Absolutely pathetic numbers. Yet another embarrassing reminder that Nintendo users apparently only buy Mario, Pokémon, and Zelda. Anything outside those three franchises struggles to sell. Third-party games just keep getting buried on Nintendo systems.
Wtf I hate Nintendo now
Maybe if Nintendo made better hardware they'd sell more third party slop.
>>751530408cmon sexsell!
>>751530408>re-release game 2.5 years after original release>nobody buys it
>>751530408C'mon, even you can come up with better bait than that
I bought it digitally. Don't want family members to see the game box
>>751530640Irrelevant. Nintendo is a closed ecosystem and the players don't engage with anything else.
>>751530408the switch version looks pretty bad desu
>>751530640we're talking about tendies here, buying ports of 2+ year old games at full price is normal
>Twitternigger likes bottom of the barrel koreanshitWell at least it isn't chinese gacha so OP is only 99% subhuman
>>751530408Yet another reminder Nintendo fans have standards.
>>751530848I never played Skyward Sword but I remember the concensus around that game being universally meh/okay at best. And also, personally, I was disappointed by Twilight Princess at the time. So that's not too surprising.
>>751531014>>751531054The cope begins
>>751530408The firsf one also flopped in japan, it sold like 54k during the first week lmao
Gooners aren't people.
>>751530806>>751530501>>751530492Go buy it now on the Super Nintendo Switch.
>>751530408And then they ask why devs dont want to downgrade their games by making a port, tendies only care about tendieslop and buy nothing else anywayAlways has been the case
>>751530408HOLY FUCKING KEK, Tendies don't buy third party games maybe Shift Up will learn this next time, retards
>>751530408Well RIP a Stellar Blade 2 Switch 2 port
>>751530408I don't know anyone who owns a Switch 1 or 2 and is ALSO into traditional hardcore games and does NOT own a PC/PS5.Who is like>Man I love AAA hardcore graphically intense games, but the only system I am going to buy is a SwitchThat is why these ports sell like shit. People play these games on PC/PS5.I own a Switch 2, you know what I've played on it? Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, and Fire Emblem. The EXCLUSIVES. The NINTENDO EXCLUSIVES. That is what I buy a Switch for. I play everything else on my PC because I can play at 1440p 144 FPS.
>>751530408I want to buy it but I bought Zelda instead, and then ill be buying binding of Issac for the ns2 as well. Just unfortunate timing, ill probably pick it up later on.
>>751530513Switches are owned by little kids or low-T millenials. No snipped millenial with a quirk chungus wife would buy stellar blade.
>>751534137Super Switch edition not finishedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhPiMuBFH4
>>751530408this game is way too hard for all the wrong reasons
>>751530806>Irrelevant. Nintendo is a closed ecosystem and the players don't engage with anything else.I am a tendie and I engage with anything else via my PC
This port deserved to fail
>>751534517You misspelled Söy of Woman 4 or Baby face Wokelverine
>>751530408It flopped on the Switch because the wives of soilennials don't let them play games that have sexy women in them
>>751530806Why would I, I have a PC with a 5090 and a steam deck. The only reason I own a switch 2 is because it was on sale and I knew the price would go higher so I could at least resell it. Reason I don't sell it now even with emulation and recomps is because they are still shit.
>>751534517Oof
>>751531270wind waker and twilight princesss were already pretty divisive - I imagine that and word-of-mouth did the most damage to sales
>>751534639Meanwhile N64chads SSF2T and thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLLMrdQOL80
>>751531270>>751534774to sales of skyward sword, I mean
>>751530408>Japan who made the games that inspired Stellar Blade>That are better in every conceivable way>Surprised they don't want to play itReminder Stellar Blade's playerbase is almost entirely Chinese and Korean, and it did meh on its PS5 launch as a result. English speaking discourse is largely a marketing campaign by Shift Up, or culture war faggots that don't even play the game.
>>751534831It just niche games like Bayonetta etc.Anything normie buy are recognize brand.
>>751530408Is it a real physical or a gay key cart?
>>751530408i dont play coomerbait made by K*rea, siomple as
>>751535919real physical
>>751530408That's right. I get bingtendo systems for the bing bing wahoo games that I cannot legally acquire on my PC. I do not buy any multiplats on the system. That is the only purpose of a console.
>>751534517Nintenbros........
>>751530408Yeah they're never doing shit with Nintendo ever again kek
>>751530408>in JapanI bought a copy, i did my part.
>>751534137I don't think that was ever going to happen.It can barely run SB1.
>>751534517>Game is about a white woman with a huge ass>Make ads interacting with black peopleLmao
>>751534517Oh no no no no
>>751536731Zelda remake is gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiR5-ZpLtyI
>>751530408i'm buying it on the weekend at the same time i buy the new zelda. this essentially means based on average consumers habits. this game will sell as much as the zelda remake
>new action ip>sells millions on playstation and PC >can't break 10k on the shitendo systemLol, do these retards just buy that overpriced, outdated tablet to play mario, zelda, pokemon and ports of 10-20 year old games?
>>751530891Retarded faggot
>>751530806Why the fuck would I buy it for the Switch 2 if I already own it on PC? I'm not a double dipping retard like the majorioty of faggots here.
>>751530408>Make a black/american version of nier automata with focus on huge asses aimed at blacks and americans>Game flops because the target audience has no money>Release it 2 years later on japan on their biggest console>If flops even harderLmaoGo woke go brokeStocks status?
>>751531059i feel stupid for laughing at this every time it gets reposted
>>751530640>nobody buys it because they already bought itFTFY
>>751539832jeet deodorant status?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/EIR7OaSn0FXXN5dKQVmccQ/
>>751536463wait is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadom?!
>>751539832>Stocks status?
>>751539832>>751539832>Make a black/american version of nier automata with focus on huge asses aimed at blacks and americansI enjoy posting this every time you spam your retarded bullshit.
>>751530806Maybe for children. Most of the target demographic for this game would also probably have a PC or other console
>>751530806FF resonance just came out and sold best on nintendo
>>751530408Not bing bang wahoo enough, not enough bright colors to get toddlers attention, no toddler music, controls too difficult for toddlers.
I have to wonder, if Nintendo did port their games to other consoles and nobody bought them, would /v/irgins be making these threads and hooting and pooting about Sonys and Micros being dumbass mindless who never play anything that isn't made solely by Sony and Microsoft?
