>see tons of lewd Uma Musume fanart>I'm into gacha, so I decide to try it>it isn't lewd in the less, just silly>watch anime>it isn't lewd at all eitherThose bastards lied to me!
>>751386453Isn't it like illegal for it to be lewd or something under their contracts and agreements?
>wanting lewd art of horsesnigga
MANT killed global btw just like it was foretold
>>751386782>he doesn't know about mlp
>>751386568no, the yakuza is very heavily involved in horse racing and they Strongly Suggest that you do not do anything that can tarnish the image of the sport and the real life animals.
>>751386782They're pretty far removed from the horses.
>>751386782Nigga.We have one board entirely dedicated to horse fucking.
>>751386453>I'm into gachaBrave of you to be open about your brain damage like that
>>751386782>>751386854>It is June 26th, 2025. >A cartoon about horse-themed girls has taken the internet by storm.>It is October 10th, 2010.>A cartoon about horse-themed girls has taken the internet by storm.
>>751387568It's like pottery, it rhymes.
>grinding aces on grand live
>>751386453fans have coom stored in their brain
>>751388002My horses always come out like shit and I know I'm probably just playing wrong but I find it's easier to simply blame my problems on not whaling.
>>751387568>next: 2040I'm not confident I will still be alive by then.
>>751386782All the cool kids do it, Anon.Since the beginning of time, and until the end of it.
Not only off-model but off-character Oguri Fat with that sultry look, she doesn't know anything about "the birds and/or the bees" shit.Nice ass nevertheless.
>>751388607>>off-character Oguri Fat with that sultry look>"Eh Oguri, I want to feed you my cum!"Guarantee she will make that look.Just on the idea of getting fed tho, she will bite.
>>751386453Fuck off.
>>751388748she will bite off your dick along with it
>>751386453>It isn't lewd in the lessFucking esl moment
>>751386568Their rules are weird
>>751388748Based. I kinda dislike Oguri for being such a meta bitch and one of the best horses for literally every PVP event ever, while also being kinda one note and boring. But she would give mad head
STOP TRYING TO GASLIT ME INTO THINKING OGURI IS SEXY
>>75138821970% of the game is having the right cards 20% is knowing when to click wit and 10% is breeding
>>751390106>>But she would give mad head>Oguri mistake the gloryholes for an all-you-can-eat buffet
>>751390106>>751390550I wouldn't risk it.
would you play this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JI3qaWsOo
I wish vaginas didn't smell so weird. Even fresh out of the shower, every girl smells fucking bad when they get wet or just sitting around the same thing happens. I'm sure dicks don't smell any better but I don't really care because that's not my problem. It seems a cruel joke for pussy to smell so fucking weird and unpleasant but still get your dick hard. If there is a creator, he's fucking around and laughing at this nonsense he made
>>751390687absolutely. An actual uma racing game sounds both potentially really cool and interesting, because how many racing games exist that are on foot races? Most require a vehicle, so they follow that same set of rules that racers have had for years. I want to see a fast run racing game.
>>751390687>>751390771Underground horse racing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjefYsbtwTI
>>751390758you're supposed to put your dick in there, not your face, silly.
>>751386453Just play a lewd gacha, problem solved.
>>751391046the fact they didn't put underground music on that makes me want to dislike it
>>751386453>wanting to fuck the mentally handicappedHave some shame anon...
>>751386880It's fucking betting money on running animals, what image is there to tarnish?
>>751386453Dont know what the fuck you're on about anon. Some of them can be pretty sexy, if not lewd.
>>751386453Do people honestly find oguri sexy?What's the appeal?
>>751387568Tbqh the umamusume girls are pretty much just regular anime girls with le kemonomimi. The horses are just a excuse and nobody cares about them in the west (and I doubt most japs give much of a fuck either)
>>751386453Oguri Brap
>>751391046Underground racing? Don't you normally race above ground?
>>751386453Go shit up the multiple other boards you're probably still shitting up
>>751390758Ok but when dealing with a beautiful woman, her most disgusting smells become sublime.
>>751391515Dumb girl with heart of gold.Also, belly and visible thong straps.
>>751391515Off-model fan art.Other than that she's great buddy and daughteru material.Have a plushie of her at home that I won in a crane game in japan.
>>751391515Lesbians are hot.
>>751391714no actually 90% of the time they are not
>>751391714That is highly subjective.
>>751391426Lewding the umas is hot since the base material is kinda prudish, and Cygames will actively DMCA you if you draw porn of it(lewd and softcore is fine I think). It's a forbidden fruit. You have to make your imagination work for it.Meanwhile there's no point in lewding idk Azur Lane or Nikke since they are already borderline porn and you don't get anything you don't already get from the game itself.At least that's my opinion on it. It's hotter if you are not supposed to.
>so wifeable that not even yurifags dare to touch herHow does she do it?
>>751391738>>751391741Sorry, a slight correction is due>Anime lesbians are hot.
>>751391741How can you be non-binary AND a lesbian? Doesn’t lesbian imply both sides are women?
>>751390687Dude also made a Mortal Kombat bit with Haru. Which reminds me:2D pixel graphics tag uma fighter when? That shit would print money I guarantee.
>>751386453Moar ogurin..
>>751391780By being normal. No joke.
>>751391931someone vibe coded an uma fighter, but it's not very good. Cygames is clearly leaving money on the table for the series, but I wonder if they're worrisome about having to get permissions for their characters to beat the crap out of each other. Even party dash feels haphazard as a release, though that's more on the devs side of things.
>>751386568No, it's because of the yakuza.>>751391420It's because career criminals are concerned with looking the part in being as "legit" and "clean" as possible, so they want their literal gambling "game" to look as proper as possible with none of the problematic sexualization.Also because westurdners crying out "muh soggy knees" if it was lewd and causing some social commotion, especially anything that would result in some spanking from google/apple stores, would be very, very inconvenient for their operations.Well, it also helps that Japs are subservient bootlickers to a disgusting degree and more than happily do the bidding of corpos, even ones run by their mafia, so they go out and rage at anyone daring to draw horse boobs or pussy... for free no less, kek
>>751391630Then you bust a nut and face reality
>>751392039>Even party dash feels haphazard as a release, though that's more on the devs side of things.Party dash really needs a massive expansion or huge sequel that let's you have up to 8 players in a match and add at least three times more modes and minigames to play.
Why do you faggots need pseudo generals here for your gachashit?
>>751390661>Blowjob from Ogurior>Footjob from any UmaGive your dick a warrior death.
>>751391931>Dude also made a Mortal Kombat bit with HaruWhat the hell?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m23jiEtEmko
>>751392662https://youtu.be/oSBQmaxu9p0this vid still fucks me up
>>751391046If the gacha was like this, I might even play it.
i would like more lewd pictures to use as wallpapers please
>>751386453Where's the farts
>>751392580>Footjob from any UmaEasy. I just ask Meek.
>>751392284That's a problem for future me.
>>751386453>>it isn't lewd at all
>>751392543Because actually going to /vg/ is a miserable experience
For me, it's spe-chan sex
>>751393429Spe-chud is even less sexual than Oguri
>>751392963The tail being balled up like that has to be uncomfortable for her. I don't think horses like having their tails messed with.
>>751392662Canon strength Umamusume.
>>751393649It doesn't seem to be that tight to be painful, official material already depicts them hiding their tails in restricted spaces. And women are expected to undergo some pain to look pretty.
>>751392732The Lash...
>>751394098Belno light's reporter disguise in that scene is seriously one of the best looking outfits in the entire franchise. It couldn't have more perfect for her.
>>751394304They look really good in typical professional clothes
>>751393429For me it's Gold City.
>>751386568QRD on this? Do the pornmakers in japan go to jail?
>>751396213No but the horse owners could get mad about the porn and theoretically pull the license on their horses.
>>751390106The only Uma I'd trust less with a bj is Shinko
>>751396809What’s to stop them from going>this is my original character Blakushin Q
>>751391046>not most wantedbut I wanted to activate swing maestro when the decadence chorus hits, underground 2 ost is pretty lacking
>>751392017the bronze age...
>>751397192OK but during the stone age...
297278302972783029727830Join dirt CM rooma
>>751396958Respect.
>>751391780
>>751396213the Yakuza sends hitmen that cut their fingers off so they can't draw anymore
>>751396958They already had to create legally distinct horses for a number of characters before they were implemented into umamusume. Stay gold and duramente are the finest examples who had distinct NOT REAL versions until cygames got the rights.
>>7513925431) It makes (You) super upset2) having a thread on /vg/ or any other board doesn't mean a game can't be discussed on /v/ - VIDEO GAMES3) see 1
Who let the umatards out
>>751391046wtf you can't put actual gameplay in my gachaslop DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>751386453sexo oguri cap
>>751397551UmaGAWDS discuss their VIDEO GAME wherever they please. Your feelings about this are irrelevant and not under any consideration.
>>751397551WHOO LET THE UMATARDS OUT
>>751397709Umamusume is a multimedia franchise. It just needs more games that aren't gacha gambling. Imagine a just cause styled umamusume game with how powerful all the girls are.
>>751391046These clips and mods have gone crazy viral. I wouldn't be surprised if we see an actual official spinoff game like this in the next two years.
>>751391931At the end of the day, Uma is an idol series based on real horses. I doubt they could get everyone involved on board for greenlighting a fighting game. People don't wanna see their oshi get beaten up.
I like Dic
>>751386568cygays will never take my koikatsu porn of their characters
>>751398961I don't like glasses but she's the best glasses girl
Sloppy sex with Umamusume in heat
>>751399270You're fucked bro>>751397504
So, if these things replaced horses, did that mean soldiers in old wars would like...ride on their shoulders during battle or something?
Playing gacha because of the fan art is like following a porn stars' Instagram because you found them on pornhub
>>751400213Funny get all "Cars" universe
>>751400213They are never going to into specifics, since it's a feelsgood series about cute girls that sing, dance and race, but according to the lore, the relationship between umas and humans has been troubled in the past, and only recently they have achieved peaceful coexistance.Also them being so much more physically superior to humans, the implication is that Umas could have comitted extreme brutality with ease.
>>751402132Damn. Thats some Planet of the Apes shit if they wanted to go there.
>>751401525Damn Ayabe's sister looks like that?
>>751398943I bet you could make something that's like fighting tournament without it being overly violent towards the characters, have some bullshit explanation like "it's virtual reality, they're not really getting" or whatever.
>>751386453
>>751399575heinously mogged by rob roy thoughbeitfully
>>751386568Things have changed a bit since the game hit global, and a bunch of artists who don't give a shit about those rules have entered the picture, but it's crazy just HOW EFFECTIVE they actually were, at least in Japan.Like, yes, NSFW works always existed, but the ratio of SFW to NSFW fanart was pretty damn noticeable considering how popular the franchise was. I remember checking Pixiv and seeing that out of roughly 400k fanarts, only around 10k were tagged as +18.
>>751403637marvelous...
>>751391713your daughter is my wife
>>751386782>that vid of a horse creampieing that old broad with close up of his urethra bulging with each rope of cum he dumps inside her cunt then when he pulls out a flood of horse cum comes out and makes a pool on the floorZamn
>>751403705
>>751403848shes great but god i hate cygames for changing her signature outfit
>>751399691>knows you are lying to her and plays along >that sexy serious face she makes when she is on the last corner of the race>takes you away from the academy grounds so that she can ignore her own rulesBakushin is the kind of girl that would let you think that you are tricking her into sex, when in reality she has been playing with you all this time and will be the one to actually make the first move on you
>>751402132>according to the lore, the relationship between umas and humans has been troubled in the pastsource and elaborate, to u knowledge they have been in living in peace since they first appeared because humans simply like Umas and Umas simply like running, so they have never really been in some kind of racial conflict
>>751403637>>751403848>>751403930fellas, it's not sunday yetyou can't do this to me in the middle of the week...
>>751386453You may recognize a pattern here.
own a Taiki for home defense
>>751403848I can't believe her banner is almost here, it felt so far away at launch...
>>751404752Cover them up slut
What happened to uma threads? They used to rule this board. They're a shadow of their former self.
>>751404996Well these are all covered.
>>751405056Concentrated attack by power abusing mods. They were delete on sight for months so people gave up.
>>751405056cycle of popular game: threads get continuously made until they reach some abritrary threshold of "general" status. afterwards they get deleted including "stealth" threads.
>>751405157Yeah, the old clubs and community moved to /vm/ and they're thriving there. But still sad how things ended
>>751405056Got relocated to /vm/. They are doing fine (motion)
>>751405275Unless it's a Nintendo game.
>>751405056They started banning you for posting in them
>>751405056The old uma threads live just fine in /vm/.
>>751397094>faggot daytime with genx actorslolno
>>751405056genocide'd by mods, jannies and schizos, they would as far as to ban threads that weren't even related to umas, just having a horse or a woman and a horse was enough to get your thread targeted and pruned
>>751386782sexo with osaka
>>751405056Actual uma threads get deleted on sight. Jannies are cumbrained faggots so they leave the coomer bait threads that aren't actually about game discussion up. The old remnants of /v/ma are still on /vm/ btw.
>>751386568No, it's just that SOME owners absolutely don't like seeing their horses being lewded, for example the whole franchise almost got cancelled because its first trailer featured an implied kiss between Symboli Rudolf and Oguri Cap, seeing it the Symboli stable threw a shitfit and given its influence, it's likely that if they pulled out, it's likely the other big stables like Mejiro would've pulled out too.On the other hand you have owners like Daiwa Scarlet's who only had a single request for his horse to be put in: it's uma musume version must have bigger tits than Vodka's.
>>751407231>it's uma musume version must have bigger tits than Vodka'sReminds me of pic rel and the real life ace pilot she is based on.
>>751407231Are these substantiated or just rumors that get endlessly circulated because they sound funny?
how many lollies in the game, unironically
>>751407231>the whole franchise almost got cancelled because its first trailer featured an implied kiss between Symboli Rudolf and Oguri Cap,nah there's no proof of that, the game was just in dev hell>On the other hand you have owners like Daiwa Scarlet's who only had a single request for his horse to be put in: it's uma musume version must have bigger tits than Vodka's.also just a baseless rumor, stop believing everything you read on reddit and youtube shorts
>>751407530Like 5 of them
It's been a while since ive seen a thread here.How was Capricorn for /v/?
>>751386782They're not even horsesThey're just generic anime girls with horse ears on their heads and tails right above their perfectly proportioned assesSuch boring designs
>>751407530Mayano Top GunNishino FlowerSweep ToshoBiko PegasusHaru UraraDaiichi RubySamson Big
>>751407732My pacer was pace down raped and my end closer couldn't catch up and lost by a neck. I had >fun though and even won a stakes race.
>>751407732First place with Akebono in group B
>>751407813Furfags being salty about a kemonomimi series like Umamusume being popular is funny
>>751407974That's not bad. I considered Akebono but her kit is honestly garbage before the rework/evolved skills and then I realized it's almost impossible to activate her unique on that track.
>>751407514Which one? The Daiwa one was said by the owner himself.>>751407557Never straight up confirmed but in an investors' meeting in 2016, Cygames said that "following the airing of the trailer earlier this month, some partners came back to us requesting changes", they never named the Symboli stable directly but it's the one with, historically, the strongest yakuza connections (with Inagawa if I remember right). But following that, the tone of the franchise and its promo materials drastically changed (then again when the Cinderella Gray manga and the second season of the anime cemented the fact that people were mostly interested in the historical events than the idol part).
I dont play the game anymore but i still love Uma x Trainer pics
>>751408489
>>751408518>throughout the vast universe, the echo of chairs clattering
>>751391046>description says he won't release itGay, cringe, AIDS riddled even
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>751408518Moar
>>751410023
>>751398961It's hilarious how good the uma voice acting is.
>>751410469I wanna go lifting with her so badly
Merry Kris S
>>751410469Why is she mogging so hard
>>751411216she's much more worldly than other VAs, know english recently, and think this was her major VA gig
>>751411216>>751411338Also she used to do modeling work before the seiyuu gig.I need more antics of autist assassin and chuuni chud.
>>751386453It's only good if they have massive futa horse cocks.
>>751410713>merry>look inside>._.
>>751411842She's merry on the inside, trust.
>>751391515I don't know, I just do. this official art was my awakening.
>>751412237For me, it was this
>>751412237>manga/anime that isn't meant to be pretty or cuties>it meant to be shonen-tier>has some of the cutiest and beautiful uma design in the series
>>751412237>>751412408dead fish. would leave crumbs in the bed.
>>751412663it's pretty funny. even Ryan looks amaizng in CinGray
>>751411216Strong neck
>>751412738Let's not get abiwa of ourselves.
>>751411827least horny umafag
>>751412869fair but you've got to at least admit it's far better than the way she looks in game
Next season when?
>>751412998Once Cypics is done with Kagurabachi
>>751412984I'm not a fan of muscle girls so i'm not the one to ask desu. Plus the pain in my heart from toiling in the Ryan mines is too deep. I don't think i will ever be able to like her. Maybe if they buff her haircut.
Love horses
I think "artists" who draw off model art should have their hands cut off.
>>751413096So never, fuck.
>>751412998SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH
>>751413212
>>751413160I unironically think some offmodel is peak, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not
>>751413160Why do you care
>>751386782I like lewd and non-lewd horses.
I love this horse bwos
>>751413167>>751413212Cheater cheater pumpkin-eater
>>751413596Holy
>>751414002it takes serious work to have fashion sense this terrible
>>751414347No bully
>>751386453Same with Blue Archive. It's just a really cute game with endearing characters.
>>751413596Nah you're just a porn addict.
>>751414347I've grown to appreciate it. But not that price tag
>>751386453oguri cap would never do this...>>751386568>>751396213the original uma musume anime used to have heavy yuri undertones with the opening even featuring a kiss between two horse girls which almost got the entire show and IP cancelled because the horse owners were furious at it
Where is season 4 and cinderella grey 3 ?
>>751407231>first trailer featured an implied kiss between Symboli Rudolf and Oguri Cap,Better example is King kamehameha and Blue Impact
>>751415491Their animation studio died and since America has retarded as fuck visa policies the concert meant to revive it got cancelled. At best you'll get the gag anime where Golshi is a toddler.
>>751407489Yaeger who recently passed away. I had the exact first thought as well lol>>751407231
>>751415674I heavily doubt it died, cingray prints a lot of money so does cyge. They are very secretive about it, but it'll probably after kagurabachi.
I bet Oguris appetite is cataclysmic when she's pregnant.
>>751403847how did no one ask for the sauce yet?
>>751414002YADA YADA YADA YADA
>>751417676
Illegal image in the uk btw
>>751417652Because its illegal in murrika kek
why aren't these games you can play?
I just saw a Cafe with big boobs scrolling twitter and genuinely got upset. Need a palate cleanser
>>751419512fuuuuuuuck
why do uma fags love yuri so much
Asking for a friend, how carefull I- sorry my friend has to be with uma ecchi art on pixiv?
>>751419512Why is the spooky uma so horny?
>>751400213>>751402132According to the info that's in the game they didn't exist until fairly recently.No, it does not explain if horses just disappeared and everyone forgot or never existed .
>>751413160You forgot to attach the gigachad image.
>>751420987>EcchiA-ok>R18Do NOT tag the characters or Umamusume. Cygames ninjas will see it and DMCA you. And jap site, jap rules. I know of a 4ch drawfag that lost their pixiv account for posting Uma futa and tagging it.Just get a burner account if you value your main account.Twitter doesn't gives too much of a shit. They will just delete the image but you will keep the account intact.
>>751420489Show and game that heavily focuses on the girls most likely.
>>751419512>>751421075What if Sunday Silence was just like Cafe but with huge boobs?
>>751420489cast full of women and the series likes to reference any irl mating pairs that happened as well as rivalries (common grounds for shipping)
>>751418584is this what one-on-one means?
I am angryAngry about aptitudes
>Try to use uma chatbots to scratch my itch for more slife-of-life romcom antics>They keep acting just not quite in character enough to trigger my autism and my urges go unfulfilledAnyone else do this?
>>751424436I'm not a subhuman so i don't feel the need to converse with an autocomplete program.
>>751424651Yet he posts on /v/. Curious.
>>751424759Made me chuckle. I concede.
>>751424436I cant do any AI chatbot character shut because I see all the AIisms and limitation immediately
>>751405056we survived neigha, we just moved to /vm/total jannies death btw
>>751405056lmao you fags ran away to vm like little bitches
>>751405056We're on /vg/
The uma musume fandom is just the new MLP fandom
>>751425592>ran awayNiggy you were all eternally butthurt schizo pagpags. Threads were nuked or autosaged the moment they were made.
>>751425729Uma Mesume fans are not horse fuckers you take that back
>>751425729we jerk off to women with horse featuresnot horses with women features
>>751418584I thought lesbians were halal
>>751426182Breast suffocation is now haram, among other fetishes like facesitting or BBW
>>751425592We're here right now mongoloid-kun...
>>751426137Dare you live the American dream and do both?
Damn, thread's still up?Reminder that many /v/ clubs are still recruiting, notably /v/agabond. Come trade blue shoes with us under Hayahide's all-encompassing mane.
My wife (x2)
>Finally got Dirt and Mile S ace with fast learnerSee you in the Dirt CM fags, I hope you enjoy gassing out in the finals LMAO
>>751428309where is she taking me
>>751424436I use those to rape correct a horse if a run ends up shitty
>>751428492I was never good enough to compete even when I started tryharding in /vm/ once the zodiac cups started recycling. I gave up on ever securing a plat about the time they implemented auto runs, now I just collect starred bronze CM titles.
>>751427947wow you guys are still alive, thats cool.
>>751428929Take the debuffer pill, you only autism focus on 1 ace and then let the other 2 break the legs of everyone else.
>>751428754To KFC (you're paying)
>>751429028
>>751429028n-no...
>>751429007The queendom of /v/ma lives on. Expedition teams are regularly sent to this board because we have a right to talk about vidya in the vidya board.
>>751391420Fans will bet on their faves and nobody likes a whorse
>>751429349
>>751391738At my workplace there's two girls I strongly suspect engage in scissoring with one another and they're pretty cute
>oguri (after dinner)
>>751391420Tell that to Deep "Steroid" Impact
>>751429349currenbros...
>>751425729wrongall the former bronies became vtuber fans
>>751396213it's illegal to use copyright but no one give a fuck.the (yakuza) horse owner didn't care and just accepted CYGAME money until they found out about otaku culture *after* the first season anime aired (like 3 year into the project already)
>>751386568The reason why there was such a crackdown is because people spammed Seiun Sky's owner with ryona/guro and he/others threatened to pull out of the project.
>>751429958glue factory bro.. not like this
>>751386782People will argue >But they're just women with horse earsand the proceed to talk about fucking their winking mare pussies, they are furfags in denial.
>>751429487she ate a miniature uma
>>751430252how hungry...
>>751429958what the fuck is wrong with seiunfags
>>751430252I can't believe tamamo is fucking dead
Tamamo pressProne capInari nelson
>>751429384i've seen some crazy fanart of this semen demon
hachimi
>>751430968it's not bump limit go away
Look at this chud
>>751431087why do I have to wait years to play her
>>751431087kino!
>>751430968
>>751430569>>751430252
>>751431369STOP
>>751386453You fool, Uma Musume is not a gooner game, is more of a comfy parenting simulator where you look after one of your horse-daughters to help her become the best racer.
>>751431740and then your horse daughter forces herself on you at the hot spring.
Sometimes I look at the cute slice of life fanarts and feel kinda guilty that I just skip everything. I'm mainly here to see the numbers go up, and one run takes too much skipping everything. Actually reading through the dialogue sounds like a massive time sink.
>>751431942time for my monthly visit to the item bounce comments section
>>751431670
>>751425729Furry loathes kemonomimi.
>>751386453it's untainted and not debased, only degenerates goon to umas and force it upon us, also fuck you for posting oguri like that
Is coffee or tea good for you?
>>751432716>only drink coffeehave been a tachyon fan since BOANE releasei feel like i've betrayed her.
>>751432716tea > coffeeI will not elaborate
>>751432716I drink coffee everyday, but tea is the better drink of the two.
>>751432716no talkie until I've had my coffee
>>751412669>would leave crumbsunlikely
>>751431670Kaisen-ben makes my dick diamonds
>>751433487same tamabro
>>751432716good coffee > good teabad tea >>>>>> bad coffeestill drown both of them in milk and sugar thoughever
>>751433735fat fuck doto
>>751433735Putting sugar on a good espresso should be a crime
>>751425592based, those faggots ran away instead of waging war to tranny jannies like other gachas in this board
>>751425592Uma threads were getting insta-deleted/saged for months, it wasn't like the BA general here that managed to survive because it was only deleted by a single rogue mod during SEA hours.
>>751413393>yurishit
>>751434485Its done on upon. The author of Cingrey knows that if he wrote Super Creek's trainer as a male, the amount of death threat he will get will cause him to immigrant to another country for his own protection. Creek is one of those uma you do not partner up with a male in a canon material unless you want to die.
>>751434597I've watched this movie three times already. Every single time those spotlights come on, man.
>>751434721>uponPurpose*. Fuck 4chan autocorrect.
>>751434721You know what, i can respect that reasoning. That sorta makes sense
>>751434765For me, it's Pocket having to celebrate her victory with the sad music.
>>751434597>>751434978This movie is an unexpected gem to me. As a filthy global player going into the movie, the only character I know beforehand is Agnes Tachyon, and looking at the poster, I only expected the movie to be cray horsegirls racing their hearts out. Turns out it's a story about grief, cope, and learning how to keep on living with an unachieveable dream. Not even ashame in admitting that I shed a tear or two watching it. Thank you for reading my blog.
Took me an entire week to beat Ocarina of Time and I still don't have a stamina parent
>>751434597fuji kiseki makes me swoon like a god damn disney princessshe's probably the uma I admire the most out of the ones I don't have, but I went and read her hot springs event and it made me feel things I didn't know I could still feel
>>751435429The external media can be absurdly touching. I recently saw some of the cingrey extra sketch panels and some hit really hard.
>>751418868only to produce
>>751435965>fuji kiseki makes me swoon like a god damn disney princess
>>751435965>fuji kiseki makes me swoon like a god damn disney princessthis is the straightest reaction to Fuji Kiseki.
>>751436185Cover them up, slut
>>751436252hey man don't do that
>>751408518That's not how horse tails work
>>751436507It's how umamusume tails work
still no ace ready for the dirt CMits so over
>>751436507what the fuck is a horse
>>751434721Finally, someone who fucking GETS IT. The whole purpose of yuri is for men who don't want to see the girl they like drawn with a man that isn't literally themselves, and because projecting yourself as the faceless retarded guy in the picture is cuck shit. Yuri solves the problem because it's still hot without the girls getting corrupted by a man that isn't you. And gay sex between women doesn't count as real sex so it doesn't matter. Win/win.
>>751436568what fuck horse
Visit Tomakomai.
>>751436798I still have no idea what's even there.
>>751405056Moved to /vm/ while posting there too just to spite some nintendo liking troglodyte
>>751436530My favorite pair
>>751436856So we're all okay with Ruby missing out?
>>751434765I love the last race when Tachyon leaves early and chooses to start running again
>>751436935Ruby was never a part of the equation. there is no more pure love than between two based retards
>>751436935Ruby is for me so it's okay
>>751437038What other based retard pairings are there?
>>751437038does anyone here speak zuma
>>751413160You forgot to attach a soijak image,
>>751437038Most of the shit here are already outdated and not used. I fucking hate the "translators" from California so much for being this retarded
>>751437195I have great reading comprehension from reading scifi all the time. I can actually understand it as well as any star trek mumbo jumbo about reversing polarity.
>>751436602>faceless self insert is "cuck shit">but yuri ships arent
>>751437251I like it because it makes Helios dated, to a fixed point. She's a very particular generation of millennial with very specific millennial lingo, same as how Maruzensky is from a very particular generation of hag with very specific boomer lingo.
>>751437332>very specific millennial lingoits zoomer that were all bombarded with shitty "rappers" all funded by USaids. There was not a single USA boyband or rock band popular since the mid 00s.
>>751437313Correct.
>>751437398Does /vm/ and /v/ still love Matefucker?
>>751437251>uma known for using outdated slang is using outdated slanghow will we recover from this
>>751407732https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=epugU6g9G9PJ0R5iYmyvnq3e>King rushed>Nishino out of position, could not BB86 WR and hope for 12 zodiac plat went down the drain.
For me, it's Bakushin
>>751437525I like the discussions about how umamusume can run so fast and effortlessly despite having massive tits, and theories of how for them it can be an advantage compared to being flat. One point I saw was that the extra weight on her chest will bring her centre of gravity forward when she lowers her posture in a sprint, improving her stride. Not like the extra weight alone will matter because of how strong they are.
>>751437664
>>751437610She's quietly the platonic ideal uma. Funny but earnest, dumb but self-aware, cute but also really sexy.
Should I roll for K.S Miracle if I MIGHT go permanent pace? It'll be a tough squeeze with my carats due to my plan, if it took til 600 to MLB it I'd be fucked beyond belief.
>>751437525swinging maestro
>>751386453Welcome to the >"Don't care about the show/anime/game, My headcannon and fanart is all I need" Club
>>751437527thats really bad logic, gyaru slang does not equate to brainrot speak no matter how you cut it
>>751437842Do the Japanese have their equivalent of brainrot slang?
>>751437480Yuh, I was drawing her for the boys like 2 months ago. Here's the sketch
>>751437842helios doesn't just speak in gyaru slang though, majority of what she says is incomprehensible. heavy focus on the incomprehensible part. there's no equivalent to that in english
>>751437923I took one look and thought it was Marvellous Sunday
>>751437763I will take borrow pill until Gold city
>>751437937>Cafe having no concern on her face at allShe's used to this shit
>>751437960It was initially gonna be maya but I made the tits too big and I pivoted to fuku. She's surprisingly big. I never finished it anyway, me and the other drawfags are always filled with too many requests in the new board
Lol, I don’t think I would ever have the chance to post this again but this is must be the wills of the Uma godRemember to tune in to see how your favorite mares run in QE2 cup this Sunday at the usual time, on the usual channelReal men root for Erika Express
>>751437931that just makes the result of what we got make even less sense, but i know its >cygames
>URA Finale>Simple and easy, best for playing the Uma's story>but give out lower stats overall >Unity Cup>You now train other umas>but Lil Cum and Curry Eater will fuck up either the Unity Cup or the Finale because they're bitter fuckers>Mant>The most consistant way to make an Uma and counter act certain uma that has a shitty debuff in their story>No main uma story and takes a trillion years to finish one run>Grand Concert>Hot Older Uma>Forgot a song? Fuck you. Looking for a song for your stats? Lol all you're getting is GuTPls tell me the next career isn't utter shit.
>>751438089Matikane is by all definitions fucking stacked, as much as she wouldn't acknowledge it.
>>751437763I say most likely no. This current CM, you can borrow it. It's not gonna be useful again until CM 25/26 and LoH2 between them, and by then the Gold City card will be slightly better on Miles (two of these). Afterwards we will be in L'Arc and if you still feel like you might want it, you can selector it since the card doesn't get much better past 1LB honestly.But if you feel as though you will really want the boost for your paces in those three PVP events and you're not rolling for Ancestors, you could roll for one copy and stop there. I was going to selector KS before I realized the card wasn't available, then I plugged in my pull plans and had no choice but to skip it despite sitting on a fat stack currently.
>>751437931Doesn't that still check out then considering to 90% of people, zoomer speak is incomprehensible nonsense?
>>751437763don't MLB, you squeeze all of its value out of 1LB, anything above that is wasted effort.Hell if you really like paces then go for it, you've got more than enough carats to spare.
I only know uma musume because of the horsecock porn
Serious question that demands serious answer only!MANT has filtered me for good and I haven’t touch Uma since July. Now sitting on 100K+ jimmies, I am considering joining the meat grinder again. What is the best time to do this? Or I already missed it?
>>751438149idk i just think if they wanted to keep Helios's incomprehensible gimmick, that's the closest they could get in englishagree to disagree i suppose>>751438205exactly my point. Jordan, Palmer, and Shichi don't really speak like that either. it's just Helios. i'm sure Ebanyan and Espoir have their own differences as well
>>751438270go for it, either that or wait another month.it's a good time, or around a good time to comeback.
>>751438270Nah you're good. Ramonu and Grandmasters is at the end of the month and she gets 120 rolls.
>>751438167Going from 0 to 100 in a heart beat because of bad luck probably deter some players from looking deeper into Fuku.
>>751438270You already missed the new year bonuses, but you can still make it for the 2nd anniversary.. Currently there's a half TP event for Unity Cup which could help you catch up a bit. Also autorun is added to global early so you don't need to manually finish a run now if you don't want to. Hop back in anon, before the new meta-changing cards are out.
>>751438270Next month, they will drop the new scenario, and with it a very strong generic Wit card that goes into everyone's decks for a while. And longer than it "should" if you don't have a style specific Wit card. Come back at the start of December pretty much.
>>751438270Ramonu is coming soon, pull for her. She's a very good wit card right and there's a new scenario after her release with a Grandmasters pal card that's also good. Technically you can get one and just start borrowing the other, in that case I'd recommend all in on Ramonu
>>751438270was ready to do this then mhoutlands came out, I sadly cannot take 2 gachas at the same time and uma is more time heavy than outlands (unless of course auto run fixed it, which i have no idea)
>>7514382702nd anni incoming next month. Pre-anni start on 21st this month.Keep logging in for freebies. You will should get the anni wit card (Ramonu) at MLB if you want to play competitively.
>>751438270With the new independent training it's quite easy to just log in and start a bot run.
>>751438523>independent trainingWhat?
>>751438401She grew on me instantly once I read the scene in her campaign where she's crying from negative press. She's just an insecure girl that deserves to be happy, which actually sums up most umas.
>>751438420>>751438448>>751438467Thanks ya dacchis(?)! Next month it is thenIs /v/agbond still around as they potentially have a new member joining soon
>>751388913I think he meant "in the least"
>>751438623The club has in fact not gone anywhere.
>>751438623They're not just still around, they advertised in this thread even. They have slots open and even corpses that can be cleaned out to make room for more warm bodies.
>>751438552Umamusume is partially an idle game now. You'll still get better and stronger runs if you play manually, but if you're not feeling it and just want to farm resources and daily rewards, you can setup an uma to do a solo campaign. I have Sweep Tosho doing a G1 farm right now.
>>751438623Actually, is “that danchode” still around? I can try to beg and bribe him with burgers to let me flatline again
>>751438701how's /herse/ doing
>>751437738Unfortunately, she is very sexy. It takes such a long time to see it.
>>751438738/herse/ is... not lookin good...
Important https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppGPDD6ofc
>>751438270You're still in time to log in and join a club. Ramonu is a soft reset. The only really good card you missed is tachyon (pace only) and shes in the selector
>>751438229>>751438170>>751438010Thanks, guys. I was probably going to make a mistake rolling for it. I'll probably go for 1LB and just hope I get it in the pity, if not, uhhh, I guess, er, I guess I'll just die. I do like paces a lot, I find they work good for my playstyle (I originally wanted to do fronts but messed up, so...)
>>751438738EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE we are fine
>>751438754
>>751392662someone also put Rice and Bourbon in Resident Evil for some reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tlylTP1HA
>>751438623>>751427947Unironically better and more relevant than ever.
>>751438724Who?
Turbo should only wear these
>>751438743Her body is perfect, ideal middle ground in every way. Not too busty, not too flat, not too thick. She's third bowl of porridge levels of juuuuuust right.
>>751438581She is also a bit dense, but that is what makes her perfect
>>751438891I want kneel and blow whoever bought and scanned these!https://exhentai.org/g/4277780/6c338cab86https://exhentai.org/g/4277811/e9388d7feb
>>751405056they started giving 3day rangebans for posting in uma threads. someone high up in moderation did not like how much (organic) traffic it was generating it made charging shills to post look bad.
>>751386453Usually gacha games have tons of sex stuff in them, so it's pretty shocking
>>751407732this is the first one of these collages without Christmas Oguri (regular one is still there)
>>751405056Somewhere around Janurary, there was a thread with hundreds of anons with +400 post. A Mod delete that thread and gave everyone that post in that thread a 3 day vacation.
Love Kingu
>>751438919It's such a shame she was the sleeper hit.
>>751386453>nooo you cant show crippled horse getting crippledPETA was based for one time of their existence
>>751386782>he doesn't lust after mareswhat kind of faggot are you
>>751439094You got the scoreboard?
>>751439157Bakushin is still unbelievably, insanely popular. She just doesn't need to flaunt her appeals, because there's so much to like about her in addition to attractiveness.
>>751439192>Mares posting>On /v/We are so fucking back dacchis!
>>751439152Kingu should've listened to her mom's advice to quit racing, and taken up becoming a pro gamer instead
>>751386453lewd art comes from the artists' emotional attachment and the game's explosive popularity, not from actual lewdness in the game
>>751386782There are four kinds of horse threads on /v/>Barneyfags>JRHNBR>Lara Croft Threads>Gachathis is the most normal thread
>>751439254/v/mas always been a mare occupied thread. The /v/ma personification is a mare
Horse girls are lame compared to almost any other kind of mimikko.
>>751436530i can't tell if this is better or worse than the actual localization we got
>>751439384>Lara Croft Threadsw-what
>>751437332Maruzensky's lingo isn't era specific though. It jumps between 70s, 80s, and 90s speak.
>>751439435Are you sure you are not confused between /umajp/ and /vm/a (formerly /v/ma)?Also /vm/a > /umajp/ > Oguri’s Crap >>>>>> /uma/
>>751439486Literally the OG of horses posting on /v/
>>751438552idle play mode. You just set race schedule and the game will give out Uma after 50 min. It will always win the career race and use only apitude to calculate the winning chance on extra race so it will always win on A aptitude races.Great for clearing mission and parent training since the new affinity formula use only G1 won to calculate. Some even use them to win the CM.
>>751439642Nah in /vm/ we made a board-tan for /v/ma and she's a mare
>>751439720>she's a jongerI love her
>>751439720What kind of fucking sense is being good at front and late, but being bad at running inbetween the two
>>751439720This is the coolest shit ever and shes hot too, does she have a name
>>751439720>A Turf & C Dirt>A Late & Front>has E Long & End too for some reasonWhat even is her growth? 7% for PWR and WIT, 7% for STM & GTS?
>>7514400321% in all of them
>>75144003230% guts of course.Also the aptitudes are referring to the thread preferences. Cuz the favorite styles at the time were front and late
>>751440096>30% gutsYour trainee still lacks guts.
>>751440172Don't make this post again, you're reminding me of how badly I got frauded in CM21.
>>751439486Look in the archives for this gif.
>>751439846Tbf, those are kiseki's aptitudes
post armpits
>>751440272What's her problem
Bakushin's pit
>>751440272Kiseki is A Pace and C front and late.
>>751440338
>>751440301Shut the fuck up Chiyono
>>751440363
>>751438623Looking forward to your arrival.
>>751439963Her names just /v/ma-chan.
>>751440301
>>751440412She sure looks SUPER KEEN here
>>751440473>>751440412actual porn to me
Sometimes it is nice just to have a thread like this.
>>751440694Is that meant to be Winning Ticket? Never seen art of her acting flirty or sexy, despite being one of the hottest umas.
>>751440694Ticket is not gay
>>751440976Ticket doesn't think about sex at all.Ticket doesn't think at all.
>>751386568Japan does not have any real fair use in their law. Doujins and such are only able to operate under the explicit acceptance of the copyright holders, but they can be legally shut down at any moment and they'd have no recourse. So if Cygames says no naughty pictures of the horses, you either do so or are immediately in violation of copyright law.
>>751438164Grand Masters is way better yes, with the only caveat that you need the scenario mandatory card.
Ticket's Tickets
>>751441079A quirky silly genki archetype like her has no business having such massive tits. Must be the Maruzensky genes.
>>751441079why this bitch's ears green
>>751441282she only drinks cum from the hulk
>>751441241How does Taishin survive mentally, being friends with two cows?
>>751441368Her roommate is also a cow
>>751441368>twoShe's also Super Creek's roommate.
>>751441387Lucky little bitch.
>>751441368>>751441368Anon, you do know who her roommate is, right?
>>751441429
>>751441432
>>751441451Plot twist, she wasn't watching umatube, she was watching something else.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11984189
>>751441682>fucking with the lights on Poor taishin...
Consider a Palmer wife.
>>751441682>I'll make sure she sleeps well tonight>actually keeps her up all night
>>751441749Palmer? I hardly know her.
>>751386453>get into uma >know about the (You) x trainee dynamic>months pass>they're now my daughterus instead
>>751442159she does look quite uncomfortable, feel bad for the guy
>>751442118Wait until anon learns what musume means.
>>751386782pony jar?
>get into the thread expecting at least some sexy horses>barely anything AH COME ON!
>>751442328
>>751442328What's that bulging tumor on her thigh
>>751386568They get permissions to use horse names from owner's goodwill not from money.Some of them has open farm for kids where they can interact with retired horses, and they obviously don't want their star horse associated with porn.
cut my life into pieces
>>751442328spe is not sexy though, she's just fat
>>751442697Spe is absolutely sexy
>>751442723Too bad she got married
>>751407231>makes gambling app>can't even market it using the promise of sexHow the hell did it blow up then?
>>751442697I feel so sorry for Biwa and her potassium addiction.
>>751442723it took 5 years for Cygames to give Summer Spe a legends race, not even the daily one
>>751442328fine
>>751442860I really doubt you could get enough token to get her with that event
>>751442792Because sex isn't the only thing that sells? I love the franchise because of how faithful it is to adapting the lives of these horses in really creative ways. The amount of passion and research they put into writing these characters verges on insanity sometimes.
>>751442879>Furious Vodka telling Machan to get the fuck away from her bike just offscreen
>>751386782>niggaAre you fucking kidding me you fucking nigger culture gobbler
>>751442909feel like starting with Machan, the career writing has only gotten better from there
>>751442792This may come as a surprise, but people don't want to be horny all the time. Also, the game has a lot of things going for it>most characters are fun and have tasteful design that respect the real horse/jockey>story is fairly historical accurate (or at least I've been told, I just skip everything) which just shows how much passion went into the game>addicting gameplay loop if you like spreadsheet/raising sim type of game
/v/ma won
>>751406172>>751386453Hang yourself anime normalnigggger
>>751391780>>751442980Holding Natie's tiny hand
>>751442970Cafe, Digital, Maruzensky, Air Shakur, and Rice Shower all have some of the most creative, most interesting, or most well written adaptations I would say.
>>751443052Yaeno Muteki's is also very good.
>>751443069Oh really? I literally just pulled her, I'll have to pay closer attention to her story.
>>751438167um, bro? you're not supposed to repost this...
>>751443265Yeah, and?
>>751442970go ahead and read Machan's hot spring event if you ever feel like crying
>>751442909>Because sex isn't the only thing that sells?It's a gacha it's the only reason anyone cares about them>>751442980>story>gameplay Ha ha ha good joke but seriously how did a gacha that couldn't use sex as a carrot blow up?
>>751386453Oguri's ass is not that fat.
>>751442992the special olympics
>>751392262I've heard of mafia dealing with horses, but I haven't heard Yakuza dealing with horses, especially because Japanese legal gambling like horse racing and boat racing is heavily monitored and regulated by the government (JRA). There's a reason why pachinko parlors skews around gambling laws to make their weird ass exchange system work.I did hear that Yakuza was heavily involved in dog fighting though, where they mingled illegal gambling to the sport in a guise of a local tradition. The sport itself is now banned tho.
>>751443326Umamusume is an anomaly. A fucking documentary on historical horse racing became one of the biggest franchises in Japan.
>>751443424She is fat though
>Thread about to dieYeah I'm thinking kissy sloppy impregnation sex with Umamusume
>>751442792no one mentioned it yet but i like playing gacha games that have girls 4 (you) even though the trannylators toned it down
>>751443651I usually don't like MILF type characters, but there's something about Ramonu that makes me want to fuck her brain out.
>>751443326>It's a gacha it's the only reason anyone cares about them9,001 angry spics are rapidly approaching your location
>>751443651Dangerously Based
>>751443651When I listen to Kitasan Black's song Sora no hohoemi kata, these thoughts enter my mind.
God damn it why did I have to miss this thread, I missed /v/
>>751443651'Fraid so
sex with dirters
>>751443651
good thread /v/ma brosim gonna go fap to oguri's fat ass now
>>751444469I wanted to be here too AIEEEEEEEE. I missed it
FENOMENO
HUGE janny L today, good job
>>751444213
I want to be spoiled by Wonder Acute
>>751443651god i wish
>>751444776Good taste breh
great job /v/ma
Bye thread...
>>751444776>>751444776>>751444987She is better without those handle bar hairs
>>751445461they're cute tho
>>751445461wrong
I hope we can be back together soon /v/
>>751442909generally yeah though ironic you post Spe who is the original mascot of the series and was very intentionally designed as the mascot to the point of being one of the umas least like their irl counterpart
