She don't give a FUCK lmao
>he's so mad he's going esl now
>>750964080
Top is remorseBottom is regret
>>750963989>Thanks for saving my monarchy!>Off to oblivion with you!And then they never saw each other again.>>750965195Bottom is the ick.
>>750965195She looks annoyed. It's so bad
>>750965195Bottom is:>yikes, he wears green....
Christ alive you autistic cunts will bitch about every last fucking thing
>>750966829And I will continue to do so to piss off you soulless cunts who gobble up any desecration of art as long as its new and shiny.
>woman being apologetic everTo be fair, the remake is more realistic
>>750963989jesus this is some serious nitpicking
>>750963989Wow, asshats really can't read facial expressions
>>750967547You know, facial blindness is a sign of... oh, never mind...
>>750965280frankly the only LoZ girl that ever gave link a proper reward was cremia
>>750963989God damn I want bottom to step on my balls are peg me
>>750966829The only thing you can do with these 1:1 remakes is nitpick, they're fucking boring so any minor change is amplified exponentially
>eyebrows are facing a different wayBlunder of the century
>>750966829when you talk about videogames on the videogames board
>>750963989You can literally save the world and some bitch will be like "I can do better than him"
>>750967826It's more that it got a 96 and anti-shills/snoys are desperately clawing at anything. Reminds me of the switch 2 release they were shitposting the scratched screen saying the packaging was bad because some tranny stapled through the box for some reason as if it was an own against Nintendo.
>>750965280Bottom is mildly annoyed or suspicion
>>750967734Stop posting modded content
>>750966829How come nintendo is the only company that gets free defense from the EVIL naysayers on /v/?
>>750968152>cant stop crying about sonyDo you tendies even like nintendo anymore?
>>750967734Nabooru would have if she didn't fucking die
>no link you can't stay in the future while being a badass hero and fucking my elf pussy, you gotta go back to the past b-because le childhood years are more important or whatever What a cucked game
>>750965280>And then they never saw eachDoesn't Majora's Mask at least imply he talks to Zelda sometimes cause he goes to see her before leaving Hyrule?
>>750969029The scene is just her telling him to remember the song of time
>>750964989read your own first post esl brown
>>750963989When N64 models can emote better than current gen... puppet characters were a mistake.
>>750966829If you're gonna remake do it right.
>>750963989>She don't
>>750963989She's thinking about big ganon cock in the bottom one while looking at small peen Linky
>>750966829It's pretty basic shit but the devs botched it because they couldn't be arsed to play the original
>>750969492>>750969680Way to out yourself ESL dipshitThats the proper english slang way of saying that statement
>>750966829It's a remake there's literally nothing else to talk about.
>>750969497>>750969804>art designer is a woman>game looks like soulless UE5 slop>devs have no experience with OoTWhat the actual fuck was nintendo thinking? Did they suffer a heavy blow to one of their quarterly financial reports? Why release such a disrespectful piece of shit?
>>750969497Zelda looks more lifeless in this game than in Twilight Princess. That's really impressive.
>>750963989>>750966829>''It's just autistic nitpicking, it doesn't matter''
>>750970013At least TP Zelda has the regal beauty, I can believe she is a reserved character. OoT Zelda is supposed to be a little bit more sociable, she can giggle, seems a little more adventurous, but she's stone faced in every shot I've seen.
>>750970408They turned her into an Illumination skrongly woman like peach in the mario movie
>>750970595It's not the worst but I thought literally only Link can pick up the master sword.
>make something that ooks like shit>say it looks like shit on purposeYou literally cannot beat this. Every complaint can be countered by "you wouldn't get it".
>>750970595Just with the "emotion" of BOTW/TOTK Link, i.e. none.
>>750963989remake zelda kinda making me think of rosa/celes
>>750963989Goddamn new zelda face is weird but I still want to fuck her senseless!
>>750970935He can draw it from the pedestal, its not mjolnir
>>750968847Nabooru would have just stolen all his rupees and run off laughing at the stupid kid who thought she would give him anything now that she didn't need him any more
>>750963989It's FFX HD all over again, except that there's a mentally fanbase defending it this time around
>>750971134FFX remaster was lazy and cobbled together. Nintendo clearly spent a lot of time and resources grinding away at this until it was the worst version of itself it could be. Given aonuma's feelings, this is probably a personal vendetta. Hes torturing the last remnants of zelda before he leaves the company
>>750971478>literally shitmaxingWhat are some other games for this feel?
>>750963989wooden puppets o algo
Dear tranny, Spamming your schizophrenia will NOT make you a woman. Anyway here's nutendo's idea of what zelda should've been all along
>>750971720>Dear tranny,>Spamming your schizophrenia will NOT make you a woman. Anyway here's nutendo's idea of what zelda should've been all along
>>750971720Cinematic trash. Why do nintensnoys praise this so much?
>>750963989I genuinely don't understand the thought process behind this. I know Nintendo historically doesn't give a shit and actively hates old Zeldas and puts their worst janitors on remake duty to train them, but even then, what were they thinking mangling one of the most cinematic games they ever released? Sure, you've reminded me Xenoblade Chronicles was a mistake and even something as simple as camera work is a lost art, what now?
>>750971720Looks cool
>>750971596you both should kill yourselves
>>750971906You first, Eric.
>>750971824Cracks me up seeing the spam shift to the opposite end of the cope spectrum. Tendies always prided themselves on their games being gameplay first, not movies, despite them being made for toddlers. The entire nintendo vs sony campaign on /v/eddit is that sony just makes movie games that only care about graphicsAnd now we see the tendie's true form: graphics are all that matters, cinematic UE5 sloppa is good experts say, and heres why thats a good thing
>>750972079Best part is that they cannot comprehend why someone would prefer the original. The idea of "worse graphics" not being a detriment to someone is inconceivable. Enjoying a game without professional choreographed cgi cutscenes and voice acting is unheard of.
Do we know how the Redeads and Dead Hand look?
>>750963989I liked the ending, felt like an improvement, wish they did this with all the other bosses
>>750969859Honey badger don't give a fuck anon, let the brownoids seethe.
>>750972242Literally more for the sake of more. He was already sealed at this point, watching him float endlessly in the void was much better
>>750963989What the fuck? They gave her Griffith's eyes.
>>750963989Yes, that is how perspective works when the camera goes from straight to looking down on the character. Fucking autism
>>750963989>another thread of autists acting like they're experts at human emotions
>>750963989she's shown worried but not totally sad, just so you understand there's still distance between the link (the player) and zelda (the princess), she wouldn't be sad and devastated because that would make her the perfect sad vulnerable princess we have to save and help, and that would make us feel useful and heroes, and no no we can't have that, she's just a mature, very intelligent and totally independent woman showing a bit of worry. totally on purpose, the devil is in the detail with these things, it seems insignificant but it matters a lot.
>>750972212They spent decades screaming to the world that OoT is a flawless masterpiece, the game of all time, and now its a worthless turd that doesn't even deserve to be under the banner of glorious Nintendo. And all it took was unreal engine 5....
>>750972561meds
>>750972223Redeads look like they're made of wood, dead hand looks like a floppy cum filled condom with hands
>>750972609They didnt even bother to fix the mistakes, and infact made them worse. Modern nintendo is a joke.
>>750972678>dead hand looks like a floppy cum filled condom with handsBut enough about the original Dead Hand.
>>750972509>17:49:28>>750972548>17:50:28
>>750972548I dont think it takes an expert to this the game has a serious problem with displaying emotions
>>750972693They made mido less abrasive, they made the puzzles braindead easy, they made every enemy and boss 10× easier, they removed interactivity in the environment... they basically just made Ocarina of Time into a mobile game for toddlers to tap buttons on in the car
>>750972859Top: surpriseBottom: the rent is due
>>750972976Iirc didnt they also remove interactions like hookshotting roofs, and the drawbridge going up at night?
>>750972619Gaslighter be gone
>hey remember fun? You dont need it anymore. We dont do that here at nintendo
>>750970935Never said anywhere. Even Tetra/Zelda picks it up in Wind Waker after Ganondorf pummels Link.
>>750969492Huh. Some of you here really are that retarded.
>>750973265It's less that they want to destroy fun and more that they want to destroy anything that was even a slight inconvenience to the player even if it was a cool feature that added life to the world and soul of the game.
>>750972561You're 100% right. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise because they are incapable of basic pattern recognition.
>>750970408Fuck… I love her stone cold demeanour in this game it’s HNNNGG SO FUCKING SEXY
>>750973456Its said in like 10 different games that the master sword can only be wielded by the chosen hero
>>750964080>OP blows him the fuck out>confuses cheesy hood ebonics for ESLThat's how I know you're Indian.
>>750965195Top is talent with simple polygons and better cinema/lighting.Bottom is no coding ability to actually program her face to do the right thing or any cinema trick knowhow, slop.
Can like-likes succ in this game?>>750966829Absolutely. They butchered this game and marketed it as an improvement.
>>750973665It makes the times when she does smile so much more impactful.
>>750966829
>>750969957They wanted to say "fuck you" to us so we stop annoying their profit margin.But now it's war.Can we talk about Jynx?They want to play the moral high ground route in their delusional heads (despite them racketeering)
>>750973541So basically… the game is an on rails babby version of OOT (a game designed with children in mind to begin with) with butt ugly designs. Why are there people defending this fucking trash again? On this board, to me it seems like retards so desperate to prove that they’re not brown and that they hate GTA are veering towards this shitty remake because it’s all they have to argue for at this moment in time. Anyone with a working brain would do well to stay well away from this slop. Play the original, faggots!
>>750973683And we don't see anyone else but Link "wielding" the master sword. "lifting" isn't the same as "wielding"
>>750973665you're a sick fuck
>>750963989You know Peter the language theyre speaking is the language of subtlety something you dont understand
>>750974001The potential for this game was unreal because the original actually doesn't look particularly good when outside of a CRT, but they ruined it and I can't imagine it was unintentional.
>>750968152>Anon makes a good point about why people are hyperfocusing on minor things>I-IT'S MUH CONSOLE WARRRR
>>750973958I loved that segment where you work with her during the final boss (horseback section) because she hasn’t been very present up to this point and I don’t know, it was just a nice moment.
>>750963989Damn, she always had that Hunter Schaefer trans look
>>750972382Good point.Miura gives Griffith this unemotional stupor in the latter half of his manga after he loses his mind and that's what these characters feel like. Thing is, Miura did that intentionally and the other characters are not like him.In this game they all look like this.
>i love my jobvs>i want to retire
>>750963989girlboss zelda? pre-order cancelled
>>750973986>equating a civilizational downfall to a video game character making the wrong expressionyou deserve all the mockery and derision you get
>>750971720>no left, right, left, thrust combo with ganon spitting blood>here are sparkles and purple dust everywhere thoughdisgusting
>>750974001What really surprised me was, no master mode. Current day nintendo is obviously not creative enough and too lazy to do another master quest, everyone agrees on that. But no master mode? No basic bitch "make the enemies stronger" like wind waker or botw? Why recreate a game you have so little interest in?
>>750973958She is objectively the most beautiful Zelda. The other Zeldas are cute and whatever but she’s flat out beautiful.
>>750974153Is he wearing a mask in the right? I'm so confused as to what he's trying to convey.
>>750974153Eric here. This game is 9/11 for tendies
>>750967029>it's considered a desecration of art nowPlease get better at baits.
>>750974360Please tell me these screenshots are just out of context and extremely cherrypicked. There's no way Zelda actually doesn't display any emotion throughout the whole game.
>>750974109It was a nice reminder of their special relationship as triforce holders, despite the fact that Midna was clearly the scene stealer of the game.
>>750963989Bald boomer manchildren are seriously seething about THIS?!
>>750973986Rome deserved it T B H.
>>750968713Please tell me you can turn off setting forthat "light for autistic retards" mode
Remakes and remasters are soulless, play the originals or go suck a nigger dick
>>750974676They couldn't even bother to put a difficulty mode anon. I only have bad news for you.
>>750972859Oy vey, you have some of those shekels?
>>750974495The only context you need is that a woman decided how the game should look lmao
>>750974631why can't she look a little bit sad though?
>>750974153PedophileVsSleepy pedophile
>>750963989Jesus...
>>750974798No way...certainly a woman isn't this incapable of displaying genuine feelings. This must be a different scene entirely, maybe they rewrote the scene so that she already knew Link was coming and she's so upset because he promised to buy her a burrito and forgot.
>>750974798>more polygons makes her face have even sharper angles than the n64 modelUnreal engine was a mistake
>>750967547Even if the post is stupid, you gotta admit the top pic fits the moment 1000x better
>>750974895Tendie idle animation be like
>>750974895PPP idle animation
>>750974910just accept that it's a total graphic overhaul by a woman with a fetish for expressionless doll heads, like the Monkey's Island remake by the guy with a fetish for polygons
>>750974969His head is shaped like a pear. Haha.
>>750973265This was it, the moment I knew it was all over for this remake.
>>750963989AAHHHHHHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHES SAD IF SHES NOT MAKING THE SAD FACE!!!!!
>>750975209So true, xister.
>>750975209How would you feel if famitsu sales threads stopped being made?
>>75097448699% of remakes are, yes.
>>750975209how would you tell indeed?no remorse shown that she was a naive child nor how she put link into this ordeal.facial expressions tell a lot
>>750963989Every so often this place reminds me that the autism bit isn't a meme. So many of you are undiagnosed.
>>750975209Retard lmao
>>750975304Could the engorged brow-nose be the result of incest? Is nuZelda a Habsburg?
>>750970935>>750973683Hey dumbass, look.
>>750975304Is there a genuine photo where she expresses a genuine emotion or does she just have resting bitch face the whole game?
>>750969082She's saying she enjoyed the time she spent with Link and hoping he returns. Seems to back up what I was saying.
>>750975405
Classic demake ruining the tone of a scene
>>750975456> Is nuZelda a Habsburg.Interesting, I would think every Zelda is an inbred goblin... I mean, they have to be! Aounuma-sama what is your take on this?>Aonuma sama:
>>750975631Her face doesn't move when she talks, her lips just flap like the poor model/animation work in tekken 7
>>750969957zoom zoom games will be the new golden age. the age of yellow paint
>>750975786Mfw are you for real nigga?
>>750975793>eye brows completely frozen in timeFits the theme of the game i guess
>>750975793If Tekken 7 has better animations than your game you're doing something wrong.
>>750975786you know, the current state of Zelda is making a lot more sense now.
>>750975842Is yelllow paint actually in the game?
>>750975719That dude is too old for that shit.Imagine the stories about the unfathomable retardation and autism he HAD to witness in the gatherings.Sad.
>>750975932>zelda never has kids because her eggs are frozen Woah....
>>750963989This is literally the most important scene in the entire fucking game and they ruined it. I'm serious. if you think theres any part of the game that isnt more important to (you) the 10 year old playing this then you're brain dead. this is the moment the game reaches through and ends your journey as an adult so you can go back and get your lost time you still have to grow. and since jeets are r selected subhuman trash they literally cannot imagine what the emotion a k selected animal like a Caucasian would experience in these scenes.
>>750966829When I see poor artistry, I point it out. Sorry not sorry if tranny disney adults who soi-out over nintendo are offended.
>>750973958wait a second...>>750972570
>>750973958TP Zelda makes OoTremake Zelda look emotionally abundant 2bh. She was super un-emotive to the point where she made the scene where you finish Ganon kinda funny in TP. She just has this awkward blank look.
>>750975993Sort of. Lots of the environmental pieces are gone and replaced by "do this, NOW"
>>750973986Polsjws really have 0 self-awareness
>>750974437
>>750976239People weren't buying Switch 2s like they were PS5 Pros despite their jacked up price for GTA VI so it isn't beating that. Outside of that I genuinely don't know.
>>750974360Yeah but she's worst girl in PS4 so the revival is an improvement.
>>750968580>Anon has literally never seen a thread about Valve in his life
>>750976239>how well do you think this fucking ugly remake is going to sell?very well, nintendo fans and especially zelda fans are ravenous and uncritical
>>750976239It's a nintendo game, its a zelda game, its advertised fucking EVERYWHERE down to billboards on my but stops. Star fox never had a 10th of zeldas popularity
>>750976260I can't believe modern gaming has gone so down the toilet that this looks okay by comparison.
>>750976271>pol out of nowhere
>>750963989She looks the same. The only subtle differences are the more defined nose bridge and eye color.
>>750975993i was watching zfg play it and they streamlined a lot, made all item interactions extremely obvious, and made certain character interactions require rupees to pad the gameplay. If you go to a great fairy, you have to pay. the grave digger is a funny one, where in the past you would pay him to dig up the ground along his patrol. And now in the new one, the dig zones are obvious piles of dirt on the side of the graveyard. you pay him to dig in set zones and have you pay him extra if he is about to dig up something good. the zoom zooms added micro transactions to their NPCs. i can see new games having characters constantly asking for tips
>>750976239It's going to sell retardedly well, and believing otherwise is retarded. They made the same game but easier and casuals think it looks great.
>>750973958unghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>750976434Yeah, unfortunately you're right. The metacritic only shows it further. If game journos applaud the easier difficulty, you know the casual retard masses will do so too.
>>750976239zelda has always been babbys first adventure game, with braindead combat an puzzles an 8 year old can solve easily. its the original dumbed down game for normalfags, it will sell
>>750976414If they added a built in randomizer mode i would've unironically bought it. Nintendo just cant keep up with what people actually like. Metroid prime 4 and the star fox demake were the warning sign
>>750976239I can't think of a piece of shit game on the switch that didn't sell. If anything, the switch 2 not having any games is only doing this remake favors.
>>750975793It's pretty amateurish. I don't know why SS was so much better, but TP, BotW, TotK all have similar issues. SS was much better at times.WW was miles better though.
>>750976658If it even became the best selling Switch 2 title would that mean a lot in the grand scheme of Nintendo? Nintendo really seems like it's putting all of it's eggs in the Pokemon basket.
>>750976152They all have vague expressions like hindu statues too.
>>750976625It being a game for kids wasn't enough? They had to redesign it so quadriplegic infants could play it blindfolded? I guess nintendo knows their audience
>>750975793she's speaking japanese, that's how mouths move when they speak japaneseit's a culture thing, can't let ninjas read your lips
>>750976780>They had to redesign it so quadriplegic infants could play it blindfolded?Worse, manchildren and zoomers
>>750976776not to mention the stunted forheads
>>750976401Where is the building's interior lighting coming from on the right side?
>>750963989Passionate anal love making with princess zelda
>>750976857I'm literally the target demographic and I'm just thinking to myself even if I played it I would just beat it in like 5 hours because it's the exact same game I grew up with but with everything made somehow even easier.
>>750963989this is pretty desperate reaching for shit to bitch about.
>>750976772The average zelda game has 10 times the budget of even the most expensive Pokémon game. They are dirt cheap because Nintendo hands gamefreak a couple pennies and a nickel and says get to work. Thats why their last functioning one was black and white 2. Pokémon games cost nothing and make billions
>>750970595man if their faces werent retarded maybe this couldve been alright
>>750970595I know nothing about the franchise but they should've made her put more effort into throwing the sword. Add more weight to it, forcing her to counterbalance the tossing motion, kinda like hammer throwing athletes maybe.
>>750977129The throw itself is okay, there's a good bit of weight behind the blade, it's just how comically far and high she manages to toss it. If she was simply throwing it in the bounds of the arena for Link it'd be fine, but that's like Olympic level.
>>750977028Unsurprising. I feel like this game has to be able to compete with GTA VI in-order for people to be satisfied and I just don't see it happening. Still it will make them more money than they deserve regardless.
>>750964080Dis think we Indian lmao das sum mad shi fr fr
Guys what do i do, i said the game doesn't look good and no amount of Japanese puppets will change that. Am i fucked?
>>750974942just another example of how much better the original artstyle is
>>750978181Even the background in the original looks much better what's going on over at Nintendo.
>>750972859>>750974798>Big loli forehead censored for the goyimNintendo needs to be put on trial at the Hague for this crime
>>750975456nearly every character in this remake has the retard browthat's a lot of incest
>>750978181The fact that nintendo has to COMPETE with this says it all. Theres like 12 different ways to play ocarina of time, its a very easily accessible game. Or you could pay $700 for a downgrade
>>750963989It's more realistic, Zelda's lowkey pissed that the only BIG GERUDO COCK in her entire lifetime is dead and gone and she knows manchild's dick won't ever compare.
>>750976980see >>750976152you fucking gaylo tard
>>750978925>BIG GERUDO COCKHe has an entire tribe of women and he is ostracized, therefore he can't get it up and is a total cuck
>>750964080Retard
>>750977331>The throw itself is okay>it's just how comically far and high she manages to toss it.then it isn't okay
>>750978925Yeah but Ganon is more into Link anyway, that's why she and the Gerudo are pissed.They got cucked by yaoi tendencies.
>>750979082Why do you think he's ostracised?He keeps baiting Link to meet him with his whore, who he just doesn't touch and she is just left there in a rock. The tribe feel cucked.
>>750968713This demake is gay as fuck. Hopefully Claude can fix it.
>>750979432Hopefully the tech industry collapses and their CEOs are put on spikes for being traitorous kikes.
>>750966829Welcome to /v/
>>750979432I can see it now, someone puts out a mod that fixes the characters faces, a mod that adds master quest, a mod that replaces the music... and thousands of obese transgender pedophiles on twitter and bluesky will scream NINTENDO FBI DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>750971720>Press Y to win QTE
>>750979753That's after you beat the boss, just like in the original, zoomzoom.
>>750971720>big ass glowing eye in the middle of his forehead for no fucking reason.God I hate this shit. Fuck zoomers.
>>750963989Your autism is showing. Her expression is more subtle but it's still conveying the same emotion. You just can't tell because of your ass burgers.
I think I’ll buy this game just for Sheik she’s pretty
>>750963989God she looks so hot
>>750979787>just like in the original
>>750974241Gotta tie it into BotW by foreshadowing the Malice and Gloom that will one day a gorillion years later run red with rage.
>>750974360Master quest should've been included for free. Master mode is lazy trash.
>>750966829It's funny seeing tendies saying this when they attack other games for the smallest changes
>>750979705Why would you be a corporate copyright enforcer for free? The behavior of some people on the internet baffles me.
>>750967029You are shilling for a multibillion dollar company, this is a product, not something history will remember.
>>750976243Crazy how badly they fcked up this shitty ass demake.
>>750973265I mean her animation is fine. Nobody every should have been able to throw it as far as she did, it's how they've animated the sword itself that's the problem.
>>750979787>um actually the game was always shit
>>750979848Are her bangs made out of maruchan noodles? WTF is that texture?
>>750970595>>750977331>hurr why is the girl who was trained as a sheikah warrior for years athletic
>>750974798She looks good
>>750980392So shes strong and has magic powers but gets btfo at every opportunity? Why did she get ragdolled in kakariko? Why did a crystal completely cuck her? Why doesn't she fight ganon herself?
>>750980767>So shes strong and has magic powersYes. That's why she can throw the sword with zero issue. Stop moving the goalposts.
>>750980839The goalposts were forever moved when the puppet tweet went out. You lost
>>750980449Another anon said it. That's a manlier version of Link in a wig. This is the most tranny coded Zelda design we've ever seen.
>>750980767It's the Metroid Prime 4 dilemma, try not to think too much into it.>Samus is so strong and independent>but a single shot from Sylux is enough to knock her down and make her weak and helpless>the quirk chungus NPCs need to help her escape, because Samus is now a coward who runs away
>>750980449She looks like a 13-year-old wearing a wig.
>>750981294>>750981570Its probably meant to tie in with an animated zelda movie in a couple years, especially if they're demaking majoras mask with this slop
>>750966829Its called having standards.
>>750970595the eyeball shit is the actual problem here
>>750974153Majora's Mask remake already ruined
>>750963989I'm glad OoT Zelda is at least mildly attractive now. She was always okay looking in art and like Smash Melee, but the N64 model was always hideous.
>>750963989>Sounds like she's in her 40s even though she's supposed to be the same age as Link>Constant RBF>Sheik voice is barely differentDidn't realize it was even possible to make OoT Zelda so much worse when she was barely a character to begin with
>>750963989>Top >I'm Sorry, Link>Bottom>Eh~ to.... bleh
>>750970595>press A to drawWhy. Why interrupt the climactic cutscene with that. It’s not even Press X to Awesome, it’s Press X to Mundane.
>>750983305The tendie loses focus once the cutscene starts, and begins to doze off in an infantile stupor, drooling and mumbling about palworld. The prompt showing up is to snap said tendie awake
>>750966829Were you expecting apathy?
>>750983025>>Sounds like she's in her 40s even though she's supposed to be the same age as LinkThought I was alone in noticing that her voice is shitty. She sounds like a hag despite being merely a teenager. Can't stand shitty women voice actors. If there is one benefit to ai voice acting is the elimination of female voice actors from the industry. I don't care if its English or Japanese, I want human voice actors completely replaced. Fuck them in the bad way especially twats.
>>750967547What does rectal haberdashery have to do with this?
>>750983792Your hat should not look better down there.
>>750982854It doesn't even make any sense from a lore or design perspective, at least in MM3D the eyes looked like Majora's eyes
>>750983792haberdasher? I barely know her!
>>750970595>fight is braindead just like the original>only difference is phase 2, where ganon uses some flashy, easy to dodge attacks>GIANT FLASHY weak points tell you where to hit him, just like phase 1And people will defend this shit.
>>750969029Different timeline, different Zordo.
>>750983974The schizo tranny has been oddly absent. Either hes been banned for spamming cp to get threads deleted or he got tired of getting btfo
>>750970935It is written "only Link can defeat Ganon" but it don't say shit about holding a sword.
>>750983759Anon, it's the voice director who is responsible for them sounding like that, not the actresses. They'd be the same even if you eliminated the actresses, and would use granny voices at their will like now.
she lowkey enjoyed being ganon's bitch and is getting second thoughts
>>750963989Yeah, looks like a westoid foid trash. Can't capture the artistic style, characteristics or charms. A layer of botw trash on it all
>>750981326the term you're looking for is "cutscene incompetence"
>>750963989All the "white" characters in this game have too big noses. Like they are all jews. Ganondorf is the jew in OoT. Subverted jew remake
>>750963989i literally do not remember this specific frame of the video game. i would go so far to say that anyone who claims that they do is lying and needs a bullet to the back of their skull.
>>750969492bodied that freak
>>750978403Nigger, what the FUCK are you talking about 'forehead censorship'?How deranged are you?
>>750984924Is that Tectone?
>>750984114>only Link can defeat GanonSo what happened when link goes back to tell zelda about ganon? Does her dad execute him? Does child link do it?
>>750972678>>750983974>>750974798>>750973265Oh my god, fuck this remake.Game for DSP.
>>750963989it's the same damn expression the bottom just has more realism to it so making it too subtle for autists
>>750963989Now make one for King Conker since both it and Ocarina were originally N64 games
>>750970595>>750983974They made his arms weak spots? What about his tail?
>>750969497I still can’t get over the sharply detailed noses
>>750985973His tail is his weak spot in the first phase, and I have to give it to them. The original was apparently too subtle for them.
>>750986056holy shit, why is there even that prompt at the bottom? the game is so patronizing that they think a player who made it to the final boss needs to be reminded of the basic controls?
Lot of poorfag macacos seething over not being able to play this masterpiece
>>750986152The whole fight is full of quick time events, even if it's just something like "pick up sword" or "finish ganon". It comes across as extremely patronizing.
>>750969497Limitations brought about creativity
>>750970408Twilight Princess aged gracefully
>>750963989uhhh anon girlbosses can't act submissive get with the times
>>750986152>>750986056Focus, L.
>>750970595Zelda throwing me back my sword??Quick Time Events in my Zelda game??
>>750971720A Speedrunner’s dream
>>750972561Suppose I’ll post this too.
This game should be laughed at the same way Wolverine and any other modern western AAA game, but that won’t happen because most Nintendo fans are mindless consumers who defend even shit like modern Pokemon games.I say this as a huge Zelda fan.
>>750986483Context for Wario?
>>750986152To be fair, there was a surprising amount of people who made it all the way to the final boss of DK Bananza that forgot that you could tear chunks out of the ground to throw at enemies.To be fairer, the player is only given a reminder that they can do that if they fail to do it at the end of the second phase, unlike with the OoT remake which pre-emptively reminds you before you can do anything that would imply you don't know what you're doing.One is the game's trust in the player's understanding of its mechanics being betrayed by the player's stupidity, the other is the game having no faith in the player at all to begin with.
>>750973265>can't get king zoras kiss>cant hookshot the boobs in spirit templewhat other fun things have they removed?
>>750985592>Huuuh? How was i supposed to know to hit the eye dood... come on man this game sucks, nintendo is a bunch of mouth drooling dunces
>>750984924She actually has an extremely Nordic looking nose but you're retarded and got redpilled 5 minutes ago off instagram reels so you're still caught up on the jewish nose thing like a newfag
>>750986483I like the fat loli ninjas
>>750986407Don't forget the campy tranime voice acting... oot really needed it
>>750986543I could kind of see that being an issue in bananza, which is more of a sandbox with a variety of movement options and controls. It might be easy to forget that you have access to a niche option when other abilities get a lot more regular usage
>>750986756You redditors switched from roman to nordic? Whats next, Egyptian?
>>750973763Why are there so many indians here? Indians couldn't even afford a switch.Is it because /v/ doesn't discuss video games?
>>750966829Eric won bigly and there's nothing your discord can do about it
i am 27 and i swear to fucking god I can tell 90% of you are <18 by the way you type god damn i hate this website
>>750973265They also removed the Mario related cameos when meeting Young Zelda for the first time. 0/10, unfaithful remake, literally unplayable.
>>750974437>I'm so confused as to what he's trying to convey.Hes saying "THANKS FOR BUYING THE $500 PAPERWEIGHT LMAOOOOOOO"
>>750975304This Zelda pic is nightmare fuelShe just stares into your soul
My beautiful fish wife
>>750975793This would make Pokèmon Gen 8 and 9 chuckle
>>750968235Mate it's in MM.
The shitty faces really put me off of this game. The fact that it looks ai generated and the backgrounds look like scenery doesn't help either.
>>750986807The lead up to the final boss features two flying enemies that can only be defeated by throwing floor chunks at them, the only thing that I think could put someone off from doing that to the airborne final boss is the 'timer' making them think that they shouldn't bother fighting back.
>>750986897Im trans btw just so you chuds know
>>750963989similar energy
>>750987285Go on anon, post her side profile
>>750963989because of her disgusting inbred nosewatching the entire playthrough and documenting EVERY casualization and uglification live:>>750987690>>750983346>>750980765>>750957160>>750959067(maybe too many to fit in one thread)
>>750986756You're an amerimutt. Nordic people don't have big noses like that. I am swedish and you're making shit up you fucking nigger
top:>Link... thank you. For everything. I'm sorry you had to go through all of this... I want to give back what was taken from you. Goodbye...bottom:>omg... is he really wearing that hat?? ick
>>750987331What were they thinking?
>>750963989I don't get it
>>750988107>I am swedishWhat country are your parents from?
>>750987285She looks middle aged.
>>750963989Classic women vs Modern women
>>750987989I prefer this angle
>>750988838What are you afraid of? Show us her nose
>>750974153why did they turn him into conan o brian
>>750984037Sending him back to correct the timeline and properly live his life isn't just tossing him out like the other poster is implying though.
>>750966829Good morning sir.
>>750968096
>>750988028People will defend the DSPification of Ocarina of Time
>>750964080post the hand
>>750988028>game has a dedicated jump button>remove the ice section to the caverns that would actually justify itWHAT THE HELL
>>750976401This is great, did you make this? Do more of these.
>>750986759>I like fatOf course you would burger
>>7509678261-1 remakes are way better than remakes like resident evil gamecube which claim to be 1-1 but change so much shit its basically an entirely separate game that takes place in the same setting
>>750974970wtf is ppp?
>>750986715didnt he rage quit resident evil 9? did they get rid of all the giant eyeball weaknesses i that franchise or something?
>>750963989I haven't seen this kino scene posted yet
>>750963989are the japs shit at making faces now? thought they were great at it with anime or something
>>750969497It's because they're based on Japanese puppets or some such bullshit.
>>750992476what the FUCK is with those noses????? i just can't get over it. So ugly
>>750974009Nigger this is arguing semantics and you fucking know it.
>>750970595I remember the original scene being more subtle and understated in a tasteful way. This looks like a final scene of a Hollywood action movie when you just turn your brain off.
>>750974009>"lifting" isn't the same as "wielding"If you're going to be this pedantic: holding something is literally in the definition of the word. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/wieldingYou could absolutely argue that the intention of use is part of that definition, but then you'd also fall down the rabbit hole of defining what intention of use really entails, i.e does Zelda throwing the sword constitute her using the sword? I would say yes while I guess you'd probably say no.Anyways TLDR it's bideo james and stupid.
>>750969957>Why release such a disrespectful piece of shit?Because they know Tendies are cattle and will buy everything
>>750971720Why do tendies hate snoy games again? they seem the same to me nowadays
>>750963989They made her look like my blonde, amazonian, long-nosed, autistic friend from high school. She used to pick on me for being short and hug me tightly to squeeze her sizeable boobs into my face. Took me a decade plus to actually start dating people that didn't tower over me
>>750970595she spent years as sheikh you ugly shit golem nigger but by all means turn it into a culture war thing. she still fucking struggles to pick up the sword.
>>750992476I see the vision now.Fujibayashi wants to retroactively insert Zelink in every Zelda game.
>>750966829they spent MORE money and dev time to make a WORSE game
>>750963989Evil Zelda sexoMade for pegging Ganon
>>750973683Yes, as in the Master Sword is just a lump of steel no different from any other sword in anybody else's hand.Only when Link wields it does it does it get it's glowy-super state and actually function as the legendary "Evil's bane"
OoT Zelda always looked weird in every version of the game.LTTP2/ALBW remains the best one
>>750963989ftfy
>>750966829>JUST CONSUME $80 BINGSLOP FOREVER AND DON'T COMPLAIN!!!!!
GIRLBOSS YAAS!!!
>>750988363They were thinking a young lad needs some milk to grow big and strong
What’s the game over font look like
>>750987062That i can see, relegat the cameos in a room out of the way and i'd be fine with it.
>>750973763stupid nigger ebonics are esl tier, stupid nigger
>>750969492Fevella Macaca
>>751001352but enough about op
>>750976053If he is autistic or retarded then he is absolutely not too old to behave that way. Why would you torpedo your own fucking statement within the same sentence? Are you retarded as well?
>>750970595Why even wait for the fire to go out if this was an option?
>>751001276>malding poopjeet has no idea what ESL even meanshello rajesh! you'll never be white
What are you bunkerchuds fearstroking it to now? Did a woman speak again?
>>751001607holy favela NIGGER(non human)meltdown frfr no cap!!
>>751001276I'm sorry for your loss, but I just want you to know that things will get better after you kill yourself.
>>751001714You’re a retarded nigger lmao
>>750963989white women amirite?
>>750999364>snatching up a female girl to ride on his hip as he heroically swings to safetyWhat is this leftist woke libslop? Shouldn't he be listening to a muscular cow woman talk about xyr nonbuynary cock like the brave GAMERS have had to these last ten years?
>>750966829This did some crazy numbers on aspies lmao protip: getting mad all the time is horrible for your health
Some say you can still hear that retarded esl macaca chirping his homo squeals to this day. A cautionary tale.
>>750963989>AGP anon be like>that's me
>>751001891He's still making thousands of threads seething about getting raped by chadtendies
>>750981326>quirk chungus NPCsYou clearly haven't even seen screenshots of MP4, much less played it.
>>751001758>>751001714Don't you guys ever grow bored of this charade? Both of you know you aren't convincing the other of anything and that neither side will concede.
>>750986483Right is better for everyone but Orbulon and Diddy. Maybe Jimmy T.
>>751002075coping niggerbonics esl niggers lost
>>751002075You don't belong here, but the mods won't do anything about it due to zionist cash infusions.
>>751001607If you speak in "ebonics", you don't speak English.
>>751002225niggerbonics monkey begging for trannyjanny to protect xer safespace lmao
>>751002225I'm trying to point out that the conflict is pointless. If anything, engaging in it and constantly being angry, disrupting your attention from things you could be doing offline in the real world, is exactly the kind of tactic a foreign agency would employ. You have fallen for the psyop and don't even realize it. Calling someone a nigger online isn't bringing you any closer to achieving your goals. They want you squabbling 24/7 instead of advancing your position in life.
>>750970595The problem with this is the fact that if Zelda could just draw the Master Sword and throw it the whole time, why didn't she throw it over the wall of fire? She can obviously tell what's happening within the ring of fire even in the Remake, so it's not like she'd hit Link in the head with it. In the original game, Zelda can't pull the blade out of the ground herself because it's firmly lodged in the earth and she's neither the adventuring swordsman Link is nor does she have the Golden Gauntlets. The original put more thought into this than the Remake, where it feels like Zelda is leaving Link hanging for all of Phase 1.
>>750972242What's the sixth chain attached to?
>>750972561Any hope remaining for the LoZ live-action movie is gone. Zelda will be a shrewish girlboss who knows everything and constantly corrects Link. If they at least let Link be the surly, sarcastic cartoon version from the 90s, that might work. But talking back to a girlboss is not allowed in 2026.
>>751002554The crazy part is that women love it when you sass them back and shut them up. It's all a test to see if a man can be dominant and provide protection. Limp wristed betas let a girlboss say and do whatever unchecked.
>a even more babified version of an easy game>disgusting character design that dont fit the original that people have to fap on burlsack textute>target audience are 30+ manchildren suffering from peter pan syndromeJust owning a switch 2 as an adult is a huge red flag. I can't believe people are gonna eat this shit like the second coming of ChristLike nigger grow up and stop living in a loop of the past
>>751002396nigger melty
>>751002396tl;drzionist pleas can't melt steel beams
>>750999364>Gets an official second home at Lon Lon Ranch in this remakeWasn’t enough apparently
>>751002348>>751002396>>751002736>>751002741Will you all just fuck already and move on?
>>750963989Even in the best case scenario these kinds of fucked up details were inevitable. It happens every time with 1:1 remakes/remasters. The original will always be the definitive experience. I'm definitely not paying full price for a Frankensteinian recreation of it lol.
>>750971720Needs more particle effects.
>>751002820I'm so glad I don't have to play those jank ass Nintendo 64 garbage controls on a boomerang controller with a big throbbing joystick dickprong
>>751002723you can say this about sports fans too thenThey played sports as a child but still religiously follow it until they are old
>>751002736>>751002741I'm going to assume you are bots or are being paid to do this. In either case, you or the people running the bots are morally corrupt people, hellbent on degrading society.
>>750971720>purple Ganon with a giant eyeball is realKEK I like how when it was first leaked everyone was in denial because it was so fucking bad.
>>750970595I'm more concerned for the unnecessary quick time event.
>>751002906Inhale my dong enragement, newnigger.
>>751002904What a retarded comparison that has nothing to do with each others
>>750979848Now this clearly looks like a hot woman trying to look like a man, AND FAILING
>>750964080That's ebonics not an ESLism, Prakeesh.
>>750991908When the game is already good, change isn't needed, only updates
>>751001841what the fuck are you babbling about you stupid fucking tranny monkey
>>751002894If the game being remade is so horrible why did it get remade to begin with? And why was there so much hype around it? You can't have it both ways.It's widely accepted that remakes of movies are inferior to the originals in the vast majority of cases - take Robocop for example. Yet for video games fanboys deny this, probably because it's still a fairly juvenile medium.
>>750963989I dunno, but her expression in the first always seemed out of place. It was a weird sort of aloof pity that didn't feel genuine, especially coupled with how she took the ocarina from him. The new expression seems like she's genuinely upset with herself and the situation, and she's about to make a hard decision.You may now call me a shill.
>>751002908LGBT colors are good when Nintendo does it actually
>>751003045The only way I want it is dripping down your face. Now open up, pumpkin.
>>751002906CRY NIGGERBOY CRY
>>750992627>animeThe anime face you're thinking of is two eyes the size of a globe and a matchstick mouth, no nose. The entire point of an anime face isn't to be a face at all, but to be a "please clap" sign
>>750963989both are appropriate to the time period>zoomalpha zelda is a cunt with a stupid raspy american HR department voice
>>750971720>Dev team full of zoomers and women >Becomes UE5 slop, even easier with shit animations Fuck you, jewtendo
>>750992627There is nothing great about anime faces , anon.
>>750992627agp tranime lost
>>750966829The spergs really seethed at this one.
>>750976152(You)
>>751002908Honestly most screenshots or clips, if they were leaked a couple months ago, would've absolutely been accused of being AI. I mean ffs /v/'s sacred slop elden ring got leaked and this was the entire internets response, not just /v/These niggas HATE the games they worship, literally the only thing that prevents them from hating it publicly is the big juicy logo of the company. Its sad as fuck
>>750987989
To be fair, she only knew LinkCEL for five minutes, while being dicked down by big Gerudo cock for 15 years. It's natural she doesn't care
>>751003116watch better anime
>>751003773>posts slop made for balding men that wish they could either fuck or be little girls
>>751003773>better anime>shit-on
>>750963989Has nintendo ever had such a massive wave of backlash over their main games before? If you go on social media the only and i mean only "people" saying positive things are women (shill accounts) and troons. Wokesloppers dont even care because they dont care about nintendo games at all.
>>751004421>TBBT anime edition
Is Saria the only girl in the series with green hair besides Faeore?
This criticism of the game being "UE5 Slop" is retarded. UE5 slop has doughy uncanny looking people made by retards screwing up 3D scans, and a near-total lack of art style, all in the service of muh realism. Which is very clearly the opposite case in nuOOT, everything is quite emphatically *intentionally* designed. It's highly detailed and maximally rendered but it very much is not realistic. Things like the shape of faces, the way the figures are modelled, clothing materials, hair, skin material, what have you, are very specifically designed and exaggerated to create a curated art style. If you want to criticize the art style and the woodenness of the facial animation (because they're puppets get it haha lol), fine, but accusing it of being styleless is just stupid and wrong. For god's sakes could we not be retarded low functioning autistic golems like this faggot >>750974910 who just mindlessly regurgitate the Nintendo Hire This Man meme? The level of discourse on this topic is shockingly retarded. I guess that's to be expected considering how important of a game that the OG OOT is and how many people are emotionally invested in it, but still.
>>751004903XY chromosomes
>>750963989It GREW ON ME how they all look like expressionless puppets.
>bad remake>bad remake, nintendo
>>751004421S;G is slop by the way.
>>751002985sports are games too, it is a good comparison
I think nintendo has an entire subsection of their company that is a boardroom of dudes doing logistics on how to keep selling the same products over and over and over cause they know damn well as long as the red logo is on it, tendies will buy it
>>750963989She'S cute but not jerkoff material. Like I'm not going to seek out her porn and that's a failed character in my book
>>751006473I'd rub a few out to her if the nose wasn't so flat.
>>751006473Given the switch 2's vulnerability, its only a matter of time before the models are ripped
>>751004820Maple.
>>750967029>video games>artget the fuck out of here you fucking LARPER
>>750963989She's hot as fuck and I love the stylized noses, imagine getting a fellatio from her and covering her eyelashes and nose and lips completely. TOTAL ZELDA LOVE
Why can't we just have ocarinas world design in a new place
>>751008790Thanks for the update chris chan
>>750973763>>confuses cheesy hood ebonics for ESLWhat's the difference? You niggers aren't exactly speaking English.
The post ending credits tapestry was supposed to imply it was BOTW Link and Zelda finding it right?
>>750980449God all you would have to do is just unfuck the face
>>750973986
>>751006945Looks like the models are in .bfres format, was able to import them into Blender after fucking about with scripts people made for other modern Nintendo games. I'm probably too retarded to get much farther than this though.
>>751010660Do Zelda and Malon have bloomers like Anju does?Asking for a friend.
>>750963989
>>751011185>Malon got into the ketamine meant for the horses
>>751011240how else should she cope with ganon wrecking hyrule? what good is the milk monopoly if there are no customers?it's fucked, I'd turn to drugs too
You guys are desperate to shit on this game.
>>751011049Malon does yeah. Zelda just has a void.
>>751011535>Malon bloomers confirmedthis is a gift, thank you anon
>>750972859How did they fuck up their faces so bad? They all have Mr Beast levels of dead eyes.
>there is now a canon model of Malon's buttthis is too much knowledge for any man to possess
>>751010660Any feet?
>>750976414This was most absurd to me, like the great fairies can obviously tell the world's getting fucked, and they want money? Nintendo turned them from benevolent demigods into whores
>>751002424I much prefer "Zelda can't throw it" from N64 but maybe the emphasis is now "Ganon might get to it first"
>>750963989how is she way hotter on n64 what the fuck is this timeline
>>750974895What a fucking bro.
making his arms weakpoints is stupid, but what was the original reason ganon had a glowing weakpoint tail?>>750975793not only do characters barely emote, but they don't even have voice flaps for any language besides japanese
Thank god I didn’t pay $80 for this tranny look alike of an old game. There is no more coming out of Nintendo except for baby games with no challenge and shitty art styles all leveled at manchildren, signaling the end of consoles. pcfags win yet again.
>>751013141It's not an argument it's a statement of fact that you are a whiny cunt.
>>751004421Steins;Gate is baby tier garbage compared to K-On, you will understand this when you are older.
>>751009280botw/totk isn't a sequel a sequel to oot
>>751012265bird people
>>751002070They are straight out of a burger king kids clud ad.>the jew>the black guy>the indian>the lesbian>the wacky robot with le personality
>>751004903It's your fault for chasing the graphics meme. You showed such disdain and hatred for the original because the graphics weren't realistic enough, so just for that I will continue calling it UE5 slop. Stop wasting money on graphics.
This thread was so abysmally dogshit.God this place is so trash.
>>751015823>it's your fault for *strawman strawman strawman*>You showed such *strawman strawman strawman*Not even close, numbnuts. I was in a year long forum war shitflinging with some retard who had the utter fucking gall to call pixel art outdated. I'm perfectly capable of appreciating the artistic qualities of low and high fidelity graphics without disparaging the other wholesale.
>>751002126
>>751016375>I'm perfectly capable of appreciating the artistic qualities of high fidelity graphics So in other words you're a graphics whore. >making everything as realistic as possible with 50,000,000 polygons, thus driving the budget up and requiring more processing power, for zero reason whatever and no benefit>"artistic quality"Piss off.
She look better than the orginal ngl, I love resting bitch face women
>>750992476I give it a big nose out of 10
>>751000654Toon Zelda for me
>>751000671>”Stop looking at my nose!!”
>>751016775
Nose fetish game
>>751016615;_;
>>751003618I’ll do you one better
>>750986391
>>751016615nuOOT isn't realistic, you stupid fucking mongrel. As a matter of fact it's pretty highly stylized, and considering the thing is running on a Switch 2, and built in the same engine they used to make TotK, Splatoon 3, and others, that it's actually been optimized.
>>751013715I'll allow you to say this when you stop jumping off bridges or lighting yourself on fire over being born a man
Is is just me or was the dungeon streamlinedwhere it made sense (fire/deku stick) but the first boss had more HP?
>>751017970>nuOOT isn't realistic, Then why is it wasting processing power on unnecessary bullshit like more polygons? All you're doing is ruining the game because of your sick hatred of the original game and its "old graphics".They could've just ported the original, fixed some of the problems, added some QOL, and charged maybe 10 bucks. But no, they spend all of this money for their sick obsession with trying to flaunt their graphics. This stupid nonsense is why they raise the price of their games, NSO and consoles. They're wasting MY time and money on things that objectively make games worse.
>>750973683She's not wielding it, anon. It's not the sword in the fucking stone.
>>750975793YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE SHIT OKAY
making fairy fountains cost money might make sense for gameplay reasons, but it's fucking asinine for the characterisation of the great fairies, especially post-timeskip where everything is fucked up because of ganondorf (now called demon king constantly for some reason)
>>751017595>muh millennial twitter reactions drawings Ok fag :3
>>750963989>Nintendo nerfed her ear length
>>751002230And yet english is their first language irregardlessly've you dumb racist gorilla nigger
>>750963989It is worse if you see the full image size. Her lips look like they are about to crack into a smirk but she is holding it down. This changes the entire context of the whole scene right there.
>>750969492Youre circumcised
>>750963989Top looks like kid slapped on too much makeup.Bottom looks like attempt to hit elven other worldly beauty and came out cat faces.On the better end as far as remakes go.
>>750963989this shit is so fucking ugly it's insanemods might fix it but holy FUCK I will never give nintendo money EVER again
>>751022390Aren't cutscenes prerendered?
>>751022603what fucking years is it????????
>>751022730did you not know that the switch 2 has dogshit hardware?
>>750971720Wheres the combo finish? i tho it has an iconic moment for the series
>>750971720JUST LIKE MY PUPPET SHOWS!!
>>750974798The face is fine, problem here is the hat and the that thing that should had just been a brooch, not a piece of armor.
>>750966829That's the whole point of a remake that doesn't hugely change the game like Zero Mission or the Resident Evil Remakes. Just a bunch of tweaks and nitpicks.
>>750999364Ok that looks cool ngl
>>751025185>a cutscene looks coolI hate snoys so much.
