damn......gate's locked........looks like I'll need a key.........
Hrmmfmhfnmm...Metal...Key?
>>751417261something something Claude playing pokemon
>Player!>Player! Listen to me!>It's me, the General!>That's right! I am the General! Now listen up!>You can 'look' by moving the right analog stick>Now, try to move the analog stick to 'look' at the gate>Excellent! You are looking at the gate! Well done!>huh, guess my all my years in miltary school paid off?>Your darn right it did, player! With moves like this, you'll be an expert in no time. But, if you 'press' in the right analog stick, we might get you to focus a bit more. Try that, now, Player!>Focus huh? Alright I'll... try 'focus' on the g >Woah!!!!! Did you see that????>That's your 'focus' ability, Player. It shows you that there's a 'keyhole' in the gate. Now, the next part of this top secret mission that will save the planet is to try to find a way to bypass it. I've got 'Science Man' on the line to help us.>Hey General! Just mixing the blue and red chemicals here when you called. Did you know that by mixing red and blue, you can get a whole new compound? Top secret. A lot of money goes into this. The chemicals make the a new compound called 'purple'. >Heh, he's a bit of an egghead but it looks like you can help Player here on his top secret mission?>Yes, it appears that a keyhole needs an object called 'key'. Look for one around the area you're in
>>751417261But it's yellow thoughbeit.
Is the gate lost? It's all alone. We should get it back to its family, they must be worried sick.
>>751417261Gabe will sell you ine for only 2.49
>>751417261it's just a LOD thing, the fence will pop in any second
>>751417261>game doesn't have jump/climbing controls over easily clearable bearers
>>751417261Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? Just turned seven last month.
>>751417261Yellow paint done right.
>>751417261Time to activate key finding vision
>>751417261Use the RPG
>open gate"I can't do that!">grab key"I don't understand!">pick up key"Great, a key!">open gate"I can't do that!">use key"I don't understand!">use key on gate"I can't use those together!">open gate with key"I don't understand!">unlock gate with key"I don't understand!">unlock gate"Great, the gate is unlocked!">open gate"I can't do that!">walk through gate"I can't do that!">enter gate"I can't do that!">push gate"Great, the gate is open now!"
Usually there is a knee-high fence blocking the lawn, so you really need that key and can't just go around the gate.
>>751417790kek
Damn, I only have a red key on me.
>>751418271
It's locked from the other side. I have to find a way around.
>>751417261why is the skybox missing?
>>751417261>QUEST UPDATED>Through metal and grass: Find the Park Fence Key.>An unknown force has close down and locked the main entrance to the city park, preventing pedestrians and local merchants from walking through a crucial highway of the city. You MUST discover its location and reopen the yellow-coated metal gate!
>>751418271point n click sisters.... did we get too cocky?
>>751417261Focus, Charlie Kirk
The "dark grass" shit they did in the gen 6 pokemon games was so fucking stupid
>>751417261Fence is loading
>>751418906Too boring, more like. There needs to be a gag for every option.
>>751418271get ye flask
>Approach gate>(UI text) "Locked">(Computer voice) "ACCESS DENIED">"Damn, looks like I need a key">OBJECTIVE: FIND THE KEY *whoosh sound effect*>Camera control is taken away briefly to point towards objective marker>Inspect gate again>(Reused voiceline) "Damn, looks like I need a key"
>>751418906What the FUCK do you think "point and click means"????????
>>751418996thats not even the right imageeee
>>751418271Why was this a thing? Did they not have enough memory? Didn't want to pay someone to think of all the ways you could write something? Wanted to purposefully pad the game by making you guess for an obvious solution?
>>751417261>gates locked>"wait I can just walk around">pit bull jumps out from nowhere and kills meBravo Kojima
>can't open this gate until you get the weapon from the 4th boss and then you have to backtrack all the way back here to open it
>>751417261It is what it is...
>>751419490>Get a call from locked gateman>You cant just walk around this, you need to face these problems head on!
>>751417261>acquire super weapons/powers>defeat huge strong creatures and destroy objects>find locked door/chest>damn I guess that's it
>>751420339>be a walking god with magic powers / one many army>defeated by "door barred from the other side"bravo todd
>>751420005>locked gatemanI lolled out loud
>>751417261>locked by some contraption
>>751419232I point my gun at your face. and then I click the trigger
>the bridge is out
>>751419309last two
>>751420606you can't pull ye trigger
>>751419309>Did they not have enough memory?In the old Incofom et al. days, yes. They could only put so many words of text in the entire program, along with the size of the program itself, and it was simply not possible to add synonyms without a reduction elsewhere.Some cases were actual bugs or lack of testing. But the problem is also somewhat overstated by players who didn't read the manuals. Some games had an explicit verb list that said "these are all the commands you need to beat the game" and listed OPEN, CLOSE, LOOK UNDER, REMOVE, etc.And even if an entire list wasn't given, there are many cases where someone would have gotten it if they tried rewording the command using the standard verb list.
>*DDDING DDLLIIING*>*weeeiiiep*>Snake, that's a Golden Albuquerque Door. You'll need two keys to open it. One key will need to be at room temperature>And the other?>The other key will need to be at exactly 0 degrees fahrenheit. You'll be able to find instructions on the back of the box>Snake, do you know about the sakura blossom? They say that once a year, the leaves bloom and the dead people that were buried beneath them come back alive. If you see something on the ground, make sure to pick it up>*weeoww*
>>751417790I appreciate the effort that went into this
>>751418271Thanks, oldfag. You elevated this oldfag's blood pressure remembering those "games".
>gate tries to enter you
Insubstantial barriers such as these are no impediment to you in the spectral realm. Will yourself to pass through, and you shall.
>>751417790modern gaming was a mistake
>>751419309>Didn't want to pay someone to think of all the ways you could write something?This. Nobody wants to bother with that. Just make the players figure out which phrase you picked
>>751422449what if the gate's ghost is also locked
>>751417790>>751418271Which way /v/?
>>751422449thanks Tony Jay. RIP.
>>751422449Fucking amazing
>>751417261>path is completely blocked, need to find a smooth surface to get onto the sidewalk from
>Looks like the elevator's down. You'll have to restart the generator manually.
>>751419165>camera points to a key in plain sight like 5 meters from the gate>"is that a key?">walk over>"great, a key">pick it up>"now I can open that gate">walk over to gate>"I can use that key to open this">open gate>"great, the gate is open now">achievement unlocked: master of unlocking
hmm guess ill have to return later
>>751417790I felt my blood pressure increase as I read that.
>"Hmmm this gate... it's locked!">"Woah, what? The gate is locked?">"But don't they know we need to get through here?">"NPC said that the gate is the only way through to the tower of fuckass.">"And we NEED to get to the tower of fuckass right away!">"Let's look around">Camera slooooowly pans over>"And see if anyone has a key">Camera slooowly zoomes in on an NPC>"If we ask around, maybe someone will have a key that unlocks this gate">"Then we can get to fuckass tower">Meanwhile you're mashing the advance button too hard and interact with the gate again>"Hmmm this gate... it's locked!"
>>751418906Text parser, not point 'n' click.
>>751417261darksouls2.jpg
>>751417261
>>751427245
>>751422449just noticed the houses. fucking lol, nicely done
>>751419139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3-0vXrBwwE
>>751421678>Automatically read that part out in her voice right after i saw the words "Sakura blossom"
>>751422632The spiel of >>751417790 followed by the gameplay of >>751418271
>>751420005>beg locked gateman to open himself before I get mauled by the pit bull>"I'm sorry my friend, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates here. I would not rob you of that."
>>751418271>shit pants
You should be able to solve this.
>>751418271Use Sword : Self
>lock to own house won't open due to frost>talk to friendly neighbor >"yeah you should ask the locksmith two houses down">go to a locksmith asking for help>gives a fucking sock and a lighter to set it on fire to heat the lock up so it openstrue story
>>751428608>>751427245we call this a 'ludo narrative dissonance' in gamer terms
>>751428996>>751429317>Both commands actually work
>>751422449>this made zoomers shit and piss their pants
>>751429614i thought that was when games let you do stuff your character would never do in canon i.e. friendly fire
>>751417261thank god they painted it yellow, I almost missed that it was interactable
>>751417261anti-soul glare in the skybox
maybe a good thread can still pop up every now and then
>>751428608Reminds me of the attic door you need a key for in RE1, even though Jill has a fucking grenade launcher
>>751417261>Try to walk on grass>"I can't walk on the grass with these church shoes on.."
>>751417790
>>751417261this is impossible to explain to outsiders but every welsh valley needs something like thismust be mandated by the councils
>>751430108https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsurmountableWaistHeightFence
>>751430551i suspected it was welsh playtesters
>>751430609She should be bullied by having to say all that again with cum on her glasses
Damn! The sewer entrance is blocked! Guess I'll have to find another way down...
>>751430551kek
>>751430917You joke but this is honestly what makes people NPCs. If you wouldn't go down there, you might as well just be following a programmed script.
>>751417790I miss when my hobby was just played by shut-in dorks
>>751430917Theres a compound word for this kind of person / dumb level design in japanese: 通い者 (not to be confused with 通者)Someone who walks past everything in life
>>751431284>people obeying safety barriers to not fall into an open sewer is npc behaviorOkay autist
>>751431284>>751431698we being fr?
>>751417790open ye gate
>>751422449Nice.
>>751417261>Turn around then look back. Suddenly there's a wall around the gate.
>>751432153I swear this happened to me at an airport once. There was a window in midair that I'm sure for a was floating without support, but by the time I whirled around to look at it again, the entire structure had been "constructed" around it in the blink of an eye.I've always suspected that aircraft use teleportation technology in some way, however perhaps that's too /x/ of me and it was just a trick of the light after all.
>>751418271No one actually misses this garbage. I like point and click games but without a "contextual wheel" of options and instead thus system? Yea don't bother.
>>751432330of course they use teleportation technology>enter tube>they shut you in for several hours>exit tube in a completely different place
>>751417261>aw man this snorlax is blocking the way guess I'll turn back
>>751430878Good thought, as I had the same impulse. But I decided just having her boobs slapped a couple times would be sufficient.
>>751418271Urgh
I played some weird indie game years ago that did this but when you inspected the objects it said "I could probably jump over this but it would ruin the narrative" and I forgot what the fucking game was, it was pretty good. It had a really good jumpscare where you end up at a dead end and a voice says "look behind you" and when you turn around they say "I wasn't talking to him."
>>751417751Yeah but the fresh approach strategy actually worked after letting enough monkeys break enough typewriters in canonical pokemon red
>>751434635spooky
>>751419490kek
>>751417261I think the key is in that patch of yellow grass.
>>751417261>Door doesn't open from this side
>>751422449>I bet Mary is behind this fucking gate
>>751431698no there isnt
GATE STUCKGATE STUCK
That door to the right is locked and you have to go fight a giant centipede to get the key, even though there's a giant window both characters could comfortably slide through.
>>751436007i am the law
>>751436132IAMTHELAWIAMTHELAWIAMTHELAWIMALAWIALAWIALAWILAWIALAW
>>751430609Morbius is actually pretty decent.
>>751436132fuck, haven't seen that in years. I wonder what crimes the people playing that shit went on to commit.
>>751417261Wait a minute, that card...
>>751418271kill jester
>>751431284t.
>>751436205the gate is our friend, traveler
>>751417261>[X] HATE GATES
This is why Metal Gear Rising Revengeance is the greatest game of all time. Just slice the gate into hundreds of pieces.
>>751417261What's the problem? That's OoT design and OoT is the best game ever.
>>751422632Why not bothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVY_oJlv_Eo
>>751431959ye cannot open ye gate
>>751429096where is the dev so I can beat him to a pulp
>>751436154WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO
>>751417261>"Wait a minute...that card..."
>>751432330it's just pop-in, usually you don't notice but airports have to preload other areas so sometimes it happens
>>751422536I loved Metal Gear Solid 2
>>751436272kill gate
>>751422449Ok... Uh how do I return to the mortal realm though?
>>751437142literally impassable
>>751417790I am a 75 IQ brown person and can barely understand this. Game of the year.
>>751422449Extremely hard kek
>>751437187Gamers cannot pass this chore barrier.
>>751431284the type of mf to die in nutty putty cave
keel jester
>>751417261>damn......gate's locked........looks like I'll need a key.........Perfect reason why Deus Ex should be used as a template for how levels are designed.>Locked gateI have a fucking rocket launcher, there's not going to be a gate after thatOr I could pick the lockOr pile up some crates and jump over itOr persuade someone to open the gate for meEtc.
>>751417261>playing dark souls 2>You need to kill 4 elder gods to pass this gate
>>751422879Actual hell when a game has this problem
>>751422449the warped houses is a great touch
>>751420606damn that's a really good pepe
>unlock gate>Achievement Unlocked: Open Sesame!
>>751418271sovlfuck ron gilbert
>>751431361That was never a thing.
>>751428996Lightly fart
>>751437276
You know you could just go OOB and do a simple gate skip? It's like you don't even watch AGDQ
>>751443774It was like 30 years ago when gaming was for nerds and 95% population didn't cared about games, but you don't remember because you were a sperm back then in your daddy balls fagGamers were not retarded back then
>>751422449I wish I knew what this was a reference to.
>>751417261>wait a minute.... that key.....>*flash back cutscene plays where you saw a key in the previous room*
>>751417261What's stopping me from going around it?
>>751444272the game doesn't support that
>>751418271I got adrenaline just from reading this fucking shit. I do NOT miss it.
>>751444272Invisible walls or killplanes
>>751431361Those shut in dorks are the ones making these though
Hey /v/, guard me while I'm lockpicking. Don't let me get hurt, it'd break my focus! I'll get the thing opened in 180 seconds, and provide an occasional snarky comment throughout!
>>751437142>tfw too depressed to move those progress halting crates
>>751418271Tried to play the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy text adventure as a kiddlydoo and it pretty much went like this
>>751417790I liked this ironically for so long I started to like it unironically. Something about the word egghead just turns cringe into cringekino.
>>751431284And what exactly are you hoping to find down there? A secret jewish cabal?
>>751444272Anon, there is grass over there, do you really want to touch it?
>>751444272WARNING: Return to mission area!
>>751417790>>751418271>Sam: Nothing says top-notch detective work quite like inserting a misplaced key into a locked gate, eh little buddy?>Max: Sure sure, but couldn't have have just walked around it?>Sam: Well that sign over there did read "Keep Off the Grass"
>>751444272>depriving himself of the '[Gamer Moment] - Go the entire game without touching grass' achievement
>>751436132>"I am the law">"STFU IM MUTING YOU ALL!!!!">Continues to not mute and continue to argue with themclassic
>>751444272Ironically enough, the videogames are stopping you from doing it
>>751437142
Okay, so let me get this straight: If I don't open this gate, then the world is gonna end. Am I right?
>Most L4D maps could be cleared in record time by simply jumping few fences.
>>751436423>YES. YES! GENTLY PUSH IT WIDE OPEN!!
>>751429614I thought we called it "the devs are woke faggots that deserve death"?
>>751418067Shes on my dick
>>751445423yeah but that would be cheating, wouldn't it?you're not a cheater, right, anon?
>>751417261If this was a Mario 64 star it’d be:>Mystery at the Yellow Gate
>>751445481nigga wtf is woke about not opening a broken door you guys just say shit sometimes
>>751445481...because they made a frail looking door locked?
>>751445498VS put bunch of invisible walls to prevent skips, but some still pop on campaign like swamp fever crescendo.
>>751431284Do you count the things that can be found in sewers as treasures?
>Go back 3 areas to find the boss with the key>Super easy boss battle>Cutscene where the boss powers up and we're 'powerless to stop him'>Favorite character 'sacrifices' himself
>>751445584>a yellow gate. I guess deep down we’re all Asian>don’t say that!
>>751445705sounds horrible, what game would do this
>>751432330Airports have a lot of people and other moving parts, so it lags sometimes. No point getting riled up by that.
>>751436093I like his deductive skills. It's the kitchen, really? Not the harbour, or the airport? You're sure?
>>751436132
>>751432330but if aircraft are the ones teleporting, why would the fixtures in the airport be changing, unless... the entire world is teleported around the airplanes to make passengers think they moved, when in fact the airplanes are the only things that remain stationary?
>>751439378>Or persuade someone to open the gate for me>see neighbor outside>hey man could you open this gate for me
>>751417261This reminds me of the time I wrong warped into a Chinese womens' restroom...
>>751445565>>751445590Yes? That's how it goes in literally every thread that points out some inconsistency or feature that could have been done better. Are you new to /v/? People will call an extra segment of UI woke.
>>751446192[NPC] is busy reading something on his phone. Maybe if I find some item to throw at him, that'd get his attention.
>>751429614No. This is aesthetic deceptionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBIW9h4qw4
>>751446051You should play Prey 2017
>>751445584Sex with Chibi Lydia
>>751446272Protag-kun! There's a piece of dog shit on the other side of the yellow gate! That would be perfect to get neighbor-san's attention. Now if only there were a way past the gate...
>>751418271Oh, okay, I'll give you two words.>fuck you
>>751446451>Don't know how to "fuck" something
>>751446250Bad things are woke because thats how wokies used it first. Were just playing along, calling all the same things woke.
>>751446485
>>751417261Fucking gated communities
>>751445697One man's rancid turd is another coprophiliac's treasure-Confucius
>>751446524It doesn't matter what it used to be. It means absolutely nothing now. It could mean "look at this moral inconsistency" but it could also mean "I saw something brown somewhere!" or "I don't like this, wuaaah!" Words only work if they mean roughly the same thing every time. You are able to read this because the words I use are always used in the same context. The moment that goes away, it becomes gibberish. Just like the term "woke".
>>751446580
>>751444830A treasure chest full of gold. And it's not dangerous because I expect the sewer to be well lit by torches.
>>751446675woke is anything and everything that is bad for a white straight male
>>751446580I never said all that shit.-Sun Tzu
>>751445705Suspiciously over-leveled old man, no!
>>751417436You need the yellow key.
>>751447206NINTENDO
>>751447206unsolvable@grok help me finish this puzzle
>>751444272grass is invisible walls
they installed it into the wet cement first, instead of building the fence and having to work around a fucking fence to build the pathlike its literally the smartest way to go about this. do you really want to have to pour cement on something that is blocked on both sides and you HAVE to pass over because theres two barriers on each side
>>751447206I know the remake is easier but is navi actually that handholdy?
>>751417261What's up with all the bloom in the sky? Do modern devs think the Sun is going supernova?
>>751447380>tfw no vidya has ever made the best korean barrel mag a usable attachmentGrim
>>751443939kill faggot
>>751447596it has to work. i refuse to believe that kimmy boy who is known to test fire weapons for fun himself has never demanded to get to mag dump one of these at least once in his life. i will not believe it. them not working and him knowing it makes zero sense either because that means hes walking around with his personal bodyguards effectively unarmed, with unloaded guns.zero chance
>>751446675>Some people have misused woke, therefore it is completely meaningless
>MISSION BEGINS IN SIXTY SECONDS*clang**clang**clang*Need a dispenser here!*clang**clang**clang*Need a dispenser here!
>>751417261The entirety of the uk is this
Just jump over it? What're you, white??
It doesn't open from this side.
>>751437142The next logical evolution of this is for MC to be chased by a monster but the path is blocked by a sleeping cat and he couldn't possibly disturb the hecking flufferino
>>751434723No it didn't. There were points the guy running it had to literally get the LLM past a point because it was incapable of doing it.
>>751448197You’re not wrong
>>751444772you don't even have to move it. just walk over it.
>>751448268The game isn't set in a low-trust shithole where you can just flagrantly disregard closed yellow gates.
>>751434723The only reason Claude won was because countless gen1 walkthroughs were in the training data. Why else do you think he was so focused on finding a "captain" to give him HM01 the moment he entered the SS Anne? There's nothing in the game that even speaks that you need any of those things, yet he was so focused on finding the guy he saw him in his own backsprite.Without this, it would have been so hopelessly lost in this world.
>>751445201I should get around to playing this.
>>751448151Wrong key. That one's green.
>>751417261>try to go around it>invisible wall
>>751444272
>>751419232it means "point and click" not "brute force mash 2 random objects together one by one until one of them fucking works". Its just busywork. if I want to spend an hour trying different combinations I'll guess codelocks on people's bases in dayz
>>751448151oof, all that missable content he just got locked out of
>>751448572>missing the joke this hardjej
>>751420606>click>goes the cell door>you turn around to see a 7 foot tall, 400 pound blac-
>>751448385no, the only interference was to the interaction overlay and very minimally the harness (which had no real effect on deretarding it), some of which was requested by the retarded bot specifically. like being able to tell what some floor tiles were.>>751448704There was a lot of wrong information too and easily half the time it was operating off shit it made up ten minutes ago anyway because the context was so polluted from trying to accomplish basic tasks for hours on endI wonder what happened to the raw harnessless attempt(s)
>>751449041
>This way is blocked, gotta find another way...
>>751429614Only if you’re the type of retard that gets filtered by vine cutting puzzles, despite being known as a puzzle game developer.
Uhm, there's a sign in to not step on the grass, guess I'll need to find a key to unlock the gate.
>>751446675Literally same thing as it always was. Describing retarded things. It's just that the non-retarded started using it.
>>751446564Nioh always pissed me off coz the boxes you can destroy by rolling into them look sturdier that half the doors in the game
>>751449702>This is a first world country, dammit
>>751417261It's silly when this type of stuff happens in a game, but it's downright ridiculous in a live-action show.
>>751418271Kek
>>751449472Moron! That's the red key! You need the yellow key! Are colorblind or something!?
>>751451143
Well?
>>751450957Pretty sure that was meant for cars, dude
>>751447689
>>751445697People frequently flush jewelry and gold bullion down the toilet
>>751446580>Confuciusmore like Coprolicious
>>751448380
>>751449472>>751451246obviously, the solution is to mix the red and yellow key
>>751451251>using a skeleton keyYou'd have to be brain-damaged to do that unless someone has a plunder chest
>>751431284My dude educate yourself on confined spaces and low oxygen atmospheres before your obsession with not being an NPC gets you killed.
>>751444272Dear god, that would be anarchy
>>751448151>key disappears upon use>there are actually two doors you can choose
>>751444272the social contract
>>751451246AAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>751451251yesstop clogging up my slot i wanna grab a magic lamp
Damn, the road is BLOCKEDBetter go kill four Demigods to open the door two feet to the left
>>751451251>use key>take the other pathNothin personell keyd
>>751451246Anon please. It's a gold lock so you need a gold key. Not a ruby, emerald, or sapphire key! A GOLD KEY!
>>751452209>you're told to figure out which door leads to the next area and open it>other door leads to a puzzle which yields a seemingly useless item, which will turn out to be mandatory to solve another puzzle later without spending a key item that's necessary to beat the game>it turns out you can open both doors, but you have to do so by tricking someone into burning their own key to do it for you>by the way, the game has a turn limit, so you don't have all day to mess around
>>751451821>use skeleton key>your skeleton is now free from its flesh cage
Wait a minute... that card...
>>751452518
>>751444205soul reaver
>>751417261exceptionally yookay-coded image
>>751418271Genuinely the reason why I got eternally filtered by those games my entire life. You fight the parser more than puzzles.
>>751429614This expression was coined by Far Cry 2's director btw, who is a socialist btw.
>>751417790I am so tired of this. Even fucking Onimusha had this with the gauntlet woman.
>>751444272Invisible walls and a disembodied voice telling you you're not allowed to do that as if explaining it to a child.
>>751448132Kek
>>751437142The only thing you can do is kneel in this situation.
>>751417261>Try to walk around the gate>Automatically get turned around>”I’ve got a mission to do. Can’t leave yet.”
>>751426756>Meanwhile you're mashing the advance button too hard and interact with the gate againThis happens every fucking time. I dont need every little thing explained to me i can figure it out let me play the game ffs.
>>751444272A support character contacts you from mission control and guilt trips you.
>>751419309I saw someone suggest that it is targeted at people who stream the game or who are on their phone while playing and miss things. Given the way that streamed shows have also moved to that model of repeated dialogue I think there is a decent chance of the latter being true.
>>751455470I have noticed alot of streamer pandering in games in the last decade and some change.
>>751417261>locked gate>try jumping over>gate flies into my ballshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmBwqRhGznI
>>751444272The "grass" eats you
>>751455470>I saw someone suggest that it is targeted at people who stream the game or who are on their phone while playing and miss things.You have no fucking clue what he's talking aboutShut the fuck up, retard
>>751455819I know exactly what he's talking about and I'm referring to the modern evolution of it.
>>751455470this nigga less than 40 years old lmaoooo
>>751455812Just like in Ultima.
>>751436656Underrated
>>751455951There isn't a modern evolution to text based puzzle/adventure games and point and clicks, they're dead
>>751456513Walking simulator games are point and click adventures but artificially lengthened with travel time between clicks
>>751417261>Switches between a sword and the stick in my inventory while jumping>Jumps over your gateEZPZ
>>751417790you forgot the part where he asks if you want inverted controls and you have to do it again
>>751444157>Complete info dump about the situation>Redditor shows up and claims "I did that">Everybody immediately believes it
>>751446236>blueprint found: [nvidia rtx 6700]
>>751451246>>751449472>>751448151The yellow key is LITERALLY in the first zone, why do you even have all these other keys now?
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>>751457139>get an item early on>no idea if it's useful or not>have it clog your inventory for the rest of the gameShit game design I say
>>751436154>>751436184>>751445030>>751445964i am the law
>>751459550Claymore mines? Hrrrgh...
>>751431698>通い者 (not to be confused with 通者Ah thanks. I always confuse these two.
>>751443025one of the rarest. save it while you have the chance.
>>751417261That's specifically designed to fuck with blind people.
>>751444830not far from reality is it?
>>751418271unironically lifeline had this shit so bad but now imagine it with shitty voice controls!
>>751417790It seems we still have industry insiders here at /v/.
>>751444157Everyone I knew played videogames 30 years ago and they were all what you mentally ill incels would call "normies". You're full of shit.
>>751460752>my entire social group was a bunch of fuckin losersgrim
