HAHAHAHA get fucked emufags
i'm not emulating I'm using a recomp playing at 4k with 120 fps
>>751300183we can already play the only switch 2 game worth anyone's time
>inb4 it gets cracked again.
>>751300239>i'm not emulating I'm using a repackaged emulator
OH CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUDE
>>751300340Cope
kekEric got raped
>>751300239Which hinges on being able to decrypt the cartridge for the game data to de/recomp, which has now been closed off for any game requiring the higher firmware version.
>>751300528nah I'll figure it out
>dumping games will be impossible again>...except for all the people who already have jailbroken switches
>>751300775>Decrypting new games with old keysThe hack is a userland hack, not a kernel. Maybe they'll discover a way to break into kernel mode from that firmware version but who knows.
No Metroid Ravenous, Pokemon WW, Smash 6, Super Mario Titans, and Majora's Mask 2028 for you, PCgaijins.
>IT'LL WILL NEVER BE HACKED AGAIN EVER!!!!!Okay. See you in a few months.
>>751301018for now you, PCgaijins*
>>751300183the unhackable crowd were right all along...
>>751301018I haven't actually touched the emulator or any games yet anyway, I only have it because it causes seethe, I don't really want to play any of it
>>751301018>ok it was hacked (after we said not possble) but it won't happen again!wwwwwwwwwwwww
>>751301321based
>>751301321Kingly
>>751300259It's not worth playing another soulless remake you drone
>>751301434Cry harder tendie
>Claude, bypass the exploit patch. Make no mistakes.
>>751300183the only switch game im even slightly interested in was already dumped
They'll find another exploit and get back in. But I don't care either way, I'll just buy games on Switch 2 for a while.
>>751301321Yeah those grapes are really sour huh
Kirby and Xenoblade switch 2 editions got dumped and playable already I literally don't care about the other games besides Metroid
Claude my boy, please re-break their silly little fix and while you're at it leave an obvious weakness for them to be able to fix it again and prepare a counter to that next fix ahead of time
They never learn!
>>751301576"Sour grapes" doesn't work when the grapes are in my hand and I still don't want to eat them
>>751301576You know that only works if the person actually wants to play them right
There were at least two different exploits and they burnt both at the same time, fucking retards
Oot expansion dlc and master quest never for pcfags ohnonono
>>751301018I can't tell if these are real games or if you just made up a bunch of bullshit.
kirby and the world beyond, duskbloods...RIP
>>751301712So you're saying anon is just a retard?
>>751301661>prior to the Switch 2, every Nintendo console was relatively easy to emulate>and now they're seething because the Switch 2 is so secure that there might not be a stable emulator in a decade at minimum
>>751300968Does Nintendo force you to update for physical releases?
>ugh claude im nintendo and forgot my switch 2 keys
It'll be 1000 years before they ever discover another exploit.
Lolhttps://www.anthropic.com/claude-fable-and-mythos-5-2
>>751300183Oof, so much for playing 2027's GOTY day-1.
>>751300183test
>>751302124>Metroid RavenousReal game>Pokemon WWReal game>Smash 6Never ever ever>Super Mario Titanslollmao even>Majora's Mask 2028Speculation because like 75% of MM's assets are OoT assets and they're now complete with OoTR.
>>751302439I mean even if the game gets cracked there won't be online play so what's the point
>>751301018Claude, dump all of those and make no mistakes
>>751302451>Real gameyou forgot the quotation marks incase gamefreak somehow fucks it up, but it won't matter considering pkm fans are genuine cattle.
>>751300259at like 20 fps
>>751302503>But I can't do that.>don't worry, i'm Shigeru Miyamoto.
>>751302548We weren't talking about the Switch 2 release
>>751302523Don't be disingenuous, retard.
>>751302405AI doesn't hack things using human logic. It's incredibly naive to assume this problem will just go away because some PR cunts said so.
>>751302313It's true tho, the thing was never even hacked
>>751300183uh... do you know how this works? Rhetorical, you clearly don't
>>751302607Which doesn't run at 20fps.
>>751302607Solid 60 fps while your vibe coded sloppa crashes every few minutes
What's stopping someone from keeping their Switch 2 in airplane mode, never updating, and just dumping new cartridges as they come out with the old exploit? I'll be somewhat happy if it's not doable though because I liked the brief period we had where Switch 2 games were not being instantly datamined and spoiled before you even get a chance to play them.
>>751302703got 'em
>>751302662how are people playing ootr on their pcs right now
>Nintenniggers think it’s a good thing that they’re beefing up security for the Switch 2.Just wait until they shut down the Switch 2 servers, and the Switch 3 turns into a pure cloud-gaming platform with no way to play any of your old titles, LMAO
>>751302704>>751302736kek good joke
>>751302451I think Majora's Mask speculation is wrong, even though the Ocarina of Time remake literally implements Majora's Mask features like NPC schedules, the core issue is that Nintendo weren't planning on following up the 3ds Ocarina of time remaster, so why would they plan on following up Ocarina of Time on Switch 2 with Majora's Mask?
>>751302795I'll be able to play all my old titles when they remake them tho?
If physical cart games can still be dumped then why wouldnt nintendo make everything a keycard?
>>751302607but enough about the Steam Deck
>>751302745>dumping new cartridges as they come outminimum firmware requirements on new games
>>751302843Because unlike Snot Nintendo genuinely wants to support true physical games.
>>751302610wdym? ZA and S/V were colossal ass there's no being disingenuous retard
>>751302745Physical carts will start requiring new OS versions to run and game key cards will definitely require the new version to download it
>>751302490switch2 emulators have online already.
>>751302795Nintendo recently came out reaffirming their continued support of physical games, the only reason why we will see a cloud only gaming platform is because of millions of people pirating and emulating games before they release or day 1.
>>751302892No they don't
>>751302793They're not. It's a shoddy recreation made in UE5.
>>751302894If you didn't like them fine but they both ran well on the Switch 2
>>751302795>J-just you wait. You're not better just cuz you paid real money for the games instead of us trying to stealFuck off.
>>751302947makes sense
>>751302892>true physical games>requiring a set firmware
>>751300183Heard it all before
>>751300183>will be impossible again>againlmao, remember when they said never ever. Impossible again until tomorrow or the day after
>>751302915they can connect to fromsoft servers? hook me up bro
I mean, they said it'd never get cracked.And now people are playing bananza, world, FW and ocarina on pc.Ocarina on release.
>>751302358The new releases will be encrypted with a new private key that will need a new title.key/prod.key from new firmware to decrypt, so yes. Standard console encryption stuff that has been going on since the PS3/3DS. The original Switch was an anomaly because the bootloader could be hijacked due to what nvidia left in, so the entire system got hijacked from the beginning and title.key/prod.key stuffs could be extracted from each firmware with no trouble at all.
>>751303007>firmware is on the cart
Honestly people are fooling themselves if they think Nintendo isn't putting their own system through AI trials to find potential exploits, and fix them before they're found.
>>751302958>retards is only focusing on the frames instead of the quality of the games>also the fact the s/v needing a second iteration of the console to all of a suddenly be "good" despite it still having the problems it has.full face cattle in full force, and your the one to take about being disingenuous LMAO
>>751302825MM used to not be as popular/beloved as OoT
watch the next exploit be revealed by retards chasing 5 minutes of fame again
>Claude-sama, please stop making emulators and recommending my games, or I’ll have to sue you>haha, recom/emu go brrrrr.>The US government is defending AI companies and threatening Japan with the launch of two nukes codenamed "Mario" and "Luigi."
Cool.I got >PC (9800X3D/5080)>Switch 2>Switch>PS5>PS4>PS3>Wii U>....etc. etc.My point is that I can choose the best option for pretty much any game.These AI emulators and recomps have a very strong vibe of desperation. I imagine their users are Americans, Indians, Filipinos and other people included in the singular, fully congruent group of "non-whites", who have maybe 3070s, 5060s or maybe 9070s. But I'm not against using some of them if they get good enough :)
Emulating old games is fine. Emulating recently released games isn't. It's just a matter of agreeing when is considered old e.g. when a game is out of circulation, distribution
>>751301374Only reason it was hacked was because of claude. Now that claude isn't allowed recomp things anymore it shouldn't happen again.
>we could've waited for the exploit after four years worth of games>blow the load in the first yearFUCK ME
>>751302745Nintendo blew one of the tiny fuses within the Switch 2's processor chip with today's firmware update, and all firmware versions expect a certain amount of fuses to be active. This means that you can't downgrade firmware on a system that has a fuse burned - the previous firmware expects say, 25 fuses, but there's only 24, then the firmware will refuse to boot the system.Not only that, but they apparently also rotated out the old root encryption key, meaning even if you haven't upgrade your firmware, games that have yet to come out are going to expect entirely different encryption keys. Any system running that old firmware will not be able to boot newer games, even if they manage to load them without a forced on-cartridge firmware update.
>>751303252Emulating old games is fine. Emulating recently released games is fine. Emulating games before they release is fine.
>>751300183claude
>>751303198Every single exploit is going to be revealed immediately and get maybe one game before it ends up being fixed and you have to wait for the next one. There will never be enough time for one to be open long enough to rip the thing open because a third worlder will post it for his twitter bucks.
>>751303252Emulation is perfectly fine in all circumstances. Pirating games a day after the release is not unless the game is shit or a remake in which case it's perfectly fine because you're making a statement
>>751303291>Nintendo blew one of the tiny fuses within the Switch 2's processor chip with today's firmware update, and all firmware versions expect a certain amount of fuses to be active. This means that you can't downgrade firmware on a system that has a fuse burned - the previous firmware expects say, 25 fuses, but there's only 24, then the firmware will refuse to boot the system>you cant factory reset your console anymoreKek tendies really will believe anything to help them cope
>>751303095>takei meant talk*
>>751303354> it's perfectly fine because you're making a statementI just don't want to buy a console and pay for it
>>751303365https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EFuse
>>751300183>Haha it's patched>Oh no it's been hacked!>Haha it's been patchedYou dumb niggers are in a loop
>>751303282open weight models are only a few months behind frontiers. there is no closing pandora's box just because someone puts a guardrail on some LLM
>>751303365Factory resetting wont undo firmware updates, darkie.I know its hard to accept, but you got the skin and mind of darkness and dont know how these things work.
>>751303291If we can get a kxploit on the current version, implement emuNAND and prevent burning fuses via a thin hypervisor like atmosphere does, it's genuinely over
>>751303385And those cant be used to make your switch 2 brick itself if you facort reset it because the OG firmware expects 25 fuses when the console has 24Like seriously, did you even think this through? Or are you parroting shit you got from your handler?
>>751303526What are you dark-skinning about?
>>751302916>their continued support of physical games,>GKC>https://finance.biggo.com/news/d678b93f-b3a1-4d25-8e5a-6775ab4e8f09Lmao
>>751303504I was expecting one to have been found out by now
>>751303526Who the fuck is talking about bricking systems with a factory reset? Firmware doesn't get reset when you do that. All this does is, if you were a moron and updated your Switch 2 today, you can't roll back to a prior firmware even if it was possible - the old firmware expects 25 fuses, the new firmware expects 24. The system will just refuse to boot if you managed it.
>>751300502who is eric? haxor?
>>751303596Finding a kernel exploit is a lot harder on a microkernel-based OS like horizon because the kernel has very little attack surface
>>751300183uh huh sure and how long will it take for them to get around it again?Assuming the bitch 2 even GETS another game ahahahahahaha
>>751303653>>751303596Fact is we lucked the fuck out with the hardware exploit on the Switch 1. And you can bet your ass that Nintendo spent a shit-load of R&D ensuring that wouldn't happen again, and then more in hardening their already hardened OS for the Switch 2.Barring AI managing to find some obscure convoluted process to exploit, I think at best we just find new Userland exploits.
>>751300183Damn that sucks. Anyway.
>>751303596The exploit chain required to get kernel privileges in any modern console is generally very rare which is why the people looking for them usually wait long periods of time before releasing them, so as many games/firmware versions can be captured as possible.
>>751303715And now people are emulating their remakeFunny
>>751303419truthpill the stuff I can do on abliterated open weight models that use 64GB of VRAM on things liek offensive cybersec absolutely crushes what you can do on pay token models.
>>751303708See u in January;)
>>751302248sounds like the retard is the person who gets upset at another person for having a game LOL (You)
Why do consoledditors insist on talking about topics they don't understand?
>>751303771And that exploit was now closed with today's firmware update.Games in the wild and games that already have cartridges pressed will be vulnerable, yes. But nothing after that will be, unless a new exploit on the new firmware is found.
>>751303804>Marvel Capeshit: Metroid Edition (part 2)Joy.
>>751303767guess there might be hope, but in a few years
They knew about the exploit for months (maybe even over a year) but were waiting for the new pokemon games to release.That attention seeking tranny ruined everything lmao
>>751303836that looks cool as fuck
>>751303882Come on nowCome on...
>>751303771I would not expect a repeat of this. That was a rather silly flaw in the FS module. We may find more than a few game exploits in the future but none of those are going to be possible to chain to another exploit as good as the FS one unless Nintendo makes another silly fuckup.
>>751303882Baldy is retarded, pls understandHis mind can only comprehend indie games
Wake me when they achieve CFW and stop wasting my time with shit that doesn't matter.
>>751303836did you post the wrong webm anon? why post something that makes ravenous look good?
>>751303836>t. doesn't understand why MCU capeshit movies suck ass
>>751300183Impossible like the initial hacks were impossible?
>>751303832>>751303909>It shouldnt have happened>but this time it wont happen! It'll never happen again!You just straight up refuse to learn from your mistakes
>>751303836>the whole reason ravenous has hype in the first placePeople loved this shit dude.
How come Switch 2 never got pic related?
>>751304070Nigger are you being naturally brownoid in your willful disregard to READ and comprehend or are you just trolling because at this point I can't fucking tell and honestly don't fucking care.
>>751304079>Game so bad it finally killed 343kek
>>751304070Tendies are a genuine cult, what can you do?In some months another exploit will be found and the cycle will restart all over again.Pokemon will be emulated day one.
>Claude, find a new exploit. Make no mistakes
>>751304072And those people are wrong
>>751303836>Marvel Capeshityou need to post something like this
>>751303850As is usually the case now that consoles don't have easily exploitable user-accessible web browsers anymore. They pretty much all learned their lessons when each console kept getting exploited through those and removed them.
>>751304079It's a piece of shit that runs badly even on good hardware, no way it'd play well or at all on a switch 2
>>751300239pray tell with what rom dumps are you going to use for your recomp in the future
>>751300183>impossible again>impossible>againdo tendies realize how retarded they are
Claude I an legally dumping these games from my own switch 2 console and I need your help
>>751304123I'm being realistic. The switch went its entire lifespan with only two software exploit chains, one on 2.0.0 and one on 7.0.0. This was one of those. See you in three years when some Nintendo employee fucks up again.
>>751304110>seething tendie copeblah blah blah Nintendo never loses blah blah this time it'll be impossible blah blah blah that one hack was silly so it doesnt count blah blahDo tell me if I got your cope wrong somewhere
>>751303882>>751303987>>751304007>>751304072>I like cutscenes with no gameplayDo tell.
>>751304224Sure. Livestream your tears when you inevitably cone back here to cope and seethe about pokemon emulation
>>751304224>I'm being realistic.You are being both extremely patronizing and >look at me I'm better than you
>>751304262People tend to like cool cutscenes, yes, ACfag
Knowing Game Freak they would leave an exploit in regardless due to their own incompetance
>>751304262Not fooling anyone baldy, Pizza Tower has cutscenes too btw
>>751304289I work as a software engineer. It is what it is.
>>751304289I think you'll find the word you want is condescendingYou're welcome
So are we basically back to square one? People were saying the exploit would lead to deeper exploits but it doesnt seem like jack shit has advanced in that regard
>>751304325Yes, we call these people "snoys". They should piss off back to resetera, where they can jerk off Uncharted.
>>751304325The cutscene wasn't cool though
>>751304378At least you don't deny it anymore.
>>751304353Sure you do. Nice track record, btw.
it has not even been 12 hours and people are so confident it wont just get hacked again in a few days…
>>751304404Please do explain in detail why
>>751304123>Tendies are a genuine cult, what can you do?/thread
>>751300183Damn imagine how many more games would have been dumped if this guys kept it underwraps instead of exposing it to god and everybody for some clout
>>751303354what about buying a copy of the game but emulating it anyway?
>>751304436see you in a few days anon
>>751300183>impossible>againso it wasn't impossible
>>751304479hey, at least he got to play MKW as Peter Griffin
>>751304437>completely non-interactive moment in an interactive mediumCome on tendie, the answer is right infront of you.
>>751304437For all it's moving parts nothing actually happens and the one time it appears that something has happened it only takes a second for them to reveal that it's not a big deal after all. Boring, waste of time.
>>751304365The exploit was always just userland. People saying it would lesd to deeper exploits were uninformed or just coping this Claude is a magic master key. Even now in zelda threads all you see are recomps reverse engineering the game based on what claude thinks it is instesd of actually, you know, getting kernel level access to the sw2.This isn't to say hackers can't just find new exploits, but it doesn't seem likely right now.
>>751304546Every game has cutscenes baldy.Pizza Tower, AC6, Silksong, you name it.
>>751304565>instesd of actually, you know, getting kernel level access to the sw2.kernel was always a tendie cope. You need it for future exploits, not for dumping raw game files to wrap with an emulator which the fs hack did perfectly
>>751301661
>>751300183>dumping and modding games will be impossible again>impossible>againIt clearly wasnt impossible before, so what do you mean by "impossible again"? Fucking idiots I swear
>>751304585And you don't see me going around saying "WOWEE ZOWEE THE CUTSCENES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE GAMEPLAY".Unlike you, consolegroid.
>>751304365Yes. If you wanted a forever exploit it would have to get into the bootloader chain which happened with the 3DS because they could corrupt a section and make it jump to load from the SD card instead and which happened with the original Switch because Nvidia left in a recovery mode that could be triggered with a paper clip and overflowing the stack buffer to run whatever they wanted from USB.
>>751304754>"CUTSCENES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE GAMEPLAY">making up things to seethe over
>>751304754You were the one that brought up the cutscenes baldy, for someone who doesn't like them you seem obsessed with them
>>751304869>>751304850So you agree that the cutscene was the worst part of the trailer? After all, why would you be excited for non-gameplay?
>>751304869>for someone who doesn't like them you seem obsessed with themSo kinda like you with this "baldy" shit then
>>751302439Is this one of those Space Kings?
>>751304632No that's not true or else you never would have needed prod keys for SW1 emu. That said we might eventually get to the point where you can just recomp dumps, but with Claude being neutered and hackers sounding the alarm, we just don't know.
>>751300183They said hacking the Switch 2 was impossible once... and now they're saying it again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLHX6n9EoAsFight the power.
>>751305108>that's not trueYes it is. Unlike the Switch 1, Switch 2 games arent roms, they're direct file dumps because this is a micro kernel that doesnt control file access. The decrypted files are extracted directly from the console. Do your homework.
>>751300183oh no i cant pirate nothing until duskblood shit releases or another ue5 64 remake
>>751304140funny wolverine weakness its impalement and magic katanas with life leech KEK
>>751303836cool metroid gameplay KEK so much parry shit for this being a cutscene
>>751305983>One uses the prod.keys on the switch2's firmware itself to decrypt the cartridge data on the device before export>The other uses the prod.keys you got from someone else exporting their switch1 firmware to decrypt the exported cartridge data on your PC on the flyNTA: I'm not seeing much of a difference here.
>>751306958>be samus>confronted with CQC attackersWhy even reply to yourself?
>>751306986>confronted with CQC attackers>not allowed to play the game during the sequenceNice """""""""game""""""""""" you got there.
>>751300259>2hp>as CHILD linkHAHAHAHAHA P-Cucky is this bad at a babies game!aww poor wittle P-Cucky, did your PClitty tingle when you got hit 10 times by that octorock?is it too hard for you at 20fps? You know the official version runs at a rock solid 60fps with no drops right? maybe you could try that if youre struggling so much with a game made for 7 year olds!
>>751302636>cannot hack it (heh)>use AI to do it for you>AI hacks it...... nay, I hacked itstolen valour once again
>removing modding of rehashed slop will sell our overpriced, DRM raped garbage on defunct hardwareAn interesting strategy, I'll give them that.
>>751307559Unfortunately, being pro-consoomer isn't required to make tons of cash. Nostalgia carries the weight.
>emulation aka piracy is over>/v/ gets mad it can no longer steal anythingWell something is wrong as anon assures me they aren't poor.
The flood gates have already opened resistance is futile.
>>751301434Says the guy who was probably frothing at the mouth at the FF7 Remake announcement. You're just mad that Nintendo didn't fuck it up like Squeenix did.
>>751301018Cool but I only care about Xenoblade genesis
>>751300183Who cares, there won't be an exclusive we want to play until Switch 3 lmao
>>751307787No Xenoblade Genesis, Kirby and the World Beyond, or Wario Land 5 for you either.
yeah just like how it was "impossible" before the current cracked version being cracked
>>751308005Nigger, I said: I only care about Xenoblade genesis. Keep key jiggling those literal toddler games unto my face. I didn't even play that dogshit 3D kirby game, you really think that I give a shit about its sequel?Emulation turned the shitch 2 from a 3 game machine to just a 1 game machine to me. I'll survive a few months without playing it.
If someone is working in a new jailbreak and breaks the security again, it will be stupid to disclosure that now since Nintendo will patch it again.The way this works it's releasing it just after another major title is coming.
The switch 2 emulation situation is CRAZY.
>>751300259That's not Kirby's Air Riders...
>>751308205PS4fags did one simple trick: kept an exploit secret and dumped games that requires a higher firmware. Then people backported those to work on lower firmwares. The exploit couldn't be fixed because it wasn't unveiled, and people kept getting games.Unfortunately, tendies are too much of retarded faggot clout chasers to do such a simple thing, so it's already owari da. Only hope is for a chink mod chip
>>751300183>will be impossiblelooks like they didn't learn the lesson
>>751300259link is so cutehow can anyone call him ugly
>>751308462>Unfortunately, tendies are too much of retarded faggot clout chasersthat's just modern internet in general, social media completely ruined it
lmao all these switch 2 emu chumps crashing out fr
>>751301018>PCgaijins.>>751301170>for now you, PCgaijins*dumb and wrong, kill yourself retard
>>751304072>IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>>751300259>a censored, soulless remake of a 30 year old gameNah. The only Switch 2 game that has any promise is Metroid Ravenous. And here's the thing: Even if MR ends up being a masterpiece, it still wouldn't justify wasting money on a Switch 2. Imagine buying a console for only one game.
We are back to sour grapes again I see.
>>751300183This is news? Obviously they were going to patch it, it's not a hardware exploit like the Shitch1. Who the fuck thought they weren't going to? Kill yourself.
