>switch 2 version 23.5.0 has ALREADY been jailbrokenLMAOIt's literally over for consoles, nobody can keep up with claude.
>>751315856NO NO NO!!!
Why doesn’t Nintendo just use Claude to plug all these issues before release
>>751315948it's called honor, gaijin wouldn't understand
Why announce it and let Nintendo know before they release more games?I swear, if Xenoblade Genesis comes out and the Switch 2 is airtight...
>dude, trust mefs bug was fixed, it's ogre for anything interetsing
>>751315856CLAUDE BODIED THOSE FREAKS!
>>751315993Nintendo isn't a Japanese company.
Kneel.
>>751315948They probably do. But what claude giveth, claude also taketh away.
>>751315856LOL and we just had a thread a few hours ago with tendies claiming the ports are over
>>751315948Fable 5.2 just came out today, and since Nintendo isn't on Dario's good boy list, they don't get access to it early.
>Claude-sama, please stop making emulators and recom my games, or I’ll have to sue you.>Haha, recom/emu go brrrrr.>The US government is defending AI companies and threatening Japan with the launch of two nukes codenamed "Mario" and "Luigi."
>>751315856Cool, now tendies will believe me when i say i don't wanna play switch games because i think they're crap! I could crack them if i wanted!
Thank god I didn't update
>>751315856RETARD COULDN'T YOU KEEP IT QUIET UNTIL A RELEVANT RELEASE
lmao at all the desperate PC retards falling for this fake tweet
>>751315856AI vibecoding is the best thing to happen in gaming.
>>751315948ah yes, we finally found a usecase for ai - use it to patch the hacks ai made to hack it again, then patch it...
>>751315856nothingburger
>>751315856Snoy BTFO
>didnt even last one day cartmanlaughsatamidget.webm
>>751316237I sure do love hardware at 500% of its price
>>751316010It doesn't even matter at this point. Any new release from now on will be broken in a matter of weeks, if not days.
>>751316324i just want companies like Nintendo to crash a burn.
>>751316324>he waitedWe told you to buy while you had the chance, anon.
>>751315993keep getting jailbroken then kek
>>751316350>I just want people to suffer that's fine, you're just a subhuman, no biggie
I don't get why these retards have to gloat and make all this info public, just continue cracking software QUIETLY so that it doesn't get patched. Now it's become complete attention whoring and companies patch things faster due to it
Curious that Nintendo isn't suing Anthropic, why is that? I mean, they are retardedly litiguous, they went after fucking github too, why not go after a massive ai company and hopefully go bankrupt?
>>751316420A company is not a person
>>751316423They are doing this for clout, and for clout only. They don't care to play games. They WANT it patched so they can hack it again. And again. And again. They do this for the love of the game, not for the love of (video) games.
>>751316053you are brown
>>751315856Surely this won't lead to the US government getting involved
>>751315856This isn't video games. It's another hobby entirely. Maybe post this to /g/ ?
>>751316420>tendies actually believe goytendo cares about themo i am laffin
>>751316441>Curious that Nintendo isn't suing Anthropic, why is that? Because they'd lose.
>>751316350Like what happened with the switch. Oh wait. You retards vastly overestimate the amount of people who pirate.
>>751316441Anthropic gets away with actually hacking other companies.
>>751316441Might as well sue the US govt, good luck
>>751316441I am sure the US court system would side with some japs over their golden goose AI companies.
>>751316238It's pretty much Anthropic's business model at this point.
>>751315856>It's literally over for consoles, nobody can keep up with claude.they'll just lobotomize it again and put in a bunch of guard rails to prevent it from jailbreaking shit, as they have with other things
>>751316420billionaire companies aren't peopleyou're just a tard
>>751316441>Curious that Nintendo isn't suing Anthropic, why is that?They dont want to risk pissing Altman off. You wouldnt want the specifics of the Switch 2's inner mechanisms and programming getting anonymously "leaked", would you?
>>751316779They can't kneecap it to much because then all the gaming dev studios will complain that they can't use it to make their sloppy games anymore.
>>751316779They gimped REA last week. Or atleast tried to. It did nothing.
>>751316441>just sue a company that can kill and bury you without anyone ever being able to prove anythingyeah i wonder why
>>751316350the first switch getting completely raped and gaped 1 year after its release didn't end Nintendowhy the fuck do you think this surface level hack will?
>>751315948>Use Claude>new code is so shit it ends up bricking the rest of the carefuly coded root.Yeah I wonder
>>751316953>>751316959that's okay they'll just ask claude to tell them how to prevent claude from jailbreaking switch specifically and not impact anything else
>>751315948Because Japs still use fax machines and floppy disks
>>751315856It's real, I hacked it using the following vulnerable game: Elden RingBetter buy the game fast before Nintendo removes it from the eshop GO GO GO
>>751316084cissia!
>>751316380we really did. i remember the threads post covid pointing out the increased prices. Back then the rise was slow but steadily and we had multiple announcements of consumer products no longer being produced. The writing was everywhere
All games belong on PC and glourious AI is delivering them to us for free.
>>751316237>Me when I'm a contrarian retard
>>751316265>without NSOthe solution seems simple enough, download them with NSO first, then jailbreak and dump them.
>gachatrannylmao
>>751316982I just find it funny that they only bully the little guy, whether it makes any real sense or not, but they shit their pants when it comes to the big boys who ACTUALLY hurt their bottom line.
>>751315856Would have been even funnier if it dropped while this thread >>751300183 was still up.
>>751317223>the little guyautistic PCtroons and poorfag thirdworlders aren't human
>>751317223The samurai fears the jew
>>751316463>>751316840Companies are made by people that will lose their jobs if things go badlyWe aren't talking about Palantir here, this is still a relatively harmless videogame company.>>751316526Not a tendie, don't have a switch nor switch 2, I only like some Mario games from Nintendo and botw
>>751317356at least you finally acknowledge you're on the jew side
>>751316423the "hack" is AI generated. meaning it propably doesnt even work. And a common trend with Ai fags is they LOVE gloating about it and posting it on every single social media.It's all for clout.
>>751315856>search for post>it doesn't even existnice try retard
>>751317006>carefuly codedroflcopter
>>751316237based doro
>>751316441You can't sue weapons manufacturers for gang violence
>>751317562>he's not on the same internet layer as OPoh no no no HAHAHAHA
>>751315856Claude is so strong I love him
>>751316265>Will have to pay if I want to experience a non-hacked-up version of Fortune's Sneed.Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
>>751317843That normally doesn't stop Nintendo, see github DMCAs lmao. But somehow they are too pussies for Anthropic.
>>751317925>they are too pussieseslnigger
>>751317223well, what did you expect? that's literally just life
>>751315856I don't think I've ever seen an unmodded PS1 or PS2 and yet people bought games.People buy games on PC and piracy is braindead easy
50/50 chance Metroid Ravenous will be emulatable day 1, the window for Nintendo to ship the game out grows smaller
>>751317985I literally had to look it up what was wrong with it and I still don't fully get why, but ok. At least I learned something new today.
>>751315856Who the hell is this “Claude” another one of those schizo boogeymen on 4chan?
>>751318304he's a pretty cool guy
>>751318195>50/50 chance Metroid Ravenous will be emulatable day 1nintendo should sell their games on PC.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>751316423Most of the new "hackers" are retards and only know how to do any of this with AI.Shortly after the first wave of Switch 2 hacks, there was a wave of "hackers" on twitter sobbing because they took their hacked Switched online and the system bricked. A lot of them are legitimately retarded.
>>751318304he ports, recompiles, and hacks games for free without having a meltdown or transitioning midway through
>>751318356he doesn’t afraid of anything
>>751315856the good fable game is now a pirate AI? based
>>751318434*for $20 but still
>>751318434it uses paid tokens
>/v/ falls for fake news again Sad!
>>751315856NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT, MAY YOU GET CAUGHT,
>>751318363nintendo can survive with its cult unless they all have a madenning stroke of this KEK
>>751318527It's totally real, the post has been linked a couple of times already
Blessed by the machine spirit
>>751315856>>751317562>AI generated fake tweet>All the jeets itt immediately fell for it like for every other emulation scamOHNONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>751318674IT'S REAL!!!IT'S REAL!!!IT'S REAL!!!IT'S REAL!!!
>>751318674I wouldn't be surprised if they actually jailbreak it in a few weeks anyway.People said before that it's impossible to get a emulator of the switch 2 for a long time until this happened
>>751318674it's either trolling or paid shills making these threads and posts because no one can be this retarded not to realize the op pic is an ai tweet
>>751318674There's a reason this board and site is dying. Deserved really.
>>751315948What clod can build, claude can rip apart.
>>751318476>>751318509This does make me curious how much in tokens all these recomps typically cost.
just keep the jailbreak secret and just use it to dump games forever
>>751315856But he didn't link the jailbreak nor do I see anything updated on the repo or discord
>>751319142That's what the PS5 scene was doing before slop kiddies publicised their exploits.
>>751318280kys eslnigger
>>751319126Depends on the game. An N64 game for example can be done within one session and barely use any of the weekly usage you get from $20 tier. I want to say something like xbox and beyond would use half or more
>>751316996They had the covid boost back then, now htey have to justify selling a $600 tablet with a marginal hardware upgrade when a low-spec PC has been shown to run all of its exclusives* with better results thanks to AI.
>>751318674>>751318930>>751319061>It's fake! IT'S FAKE!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!Oh, but it is, see >>751316265
>>751315856@NINTENDO@FBI@CIA
>>751319432do you get off to acting like a good doggy for your masters?hope it does, otherwise you'll have shed yourself of all your human dignity for no good reason
>>751315856Nigger, if this keeps doing damage to businesses, the jews will make it so only the pedophile class can use AI.
>>751320928Can someone please translate this enraged manchild sputtering into english?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII FUCKING STOP ITGIVE US ATLEAST 1 WEEK TO GLOAT AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>751321646eh, translating nintardogslave to traditional english is pretty challenging
>>751315948It's easier to tear things down than it is to build them.
>searches up username on twitter>I get some random user from saudi arabia with that username instead of the supposed switch 2 hackerTake the L, OP. Faking tweets won't save you
IT'S NOT FAKE, IT CANNOT BE FAKE NINTENDO OWES ME FREE GAMES
>>751315856NINTENDO DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>751316350Real leaders of the first world would instantly nuke shitholes like yours but luckily for you jews exist.
Naming the company providing the tools to do illegal shit to your system doesnt seem really smart.
>>751319351Switch 2 isn’t $600
>>751322134you're mixing up the "capital I" and "lowercase l"
>>751315856TENDIEBROS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!.!?!.!
>>751316996The reason Switch 1 piracy didn’t hurt the system was because>At the time, console gaming on the go was novel and that was the whole point of the system>It was still pretty cheap both in relative and absolute termsNow the Switch 2 is just too expensive to play the few Nintendo games and more people are migrating to PC in general. Also recomps are huge now thanks to AI, so you don’t even need to deal with an emulator. So this generation will hurt way more than the Switch 1 did as people will just play the better PC recomp
>>751322971yet, its already gone up over 100 USD
>>751316441AI is a much bigger deal for the powers that be than all of gaming combined, someone at Nintendo got the call.
>>751322954why, it's not like nintendo can do anything about it
>>751323076(Not true by the way)
>>751316564Lol no. They have governments all over the world already forcing them to follow the laws. They will fold instantly if nintendo, sony or microsoft tell them to stop.
masaka... the glorious nippon firmware folded over a thousand times...
>>751315948firmware programmers are not shipping slop that could potentially brick millions of devices lol
>>751315856>AI generated tweet, doesn't actually exist>that account "vrek" doesnt even existsnoys and PCnoys getting uppity
>>751318674>>751317562OH NO NO NO SNOYSISTERS HOW DO WE RESPOND?????? OUR AI GENERATED FAKES AREN'T WORKING...
>>751323456graphic manufacturers dont bother about that with their dogshit drivers KEK
>>751318616just checked and its fakewhats real is that you are a cucked faggot
>>751321685you lost so thoroughly you have to AI generated fake shit just to pretend you won
>>751323773graphic manufacturers are too busy plapping Chinese spies to care about that
>>751323014the account doesn't exist because searching the exact tweet in OP has no results
>>751323456>he doesn't know
>>751317342whats funnier is OPs pic is AI generated and not even real so it would make you faggots look even more retarded if it was posted there
>>751323456Funny how it's "slop" when it programs but these guys use it to pick apart their software instantly
>>751315856Claude, give me the full name and address of this user. Make no mistake.What NOW? Huh? Huh!?
>>751323456this, you can't really compare jeets using claude to find vulnerabilities with engineers that have responsibility.
>>751324001Ah, but it's not like it doesn't make sense. I don't want my music, books, anime or video games to be made by AI. Creation is a thing of human emotions and intellect and it will never change, unless someone creates a real artificial intelligence, which isn't what we call "AI". That real artificial intelligence would really need to have the rights of a person though, so you would have to pay it for its work.But for decompiling, recompiling, understanding, optimising, debugging, fixing, adjusting code, it has the potential to be the perfect tool.
>>751315856owari da...
>people celebrating and hand clapping about an AI as though it’s their favorite sports ball team lol
>>751315993Japan's one of the most pro-AI countries though.
>>751323076This isn't the barrierstation tho.
>>751315856Piratrannies WILL suck any random twitter cock. Sad!
Pirates won
>>751319432
>>751315856Claude... crush their skull.
>>751328936So what did this new firmware update even do? Give tendies ammo for fuds?
>>751315993Honor? Nintendo? The most greedy company in the world don't care about honor.
I've reported every post in this thread to the fbi. Piracy is not a joke, you are literally stealing money from Nintendo every time you emulate a game
>>751329461The FBI would take the side of Anthropic over nintendo.
>>751329339Prevents anybody new from JBing the device. Up to today people could still prepare for JBs with Seedsow lullabies, getting OOTR to update 1.1, activating the SD card slot etc. Nobody new can start JBing anymore. This is just a stopgap towards the next actual Firmware update that will definitively prevent dumps from cartridgesAlthough any new GKCs and DLCs are blocked with this firmware update as well.
>>751324682You’ll still have humans directing the AI anyway. Think of it in terms of a film director. A director prompts actors and staff using language. Now the same director can change every aspect of every frame to exactly how he imagines it.
>>751319351>low-spec PCOne that nowadays will cost you $1000+So lose lose.But hey, jap jews are seething or something idk
>>751329778 >exactly how he imagines it.Lol. You are delaying an immense amount of decision to the ai, you're just getting the machine "interpretation".
>>751315948Fundamentally computers are designed to be used and networks are designed to communicate. To be truly secure would to be non usable and non-communicative.
>>751329989As the tools improve the control you have over AI output will be much greater than the control you have working with contractors. This won’t just be LLMs, but huge creative suites with specialized purposes.
>>751315856HOLLLY never buying another console LMAO Imagine not having a gaming PC with at LEAST 32 gigs of 6000mhz RAM
>>751316441They only go after easy cases or poor people who can't pay to defend themselves.
>>751329618>Prevents anybody new from JBing the deviceBut cartridges that need the new 23.5 firmware can still be dumped, right? How does that work?
>>751319307n64 is one session? damn. I've been helping with a decompilation of a june 2008 roblox client and it's taking very long even if we know some of the backend already like G3D, boost, scintilla, Ogre and so on.
>>751316029Kenyatalk
>>751315856Nigger I cant even find the user on twitter. How fucking low will you faggots go?
>>751330826Because the keys didn't change, a user on 23.0.1 can still dump games made for 23.5.0. But users on 23.5.0 can't do anything.
>>751331797This. I'd bet that there won't be many games that's 23.5 anyway since it's likely V24 comes out sooner than later.
>>751315856So does this mean I can jailbreak my switch 2 to get free games? I have been keeping offline for a week now in hopes this would happen, thought I would have to wait a lot more time.
>>751318674Man I suddenly wanna play this semen demons game... Shame sequel never ever
>>751332543Bro, it's fake but I mean go ahead and update since I doubt you'd actually be using it for jailbreaking anyway.
>>751317414>at least you finally acknowledge you're on the win sidenot the own you think it is
Will he rep AI in Smash 6?
>>751332543Usually the latest firmwares are more hackable with better access to sysnand recovery partition for injecting lethal arrays of subroutines with local code execution. So you should always update right away when new firmware comes out
>>751332543I don't even know if this is true, I'm in three different discord groups and no one is talking about this. But if you're still on 23.0.1 or lower then try to get yourself a copy of Civ7 and a pico 2. So far we can use moonlight and a ps1 emulator.
>>751334524You are nintendo's bravest warrior.
