Things are this bad huh
I wonder what the thief will do with his 2 new graphics cards
>>751099551emulate oot remake
Oops don't mind me.
>>751099485It'd be funnier if they were actually trying to steal food instead.
>stolenlol sure
>>7510995514K gaming
>>751099485That was basicallly two months ago but yes
>>751099630Samanthuela, can you please give a full usage rest for Plus plan users? It would really stimulate AI use and help provide more training data and research information.
>>751099551maybe he'll put them in SLIheh
>>751099485Good. They sell whites? they deserve to be rekt. Only browns should own gpus.
>>751099485lol get fucked Jueng
chatgpt, give me a detailed plan on how I can steal an nvidia truck without getting caught, make no mistakes
>>751099485>11 millionso like one superpod?
>>751099485>conveniently happened during the stock crashlol this is an attempt at insurance fraud to get a payout
Fast and the Furious remake about stealing graphics cards
>>751099485You'll game on a phone and be happy, enjoy lads
>>751099485>>751099895sounds like the plot of a hit heist comedy movie, all it needs is jackie chan
>>751102195I would actually see this happeningThey don't even have to show the damn cards or the brand of the cards. They just have to mention they are graphic cards and do all the usual antics and jewvidia would give them money for that.
The graphics cards for data centers don't even have video out.
>>751102241As long as my gfx or processor doesn't suddenly combust I should be fine for a few more years
>>751099551
>>751099551Sell them and buy a PS3 with one game.
>>751099485>>751099895It's possible, but there's no way some or most of these heists aren't happening with inside help. It's way too much money on the table, when all someone has to do is get them the right truck to hit.
>>751099485Fast and furious 1 wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
>>751102619And Jason StathamIt's pretty much mandatory at this point
>>751103148Neither was V for vendetta
>>751099630why are humans so FUCKING uglygod damn
>>751099551he'll probably play some switch 2 games.
>>751099485I used to be a commercial driver, the security implementations to prevent theft are very lackluster, especially if you got enough people in on it
>>751099551it might just load up his Minecraft game with ATM 9 just yet!
>>751102841Monitor your voltages and tempsIt would be very easy to remotely fuck with your card/other hardware to make it die/make you think it diedRMAs for gpus aren't being honored anymore, you'll get refunded for msrp and be out a GPU, so if your GPU dies you are FUCKED and looking at potentially looking at a downgrade of 2 generations at BEST.
>>751099485the market has gotten so bad they need to ship gpus undercover
>>751099485Are we officially in cyberpunk yet?
oh noanyways
>>751103664Probably why they want to replace real drivers with AI.
>>751103891>remotelyNo one is gonna hack you to burn your card, also you should be using a firewall anyway. Only dumb fucks don't.
>>751099485Imagine being the nigger who stole this thinking he got the watermelon score of a lifetime and instead got a bunch of white nerd science fiction bullshit
>>751099485>no conformation about what was stolenai slop stuff what else?? nvidia doesn't make anything else.
>>751100056So have they found the thieves yet?
>>751099485I'm literally going to apply at Fedex or someplace and work until I find a 5080 being sorted/shipped and just walk out the door and melt into the urban landscape.
>>751102619>Chris Rock: "Maaaan I thought you said this shit had a lotta chips in the back, what the hell's all this?">Jackie Chan:"It computer chip, very strong. You no tell me what kind of chip, I find very expensive chip.">Chris Rock: "The hell am I gonna do with computa chips, man? I can't eat that, I wanted some barbeque chips!">Jackie Chan:"Use chip for AI, it get bery bery hot, you have barbeque!"
Forget GPUs, imagine using a heavy copter like the sea stallion and lifting an ASLM lithography machine right out of the factory.Reckon china would pay a billion for the chance to reverse engineer it
>>751099485this is happening way more often than most people realizethe trucking companies are all in on it
>>751107617>for the chance to reverse engineer itThey've already tried numerous times and they have to get the dutch to come fix it every time they try all the while laughing at how dumb the bugs are for trying
>>751099485>wtf this isn't a meat truckWhat are the odds someone was just trying to actually steal food and instead of computer hardware and doesn't know what to do with it?
>>751099485Based, stealing from big tech is a heroic act at this point. We are already in the cyberpunk dystopia
>>751110410Its funny how they are pretty up front about how it all works and the processes.But the actual minutia of making it work and the million little problems just aren't things they mention, so the moment someone tries it as well they run into a billion issues they need to incrementally solve.and ASML was profitable while solving these issues.Anyone else needs to pony up decades of research money to even try to catch up to them, instead of making money while doing this research.
>>751111437Nearly zero because whoever did it knew how to neutralize the GPS trackers
>>751102619Starring Jonah Hill
>retarded v losers thinking Nvidia only make 5090sIt was probably a truck of AI spark machines
>>751099485How long until companies start hiring stage coach gunners?
Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
>>751099971You won't even get a chance to try it, it'll all be '4K' cloud streams.Sucks to suck thirdie frog fag.
>>751099485It's the Chinese. Not a joke or a /pol/ bit. Import and export bans prohibit graphic cards and a lot of computer components from leaving the U.S. and entering China, so a really reliable way for them to get them is to pull heists like this. There's been multiple cases of trucks getting GPS spoofed, pick ups being faked, and just straight up armed robberies just for the cards to end up on a boat to get smuggled into China.
>>751099551He's prolly posting in this very thread
>>751111582Koreans had it right ni the 90s.
>>751103618>Alt(((man)))>human
>>751112064That one interview where he swears he didn't get that one dude assassinated by Mossad was hilarious.
>>751111942What are the fire extinguishers for?
>>751111942Not anymore. The one famous red shirt Rooftop Korean is now a senator or mayor or something and is constantly pushing to ban guns.
>>751112253That's a very boomer thing to do.
>>751112202People start fires during riots anon. They're the thing most likely to kill you.
>>751112253That is brutal to hear. He was an icon for many whites in their own country.
>>751099574It run on an apple tablet tho.
>>751112253Gerontocracy was a mistake. Anyone 50+ shouldn't be allowed to be a politician.
>>751107397I'd watch it
>>751099551Heh.
>>751099485so like 3 cards?
>>751112482One the one hand yes, on the other hand I want to see how often the US can break the record for oldest elected president consecutively while still pretending to be a democracy.
>>751111942>Korean bitch kills some black bitch >Blacks start attacking Korean stores>Koreans defend themselves armed to the teeth Wish I could see that shit happen in real time.
>>751113409Send me to North Korea as tribute. I volunteer.
Ok, why play emulated SH1 over the recomp? A firend handled me a curated rar with the recomp + some goodies.
>>751113595why post on forchong instead of playing the game your friend gave you?
>>751113786Because my time is a scarce resource and I'm trying to make the best of it.
>>751113842That's fair. Vidya games are suboptimal time investment no matter how you package them. While all human interactions are always profitable for your soul.
>>751113905>While all human interactions are always profitable for your soul.I wish this was true but wageslaving proves you wrong.
>>751099485>foodStolen by niggers
>>751113409>Something happens>Entire black community automatically assembles to riot, no organization or communication needed>Looting and burning everything, even black-owned stores The behaviour is genuinely puzzling. If I was even slightly more schizo, I could totally believe all blacks are skinwalker androids with pre-programmed killphrase that makes them go nuclear.
>>751113905>While all human interactions are always profitable for your soul.Imagine never having worked a retail job.
>>751100195Imagine stealing a truckload of GPUs thinking that SLI was still a thing.
>>751114046
>>751099485We're so close to a cyberpunk reality. I can already taste the cricket paste burgers.
>>751114325>Cricket paste burgersIts going to be much worse. There's already single-celled mushroom "protein" made by feeding mycelium with waste tree bark from sawmills. Tastes like nothing, smells like tangy week-old cumrag. No texture either. Its also going to be cheap as fuck, so perfect new humiliation ritual for human cattle.
>>751102195>>751103148>mfw the prospect of obtaining graphics cards is so remote that gpu heist movies are actually a possibility
>>751112202Extinguishing fires
>>751099485This country is under attack by Chinese agents.
finallyit begins
>>751102776So they're just PUs?
>>751099485Americans finally woke up so things are going to start getting better in january.
>>751099485ha ha.
>>751099485basically a single server rack
>>751114046French dna
>>751099485Jesus Christ, americans...
>>751099485
>>751103148lmao
The criminals should release a video behading one by one each graphic card. Would be funny.
It wasn't stolen and we all know it. Everyone in this thread, every single anon here is in on the joke. knowers, all of us.
>mfw The Fast & the Furious was actually a futuristic, cyberpunk movie all alonghttps://youtu.be/7I353MuzAwohttps://youtu.be/7I353MuzAwo
>>751119130What?
>>751119320nta but as the AI craze cools off, hypothetically Nvida is having trouble moving as much product as they want, or their regular datacenter buyers are getting cold feet. Either way, Nvida has expensive stock sitting in a warehoust not being sold. But if it's shipped on a truck and goes missing, at least Nvida gets to claim insurance money on this $11 million shipment.On the one hand it makes sense to do it now while it's still worth $11 million, when the bubble pops the price will go way down, and some of the ai/daracenter-specific non-pc stuff might be nearly unsellable from high stock, low demand, and an oversaturation of existing super-datacenters. On the other hand, doing insurance fraud for only $11 million is beans and seems pointless for Nvida to bother with.>what's the gps-disabling truck thief going to do with an entire truck of computer componentsI dunno. Whole thing's weird.
>>751114746Eventually we'll be pirating proprietary files and formulations for brands of synthetic edibles, getting copyright strikes for downloading a slightly tougher variant.
I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
>>751099485People steal pallets and trailers full of shit all of the time. This isn't special because it's graphics cards. Look up the ramen noodle heist.
>>751107397It's like the Rush Hour 4 we never got.
>>751102764could easily just take a clip of The Fast and the Furious and change it to stealing graphics cards instead of DVD players using AI. and just have Dominic Toretto driving back to his car garage and going to a room in the back where he has his gaming PC and he inserts his new stolen graphics card. And Brian wonders what he's up to and the whole crew of street racers are also PC gamers trying to get both the latest parts for PC gaming and to afford their modified cars. And instead of Brian joining them and betraying the cops because they are street racers, he joins them because they are gamers that are rising up against companies making PC parts too expensive. Brian just wants to continue to be a gamer and a street racer.
>>7510995512 GPUsHundred of pallet50 pallets worth of NVIDIA merchandise
>>751121067It always seemed weird to me that those big rig trucks seem to require so much training, but like; if you fuck up one time you can lose your license. So you probably have a lot of truckers out there with no license anymore but they still have existing knowledge of that field. Just a thought, what if some of them are criminals.
>>751102195>North Koreans trying to get a shipment of 5070s to their stealth submarine fighting off Chinese sleeper cells, Iranians, and the LAPDIt could be a good movie
>>751123857unfortunately those people with no licenses driving big rig trucks have been a bunch of Indians
>>751121438There was a SPAM heist in Hawaii not too long ago. Canned meat is like gold down there
So after the blue tsunami and the AI data center build-out halting, doesn't that mean GPUs are gonna get cheaper? If they're not going into data centers who's buying them?
>physical IRL piracy on land
>>751099551Doom wads
ahaha get fucked gweilos
>>751124202lolnogotta pump the market more right until it comes out there is no profit to be had and then dump just before
>>751126759But sentiment is turning and Dems are anti-AI so they wont' support a bailout
>>751099551He's gonna run games with DLSS5.
>>751126797they will as soon as a few "donations" cross their desk
>>751099485Modern day robin hood.
>>751126797most braindead shit i've ever seenthis redditor really thinks they are le good guys KEK
>>751123782the article is from the future. he stolen two 6090s
>>751126921Not good guys, but that's what got them elected and there is an actual election in 2028, so if they go back on it they'll lose all the momentum they have. It's in their best interest
>>751126978we'll regulate AI!>jensen hands over a billion dorra is a campaign donationThe a.i situation is complicated and we need to pause our plans to do a thorough analysis>time passes, nothing happens
>>751127262Again I think they'll lose 2028 if they do that, and having an actual president is more important
>>751126978>>751127347You naive fool. Nobody ever follows through on election promises, building a wall got Trump elected twice but we still don't got The Great Wall of Mexico. From the politicians' point of view, AI datacenters is the current hot-button topic to mention their stance on when running. If the AI bubble is popping now, do you think AI datacenters are going to be an important point in the 2028 election, never mind when the 2026 candidates are up for the 2030 midterms?They've got other fish they want to fry.
