How do I stop losing at mahjong?
>>751072685by not posting your shit here, fuck off faggot
>>751072726Bweh!
>>751072685Let your inner lesbian/yuri side bloom.
>>751072685Riichi Book 1
Become crab, crabbiest crab there is
By not playing.
>>751072685First of all, become an anime lesbian
>>751072685Stop actually trying to play with any sense of intelligence: You're not HIM (or you wouldn't have got stuck in this hole) so you're just not clever enough to make use of tactical play, tile efficiency and anpai even if you understand them. Abandon all delusions of control and become a filthy fucking nyagger getting pinfu, maybe the occasional Chiitoitsu and trusting your tile safety to the heart of the tiles. Then if you can play me 50-100 times on different accounts like that I'd appreciate it, then still somehow fucking lose.
>>751072685git gud faggot
>>751072685Mahjong skill is directly proportional to chest size. If you don't have gargantuan tits, it's over for you. Just look at Nodoka Haramura, Kasumi Iwato and Komaki Jindai. But especially at Kasumi Iwato.
Doko?
>>751072685You have to stop over committing. Also, stop trying to shoot for first. Getting third is the same as not losing and the difference between third and second is usually very small. If you can hit between those two states, then you'll see your opportunity to get to first more often. Most of the time, a loser in Mahjong is someone that tries to complete a shit hand, it puts them in last and then they constantly deal in from being desperate for a big hand, so they push more. Stop pushing, even if you think you can get a Haneman, the others are already done with their 3 han hand and you'll just deal in.
Learn suji
>>751072685you stop losing when you stop playingit's the only way
>>751072685Stop playing and you'll never lose again worked for me
>>751072685Escape while you still can
>>751072726But there's a reddit elf collab soon
>>751073158Fuck you filthy n*ngen womanI will never crab, WAGMI
>>751072685tiles are gay, cards are superior.
People don't like it but if your genuinely after wins stop going for big hands and go for papercut rounds with All Simples and the most opportune hands. Don't always immediately open your hand either, Chi as an option is almost never worth it
does anyone actually care about the game itself or just the girls with massive tits?
You can solve this.
>>751072685That's the neat part. You don't!
>>751079754This might be the only gatcha in existence where people care more about the gameplay than the girls
doko?
>>751079754>massive titsdoko
Zawa
>>751072685How the FUCK do I play this game to begin with?
>>751072685pon harder
Oh hi /mjg/. Any new mahjongs lately?
>>751081016Put that cigarette down!
>>751072685Improving your luck and licking the tiles.
>>751072685Stop pushing so much and fold a lot more.No, really, your hand is almost ready I know but don't deal into the dealer riichi, just fold what are you doing stop
>>751082509How do you fold in mahjong?
>>751072685Setup an AI bot to play for you
>>751082625by not dealing in
>>751076742My luckshitter KING
>>751072685fold more aggressively, avoiding ron often matters more than risking it for your dogshit riichi pinfu hand
>>751072685Lrn2read discards. You can go for a winning had every single turn so its better to play safe when you think someone is in tenpai>>751074859Saki is as flat as a board
>>751072685The only winning move is not to play. Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about mahjong than you do, pal, because he invented it.>>751073437>>751076934>>751077253Enlightened Masters!
>>751082625If someone declares riichi then any tiles they discard is safe. Be wary of discarding honor tiles or end tiles if someone declares tenpai and you dont see any of those tiles in their discards
read books
>>751083257That's gay, just learn the game intuitively.Here's an example, what would you discard here?
>>751083223Honor tiles are relatively safe, it depends on what you have. The ideal is to be completely safe. You can do that by looking at their discards, but even better is to follow other players, every tile discarded by anyone after the riichi is safe. The more recently discarded the better as it's safer against other players as well.Of course you don't always have that but you do what you can. Sometimes it helps to plan ahead like "he discarded a 5 and I have two 2s, it's relatively safe since he win with 34. Then I have a second safe tile against him"Sometimes you have multiple riichis or threatening hands and it gets stressful, the worst feeling is running out of time in that situation.
>>751072685just draw a suukantsu
>>751072685The general aim is not to win, but to try to not lose, which is easily accomplished by playing something else.
>>751072685learn when and how to fold, learn to read discards and calls
>>751081431form winning handsNEVER open your handALWAYS declare riichi asap
>>751089556>NEVER open your handNot even when you need 1 more honor tile to form the big three dragons?
>>751074859No wonder it's widely considered to be a dogshit game
Who /Riichi City/ here?
>>751072685The ONLY way is to not play.
>>751089985Me desu
>>751080252>a bird in the bush is worth 8 in handDo mahjonggers really
The only winning move is not to play
>>751072685Play other gambling games like poker and you'll realize that risk management is the greatest skill you can have.
>>751082625Here are the principles of foldmaxxing in mahjong1) Tiles your opponents have discarded are guaranteed safe against them. if player b discarded a 5pin, they cannot Ron off a 5pin2) Tiles 3 digits away from recently discarded tiles are *likely* to be safe and is known as Suji. Not guaranteed to be safe and some players can deliberately plan into baiting people into assume Suji is 100% safe, its not.3) Try to figure out what Yaku your opponent is building towards and it will make it easier to learn which are safer tiles.4) Pay attention to what the dora tile is, because it and all the tiles around it everyone will be building and playing around if possible.5) If all else fails, you can do the galaxybrain play of trying to figure out which player winning off you wont affect the positions and deal into them on purpose.
>>751076742The side they don't tell you about is that you can also play terribly and still win, and yet all joy is lost understanding it was whimsy not skill that gave you 1st.
>>751091026my favourite is doing this and going back to a replay and seeing I was right in realising how fucked I was.My less favourite is going back and realising I was an extremely paranoid idiot.My least favourite is when I do it and it's right but I'm still 4th because being tsumo-bled points with priority. I love this game. Yippie!
>>751091026>3) Try to figure out what Yaku your opponent is building towards and it will make it easier to learn which are safer tiles.>mfw I deal a dot tile into someone's open stick flush and find out it's actually just a tanyao with three doras
I've never played mahjong before.What do the tiles taste like?
>>751073794>just go for chiitoi bruh, max of 3 tiles is all you need, slam that riichi stick on a shit waitlisten to yourself, you sound demented
>>751072726this. go to your containment boardi liked you once now i hate you
>>751093019Tanyao will end it all
>>751079846>no yaku>no safetypray no one is on a 4/7 manzu wait, discard the entire manzu suit and complete a full flush souzu hand>already discarded 6s and 5scongratulations, you killed your potential
simply improve you're luckhow else are you supposed to win in a luck based game?
>>751079846Surely there wouldn't be two players waiting on 1sYou're not winning that chinitsu anyway
>>751089858yakuhai pon is usually the way to go if you want to disrupt the flow of the current player who is dealer, sometimes though you want to get rid of the yakuhai for more value hands especially if it's early on and your hand looks fairly good already and can survive even without the yakuhai, a decent closed hand with uradora chance payments can bring in way more points than a mere yakuhai could but it can change drastically if you go for a different additional hand shape like a honitsu/half flush or where you have a ton of Dora tiles in your hand to push your han into 8k points and more territory
Come home White man
>>751089858i mean, if you can secure daisangen or any other yakumen by going fuuro, then sure, but otherwise going fuuro for yakuhai is a noob trap
>>751089985not me
>>751072685
Holojan will ruin this hobby. Say bye bye to 'jong.
>>751095410
>>751095905Why would I print my screen if I'm not trying to mail it?
>>751072685Quit mahjong and start daytrading.
>>751096167backstory hit too close to home, i don't see this getting better
>>751096167I do during my brakes, covers my petrol
>>751094812>0.05% chance
>>751072685Just play poker like a normal person
>>751098432Don't think about it, you'll have a 2x bonus jade on every purchase on a new account, you'll get them for sure!
>>751100817what does the fat bitch look like when she shows her feet at max bond
Watch Pon no Michi.
>>751100923Anon... That is her bond skin
>gacha:|>gacha, mahjong:oretards
>>751101453The gacha is completely optional in mahjong, there's no competitive advantage by participating in it (besides tilt emotes, or distracting skins)
>>751101453Everyone just uses the default cat avatar though.
>>751101794
I only like mahjong with cheating
>>751072685Go for Seven Pairs.
>>751083368The kind of mahjong my mom plays.
>>751104520I briefly thought he was going to 4 kan draw himself which would have been very funny.
