nintendo thread
Want the lowest prices console option with reasonably priced online + tons of extras, as well as mostly fair pricing on the majority of games? Only Nintendo
Is water wet?
how did you get this video of me
>>751205442what compels someone to post the same image over and over again?
>>751205442I unironically do stuff like this, like reload animations while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil
>>751205591>>751205640What games should I buy on Switch 2?Nintendo games.
OP is having another meltdown
>>751205694Start with my physical backlog... pic related
>>751205442>>751205694Pussy Destroyers Club.
>>751205714He just asked a question about Switch 2...
>>751205714Is he?
>>751205750as he has the day beforeand the day before thatand the day before thatetc...
>>751205591Or you can just play recomps of all their games on PC for free since you already have a computer and chances are the specs are vastly better than a switch
>>751205740No Mario on Switch 2?
>>751205442if you want to be happy, yes
There's literally zero reason to because 15 year old PCs get all NS2 games and at better resolution+fps
Does anyone else have anti-Nintendo fatigue?
>>751205442for me is the 2nd place dance
>>751205740>bing bing wahoo>Tales of Trails of Weebshitia Emblem #6374 ~The Second Final Requiem of the First Last Destiny~ Power of Friendship: Re:TardHoly shit, can't want to buy a switch 2
>>751205856Nobody ITT has been anti-Nintendo...
>>751205442I'll biteWhat has eric upset now
I'd like to kick this guy's ass but he looks like he's got retard strength and would destroy me
>>75120589110 billion copies of oot sold
>>751205856Evil must be called out tirelessly, and eternally.
>>751205891Nintendo did a thing
I recommend Pokopia and OoT. Also, does anyone have the vid of the sperg spinning a radio on his head while talking to Mario's actor?
>>751205883OP posts this to make fun of nintendo fans https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/jHjeplZVlbYZu7SsHIJmYQ/
>>751205442I look like this and do this
>>751205987Actually I mad this thread because Im thinking of buying a Switch 2. The video is just because it's funny.
>>751205817>chances are the specs are vastly better than a switchHeh yeah....
>>751205693I like walking as if I had tank controls
do you want:>most fun games>amazing library of exclusive firt party games>wholesome gaming for the whole family>games full of love and care made my developers who love their customers>a community full of friendly and kind peoplethen buy a switch 2
>>751205694That's not a Switch that's a phone retard
>>751206096Anything can be a Switch with the right emulator
>>751206030why
>>751205694i do this and look like this except fat and bald and white
>>751206090Which games are best? I only got money for 3 games.
>>751206059I'm sure
>>751205442yes, to play during your wagie lunch breaks
>>751206238Oh hey its theboardrooms. Order up!
>>751206238need @Grok to explain this shit
>>751206238Good thing I'm a NEET and have been for the past decade. Thanks neetbux! :)
>>751206386>this shit
>>751206180donkey kong bananzamario kart worldocarina of fucking time
>>751205442Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free...
>>751206294Are you blind?
>>751206524Pirates were rounded up and murdered actually
>>751206059Explain how it's funny? he's disabled
>>751205693Sometimes I put my fingers together so they look like PS2 hands
>>751205442I have now, only just now, purchased a Switch 1 and Xenoblade 2 second-hand. I admit this was a pointless purchase since I could have emulated it. I'd been meaning to play that one game specifically since it came out, but never did. The only reason I did it was out of a sort of sense of "I've needed to dust off the top of the tall cabinet for years and it's gotten ridiculous up there. Now I'm here doing something else with a rag in my hand so I might as well." when I was in Gamestop last week to grab an extra XBox controller.
>>751206627You're either:>blind>a bot>engagement-baiting for dopaminecall it
>>751206627NTA nor am I an Amerimutt but that's a wallet
>>751206627KEEEEK, IMMEDIATELY BTFO'D BY JANNIES
>>751206496Are there any 2D mario games? I liked it on DS.
>>751206805I think he realised he was retarded and deleted his own posts via the delete system, though it seemed a bit quick to be deleted by that, so maybe it was jannies
>he deleted the postslol get fucked you stupid faggot euro
>>751206716>>751206729>>751206805What happen
>>751206805He probably deleted it himself after realizing his mistake.
>>751206879Anon misidentified something and jumped the gun haha
>>751206829New Super Mario Bros and Mario Wonder are on Switch 1, compatible with Switch 2
>>751206630Yes
>>751206238I'm pretty sure it took a lot more than six bottles to make that guy's vest.
>>751206879Retard saw the fanny pack in the OP and thought it was a gun holster
>>751206879third worlder seething about americans, so just another day that ends with y
>>751206085This is the only game-autism thing I do. It's fine.
>>751206626When I was just a lad looking for my true vocationMy father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberationThough you could be a doctor or perhaps a financierMy boy, why not consider a more challenging career?
>>751206950Physical or digital only?
>>751206238Alright, big guy. What do *you* do during your lunch break?
>>751207219Physical
>>751207219Both. And all Switch 1 games in general are upgraded on Switch 2. Better FPS, Faster loading time, even some graphical upgrades for some.
>>751207264At my last job I had a wank in the toilets during my lunch break. Not the anon you replied to btw.
>>751205693I like to do the tony hawk pro skater 4 idle animations when I stand around
>>751205442Didn't this guy got busted after taking a shit in a diaper while at someone else's home?
>>751205442why are they like this?
>>751205442Why are they like this?
>>751205740>All those third party games>Which are higher priced and worse than other platformsLol. LMAO even. Shitch poo is proving to be the premier platform of india.>>751205442
To be honest, there isnt anything worth getting on the switch 2. Too much shovelware, casual games and movieslop.
>>751207679Switch 1 was only recently made available in India (probably to bolster the sales numbers and beat PS2's fake high score). Switch 2 isn't available in India officially. Are you dense?
>>751205442Based autism chad
I think high-functioning autists hate low-functioning autists more than normal people do
>>751207639they grew up without a father figure
>>751206412Your family is ashamed of your existence
>>751207870I don't care, fren. I'm living for myself. Stop being a wagecuck and you'll see there's more to life than living for other retards.
>>751205672The same thing that made the guy in the video behave they way he does.
>>751205851streamers are on the same level as prostitutes
so long...
>>751207859>Built like a bag of milkGrim.
>>751207914>insta replyoh yeah, there's that cope
>>751208045Back to work wagie
>>751205442What is he actually meant to be doing here?What is he even ranking?
>>751207993>bluesky may as well be dead
Uh oh, snoy melty
>>751207291>>751207342I shall boughted New Super Mario Bros
>>751207828We also hate retards more than normalfags do.
>>751208069let's see that roach infested room neet
>>751208210mush mush wagie, back to the wagecage like the good goy you are
>>751205442Yes! Buy it now!
>>751207993Not a tendie but stuff like this makes me sad
>>751208073Seems pretty obvious from the shirt that it's character animations for finishing a race in Mario Kart.
>>751205442this is literally how I picture every tendie looking like
>>751208247>superior neet life
>>751208410keep coping
>>751208424
>>751205851this tendie always break me kek
>>751208462? you're the one getting mad by constantly replying and replying to my initial post with wagie propaganda in the first placekwab
>>751205442>>751205591You don't fit in here. We ALL have PC Master Race Compliant Battlestation Rigs and we ALL play ALL of our games on them. The definitive experience for ANY Switch 2 game is emulation and recomp at 4K 360 FPS (title screen only).
>>751205817>since you already have a computerYou and your ilk are just so exhausting. No, not all of us are PC gamers. You know this site is also home to /g/, right? Where the Thinkpad was the go-to /g/entooman device for 20 years? Can a librebooted Thinkpad run Switch 2 emulation? And what about playing elsewhere besides your "battlestation"? What about just having a working fucking console?
How much does it cost to get a good Switch setup?>console>pro controller>3 games>1 year online subscription
>>751205442god I fucking hate autistic people
Buy a switch 2 to play resident evil 6 mercenaries no mercy. It finally runs at 60 frames on it. And buy nothing else.
>>751208712Console is four fiddyController is 803 games is about 2101 year online is 500
>>751205442>1st place>holds up 2 fingersnever got that
>>751208929Hating people with mental disabilities is not cool, broTendies are the way they are because nintendo lobotomized them
You probably already know the answer to that. Do you like the games? Then yes. Are you looking for a handheld and nothing else catches your eye? Then yes. The first party library isn't huge at the moment, but it is filled with bangers you can't play anywhere else and it also improves most of your sw1 games free of charge or for 20 bucks in some cases and running 4k or 1080p in handheld is dope. As a third party player, it's a decent handheld and it's basically impossible to find an alternative priced as good.
>>751208929Why do you hate yourself?>>751209184Please don't be serious
>>751206490there's a small rubber cap on the end that gets worn out and when it gets worn out the chair becomes REALLY hard to move back and forth, so instead of swapping it out or cleaning it, they just cut open old tennis balls and stick it in there so the chair can glide smoothly across the ground again.
>>751206490Nigger did you grow up in a barn? >>751206496Raiders is better than bananza thoughbeit
>>751209225>first party library isn't huge at the moment, but it is filled with bangersRecommend some
>>751205442sure, why not? Any games you want to play on it?
>>751209491OOTFEFWBananzaMKWRaiders Yoshi Bellabel Park with the training mode is cool
>>751209545>>751209567How long can the switch 2 play those games in handheld mode
>>751208929Don't be so hard on yourself
>>751205442I find it real easy to stroke to this video
>>751208929:(
>>751205821Why is he
My disabled cousin loves his Switch
ITT: these are the quirk chunguses that are breeding...
>>751209954that's me
>>7512097453-4 hours
>>751209976We're desperate for white babies even from fat and derpy parents. Do you want the brown to take over?
>>751207559Nothing wrong with shitting yourself in someone’s house
>>751205851>
>>751210371Pedotendie in its natural habitat
>>751205442I love this video.Its like watching a skinwalker trying to mimic human emotions.
>>751210745It’s kinda hot right?
>>751210864Well, anon, i wont judge a man by what makes his dick hard. I know what works for me and plenty of folk would find me disgusting for it
>>751210061Hmmmm
