Post yfw encountering the ultimate lifeform
>bald>gigantic pulsating weak-spot on chest>giant ugly clawWesker really was pathetic
Could they not afford to give him pants?
>>751273697Nah, the pants budget had to be re-assigned and merged into the claw budget.
>>751273342>minus 100 millionsnothin personnell
>>751273342hahohohohahaahahahaha
>>751273929Chris?
>>751273342>Ultimate lifeform>Can't even hold anything for shit with that left hand
>>751274027hahahahha
>>751273342THIS is the enemy Bioweapon?!
>>751273342>Ultimate>not a crab
>>751274043S-STOP IT!
>>751273697It was laundry day.
>>751273342This guy would stomp him.
>>751274140But why did they put the Tyrant in the washing machine? Was Umbrella retarded?
Why is it that in RE some infected bosses stay sentient but others don't and transform into mindless bioweapons? Take that guy Simmons in re6. He makes a big deal about being infected but after turning into a TAUR WITH A FUCKING ORGANIC MINIGUN he stays lucid for the whole fight. And he can change from human to monster at will. Even after the last transformation when he's turning into an ugly fly he can revert back. So what? You get super powers and you're pissed? Even a train running on your ass wasn't enough to kill you I'd say it's a welcome change.
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>>751274253It was tyrant in the washing machine day too.
>>751274334In-lore explanation: Most people get fucked by the virus(es), and only very few have the proper genetic makeup to actually get transformed.Actual explanation:>caring about RE lore >at allLOL
stop it :/
>>751274402Oh, I see. That makes sense, thank you for that additional information that sheds new light on my initial assumption.
>>751274334The answer is that RE's story goes full retard from Code Veronica onwards. That's when the anime bullshit instant transformations start. RE1-3 were bioweapons with limited intelligence that were either lab-made monsters or victims of a virus.
>>751274334If I had to guess, the other strain is used for rapid mass outbreak, while the other was for making more sentient creatures, researching intelligent bows or super power virus. Ada-clone probably wanted Simmons to suffer anyway, hence she went for the one that keeps him sentient. Given time, he probably would have lost it as well.
>>751273342My close encounter with the ultimate life form
>>751273342Let's see how your 'ultimate lifeform' fairs against several boxes worth of .44 Magnum!
>>751275789hed fall over and take a power nap but then hes right back at you
>>751273342All the powers of a tall guy in kevlar with an axe with abnormally low IQ...
>>751273342why it has heart exposed its the most retarded version of putting a tail a donkey
>>751274157This guy's only weakness is him being shot in the muscles.But overall he's stupidly fast and hits stupidly hard...just not in the Demake.
>>751273482It wasn't finishedThe finished product is a MrX
>>751282821>can shoot his stupid little hat right off his head>Weak to rocket launchersWhat was Unbrella thinking?
I sware on me mum I saw some shitty movie once where the monster had a big claw hand like that. I thought 'damn so that's where they got the tyrant.' But I forgot what it was.
>>751273342Did you guys saw the new RE movie?It was a total shit show.Without the title I don't even knew I was watching a RE movie.
Do you think Concord took more money to make then this dumb ass thing?
>>751273342Btw buy our superweapon.It's just $120 millon and you get with it a trench coat and a small fedora
>>751283668bro, you have no idea.
>>751275803lol i loved this guy as raiden
>>751274334his yellow fever was just that powerful
>>751283523Tyrant is a combination of Mean Machine from Dredd 1995
>>751273697*Clothes sold separately *
>>751283694An f35 would annihilate that thing
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>>751283810And the clone things in the tanks at the end of the same movie.
>>751279848it originally wasn't a heart in earlier drafts of the game, it was an organ that puffed out airborne t virus
Resident evil 1 - modded to hell
>>751275373qrd on the nice cock meme?I love it but I have no idea where it came from
>>751283872Yes you could but you can put a fedora on your jet or tank?Didn't think so.Destroyed by facts and logic.
>>751283872Even in the games they could only get a mutual wipe when dropped directly on top of a special forces team.
>>751274157How do you go from "zombies" to "flying god-like monstrosity" in a matter of hours?DOGS OF THE AMS
>>751284464>god-like>all he knows how to do is fly in a circle around you and throw stuffCome to think of it, that's actually all of the mainline HotD final bosses. Except 4, I guess.
>>751284839Imagine you start fighting zombies at the Spencer mansion, and by the end of the game you're fighting a golden flying Tyrant with the universe as a background.
>>751283598It's a modern Hollypedo movie, of course it's shit.Worse yet, it's tailor made for the capeshit audience.Watch The Cycle for a cool horror flick. Shit, even the End of Oak Street is better than that post modern slop.
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>>751283694Do they not feed these ones? Why can't they run? What kind of assassin can't fucking run?
>>751273929>>751274027>>751274043>>751274085kek
Why does the nigga in CV look so goofy?
>>751273342THIS is your savior?you say this FAILURE?is your savior?
