/v/ bros, we won. /pol/ lost.Nintendo just announced a series of new remakes, vowed to make Switch 2 the remake consoles.https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/11/nintendos-classic-remakes-for-switch-2-are-seemingly-just-getting-startedThere are enough Zelda remakes in the works to effectively turn this board into a forever Nintendo and coomer game board, as it was always intended.We will get to replay the same games for the next sixty years. We won
>>751274165How fucking creatively bankrupt is this goddamn company that they are just regurgitating shitty, sterile, safe remakes of all their best games?Why not just play the fucking original?
I have souless remake fatigue
>>751274165>NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED 5 NEW REMAKESSource on that?
>>751274325>Why not just play the fucking original?Because zoomers are retards that will eat it up mindlessly and not play original because "jank"
>Switch is just full priced Wii U ports and full priced ports of third parties everyone already played>Switch 2 is just Switch 2 editions of Switch games, full priced ports of third parties everyone already played, and remakesAnd I should buy a Switch 2 because...
Remakes people actually want:>Super Mario 64>Donkey Kong 64>Pokémon Black & White>Metroid Prime 2>Wind Waker>Majora's Mask>a real Star Fox 64 remake>Star Fox Adventures based on the original game>Eternal Darkness>Super Mario Sunshine>Wave Race>F-Zero GX
The games they need to remake, but you'll toadstools are cowards:The Mysterious Murasame CastleMach RiderFamicom Mukashibanashi: Shin OnigashimaSteel DiverSpecial Tee Shot
>>751274165nooooooo only resident evil is allowed to make remake after remake and have a rabid fanbase that overhypes their mid ass games nooooooooo
>>751274165May we see their names?
ENOUGH WITH THE DEMAKES
>>751274843Because old games are better than new ones. Making the Switch 2 the king of old game accessibility.
>>751274325Putting chips on the safe bet in these times is a sound strategy.
more uninspired remakes for the uninspired console
>and none of them is related to F-Zero
ITT: NO ONE READ THE ARTICLE NOT EVEN OP.
>>751275086That's PC, actually. I can play every old game in existence instead of playing garbage remakes. Don't have to beg for ports either.
>>751274985Murasame Mystery Castle and Star Tropics actually could be great, though if they were modernized the games would practically be reboots or full-on reimaginings like Kid Icarus Uprising
>>751274424I thought jank and dated tech were hip with the kids, that old games had this "liminal appeal" for them
>>751275238oh shit i didn't even think of startropics
>omg no!! remakes are keeping us from getting new games...even though we're getting new games!Kys faggots.
>nintendo confirms they will make more remakes in the future just like every major game company ever>OP makes up the part where nintendo are making 5 remakes right now
let me guess... mario 64 remake, majora's mask, kirby planet robot, luigi's mansion 1
>>751275340Mind broken double think goyslave
super metroid yoshis island mario 64 f-zero x mystery nigger remake
>>751275340The same team that took 7 years to make the botw dlc spent 3 years on the ootr. Which means yes, we’re not getting a new Zelda any time soon because of the remake.
>>751274165don't we already know about Super Metroid getting a remake?
>>751275775we do?
>>751274325>Why not just play the fucking original?This basically is the original.
>>751274325>How fucking creatively bankrupt is this goddamn company that they are just regurgitating shitty, sterile, safe remakes of all their best games?You will buy it anyways.There is an entire board on 4chan dedicated to a certain franchise that is 70% remakes and remasters.
>hotel mario>mario paint>Zelda 2>exitebike>super hornio
>>751274165dkc trilogy
>>751274325>How fucking creatively bankrupt is this goddamn companyyou say this as if it's only a nintendo problem
>>751274851They are not going to remake any of that.Enjoy Mario 64 3 and Yoshi Island 5I can already smell the manufactured hype and paid reviews.
>>751276209
Why have they never properly remadethe Satellaview remake for Zelda 1 doesn't count Zelda 1 and 2 despite those being the hardest Zelda games for most people to get into?
>>751276179The last Nintendo game I bought with my own money was Warioland 4 for the Gameboy Advance.
>>751274165The only remake i'm remotely interested in is the original 2d zeldas and theres 0 chance they do that because it would actually require effort
>>751275019Mario and Zelda
Nostalgic 40 year olds are the only people who can afford a new console right now, might as well pander to them.
Didn't one of the leakers who was right about Star Fox 64 say there would be other remakes? I think he mentioned Super Metroid or Star Fox Adventures.
>>751274424Retarded thing to say when the only people excited for the OOT remake are Funko Pop Soilennials who keep trying to capture their youthkys
>>751276280Fuck no. They would ruin the tone.DKC1 could never be made today.
>>751274165I'm so fucking tired of remakes. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the original. In most cases it is still the superior experience.
>>751276469They ported them a couple of times. I remember there was that Zelda collection on Gamecube? I assume they ported them since then.
>>751274325when a majority of your seniors are behind the developing team and you have a bunch of younger generation practicing future titles with remakes as their first job. Chrono Resurrection when.
>>751274325>How fucking creatively bankrupt is this goddamn company that they are just regurgitating shitty, sterile, safe remakes of all their best games?Follow the leader
>>751274165>Nate Bihldorff: “There are fans of every single IP that we have out there. Of course, having new games in those series is wonderful, and I look forward to them as much as anyone else does, but there’s also a deep satisfaction in revisiting games that were very, very special, like Ocarina of Time… But it’s also important to think about how many people had never played the original, and for them, the remake of Ocarina of Time is going to be an absolutely brand-new, 2026 experience, and one that I just cannot wait for them to get their hands on.”https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/11/nintendos-classic-remakes-for-switch-2-are-seemingly-just-getting-startedYou idiots didn't actually read the article
>>751274165The chuds won, you mean.
It's time for a Zelda 2 remake. I feel it in the air.
Not surprising after OOTr recieced universal praise
>>751277002Capcom just released Pragmata and a new Onimusha this year. When was the last time Nintendo took a chance on a big budget game with a new IP or a sequel for one that had been dead for years?
I don’t want anymore babyfied remakes
why does game development take such a long time? at first it was fully modeling landscapes and stories, but now we have voice acting in different languages (nine at most).
>anything but making a new game>you will buy a 30 year old game for $60
>>751274851>Pokémon Black & WhiteOnly autistic trannoids want this shit
Nintendo won
>>751277307the fact they kinda started one on SNES and never finished it pisses me right off
>>751277659>
Reminder that it's rumored Nightdive might actually be doing an Eternal Darkness remaster/remake
>>751274165The only one who needs one is Mario Sunshine because its actual legit garbage to play through.
>>751274165old games, new money. why take ANY risks, amiright?!
>>751274325>How fucking creatively bankrupt is this goddamn companytake a step back and look at the industry as a whole instead of just the company you dont like
>>751274165Major as mask and Twilight Princess are locked in. What would the other three remakes be? The oracle games and Link to the Past?
>>751274165>>751274325Nintendo has two goals with remakes1. Training younger staff for their evergreen IPs (Ocarina of Time)2. Getting an outside developer to inherit the IP going forward (Star Fox 64, Famicom Detective Club, Return of Samus, etc)Remasters like Donkey Kong Country Returns or Luigi's Mansion 2 are basically just padding since they already have an in-house developer who can work on those IPs with new original entries
>>751277437Bananza
>>751274851>>Majora's MaskThis is probably already on the way
>>751274851>Prime 2They're just gonna dump that on the Gamecube app and you know it
>>751277776Enjoy your 96 rated universally praised Nintendo remake of OOT, PC vegan!
>>751277543>anything but making a new game>He doesn't know about Metroid
>>751274165Switch 2A rehashed console, with a rehashed library
>>751274843>>Switch is just full priced Wii U ports and full priced ports of third parties everyone already played>>Switch 2 is just Switch 2 editions of Switch games, full priced ports of third parties everyone already played, and remakesIf this were the case, how could the switch 2 be ports of switch 1 games when there are no switch 1 games, only wii u ports?
SM64 remake IS the new 3D Mario. Switch 2 is doing the GBA/3DS approach.
Nintendo still won
When is Wind Waker HD getting a Switch port?
>>751278275Switch 2 editions of BotW and NSMBU exist. There are Switch 1 games the same way there are PS5 games, but there's so little of them you can round it down to zero.
fucking great...i guess we aren't getting any substantial original releases this gen then
>>751277002I like Capcom remakes, though (at least the ones made by the RE2R/RE4R team.)
>>751274165F-ZERO bros, here we go!!!
>>751274851>Super Mario 64remake can be 1:1 can be left as is>Donkey Kong 64Needs fixing and improvements, so much so it's best to make a new one>Pokémon Black & WhiteDoesn't really need it; would be free money>Metroid Prime 2Just a remaster is fine, doesn't need to be remade>Wind WakerNeeds to be reimagined entirely into a full complete game>Majora's MaskToo delicate to do for modern nintendo imo>a real Star Fox 64 remakejust got one>Star Fox Adventures based on the original gameneeds to be a new title entirely>Eternal Darknessnever played it>Super Mario Sunshinedoesn't need anything>Wave Racemaybe a series reboot>F-Zero GXdoesn't need anything
ok but what about new game?
>>751274165/v/rowns lost actually
>>751280491you got botw a decade ago you greedy bastard
>>751274165Nintendo needs to make some games for persons of color. Where is Legend of D'Zelda? Why she always be white.They had a chance to finally fix Ocarina, and give the world the brown Zelda we deserve, but they messed it up again.Waiting till the Switch 5 remake now.
woah more marioslop nintendosisters we are winning
>>751274325Bethesda? Rockstar?
>>751274165>Ziotendo is so innovative!Literally just seen this posted on twatter, extremely grim.
>>751274851If you need to stress the need for a real SF64 remake might aswell throw a real diamond and pearl remake while you're at it.
>>751277002Thank God for Capcom, as they balance good modern games alongside a remake in a reasonable dev cycle. Oh yeah, and the RE2 Remake literally fixed the entire RE franchise after the dogturds of 5,6 and Rev 1/2.
>>751281063Why are you browsing twitter? Are you a woman or a fag?
>>751274165Where did you get 5?
I just can't wait a single second to not play them like I did with oot.
>>751278184>rehash of dread with even more marvel capeshitBravo
>>751282041Twitter is the center of the internet, 4chan and this board in particular are nothing more than a pedo echo chamber, and all the pedo shit leads to nintendo and their fans.
>>751283340What newly released games do you buy?
>>751283361>Twitter is the center of the internetOkay? And you value the center of just the internet because.....?
>>751283858The last one was Mina the Hollower. Pretty great because:>no money spent on disgusting 3d realistic graphics>no voice acting>minimal cutscenes compared to AAA shit>actual challenge, little handholding>only 20 bucks, got it on sale for 15, so you know they didn't spend the money on frivolous nonsense like realism or fancy lighting or whatever
>>751284085Nevermind, you're that autistic adult who owns nothing and can't play anything that isn't pixeltranny. Forget I inquired.
>>751284224>pixel games are bad because.....????Dilate, AAA troon.
>>751284284Sure.
>Of course, having new games in those series is wonderful>but
>Article: Nintendo may make more remakes for Switch 2, possibly>OP, after taking several cocks out of his mouth:NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED 5 NEW REMAKESWhat the fuck is wrong with this board, genuinely? This isn't even funny shitposting.
So far the OOT remake is pretty damn good, can't wait to see how well the Shadow and Spirit Temples hold up. I hope the Master Quest dlc datamines end up being real.
>>751284652What series? Every nintendo property that people actually play has already or is getting a new game except 3d mario and zelda but honestly I wouldn't hold your breath. There isn't a snowball's chance in hell Nintendo hasn't at least started production on a new Zelda game.
>>751284780>So far the OOT remake is pretty damn goodAgreed
>>751274851majora's mask, mario 64, mario sunshine would be great
>>751285139>>751284780I got burnt out on this remake. I can't stand all of the NPCs talking so much. It's like watching a movie, it's boring. And my goodness, the cutscenes are terrible. It's so blatant that Nintendo wants to be like sony.
>>751274165>Hire a bunch of new people>Just put out a bunch of remakes that AI could do on its own
>>751276179>You will buy it anyways.But i don't own a switch 2 and this catalog of ugly remakes certainly isn't providing me with any reason to buy one.
>>751277002I mean Capcom really came out swinging this year with RE9, Pragmata and Onimusha. I'd argue they're the last japanese dev to have a decent dev cycle without relying on shovelware-tier slop like Nintendo.
>instead of prioritizing fresh new experiences, pivot into demaking and casualizing beloved classicsnaruhodo
>>751283858Honestly, the only studios that interest me anymore are RGG and Fromsoft, but Yakuza Kiwami 3 was ass and i'm not interested in online From games like Nightrein and Duskbloods, so it's back to the TF2 mines for me.
>>751285303What games do you enjoy?
>>751277605At this point I rather they just put them on eshop. How can you remake two games of the same region?
>>751286071Can relate. Duskbloods is gonna use shitty P2P for its online, so I'd rather enjoy some TF2.
>>751286071Only one reply per user please. >>751286161You're replying to yourself.
>>751274165Majora’s MaskWind WakerTwilight PrincessPhantom HourglassSpirit TracksYou’re welcome!
>>751286101Just spent about 20 hours doing P-ranks in Pizza Tower.
>>751286228;)
>>751274165>NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED 5 NEW REMAKESno they didn't
>>751274851>>Super Mario SunshineTrying to sneak that one there, huh?
>>751286231>Spirit TracksI'll pass on that one
>>751286232You're that autistic gay adult who defends child porn and only plays pixeltranny or esports, right? Forget I inquired. I don't need your opinion.
>>751277997>that doesn’t count because of “arbitrary reason”
>>751286321Sorry, I don't believe liars.
>>751286450>>751286393Someone's having a melty.
>>751274851>Pokémon Black & WhiteNobody wants this from modern Game Freak
>>751286476Just a monday for me. You good? You seem on edge lately.
>>751274985>Mach RiderMan this is a pipe dream but could you imagine an open world GTA3 or Vice City scaled Mach Rider game with mid-tier graphics made by one of the EDP teams where you free roam and collect bounties, and commit crimes? It wouldn't have to be a massive open world, just densely packed and I bet it would be fun as hell. Would make for a radically different game than anything Nintendo has made in a while, kinda filling in the niche that Gheist or Eternal Darkness occupied.
>>751286228>>751286450I'm afraid not.
>>751286747I'm just a little baffled from your display last night, when you claimed that steam DRM was mandatory and couldn't be removed without bricking your game. Guess you've been trying to bury that all day.
>>751286886Unfortunately I still don't believe you. Sorry, PC vegan.
>>751284085>Giving Yachtclub your money Lol. Lmao, even. I pirated Mina and dropped it after a bit because it was just nostalgiabait for the gbc.
>>751286961>it was just nostalgiabait for people who value gameplay over muh realistic graphicsBASED
>>751286947Ah so your temper tantrum today is revenge for a temper tantrum someone gave you last night. You know you can just relax and not cry over everything, right PC vegan?
>>751274851>a real Star Fox 64 remakeIn a 33 year span, there have been just 10 Star Fox games. Four of them are Star Fox 64, which in itself is just a remake of the original SNES Star Fox. And Guard is just a bonus tower defence game included with one of these remakes.So there have really only been four true sequels which consist of:>an unfinished cancelled game that took over 20 years to release officially>a completely different game that got the Star Fox branded slapped on in the last minute>a weird RTS-like game with bizarre branching story paths which seemed obsessed with having Fox getting cucked because Krystal would run off into the arms of a Black Panther>an actually honest attempt at a sequel released over 20 years agoNo more remaking it. Just let the fucking series either die or progress.
>>751274165But what about new games?
>>751287020>for a temper tantrum someone gave you last night. >"someone"
>company makes a remake>they don't add anything newage of empires 2 got it right
>>751286949
>>751274165Not gonna lie I'd absolutely go for a Majora remake now that I beat the Ocarina remake. They need to redo the item system though, only having one active slot and having that ps3 menu shit to switch items is not doing it for me. Should make it like the Ocarina songbook where there's multiple rows and you can see everything you have at a glance.
>>751287097Yup someone. I don't hate DRM enough to care about it at all. DRM is harmless. In fact I support DRM. You may start seething at me.
>>751287248You can just stop since I know you're the same person. You aren't at all subtle or sneaky lil retard bro.
>>751284657The end result of Poe's Law.
>>751274325it's the entire world bro, nothing new happens anymore
>>751287375>I support DRM
Remake super metroid
>>751287503Good boye ~<3
Pokemon black and white would be a sick ass remake if they did it right
>>751274325It's the economy. Big games based on new ideas both cost tons of money and has tons of risk in that the game turns out to not be profitable. There are a lot of games out there to play, especially on PC. That massive amount of supply has a downward pressure on price and gamers instinctively know it. It is why PC gamers are cheap. Why pay $60 when there is a sale and you can get a game that is just as fun for $15. These big companies know that if they make a game that appeals to no one, they lost tons of money. And they know that if they make a game that appeals to a wide variety of gamers, then it is more likely they will make a profit, especially if they throw in battle passes, lootboxes, shark cards, etc.Games are cheap nowadays. Games used to be expensive. It has been a common trend in the past 5 decades that goods have become cheap. Video games are no different. Video games are so cheap now that the math doesn't work out for game companies to innovate and try new ideas out like they used to.
>>751274851where is super metroid
>>751274165Im excited about MM, I still haven't played the new OoT
>>751274165Gimmie Kid Icarus Uprising already
>>751274165I'm not stupid enough to click links on 4chan.Can someone post what games are being remade?
How the fuck do journalists get away with these dishonest ass headlines? NOWHERE in the article is the claim of the headline substantiated. Nowhere.
>>751274851I want twilight princess
Majora MaskMario SunshineF-ZeroGoldeneyeOgre Battle 64
>>751288501Fucking whyI get if you grew up with it as a kid you think it needs a remake, but it doesn't. It has everything it needs in the HD remaster. On top of that, Midna is the worst companion we've ever, EVER had and making her an integral part of gameplay was obnoxious. She's as Mary Sue as it gets, Zant fucking sucks, and Ganondorf has absolutely no buildup or presence in the entire game. If you think a Remake would fix any of that, you're naive to how this works. The less time focusing on Twilight Snorefest the better.
>>751274424It's not just zoomers. My millenial friend who I have been friends with for over half my life and have been trying to get to play OoT for the last 20 years just went out and bought the remake. "Newer is always better" is a mentality held by the masses, not just the newer generations. If they weren't there for the original, they won't go "back".
Majora Mask is definitely comingThere were rumors about a Super Metroid Remake a while agoNext 3D Mario could be a remake too
>>751287429
>>751276919Damn. Why is he so sexy? He needs correction.
>>751274165niggers really love eating recycled garbage. I want new shit.
>>751289047THIS IS THE NEW SHIT
>>751274851none of these games need remakes
>>751288976
>>751274165>More slopI have goyim fatigue
>>751274165Nintendo is now a cancer on gaming as a whole.
>>751274851i want a kirby super star remake that includes crystal shards
>>751289096once hollywood went full remake and woke bullshit mode I stopped caring about movies. same with video games: once people just reboot games and start remaking them they lost any claim to creativity.
>>751274851Nobody wants pokemon remakes after BDSP
>>751274851>>a real Star Fox 64 remakeOh yeah, we totally need this done a fifth fucking time or whatever. It's not like they could remake 2 or make a new entry to replace it in the new canon.
>>751274325everyone is replayer their game from time to time, this isn't turdwrangler 2 : Poop them all remaster that come out of nowhere every week
Has no one been paying attention? Do you guys not read Q reports or interviews?They announced this four years ago and repeated it multiple times.The biggest obstacle for AAA games are inflated budgets and dev times.For example:Donkey Kong Country 1>18 months dev time>$1m dev budget (adj. for inflation)>$120 msrp (adj. for inflation)>10m salesDK Tropical Freeze>3 year dev time>$85m dev budget>$60 msrp>6m salesThe numbers just don't add up anymore, so in 2022 they said (multiple times) that their upcoming plan was to make a series of low budget smaller scale fast games to drive down costs while also training up their core team.OoT only cost $40m to make and took under 3 years. Star Fox cost $25m and took 18 months.It's not just remakes. Splat Raiders was also part of this initiative ($50m budget, 22 months). Metroid Ravenous and Kirby are also included.
>>751275074>>751274985>>751274851>>751274330Castlevania SOTN demo release on SNES.Also when Castlevania 64 remake?
>>751274851I'm not interested in any of those except maybe Wave Race 64, would be interesting to see if they can max out water graphics.
>>751274165Nobody wants remakes. Just make a new fucking game. This entire gen has been nothing but 90% remakes.
>>751274851Make it so
>>751290756Like MP4? Nah I'll take a fun faithful critically acclaimed remake over your idea.
>>751274851>>Super Mario 64Stopped reading.Kys you're self.
>>751274165THANKS NINTENDO FANS YOU ALWAYS PROVE US WHY YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORSE OF THE THREE (especially now sony lost it's fanboys LOL)
>>751274851We really shouldn't trust anyone with pokemon remakes after the last few...
>>751277997>hey look which very popular character we haven't gave them their own game in long while just got it's new 3d platformer
>>751291751*bestThe worst in order is:SteamiesSnoysXbotsTendies
Majora Mask Wii U Fan Remake finally will become Real now do Mario 64 HD Remake and i can finally die in peace
>>751274165FUCK YES!!!!! WE LOVE REMAKES!!!!!!!!!
"Consumers" deserve to waste their earnings on stale UE remakes they drop after 2 hours to go back to FIFA until they are no longer retarded goycattle.
>>751274165I’d love to beat coomers to death with my bare hands, consistently make the gayest and demonic threads on this site
>>751289717fuck off back to biz, jeet
>snoys crying about nintendo>again
>>751274165Can they remake OoT again with proper graphics please?
Nintendo won and it feels pretty good.
>>751277102This board is dead.
>>751274325because forced cetitan
i never understood people compllaining about remakes, just pirate them if money is the problem here
>>751284284Are you blind toon, pixel games are not the norm because polygons exists.
>>751291864who the fuck cares about snoy and xbot? they are fucking dead and people only care about the value of game pass and maybe fifa or cod in the ps5 (if they are normies/niggers)
>>751292246This but also Steam
>>751292184I'd prefer a new game
>>751274165I'm not gonna deny there's been some loss of soul at Nintendo but I'm also not going to pretend like incrementally upgrading classics isn't how the industry worked in the 80s and to some extent the 90s. I have no problem with Naughty Dog constantly remaking The Last of Us either, and in Nintendo's case I think it eats up less of their dev time.
>>751274335>no replies>article's own source: polygonwowie
>>751294006it's not even stated in the article either, OP just made it up and retards here gobble it up
>>751274165I decided to read the article to see if OP was a fag and you guys will never guess the answer.
>>751274165Article says nothing lol. Good thread
>the most nothingburger article followed by misinformation that OP pulled out of his assA zelda seething thread died for this
>>751292246FIFA and CoD normies will always be worse than Mario normies in my eyes. At least Bing Bing Wahoo resembles an actual game.
>>751294645Nothingburger like the switch 2 jailbreak and emulation?
Where is my Earthbound and Super Metroid Remakes Nintendo?
>>751274424Zoomers don't care about this shit. Only nostalgiaslop loving tendielennials do.
>>751295284Mother1-3 in the promotional clay style would be pretty cool.
