Your popcorn and medium soda, sir
I didn't order this
>>751486559Robert, you look different today.
>Ask him if they have the shrimp scampi today (it should be crab legs)>He says yes>Blast him in his bald headgg ez
>>751486559Robert i love what you've done with your hairBut you should know i always get an extra large soda
>>751486559Thank you, Rober-ughhhI don't feel so good...Wh-where's the restroom, Robert? Preferably a single isolated room so I can resolve this privately and is heavily ventilated or has a window in case I need some fresh air.
>>751486559Thanks ro-huh? My falcon is freaking out about something hold on
We at the /v/noplex, which vidya movie are we watching?
>>751487850MORTALKOMBAT
>>751487850Postal
>>751487046>Turns out there was a problem with the order of crab>They switched to shrimp scampi as a temporary fix
>>751486910I took your advice and decided to be white today. Perhaps you wanna take my advice and find yourself a date?
>>751487897Still the best vidya movie.
>>751487381Don't forget a large washing hamper in the public bathroom, for me to put the many, many towels I have into
>>751487850Street fighter obviously
>>751487850Ayyyna kino obviously.
>>751487850The Notebook.
>>751487850Brokeback mountain
>>751487046nah 47 is always hyper competent when he's in disguise talking to the markyou need to look out for the murder pun
>>751486559Haha funny joke, Robert. You know that my Platinum Singles Pass entitles to me to an XXL Crab Legs with Premium Artisanal Garlic Butter.
>>751486559Y-you too...
>enjoy the movie! >thanks, you too
>>751487850Salo
>>751489787>kills self in front of him>"Excellent work, 47."
>>751486559UMMM EXCUSE MEHE SAID NO PICKLES
>>751488026Damn RobertYou didn't have to cut me like that
I need to use the bathroom.
>>751489993Nah yet...
>>751489886KEK
>>751487850Super Mario Bros. (1993)
>>751488026Literally how though
Even if I knew who he was I'd just say "Thanks" because I haven't done anything to warrant a very expensive contract placed on me that could only be completed by someone dressing up as a movie refreshment stand employee on the one day out of 10 years i decided to leave my house and go to the theatre.But conversely, what am I gonna do exactly, I already committed to spending $1700 to watch a movie and eat some snacks just let me finish the movie and I'll lay down in the body bag to make it easier
>>751488026you would have to find me a job first, you giant nigger!
>>751486559Thank you very much Trebor and have a pleasant evening.
>>751486559Wait a minute...you are not Robert! Guards, guards!
>>751486559You sure took the time with that popcorn, that was about 32% slower than usual, are you perhaps not Robert?
>>751490342You seem very cooperative for an assassination target. Almost like you're the one who took the contract on yourself.
>>751487850Myhouse.wad
>>751486559Yo, Robert! I see you finally used soap, haha. See ya buddy.
Facial recognition on the kinoplex defence system turrets would identify any imposter immediately and open fire. Yep, thats how the system works! Thanks for the popcorn, Robert!
>>751486559robert i didnt know you allow singles now
>>751486559I picked up blood money for 76 cents and it's fantastic. What mods could I use to make it better graphically.
>>751487897
>>75149090247 has added your pic to the kill on sight list
>>751486559damn robert, have you been to the gym lately? anyway, thanks for the popcorn. i am sure it is to die for
>>751490964>nigga doesn't know about pirating
>>751490342>he emulated?
Robert did you put poison in the popcorn like I always ask for?
>>751488026P-Popcorn and large Pepsi please…
>>751486559I ordered and XXXL diet coke, and crab legs. Are you trying to starve me to death, Robert?
>>751489886Fucking kek
>>751486559Thanks man, by the way have I told you about my secret plans to bring children back to the mines? Turns out I can make a killing on insurance fraud! Just stay there behind me while I explain everything to the empty theatre for a few minutes.
>>751486559anyone else trash the theater if the videogame movie is bad?
>>751491465There is very little I love more in life than monologuing my plans to empty rooms.
>>751491552forcing people to do more work for no reason is not White behavior
>>751487850Metal Gear Solid 4
>>751486559missing the green fumes coming off the popcorn bucket
>>751488026Robert, only one of those things is possible and MJ is proof of which one.
>>751488474based!
>>751491673by making a mess I'm creating cleaning jobs, stimulating the economy
>>751491791this woman is seriously like 1cm away from monocular vision
>>751491552iirc they trashed it in appreciation of the movie
>>751491673I used to work with this old dude who would always point out when people were courteous to strangers, and say "it's the caucasian thing to do"
>>751491892what did you just say?*kicks you*
>>751486559
>>751491791Imagine the smell of those gloves.
But Robert you normally wear a blue vest...
>>751491962>catches foot and sniffs toesShut up slut
>>751492360this is such a /tv/ reply kek
>>751492242That floor must be a fucking disaster area of fallen popcorn and buttery seasoningFatlad could probably eat his shoes for dessert after his shift
>>751486559Are the nu-Hitman games good for stealth autism?last time i played them were just demos on the PS2.>t. Splinter Cell, Deus Ex and Metal Gear Solid fag
>>751487850hitman
>>751493238the nu ones are just playgrounds
>>751493238Yes, it has the same level of perfectionism of Blood Money
>>751493238They aren't stealth games. They are puzzle games that do stealth better than stealth games do.I don't know if they will scratch the itch you are after, but they are fun and can be very satisfying.
Hey Robert!CHICKEN JOCKEY!!
>>751491673chicken jockey says otherwise
>>751493960zoomers aren't white
>>751493960The reason you even remember that it was because of Chicken Jockey is because that was a statistical outlier.
fucked up the worlds easiest SASO hokkaido with two secluded targets because i got up too early from the morgue bed
>>751486559Robert you look a lot more Caucasian today
>>751494028cool projection jamal
>>751494170>Hit dog hollers the loudest
>>751492242Speed of execution should only ever be an expression of control.This lad has no control, he's losing shit left and right. He got fast before he got good, and is therefore Indian, I'm sorry but this decision is final.
>>751486559what the fuck did you do with robert you wigger
>>751487850sonic the hedgehog 2
>>751491673>leaves the shopping cart in the middle of the car park
>>751496624>WHOOP BOOP SKEEEDELY BOOP!That's not where the carts go. You're not a lazybones, are you?
>>751486559Robert, there's an unconscious black man in the toilets stripped down to his underwear!
>>751497913>he thinks homing briefcases miss
Robert you're a little pale today; are you sick?
>>751489726>>751489787>Y-you too please stop
>>751500312i like the bugged one from hitman 2 that goes super slow that they never fixed solely bc people thought it was funny
>>751500312It works just like this.What if I can't stop the suitcase, if only I could move f a s t e r!
