I hope Jason will be able to cheat on his gross foid girlfriend with men.
>>751376060mirin
>>751376060Women prefer top
the forced relationship will blow up in their faceyes its supposedly optional but judging from the material the story has been set up as a relationship
>>751376060>both are only lifting 20Unintentionally funny because that's how you more the bottom is roided with zero real muscle.
>>751376060>3 hours into the game and Lucia's blowing up your phone, but you missed the 27 calls and 39 texts because you were doing a mission. >You return her call and she doesn't pick up.
>>751376432Nobody cares what foids prefer.
>>751376432True, but top is still far more muscle than the average man
>>751376060imagine if she looked like xochitl gomez
los maricones, señores de gran heterosexualidad
>>751376472How about we don’t do what they intend for us to do? Kinda like that tranny pixelshit game with the deer girl.
>>751376060Too hairy.
>>751377168> Hairless men with women faces and women hairstylesJust come out as straight dude.
I hate fags so much
>>751376432>Women prefer top
>>751376060Can I just make him really thin instead?
>>751376432who cares?
>>751377203bisexuals exist
>>751377203>come out as straightNever thought I'd read this.
>>751376060i'd bottom for bottom
>>751377203you say this as a joke but i have genuinely gotten that treatment based on my preferences i don't like vagina but i have basically been called a fag by fags because i don't like ugly, fat, hairy, middle-aged men
>>751377315If you don't work out and don't eat a lot he'll get thinner and lose muscle.
>>751377507I mean like… crackhead thin.
>>751377354Biscum are not a real sexuality. >>751377487You literally like women, why are you pretending to be gay just because vaginas are repulsive? Even straight men find vaginas repulsive, you're not gay if you like female appearance.
>>751377315Jason is ostensibly very customisable. You can make him a bald, bearded lardass. Or a skinny twink with long hair. Or his default appearance which appears to be ex military meathead.
>>751377545Don't know yet that's like TB Arthur tier.
>>751377426The majority of this board acts like massive faggots regardless of their sexuality so it was a matter of time.
>>751377559Vaginas aren’t that repulsive, they’re nice to be inside :)
>>751377559hey farquad
>>751377663>they’re nice to be inside :)Then why do babies try to leave as soon as possible? :)
>>751377487wy are you streit?
>>751377487just admit you like pussy and become a bi chad
>>751377559Bisexuality's actually the only real sexuality. The Romans understood this.
>>751377559The only feminine part of them is their heads the rest is big rippling muscles that feminine-adjacent lovers aren't attracted to.
>>751377559>You literally like women, why are you pretending to be gayyou don't even know my preferences retardgay inquisitors are just as insufferable as bible thumpers
>>751377821Biscum are just porn addict incels with sky high suicide rates and zero sex. You're just boring straights nobody wanted so you tried to "open your options", but stats show nobody wants to date you anyways.
Why are you gay?
So have people just given up thinking that the woman in this game is also a protagonist? People always talk about her nagging but you can always just switch to her and throw yourself off a roof… right? I don’t know I haven’t played gta for like 20+ years.
>>751378430It has a dual protagonist system like the 3 protagonists of GTA. You cannot throw her off a roof and just play the wholegame as Jason, she has entire forced sections they've already shown like her prison intro, hell the game begins with her.But yeah chances are they'll be able to break up and you'll be able to do 70% of open world stuff as Jason. Lots of stuff gonna be exclusive to Lucia though like how in GTA 5 each character had their own unique open world quests.
>>751378154this isn't gaygen bro, you have no power here
>>751376432That's right, guess who made this game and for what audience.
What's with the bisexual hate?t. bi
>>751377168GLORIOUS AMBUSH
> Nobody> not a single soul> literally nobody>> GUYS I'M BISCUM I SWEAR I'M BISCUM PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!There really isn't a more insecure, performative and lonely group is there?
>>751378721>biscumDid a bisexual break your heart or something?
>>751378576some gays hate bisexuals - it's normally jaded bottoms that hate how bi tops are often the type of guy they are really into, being way more like straight guys than gay tops, but can be flaky and noncommittal
>>751378753Nobody's dating biscum so how can you break anybody's heart? Maybe people don't like you because you're not a real sexuality and extremely obnoxious and are making a gay thread about you?
>>751378154>Biscum are just porn addict incels with sky high suicide rates and zero sexYeah, i don't know about that. I think you might just be completely insane.
>>751378867need more leon or raiden in me life
>>751378867>Yeah, i don't know about that.You do know about that, otherwise you wouldn't hijack a gay thread to make it about you. I'm sorry you biscum are just boring lonely straights nobody will ever love.
>>751378956>survey shows>those groups reportBet I'd post something that goes against your belief and you'd hit me with that Frodo stare
>>751379000It's not a belief if it's the truth. Go back to your straight porn, incel.
>>751378154Maybe if you were this militant against the trannies you wouldn't have lost all the power in the gay pecking order you had spent decades building to them. You're at the bottom of the totem pole now.
>>751379025see, it's your opinion and you're entitlted to it. You can hate those people all you like it's fine, but do not try to use any "scientific" method to validate what is just your opinion man
>>751376432Good.I don't know why Gym bros do it for the sake of other guys.At least people who are actually Athletic have a practical use.Sorry nigga but someone able to run a marathon has more practical use than the dude benching 255
>>751378838Lmao my gf doesn't know I'm bi
>>751379132Funny you say that considering its biscum the ones fucking trannies and invading gay spaces to tell gays they need to like women larping as men.
>>751376060Looks heavily faggot coded. It's like this giga faggot meme...>>751379220Does she knows "bi" are more likely to get aids than straight people? She needs to know.
>>751379189>someone able to run a marathon has more practical use than the dude benching 255lol no raw strength is way more useful in your daily life, what the fuck
>>751379337Raw strength is almost completely useless but being able to have sex for 12 hours straight is pretty good ngl
>>751379327>Does she knows "bi" are more likely to get aids than straight people? She needs to know.That's not true. Faggots have the highest rate of aids
>>751379735>this is the reading comprehension capability of ESL retrasados
>>751379407oh you're a normalshit...
>>751378956I can't speak for some random group, but me and my gf love sharing art with each other of hot guys and girls.
>>751379735Oh yeah?! Turns out 'bi" are faggots! How about that, retarded kun?
>yes lucia>definitrly lucia>of course lucia>sorry lucia>you are right luciaI can already feel it coming
>>751376590Fuck; that's peak latina lover immersion.
My hope is that i can keep Lucia as crime partner, and get some nice white woman to match his looks
>>751376060>I hope Jason will be able to cheat on his gross foid girlfriend with men.Straightest /fit/ poster
You guys think they will go for the generic 'Jason and Lucia betray each other' angle?
farquaad thread. clean it up, jannies.
>>751378576bitter gay people hate bis because they can still fit in to normal society by essentially just being straightthey see it as not "committing" to being gay despite being into the same sex in other words, the same sexuality-based discrimination that they themselves are appalled by when it happens to them by straight people
>>751376060Damn right! LGBT chuds rise up!
>>751379167Moar
Total spic death
thinly veiled homolust thread
>>751383304Being committed to homosexuality is like being committed to zoophilia. It's a fetish to get you off. The only sex that actually matters is peeny in vajeeny.
>>751376060Why are men so much hotter than women?
>>751376590>You return her call and she doesn't pick up.>you block her number
>>751376060So you can fantasize about being with men irl? Faggot.
>>751379189>I don't know why Gym bros do it for the sake of other guys.Insecurity. They were bullied as a kid or they felt ignored by girls so they overcompensate by becoming huge motherfuckers
>>751377559Innies aren't repulsive
>>751377168based
Press O to jerk
>>751382085Yes. They can’t write for shit.
>>751376060Are you a fujo or a flaming homo?
>>751387682wasn't it supposed to be an own?
>>751376432They prefer the swimmer look (ottermode) while assuming anyone who looks like they lift of being gay.At least it's like that in my country
>>751379189>Sorry nigga but someone able to run a marathon has more practical use than the dude benching 255In daily life? No. In the military, oh yes, all cardiobros can sign up to the military!!! I insist
>>751388875No woman in the history of humankind has looked at Henry Cavil or Jason Mamoa and gone,>Ew, must be gay. I wish he was leaner.anon.
>>751377821Leon isn't a bottom, dude. Chris is.
>>751389238Chris fucks women and lots of them
>>751389350lol no.
>>751377487Faggots get the rope even if other faggots think you're a faggot.
>>751389626You'll have to be strong enough to tie a knot and lift a man first, you limp wrist skinny bitch lel
>>751379271Imagine being elitist about getting dicks shoved in your shit hole. Disgusting
>>751389841It's true, he should be like you and take any dick that comes your way. Any. Animals, too.
i love my trans gf
>>751389471yes
>>751376060>>751377168Give it to me straight guys, do women actually find body-hair attractive? The shit annoys the hell out of me and the only reason I'm not getting everything below my neck lasered is the off chance that I'll get a girlfriend one day.
>>751390157no
Gay bar gay sex Jason. sweaty sauna house no homo erotica. Its the woke way. I hope so.
>>751376432nigga this is the gay homo thread, fuck off with what foids think
>>751376060I'M THE BOSS OF THIS GYM
>>751390298Correct, its something gay men love tho
>>751376669Yeah, all of us fucking GAY
>>751390298No. Most people look at it as old man cope, but shaving your legs is fucking gay. so you're trapped in this limbo where you're hairy as sasquatch but everyone knows if you do anything to change that.
Also if you laser your hair everyone will know
>>751376432>caring what foid preferngmi
>>751377426Homos do it constantly to biGODs. They seethe so fucking much and call them "breeders", it's hilarious.
>>751377487>"ugly", fat, hairy, middle-aged menliterally the best men you can get. top tier patrician taste
