Absolutely pathetic numbers. Yet another embarrassing reminder that Nintendo users apparently only buy Mario, Pokémon, and Zelda. Anything outside those three franchises struggles to sell. Third-party games just keep getting buried on Nintendo systems.
Wtf I hate Nintendo now
Maybe if Nintendo made better hardware they'd sell more third party slop.
>>751530408cmon sexsell!
>>751530408>re-release game 2.5 years after original release>nobody buys it
>>751530408C'mon, even you can come up with better bait than that
I bought it digitally. Don't want family members to see the game box
>>751530640Irrelevant. Nintendo is a closed ecosystem and the players don't engage with anything else.
>>751530408the switch version looks pretty bad desu
>>751530640we're talking about tendies here, buying ports of 2+ year old games at full price is normal
>Twitternigger likes bottom of the barrel koreanshitWell at least it isn't chinese gacha so OP is only 99% subhuman
>>751530408Yet another reminder Nintendo fans have standards.
>>751530848I never played Skyward Sword but I remember the concensus around that game being universally meh/okay at best. And also, personally, I was disappointed by Twilight Princess at the time. So that's not too surprising.
>>751531014>>751531054The cope begins
>>751530408The firsf one also flopped in japan, it sold like 54k during the first week lmao
Gooners aren't people.
>>751530806>>751530501>>751530492Go buy it now on the Super Nintendo Switch.
>>751530408And then they ask why devs dont want to downgrade their games by making a port, tendies only care about tendieslop and buy nothing else anywayAlways has been the case
>>751530408HOLY FUCKING KEK, Tendies don't buy third party games maybe Shift Up will learn this next time, retards
>>751530408Well RIP a Stellar Blade 2 Switch 2 port
>>751530408I don't know anyone who owns a Switch 1 or 2 and is ALSO into traditional hardcore games and does NOT own a PC/PS5.Who is like>Man I love AAA hardcore graphically intense games, but the only system I am going to buy is a SwitchThat is why these ports sell like shit. People play these games on PC/PS5.I own a Switch 2, you know what I've played on it? Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, and Fire Emblem. The EXCLUSIVES. The NINTENDO EXCLUSIVES. That is what I buy a Switch for. I play everything else on my PC because I can play at 1440p 144 FPS.
>>751530408I want to buy it but I bought Zelda instead, and then ill be buying binding of Issac for the ns2 as well. Just unfortunate timing, ill probably pick it up later on.
>>751530513Switches are owned by little kids or low-T millenials. No snipped millenial with a quirk chungus wife would buy stellar blade.
>>751534137Super Switch edition not finishedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhPiMuBFH4
>>751530408this game is way too hard for all the wrong reasons
>>751530806>Irrelevant. Nintendo is a closed ecosystem and the players don't engage with anything else.I am a tendie and I engage with anything else via my PC
This port deserved to fail
>>751534517You misspelled Söy of Woman 4 or Baby face Wokelverine
>>751530408It flopped on the Switch because the wives of soilennials don't let them play games that have sexy women in them
>>751530806Why would I, I have a PC with a 5090 and a steam deck. The only reason I own a switch 2 is because it was on sale and I knew the price would go higher so I could at least resell it. Reason I don't sell it now even with emulation and recomps is because they are still shit.
>>751534517Oof
>>751531270wind waker and twilight princesss were already pretty divisive - I imagine that and word-of-mouth did the most damage to sales
>>751534639Meanwhile N64chads SSF2T and thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLLMrdQOL80
>>751531270>>751534774to sales of skyward sword, I mean
>>751530408>Japan who made the games that inspired Stellar Blade>That are better in every conceivable way>Surprised they don't want to play itReminder Stellar Blade's playerbase is almost entirely Chinese and Korean, and it did meh on its PS5 launch as a result. English speaking discourse is largely a marketing campaign by Shift Up, or culture war faggots that don't even play the game.
>>751534831It just niche games like Bayonetta etc.Anything normie buy are recognize brand.
>>751530408Is it a real physical or a gay key cart?
>>751530408i dont play coomerbait made by K*rea, siomple as
>>751535919real physical
>>751530408That's right. I get bingtendo systems for the bing bing wahoo games that I cannot legally acquire on my PC. I do not buy any multiplats on the system. That is the only purpose of a console.
>>751534517Nintenbros........
>>751530408Yeah they're never doing shit with Nintendo ever again kek
>>751530408>in JapanI bought a copy, i did my part.
>>751534137I don't think that was ever going to happen.It can barely run SB1.
>>751534517>Game is about a white woman with a huge ass>Make ads interacting with black peopleLmao
>>751534517Oh no no no no
>>751536731Zelda remake is gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiR5-ZpLtyI
>>751530408i'm buying it on the weekend at the same time i buy the new zelda. this essentially means based on average consumers habits. this game will sell as much as the zelda remake
>new action ip>sells millions on playstation and PC >can't break 10k on the shitendo systemLol, do these retards just buy that overpriced, outdated tablet to play mario, zelda, pokemon and ports of 10-20 year old games?
>>751530891Retarded faggot
>>751530806Why the fuck would I buy it for the Switch 2 if I already own it on PC? I'm not a double dipping retard like the majorioty of faggots here.
>>751530408>Make a black/american version of nier automata with focus on huge asses aimed at blacks and americans>Game flops because the target audience has no money>Release it 2 years later on japan on their biggest console>If flops even harderLmaoGo woke go brokeStocks status?
>>751531059i feel stupid for laughing at this every time it gets reposted
>>751530640>nobody buys it because they already bought itFTFY
>>751539832jeet deodorant status?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/EIR7OaSn0FXXN5dKQVmccQ/
>>751536463wait is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadom?!
>>751539832>Stocks status?
>>751539832>>751539832>Make a black/american version of nier automata with focus on huge asses aimed at blacks and americansI enjoy posting this every time you spam your retarded bullshit.
>>751530806Maybe for children. Most of the target demographic for this game would also probably have a PC or other console
>>751530806FF resonance just came out and sold best on nintendo
>>751530408Not bing bang wahoo enough, not enough bright colors to get toddlers attention, no toddler music, controls too difficult for toddlers.
I have to wonder, if Nintendo did port their games to other consoles and nobody bought them, would /v/irgins be making these threads and hooting and pooting about Sonys and Micros being dumbass mindless who never play anything that isn't made solely by Sony and Microsoft?
Two years later and this game is still sending /v/ into orgies of apoplectic fits not seen since Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
>>751530640It worked for Skyrim for a decade
Probably shouldn't have launched the same day as the ocarina remake. I bought both so I don't care.
>>751541797pitpussy
>>751530806Also the games will never ever run as good as on a PC or ps5. Nintendo is like an accessory at this point kek.
>>751531059The thing that pisses me off is how happy he is with second place. You know this fucking retard has had like thousands of participation trophies and asspats throughout his life. And I am just gonna say it if I had the chance I would seriously break all his participation shit in front of him idc if he cries fuck him I pay taxes so he gets to live and consume trash.
>>751530408>tendies don't get suckered by shitty ports of pc games released years later, they simply play them on pcJust more proof of NintenCHAD superiority. Xbox and Sonyfags have no brains at all.
