Welp, guess that’s it for switch 2 hacking…>https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/68473Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family group. Coming soon…
I am having a blast on my newly updated Switch 2
>>751289513Does this mean releases that require this update can't be emulated?
>>751291425nah, shit is going to get blown openAI will break anything
>>751291519Like you anass
downloading firmware onto PC and transferring it to Switch 2?
>>751289513why would I update when a jailbreak without the games are inevitable?or I can emulate.
>>751289513>Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family group. Coming soon…this is fucking crazy. Nintendo gets raped, quite literally, by evil hackers and thieves. and what do they do? they respond by giving out free shit. i mean we really should applaud them for just being extraordinary people
>>751292023I'm still waiting for a softmod for my post 2018 switch 1
Do not update
>>751291519AI will break the GTA6 preload open and unleash it into the wild web by FridayScreencap this
>>751292231I'm white though.
>>751292319there are 100% jailbreak or hypervisor hacks being held back for the gta launch.ill laugh if we get a PC recompile before december.
>>751292191but they are not giving anything, just adding the ability to buy games for family and friends using your account
>>751292378lol you fucking wish
Chances Metroid ships with 23.0.1 and not 23.5.0?
>>751292501very low
>ImWytTho : SAAR UPDOOT SAAR
>>751289513None of this matters anymore, hackers have the whole system at their fingertips, recomps and emulation are already here, there's nothing Nintendo can do.
>>751289513Tranny I have already downloaded OoT, I ain't updating until there is a jailbreak
will there be another hack before metroid ravenous?
>>751289513I have no idea how the family NSO stuff works. if I have a buddy that I want to digitally gift a game , could I use this somehow?
>>751292730Probably requires that you are friends with one another
>>751289513>Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family group.I'm still safe from being gifted AIslop hentai shovelware from the anons on my friendlist
>>751289513>Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family group. Coming soon…This shit should have been a thing since the last switch.
how will vibe coded emulators get new roms now?
>>751292501>releases end of januarydepends on if they started printing cartridges for it, releases end of january and I've heard they usually they start printing 2 months from release, I wouldn't be surprised if they started early to get around christmas shipping times so this might be the last game compatible with the old firmwareit could go either way
>>751294548This shit bothers me. Unreleased patches announced and people make definitive statements like they've attempted anything on that firmware.I get the premise, though. Doesn't mean anyone should be making "it's impossible now" statements without trying.
>>751292578>hackers have the whole system at their fingertipswrong
>>751294548>releasing the expolit without first getting kernel accessfuck me man
>>751294627>Unreleased patches announcednigga it's out
>>751294548HAHAHAHA NINTENDO WINS AGAIN! ENJOY YOUR LITTLE DEMO PIRATES, NOW PONY UP AND BUY A SWITCH 2 IF YOU WANT THE FULL EXPERIENCE
>Claude hack the switch 2 again>get kernel access>make no mistakes!
>thinking this will stop anyoneuhm sissy, fable 5.2 just released
>>751289513>Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family groupneat. it would be cool if you could do it online, but I know they'll ruin its potential by making it only doable in person like the game cart lending
Well pirate bros, we had our fun. The free trial is over. Switch 2 is hack proof once again.
Can we all agree to SHUT THE FUCK UP about exploits before we get something that can not be patched?! PLEASE?!
>>751289513>they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family groupI don't really like that nintendo is only limiting cool shit like this to NSO family group only. I wish we can lend and gift games to friends too
>>751295081NONONONONOOOOOOOOI NEED TO SMUGLY BRAG ON /V/ AND TIKTOK AND TWITTER
>>751295136probably so timmy doesn't send his discord groomer $1500 worth of games with daddy's credit card
>>751289513Disconnect from the Internet, shut it all down...They gonna patch all the fun, nintendo is anti fun:https://youtu.be/xhBb5x3FMQE?si=fAd03yTt07CKn62w
>>751295081>asking modern day pirate nigga to not clot farm impossible, I hope everyone that's in the scene who did find something to keep it off their discord or github
>>751295081It's too bad pirate troons don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants when it comes to the nintendo stuff. This is what people get for enabling this behavior and dismissing everyone that questions it with "Leave the multi billion dollar company alone"
>>751295081That's why people should also focus on pirating AFTER the company stops supporting the system.
Family gifting and hackers lose everything, best patch ever
He could have waited until Metroid... until Pokemon...My mods...
>>751295269Are you going to post this video in every thread on this board? this is like the third time I see it get posted
>>751292231DO NOT REDEEM
>>751294548>will be impossible again from thsi point forwardIt was supposed to be impossible at the beginning too. And there was a whole week of tendies screeching this is IMPOSSIBLE! as it happenedSurely you've learned your lesson about making sweeping statements like this by now
>>75129558223.0.1 jailbreak gives you access to all the games anon. and you assume it wont happen again.
>>751289513
>>751295735it's a matter of when it'll happenfingers cross that when it happens, it'll be something nintendo can't patch like with the 2017 switch 1
>>751295735*specifically, if we get a full jailbreak for 23.0.1, you can basically play all relevant games. the other two will have firmware broken by claude/etc. we're in an era where AI can brute force this shit.
Just got my copy of Civ7 in the mail today, now we just gotta wait for CFW.
>>751295835>Just got my copy of Civ7anon, the CFW is going to be a different exploit return that shit and wait for a different game
>>751295682No no, this is a good thing. Let Nintendo be comfortable. If another exploit comes around, it'll hit em like a sucker punch.
who even cares if the new version blocks stuff. you literally dont need to update.wait, get jailbreak, install whatever you like. pokemon firmware will be broken anyway. besides, the most important thing is having a version you can jailbreak to do shit with.dont update and brick it for some gay "gifting" system, it's a retard check for clueless people.
>people won't be able to dump later games because the exploit got patchedPiratefags got too cocky
>patched before Kirby gameNOOOOO!!!!
Pokemon is around the corner you really think those autists will not try everything?
>>751296304And be unable to send their new mons to Home and then Champions?
>>751289513I'm optimistic that this will delay or push back the piracy scene but I know it won't
>>751296096oh no, TWO GAMES (metroid, pokemon, for now) cant be dumped till AI finds a new jailbreak for that firmware.
Nintendo police must be on the double to ensure no cracks in the system are left for exploit
>>751296398you know they tried that before the switch2 right? the home ID can be bypassed
>>751289513The retard at nintendo making the gifting option only to family member deserves to get hanged by the balls.Gifting should be to anyone on your friend list..
>>751289513Bros, the switch 2 has no games again...
>>751296486>oh no, TWO GAMES (metroid, pokemon, for now)and kirby and xenoblade and duskbloods
Pirates getting fucked in the ass by clout chasing jeets and trannies, as usual
>>751296673It’s likely as a barrier to prevent scamming or shit like that, like how voice has a bunch of hoops to turn on
>>751289513>Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family groupWow, Nintendo is really the most pro-consumer gaming company today.
>>751296556They won't have better security than Apple where even their recent iOS was exploited and it persisted after restart.
>>751296738how, people literally can play a pc recomp of zelda today.
>>751295980So whats the point of this Civ7 exploit then?
>full 23.0.1 jailbreak comes out>load up switch 2 with switch 2 and 1 games and emulatorsalso it's only a matter of time till they get full access on 23.0.1 or earlier anyway. we're in an age of 24/7 AI brute forcing. GTA6 will be on PC before the PC release.
>>751294548I told /v/egans from the day when the exploit (userland btw) was revealed that they burned it too early. I believe hacker groups have known about it for a long time but the information was not disclosed until they gained access to the kernel.It's really unfortunate for Nintendo that their games got dumped but it’s all over now. I hope they’ve learned their lesson and won’t let any more kusoge into their store desu.
>>751294548>>751296957LOL, new games will be IMPOSSIBLE TO DUMP
>>751297220there is literally nothing stopping people from finding a kernel exploit on 23.0.1.retards patching now deserve nothing.
>>751297326you're under the assumption that people can't find new exploits for the ps5 or switch 2.also, "new games" meaning 2, metroid or pokemon, and it's inevitable that future firmware is also compromised. we had switch 1 cracked without AI tools.
>>751297185Short term, it's a good thing. Long term, I think some companies will expedite adopting cloud-based gaming. Probably just overthinking it but I'm sure Sony and Nintendo (and myriad other developers) aren't ecstatic about AI recomps and emulators.
>>751297340Nigga, how? The ONLY Switch 2 exploit known to mankind is now fixed. Again, this was the ONLY exploit discovered since launch.
>>751297492fixed? sure, if you update. why would you update?also, people are using AI tools day and night to use the current 23.0.1 exploit to find new stuff. and we have full decrypted roms, and access to the filesystem, etc. it's literally a matter of time till a full software jailbreak (with no game) is done like the ps5.and we have working emulators. and switch 2 is exactly like the switch 1 to the point switch 2 games are running on a switch 1.
This is LITERALLY genocide for poor thirdworlders. Why won't Nintendo think of all the Jorges and Jõaos out there?
>>751297584I'm wondering how much of the same AI tools used by hackers are used by big corpos to plug their holes?
>>751297612that looks comfyUS should get ready for favelamaxing too
>>751297612Ngl looks pretty /comfy/
>>751297584Switch 1 was hacked because of the hardware vulnerability. This exploit was userland, it only allows you to dump games and run them on emulator. You can't even launch homebrew on your "hacked" console.That's why people called the Switch 2 unhackable. You can't access its hardware level. Like literally, there's no entry point.
>>751297848that will quickly change now that people know a lot more and have access via the software jailbreak, we even have fully decrypted games. you dont even need prod.keys any more.
>>751297220> AI scriptkiddies rush to get clout by releasing exploits as soon as they find them> Shit gets shut downIt will be hilarious if all the amazing hacking capabilities of AI just end up with nothing getting hacked anymore because the "hackers" are retarded
>>751289513>adding gifting>thing Steam has done for well over a decade and even recently improved even more soSwitch gifting is still pretty limited then, since you can only do it with NSO family members
>>751290153NOICE
>>7512979352 more weeks
>>751296860>barriersay that again
>>751297935You don't know what you're talking about. This is not a "software jailbreak" because jailbreak allows you to run homebrew. You can't do this. Just like you can't dump games that require new firmware.And people don't know shit about the Switch 2 OS.
>>751298048ok retard, patch your switch now. also your ps5. it's totally worth it.
>>751294760no thanks :)
>>751298104okay, but the entire library till now can be dumped and emulated.which...isnt really a lot. thats a switch 2 problem not a jailbreak problem.
>>751297848Why would I think its impossible to get kernel access eventually when they've already showed its not as "unhackable" as fanboys claimed Its gonna happen before Winds and Waves for sure
>>751289513don't worry there'll be another exploit
>>7512981671 year of claude tokens is a long time, it's literally a matter of time.
>>751298167There was a userland exploit literally since launch day. The one that appeared recently was just more serious.And no method of accessing the kernel is known.
Looks like the master quest DLC won't be dumpable then.
>>751298151it's been one year and 5 monthspirates blew their load way too early
>>7512979989/11 for PCsnoys
>>751295081In the age of AI, no. One person can get AI to do it and they won't shut the fuck up about it.
>>751298105lol I have 2 of each system precisely for hacking. It's just funny seeing people just riding on hype bandwagons, a lot of them who clearly don't actually emulate/jb. We still don't have a softmod for post-mariko S1s or emulation for streetpass data for the 3DS. AI is not guaranteed especially if future complications like legal regulations or China deciding to fuck off from letting westerners access their tools happen.
>>751298396This isn’t fair…
>>751295682The only reason it wasn't impossible is due to using literally new cutting edge tools from a trillion dollar tech industry.Really doubt anyone could have foreseen that.The real comedy is even with all that and do many people prodding their switch 2s, the hackers still couldn't get kernel access yet.Worse, they found out the prod keys are outside the kernel this time, so not even a kernel exploit would give them full cfw access.You literally got help from a tech god and it was still a partial success at best, a pyrrhic victory at worst.
its funny how many retards are updating for some worthless gift feature, when it will stop your jailbreak options.switch has no fucking games till pokemon. dont update it and you will get a nice emulation/rom device.
>>751289513Oooof, I guess it's over now. Okay, the PS5 jailbreak and GTA6 playable on emulator day 0 is my new obsession
>>751298520fuck that nigga, im playing metroid ravenous
>it'll get another exploit soon!!Man, we still can't even softmod switch 1s outside of the hardware exploit that was only on year one models. Don't get your hopes up unless nintendo fucks up hard somehow
remember when people said there would never be a switch 2 hack?today, people are playing OOT remake recompiled on PC. are you so sure there wont be any more hacks/exploits? Watch GTA6 have a launch day jailbreak for ps5.
>>751298526funny how with that one, there's a couple of people being real hush hush about the 14.10 exploit till GTA6 comes out
>>751289513>Also they’re adding the ability to gift games to people in your NSO family group. Coming soon…That's a nice quality of life. My son got that new Minecraft game last month and I had to buy it on his Switch.
>>751290153You're blowing it up?
>>751298605>>751298519
>>751298520Nah, I'm getting FE DLC. Kind of lame that the datamine is now incomplete. They should've saved it revealing the exploit until after the DLC released. And probably preferably after Pokemon
>>751289513NO NO NO!
>>751298676switch 1 was hacked without AI tools. it is literally a matter of time (and tokens) till its figured out. same with GTA6. we will have GTA on PC before the PC release.
>>751298736>switch 1 was hacked without AI toolswhere's the softmod for post 2018 switch 1?
>>751297612I would have at least 2 layers of carpet, makes me wonder if it's performative. It's not AI since the video is somewhat old now.
>>751298520>worthless gift featurePeople update because they aren't poor and want to play online with their family and friends
>>751298819wont matter if we have working emulators todayill gladly emulate pokemon 2 weeks before release, just like totk.
>>751298736Switch 1 was hacked because Nvidia fucked up with the hardware. Now Switch 2 is completely secure. What's the nigga gonna do? Connect your Switch 2 with 2.50.0 firmware to pc and ask Claude to hack it lol?
>>751298605>Watch GTA6 have a launch day jailbreak for ps5.Well yeah unlike the switch 2 hacking scene, modders already raped the PS5 to the point that a firmware update is not enough for sony to save themselves
>>751298870You won't have any new game dumps, PCsnoy.
>>751298889>nowthere are no games of note for a calendar year but pokemon and metroid.once 23.0.1 has a jailbreak not relying on civ or the coding app, it can do 99.9% of what you'd want to do on a version with 30.0.0 firmware or whatever.
>>751298918PS5 hackers were smart enough to get kernel level exploit before alerting sonywhy are switch hackers so retarded
>>751299012in fact, ps5 has the same fucking problem as switch 2: barely any new games, so there isnt a reason to update the firmware if you can jailbreak.
>>751299051the PS5 hack is to make it a PC and pirate any games you want, which are mostly 3rd party any 3rd party relying on games sales from the PS5 are gonna be dissapointed
>>751298520There's literally nothing to do with the jailbreak and since it's a userland exploit it was never going to get CFW in the first place. I don't care about emulating roms because I got plenty of devices that can do that. The good thing that came out of this exploit were the model dumps and confirming that OOTR is getting master quest in the future
>>751299029switch hackers care more about izzat farming and "knocking nintendo down a peg" than the integrity of the hacking scene itselfthats the natural outcome of nintendo pirates being overwhelmingly brown
>>751299029>why are switch hackers so retardedBecause these aren't hackers, it's AI larpers.
>>751299029It's also that the sony's security is so shit that they were able to easily hack the PS5. The PS5 master key was like "123456789" or some shit
>>751298829young men generally dont buy carpets or curtains until middle age or a women comes into their life. whichever comes first
>>751289513It's over... The switch 2 is going to get unhacked...
>>751297612that wood wall looks too clean and well mantained. Larping as poorfag perhaps ??
>>751289513I have an unopened Switch 2 I got at an event last year (December).What can I do with it?
can we be honest for a second, ps5 and switch 2 both have basically no games. what the fuck has there been since mariokart or astro bot.
>>751289513Cant they just spoof it lol ? aka your old firmware will running new firmware
>>751299736play games
>>751298736See this is the kind of larper I'm talking about. S2 wasn't hacked with AI tools either. They found an a tethered exploit like 3DS cubic ninja exploit. The game maker fucked up and it just now happened to be found. AI helped develop an emulator exponentially faster but that's not going to help when the game dumps still need an exploit to do it.
>>751299804the game with 19 threads on the catalog
>>751299926I don't want to play any Nintendo games, but I might be convinced to pirate them.
>>751298520>pokemonyour implying modern pokemon is worth being called a game
>>751299869yeah, with kernel access
>>751299804I can show you this image of first party exclusives along the years and you'll probably still say "nogames" because you just don't like what Nintendo is selling.
>>7512925010%
>>751299252They would if the floor was rocky dirt.
>>751300046>pirates outright admitting they don't play games
>>751300061I thought so. Once its cracked, its cracked forever.
>>751300062switch 2 ports of old games are not "new games".ps5 also has a lack of games/exclusives.
>>751296304I look forward to seeing Kurt seethe.
>>751300107just gotta wait for kernel access, who knows when that'll be
>>751300098>not reading the postNintendo games aren't worth money anymore.I play lots of games that aren't Nintendo. I will not pay for them.
>>751300112Ah yes, the image is 100% ports and remakes. As I told you, you just don't like what they are selling, bugger off.
>>751300146>not reading the postdid you read your own post? you literally said "play any Nintendo games" not "pay"
>>751297220AI is a million monkeys on a million typewriters, eventually they will find a new entry point.>>751297612How the fuck can you live like this? putting in a foundation is not hard.
>>751298323They have emulation how do you emulate the games without the kernel they are compiled against?
>>751300195AI is also used to patch new entry pointsit's an arms race
>>751300165nintendo objectively need a first party mario or zelda title (not a remake).ps5 is just multiplat slop.
>>751300253So they will open and close and in that small window they will dump the games at that point, that assumes that Nintendo are even using AI for their OS, which I doubt.
>>751300379>the last fully-fledged Mario game was almost ten years agoGrim.
>>751296673Lmao I chuckled and I agreed
>>751300398>that assumes that Nintendo are even using AI for their OS, which I doubt.every company is using AI to find current exploits anon, burning millions of tokens. once they find the exploit, they'll have their team of engineers fix it.
>>751300146your post literally says you only pirate and collect but never play anythingdumb nigger
>>751300379>objectivelyI don't think you know what that word means. Switch 2 is the second best selling console of all time and people are eating up the OoT remake. Objectively, they don't need to follow your advice for shit.
>>751300493Retard-kun..........
>>751297220There was no other option. Claude is getting neutered soon, so if people didn't use it to do this when they could, then it wasn't going to happen at all.
>>751289513well its over
>>751300520are you happy without a proper mario game for many, many years?
>>751300550>Claude is getting neutered soonbut only for the everyday user, corporate users get full access of course
>>751300470Come on, it's Nintendo, they are dinosaurs for better or for worse, that's how I'd approach it if I was them but I'm not them.
>>751292578You sound so sure of yourself.
>>751300658>He still thinks nintendo lives in the past.And this is why AI pakis just now got overconfident and burned an exploit too early.
>>751295081Nope, unless you can convince kids and autists.
>>751300595Bananza was the Mario game of this gen, it was pretty good. I guess now that they are done with that they got the Mario team working on something else, but it will take many years to see it even if you want it to be released tomorrow and are upset that the main character was DK or that it was a weird voxel game.
>>751300658if that was true, the switch 2 would be fully hacked and we would be booting up CFW
>>751300236Very simple, you don't.These emulators aren't emulating the Switch 2 as it should be, it's emulating what AI thinks what the Switch 2 is, as we don't have kernel access to know how the hardware actually works.Everything is vibe coded, from the emulator forks to the tools they use to make rom dumps (this is why there's been some bad dumps).There's even a chance that the games themselves aren't the real deal, but an AI recreation of the game (which is what AI is really good at, just look at the absolute state of indies)
>>751294548Pirates are retarded as usual screaming from roof tops as soon as they got a hack working so Nintendo patches it before they get anywhere with kernel level access. We can hope Claude will make the next hack faster, but I'm not holding my breath.
>>751300617No one is paying $100k a month to hack Switch 2s, Anon.
>>751300798That's interesting, I don't know since I'm not hard on for preserving games that have just launched.
>>751297220You faggots keep talking like you wouldn't think of pirating if nintendo monitored the eShop. You'd just grapes harder.
>Won't have to worry about pirate retards spoiling Metroid Ravenous and Xenoblade GenesisNice.
>>751300980>fixed before Xenoblade Genesis gets dumpedFUUUUUCKKKK!!!
>>751300595I loved bowsers fury and that was 5 years ago.
>>751300980actually there's a chance the metroid carts are already printed early to avoid the xmas rushhowever its not for certain
>>751300980you are so sure all progress will stop after today, that's funny.
Why are people acting like there's going to be another exploit soon?
fingers crossed a hacker has been keeping an exploit hidden from nintendo and drop it after kirby drops
>>751301175it's copium
>>751301109The so called "progress" is vibe coded slop
>>751301175AI psychosis mostly.
>>751301178Anon... Just ask for a Switch 2 this christmas.
>>751301228AI is the future luddite
>>751300905>I'm not hard on for preserving games that have just launched.This is the part that always pissed me off with that argument. Preservation exists to maintain a game beyond its active lifespan on its home console. Not to "preserve" games that have just released on a console that's actively supported and sold. That's just self-fellating piracy.
>>751300905There's a chance that everything will have to be restarted from zero when we finally get kernel access, since the AI guesses are as good as old N64 emulators HLE plugins (good enough for most people, but objectively terrible)
>>751301293>Just another few grand worth of tokens, this time for real.
>>751300980Will it? I don't really understand how the games are getting dumped but it must come from the cart due to OoT leaks pre-release. Does a firmware update even stop someone from dumping files from a cartridge? It's not like you can't insert it into a hacked switch.
>>751301293Sure babe, that's why nobody wants it and it's making companies bleed money
>>751300980>Won't have to worry about pirate retards spoiling Metroid RavenousSamus fucks around a new planet for a while, beats some bosses and then a big bad, and gets even more fucked up genetically somehow
>>751301464>there's something about Raven beak being so cool in there
>>751301504>Somehow a mecha clone or something of Ridley returnsI honestly wish they brought back something more like Nightmare tho
>>751301720who the fuck knows, can't wait to see what fucking weird shit they put into ravenous
>>751300980Also no Smealum pokemon leaks