>Crimson Desert having fantasy machine monsters and jetpacks means it's a jumblefuck that should be made fun of >BOTW having robots and motorbikes is completely fine though, zero complaints, Nintendo does it again How do you explain this phenomenon without coming off as a biased fanboy
gookslop is not interesting.
>>751350649How is it explained in the lore? Sheikah tech and the later Zonai tech that completely memory-holed the existence of Sheikah tech was fucking stupid, thougheverbeit.
>>751351269Just like Nintenslop
Pearl Abyss doesn't understand the concept of restraint. They have an idea and put it in Crimson Desert.
>>751352197Pearl Abyss was started by a programmer who got sick of being middle managed at his previous job so the entire corporate culture is "Programmers supreme. Got an idea? Put it in."There is no direction. If a person wanted to spearhead something like Kojima would, he'd be defenestrated in a nanosecond.
>>751350649>korea gay, japan coolits really as simple as thateverybody always thought of korea as a shittier knockoff japan, and that still rings true today. granted the koreans arent exactly doing much to dispel that
>>751351956The magic is the part I think is more undocumented lol. The tech stuff actually makes sense because the game has a lot of scholars and super wizards and a mad scientists and shit. Obviously tech exists in any universe.>>751350649I found it to be more like Final Fantasy than BOTW but yeah the double standards are retarded.
>>751354410FUCK. YOU. LITTLE. BITCH!!!! there's a REASON it works in Final Fantasy and not here you stupid FUCK. in crimson desert people are literally living in crumbling stone buildings with straw floors and shit, that is NOT appreciable to living in a society that has robots and machines. in Final Fantasy they PROPERLY WEAVE THE TECHNOLOGY INTO THE GAME'S SETTING, DUMB ASS, BECAUSE JAPANESE ACTUALLY THINK BEFORE THEY JUST ADD MORE RANDOM SHIT INTO THEIR GAMES. GET OFF THE GOD DAMN BOARD.
>>751351956>thougheverbeitSomeone explain why I keep seeing this retarded vomit-conjugation (and it's variants), that looks like it came out of the worst, most limey, dentist-absent tea drinking patch of UK faggistan so often. Is this just more zoomer niggerspeak like calling people "chat"? What retard spawned this?
>>751350649There are no problems with mixing magic and technologies, but the execution must be goodIt is not very good in Crimson Desert
>>751354769>*screechy weeb noises intensify*
>>751350649Your impotent spazzing ain't gonna make chinkslop popular in the west you twitter spamming potato.
It's almost as if there's a massive Japan bias.
>>751354989>It is not very good in Crimson DesertHow is it not? They make entire polities to justify it.You're like saying TES shouldn't have magic because there's a mages guild.
>>751350649Japan does it with whimsy and soul, Crimson Desert looks just like a generic UE5 game even though its apparently a different engine. That's really it.
>it's unrealistic for some countries to be technologically advanced while others are backwards
>>751350649crimson desert should be made fun of because it has zero direction or intent behind any of its decisions and it's the culmination of Nintendo Hire That Man! design. the weeks after launch where they just gutted every ounce of friction in every patch was hilarious
>>751355290>>751355436But Ocarina of Time remake looks like a generic UE5 game too and it's also being sucked off
>>751350649You think there's a chance that there could be different kinds of people on the internet with different opinions, OP?
CD did the tech stuff fine but how would you weebs even have done it better? Should the floating dungeons just be rocks with castles on them? Should the mech enemies just be animals? And your mech, should it have just been some kind of gargoyle? Would that have made the game better even though the atmosphere would have taken a massive hit by the generic bat?
glok put every feature from every game released in the last 10 years into one game
>>751355284When technology emerges, it always inevitably spreads to the masses in one form or another. That’s exactly why if you have jetpacks and robotic spiders, you should also have trains and steam generators.Combining technology and magic should always emphasize the mass adoption of tech, rather than you living in a fantasy world and suddenly stumbling upon a Gundam in the middle of nowhere.
>>751355436CD has excellent direction, you would know that if you played it.
>>751350649Braindead cultists don't have cohesive thoughts.
>>751355510But its the fruits of different factions that aren't really connected. As a result it's rare. And ther IS adoption of it regardless.
>>751350649I mean, mixing Fantasy and Sci-Fi is something video games have done since the dawn of time.
>>751355480thats not true and you know it
>>751355581i know this is bait but it was very funny watching the early reviews complain about the lack of a fast travel point in the main city so the first patch added one but didn't remove the one directly next to it so they just had two fast travel points for the same location
>>751355789It's not bait.
>>751355480>generic UE5 gameIf you played and and felt how the game engine feels you'd know right away it's not an UE5 slop
>>751354954I exclusively use it to bait extemely low IQ mentally retarded idiots like you. Works 100% of the time.
>>751355510>you should also have trains and steam generators. You have that in Crimson Desert, hell, the city of the nigger who made the technology has electric street lights and zeppelins
>>751355703>>751355868It's true though
>>751355703>>751355868its baffling how pathetic tendies are, they're defending HIRE THIS MAN tier shit
>>751355581>literal fucking year 5000 civilization in delesyia>gorthak, leader of the orcs living right next to them during the main quest: "look, we just invented rifles to fight them!"excellent direction my ass
POKEMON WITH GUNS
>>751356490should they have been 5 more minutes away? it's a fucking video game
>>751355789There are two fast travel points at the goblin camp not the main town and they were added at the same time. The day 1 patch actually moved the Hernand fast travel point but they left in all the cosmetic stuff so you could see where it was originally. The original was all the way north of the castle past the stables near a cliff. So every time you wanted to go into town you had a minute long run and it was possible to never actually find the teleport if you weren't checking every corner of the mapInstead of normal fast travel they wanted most fast travel to be done by teleporting into the abyss and then jumping off so there were only going to be a few teleport nodes and you couldn't teleport to completed puzzles
>>751350649I'm gonna be honest, the mix of medieval fantasy with futuristic mechs might reason #1 why I didn't buy this game.Calling it a jumblefuck is fitting, it just destroys all believability of the world.
>>751356714>and you couldn't teleport to completed puzzlesThat would have been a feature imo, those points are weird.Just jumping off of the abyss would be annoying though since they're so far up. It's great for exploring new areas but really bad when you just want to get to somewhere you've been.
>>751350649Makes sense when this comes from a gook mmo maker
>>751356872Did you skip Final Fantasy and Warcraft for the same rasons?
>>751354954New word dropped, bro. Adapt or die.
>>751356963I only ever played FF9 and the steampunk aesthetic was cool, too bad they didn't go harder with it.As for Warcraft, I never played a single game of that franchise.
>>751354954
>>751357158It's pretty cool in this game too but the vibe in-game, how it feels, is where it really shines. >As for Warcraft, I never played a single game of that franchise.You haven't lived.
>>751354954It's a mix of though, however and albeit. Been used here for a couple of years now
>>751354954Because a couple years ago the ESLs would randomly seethe whenever they saw a sentence end with "though" and variations of it.
>>751356872Your thoughts on BOTW
>>751354954Yes. It's just a stupid zoomer meme word. It's literally how they identify themselves as retards so we know to ignore them.
>>751357340Real niggas use althougheverbeit
>>751350649Tendies are known hypocrites
>>751357546Too much of an empty overworld, breakable weapons, upgrading armor with faeries is dumb. Also, I don't even own a switch, generally don't vibe with Nintendo games.
>>751357846nintendo may be a scum company, but they still know how to make good games
>>751355290To be fair, japan also fucking sucks, but at least they're not korea levels of it.
>>751357664ONLY niggers, and MAYBE some of the "white" tea niggers from the land of no dentists, would ever use any of those "words". If you use them you are by default a nigger. You can side-grade to a britcuck for +10 IQ and -10 self-respect.
>>751358019nice try kim, japan is based
>>751357858No thoughts on the tech x magic mix
>>751350649It's because the tech is mixed in a nonsensical way. Crimson Desert straight up has modern mechas with machine guns but for some reason everyone rides a horse and lives like a medieval peasant. Makes no sense>but FF has techIt's either ancient/alien (like FF1) or it's used on every level of society (like FF7/15)
>>751350649>direction pathingIs this a new buzzword?
>>751350649Western culture is boring as fuck where everything has to be segmented. Fantasy can only be derivatives of Tolkien, Sci-fi can only be derivatives of Blade Runner. Their goyslop minds cant comprehend mixing of genres and themes
>>751350649Both games are overrated shit and deserve to be made fun of in equal measure.
>>751358605>Crimson Desert straight up has modern mechas with machine guns but for some reason everyone rides a horse and lives like a medieval peasant. Makes no senselook at real life also you clearly haven't played FF7/15.
>>751358806The mix has to make sense. In Crimson Desert it doesn't, not unless you imagine the advanced country as being perfectly isolated from the rest, which it is not according to the story of the gameIn FF8 the sci-fi town was isolated from others, that made sense
>>751350649>uhm but what about nintendo!They're both dumb. Please stop crying and pointing at other things.
>>751350649Chinkslop is repugnant garbage and zeldaslop is equally garbage.
>>751358912You clearly haven't played real life if you think there's any place on this planet where people aren't watching brainrot on their phones>you clearly haven't played FF7/15Go on, tell me what's inconsistent about their tech without going muh chocobos. Chocobos aren't actually that widely used in 7/15, they're used about as much as we use horses IRL
>>751350649Nobody would ever hold those opinions simultaneously. Who are these botow fans you imagine who don't enjoy crimson desert?
Is this western cope?
>>751354954it's from early jeet posting on /tv/ when retards were still subtle about it.
>>751359076>You clearly haven't played real life if you think there's any place on this planet where people aren't watching brainrot on their phoneszoomer education everyone
>>751359118>Who are these botow fans you imagine who don't enjoy crimson desert?You can't be serious. Who do you think is constantly seething about this ludokino?
>>751350649Crimson Deserts Asian brand of tonally inconsistent fantasy that feels like they just want to put every genre into one setting has, and always will be garish and awful. You can like the game, sure, but I dont not for one second believe anyone when they say they like the world it created, and it takes itself so seriously. From realistic graphics to the demeanour of the characters.Zelda as a franchise is more whimsical and, from its designs to its characters, so when it does "random machine shit with the fantasy stuff" it is tonally consistent. When its explaination is "its fantasy" the tone of Zelda games just has you saying "yes, its fantasy shit", but because CD is going for realism when it tries to explain it as "its fantasy shit" it comes off as throwing everything into the pot because you thought it would be cool, and it doesnt even make sense. Why the fuck are they using swords and spears when there are tanks and fucking automatic weapons with mechanicus striders that shoot lasers. It literally doesnt make sense, in Zelda it actually gets away with the exact same things because it is tonally consistent.
>>751359320nogames, obviously. Same thing when trolls invented a rivalry between fans of rdr2 and botw, as if I didn't log hundreds of hours in both. The single console fanboy is exceedingly rare to the point he's almost a myth, at least among actual gamers. The guy who owns one xbox for NHL '26 doesn't think about or discuss this stuff outside of "bro you got playstation? gay lol".
warcraft also has tanks and jetpacks in their "medieval fantasy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0KAaDwsE8si cant believe the first 3 minutes of an ai slop video gives better context than any actual human retard has about why this game turned out to be the mess it is
>>751359445you are deranged
>>751359713its not a mess thoand 10 seconds into this video outs it as wrong and retarded
>>751355510>shits on the game he clearly didn't playbro
>>751360125But you cant say Im wrong. You have never played an Asian fantasy game where it was medieval times, but there is also modern technology for no real reason, and have it be a good game. It is one of the major signs of just throwing in everything thinking it will work, and not actually making a setting that makes sense.How do you have a setting where there are cars and flying machines, but people still live like its medieval times anon. The reason why this doesnt work is becuase you know that if you tried to go back in that settings history there is no explanation. The entire history of that world is exactly what you see in the game, nothing before, nothing after. Its why you cant put your finger on it, but the world itself is just not engaging, because its not tangible. Its the exact same feeling you get when you see a fantasy setting inspired by medieval Europe, but its as diverse as a modern city. You know it doesnt make sense in that world, and you can see the creators hand placing tthe pieces without in world explanation for any of it.
>>751360446I can but there's no point arguing too hard with someone as crazy as you are. I've played several games like that.
May as well as this here, when the fuck are you supposed to do the Sanctums? I went to one and heard a voice telling me "piss of you're not ready yet" and just ignored them from then on.
>>751360532From the main quest I think, I forgetDon't forget to do pic related while you do them
>>751359237That board has literally NEVER produced a meme that wasn't pure 80-iq niggerbabble. I wonder why.
>>751358806Easterners don't understand how build believable worlds. They just mash a bunch of random shit together and call it """art""".
>>751355346Wow. Crimson Desert is subverting expectations. Hernand a typical european civ is actually the least developed country. 2deep5me
>>751360184he literally quotes the devs themselves admitting that they made the world first and then tried to fill it up with random shit, which is the wrong way to do things
>>751360997>hewhat kind of niggerbot are you? it's hallucinated garbage what the fuck happened to your brain?
>>751356887Wtf how do you turn that shit on???
>>751354954ignore the retards replying to you. it comes from a mexican on /int/ and /qa/ who would always respond to people who said "though" at the end of a sentence - people began using exaggerated forms of the word to bait and shitposthttps://desuarchive.org/qa/search/image/WbH1OCEgYnsrKAF3N8Sm1g/
>>751361229There's mechanisms below it to turn it on. Follow the tuuubes.
>>751356887there should be an item that boosts you up like that anywhere
>>751361045retard
Why do people get upset here when you call a bad game bad?
>>751363319everybody that plays Crimson Desert is a homosexual that is gay for Temu John Snow
>>751360927>Some parts of Europe were more backwards than others
>>751360771Do not slander CUNNY
>>751363319crimson desert is the goty for smart gamers so its sad when dumb people sleep on it
>>751350649>direction pathingYou know what, I don't even want to know. Anyone dropping eceleb speak doesn't play videogames, that much is painfully clear by now.
Zelda does it with class
>>751364386this is so embarrassing
>>751363495are u sure
>>751364028GOTY for the most annoying and cultish fanbase maybe.
>>751365686its the guys who actually like gameplay and graphics
>>751350649>be retard>make assumptions about a thing>experience thing and see that your assumptions were wrong>say thing is stupid for not being like you expectedthis is common for stupid people to do. also a lot of these complaints come from western devs who are just mad about eastern devs doing something different, just like a few were mad about palworld for "not being creative enough". its just ramblings of salty western devs and actual retards who cant handle things being different.
>>751365749It's the guys who bought second-rate ubislop and have been trying to justify their purchase every since.
>>751366126>second-rate ubislopwhat happened to you pal? still mad shadows flopped?
I like Crimson desert's world, Its surreal. whimsical. The only real fault I have with it, is that they chose a realistic art style instead of something more cartoonish like zelda.
>>751366354I am mad that I spent money on this trash and played past the refund window. But at least I'm not delusional like you and don't have to pretend like it was a good videogame.
>>751366593eh I love it especially with DLSS
>>751366772>buyers remorse buck broke him so bad he has to make it known in every thread about said gamekek genuinely seek help
>BOTW having robots and motorbikes is completely fine though, Robots, yes because mech shit has been in the games for decades. Motorbike, no. it triggered me more than fucking trains.
>>751366945The ones with the biggest buyer's remorse are the cultists who have to gaslight themselves into believing this is anything but mediocre ubislop and then go proclaim it the game of the decade on the internet.
>>751367373Whatever helps you cope bro
Imagine how more popular this game would be if you could play as a custom character instead of super generic Joe Doe#3521
Crimson Desert filtered all the correct people <90 IQ players
>>751350649why didnt you reply to whoever this is on your reactionary propaganda website?
>>751367425It's the truth, I witnessed the formings of your cult firsthand on the game's subreddit (which is now mostly dead lol)
is there a mod or easy way to 'learn' all these DUMB FUCKING TRADING STANDS that are retarded and filled my map with ????????
>open map>set to 'all'>barely anything on iti hate this ufcking shit bro
Why did Crimson Desert not get the coom mod culture that Skyrim did
>>751367998>redditstay there next time
>>751368169Because Pearl Abyss keeps constantly updating the game. I imagine it would be difficult to make mods without them breaking constantly because of that.
>>751368393Why is the Sims (and Inzoi to a certain extent) the only game franchise where modders don't bitch and moan about how their game is getting updated?>hey, here's a patch of fuck all valueseriously look how banal the patches for Sims 4 can getOnly in the Sims 4 is it>sure mod will get updatedEverywhere else they act like as if the publisher went into their house and raped their dads.
>>751366772>im poor with bad taste THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>751350649this game is so fucking soulless and boring man. I am convinced it was made 100% purely by AI.
