Real horses don't look like this...
>>751113746>umatrannymusumefuck off
>>751113769it's trumatrannytrusume, newfag.
>>751113746Real horses would look more like this
>>751113746>burumamusumestay
>>751113746Fuck off umautist
>>751113746>umaryansumestay here
>spend thousands of dollars on pulls>the gameplay is just clicking buttons>watch a dumbass cutscene for 30 secondsWhat the FUCK is the appeal of this bullshit?
>>751113893I will now jack off to your game.
>>751113991gf substitute for roneryfags
>>751113893big horsey
>>751113746>>751113893>>751114001i wish he also drew umas
>>751113746Yeah, it sucks right.
>>751113746Weren't y'all whipped away with piss-stained rags off /v/
>>751113746That's a cow>>751113991I like seeing numbers going up. Also unless you want to stay competitive with the whales, it's perfectly fine to never pay a dime to the game. Playing normally does take up too much time though.
>>751117147>y'allkys troon
>>751113991Just like real life horse racing
>>751117190Fuck off beggar
>>751117147>y'allhey there, pardner!
y'all'd've
>>751120395sadly everyone is using y'all and folks now, I don't hate it because of trans people I hate it because southern accents are ugly
>>751116846Did he draw more than this page?
What the fuck is this shit? JANNY THIS ISN'T A TWITTER POLITICS THREAD NUKE EM
>>751113746real horses only fuck with real men
>y'allHOWDY
Oh shit an uma thread coffinfag will not like it quick to the bottom of page 10.
>>751121781suzuka's voice is erotic
Aston Machan desu!
>>751113746For you
Smart Falcon says one hack wasn't enough!
Our clubs have slots post your ID and put a /v/ reference in your bio
>>751121781why did inari one get breast reduction surgery?
I'm playing Star Savior for my Uma itch.
>>751120823I hate it because it sounds like an urbanite trying to sound folksy.
>>751120395The English language will evolve to reinclude the second-person plural pronoun and you won't do shit.
>>751113769Wouldn't "Troonmamusume" be a better insult?
Is /v/mapyoi looking solid?
>>751121239yesman gets his brain melted because he's seeing an angel, also lots of femdom sex happens
>>751113746Daiwa's scarlets...
>>751113746Oppai UMA...
Tell me which uma has the biggest breasts
>>751121859Always Remember.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqqR4MoY2xU
Wahey
You’re never coming back to /v/.
>>751113893Japanese have a word for exactly this (specifically with Umas)
>>751126904We are here right now
>>751126913Umazing?
/v/ma and /v/aca, friends?
Der/v/ has a slot open, by the way. Comfy A club. Post in the VM threads and ask for our Danchou. We'd love to have you. No quotas or requirements outside of logging in every 3 days. Though if you do about 1 run a day, that'd be nice. Always ask for Medium shoes. Thanks.
been a while since I visited this board what the hell is that catalog lmao
>>751127287oh it's super dogshit. There's only 1-2 janitors that browse /v/, and they only target exclusively threads they don't like, while ignoring the others. The reports they send to mods hide basically the whole story. Sometimes a mod comes through and purges, which is nice, but rare. There's almost no real conversation left. It's just Gooner, Gacha, Politics shit.
/v/... Home
>>751127679Choose an Umawife for your new Umalife!
>>751128620My daughterwife Rice Shower of course
>>751113746No but they should
>>751113991Did he ever recover from the gorilla incident?
>>751128620I really like Dia
>>751129461Do You? Well, what about...
>>751129503Not slopp tho, just Dia
>>751113893>>751114001>>751116842>>751116846giantess fetish is just foot fetish in disguise
>>751126913Why umas and not something cooler, like battleships?
>>751126579not him but source? or the artist name?
>>751129670both are gay
>>751128620
>>751129670bait used to be believable, heres a (you) anyway
>>751129670how do you even come to such conclusion?
>>751129852REMINDER: TOTAL. HISHI. VICTORY.https://poal.me/lmtlo9
>>751129923>rigged the poll>lost the race>Fuji has won more /v/ Stakes rooms/v/ma belongs to Fuji
>>751130014Hishi. WON.
>>751122210they are lazy and just copy pasted one body type
>>751129852My black queen!
digitan boarddigitan websitedigitan internetdigitan societydigitan civilizationdigitan worlddigitan solar systemdigitan galaxydigitan cluster
>>751130041Ama lost, objectively
>>751130491>>751130014>fujiniggers still coping
Suzu won
Are nips still ultraseething about western mods/porn and petitioning to take global down or have they already forgotten and moved on to shitting on pirates?
global was a mistake
How many Monster Energy Drinks(TM) should my pregnant wife drink to have my child end up hyperactive and mentally deficient like Twin Turbo.
>>751130654Anyone with the power to do anything realized the nude mods were for the Japanese version and moved on
>>751130654xitter isn't real life those were all bots
>>751129778she shoves things up his ass and turns him into a drooling retard
>>751130654It was just few retards on twitter. Not even that loud minority
>>751130654There’s a fight on jp twitter right now between feminists who want cygames to tone down the uma breast jiggle and the male player base.
>>751129778Unless you enjoy eldritch horrors I wouldn't really recommend. It's by the same guy who did Her Appetite is Too Big For Me manga, I forget the names. Their stuff is interesting, but makes you feel bad kinda bad afterwards.
>>751131541I am not familiar with this guy work at all so I don't know what the Appetite thing is about at all. I masturbated to freaky stuff before but surely isn't that bad? unless you mean something like the people in them end up badly hurt or something like that
>>751121859>when you dying and being forgotten by everyone IRL is so ingrained into your legacy reality itself attempts to force it to happen again What the fuck was that shit this series is supposed to be about horsegirls racing and doing cute things.
>uma threads are deleted on sight except for the blatant coomer bait threadsJannies are such transparent subhumans. Always remember they're doing it for free.
Which umas are for femdom?
>>uma threads are deleted on sight except for the blatant coomer bait threadsjannie is cool sometimes
>>751131498Do female JPs play the game? I know western females got heavily filtered by the sports and pvp tism.
>>751113991>the gameplay is just clicking buttonsNigga that's all videogames
>>751132085tough umas like Brian, not to be confused with Ryan
>>751113769>>751113921>>751117147>>751126904>>751132097Strange how you're always f5ing and watching for keyword alerts so you can dogpile any thread that appears 24/7 day or nightSounds like you're more eager for /v/ma threads than actual /v/ma enjoyers
>>751113893can't spell umassive without uma
>>751113893>Toreina-saaaan~
>>751128620For me, it's Sweepy
>>751113893>>751114001>>751116842I think giant Umas are stupid and are a dumb American idea to take away from the aspect of them being cute horse girls.
>>751132676MEEEEEOOOW MEOW MEOW
>>751129670That’s not even giantess it’s Amazon shit
>spending 8 hours reading through poorly done MTL JP umatore stories before finding one that appeals to meYup, it's gaming time.
>>751132659Giant umas were already so ingraned in Japan some Westerners thought all the fanart is canon when Global launched
>>751132085Gentildonna if you want ojou flavored femdom
>>751132659There is something wrong with your theory since giant girls are the cutest.
Okay but where are the real horses?
>>751133065
>>751133065What the fuck is a horse?
luv Matikanetannhauserluv Hikaru Tonoluv otters luv the shade of blue willows shrimple as.
>>751133164Doto
>>751132659big girl means big cute
>>751132085Just off the top of my head, I'd say>Sweep Tosho>Grass Wonder>Sirius Symboli>Gold Ship>Mejiro Bright>Symboli Rudolf>Daiwa Scarletall give off femdom vibes to varying degrees
>>751133171>everyone can see what a horse is
>>751133294>Just off the top of my head, I'm going to list a bunch of power bottomsdo not post my umawife retard
>>751133243I’m embarrassed to admit it took me a full year to realize this is a double entedere and that’s probably why they changed it in English
Anyone looking for a club? We have a few openings, from A to B+ to C+ if you are truly daring
>>751132085Sirius Symboli
>>751133416lol
>>751133416Who is this silly horse?
Don't forget to queue another fan run in-between posting!
Don't forget to watch the new furegeto sunday. There will be a test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ7HABJGnc0
>>751133435You guys don't have an A+ or above club? What are you guys doing?
>>751133065We got one for every uma
>>751113746Then why do I keep hearing about people sexing them?
>>751133580
>>751133650Gluing runs, mostly, those failed ace runs don't give no fans
>>751133497Pretty sure it's a regular work horse
>>751133650>his club has fan quotas
>>751133650Some clubs are more serious on using quotas for better or worse. Some clubs don't cheat either using certain mods and trainers.
>>751133738>>751133763>>751133765I mean I joined a completely random club since I didn't know /v/ had uma clubs and we've been on A+ for a long while. I doubt some of us even cheat since everyone seemed so casual aside from CM talks.
All umas have a horse pussy instead of human one, it's canon>source?It came to me in a dream with the three goddesses, trust me
>>751133854Can you post proof?
>>751133854Eh, what can you do, i don't worry about it, personally
So you bought a carat pack again didn't you? Even though you won't do your dailies and will just flatline until you see another banner for a character you might like. How many times does this make torena?
>>751133926They have cloacas
>>751133932>>751133963That's true. Just surprised since we're the tryhard board.
>>751134198>no flatlinersA paradise...
>>751134198/v/ma is pretty casual actually, there are a couple of anons who do play a ton in each club but the majority plays at their own pace.
>>751134198Ehhhh tryhards is a bit strict, our clubs are more casual and have no quotas, and remember, a lot of anons glue their runs if things aren't going well, and if you glue a run, no fans
>>751133065Actual horses in the uma universe are cryptids.No, really.Only a few characters know what horses are and how all umas are reincarnated from them.
>>751134114>human vaginaboring
>>751133226You calling Mambo the nepobaby a loser heroine?
>>751113746*$niff $niff*
>>751132279Yeah, I was looking for zelda threads and saw your DOGSHIT thread
>>751134659Yes, because she's going to lose to me, and my love.
>>751134198danchode... this could have been us...
>>751134914At this point I agree with the clubschizo. All of the high earners should band together and join a single club. If the flatliners don't like it they can start actually playing the game.
>>751134672pretty much
>>751134672Smelly Agnes and perverted Agnes
>>751129778Chomoran
>>751134750Won't take much desu.She's already having you meet her parents by her career's end. One push and she won't ever deny that you're a couple again.
>>751134961You not gonna glue your aces from now on?Not do parent runs on anything other than MANT?
>>751134263What's flatliners? >>751134438>>751134495>>751134914Understandable enough. Could just be my club because the members of my club shared an agenda for something that yield 1m runs per the auto thing, and the 100 tp is enough for our daily goal.
>>751135246>What's flatliners?Anons chilling and not doing runs/finishing runs beyond bare minimum
>>751113991its a slot machine with a bunch of buttons to press that supposedly influence the ending outcome that is still random.every decision you make matters but at the same time theres enough randomness that if you were to follow a guide or make a macro that did the same exact steps you get different results.a solved equation is not a fun game. nobody cares that the change machine has a 100% win rate where you insert a dollar and get 4 quarters. but will happily spend all day on a slot machine with lower odds.plenty of gatchas are hit auto, wait, win. better pay2win teams just decrease the wait time.on umas auto training mode you can still lose as you get a 1star guts, 1star turf, aa uma and the next run gives you a 3star wit, 3star med, ur. gambling is fun.
>>751135205I'm just sick of my club looking like this (note this is excluding the single guy that earns like 1.5x more fans than the rest of the club combined)
>>751133013I really fucking hate S1 Trainer's hair cut so fucking much. Or his fashion choice. Or his behavior in general.
>burnt out from horse gacha in the middle of trackblazer, as expected the content was just so miserably shit that I couldn't weather the storm>come back for these free rolls recently>new scenario is about as terribleAt least there's spark reroll and auto now, but it can't be that hard to construct a good gameplay loop right?
>>751135246"Flatliners" come from pictures from a statistics website where people who are obviously playing have a consistent "line go up" while the people who are not playing have a "flat line"Obviously the people who are playing a ton have much more vertical lines as well>what goes on with Flatliners?One of the following things:1. They're looking for free rides, especially in casual clubs2. They quit the game3. Myriad of other reasons for not playing the game, as even if they did the bare minimum for dailies that would have a bit vertical to their lines.
my clubs pissing me off. the random 4chan club i joined had no discord. at somepoint it turned into get on discord and we tell you what quotas you need to meet. the only time people post ingame is to call people out for not meeting quotas. i havent joined the discord imma get kicked for breaking some rule at somepoint.but hey its a+.
>>751136407mambro...
How is Kancolle still alive, guys? They just spat on everyone's faces and banned foreigners, while simultaneously still wanting that superior currency.Not a girl, btw.
>>751126738
>>751129670Giantess is just safe Shota if you think about it
>>751127135>put up sprint shoes insteadWhat now?
>>751136645
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>come to japanese media website:D>be surprised when japanese media supersedes non relevant topics and converstations>:(
So why does umamusume make anons so assblasted?
>>751129670I just like the idea of standing cunnilingus without being a dwarf
>>751137903Some of it is contrarian shitposting that isn't sincere opinion, some of it is from fringe outliers who unironically get ass blasted by japanese IP on the board, and some of it is furfags that are upset that people have no problem loving japanese kemonomimi characters but still don't approve of said furfags wanting to fuck actual real world farm animals.
>>751137165I cry about it
>>751137480
>>751113746Where's her massive penis?
>>751138157daisca is something else huh
Lmao this thread is actually thrivingWuv /v/ma
>>751138439an indecent ugly tramp? yes, i agree
>>751138457shuki
/v/ma, a reminder to support your Umas and allies /v/aca and /v/rickcal in Queen of /v/.>>751136830 Haru Urara could use more support.
>>751138157>>751138439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2J7tmxK00M
>>751138472rude
>>751138557i doubt the normalniggers plaguing this board would ever allow a gacha girl to achieve such heights
>>>/a/
>>751138837Last year Gold Ship (round 2) and Haru Urara (round 1) made it. A bit of memery and they can push forward.
>>751133243>big means cuteIt's literally the opposite though, at least according to the girl that shares the same voice as her
>>751138557HOLY SHIT QUEEN OF /V/ IS BACK? I'M SO HAPPY
>>751132659>>751133243>>751139060
>>751113746I'd fuck a horse if they looked like that
>crying about /a/ >on /v/ - the vidya of all boards
>>751139102
Every uma is canonically a stallion btw
>>751132659they're still cute you giant faggot
>>751139214Actually, anon, a good few of them are mares
Der/v/ has one slot free, to apply, ask in the /vm/ thread for the Danchou!!Enjoy the bliss of a free A-rank club, you can slack and nobody minds!! 10% of the club will carry the other 90%!
>>751139214akshually anon the only relevance their gender in our world has is the accessory worn in their racing outfit. They all have uma bobs and vagene. Just another reason why 3DPD and reality is lesser.
>>751139214only the boyumas
>>751139102That wasn't the case for the other girl at least before her character development
mare pussy
I like Bakushin.
>>751139767me too
>>751133854Neighas here cope about bots because they refuse to kick people that don't play the game out of their clubs for some retarded reason./vg/ has a around 8 A+ clubs and 1 S club so not all of 4chan is filled with shitters
>>751139767cute retard
I think I might be bricked up for real this time
>>751136645I'm so disappointed in that new scarlet alt
>>751140103how
>>751133854We do have A+ clubs but they're full lol
>>751140196I heard rumor that Tamalove is going to do a purge soon and will have slots free
>>751133243>>751139206>>751139102I wish she was taller, at least few centimetres. There are several Umas in spin offs taller than many based on horses smaller than original Hishi Akebono
>>751139953where is hotumaglueis she safe?is she alright?
>>751140103>not even a handful of leftover caratsThat's actually impressive.
>>751140151
>>751140310I don't
>>751140141It's kinda cool though
>>751113746Real horses also piss and shit by the gallon every five minutes, suspiciously not reflected in Umamusume
>>751140196>clubsThere's 1 and they aren't even A+ right now
>>751140226180cm is huge for a Japanese schoolgirl. That's the height of an average adult white man.
>>751140492That's because I'm instantly there to swallow it all
is it safe? can we talk about the game here?
>>751140825It's probably a lull, I'd expect a crackdown soon
>>751136645>>751137480>>751138157Daiwa is greatHave the gacha devs revise her story career yet?Out of the all the careers I played in global, Daiwa's has always stuck out like a sore thumb to me due to how much presence vodka had in it.I'm pretty sure there is no other uma that gets story cucked like daiwa.
>>751140825Cafeblobs are so god damn cute
>>751141004daisca was born to be a cuckqueanjust embrace it
Every uma has a massive throbbing futa penis
>>751140226>severalIsn't it just Obey and Michelle?
>>751141221Only the ones that were stallions.
>>751140825>>751131987We're safe. Jannies won't touch this thread.
>>751140825>talk about the game >anons are talking about their uma wivesWe are talking about the game.
>>751141004>I'm pretty sure there is no other uma that gets story cucked like daiwa.palmer lives on the cuckchair in helios story
>>751141813>he didn't understand
>>751141835She gets her whole own career where she isn't
>>751140226I enjoy that the Japanese make her out to be this colossal behemoth and then you look at her official height and she's merely 5'11. She may be able to fold me into a mailbox but I am still 3 inches taller, owned.
>>751141859>he didn't understandTalking about the characters the anime and the manga is game discussion. And it belongs here on the other offshoot boards. There's nothing else to understand.
>>751141954oh wait maybe i'm the dense one
>>751140540It's huge but there are taller characters in Uma and other Japanase media. I just don't want to be limit for Cygames Also average height of white men is little shorter
>>751142019We are, all of us. UL3+ WIT here.
>>751116846https://exhentai.org/g/2365760/de723e0117/
>>751129778>>751142128
>>751141302There is Uma what Obey was emulating (they have same height). Also Thief Crow, plus some background racers in Cyngrey and Star Blossom. Snow in Hazard also could be taller but I'm not sure
>>751113893Too big.
>>751128620The love and light of my life
>>751142426w-what is she gonna do?
>>751142627Rape your favorite uma with her massive throbbing stallion penis presumably
>>751128620Two out of three plats I have belong to her, sooner or later, she will get plats that aren't sprint
>>751142309>>751142367>>751142426>candid photo of trainer on the toiletWhattafuck
>>751142627
>>751140825For now it seems safe, yes
>>751142751but she's my favourite! (I'm worried about the taser)
>umatore Ummmn, BASED?
>>751142828>being raped by a desperate daiwa scarletHot
>>751142340Thief Crow, Snow in Hazard, and those background racers don't have known heights. i don't know what character you're referring to that you claim to be as tall as Obey.
>>751128620Fusaichi Pandora.
>>751142939How many umas would do these kind of things so they can keep their trainers for themselves?>inb4 all of them
>>75114316899% of them
I'm more into wolves
>>751142785mares...
Won't the yakuza kill you if you lewd the horses
>>751113746How would you know? Have you ever seen one?
>>751143720yes they are coming to your house right now
>>751143035Some background racers have their heights stated in Reference Art. I would swear Thief Crow had her height stated on wiki but it is in her galery (188 cm) >i don't know what character you're referring to that you claim to be as tall as Obey.That Uma from her flashback
>>751143701This scale is fucking horribly out. Someone at 5'4" is a whole head beneath me at 5'11, which means my eyes would be chin/mouth height with Agnes here somehow despite a near 3 foot difference.
Who here rolled for the zoomer?
>>751143806The horse girls?!
>>751113746Fuck off.
ナリタトップロードにアヤベで寝取られたい
when is danbooru getting fixed
>>751144082i got her in 4 multis. feels good, i have all the gyarus now
>>751144132yes. just make sure not to lewd them or the yakuza will follow
>>751144264>ナリタトップロードにアヤベで寝取られたいNTR would never do this or allow this.
>>751113893imagine the possibilities
>>751143614is there an actual doujin of this? the pixiv link is just a preview
>>751144483It's a 4 image CG set like everything that artist does, you can find it on ex
>>751133721>>751133932>>751133580I will rape her
>>751144690
>>751144690Danchou, this is the one.
>>751144756ENTER
>>751144828Anon...carrot ranger is an umamusume
>>751144865My idol...
I wasted all of my carats on Kita only to end up with Dia and no resources to whale for CB.
>>751144756Surely Chrono is meek enough to not resist even though she' stronger than me..>>751144810You'll never take me!
>>751145030You rolled for an uma without a spark?
>>751145114Yes! Always! I want what I want and it's an injustice against me if I don't get it.
>>751139102She's realy smug about this
>>751145184It is foolish to do so! You MUST plan ahead!
>>751113746For me, it's Super Creek
>>751145350hrrmmmmnnnn... NYO!
>>751142920GIWTWM
>>751132232Brian is a glass castle, the moment you pin her 160cm ass to the bed and handle her like a sex toy she melts like chocolate in a hot summer in Arizona.
>>751145350I have such low self control that I'm going to spend all the carats I have pulling for what I hope is a random 3*. IKUYO!
>>751140232Yes, made this last week, for you and for the other /v/ma torenasSigned, dan/hug/cho
>>751116846haha nope
we love newmas right?
>>751146182of course.
>>751113746What is /v/ trying to tell me today?
>>751146801You looked at 2 good threads and shit in the middle
>>751132659Cope and SEETHE micro cuck
>>751146182I don't care about most newmasThere are a few who I think are kinda cute like Chrono, but even then it's hard to have strong feelings about them one way or the other when they haven't appeared in global yet
>>751143891There’s also Irresistible Will at 190cm. To be honest, I don’t consider any of these spin-off characters canon. The stupid mangaka with a fetish for tall muscular women has nothing to do with Cygames.
>>751113769FPBP
>>751144756An umamusume (based on a race horde) would never.
>>751147108>The stupid mangaka with a fetish for tall muscular womenYou mean based artist (he even made art of Snow In Hazard)
>>751144082I HAD TO HIT THE FUCKING PITY FOR HERIt wasn't so bad. I had a lot of tickets saved up for her and I got Muteki too as a bonus. Still sucks though. Also holy shit, her story is just constant Daiichi Ruby suffering.
>>751144756>pulling a 5300kg wheel (plus lets say 200kg of umas) on the flat side against the ground>probably over 4 tonnes of force with friction etc>>751147196Even if she didn't, pretty much all of her casual movements would push you around like you push around an empty can of coke.
>>751113769FPWP
>>751147343Yaeno has a great career, give it a read
>>751147343You FOOL, has Palmsters career taught you nothing? Now you will want to roll for Rubert in order to make her happy! AND THEN you will want to roll for Miracle(thin)!
>>751142426Why the hell did she take the taser?Is she planning to use that on trainer or herself?I get that she's a basic tsundere but that's goin well into the yandere territory no?
Literal zero sex appealcan't imagine anyone wanting to have sex with this uma
>>751141952>merely 5'11">5 inches taller than meGod made me to suffer and that's okay.
>>751147473Sorry. My current pull list only has enough room for one horse and she's MARVELOUS. Ruby's just gotta live with the pain. I might have room for Miracle though.
>>751141952Nothing pisses me off more than the Japanese saying that 5'11" is "tall"You want tall make them 6'3" minimum You want them giant make them 6'7"+Fuck off with this sub 6' shit
>>751132592>girl grows big and her steps turn to thooms and other bonerssizefags eating good with lethal fantasy release
>>751113746>literally cannot stop gooning to daiwa with dark skinned gentlemenNow I know how crack addicts feel
>>751148091Damn, a rare Marvyfag, didn't think I would see the day
>>751148180>girl grows big and her steps turn to thoomsI hate how reading that immediately gives me the tingly feeling
>>751147837anon... there's handcuffs in that pic, she's going full yandere
>>751148179Cut them some slack, anon, they are short out there
>>751148225I just sincerely enjoy her personality. The fact that she's so positive that it warps reality to her favor is also hilarious to me.
>>751143168Every one except Air Shakur.With that said, while all umas love the torena, it's not always romantic love.
>>751148513Nah I get it, I am quite interested in her career too, but she is in a secondary priority if you know what I mean
>>751148091You draw that anon?
I'm more of a Nature guy.She's an uma whose quirk actually feels fixable.
>>751139102>She's depicted as a gigant >I'm literally the same height as her
I love Super Creek, and I am happy she won 1 CM with a concert in it. Yes, I record it since I know this will never happen again in my lifetime.
>>751149629Japanese people don't even reach 170cm in real life.
>>751148329Never
>335 posts uma threadcan we come back here? I could not care less about /vm/, this is our true home, granted we only make 1-2 threads per day
>>751150491It's a dangerous line? Remember the schizo that used to spam gay porn into time he saw and uma thread?
>>751150491
>>751150491It probably slipped by or something since it's also a porn thread, we are sadly never getting allowed back
>>751135246>What's flatliners?The ones playing this game correctly
>>751150491Do it in moderation like /v/aca and it'll be fine. It doesn't have to be daily.
>>751113893Shut the fuck up
>>751150830>Do it in moderation like /v/aca and it'll be fineNope. Uma threads get deleted on sight. This one is a stealth coomer thread which is why the jannies let it live.
>>751151138Every Blue Archive thread is stealth.
>>751150675Can this horse not come into my office and eat my stuff?
>>751144082Not me. She's firmly in the "mite b cool but not critical" camp.And there's a brutal gauntlet of uma banners starting in December and going well into next year, I'm going to need to save every Carat I can.
For me it's Orfevre. Guess I'm cursed.
>>751144082No. I am saving my carat for >blue retard with sharp teeth>retard that think she is a wolf>retard that can only go in a straight line
>>751150491You are in the minority, most people dont wanna come back. You can try at recolonizing this board but that ship has sailed.
>>751151249Nope. Your clothes are no longer yours either.
>>751151682She has her own clothes, why is she using my spares
>>751150491I dont see whats so great about /v/. This thread barely talked about the game
>>751113893Their heights are mostly under 6 feet however.
>>751151910They're long enough she doesn't have to wear pants underneath
>>751152272And why is she naked in the first place
>>751113746Mayano Top _un.
>>751144082I want to have a complete set of symbolis so sadly no
>>751152253On all fours. If a horse stood straigh on just its back legs it's 3-4 meters tall
>>751152331It's normal to sleep with less clothes. You don't mind if she borrows your bed too right?
>>751152398
>>751113893
>>751128620Mayano.
>>751152553That's not how they measure Umas.
>>751128620Found her
>>751149539Her quirk is that she pretty much has no quirks. Even her insecurities feel pretty natural coming from a normal girl trapped in a hypercompetitive world full of genki anime girls. That makes her go full circle and makes her stand out among the crowd.
>>751144082No point. The localization destroyed her.
>>751153227here's a question i always wonderwould Helios have any fans in the west if she wasn't a brainrotted zoomer?she seems like she'd be in the same camp as Gold City and Tosen Jordan otherwise who aren't unpopular...but they aren't like Nice Nature level.
>>751153032>she has no quirk
>>751151481At least you won't end up spending much carats for her.
>>751153227I'm not a Helios fan but wouldn't localization for her be one of the very few acceptable cases? Using "modern brainrot" words that are completely unintelligible is kind of her thing isn't it?
>>751144082>opens her mouth>lose my boner
>>751153607She's not american and she is not saying anything the text claims she's saying. They just wrote a different character. It's no more acceptable than jelly donuts.
>>751153607Most of those shit is outdated already, hence why those localization is a problem.
MAN I SURE LOVE TRAINING BRICKEY
>>751154116Bro your feng shui?
>>751154094Isn't her slang outdated in jp?
>>751154562it's definitely not japanese zoomer speak. Helios is supposed to talk like a "paripi" party people, something that's way older than zoomers.
>>751151481>retard that can only go in a straight lineThat autist is gonna force you into having 11 children if you become her torena.
>>751155425And this is a problem how?
>>751155425Her mom is supportive
Toreina please look at this
>>751153313Honestly, probably not. Her party attitude and zoomer speak definitely make her stand out from the rest of the cast (and she has a cute design to boot).
Any lost /v/malings or clubless people? Anyone from the old days?
>calstone light sex mentioned Absolutely, patrician taste.
>>751126840i would assume meisho doto
>>751156261I was in the original 30 of horseMD. But I'll be honest with you, I'll probably flatline after a month or so in a new club the same way I abandoned them after about 6 months and got kicked. I'm a solo beater now.
any VFujin pullers? planning on pitying her, but will use the remaining pulls on the zuuma if i don't go to pity
>>751126840>>751156429Her and Hishi Akibono are tied.
>>751156486You can just join /v/agabond lel, they have no quotas
>>751153607I don't mind the zoomer localization per se I just think they went too far with it. Skibidi toilet definitely should not have made it into the game that is a travesty.
>>751152919based
This thread makes me want to fuck a horse...
>>751153607>inb4 the contrarian shitposters show up trying to defend it for the sake of being contrarian
>>751151481>>751155748>>751155829I read these in her voice, with her usual cadence. It's more funny that way.
>>751156782I like her in the pakatube videos because she's so confident and forward with her autism and always loses.
>>751156849>during that cat battle game she'd try to get her cat to stand completely straighther actress sure knows how to remain in character.
>0 wit umas
>>751156917Even funnier that the others caught on to it and kept trying to pull it off in the heat of battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquJjkbyC18https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-w5Cg_A8Wchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZS7rvkvl0
>>751156849>>751156917Well it helps her character isn't super deadpan 100% of the time so her VA can act out at times. As opposed to Taishin's who has a trouble acting out because she has -6 charisma penalty.
>>751156946Is there an uma with less base wit than Double Jet?
>>751148179Girls taller than that in nip media are more common than what you think. Like I mentioned Umas in spin offs who are taller than Bono. Current anime seasons have one show with girl over 190cm and another show have 220cm tall girl
>>751156713An anime horse right anon?
>>751113893Big horse.
>>751157393>Bourbon allowed to touch a vending machineFake fan. You should be ashamed.
>>751157149I liked Durandal in these, so effortlessly spouting her chuuni one liners. Nogi especially the second vid where Nogi is pretty dead set on winning.
>>751156501You prob wanna ask the main hub in /vm/ where everyone is. But yeah, im pullin
>>751157247I’m open to either or
>>751157393>>751157534>only horse that gets away with wearing a leotardwhy?
Would you watch her Carrot Ranger MADs?
>>751158182Yes. She gets a lot of love in the Samba song.
>>751129670no, and it's not giantess, it's just big ladymy limit is 8', maybe 9' at the most, anything more than that is just impossible to interact with in a meaningful wayi guess this perspective also depends on your own height; 8' is only a touch more than a foot and a half taller than me
>>751158282Her verse in the song is incredibly cute.
>>751113746Is this the biggest boob'd umamusume? Asking for me.
This fattie
>>751158741No, this is.
>>751157213>and another show have 220cm tall girlWHO?
>>751158759You think I can't hear the future?I thought I heard hers; I must be wrong.
>>751158826Can I get names for both of them?
>>751158775>never loses her gynoid fatOguri PEAK
>>751158759oh shit the jig is up
>>751158876I didn't realize the full song was out already. The first verse is indeed Biko.
>>751158062It's not a leotard. The fabric of that area is simply the same color as her skin :^)
>>751158904Meisho Doto and Hishi Akebono are tied for the largest breast size, followed by Super Creek.
>>751158993Who's in op? Or is that fan exaggeration?
>>751159058Daiwa Scarlet, op is exaggerated just a little bit.
>>751158876Shockingly narrow hips considering her actual measurements. I think her and Vivlos have the biggest hip measurement relative to height, with Vivlos having the biggest hip measurement in the game.>>751159058Daiwa Scarlet. Her proportions aren't too exaggerated in the OP. If you ever get into the mobile game, just know that it doesn't account for the measurements of the characters, and recycxles the same six or so body types.
>>751150578>Gay pornI remember one schizo, probably the same one was fucking spamming CP
>>751158935Glad to know I didn't hallucinate it. She's very high energy in her verse. >>751159182Damn I didn't realize that. Fitting for a demon king.
>>751158853Touko Kurosaka in Tank Chair
I like rice shower
>>751113769You lost chuddy>>751113893Sex
>>751158775Oguri is not sexy
>>751159124s-stop it oguri
>>751159629>trump is impeached and actually kicked out this time because he got the uma concert cancelledCULTURAL FENOMENO
>>751159629>>751160169Still gets me how stupid people are for not considering Cygames not talking about the issue to the last minute. At least they're promising refunds on Hotels and Air which is almost unheard of outside of package deals (which they also did). Unless its an Act of God (weather) or similar, you don't hold back on saying information when that amount of money is on the line and reminded me of how narrow-minded people can be.
>>751159568This her?
I'm surprised this thread survived
>>751161162Yes
>>751161326the board is healing.
>>751161367Excellent.
>>751152712How is that we got on the horse's back again?
>>751161537
>>751161326>kita as big as dia
Horses
>>751113746super creek is super for a reason.
Almond milk.
>the girl I'm most excited to roll for is still a full year awaySuffering...
>>751162369>ks miracle(female)
>>751113769Why is this word the root in every single compound insult on this site now do you guys really think about trans people that much or is this just like how moron used to be a medical diagnosis and now just means dumb.
Just in case, Der/v/ has an open slot if any of you guys needs a club
>>751162413The first one.
>>751162369Yeah well mine is still 2 years away
>>751162105do you have the twin turbo one?
>Shinko Windy soon>She's considered terrible but she's so cute>So damn cute>But my carat stores...I'm at a loss, bros...I don't want to risk on an uma pull...
>>751162783That's Uma Musume for you.
>>751162783Meta doesn't matter. What matters is pulling for your uma.
>>751162949But if I do carat bankrupt...
>>751162536No sorry
>>751162223Why did the cameraman stop at her boobs?
>>751163016RIP.
>>751163170Because it's like an IRL sporting event where female athletes are present.
>>751163170To allow the viewers to know how Super Creek activate her Swinging Maestro
>>751162223for real how do big tittied umas run comfortably. I don't see them wearing sports bras
>>751163290In universe certain things do not effect their racing ability, such as oppai or racing outfit.
>>751113893Devs are too homosexual to see the vision
>>751163290For same reason why they can run in those shoes
>>751116842>same height as the horse's hipsI always viewed it as giving them the same body weight as the horse, but like, you know, not fat fetish shit.
>>751163290This is the same universe where VR is a thing, AI construct is a thing, Sunday is a malevolent ethereal horror, Robot is a thing, and there is World Peace because of Uma
Do umas have horse pussies?
>>751139214>every uma is a stallionNo you retard it's coded on their ears. Gentildonna is a mare for ex but honestly I think she's more scary than Gold Ship.
>>751163429fair enough
>>751163491jesus christ why does seiun do this to me
>>751163527no.
Her scenario's almost over. Are you gonna miss her?>>751163575There seem to be a lot more terrifying mares than stallions desu
>>751163631Do what? That lazy cat just lazy around
>>751163631Boys are hot
>>751163728>Do what?
>>751163692No, it's a mess of an RNG-fes. I hate it more than pre-reworked Unity Cup.
>>751163692read the next scenario article and we get NO HINTS, so expecting major meltdowns from looplets in a month
>>751163692NoI hate having to kill runs just because I'm not getting the music I need
>>751163631Because she's hot like every other horse girl. No female in this franchise is below a 7. Remember the female doctor from CinGray? She's a total babe.>>751162536I like Sarcophage.
I did not care for umamusume
Oh no no no Seiunfags, your hero?
>>751163950Yet you chose to post in this thread. How curious.I am very smart :D
>>751163939Ryan exist. She is a 5, at best, because of her breast. Her campaign suck. Her personality suck. her character suck. She is basically a shitty final boss for fatso. the most important info of all, SHE HAS SHIT HAIR
>play daily and go insane from tediumor>play occasionally and go insane from FOMOI don't understand how you guys have continued to play this game for so long.
>>751164129This game has an auto run now
>>751163290They aren't built like us. They're have the muscle strength and speed of actual horses, except probably even faster since they run in show outfits with heels instead of the track suits and running shoes they train with. I guess they just deal with it since they're basically viltrumites.>>751163692It really says something about society, doesn't it?
>>751164105shut your mouth
>>751164105Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4
Cingray s2 really is the weak link of all the adaptations so far.
>>751164215>posting NTR: The Pony
>>751164281Is this twice as gay because they're both stallions? Are the locker rooms there basically a gachi video?
>>751141835Palmer is for (You) in her own story, other umas even comment on how she's obviously infatuated with her trainer
>>751164105Wrong. She simply wasn't translated well to 3D.
>>751163662Still bet they're muscular like a mare's.
>>751164281Imagine being so wrong. Rewatching Season 1 and 2 is overrated and bad.
>>751164281>>751164663I dropped it midway through 1. I guess that I just don't like sports anime.
>>751164721Watch Cingray or season 2. Season 1 is the weakest.
>>751164663way too much shounen slop, not nearly enough of the more important SoL
>>751162003Kita's a big girl
>>751164893
>>751164413Palmer is rather underrated. Even in this Gang Beasts tournament she get a surprise win. Reminds me of that one Arima Kinen where the IRL horse was 13th favorite or whatever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzzQLYPFwg
>install every uma mod for deadlock>forget who's even who>things are going okay for the most part>golshi golshi golshi golshi golshi!!!!>whole team gets lash ulted and diesI think Kitasan Black Infernus is genuinely a good skin NGL.
>>751164338I miss this shitpost
>>751164105She has really pretty eyes. If only Cygames allow her to grow the hair out a bit, she'd look a lot better.
Well this is the end. But they say you can't go home again. See you neighas around somewhere someplace(>>>/vm/)
>>751165041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTchw4zZmtw
>>751163692>Are you gonna miss her?Absolutely. My heart will always long for Light Hello..
i can't believe we reached bump limitit felt nice coming back home
>>751165404Helios is too cute with her fang.
>>751165404what if we did it again, or are we pushing our luck
>>751161326Dia...
Don't be sad that it's over. Be glad that it happened.
>>751165440she's just the cutest>>751165446imo give it a few days, maybe wait for something major to happen like ramonu release
>>751165446Came here fully expecting it to be a honeypot but it didn't happen. Not going to drop that expectation.
>>751164842I don't want to skip a season and I don't have it in me to watch the first one
>>751165568Just read star blossom then.
>>751165296>girls beyond the wastelandI'm not sure why, but I instantly recognized that girl and the anime.
>Helios doesn't have the two hands waving in the air win animationI'm so disappointed
>>751165381Poor Teio, good thing the following year's Arima Kinen is recorded.
>>751165446yolo
Teiohours?
>>751165604I do like manga, I might do thatthanks
>>751166056>that story where she finds what she thinks is a condom wrapper and her torena's jacket and threatens to rape her in the parkSweet Lord.
sayonara forever for real this time I guess.
>>751145701
>an ancient evil awakens
This is the face of your franchise btw.
>>751166460it's only page 9 tho, we got like half an hour
>>751166549But it's also bed time. Oyasumi.
>>751166468AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHHHHIT'S TEIO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>751162413Moron was technically a "kinder" version of idiot at one point. Almost any term meaning "stupid" has basically gone through the iteration of current version of "stupid" is too offensive to use academically -> make new term -> new term gains popularity -> new term becomes derogatorily used -> current version of "stupid" is too offensive to use academically...
Teiobros? Are we back?
teio board, teio clubs, teio world
>>751162413Probably a lot of what you said. But at the same time there's nothing wrong with associating trannys as a pejorative. but it is weird to be a fringe minority white knighting for them.
>>751166593>bed timebro your mob uma races tonight??
I can't remember where the Teio pic I wanted to share is, or what it even looks like. It won't be narrowed down by much by saying she has wide hips.
>>751166759_no
>>751166864Wonder how many anons are ready to run the Copa.
>>751156604Technically, they do. You have to do one run every two weeks(or warn us that you're going to flatline.) That said, we don't kick them out unless we want to get new members...>>751153607They recontextualized her "date" with Ruby pretty heavily from what I've managed to gather.
Teio!
Insane. Teio hours in these dying times.
please do not forget teio
>>751166137Well this is the first I've ever heard of this.
>first thread in months will end with a teio spam
>>751167074the more things change the more they stay the same
>>751166725I love teio
>>751167065The thumbnails made me think it was Teio's head on Hardin's (FE) body.
>Teiobros crawling out of the woodworksWhat the fuck I thought those things were extinctIt's a good thing there aren't any newfags around for them to gaslight
>>751167067The average JP story is only a modicum better than the typical landwhale garbage from western writers, but every once ina while you strike gold
Wuv Teio, shrimple as
I love bare uma butt cheeks.I hate that I have to turn to AI uma butts because nips won't draw them. https://litter.catbox.moe/buqru4g408d7nxzh.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/o0nxc7iimcft95l9.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/n62akzo4h9yslxev.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2bjva9aiqhsc9vdy.jpgBut at least I still have Brikot fighting the good fight.
In the end, we were all teiobros the whole time...
>>751167201my friend just installed umamusume and I'm gaslighting him into getting teio RIGHT NOW
>>751167245Delicio umass!
>>751167245Good sloppa. Is this NAI?
>>751167245thanks those all look like shit
>>751167294That's shit I grabbed off of pixiv, man.
>>751167253
Is there any gacha that appeals to straight guys? I don't find acts of sodomy like this endearing or wholesome. They just remind me of the ugly sick parts of this world.
