Say It With Me Now:DEMAKE
>>751041890Women really do be out here marrying dogs
This is like the third instance of, "The original text was ambiguous about [thing] so we chose to explicitly clarify it so poor reddit users won't feel sad about it" that I've seen with this demake. Why the fuck can't these people just leave shit a potential mystery?
>oh no the le heckin doggerino isn't le heckin implied to be heckin dead fucking fuck fuckKill yourselves.
>>751041983There's a level of randomness involved in the quality of everything and the higher quality something is the more likely it is that RNG was blessing it (and talent as well of course). But though experts can identify quality in a work with some level of accuracy, they can't actually pinpoint what makes it so, and the artists themselves are no different. So it's likely that some of the things people like about a good game were unintentional and, if given the opportunity, the artist might change them as they don't realize it was valued.For example, Miyazaki has gone on record saying they never intended for Souls games to be difficult, they're just bad at balancing their games, and the level design people praise in Dark Souls was mostly an accident, which is why none of the later games reached the same level of quality in their level design.
>>751042297Lol tendie absolutely seething because someone criticized his game
>richard the dog just sort of ceases to exist in the original game>if you actually go out of your way to do the sidequest, it changes the dialogue in the new gamei mean, isn't that better
DEMAKE
juuust fuck my shit up
eric absolutely apoplectic rn
oh no no no
>>751041890
NO NOT LIKE THIS
>>751041890Old nintendo treated their fans with respect, nu-nintendo knows tendies are fucking braindead toddlers
sorry was your temple too hard? we'll fix that.
>>751042938it was too hard, in fact
>>751042635Using different visuals for the same mechanic is bad toy design.
>>751043107Not for eight-year-olds it wasn't.Rethink your life.
Yep...
>>751041983frankly its just badly written idk why. The text about having to marry alon and youc ant say no is ridiculous too. Link is a child here, so the thought of amrrying might be icky or weird to him. The text they give him is soemthing like "isnt it a bit early". as if thats something a 10yo would say.
>>751042326>For example, Miyazaki has gone on record saying they never intended for Souls games to be difficult, they're just bad at balancing their games, and the level design people praise in Dark Souls was mostly an accident, which is why none of the later games reached the same level of quality in their level design.I don't believe him, either about the difficulty balance or level design. While Dark Souls is far from the "maddening" status the industry at large has embarrassingly assigned it, it is clearly meant to be more challenging than your standard action game and your standard role-playing game. You can see this reflected across the entire experience in a way that mere numbers tuning and "poor balance" wouldn't.Regarding the level design, Dark Souls pre-warp had to be designed with interconnectedness in mind, substantially more work than the plate-stacking approach of all the sequels afterwards. It isn't an accident, and it's not an accident that it's good either.
>can't scale Castle Towns drawbridge chains to get secret rupeesIt's so over...
>>751042814reminds me of this. Developer skill and attention to detail has absolutely decreased.
>>751043661Good morning Sar!
Snoys are mentally ill.
>>751043860>Expecting quality and noting bad quality is pajeet nowI see the purity spiral is reaching the retardation phase. Kindly kill yourself, and soon, preferably before a relative gets married so the event is forever tarnished (or celebrated) for your death.
>>751041890>be me>be a tranny>see this>realize that's how people see mei'm done with life
>>751042326The dude who wrote Xenogears had to make a ton of concessions to the lore to cram it all in one game and later changed a bunch of stuff for Xenosaga but I personally prefer Gears' version of the worldbuilding even if it was "wrong" and compromised to the creator so I get what you mean.
>>751042565They added soul by emulating the idea of the draw distance of a 5th gen console!
>>751042706God awful>>751042787This one isn't so bad
>>751042908Each release of Ocarina has treated the gamers of that era with the respect they deserve.
>>751043661Damn
>>751043860>phone posts>can't spell saargood morning saar!
>>751044238It wasn't an accusation, but pointing out the source of the problem.
>THEY REMOVED THE PICTURES OF MARIO CHARACTERS IN THE CASTLE GARDENSOULLESS AS FUCK
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking only letting you have one item equipped at a time. It's so annoying having to switch items constantly. They easily could've just had three items like the original.Also it's fucking annoying having Navi make a comment on every little thing that happens.And the lack of auto jump is fucking with me.
>>751044685I was excited to see what they would have there. I was hoping for portraits of Mario and the crew in the remake artstyle
So at this point they're basically all but confirmed to be remaking Majora's Mask next right?
>>751044782Most likely I mean it's an easy asset flip job and they have the engine and everything readyAnd unlike TotK where they kept delaying it cause of the physics engine and shit, they don't have to do any of that.But then again I can see Nintendo wanting a proper New Zelda for Switch 2 before double remakes back to back so they may do that thing where they finish a game and hold it for a year or two
>>751042635You're leaving out the part where you clip off the wall in the OG immediately if you don't grab on at one specific angle because that wall is fucking bugged.
>>751045284>buggedworked on my machine
>Malon gets spooked along with Epona when you run up to themCute
uh oh melty
Man, I was so looking forward to Xittoids losing their shit over not figuring out how to enter Dodongo's Cavern.
>>751045414I know how to get around it but I have seen this bug happen on every console I've ever played it on. The wall works, it just doesn't work as well as other climbable walls. You absolutely can just fall off a split second after grabbing it if you don't run at it in a specific way. Like you kinda have to be a little right of center. If you grab from the center of left of center he just glitches off in one frame.
>>751041983>>751043430I need to see what everything says in JP. It'll be worth another playthrough of the original and the new remake just for that.
Does this place actually like playing video games.bits seems you actively hate the medium and all games that came out past when you were a kid and actively want them to fail because you grew up
>>751041890Eric thread
>>751042908>>751044510OoT was casualized before release even in 1998. That infamous yellow paint block puzzle in the Forest Temple was way more complex for example.
>another solo dump thread
>>751042525If you didn't do the sidequest, then she says Richard went missing 7 years ago and she never found him. So he's only there in the future if you did the sidequest in the past
>>751041890OP is a dishonest liar, again>this dialogue is after you find the dog as child link in castle town and get the PoHkill op, gut op, maim op, blood eagle op, feed op to dogs
>>751041890Proof he "died" in the original?>impliedso you made it up, okay lmao
>autist sperg thread #482
>>751041983there are ZERO dogs alive as adult link in the original OoT, it's not ambiguous. Ganon committed TDD
>>751041890Who the fuck just brings up that they temporarily lost their dog 7 years ago
>>751042814You can really tell the game was just made by indians
>>751041890DEMAKE
>>751041890>>751042565>>751042635>>751042706>>751042814>>751044756>>751044789>>751044856>>751044971Uh oh, Eric melty...
>>751048751This is something I'd hope the game would lean into more. The game needed more things in the future to be affected by your past actions.
>>751043248I was eight years old when I played OoT and I got stuck on the Water Temple for so long I was convinced I softlocked the game
IS THE REMAKE GOOD OR BAD PLEASE PLEASE PLRASE TELL ME SO i CAN KNOW TO BUY IT OR NOT
>>751050318Just read the thread retard and if you still buy it then you're just a classic tendie with an IQ below 80
>>751050778It looks kino though
>>751050318The most beautiful game of this generation.I know it's not a difficult achievement but still.
>>751041890GROOVE STREET IS GAY
>>751050318It’s OOT but good graphics
>>751051062They made way too many changes for that to be true, the game was redesigned for DSP types
Remakes are all bad, soulless, and you're killing the industry if you buy them. Not my remakes though. They appeal to my nostalgia, so they're good.
>>751050815No it looks like soulless downgraded garbage
>>751044756>you pull outI NEVER pull out.
>>751041963
>>751054556That's a man holding the dog
>>751054587Correct.
>>751043661You don't get it.Mario in Odyssey just has that much chad energy that gravity bends to his way to support his aura recharging nap.
>>751041890>Game that literally ends with you changing the past
>>751041983They took the fat jokes and flirting oyt of paper mario. They removed the mention of husband and wife from pikmin. Nutendo is 110% woke and personally I will never spend a single cent on any nintendo product ever again. Luckily all their games are free on pc anywaya
>>751041983Because people made 2 hour long videos seething about mysteries in totk and demanding to be spoonfed.
>>751043442Demon souls was the first game
>>751054556Puppies are just dog children
>>751042635Only good change
>>751048274False dichotomy. I like playing good games and as such I am critical of bad games.
>>751043661>>751054782>implying Mario's legs aren't strong enough to just keep him up at any angle, even while sleeping
I'll reset the counter
What is the outcome of a new Richard lives timeline, like what consequences does this have on the realm
>>751044971>>751044856>>751044789>remake respects your timewow nice.
>>751042326tl;dr things are accidentally goodThis has been my theory for a long time too. Resident Evil is a classic example of an "accidentally good" formula
I guess middle-aged tendie manchildren need the yellow paint, huh
>>751043442>Miyazaki has gone on record saying they never intended for Souls games to be difficult>They're just bad at balancing their gamesYou're literally lying, the second part was never said. He has said Souls games are difficult only in service to making the experience rewarding when overcoming challenges, that difficulty was not the end goal.
>>751041983All things made for kids are like this. People never die they just get defeated or something.
>has a dragon instakill you from behind two games in a row>forced to walk through a poison swamp that drains your health and limits your movements unfairly compared to the enemies in every game>"we werent trying to make it hard and make the player die..."sure Miyazaki
>>751041890>No ambiguity ALLOWED everything MUST be as safe and sanitized as possible for our 1 year old target audience.Calling it now tendies are gonna be wearing diapers within the next 3 months.
>>751057246He wouldn't increase soul drop from bosses by the factor of 10 in a patch for DaS1 if it's meant to be CBT level of difficult.
>>751056998>respect my time!If you don't have time to play videogames, maybe just go to bed, dad. Boss needs you to come in early at work tomorrow.
>>751041890There is NO DEATH in the remake.>Dogs don't die after the timeskip(dogs are extinct in the og when Link is an adult)>The guard from the back alley doesn't die either, he just gets injured>Sages are saved by Rauru before dying, now it's not even ambiguous
>>751057787no difference between spending 1 minute solving and puzzle and 5 minutes solving a puzzle other than tediousness. not to mention it can be 20-30 minutes.
>>751042814This shit is so soulless and the tendie cattle act like it's a total improvement because they disneyfied the graphics. Absolute garbage.
>>751057832Can't have death in our wholesome chungusrino game! Brb booking my 5 trip to Disney world this year
>>751044789Goddamn, I know OoT has aged, but what you fags qualify as a good dungeon is laughable.
>Yellow paint :(>Yellow Paint, Nintendo :)))))It's kinda ironic how the Nintendo cockriders of /v/ have actively regressed to being dumber and less adventurous than they were as literal children. Like, forget about being a manchild, you're a manbaby. Like, if you could crawl back up inside your mom's vagina to hide from the world, you would.
>spend evening playing remake with my 7 year old>having fun>he's having fun>come on /v/>some faggots are having a meltdown that the hem on Zelda's dress is some faggot-assed pattern and not another faggot-assed patternMaybe I've long aged out of this stupid website.
>>751042326>For example, Miyazaki has gone on record saying they never intended for Souls games to be difficult, they're just bad at balancing their games, and the level design people praise in Dark Souls was mostly an accidentGenuinely: what the FUCK are you talking about? Pic related is from interviews of him about Demon's Souls, notice the second picture where he even talks about hiding the difficulty from Sony to avoid them getting cold feet. The stance he has always maintained is that the difficulty itself isn't the goal, but rather a vehicle to provide a sense of achievement once you overcome it. Not sure where did you even get the whole "lol it was an accident", you can find many more interviews with him talking about difficulty, level design and more crap
>>751058256>Enters the one thread about dumbed-down game mechanics to seethe about people complaining about the artstyle instead of any of the threads that are actually about seething over the artstyleWas this 7 year old a random kid you preyed on in Roblox?
>>751058375>I'm too retarded to understand hyperboleThe game is still fun.
>>751042565the fog would actually be appropriate here
>>751048502source? is there a video showing what it looked like? i'm interested to see this
>>751057327This looks like a shitty children's toyDo parents really buy this kind of thing?
>>751054556I give a pass to couples with fertility issues. I'd rather have dog/cat children than raising some slut's mistake.
>>751056290And it was much better designed, mind you.
>>751041890>implyingEvery remake is a demake, especially when you bring older games into modern soulless PBR graphics>>751054556>low IQ label on skin (t*ttoos)>mentally ill behavior>recording and sharing said mentally ill behavioryeah it's over for this guy, the an hero is inevitable
>>751057832I couldn't even find the guard, I looked through the back alleys and didn't see him
>>751058236its even funnier cause they've been shitting on every Capcom game for the past decade and yet their jewish corporation did the same thing they were so vocal about from Capcom but suddenly its good when your favourite corporation does it lol
>>751056998Bet you love Sony moviegames that play themselves
after watching a bit of Speed's stream, I understand why Nintendo have to make games easier now. Not because kids are dumber nowadays, but because there are more blacks playing games
>>751043661
>>751042326>For example, Miyazaki has gone on record saying *things he's never gone on record saying*
>>751041983your redditslop fanfic was never real, sis
It is embarassing how much easier this game is just because they gave up on natural telegraphing/puzzle solving for some reason. There was an entire puzzle in jabu jabus belly where you had to bring a box from the first floor down to another floor with the elevator and then leave it on a switch, and it was actually quite interesting because iirc you lost ruto for that portion of the dungeon and needed to look around for a replacement but it wasnt immediately obvious that the resource boxes could be used as switch weights. They just straight up removed that entire puzzle from jabu jabu's belly and made it an unbreakable weight in the same room as the switch.The ocarina in the water was another extremely obvious thing that used to have a natural telegraph. You saw zelda throw it in the cutscene and the ocarina would produce bubbles so you could find out where to dive if you wanted to investigate it. Now navi just tells you where and how to get it after the cutscene and its a glowing object.Im wondering what other changes ive missed because of how little thinking ive had to do in the dungeons/overworld
>>751060984imagine admitting to watching some nigger stream and thinking you're above retarded niggers
>People shit on Wolverine for being hand holdy>But it's okay when Nintendo does it!Every single time.
>>751061657Because popular games are made for streamers now, so streamers can then praise it and advertise it to their audienceEverything is dumbed down so streamers can beat the game
I think snoys might still be seething about slopverine
>>751060594>>751058236I see no yellow paint in any of these screenshots.
>>751043180No, but it relies on the player using their brain. Repeating the same visual means even a retard can solve the "puzzle"
>>751062141sure thing sir
>>751045284>fixing a collision bug meant they HAD to replace the fititng design with a bright garish copy-pasted assetNobody is complaining about the remake having better collision code and higher polygon landscapes, anon.
>>751043180No, it's excellent design. It means the player is engaging with the environment, thinking "could I climb that?", rather than just recognising the asset and having an automatic response. Everything you see has the possibility to be something important. There's a reason Metroid Prime gets so much praise for every rock being unique - you have to respond to the pattern of "destroy sandstone with missiles", not just "oh, there's the Rock That Missiles Break asset".
>>751041890Are sheeple actually pretending this game's character designs aren't ugly as fuck?
>>751063010I don't know if anybody is.They took cartoonishly stylised low-polygon N64 assets and remade them in full HD, it's like those fucking "homer simpson if he real" renders.
>>751063010>>751063271samefagging troons who lost and got raped stuck in an eternal niggerloop
>>751063349Anon I don't say this often but unironically medications
>>751063349You are a brainless Disney Adult (male) manchild
>>751063384>>751063402oof guess I struck a nerve
I'm a Trans woman from India and I hate this remake
It's okay when nintendo dumb down their games but not when anyone else does it
I don't get this trend of 1:1 Remakes in Unreal Engine but slightly dumbed down for modern idiots. There's nothing unique to discuss about them and the games aren't trailblazing genre definers since literal decades have passed.
Was it really necessary to make every bombable grotto in the game look like this? The Switch 2 controller vibrates by default, the stone of agony is now available to every player instead of being paywalled. That was the original solution and it's already pretty straightforward, there's no reason to make it even more insulting.
>>751063708I'm trans btw
>>751063708>still couldn't be bothered to make them into proper cavesLow effort demake
>>751041890bro that look so disgusting lmaooooooooI don't even care about the lore or puzzle difficulty or whatever the fuck bro just imagine willingly playing a game that looks like THAT!absolute humiliation ritual dude there is literally no other way to describe it
>>751041890RUINED REEEEEEEEEEE
>>751057875the keyword is puzzlethere is no puzzle with the eye above the door
>>751058032Very cool and normal sentence to type out, you should try saying out loud to your parents
>>751042565wow that looks like hot garbage is switch 2 hardware that bad they need to fog up a practically empty space?
>>751045284>buggedsomething isn't bugged just because you did it wrong it just means you did it wrong
>>751063883I would ruin her...
>>751057787if i played the remake instead of the original as a kid i would have beat it in a weekend and forgotten all about it by the next
>>751064223if you played the OG now as a kid you'd rather watch youtube and tiktok and give up after not being able to solve a puzzle after 5 minutes.
>>751041890Demake confirmed. Nintendo of America is the cancer ruining this company, fire all these woke women translators already ffs
>>751063883Better than the 3DS. At least her boobs are big afain, even if they aren't huge.
The internet has indoctrinated the cattle to only complain about stuff, when they don't have anything to say then you see this laughable nitpicking "yeah this room that had nothing now is more straightforward".
>>751064695finally something to actually be angry about.
>>751058765The Spaceworld 97 build had very different map data for the dungeons and it's not just the Forest Temple. https://youtu.be/CIjphfZntjY?t=10873Note it's only the map data and objects are someone's educated guess.Also it happened with Master Quest too. There was a 64DD version that was apparently simplified too and you can actually play that as a rom hack right now.
>>751063883This is a terrible attempt but I think making the nose less prominent and long makes the face better.
>>751064695why is it always spic and browns?
>>751063010No. The most they will say is that quote about it being inspired by puppetry.
zfg said combat is harder than the original so how is it dumbed down?
>>751060984>watching a retarded nigger be retardedyou are also a retarded nigger
>>751063883The hair makes up for it long hair + ponytail = UNF
>>751041890Actually, the dog dies if you don't do the sidequest.t. is playing through the game at 3 hearts with zero heart pieces.
>>751050859beautiful how
>>751064695wtf? why are we supporting censored remakes again?
>>751041890Kek
>>751041890It sounds like you guys basically want everything to be a remaster and not a remake.
>>751065293And that stops them from being objectively ugly?>>751063883>those eyebrows>that noseLooks like a fucking Penny Arcade character.>>751063349Kill yourself.
Nintendo sucks.
>>751069679>you want something that keeps all the things people actually like about the game and not a sloppy mess that looks like ass cancer made by drooling retards who can't understand the originalyea
>>751065129
>>751070836kek
>>751069751>And that stops them from being objectively ugly?Absolutely not but they parrot that line as though it ends the discussion.
