Malon this, Saria that, Ruto the other; when are we going to talk about the cute girls in Castle Town?
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there's only one girl for me
bros literally just posting every female in the area
>>751224687and that's good. I hope he posts every single female character in the entire game
>>751224165what a qt
>>751224165weird that nobody's posting impa in these threads
>>751224165>>751224228>>751224279>>751224338>>751224410Generic homogenized faces. Pretty, but boring.
>>751225396>faceblind autist tries to comment on facesPlease, cease. None of these have a shared face
>>751225509Didn't say they shared the same face. Yet, they are all within the realm of the generic.
>>751224165I haven't played Zelda in decades... are the people all elves in Hyrule? In the 2D era I thought they were human, but you couldn't tell anyway due to the pixels.
>>751225854They're human, but with pointy ears so they can better hear the goddesses. Also they are ambiguously related to the Kokiri, so they might be on a sliding scale between them and round-ears. Gerudos are in the same boat.
>>751225396>muh clonesevery game uses clones. it makes no sense to spend hours on non essential npcs
>>751224165Why are none of them negroes? We need diversity. The midterms are over, this means DEI is back.
>>751226819Because Hyrule is its own geographic region separated from the rest of Earth as revealed in Zelda II where it turns out that Link is both Christian and a foreigner.
>>751226959I don't think you got the memo. Video games are supposed to be a political battle arena. Representation is a weapon against bigotry. Fantasy is always supposed to reflect America.
>>751225694None of these people look the same either, you're just brown and all white people look the same to you
>>751227168Nice try, but white people think those guys good similarly generic.
>>751224165All the women have bloomers in castle town except her. I checked. Even the yellow cucco girl has some.
>>751227415>white people think those guys good similarly generic.Very interesting larp, maybe the severe ESL takes away from it a bit though
>>751227558It's a super popular meme image that has made its rounds on social media. I know you're a true 4chan purists, so you would never be caught dead on those other platforms. So you will just have to take me on my word that many white people found the image funny for how similarly generic the guys are.
>>751227720>Here's my brown understanding and experience of what white people thinkI'm seriously laughing at how retarded you are dude, this is the brownest shit I ever read
>>751224410I love her
>>751224165>>751224228>>751224279>>751224338>>751224410Lose the lips and we'll talk
>>751224761bro didn't pull through
They all look infinitely better without the soulless lipstick
>>751232106I want to relieve itchy girl
>>751224165>>751224228>>751224279>>751224338>>751224410I bet they molest kokiri boys
>>751224228>>751224165>>751224279>>751224338>>751224410literally the only good thing to come out of this retarded remake
