviewers are the worst, all slaves to Israel.>Europeans and Japs and even Brazilians make better game reviews these days.>Like all American outlets it's just about advertising moneyLiving in the USA currently, I wouldn't be surprised. Shit's so tight here economically that the nerdy offspring of generations past literally have to pander to the algorithm. Breakroom, Look at what happened to them trying to reboot G4, I can remember a time when internet reviews such as IGN could be trusted. We live in different times.
>>750947995>You sound like an enormous cockguzzling faggot who still thinks IGN is relevant. Imagine being such a sperg you referred to TP as 8.8 in real life lmfao.I was ribbing if you didnt notice.
>>750947914they don't anyway. everything is a sequel or part of a series.
>>750948006I want to hear Prof Jiang give some long lecture about how people are more excited for a remake of a 28 year old game moreso than new games, and how it's all a reflection of how society has collapsed over the last 3 decades.
>paint a new Mona Lisa/Guernica/Sistine Chapel>but... but they are using new painting styles!Gamers and journalists are truly goycattle, deserve all shit they get.
>>750940065>Riding over the fence with epona is something I barely rememberedI'm sorry, but criticizing other people for finding this memorable is tryhard as hell. It's absolutely one of the the best moments in all of gaming, especially with just how naturally the whole sequence plays out and seems like a bunch of possibilities you stumbled upon, rather than a forced sequence of events. The way you're just left in the field riding her, have already learnt how from the previous minigames, and are now free to use her at will all of a sudden, and without anything stopping explaining this, is just fucking excellent on all levels and is one of those things that contributes to it being the GOAT that is fully deserving of a high 90s score.If this didn't strike you as anything special, then fine, but using this of all things to try to knock down other people's reviews of the game isn't as sound a goal in your favor as you think. The game is full of holy shit moments where you're just left in awe like this, and if you didn't feel this way then I can't blame you or shit on you for not being a mouth agape basedboy, but there's aren't many games that reach these kinds of heights.
>>750947902You really are trying this hard, taking out everything in the 4chan buzzword book to get a (you) here's a pity (you)
>>750948240>>750948214I genuinely think the Temple of Time sword draw leading into the Sacred Realm and Link getting sent into the future punished Hyrule is still one of those "holy moments" in video games comparable to the best artwork and temples people have built in real life. There's a reason this shit stays with people their whole life. The Triforce always represented godliness, Temple of Time felt like God showing you what adult hood was going to be.
>>750937710> mid game: 60 critic score> mid game from Nintendo: add an extra 20 points> mid game from Nintendo AND Zelda in the title: add enough points on top to get it close to 100, but leave some room to make it believable for retards>final critic score: 96>result: maximum payout for critics and trips keep being available in the future
>>750937710I don't care about Zelda.Kiddie shit
>>750947995If we’re going to disregard IGN’s good reviews, we have to disregard their bad reviews as well. No using their Yoshi or Wolverine reviews to attack those games or their publishers.
>>750937710faggot going crazy over ANOTHER remake. morons will fall for anything
>>750948524that's okay too because everyone across the board agrees those games are shit.
>>750948240You're being about as objective as some of these so-called "journalists"
>>750937710This proves that is all about bribery kek
>>750939818Yeah, this is all perfectly fair and I complete agree with all of this and for these exact reasons. When it game out I'd say that OoT deserved a score about 98/100; extremely close to being the absolute best you could expect a game to be, but without enough flaws and things not quite taken advantage of at their full potential that it deserved to not quite get the full 100.This remake deserves a couple of points knock of of that again, because instead of taking advantage of what could really be done in remaking the game and really pushing it to that slightly higher level of execution it needed, creating real hype by doing something actually new, it's instead a mild downgrade in most ways it does change things and hence shouldn't get the same score despite having so many of the same merits of the original.
>>750948668What the hell do you even mean by 'objective' here and why would you even see value in that? It made me ecstatic as a child and I felt all those same feelings replaying it years later, knowing what would happen, and not even expecting it to make me feel the same way, but finding that it did anyway. Why should I disregard my honest feelings for your artificial ideal of objective judgement, especially since I explained why the quest was well designed, giving clear reasons not too awfully dependent on my judgement anyway.
>>750948431They were making art.
>>750949007>It made me ecstatic as a childThat's all you really needed to say. Now the question you should ask yourself is why you're doing it for free here, when those "journalists" are doing the same as you AND getting paid for it?
