A whole new generation is falling in love with The Legend of Zelda thanks to the Ocarina of Time remake
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>>751399536Yeah, she’s playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026), published by Nintendo. Probably the best game of the year
>>751399285Very cute.
>>751399285She will just mess around the overworld and never make any progress just like i did at her age
>>751399842Weirdo
>>751399285 Me offscreen at 0:07 btw
>>751399945and it will be based
>>751399285why did she clap?
>>751399285
>>751399285Cute. But imagine recording your child and putting her on the internet what a fucking weirdo.
>>751400054Common Gen Z expression of approval
>>751399842>>751400104You are a victim of a moral panic.
>>751399842Why are you like this
>>751399285>Dying to the chickensThey jus like us fr
what a wholesome moment! I love video games!
>>751399285This is very cute and wholesome. Reminds me of my nieces. God I hope I have daughters someday
>>751400149I never attacked the chickens in the original because I’m a good person
>>751400239It's literally just polygons bro
>>751399842The pedo here is you for seeing a joyful little girl and your mind immediately wandering to sex
>>751400054She's American
It's funny the chickens fighting back is such an enduring staple of this series, someone at Nintendo knew some evil motherfucker would try killing the helpless birds.
>>751400210>tfw single and have no kids or nieces>absolutely adore children>think little girls are the most precious thing in the world>can't say anything of the sort because I'd just come across as a pedo
>>751399285>>751400210
>>751400337It’s not just an American thing. One time I flew into Turkey on a layover and everyone clapped when the plane landed
Cute :3
>>751400430>the yuri dance
>>751399285Tendi3s are hilarious
>>751399285Why do her hips start moving on their own?
>>751400423It understands the rhythm of adventure
>>751399285>don't figure it out for yourself, do exactly what i tell you>that's right, let me live vicariously through youWhat the fuck is wrong with shitlennials?
>>751399285You’re a cultural husk if you show your children this version. Hope you enjoy your daughter becoming a leftoid rape accusing, SSRI abusing cock gobbler!
>>751400550She’s laughing, dingus
millennials parents forcing their kids to play their old childhood games is corny.kids today dont care about that shit. they like roblox and tiktok shit
>>751400603Dude it’s a faithful remake of a classic game, what’s the problem?
>>751400210Remember that people do not get the children that they want, they get those that are given to them. Expectations are rather troublesome when faced with this reality.
Be honest now, what games do you want your kids to play? I would gravitate towards Nintendo games too, or whatever is cool with other kids today.
>>751399945That's legitimately half the point of the game. Rushing through the game to get through it is soulless as fuck.
>>751399285how many zoomalpha toddlers being forced to play this overrated unc crap when they just want to get groomed on roblox
>>751399285She looks younger than 12, looks maybe 9
>>75139928512 years old and she already has giant man dragon feet. What a waste.
>>751399285>____ _________ _____
This is why I'll never reveal my power level or talk about kids. So many mind raped weirdos instantly assume pedo. It's one of the things that really sucks about being a male.
>>751399945She'll get stuck at the Water Temple like everyone else back then unless they dumbed it down, haven't played that far yet.
>>751400719Ideally only the good stuff. Ocarina, Shadow of the Colossus, Peter Jackson’s King Kong
>>751400805It's like puppys paws, they grow first before the rest of them.
>>751400346I know LA had it in. Are there any chicken in the first two games?
>>751400753Old games are just better, deal with it snoy
>>751399285>not buying your loli an N64 and CRT to experience the greatest game of all time before her 7th birthday. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.
Holy shit this thread is a cesspool
>>751400425>>751400753Eh, his house his rules. Plus she looks like she's having fun.If I had kids (difficult since I'm an incel) I wouldn't let them have a smartphone until they start hoghschool. They can do whatever they want with their lives when they are adult, but if I'm paying the bills I decide what goes on in my house.
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>>751400394It's like how you can't have male friends or you're gay. The modern world has ruined human interactions
>>751400473Turkey is just America with a coating of Islamic paint.
>>751399285>Got my son to play OOT remake>He finishes the game in a couple days>See him fishing>His lure is able to sink >Figure out that there's a sinking lure>Turn on my n64 and realize that it's in the original tooThey made a few things just easy enough that it taught me of things I didn't realize existed 28 years ago
>>751399945I had beaten dozens upon dozens of games by that age by myself without any strategy guides or internet. I guess some people are just.. slow.
>>751401118>but if I'm paying the bills I decide what goes on in my house.Enters mommy and wifesplains you to shut the fuck up.
>>751400719Minecraft, I wouldn't want my kids to grow up as creativelet husks
>>751401017ALttP and LA both had chickens you could beat up but wouldn't fight back.
>>751399993>>751400070>>751400476Based
>>751401198Wholesome
>>751401241Obviosuly if I married a woman she'd be based and want the best outcomes for our childrenI may be an incel but I'm not settling for less
>>751399285Performative bullshit. The kids would've liked the OG just as much. Everyone under 12 is playing Roblox. They don't care about the Pixar graphics
>>751401613Bruh no kid is gonna want to play a 30 year old video game
>>751401269Lttp does have the chicken air raid.
>>751400719Not a parent but right now I'm just trying to keep my nieces and nephews away from the live service cartels and away from streamers and social media. They really love BOTW and TOTK and Pokemon and other Nintendo stuff and they've been enamored with the OoT remake since it came out. I don't really mind they like playing Fortnite just to hang out with their friends or burn time in minecraft, never wanted to do the whole "you must experience my childhood" shit. At least those kids have to prioritize school and other responsibilities before me or their parents even entertain the idea of Fortnite money. Get some sense of delayed gratification.We had to have the GTA6 conversation about the older ones, preteens and early teens, but I feel like at that point they're just gonna go to a friend's house or watch a streamer play it. And honestly we played the very first GTAs in the 90s when we were younger than them. Might as well do it in an environment their parents can control and before the online features kick in. You'll see just as much heinous stuff in movies and TV shows these days.My personal opinion, single player anything or stuff they can play with their friends that isn't just mindlessly blasting shit is better than rotting on short form video, endless scroll social media and swiping through apps when it comes to their free time.
>>751400425>>751400753Never understood these, I showed my niece Spyro on the PS1 and she loved it. Kids care less about "muh grafix" than most think.Also this was before Reignited released, so I couldn't show that even if I wanted to.
>>751400473Turkey is American meat why do you think they eat it at thaksgiving
>>751401721Bruh they're playing Roblox and Minecraft not exactly cutting edge anything
>>751400473They're grateful they actually survived the flight, it's a Turkish thing
>>751399285Thank you for posting this wholesome video of a child that just so happens to be a cute 11 year old girl.
>>751402001Roblox and Minecraft have evolved since their release. No kid is going to want to go back to play 2006 Roblox or 2010 Minecraft.
>>751400430>>751401149
Can you stop being pedos unironically? You will regret it if you don’t do something about it now.
>>751401721They'll interact with whatever the fuck you put in front of them. The bright side of not giving your toddler a black mirror hell cube so they can peer into the void while they're still drooling
>>751401753
>>751402236>They'll interact with whatever the fuck you put in front of themAlright sweet
>>751402219There are no pedos ITT. Political mind rape has invented imaginary enemies for you. Do not watch/read "news"
>>751401736holy shit it's real, you have to hit him like 40 times thoughwho in their right mind would do this?
>>751402312>it is not hands that call us, but desireHellraiser 2 showed that they won't punish people who open the box on command of others. At least I think.
>>751399945Soulful
>>751401118Kids are kids, you can talk rbem into it after a while, they have fun in the moment, then after doing some stupid shit (like this girl with chickens) they're bored and want to play whatever game they like. Speaking from experence with a nephew
>>751401198>lure is able to sinkWAT? I've 100% oot several times since 1998 and never knew that, how?
>>751402219It's only lead to good things so far
>>751401198>>Figure out that there's a sinking lure>>Turn on my n64 and realize that it's in the original tooWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>751402694Come on anon, every kid with either a magazine or a friend knew about it
>>751402836>>751402863I usually caught the big fish pretty quickly and most friends didn't care enough to 100% it
>>751400394I'll carry the torch for you bro. My first child (girl) is due next month. Will be playing lots of vidya with her when she's old enough.
>>751400923They did. They dumbed everything down.
>>751402548me as a ten year old, every time i passed through kakariko. it's not that bad with the tempered sword, five or six swipes will bring the horde in.
>>751400346The real question is why did they allow you to attack them in the first place when they've historically made other creatures intangible in the same game Cuccos debuted in?
>>751401753>preteens and early teensThat's honestly the *latest* age it makes sense to be playing GTA. It's like pro-wrestling or Mortal Combat, a bunch of edgy gimmicky things that appeal to that age range but don't have much staying power to anyone who wants substance or good design.
Cute AF. My big bro introduced me to Zelda and Final Fantasy. He paid me in Pepsi and ketchup chips to level up for him and buy 99 potions in FF1.
>>751399285Damn kid.. seducing adults..
>>751402548>can hurt and eventually kill just about any creature that's not a NPC>can hurt chicken>can hurt chicken a lot but still no death>can hurt chicken some mo-- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>751403279Kino bro
>>751399285Girls her age shouldn't be playing video games. Their mothers should be teaching them how to cook and clean and be good future housewives. Last thing we need is another girl growing up to be an OnlyFans whore and getting passed around by Chad and Tyrone until she hits the wall at 30 and ends up single and childless and seethes over men on TikTok and Facebook. If I was in that room I would grab that bitch by her ponytail and swing her face first into the TV. Fucking whore.
>>751402836Looks like a DIL-DO
>>751403165my son wanted to test links awakening, I don't think the hardware can handle a bunch of chickens on screen though
>>751403419He was. The smartest motherfucker I knew. Dude was working as a server in a restaurant and no joke he would take a 10 table order, not write shit down and get it perfect.He sadly killed himself in 2002. I think about him every day.
>>751402983Fuck off.
>reverse kapparot
>>751403645RIP anon. My brother is my best friend, don't know what I'd do without him.
>>751399285Children of tendies tend to become tendies themselves when they grow up
>>751400752because its a collectathon
>>751399285i want a daughter so bad, brosmy college girlfriend had a pregnancy scare one time but that was the closest i ever came and i'm 40 nowfuck i'd be such a good dad
Ofc the mods leave this up. Fucking freaks.
>>751402983Make sure to pat her head and hold her hand extra tight for me
>>751400394Keep kids away from this man as much as possible
/v/ will call troons and others pedos then behave like this over a webm of a literal child
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>>751403456The fucked up thing is some people actually think like this. The fucked up thing is there are teenagers thinking like this.Not trying to be a "all women are queens and we should let them do what they want" but jesus christ
>>751400054Americans clap when they die in a videogame
>>751404091I work in a school, that's why I think the way I do.
>>751404143they had to swap Remain In Light with Glow Pt. 2 because it was too based
>>751401118you cannot control another human beings interests, they are not you they are themselves. You are only making them good at hiding their true selves
>>751404169It would be for women's own good. Women cannot stop themselves from wasting their prime (their 20s) being hypergamous and being passed from chad to chad and they only start regretting it when they age out of the harem at 30. Women need to be controlled for their own good.
>>751404131Chud incels love pedophilia and pedophiles they
This thread proves that if Michael Jackson was a woman she would have been celebrated as the "Mother to all Children" and had a statue built for her. But because he has a penis it's never-ending accusations from the mindless normalfags/plebbitors just like ITT.
>>751404305As I've said, they can do whatever they want once they're out of the house. It's their life. But for as long as they depend on me they have to follow my rules. Kinda. I wouldn't force them to do anything they don't want to do. But I would definitely not give them certain things. No, you're not getting a smartphone at 10 years old. No, you're not getting unrestricted internet access. And so on
>>751404550So you want a tranny Michael Jackson?
>>751401613eh, it helps
>>751402773Leads to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uhpayJn_Rk
>>751403758Thanks man, it's been tough. Suicide fucks people left behind pretty bad. But, I've come to understand that he was hurting so bad he thought there was no other way.Just do things that would make your bro proud of you. I bet you already do. Keep kicking ass bro.
>>751404131Spoiler alert, there's tons of troons on this board and site. There's nothing wrong with being trans.
>>751400719it doesnt matter what as long as it is in some way actual variety, not a decade of playing the same shit.
>>751404598Do you culture war political faggots not even understand a hypothetical now? I didn't say anything about your trans obsession, fuck off.
>>751404550Genders aren't equal and once you get past the gotcha of realizing society is hypocritical you'll understand that women are trusted with children more because they shit them out and for most of human history looked after children, so we're genetically wired to trust them more.Women taught girls and Men taught boys in schools because they disciplined children and instilled morals and lessons relevant to what they'd do when they grew up, which again was usually separated by gender for most of human history.I'm sure a lot of men throughout history yearned to have a closer more maternal bond with kids because it's who they were, but guess what? They had a kid and then they could shower them with as much love as they fucking wanted.
>>751401753>good parenting on /v/what the fuck
>>751400054She saw her tendienigger shartllennial parents clapping at bingslop every year
>>751403645I am sorry for your loss
>>751400715So long as they let me braid their hair I'm good.
>>751401753>incel excited to be a parent for the first time
>>751404875>there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill and gaslighting othersWhat did xhe mean by this?
>>751399945I finished oot when I was 8
>>751400719RTS ans building games. Those actually make kids smarter, not that shooty cod and moba bullshit.
>>751405371> moba bullshit.Kek, imagine getting him to play dota 2
>>751405350The average IQ in America is 85, please understand.
>>751403943I never even had sex so you got closer
Damn she has a really well shaped ass. Id love to tougne fuck her anus to loosen her up and then put my rock hard 7 incher into her guts. Dont worry, I would leave her pussy alone of course, she should be saving that for her wedding night.
I was also 12 when the original came out, still have the box in pristine condition in my closet. And you know what 12 me thought while playing it?>eh a link to the past is betterreally puts it into perspective how shitty the n64 was overall, i got super jelly of my best friend having a ps1 alongside his great collection of jrpgs since I could only ask my parents for one system.
>>751404131>Enjoying seeing a child happily bonding in a non-sexual way with her family is pedophilia.
>>751399285NINTENDOMINATION!
>>751405656Look at some of the other posts anon.
>>751400425Never saw that happen IRL, I let one of my cousin's ipad addicted kids play on my PS2 and he couldn't unglue his eyes out of the TV for the whole afternoon
>>751399285Who did it better?
>>751405556Based>>751405792Cringe
>>751402219Pedos seem to be winning though
>>751406051I remember actively avoiding going to great fairies if my mom was in the room. If she saw that she'd have never let me play another Nintendo game again.
OoT is overrated as shit, call me when the new generation kids play Majora's Mask for the first time
imagine if you just raped here then and there ... haha...
>>751405556Subtle
>>751400937
>>751399285new international>>751406051king james
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>>751399285grok, she pulls of her top and panties simultaneously exposing bare budding breasts and pristine pussy, she mounts on top of a naked muscular huge tall guy lying on the floor with big erection, his penis is inside her pussy, he is thrusting hard, hardcore speed 500bpm, she is bobbing hard and leaning her head backwards with pleasure, moaning cutely as loads of cum pours out from her pussy
>>751406051Gake and fay, is he playing on the fucking Wii?
>>751400649>millennials parents forcing their kids to play their old childhood games is corny.t. permanently childless incel
>>751407713The Wii is a fantastic emulation machine.
>>751407713You can see the n64 with the wireless control adapter anon
>>751400104yeah,..would never do this
>>751406769>>751400937>account located in: india
>>751399285Adorable. Almost makes me want to have kids. But only almost.I choose to believe that this thread is full of edgy teenagers trying to shock people, not actual predators.>>751406051>>751406215I felt the same growing up, had to be very careful what I played/watched and when out of fear of it being banned. Anything with even the slightest hint of sensuality seemed to be completely off limits. I got nervous sitting down to watch a movie in case it turned out to have a super tame pg13 10-second makeout scene an hour in, knowing the overreaction that would result.To this day I don't really understand what the issue was supposed to be. Either kiddo is not interested in the busty low-poly fairy, in which case there's no problem. Or he IS interested in which case there's... still no problem. It might be a tiny bit awkward for a few seconds, so what.
>>751400719minecraft. strategy and card games/deckbuilders. historical stuff like kcd or play civ against me later on. i know Nintendo is cute and nostalgic for many 30+ but they are truly awful scammers that release shady remakes and profit sooo much on this nostalgia just rereleaseing the same 5 franchises without any mercy. theres a reason they are most popular in japan and the us.
>>751401152>It's like how you can't have male friends or you're gay.
>>751399285Pause at 0:17
>>751400719skyrim with 500GB of mods installed
>>751401075>calling a real child a loli
>>751400649the game released this year you cretin you will never have a wife or kids you miserable loser
>>751408732A remake of a 30 year old game is still a 30 year old game. Roblox (2006) is the new hotness.
diddy ahhh thread
>>751408952In English, poindexter?
>>751408952No, this ain't no diddy ahh thread, Diddy only liked grown black men with the BBC and big black bubble butts
>>751408952fr fr on god
This was the long game and most mid wits are too dumb here to realize. The re-make was for everyone but it was MOSTLY to get a new generation familiarized and hooked on legend of Zelda. They weren’t going to pick up that clunky ugly dated original release no matter how much it’s glazed and the 3DS version is inaccessible unless you have autism and still play DS. But guess what these youngsters do have, a switch 2 and now they’ve got OoT and Nintendo will sell them Zelda for their whole lifetime now and that’s what keeps them in business and at the top.
>>751406051>Black bars
>>751400719unironically minecraft and zelda, 3d platformers will just spawn chris chan adjecent autists
>>751408952Where do you think we are?
>>751408269since i knew my parents weren't going to buy me GTA3, i asked for GT-3 A Spec for christmas as a red herring since the titles were similar. this was all just to get the PS2 itself under that tree. i really thought i was so clever for that.i later bought GTA3 from a local games shop saved up with spare change from my school lunch money. i just wasn't buying milk for a while. since the based guy who ran it was a gamer himself and never ID'd anyone. executing my master plan from initial concept to beating hookers with a baseball bat took about 12 months.i also didn't have to care if my parents saw it, cus i had a TV in my own bedroom.
>>751400923>>751403058And yet they still find ways to get stuck
>>751409576Thinking you need fire is a canon event
>>751407609Breast buds are the best. The most beautiful thing in the world, in my opinion
>>751409576youve known the solution to this puzzle for decades, of course its obvious. sit down, be humble
>>751403645Why did he do it?
>>751409854The person posting that is 43 years old and an avid gamer with access to the Internet. It took 6 year old me under 5 minutes to figure it out in 1998.
lol I must be the only one who didn't think to use fire on this web I guess
>>751399285I fell in love with video games without my parents ever forcing me to play a single one.
>>751399285It's an unchallenging children's game, of course small children will enjoy it.
>>751399285Cute... and not funny, you sick fucks.Also DONT post your kids on the internet, wtf is wrong with these moron parents lately?? it's a no brainer rule ffs.
>>751410151Normalfags are fucking retarded and were easily duped into thinking posting videos and pictures of their kids on the internet is a good thing
>>75141015120 years ago it was "don't post your name on the Internet" and over time things have just gotten more and more permissive to the point that you basically have to have your info on the Internet somewhere if you want to have a job or do anything in the modern world. That's the world we live in now.
>>751407713Wii played gamecube games and OoT was available on the gamecube in that combo disc.
stealth pedo thread
>>751410741And it was broken as fuck. It literally had a warning on startup for Majora's Mask, but both Ocarina of Time and MM were broken. Guess you get what you pay for, considering it was a free promo with Nintendo Power. The Virtual Console versions were much more stable.
>>751410151>latelydude, parents were posting their kids onto the web when myspace existed. get real.
Putting your kid on the internet is abuse
>>751410930It's American culture
>>751410981This. Any parent who has ever posted their kid on the Internet should be imprisoned for life.
>>751410905Doesn't make it ok
>>751401613What's performative about using the version that's accessible?
>>751399285Having a kids is so retarded, but having a daughter must be pure hell
>>751399285>>>/vmg/Wrong board.
>>751410981This, especially with MiniMax available, you can do whatever you want
the game looks really pretty. i'm jealous the 3ds version was my first time, which is basically a 5% improvement, whereas this game is at least 99% better (1:1)
>>751410120It was a new popular thing that parents don't get, like heavy metal in the 80s. Video games are still respected by kids but they are not as passionate about them as we used to be.
>>751411397imagine investing money and time on raising a girl just to be taken by some retard a few years later
>>751399285People who put their kids online are pedophiles.
>>751411714The ultimate cuck
>>751410151Why are you sexualising it
>>751411714As a father you should at least take your daughters virginity before she meets another guy
>>751410605i HATE how correct this is. Then again i never used nor intend to use that shit ass LinkedIn that "kinda" requires you to put your entire work life and name for the entire world to see.Fucking GRIM.. i cant believe that shit has been normalized.. peak clown world. I still refuse to use it (dont have linkedin account anyway)
>>751410930cant believe the kid was using "bro" speech at her little age, besides a little girl saying bro....wtf?? sick and tired of hearing bro every damn place you go on the internet nowadays in comments. It's lost its entire spark
Why would someone post their kid on the internet like this?
>>751409351>doesn't want autists>puts them on minecraft
>>751401857Spyro being 3d probably helped. I introduced a kid to Mega Man and he didn't take to it because it was 2d and he'd only played 3d games
>>751411397>but having a daughter must be pure hellCan CONFIRM, unironically. My two sisters are literally both nigger lovers... one of them married a black dude 5 months ago.To be fair, they've been together for like 8-9 years before marriage, and he's actually a very nice and responsible man
>>751399285https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9eLd5XdVePs
>>751411714lonely virgin opinion. stop looking at the world through memes
>>751399285Qt
>>751400425didn't you get BTFO the other day when you couldn't produce a single video of this ever happening?
>n*ntendo proves they can make more money re-selliing old games instead of making new stuff because their new stuff fucking sucksAmazing
>>751400753>>751400649>millennials parents forcing their kids to playmade up, completely fabricated reddit meme
>>751399285Why the fuck is this creep filming a kid like that?
I didn't see a single young zoomie have this much reverance for Zelda during botw or totk is ocarina just that powerful or are gen alpha/beta just based af
>>751404143Why exactly do you want your child to be a copy of every other kid?
>>751412527Still a nigger. Leaving you always wanting for what could have been had she just kept it within the families race
>>751399285>>751406051what's with all these people with no sofas to sit?
>>751399285I want a daughter.
>>751413127>is ocarina just that powerful or are gen alpha/beta just based afA mixture of the two, gen alpha yearns for good single player games after years of roblox
>>751410605>no facebook>no insta>no twitter>no linkdlin or whatever
>>751404143Nigger have you SEEN the current generation?
>>751404305You sound like a gay groomer to be honest
>>751403943I can tell you from experience that it's A LOT of work, anon. Like 10x more than raising a boy if you care about stuff like them not being a coalburner nu-wave feminist whore. Girls are infinitely more susceptible to media and public school brainwashing and consensus-based morality, and it's a shit-ton of work deprogramming them on a regular basis, especially if their mother has ever told them anything different from you.You also have to watch how you yourself are as you raise them, because the freudian thing of girls inevitably winding up with someone like their dad is 1000% true no matter how much women try to deny it. So any bad habits or shit personality traits you have will become the de facto model for what your daughter is into.
>>751402652And that's completely fine, it becomes a memory they remember later on
Having kids sounds like hell
>>751413248Dude that's literally me!
>>751413487In the modern era? Yeah, it is.
I grew up with botw and i i still love it, but yeah this new zelda is so damn good
>>751404131>/v/ will call troons and others pedosThat's/pol/
>>751413487Shit bro, I guess that means you should just chop your balls off and get it over
>>751413487i'm terrified of the getting woken up multiple times/night part. i start getting VERY pissed off and suicidal if i don't get enough sleep. don't think i'd make it out alive
>>751399285This actually makes me happy. I use to get babysat, and woman who's babysitting son would play N64 and Gamecube games with him. For a while he didn't have a memory card, so kept having to unlock everything for Smash Melee and SA2 Battle.
>>751413932That just sounds like you're an autistic sperg who doesn't have to worry about kids because you aren't in the genepool to begin with
>>751399285>mindlessly followed directionsNever going to make it in the AI wars. At that age I already knew never to trust another human being.
>>751413189me too
>>751401152You phrased that really weird, but i know exactly what you're talking about
>>751413932That's what your wife is supposed to be for...
>>751399285tendies when they say remakes don't replace the originals:
>>751413127>botw or totkwell, they are bad games
>>751411714I already got myself one woman if i end up in that position thoughb8ever
>>751407713dudes hes using a game guide, the wii is the least of his problems
>>751400394but you happen to be
Nintendo won
>>751413248>>751413506
>>751413174He's black, i wouldnt call him a nigger. Like i said they been together for close to a decade, he's a family man with family values and a kid he's been raising for 10 years etc.Not all blacks are niggers, but all niggers are black. There's a difference.
>>751413487It's only bad when they get to middle school and have to deal with kids that clearly have shit parents. Just tell your kid how to deal with cyberbullying and how to block people on instagram. It's that easy.
>>751411714This is why arranged marriages used to be the norm, a father actually got something out of raising a daughter and joining together with another family.
>>751413185>he played vidya off the floor as a kidngmi
>>751414515>Just tell your kid how to deal with cyberbullying and how to block people on instagramA person who has a kid tomorrow will never have to deal with this. By the time the kid is 10 there will be a full Internet ban for children.
>>751413248BASED. Dont use any of that garbage either.. the only "social media" account i have is literally just Youtube (you need to have one for the age restricted shit anyway)
>>751414591There will always be ways around it
>>751399285>not giving her a real controllerGuy must really hate his daughter.
>>751399285LE OMG THEY NEED TO EXPERIENCE THINGS LIKE I HECKIN' DIDfucking millennials are dogshit parents
>>751412308Zip it unc
>>751414725The game just came out last week, no millennial grew up with it. Take a chill pill.
>>751414591>full Internet ban for childrenThink of the poor billionaire pedophiles
Will we have another 100000 threads like this? Yeah faggot parents are posting their children for attention.
>>751414809Billionaire pedophiles can get children to eat from poor irrelevant countries.
>>751414725Can you explain why you are mad?
>>751414647Not when the current laws being pushed are already trying to make it so violations are punished with 20-40 years in jail. No parent is going to be stupid enough to let their kid have any way to access the Internet with that looming over their head.
>>751414809the billionaire pedos dont even need internet for their kid supply lol
Anyone else agree that Nintendo won
>>751414647Yeah, and middle/high school kids will always find ways to drink/smoke too, but it's much easier to tell your kid "No, that's illegal" than it is now when your kid screams "BUT ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS, I WANT ONE TOO!" and you just sigh and give in and throw an iPhone in their lap.
>>751399285A whole new generation of trannies
>>751414961Parents will just stop having kids and destroy the economy then
>>751415105nah, it's not trendy anymore, also that was more of a zoomer thing, gen alpha is completely the opposite
>>751402219Tell that to the people who rule the world
>>751415105The jawlines on these, holy shit.Is this the power of Western Democracies?
>>751399285m-mooooooooods!!!!!
>>751410930whitoids are the goodest goys
>>751406051Must be awkward having his parent behind him filming him during that moment.It's supposed to be one of those "oh shit what is happening" moments for a kid, not to be watched by a parent during it
>>751415267don't forget pedophiles
>>751403481wario ware SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS games
>>751412480Megaman is not exactly easy on the eyes, i think there's a sweetspot somewhere with different graphical levels for 2d and 3d games.I think SotN is the earliest example you could make that doesn't cause a zoomer a panic attack.
>>751399285My ex-girlfriend joked about being pregnant to try and scare me and I remember feeling so happy, happy enough to cry for the first time in our relationship. She panicked and thought I hated kids and would shit myself or something.I couldn't look at her the same way anymore. Deep down I know I still want to be a father and pass down all my knowledge and games, etc. The dating pool just gets rougher the older you get. I'm almost 40 and all the women my age already had kids or can't have kids.
>>751410930>>751411013>>751412308>See kid make a Daisy cosplay at a convention with her parents>Think to yourself "aw, that's adorable">The kid walks past you and goes "WASSUP PUSSY, WHAT YOU LOOKING AT??"
>>751415581That's fucked dude, i hate when bitches do these insane "tests". And then they don't even understand how fucked up it is to play with someone's feelings about serious shit like that
>>751399285I wonder if she's single...
>>751409942Don't know man...No note, nothing. That's kind of been the hardest because we have to just guess. He was hurting mentally, I know that. I love him, I hope he knows that.
>>751400719I will raise my kid on nothing but depressioncore eastern european immersive sims
>>751415671It clearly says she's 12.
>>751415180Those have 0 morals but I am sure at least some pedo anons have morals and are good people inside.
>>751415702Why?
>>751406051It's just like my animated Peter Darker movie!!!!!!
>>751413678you have to be 18+ to post here
I bet she doesnt even like vidyas, her father is forcing her to play.Women don't like video games because they are stupid enough to figure out how to play them
>>751416024breath of the wild came out early 2017
>>751416024>40yr old unc still posting on 4chanaw hell nah
>>751415619N-nothing...y-yeah I'm good, h-heh-heh...
>>751416107>her father is forcing her to playHe ought to be arrested.
>>751416024Nigga you were barely an itch in your daddy's nutsack when the original came out, stfo
My mom tells me that I should get married and have a children since I would probably love playing pretend with toys with them since I always do it whenever I take care of other children. Too bad I haven't even held hands with a girl yet.
I'm the dad who posted this originally. Someone shared a link to me about this showing up on 4chan. It greatly upsets me that you are all lusting after my little girl without giving me likes and views like I intended.
>>751415105liv needs to do OF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>751415581>all my knowledgeIf you have any life advice that you feel like sharing here, do it. Plenty of young anons ready to learn.
>>751411714>[*hits pipe*]
>>751416176You're wasting your youth here instead that's not better.
>posting your young daughter's behind on the internet how much a fucking moron do you have to be to do this?
>>751416024I was 12 when it came out
>>751415105hooooly grim... went from a cute handsome dude to a lame ass fake chick.What a fucking waste, especially this one.
I'm not a pedo, but the way she got up, goddam, tite af
>>751416439fathers are wired to get off on their daughters receiving sexual attention, it's proof of genetic fitness, we just don't talk about it in polite society
>>751416510It ain't a crime if you wait until they rippen.
>>751399285Nintendo may as well have made the remaster soulless on purpose to teach the new generation to have low expectations for their games.
>little kid referring to parent as 'bro'
>this thread...
>be me>37 year oldfag>had not one but two life altering heartbreaks over the years that shatter me, mind body and soul>spend last decade piecing myself back together with friends, viyda and annamays >decide to stay singlechad, never marry or have kids>tfw spent the last couple years using disposable income to build up collection of things that make me happy without worrying if it's "taking up space" or notSweet Christ in Heaven, I need sex.......
>>751416510>I'm not a pedo, buthm...>goddamwhy dont you have a seat right over there for me
It's important to have quality time with your kids
>>751416613>LET HER RIP!
>>751400719The real end game isn't getting your kids to play certain shit, it's what you get their spouses to. I will never have or even adopt kids by my own choice, but if any motherfucker is even thinking about marrying my daughter, he has to 1cc 2loop (i.e. get the proper "you feel strongeth welling in you" ending screen, not just fucking it up twice) Ghosts n Goblins in front of me first. Arcade version, though, because I'm not a total asshole, but I need this guy to be able to handle some real bullshit. If he can't even do that much in a game, then he ain't the one, and I dread how he'll handle other bullshit in real life, especially when I'm not around.>anon, aren't you being both ridiculous and overprotective, along with retarded, even?Yes, but if he can do something I barely can't, I can at least feel at ease. Plus, it's not like I'd only give him one shot at it. The real issue is having to hear the same damn tunes all of the time. Fuck, even I might go crazy from that shit.
>>751416508couldn't be more wrong
>>751416886Why do parents dress their kids like this? You even see kids wearing chokers these days, and parents acting like there's nothing weird about that
>>751415619I'd rather have that than some brat calling me "bro", tbbqh famalamsandwich.
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>>751415619lmao you got mogged by a little girl
>>751400753>Sure I could show you good stuff from back then and share the fun, buddy, but you're on your own!>Why would I do that and clone of myself? I hate myself! Teehee so funny
>>751417084Chokers are weird but that one is not that weird.. It's just a skirt. Now look at how swedes dress up their daughters. WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?
