Sexo. Once again gerudo chads win
>>750972328
Hot
>>750972328Wasn't there people dooming that she would be wearing a shirt?Where are they now?
>>750972429
>>750972328>negress nails
>>750972328Do Gerudos have law for how young their Voe's are allowed to be? I'm thinking no.
>>750973629Be careful Link, she spends all day milking
i will now buy your game
i will now jerk off to your porn
>>750972328>>750972429>we want the horny white male audience
>>750972429that midsection makes me forgive the massive arrowhead she has for a nose
>>750974380It's accurate to the original artwork.
>>750972429Look at those vagina bones
>>750972429Idk, they were hotter in botwotk
>>750974575true
>>750972429I'm going to put my master sword into her temple of time until we make the next Ganondorf
I just can't bring myself to lust after brown women given the damage brownoids have done to society, maybe if they go back to their own nations then that'll change
>>750975103the benefit of fictional brown women is that they act like people
>>750972328They do the same for Ruta
>>750972429NEURON ACTIVTION
>>750972328>tits fucking bulging out of outfitZamn. Nintendo once again proving they're the only devs that have still got it.
>>750972429Huh, modern women's makeup was trying to emulate OOT's Gerudo this whole time?I had no idea.
>>750972429The new weird artstyle actually lends itself really well to the Gerudo
>>750975508This is my first look at remake adult Ruto. I am pleased.
>>750974849>Idk, they were hotter in botwotkNabooru is such a slut. That lipstick, eyeshadow super long painted nails, jewelerly, tube top, etc. She's a thief, so you know she's sucked hylian guard cock to get out of trouble. She wanted to jerk off young link too, you just know it.
>>750972328>>750972429DO NOT, consort with Ganondorf's tribe!
>>750975103If only you could stop thinking fiction = reality
>>750973629>>750972429neuron activation
I caved last minute because of the DF review and picked it up despite trashing it, at least I got the textured cover and can just return or resell it if I'm really not feeling it, fomo got me again
>>750972429eyes like a bratz doll
>>750977708strongest zeldatard:
>>750972429>>750972328NEGRITA SEXOOOO
>>750978210>negritashe's brown bro
>>750972328>>750972429>>750973629>>750975508Very nice.Please port this to PC/emulation, I don't want to buy a Switch 2 for one game.
>>750972429The hyper realism with texturing on the clothes and skin next to the flat anime face and exaggerated facial proportions while the rest of the body is realistic looks so fucking terrible. Unironically what the fuck where they thinking with the weird ass halfway point?
>>750972328>Cloth>Glossythat's not clothes, that's that plastic you find on jungle gyms.
>>750972328censored
>>750982598Why did they change her lipstick
>>750972328>all the gerudo are fit>ruto is fit>impa is fit>all the women are fitthank you, nintendo.
>>750982598idgiboth make it sound like she wants to groom him in hindsight... that IS what you're implying right?
>>750972328>Nintendo is wok-AAAACCCKKKKK
>>750982598Why is it more repetitive now>“Seven years ago”>“Seven years ago”>“seven years”stfu
Sex with Gerudo womenLoving Gerudo womenMarrying Gerudo womenStarting a family with Gerudo womenGrowing old with Gerudo women
This is what real arab women look like, your brown waifu IRL has a big schnoz.
>>750972328Twinrova is going to destroy my dick again.
>>750972429why is nabooru the only on-model character in the remake? ????she is the only one that looks like she walked right out of the official promotional art for the original 1998 game wtf is this
>>750982845Gerudo women are always on the look out for ideal Hylian males
>>750982845You got it, but he's trying to act like they aren't saying the same thing
JESUS FUCK
>>750982787I was not prepared for Impa's thighs.I am ready to have my head crushed.
>>750983329Because she already had a big trannie nose in the original.
>>750972429>mid riff>vagina bones>tits squeezed into that top>tan skin>silky lipsNext thing you're going to tell me is that her tummy jiggles ever so slightly.
>>750972328i love booooobs
>>750983601What's the tri count? got any links for the dumped assets?
>>750973629They're a group of outlaws, so I don't think they care about the laws of man
>>750972328Claude, make her breasts 5x bigger. Include realistic jiggle physics.
>>750972429>oneshotaFuck.
>>750982598They also removed being able to hookshot the temple statue's breasts
>>750982598new age gooners are fucking braindead>OOT: damn, you're hot, I should have fucked you>Doll OT: damn, you're hot, sorry I didn't FUCK you back thenare you guys autistic? retarded? dumb? she still regrets not FUCKING Link because she thought he was just a brat that wouldn't grow into a fuckable piece of meat.. It's only worded in a way that >even after 7 yearsshe is actively tracking his years so she can fuck him. unlike the original one where she just drops link and regrets not caring about FUCKING him.read a fucking person, autists.
>>750972429Jfc I think I gotta buy a Switch 2 now.
>>750983984Everyone in the original art has long noses except the Kokiri, /v/ is apparently blind.
>>750985527>she is actively tracking his years so she can fuck himAnon, it's time to let go.
>>750980061they weren't, it's the kind of look you get from having a bunch of artists toiling away with a lot of tech at their disposal but no coherent overall direction. sf6 is another example
>>750972328>>750972429>>750973629>>750986552>>750986656i want to have 10,000 gerudo daughters, from 5000 gerudo wives.
>>75098672910,000 ganado daughters, from 5000 ganado wives
>>750972328Were grottos changed at all?
>>750986656
>>750986552>>750972328>the boob squeezed inside her clothesthey know exactly what they were doing
>>750972429>>750972328sony would never
>>750988782Sony derangement syndrome
>>750972429>those absmuh
>>750989236man ass not interested
>>750989236all those smash games really toned sheik
>>750989236Impass and Cheek
>>750986656Surprised they censored the Great fairies tits.
>>750972429holy waistline
>>750983601Can't wait for the mods to fix his clothes
>>750972328>>750972429>>750986552NEED NABOORU PAIZURI with eskimo blowjob
>>750991220Evil ladies always get away with showing more boob than usual
>>750983601>lil bro thinks we're still at the PS2 eraLet me guess... that's about 250k tris, right?
>>750982886Do you remember how god damn many times Breath of the Wild used the phrase "One hundred years ago" to remind the player that the Calamity happened one hundred years ago? I guess that's just how Zelda is now.
>>750972429>nintendo gave us ebonies before sonygod bless the japs
>>750992672It's spelled "Epona"
>>750992139man she was such a bitch but it was forgivable
>>750991220They've been making the Great Fairies more conventionally attractive while covering them up more and more with each iteration for some time. Really forgetting the joke that they're supposed to be weird looking and make you feel uncomfortable and they're not really supposed to be "sexy".
>>750972429I like how everyone is conveniently forgetting the jewish nose
>>750977131wait till you see her face LOL
>>750994216>forgettingIt's not a bug, it's a feature.
NEED gerudo pussy
>>750972429I want to do everything to her and have her do everything to me.
>>750992243it's 2.3 MILLION tris, nigga.
show me sheik
>>750983601Looks like those indian made "remasters" where a slice of bread will have 10 millions polygons.
>>750986656m-my penis...
>>750972328LINK HE TOWN TO COME
>>750972429God I fucking love tummies
>>750972429That's a lot of samefag psyop posts from the black guy who likes all kinds of interracial including white guys on black girls
Bait
>>750996434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PdUcTAoO8A video games are now an unc hobby, the few children that do exist today don't have the attention span for them
>>750972328Is the game any good?
>>750972328>see Noctula>say Nose to meet you
>>750996434woman in the middle is hot.i want to go back being a teenager and have her groom me into sexual intercourse.
>>750972429dear lord
>>750972328this game is rollslop
>>750994216>big nose = Jewish noseJewish noses typically have a downward turn at the tip. Hers does not. Not a Jewish nose, just a big one.
>>751000000curbstomp troons lmfaowhitefuckingpower
Anyone have more loli Ruto? Why isn't anyone posting webms of anything?
>>751000000
>>751000019
>>751000000WITNESSED
>>750982845>>750983453>>750985527Funny how you tendies are actually trying to gaslight people into thinking the completely sexless millennial writing on the left is the same as the flirty one on the right
>>751000000Nabooru checked
>>750972429I'd give her a nosejob.
>>751000019>literally two straight lines instead of a curvewoah...so this...is the power...of the switch 2....holy shit......damn....
I will now play your game
here is your demake gaijin-samazhat wirru be $79.99 + tip onegaishimasu
>>750972429>>750972328This design is the best of the lot but it fails in 2 respects1. The eyelashes are insane but this seems to be something shared by damn near all the Gerudo designs2. Nabooru's nails are just way too long for no sensible reason. She could still have coloured nails but no need for them to be that long3. There was no need to change her lipstick colour as the old colour suited her much betterIt feels like Nabooru has partially gone through bimboification. She even sounds a bit Valley GirlIt's like the new designers wants to give the Gerudo something that screams ladies and since they didn't want to give them high heels again they went for crazy lashes and done up nails instead.
>>751001326Surely the fact the drawbridge doesn't rise is way more egregious than the fact you can't climb the chains
>>751001080Maybe if BioWare learned this lesson they would still exist.
>>751000000Nice digits, Jew nose expert.
>>750972328>>750973629>>750975508>everyone has realistic detailed bodies but weird puppet headsOdd look.
>>751001335how in the fuck can Zelda ever hope to compete with this chocolate Goddess?
>>750972429oh my
>>750972429It’s funny how you third worlders out themselves the moment they start gooning for this she-thing with a horrible kike nose. I mean what should I expect really when the women in their country and generally indistinguishable from animals and men lmao
>>751000248Because not everyone is a degenerate pedophile demon, just the generic dead ends
The remake is out and everyone's playing it, right? Tmezones are confusing.
>>751000000Based nose knower.
>>751000000yeah you would be an expert on jews since you brown nose them so much
>>751000000LMAO
>>750972429Link was molested as a boy, that's why he hallucinated Majora's Mask. He was fucked too hard. He only recovered when he was nearly dead and THEN realized he wasted his life.
>>750972429Trooncoded/troon enablist game.Disgusting.
>>750972328>>750972429>>750973629>>750986552>>750986656>>750994749Big Hylian Cock
