Nintendo, DO SOMETHING
>>751058852Try playing a proper game
Suffah, Para-Biddybub. Suffah bish.
>>751058852HIRE ME NINTENDO
>>751058852Pay 29.99 a month for hack protection
>>751058852Mario Kart World players deserve this
>>751058852>lightning lasts 1 second These games were already for children and they make them easier?
Reminds me of the good old Wii days. Used to kek me when some guy would pop a mega mushroom right off the start line
>>751058852Looks tame? Kids these days wouldn't survive 10 seconds with a mario kart wii hacker.
>>751058852low-trust individuals in high-trust societies
>>751058852idk looks like a regular mario kart gameplay to me
>>751058852ENOUGH WITH THE LIGHTING
>>751058852the hackers are using ai to do it, it is a tool used by and created for antisocial people who hate their peers
>>751058852Holy basedThat's what Traitortendo deserves for killing 3DS online for no reason
>>751058852I'm surprised Nintendo haven't yet released a firmware update.
>>751058852Their fault for paying for Shitendo game.Should have joined PC MASTER RACE and emulated.
So emulators have access to online without NSO?
>>751061215These cheaters are using hacked consoles.
>>751058852>pay for online>still get hackersoh to be a consolefag good thing i dont know that
>>751061140This can happen on emu too, no?
>>751061337oh yeah and they complain about crossplay being full of cheaters PC-sideconveniently forgetting all about their legal aimbot
>>751061337this nigga did NOT just attach the owner of Team Sniper Bot 2 to this post (even doe they fixed it like 3 years ago)
>>751061392Yes of course but you're doing the hacking.
If you don't cheat, you deserve to lose.
>>751061786If you deserve to lose, you cheat.
>>751061287certain brick death
>>751061682What if im the one getting cheated
>>751061786only trannies cheats
>>751061137Yeah, they didn't even give a fuck about OOT being playable on PC day -1. It's strange.
>>751059118In DS I used the item cheat to constantly lob blue shells like a fucking menace, or keep popping stars and specifically target a single guy and prevent him from moving an inch until the race autoended at 9 minutesShould have tried infinite lightnings instead
>>751063096they're getting ready to sue half the planet
>>751058852If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
>>751063096>>751063576They're finally playing it smart and pressuring anthropic behind the scenes to block copying games. Publicly condemning piracy has been an ineffectual a PR nightmare for them
>>751062853Guess that means all of our politicians are trannies.
>>751062368your fault for not knowing how to have fun.
>>751058852Billie Eilish is likely a male sex offender in a female wig. He is evil. Lol.
>>751058852Jewtendo always makes it hard to breach the gates to their consoles, but once hackers get in, they're pretty much free to rape and kill everyone insideBeing a modified Switch 1 where everything was already reverse engineered didn't help their situation
Bad week for tendies huh
>>751058852They already abandoned World some time ago. Go back to 8 Deluxe, that got a Switch 2 update.
>>751063096>playable>day -1lol, lmao
>>751059514Fucking this. What a rage inducing game.
>>751061137You would think they'd have a team ready to scramble and get something out quick but it's been TWO freaking weeks and they still haven't patched it. wtf are they doing?
Imagine making the client the authority on what item it has. How is that not determined server side? is this 1999?
The hackers are going to shit bricks in two weeks.
>we just want to jailbreak our consoles for homebrew
Anyone using the xploit get banned so cheaters don't last long online
>>751063714>anyone can clone git repos and host them outside the reach of the DMCA>people are already training their own open models to specialize in reverse engineeringJewtendo has to try in order to calm their kike investors, but they will fail.
Honestly, what even is the point of cheating? If you place first, you obviously didn't win.
>>751058852it's just sad that your only reason to post this is somehow laughing at people who can't play games anymore. It really is just tribe shit with you 24/24 7/7
>>751058852Ahahahahaaaaaa
>>751064023You lost, tendie
>>751058852You deserve it for playing a Shitty Open World Mario Kart
>>751063806How can you know to have fun?
>>751058852Nothingburger...
>>751064282It's fun m8You're looking too deep into itYou're too atached to your morals about what is right or what you earned and your skill, I am not. You can get mad and call me names, but at the end of the day I will still not care about the rules upholding your worldview, and continue cheating as I like
>>751061852If you serve cheat, you delose.
>>751064282>Honestly, what even is the point of cheating?Winning.
>>751064564You know Pinocchio got punished for his fuckery, right?
>>751058852We had the solution to this problem long ago: it was called punching the cheater since they were sitting there next to you on the couch, or at least in the same room.
>>751064282The brown mind has no frame of reference for honesty and rules. They don't value a fair win, only victory at any cost. Integrity is irrelevant to them as long as they get exactly what they want. It's ultimately why their societies look the way they do. It's a failing of the white western mind to view other cultures through the lens of their own superior Christian morality.They also do it in videogames because it's inconsequential for the most part. If you were to do it as brazenly as this in an IRL team sport or actual competition you'd get your ass kicked for it.
>>751064671But you literally didn't win. That's why I said "placed first" and not "win".
>>751064564literal niger
>>751064987As long as the game shows the win condition they believe they've won. This is the level of intellect you're dealing with here
>>751064705beats me
I'm actually OK with this because Mario Kart is ruined by tryhard faggots so their suffering is justified.
>>751064212Dream on. Open source models are ten years behind Claude. If they pull the plug, it‘s game over for vibecoded emulators and recomps.
>>751064987when cheats come into play, you add a layer on top of any form of ranked competition where the cheaters are above all non-cheating players regardless of skill level in brown countries if someone is cheating, the logical thing to do is cheat too
>>751058852Could they make the track any wider or more straight please?What a shit game.
>>751065048If you're alive and your opponent is not, you win. How you get to that point is irrelevant. Rules are just a cage for the weak. If you're not always winning, you're losing by default. Fight. Win. Kill. Be strong. Hiss. Growl. Snarl. Howl.
>>751066129You "might makes right" fucks couldn't kill time.
>>751066152*incoherent howling and snarling*
>>751065236Whatever you say, tendie
>>751066129I'm not talking about life and death because obviously then it's far more justified to win at any cost. We're talking about entertainment products and sporting competitions. I'm not going to argue why winning by fair means is more important that winning at any cost in that context because you simply would not understand.
>>751065236Deepseek v4.1 Pro is imminent and will match Clod. You don't know shit about AI lmao.
But how would you feel if you won a fair competition?
I could maybe see the fun in cheating in more competitive games though I still think it makes you a fag. But cheating Mario kart where the stakes are so low is genuinely baffling
>>751061137>>751063096nintendo is cooking up the most insane draconian DRM you ever seen niggaits fucking OVER nigga yall dont know how jewish nintendo will get but i do since i have the spirit of the samuraibe prepared to see game cards might be limited to 5 installs and other terrible shit
>>751067209What if they released their own emulator instead?$149.99 USD and MacOS only.
>>751063096The carts were already manufactured by the time the exploit was released, so there was nothing they could do.
Nintendo lost again. I guess its expected now from the company of losers
>>751067209The only ones DRM fucks over is paying customers. Pirates arent affected
>>751066630It's always life and death. The only rule of life is win and live, lose and die.
>>751067209DRM doesn't fucking work conceptuallyAs long as the end-user has access to the hardware and data, they'll get at it someday
lightning was always a anti-fun item. lightning is to mario kart as random tripping is to brawl.
>>751064023have you not been paying attention?
>>751064282it's chink indian mindset, their culture is all about cheating.
>>751061786This anon lacks the bushido spirit.
Cheat codes are fun when it's like San Andreas aggro pedestrians with rocket launchers, but to cheat in competition is just sad.
