Nintendo flipped the narrative and emasculated /v/ with one scene.
what is this disney princess shit
They made Link, Zelda and Ganon all cool as fuck in the endgame, no complaints.
>>751346298See what I mean? Take this anon here. A disturbed specimen: he spent the last 5 years of his life flooding /v/ with tranny made CG NTR videos and the art with Link missing his genitals, and now he doesn’t know what to think. Mindbroken.
>>751346094They should have just made Zelda grunt like a guy and use the hookshot instead. She doesnt have the fem moans anymore. Just embrace her butch tomboy side this time.
>>751346094Why is Link a chinlet
I made the soiface when I recognized the reference.
Eye aside, they did make Ganon better as a boss.I also like that Zelda interacts with you more during the castle escape.No idea why they removed the time limit though. Fine you don't want to show one but the castle should collapse on you if you take too long, with some visual cues if you're running out of time.
>>751346634What is up with Aonuma and eyeballs anyway? The dude is fucking obsessed with them.
>>751346094What happrns if you roll with the wingboots?
>>751346558Best girl in the series.
>>751346429he's me
Why didnt Zelda just swap back to Sheik so she could jump across?
>>751346634Ganon is a better boss. I wasn't a huge fan of the remake but 49% of it was better.He now has more stages and much more SS imported to him.
How would BOTW Link and Zelda react to meeting these versions of Link and Zelda?
>>751348702Absolute horror. Imagine meeting uncanny valley you? Thats the shit of nightmares.
>>751348378>AonumaYou shot Gohma in its big eye in Zelda 1.
>>751346416Cruel fate for a little anon
>>751346094?
>>751348635on cooldown
>>751346094>emasculatedYeah anyone who bought it
>>751346634what does the time limit even addthe og castle escape sucked
>>751349785I see nothing wrong here.
>>751348378They're very deliberately trying to draw parallels between this game and Breath of the Wild by retroactively grandfathering BotW imagery in (specifically Ganon's 3rd eye). They hope little zoomzooms whose first vidya was BotW will look at Ocarina of Time as a prequel since that lets them leverage their most successful game ever for more recognition down the road.
>>751350115It's certainly a more elegant reference than the Skyward Sword promo art in OoT 3D.
>>751349901You can't see the woman being a man?
>>751350303She could barely pick it up. Stop trolling
>>751346298>what is this disney princess shit
>>751350303I'm going to blow your mind.
>>751350353The fact she's even there and doing anything is woke.
>>751349901Dude she touched his word during No Nut November. That's a big nono. He didn't even consent. What's Malon back home gonna think about this Hyrule spy handling his steel?
>>751349901Not enough bing bing wahoo for ya?
>>751348781So that means every single boss in Zelda should have a giant "SHOOT HERE" eyeball?
Look like a 2007 AMV video
>>751349785>>751351186She throws Link the sword instead of just standing next to it doing nothing while waiting for you to run back to grab it.In exchange Link finishes Ganon 100% on his own without needed Zelda to hold him down for the finishing blow.
>>751351186He's in stun mode for way too long.
>>751349785>>751351590Oh no, Zelda actually does something! How horrible?
/v/ on suicide watch because Zelda is sexy as fuck and link defeated itty bitty ganon AGAIN
is this bitch on fitgirl yet
>>751351590>>751351858>surely if i pretend to not understand, then the discourse will be impossible
>>751348378Eyeballs, the yellow paint of the zelda series
>>751350115>words words wordsI remember being fifteen and jaded. It's already a Zelda game you dipshit, there's no need to sneakily "make it a prequel" or whatever the fuck, there's a timeline.
>>751352090I genuinely don't understand. Why the hell wouldn't Zelda pick up the Master Sword to throw it to Link?
>>751351621Nigger the fight is basically finished by this point, this is your victory slaughter
>>751348635That's... a really good question, actually. >>751350452Anti-woke really is the gayest thing ever. At a certain point, these morons will only be satisfied if the media in question features no women at all.
>>751352213Because that's how you chip the sword for no reason. She should have carried it to him or used her magic to float it to him.
>>751349785Only Link is supposed to be able to lift the Master Sword in old Zelda lore. It was like this from Zelda 1 up to OOT. They changed that with WW onwards.
>>751350428Not gonna lie, I'm actually okay with Sheik being more overtly feminine in this version. I'm so tired of that discourse. Also, Zelda spent 7 years fighting Ganon's forces from the shadows, and all versions of the game weirdly downplay this.
>>751350452So gay you don’t even want to save the princess. Kys
>>751352431>chip the swordNigga, this isn't BotW where weapons shatter into a thousand pieces if you look at them too hard. Fi is the legendary Blade of Evil's Bane, forged from divine metal. She can take being tossed a few feet.
>>751352431>She should have carried it to him or used her magic to float it to him.Anon, your bait is amazing. Been a while since I laughed at something on this board.
>>751352537I appreciated the cutscene they added in the remake with Impa and Sheik checking the well in Kakariko, it's a small thing but it does show they were around to protect the hylians and how Zelda learned the ways of the Sheikah from Impa.
>>751352512It's still only ever Link drawing out its power. There's no logical reason for it to reject Zelda from even touching it at all.
>>751346298and here comes Jewnita Sarkeesian
>>751352843Same. It also makes the narrative a bit more cohesive. In the original, you never see Impa in the future until the end of the Shadow Temple. This scene brings things a little more together. If I'm allowed to be honest, this scene kinda make me want a side campaign where you play through the seven years of darkness as Sheik, with training from Impa.
>>751353148Was this supposed to be like while Link was doing the other dungeons or was it supposed to be before Link even woke up in Temple of Time?
>>751352667>this isn't BotW where weapons shatter into a thousand pieces if you look at them too hardUnless you get scammed by this lil guy.
>>751352942>logicSilly anon. Lore doesn't have to actually make any sense. Apparently.
>>751346634They got rid of the time limit on a ton of shit
should I do a 3 heart run or go for 100%
>>751346094erm, this is woke
>>751353236Former, I interpret it as what happened shortly before Link arrives to Kakariko in flames post-Water Temple. Impa and Sheik notice the seal on Bongo Bongo has been broken so Impa thinks it's already gone into the Shadow Temple and leaves for it while it was still hiding in the well and is attacking Sheik when Link shows up.
>>751353350You can technically do both since nothing is missable. Go nuts collecting all you've put off at the end of the game.
>>751353236The former, presumably. They were investigating Bongo Bongo's escape, which happened while Link was in the Fire Temple.
>>751346094I feel like Link lost his physique in the remake
>>751346634The only things in the entire game that have time limits anymore are the biggoron sword quests
>>751353545Looks about the same to me
>>751346634Better boss but worse atmosphere and music
>>751353546There are still timed eye/floor switches and the like though I think a couple of them were made untimed.
>>751352213Why didnt she in the previous two versions of the game?
>>751346094>emasculated /v/That's not exactly a hard thing to do
>>751353676Yeah I meant that those are the only things that display an explicit timer. Every other explicit timer (green poe blocks, ice pushing puzzle, that one room with the bubbles in jabu jabu, etc.) has their timer removed
>>751350115>retroactively grandfathering BotW imagery in (specifically Ganon's 3rd eye)
>>751346094>man does super traditional heroic acthow is that emasculating, exactly?
>>751352512I don’t think they thought the Master Sword was in Zelda 1
>>751352512It's not mjolnir you larping poser
gotta say, the cutscene of the deku tree decomposing after you beat gohma looks beautiful. this is nintendo's best looking game ever
>>751352512The gnomes and a fairy literally handle the master sword in link to the past. Before even the original OoT
>>751352512>>751353856There was no Master Sword until Link to the Past.
>>751346298just admit you aren't a real fan, tranny
>>751353856It was invented in ALTTP but the swords in Zelda 1 don't have any relevance beyond "guy gives it to you, sometimes only once you're strong enough" anyway so even if you headcanon the White Sword as the Master Sword due to Skyward Sword calling the partially perfected version that, it's not relevant to this discussion.
>>751348378That's just Nintendo in general
>>751348781That's one boss whose gimmick was shooting its eye. That has nothing to do with putting big, colorful, immersion-breaking, out of place eyeballs on every boss for no reason. Just look at MM3D for the most egregious example of that shit.
>>751353971If you're at the start of the game, you haven't seen anything yet. The environments are stunning.
>>751354190Ganon's huge technicolor tail that he always had is more immersion-breaking than the demonic third eye.
>>751349901I really hate when they have cutscenes that pause for a button prompt. Either just show me a cutscene of Link grabbing the sword or give me full control of Link to walk up and grab the sword myself. This half measure just fucks up the flow of the scene for no reason.
>>751350115Ah yes, the thing that's been a constant since the wii, a Breath of the wild tropeThat game has really mindbroken you retards
so where did demise/ganon and void come from?
>>751346298YWNBAW
>>751354190>Just look at MM3D for the most egregious example of that shitThey're Majora eyes attached like parasites. I don't mind them.
>>751354190>on every boss for no reasonIt helps the vague narrative of "Majora's Mask corrupted these creatures" especially when the bosses are said to exist as evil entities before Skull Kid showed up
>>751354495Void was just there in the nothingness before the goddesses created the world and was sealed when they did. Demise you just have to assume came up because the goddesses created demons too. It's not like they make a distinction between good and evil, anyone can use the Triforce.
>>751354692>Demise you just have to assume came up because the goddesses created demons toowhy would they do that? doesnt that defeat the whole point of law?
>>751350412troons want to be disney princesses though
>>751354774"The law" just refers to laws of nature here. Din = space, Nayru = laws of physics, Farore = life
>>751352424Not letting women genocide men is antiwoke and gay
>>751346094Imagine relying on video games to prove your masculinity
I thought this was fanmade and a parody of Luke and Leia on the Death Star
>>751355114Link had her pulled in way close. Way tighter than that beta faggot virgin luke
>>751355257The Force was subtly telling him not to stick his dick in his sister.
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>>751350115>They're very deliberately trying to draw parallels between this game and Breath of the Wild by retroactively grandfathering BotW imagery inNo retard, it's just that eyes as weakpoints are a gameplay trope and have been a Zelda trope for eons, and now Aonuma likes putting them in everywhere.
>>751354301Wrong.
>>751346298Oof, so right queen, let's break this down
>>751352512Considering how much it gets moved around, someone has to be moving it. I always assumed other people can't WIELD it. As in, trying to use it in battle.
We're to the point that zoomies are actually talking like grok
>>751346094I'm glad zelda looks like a shitty pixar movie now
>>751358792Everyone's speaking English!
>>751346094Uuuh... Is the longshot even powerful enough to do that?
>>751359013One manlet twink and a girl weigh around 250 pounds combined so probably yes
>>751354182I'm actually shocked no one used kirby's eyeball usage as a gotcha but no one would be insane to do that.
>>751346094Actually made me smile when it happened. It was sort of Disney-coded, and I mean back when Disney was good and made for White people.
To think, I grew up at a time when it was basically expected that the hero had the potential to >Grab girl around waist>grab onto rope, grappling hook, or other form of exit being pulled away from this place>carry her to safety, looking confidently into the future as she clings to youas a typical heroic act . I'm glad they didn't decide to outmode a scene like this or any sort of bad-guy-lair-is-collapsing-we-need-to-escape bits. Though I do have to wonder why they cut all the time limited bits.
