Realistically, how do you even survive this?
you dont
don't get hit stupid
>>751546149I hope I'm either Isaac or I kill myself
>>751546149>Move out of range>Give yourself frequent random concussions to prevent brain reprogramming>Carry a separate Random Number Generator and pray to RNGesus to inform your actions to avoid being reprogrammed>Exfoliate frequently to prevent your skin from killing you or worse sticking you to the wall>Have frequent and regular bowel movements for the same reasonFighting anything just keeps you in the AoE longer and if you're not identified as a useful idiot you will become a sentient wall ornament.
>>751546149Step 1: Find the nearest airlockStep 2: Ensure you have no oxygenStep 3: Jump out and lol lmao at the seething necromorphs who won't be getting their hands on youSure you won't survive what comes next, but you're completely fucked regardless so at least you avoid a potential fate worse than death.
tactical missiles inbound.
>>751546149Leave as soon as the hallucinations start happening.
>>751546149"Realistically", you don't. Necromorphs are about as bad as a zombie apocalypse gets.They're extremely hardy, extremely fast, EXTREMELY aggro, infection leads to transformation very fast, anything organic at all that dies in range of a marker signal can become some form of necromorph and, through it all, the marker signal itself is also making you go insane.It's unrealistic to think that they can be truly stopped by anything short of complete destruction of the infected biosphere, because even if you destroy all the markers causing the outbreak, should a new marker come in range they just get right back up and continue the rampage.
>>751546149wouldnt the events of dead space be how you would realistically survive that?
>>751546448>how do you survive this?>by killing myselffucking retard
>>751546219thislife is the most overrated shit ever
>>751548140Life in all of it's glory is the greatest spectacle of beauty ever to be witnessed.You're just a sad cunt by choice.
>>751548139It means you don't you fucking retard
>>751546149I call in the big guns
>>751546219And that's what no one else did
>>751546149If you're not a retard? You survive for five minutes. If you are? Well tough shit kiddo, you're biomass for the moons.
Do I have a ship or am I stuck on that one?
>>751548687You have to make a mad dash to one of the smaller vessels on board to make your escape. Hopefully your a good sprinter, right anon?
You dontYour best shot is throwing yourself into an incinerator so that you get turned into a necromorph or become part of the marker collective.
>>751548231
>>751548952so that you dont*
>>751546149I really like the idea that the necromorph outbreaks spread solely through reanimation of dead matter and I was really disappointed when I learn that the necromorphs can spread like a pathogen via infection
>>751548761240 pounds of fresh biomass I guess. Hope they choke.
I say no. After all, without consent, they cannot touch me.
>>751548952Don't listen to faggots like this dumbo and the other one. Regular people have been shown to survive during a Marker incident, you have to be smart, don't listen to the voices, and if something doesn't seem right don't stick around and investigate. If you survive your first encounter with a Necromorph and learn its weakness is limb removal you're already doing better than 90% of the rest of the schmucks on board.Devise a plan to get onboard one of the shuttles, group up with other people and tell them how to disable the Necro's, and don't linger in any one place for long. You'll make it, but it won't be easy.
>>751548231Nah after life is better
>if you just kill yourself you'll be reanimated>if you die to them you die horrifically and then get reanimatedCyanide pill and getting spaced seems like the only way to "survive"
>>751549334I don't know what you were expecting, there's a whole class of enemy whose job it is to infect corpses. Much more interesting than pure marker magic.
>>751549415>DS1Everyone but Isaac dies, including an entire military ship>DS2Everyone but Isaac and his side piece die, including an entire military garrison>DS3Who cares>other mediaWho cares
>>751549334The pathogens kill you, then you turn into a necro under the markers influence.
download a guide from gamefaqs
>>751548952>OG devs go out of their way to try and make the transition seamless without the engine shitting itself>Demake faggots just make it a cutscene despite the modern engine being more than capable of a seamless transition (unlike said devs)
>>751549539Infecting a corpse is redundant because it's already dead matter and should reanimate on it's own. The idea that you can kill someone in the vicinity of a marker and, if you stick around, will see it start to twist and morph into a monstrosity despite neither of you ever interacting with a necromorph is much more interesting than infection based spread
>>751549547>Other mediaYou mean the media that shows people other than Isaac surviving? Also DS2 Ellie also survives, and Carter survives alongside Isaac.Way to prove my point retard.
Isn't the necromorph problem instantly solved by automated computer systems going beep bop exterminate?
>>751548264YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH, I ALREADY POSTED THAT BEFORE YOU, FAGGOT. SHUT THE FUCK UP NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO RECYCLE MY POSTS, PUSSY.
>>751546149Yank a static module recharger off the wall, it's mine now, throw myself in a lifepod and launch myself at the nearest inhabited station. I just constantly freeze myself and recharge my stasis module inbetween to save oxygen. Who cares if it takes a year I've got the recharger with me, the air could last 3 or 4.
>>751546149With a plasma cutter, duh
>>751549719>other mediaI mean the shit no one cares about because they're literally who spin offs, I'll give you severance DLC actually so Gabes wife survives too>Ellie>Isaacs side piece>Carter>DS3>Who cares?Faggot, no one cares about DS3 or your shitty wii game or whatever
>>751549547And who is Isaac controlled by? Me. I'll be fine.
>>751549718Seconding. Spooky zombie rays that reanimate dead skin > pathogens.
>>751549859>nobody cares about the wii game>but the dlc that's about the survivors of the wii game counts
>>751548231>You're just a sad cunt by choice.NTA. Obviously we CHOSE to be born into a dying civilization to be a slave and plaything for those more powerful than we are, for all our lives. Such glorious, beautiful spectacle!
>>751549791no, child you did nono, child, I will notenjoy prison.
>>751549937Yes but the DLC is for an actual game people played and cared about, not some spin off media for a meme console that nobody playedWasn't there a mobile game too, might as well harp on about that, the only games that matter are 1 and 2
>>751549464Necromorphs can survive exposure to vacuum, so spacing yourself wouldn't work either. The only way to survive is to destroy the marker as quickly as possible. That leaves you infected with marker plans in your head, but you can destroy that too in a battle of wills.
>>751549937I actually played extraction on the PS3 for an hour but I never committed to finishing it. Kind of regret it
>>751549718the infectors are both a logical mechanism to facilitate the spread and provide a weakness for a protagonist to exploit (stop them from infecting or butcher corpses so they can't fight effectively if they do) is far better than the "dood magic lmao" that got us the moronic moon bullshit in 3. Stop being the idiot EA wants to sell things to.
>>751550084It's pretty good. Rail shooters are pretty fun by default and Extraction has some nice maps. It's also like 3 hours long so you probably were halfway through it.Fucking unplayable co-op, though, the cursors take up half the screen.>>751550021>Wasn't there a mobile game too, might as well harp on about thatVandal doesn't survive Dead Space ios and you find her last log in DS2.
Based on 3's ending you don't. Humans are extinct and the galaxy is once again an empty, lifeless void. Goodnight!
>>751550206Isaac and Ellie can repopulate it
>>751549958No, stalker, you are not me. Enjoy prison.
>>751550268They're dead, Jim.
>>751550021>All the things that disprove my point don't count.What next, you gonna ask us to solve 2+2 but we can't say 4?
>>751550206I dont consider dead space 3 canonI am unironically against the entire concept of the breathern moons and i think dead space 2 was a good finale
>>751550271These are your criminal delusions speaking.Enjoy prison.
>>7515502973 killed the series and literally no one cares about that other shit, its not me being harshA series that was selling millions had a spin off that sold like 9k copies on its opening weekNobody cares about that shit, and nobody likes 3 because it raped the game, raped the setting, killed the setting and killed Visceral
>>751550415brethren*guess im indian now
>>751546149Eject out and hope for the best
>>751546149Necromorphs look comically stupid. Like you could push them over or just grab their weak, thin arm and stop their attack. When I was a kid playing this game, my family would walk past and see the screen and the Necromorphs. 100% laugh rate. They weren't scary to anyone. They look like a comedy parody of the thing.
>>751549736>Marker brainfucks someone into disabling the automatic systems/installing a backdoor that makes it Marker susceptible pssh…nothing personnel chatgpt
>>751550442EA killed the series despite 3 technically being the best selling game in the series to that point. If anything, EA constantly pushing all their new IPs to be multi-media juggernauts was wildly unrealistic as an expectation.
necromorphs vs warframe's infested
>>751550713That and EA forcing microtransactions into 3.
>>751550895They were doing that with all their games at the time, back when microtransactions were all the rage in the industry. ME3 got them, DS3 got them, hell I think they even threw them into one of the Dragon Age games as well.
>>751550713You're not wrong, its just 3 killed the series from multiple aspectsOne being EAs absolutely ridiculous expectations literally killing Visceral/Dead Space and the other being the entire tone of the series till then being mutilatedWhich was also EAs fault, Bioware can rot in hell my poor Visceral deserved better
>>751549415OP posted the Ishimura so the assumption is that's where you're stuck.The problem with that is you have people like Keynes sabotaging everything to prevent anyone from getting away, so you don't just have to be intelligent enough not to go insane, you have to be resourceful enough to jury rig a way out, and both skilled and lucky enough to survive the increasing numbers of necromorphs while doing so. Form a group and you have to watch your back constantly because anyone can just go crazy and try to kill you.Not only that, but escape at the wrong times and either the USM Valor or some other government spooks will be the ones picking you up, and you're gonna be executed or have your brain pried for Marker information on Titan station.And most importantly, you wouldn't know beforehand wtf is going on.If you did have beforehand knowledge it's not much better. Even after escaping you'd be wanted and spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder until the brother moons eat everyone anyways.
Knowing what we do about markers from the sequels, why did the marker in Dead Space 1 want to go back down to the dead colony? Wouldn't it prefer to be taken to a populated system so it could turn more suckers into zombies?
>>751551375Judging by that one interview with Ben Wanat saying Dead Space 4 would be us defeating the necromorphs only to somehow "regret it" I think it's for the best they were shutdown before it got even shittier, especially if it's true that the awakened DLC was scrapped story beats of that 4th game, including Isaac soloing the moons (but on Earth this time)
>>751546149by remaining calm and becoming a brother moon
>>751551751Because that stuff was a retcon. In the original DS2 the marker itself was more akin to radioactivity, it doesn't mean to harm people or cause this chaos, it just does because it's a poor imitation humanity created of something it didn't understand.Smart minds can subconsciously detect what's going on, and then feed their conscious minds information through visions and whatnot about the causes, and if they have the right know-how a way to fix it.>This signal causing chaos is coming from the marker so it's bad.>But it also creates another signal that stops all of it.>If we can just increase the power of that second signal...Bam, you have the pedestal.I really wish they didn't go the route of making the markers outright evil in the second game.
>>751551751in the first game? removing it from its pedestal is what kickstarted the outbreakds2 lore?Placing it on the pedestal amplifies the signal and mind rapes people even harder and further away
>>751548952>demake
>>751552110Then what does it mean to do? As far as I was aware the markers were always evil, it wasn't a DS3 retcon.
>>751549943Rome was in state of decline about 17 times. Good men managed to bring it back.
>>7515517511's marker and ghosts weren't explicitly evil. That's a thing that came with the sequels. Aside from the spooky ending (that's most certainly a callback to a number of horror movies that pull the very same trick) the story was a happy ending, sorta.
>>751546149CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS
>>751554131wait a minute, that message...
>>751549415>group up with other people and tell them how to disable the Necro'*get stabbed in the back by some crazy retard*
>>751546149I wouldn't go into space just like I wouldn't get on an airplane or a boat. It's just not smart to put yourself at that kind of risk.
My headcanon from the first game is that the markers are containment fields put on by super ayys. 2 and 3 are fanmods of rapidly deteriorating quality that make little sense in light of 1.
>>751554718What if you were born on a spaceship
>>751555235He wasn't.
>>751546149Realistically in the scenario Isaac was in Dead Space 1? You don't unless you have plot armor out the ass. If it was early Ishimura before things went to complete hell then hijack a ship before everyone else gets the hint that things are fucked. Even then with the vibe it'd probably turn out a necromorph or two were stowed away on the ship you took anyway. If you got super lucky and avoided all that then better find a remote deserted outpost and go off the grid because Earth Gov or that cult is probably going to ruin your day anyway
>>751546219fpbp
>>751555793>Realistically in the scenario Isaac was in Dead Space 1?Zero chance of survival. It's possible to give the necromorphs the middle finger by warning the military ship though.
>>751546149just be the protagonist
>>751556706Weren't the military fags stalking Ishi silent?But trying to blare out a warning signal would have been a heroic act, one that literally no one manages
>>751548294Mags could eat the moons themselves if she wanted. She's pretty much the conceptual counter to any zombie outbreak
>>751557291
That's a very shitty universe to get isekai'd in. I'd rather take my chances in 40k.
>>751546149Seduce the necromorphs.
>>751549547I thought plenty of people escaped the sprawl in the early chapters. You could see plenty of shuttles flying away
>>751546149Fun fact, if you remove enough parts you won't be compelled by the Marker.
>>751557636I argue about videogames on the internet with complete strangers, I'm already too retarded for the Marker to have any meaningful effect.
Does the brain survive the transformation even without any controls or do you not feel anything?
>>751546219>>751546149you jump into the afterburners of a ship and get roasted at 1 million degrees kelvin until every single nanoangstrom of dna is vaporized
>>751557794>won't get melded into a wall with a QTpie to technically lose virginityYou could be inside her right NOW just stay still.
>>751557381why cocks
>>751546149>find the marker on the ship>jettison it into space>necros melt into sludge without the marker signal>chill until the cavalry arrives
>>751546149>disguise myself as necromorph by taking off my clothes, covering myself with cranberry sauce, and hunchbacking while holding some kitchen knives>get shit done and leave at my leisureGG EZ.
>>751546149you get into an escape pod and jettison within minures of the outbreak startingthen pray someone picks you up who isn't crazy yet
>>751546149same way isaac did. I'd rather be on Ishimura than the Event Horizon
>>751557996They are an hivemind, they literally would instantly know you are not part of them, and you would then look very silly as a necromorph wearing necromorph skin.
Try to make it to Engineering or Mining, slip into a RIG and grab the nearest Ripper you can find.
>>751557535Vaguely remember that and some crashing yeah, so fair point
>>751558138The Ishimura will try to drive you insane while also throwing horrible flesh creatures at you to violently kill you and absorb you into the flesh hive. The Event Horizon will just try to drive you insane and convince you to fly the ship into hell. The Ishimura is WAY more dangerous.
>Ishimura>Iwakura Lain (lie)"Everybody keeps hating Isaac"I will never return to the hivemind, Suikahttps://youtu.be/t5y4nQ5Y1V8>Realistically, how do you even survive this?>It's a spaceship that uses beams of energy as (harder than) metal cablesHow can you have technology so strange and only simple weapons, nothing about zombie games senseI think the base fault of humanity it's not using remote controlled drones for work and actual medical health science in the shipInb4 MUH CHEAP LABOR>how to stop things that have motor abilities without foodDestroy the marker with ice type weapons a la Chernobyl dome, some kind of energy is being transmitted from the marker
what are some dead space movies i can watch?
>>751559104Event Horizon.
>>751558448Uh, no.
>>751559323Compelling argument, you worthless faggot retard.
>>751546149If you have prior knowledge, you>make the neurotoxin for the thing in hydroponics>kill Mercer and hope nobody finds out>link up with Jacob Temple>convince him you know the future>hide out in the hanger and wait for the Kellion to arrive>unmask the glownigger lady>hope between Hammond, Clarke and Temple and the three red shirts you have enough big dick energy to surviveThis is if you aren't taking the safe route and spacing yourself or throwing yourself into a molten furnace to avoid a fate worse than death, and also you'll probably end up like Stross from exposure. Also you're still fucked because the markers are a genie you can't put back in the bottle.
>>751559750Linking with Temple means third-wheeling with his sidepiece, I don't know if that's really going to raise your chances of survival. You're not going to talk him out of rescuing his pet vagina.
>move into a room that has a door that locks>make sure i have a few bottles of water>make sure the vents aren't big enough for giant monsters to crawl through>wait for rescue
>>751559871Anyone remember that promotional webgame series they ran for Dead Space? One of them was from the perspective of a dude who did that. Doesn't end well for him, that flesh shit grows through the walls.
>>751557910To hug you
>>751546149if you're not an engineer with the knowledge to fix the ship you just dont
>>751559871>die because the necros are in hydroponics poisoning the air
doesnt matterthey dont have cloning machines yet its the futuredumb faggot pos game like almost every other gameregardless of any scenario WHATEVER if you were to be isaac and died, you would just be cloned but
>>751559423You mad that you're wrong lol
>>751560235Second area in the game is where they vat grow kids for spare limbs and stem cells, there's probably cloning and just nobody uses it.
Cryostasis could be a solution. Freeze yourself and hope for: a) necromorphs not finding youb) someone to rescue you eventually c) that the marker won't fuck up your brains with nightmares the whole time you are frozen
>>751557890NO
>>751560416That's what the aliens did in Dead Space 3. They froze their entire homeworld to prevent the outbreak from worsening.
>>751559856If mercer is dead Temple doesn't get got though, and he was proficient enough to go all over the ship solo
Besides the necromorphs appearing through vents and poisoning the hydroponics, you also need to deal with asteroids that will tear the ship apart.So yeah, not possible to survive unless you start in the Ishimura at least 1 month before the crew brings the marker.
>>751559871If you locked yourself into a room that somehow couldn't be infiltrated by necromorphs from the vents, wouldn't the marker just drive you insane until you either kill yourself or are so afraid that you exit the locked room?
>>751561882how much does prep time help? I think the most dangerous part of the time onboard the Ishimura was likely when you had the crazies and necromorphs running around, it's almost 'safer' to pop in at the same time Isaac does
>>751553959>yeah life sucks but you can be the one who does all the work and fixes what others destroyedwow such beauty. life is suffering and torture. maybe yours is good right now but don't get off on it. you were simply lucky and maybe your luck will run out
>>751559871>>wait for rescue>get either killed by the goverment spooks or torture-interrogated like Isaac for yearsThis is in the rather unlikely event that the rescue operation succeeds at all
>>751550610you family is full of wannabe tough guys because they are scared pansies and have to downplay every potential threat so it doesn't overwhelm their fragile minds
>>751546149fuck Nicole simple as
What happens if you drop the marker into the star?
>>751546149>30 seconds! We've got thirty seconds, we're barely gonna make it!
>>751549334There doesn't need to be an infector, just dead flesh. Marker crazed people kill each other.Also, fun fact, humans shed dead skin all the time...
>Make a crude drawing of a necromorph.>Tape it to my face and act like one of themworks every time
>if you aren't somehow completely immune to the Marker signal (even Isaac wasn't)you don't>if you are immunerun like fucking shit until you can find a mining tool capable of putting them down and a RIG suit, hoard ammo, don't stop movingit's a matter of ammo mostly, since we don't live in Video Game Land™ necromorphs won't be dropping ammo every time they die so if you run out of supplies you are fucked, trying to fight one physically is suicide>>751549415everyone survives by virtue of plot armor, even Isaac gets stupidly lucky many times>>751549334infectors and pathogens are just weaponized methods of speeding up the spread since the entire goal of the necromorphs is to create more of themselves and overwhelm resistance ASAP, necrotic tissue in the presence of a Marker signal DOES slowly reanimate on it's own, that's how outbreaks begin>>751562601he said he was a kid playing this game, he's an underage faggot and you should've ignored him due to that fact
>>751562831Man the voice acting was perfect in the multiplayerThe absolute fear and panic when shit goes badly was incredible, you could tell those security boys were out of their depth
>>751563093Anon... dead space came out in 2008....
>>751546149Best possible chance? Booking it to the nearest escape pod the moment shit goes down and praying to God you aren't unlucky enough to get nabbed.
>>751563093Well in non video game land, Isaac probably kills the entire Ishimura crew considering there are "only" 1000 crew. Of course that begs the question of, does the marker reanimate necromorphs you chopped up.
>>751563173and? If you are under the age of 35 you should be permabanned from the internet, get the fuck off my board you disgusting zoomer subhumans, you don't have the right to exist much less post here
>>751562220I was thinking of quitting whatever job you have at the Ishimura and getting a shuttle to go back home.The mining operations were a ruse to find a marker, but I think the government or the staff wouldn't bother to stop you from going home under an excuse like 'being afraid of staying in space,' even if such a thing is a lie. Considering the people on the Ishimura started going mad when the marker got placed inside the ship, things might go smoothly if you focus on getting away early.
>>751563093brother the game was released 16 years ago. i know... i know...
>>751563310if we go by logs from later games, yes, they don't actually "die" since they aren't alive in the first place, they just go into a state similar to torpor while they slowly start to regenerate after the body is damaged too severelyaccording to that one log on the Ishimura in the second game, without a Marker signal, they pretty much fall apart and turn into fleshy goo >>751563374shut the fuck up underage nigger
>>751546149>zero survivors You don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPiRWFULbc
>>751546149Even when pretending that the stuff that requires engineering knowledge just auto works you're pretty fucked assuming you don't just turn around and don't crash on the thing in the first place. Closest is maybe >>751560416but even that probably won't work because space debris could tear the ship to shit. Plus even if someone did find you cryo'd, 99.9999% it's going to be Earth Gov or Unitologist fags so you're still fucked
>>751563819>3 hours of AI slop radio broadcastsPosting this shit honestly deserves a ban in it's own right
>>751563819This is the only one of these channels worth a damn at all because it doesn't have the uploader being a gigantic fucking faggot acting like Radio McCoolDude with a fake voice for attention. Still wish he varied the voices and scenarios a bit though, hearing Hitchcock droll on forever about boring science shit for the 5th time in the same video sucks.The Evil Dead one is probably the best one he's ever done because he actually went through the effort of recreating Deadite voices to taunt people on air.
>>751564106>still crying about AI in the year of our AI overlord two thousand and twenty-six Written by human, voiced by AI
>>751564283>voiced by AIAnd that's why I turned it off immediately
>>751564413>and then everybody clapped
>>751563310I kinda got the impression when first playing, that the “larger” Necromorphs were ones that got chopped up or blasted so much, assimilated into a larger creature. Like the things with tentacles that latch onto huge parts of the ship, were just literally put together from what was left over.
>>751549859>only the evidence I like mattersYou should be thrown into a wood chipper in front of your family.
>>751546149I would listen to the necromorphs. And that's what no one did.
>>751563318>>751563402unc crashing out
>>751565089>nooo not my shitty spin offs no one played!!!
>>751546149You just don't go there. USG Ishimura had a crew compliment of 1332 crew members. Everyone of them is fucking dead.You just do not go there. Ever.
>>751546149You don't. I'd take being in fucking Raccoon City over being in a necromorph event. Once that psychosis wave hits you then you're fucked. Even if you're resistant like Isaac it still puts bullshit in your brain that's going to kill you and even if you recognize that shit's going sideways before dudes start coming back to life you have to deal with people going schizo and even if you avoid the schizos you have the religionfags in charge of everything sabotaging stuff.
>>751566045>being surrounded by stupid, schizo nutjobsJust another goddamned day
>>751548231Oh neat.
I will never forgive EA for killing dead space and then bringing it back, only to realize horror doesn't make 500 gorbtrillion bison dollars and then canning it again. Never will we get to see the advanced suit in DS2 remake, the sexiest suit of all timeFuck EA forever
>>751546149Survive the whole Ishimura? not a chance in hell. I'll propose a much simpler scenario instead. You enter a decently sized open room with a fully loaded Plasma Cutter in hand. A single slasher bursts out of the vent on the opposite side of the room and starts charging at you while flailing it's limbs and screaming bloody murder. What are the chances you'd actually be able to take it down it before it reaches you and tears you apart?
>>751568357Pretty high, the speed of a necromorph is based on the player moving relatively slow with gamepad controls. M&K trivialises the game, real life reactivity would make necromorphs a non-threat since they telegraph 7 business days in advance of doing anything.
>>751568647One thing I always appreciated in the original games is how Slashers don't rush you and get really aggressive until the game registers you have directly seen them, they slowly creep towards you until you look at them and hear the musical scare chord, then they get aggressive
>>751559856If it's early enough you can keep them both together right? I forgot where Temple's gf is during the game, if she's planetside that's not good.>>751563328Was the whole operation was illegal because of the experiments the government did on the marker prior to the events of the game? I forget. If they allow you to leave that is the best way out, but if not then I don't think shuttles are an option because while things are normal they'll just have someone on the terminal ready to recall you back like how Isaac did with Kendra. You'd have to wait for the shit to hit the fan so you can fly off without anyone cucking you with the yoyo manuever.
>>751549943Not everybody is stuck in russhitia pidor. You serfs bought it onto yourselves with your cuckholdry
>>751550021Extraction was great though.
>>751550442Everybody cares about the moons you seething faggot. It's the most memorable aspect about the necros and only part about ds3 that was praised. Now keep coping in your lala land "head canon"
>>751551751It wanted to start a convergence event. Its makers, the original science crew that built it, had long ago mutated into the hivemind isaac fights at the end of ds1
I would to take this moment to ask that you refrain from posting demake files. Thank you.
>>751568647Bullshit. An un-upgraded plasma cutter takes 2-3 shots to take off a basic slasher limb, and that thing will definitely be un-upgraded since you're not a space engineer who can overclock it like Isaac. The chances of you not panicking, aiming steady, and hitting the same moving limb in the exact same spot multiple times in the <10 seconds it'll take to get you are extremely low, and even if you do manage to, you'll need to sever at least 2 limbs to stop it and those things can crawl pretty fast.
>>751569359demake is canon bud its the game they wanted to made in 2008 but lacked the technology
>>751569375It has a very helpful laser sight, and once you know they move slowly, they're not dangerous asides from giving you a jump scare when they appear.>you'll need to sever at least 2 limbs to stop it and those things can crawl pretty fast.The scorpion's arms are the easiest part to hit, and they don't move that fast, they move so slowly any idiot with a gamepad can turn to face them and still have several business days to open fire.>The chances of you not panicking, aiming steady, and hitting the same moving limb in the exact same spot multiple times in the <10 seconds it'll take to get you are extremely lowSkill issue.
>>751569375>need to sleep>need to eat>no suit so any random door can flush you out into the vacuum of spaceeven if you've got nerves of steel and are sitting on a mountain of ammo it's not looking good
>>751569375>and that thing will definitely be un-upgraded since you're not a space engineer who can overclock it like IsaacIt's just shoving button batteries into it, it's not that hard
>>751569514No it isn't you faggot. It's a game created by a bunch of faggy ass Canadians who made sweeping changes to just about everything. Visceral already made the game they wanted to make, it was called Dead Space.
>>751569661>need to sleepDrugs>need to eatYou can go several days without food before you start digesting your own muscles to fuel your brain>no suitWhy wouldn't you have one? Just buy one from the shop.
>>751549440Bro dont spoil that you know what happens
>>751549736If a marker can affect the biochemistry of your brain and control matter at a distance it doesn't seem infeasible that they could affect artificial intelligences as well.
LOOK OUT IT'S ABOUT TO TURN
>>751546149Don't dock. Tow it into the nearest star and call it a day. Go home.
>>751551375Dead Space has the same issue any horror series has where you either keep escalating what the monster can do because past the first one you already know all the important bits you need to about it. It's why most horror movies are only good for about 2 movies then things get really weird and stupid.
>>751549334>>751549539>>751549718I would like to point out the necromorphs that result from infectors are stronger than normal ones. The infection isnt how necromorphs spread, it supercharges the spread.
>>751569203Not him but I don't like it. The moons suck. I prefer to keep the marker a mysterious object that's changing dead matter into murderous monsters for unexplained reasons.
>>751546149Once all the escape pods got jettisoned just like shown in the first Dead Space movie, your chances are basically zero.
I imagine whoever invented the very first Marker must've fucked up really hard, because even if they wanted to force their race into a hivemind I kinda doubt they liked the idea of everyone getting jammed together painfully and specifically as rotting flesh.
>>751570003>get in escape pod>land on planetoof
>>751570060Was there lore about this?I assume it's the old>Sir the sentient galaxy killing bioweapon... It's escaped.
>>751549943>I, who am dead, benefit by being deadcircular logic fit for the retard
>>751570217That sums up the Aliens franchise rather well.
>>751562290You sound like a pussy bitch. The fact you're arguing this and haven't killed yourself puts proof to your lies. You're no more than some attention seeking woman kvetching about how shit it is while actively preserving the thing he claims is shit. Kill yourself
I played DS2 for the first time in years this Halloween and man it was kino, even better than I remember when it comes to the atmosphere. I was really taking it slow and taking in all the text files and making sure I didn't miss anything.I gotta play DS1 again too.
>>751570398Did you remember to get the mod that opens the X360 exclusive conduit rooms?
>>751549646Oh yea in the OG you see the tentacle move towards you during gameplay huh
>>751570808In the OG you can even shoot it before it grabs you, or walk back, or do a lot of things but it still grabs you. It's the thought that counts, and it being something that isn't wholly a scripted event made it feel more natural.
How would autism affect resistance to madness? Specifically the kind that results in lower-function but high intelligence? The intelligence should keep the madness at bay, but the broken brain seems like a good vector for madness. Didn't DS1 say it was people's ability to understand the whispers that determine if they're crazy or not? If understanding communication is the key a lot of autists would be giga-fucked.
>>751570754No, had no idea that was even a thing. Did the 360 seriously get content PC never did?
>>751571164Probably? When DS2 launched some shenanigans happened where people were getting all the cosmetic DLC pre-order shit for free so EA freaked out and just said fuck it and gave it to all the PC players. To this day I still have all the special GameStop exclusive shit and I never even bought any of that stuff, it's just there, right at the start.
>>751571241Oh so do I, all the extra suits and weapons and stuff that give alternative modifiers right? I never want to touch those on a fresh save but I wonder if any of them are fun to use on NG+.Had no idea there were rooms locked behind DLC though.
>>751570379life sucks so much that your body literally shuts down when you try to kill yourself. everything in your being will prevent you from ending it. if you can't see how having a shitty life and not being able to end it isn't torture then i don't know what else to say to youand even if i were a pussy bitch (i suffered more than you can imagine) then isn't that again proof how some people simply have it worse? by being a pussy bitchfree will isn't real btw
Could Alex Mercer survive the Ishamura?
>>751571076Not at all, the marker signal pretty specifically causes dementia, which autistic people are not immune to, the only thing that matters is if you've got a technically oriented mind, so it primarily gets engineers, mathematicians, doctors and others like that.>Specifically the kind that results in lower-function but high intelligence?No form of autism makes you intelligent, it just makes you hyperfixate on subject material. The vast majority of autists fixate on useless shit. There isn't a difference between a neurotypical engineer and an autistic one except that the latter trades knowledge for being socially retarded.
>>751571393>I'm a bigger pussy than the trannies and children who manage to do itAmazing
>>751571076>the intelligence should keep the madness at bayIt's the opposite. Marker targets the smart to incubate in their mind to get them to build more Markers. Hence why Isaac went fucking nuts but the two Extraction survivors were kind of just fine, kind of.That a bunch of morons went crazy almost immediately was because it was the Unitoligists thinking the Rapture had arrived, Marker didn't cause that on purpose they just did that.
>>751562290>>751571393just read Schopenhauer and get over yourself please
>>751571393You are 100% a teenager.
>>751571485The Marker is pretty indiscriminate with who it affects, just have to be inside it's radius and it'll start sending signals at you.
>>751571076>How would autism affect resistance to madness? >hear voices>ha nice RF voice of god weapon glowie faggit>ignore, play videogames
>>751571164Yeah, Dead Space Ignition. My bad, it was console exclusive being on PS3 too and technically standalone, but PC never got it is what matters. Beating it unlocked the conduit rooms you find throughout the game for some bonus audio logs and few power nodes, as well as the hacker suit (one of the worst in the series aesthetically)This was the mod I used for my playthrough earlier this yearhttps://github.com/Wemino/MarkerPatchThere was also another actual console only DLC for Dead Space 2, Severed, but that doesn't give you shit in the main game AFAIK. Still fucking sucks that to play it you have to emulate the game and suffer controller shootingThen you get into genuine lost media like the IOS exclusive prequel about playing as the dumb bitch that starts the Titan Station outbreak
I really liked Dead Space's universe. More accurate for humanity's future desu
>>751571740Why wouldn't we crack planets open for the juicy molten innards honestly. Most of the rocks out there are barren anyway, so they might as well be put to use.
>>751571891It's more that it's heavily implied/outright stated that humanity is going extinct and is entirely fucked across the board.
>>751571891From what I remember, planet cracking in Dead Space was becoming a costly, almost pointless endeavor because human space needed more energy than even that. An underlying point about Dead Space is humans pointlessly wastes resources, causing mass extinction of animals, severe climate change, etc until it forced us to start going to space and planet cracking ancient celestial object, most in a pathetic attempt to delay the collapse of the human race.It's a common trope in sci-fi, kind of liberal, but I thought they sold it.
>>751571891Because most of the useful heavy metals are more easily accessible through asteroids than having to break through a shit ton of (relatively) useless silicates and dealing with a significant gravity well. The only time you're going to have to deal with cracking planets is when you need a SHIT ton of those silicates, which means you're making things like a dyson sphere.
>>751572110The planet cracking solved the resource problem, it didn't solve the energy crisis. That's where the Markers came in and their seemingly endless supply of "energy" that could be used to power entire cities or even planets if harnessed properly. Presumably this energy plateau is what causes any space faring species to eventually look to the Markers and the cycle begins anew.
>>751572110At the point where you can crack planets you are honestly so beyond being at the whims of a planet's biosphere, it's kinda comical that "um you polluted 1 planet and now all the dolphins are dead so humanity can't survive" is a moral in a setting where you can rip Mercury in half.
>>751548231>the greatest spectacle of beauty ever to be witnessedit's the ONLY thing to be witnessed so that's not saying much
>>751571891I think we'd be way more destructive about it. Processing anything but the mineral veins we actually need is a waste of time. You'd have prospector colonies to map the best vein spots and then nuke everything in the way to shit with nukes that make the Tsar Bomber look like a fucking joke, just destroy the planet so you don't have to deal with gravity at all.Bonus if it's some of those uranium type rocks for veins, just a net gain on energy and bombs.
>>751546149just upgrade plasma cutter lmao
>>751572213IIRC it happened before we colonized space, quarter of Earth was flooded. They did also do cloning, so it's like, you can clone babies to fix limbs but can't recreate a dodo?>>751572191I think one of the writers made Dead Space as a take on the Fermi Paradox
>>751546149Git gud, what else?
>>751572241God you're a fucking retard
>>751557996due to the marker you would go crazy and start believing you are an actual necromorph
>>751572324That and finding new ways to mock scientology without while being legally distinct from scientology.
>>751546149Dead Space 1 is horrifying but Dead Space 2 is terrifying.Dead Space 3 is just a splatter film with some spooky bits wedged in there.
>>751572384>start talking to the marker about how gorillas are fake and there were no planes on 9/11>sends me home for being too crazy
>>751572428I liked that. It's pretty much implied that everyone became secular/atheist and suddenly they find a Marker and it replaced all of the religious institutions. They flanderized the Unitologists later on though, and I hated the origin of it from that book
I'm sure that there's a good amount of people on Titan Station who survived the Necromorph outbreak. The Ishimura is a metal coffin though.
>>751572484Dead space 2's church of cringe millenials made me laugh
>>751572619Yeah it was then I knew I needed to get out of there.
>>751572619Spooky space cult church was not what I expected as a level in a horror game, so I mostly liked it. Same for the elementary school, the shopping district, and the underground mining section to get to the government district and the super secret science labs. A lot of horror games tend to use the same tired tropes and areas so it was and still is refreshingly novel.
>>751572110They had plenty of resources, what they didn't have was energy generation. Your average person even today can consume thousands of kilowatts a year, let alone whatever monster energy drain billions more in a sci-fi future will consume and all the requisite infrastructure they need. When you start looking close at the kind of shit they have like telekinesis modules and stasis generators, you start to get some idea about how much electrical energy is required to keep civilization at that level going.The TK module is pretty obviously a handheld graviton manipulator, scaled impossibly small from the the kind of emitters that the Ishimura is packing to rip planets apart, and the stasis module does even crazier shit by altering the flow of time for whatever you shoot it at. That cannot be electrically cheap, but Isaac's walking around with and frequently using both.>It's a common trope in sci-fi, kind of liberal, but I thought they sold it.They did, because it's not as if they weren't trying to solve the energy problem.
Dead space 3 didn't deserve the hate.Note I've never played it online
>>751572925Yes it did, just for the completely unnecessary love triangle plot.
>>751572925It's hilariously broken online, it's not designed for co-op at all, everything just gets fucking annihilated immediately. Just obliterated on sight.Now DS2 online? Kino (lmao).
>>751573014>It's not designed for co-op at allThe fuck are you on about, yes it was. The game has whole damn sections that make it painfully clear they designed the game around there being a second person with you...then had to design it so that you play the game without said person anyway. It leaves this strange moment towards the end where Carter and Isaac have this whole heart to heart conversation...and I was just sitting there wondering who the fuck this guy was. I had to go back and replay the game with my brother to even see the co-op only side missions to see his character arc at all.DS3 had a lot of problems, the least of which was it's co-op. That part worked pretty damn well.
>>751555360but what if you and/or he didn't have breakfast this morning
>>751573328Did you play it co-op? I have a few times. It's broken. Everything dies immediately.The entire time you're playing solo, sure, you're always noticing the second interact point, the co-op specific dungeons, or whatever, and thinking "damn they designed this for co-op". Nope. It's balanced for solo. Shits busted co-op. Turns out twice the damage on the same amount of enemies nukes stuff faster than the game can spawn it.
>>751573445I guess we were talking about a different kind of busted. I meant that I never experienced any game breaking bugs while playing the co-op, not that it wasn't filled with game breaking weapon combinations. We definitely designed a lot of those.
>>751571470i'm not sure why you think putting me down helps your case. life sucks for me personally and that's my point
>>751571541>>751571561congratulations on not having a fucked up life but that's my entire point
>>751573608Oh, yeah, it works smoothly, pretty nice netcode too.
>>751573736No your point is that it sucks for everyone and is inherently valueless, which you're basing on your own dipshit opinion that even you obviously don't believe. So instead you're merely crying and looking for attention and/or validation. Please kill yourself, by your own admission you'll be better off.
>>751573773Your life isn't fucked up kid, your life has barely even fucking started. You are, as the kids say, "yapping" about shit you don't understand. You haven't figured out how everything works, you've simply ceased being a child, now all that's left is for you to become a man by figuring out what to do about it, and you are not incapable of that.
>>751546149Just send a Deathwatch Kill Team and be done with it.
>>751574102you still think i'm a teenager kek
>>751573957wah wah someone can't deal with the fact that others have it objectively worse
>>751574162It's incredibly likely because you post and reason like one, if you are not, then you're developmentally stunted and that is far more embarrassing than being underageb&.
>>751546149be Isaac Clarke
>>751574181>I can't remember my own posts>waaah you'll never understand how hard I have it dadIs your life worse than some poor nigger in sierra leone who's had his hands cut off for no reason? kill yourself
>>751574232it's incredibly "likely" for you because you are incredibly dumb
>>751574291no but thanks for reminding me that no matter how awful things are that they can always get worse oh how thankful
>>751574331Kill yourself. Do it. Otherwise you're just a woman seeking attention and validation for your retarded beliefs
>>751574452you'd like that wouldn't you? i'm a thorn in your fallacious world view
>>751573773you didn't even address my post, please just read Schopieyou'll agree with him a lot but will also be enlightened a bit I would hope
>>751574579Do you even know your own point you dipshit?
>>751570808>>751549646There was a whole short documentary about this very sequence and how it forced the team to solve problems during development. Because it's not a cutscene, they had to figure out how to get the tentacle to accurately target the player's legs, pull from down the hall from there, and take damage to eventually let go. Very cool 20 minutes herehttps://youtu.be/BQ3iqq49Ew8
>>751574585schopie? who that? i have never ever in my life read about any single philosphical idea or about spirituality or other stuff. thank you for being the first to introduce me to these revolutionary ideas kind stranger. have a 4chan gold account subscription on me. i pmed you the login details
>>751574665life sucks
>>751573773nigger you're posting on 4chanon what standard is your life fucked up and how do you not know anybody else here doesn't have an equally fucked up life?this is a dead space thread btw
>>751574728Maybe for you. Probably best to end it
>>751574854because if you had you wouldn't be such a bitch about others having it worse
>>751574856>for youyes. you finally got my point
>>751549646The part that makes the OG devs impressive is that they were using an engine originally designed for a golf game. The retards at Motive have no excuse for their laziness.
>>751574931>still pretending he said something different than what he actually saidSure whatever. Besides you're still missing mine. Kill yourself
>>751575036i don't care because you are a retard
>>751575058Based on the difference between our qualities of life I'll take that as a compliment. Kill yourself
>>751547426>Give yourself frequent random concussions to prevent brain reprogrammingOh yeah, just some casual concussions, no biggie.
>>751575220Maybe he's a former football player?
>>751575154you simply got lucky. either by circumstance or by genetics or by your upbringing or whatever. you didn't earn a single thing of it because as you said you are not "some poor nigger in sierra leone"
What's with all the gay try-harding ITT? It's 3am here, even if you're an Amerifat it's like fucking midnight Friday night and you're sitting on a Vietnamese BBC cuck fetish website pretending to be a goodlifer. Life is fake and gay, accept it and get over it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSWil4kOyq8
>>751575271Cope and seethe. And then kill yourself
>>751574909you seem to directly equate having it hard with being a massive pessimistic killjoy I'm genuinely curious about what made you this way, what's the worst thing you've never had to go through?
>>751575293they must believe that the world is just otherwise they'd have to accept that their life is fake and gay too
>>751574909Insanely ironic and self unaware post lol
>>751546149>>751546219>>751547721This. You void yourself out an airlock so they can never get your corpse. Otherwise you can't even escape from them in death. Truly one of the most terrifying threats in vidya.
>>751575362>nuh uh of course i MADE the coin flip on its head duh! you smelly meanie!mentally a teenageer i see
>>751575387your curiosity will remain unsatisfied because i don't care about telling you my life story
>>751575471yes because you are projecting
>>751575468>your life isn't as bad as mine so what do you even know>except it is you're just lying to yourself if you thought that was true you would be more sympathetic. But you don't so you aren't, you're just crying for attention. Kill yourself
>>751575489>giving up just in case maybe the scary bad monster gets youWatch the movie The Mist and absorb it's lesson.
>>751575497Kill yourself
>>751575528you just had to say one thing I never asked for your life story live a little man it's a friday night just tell me one thing
>>751575576your life can be great and also be fake and gay. you rolled the dice and got a good outcome and now you pretend that you earned it. having a good outcome is great. being a fag about being lucky is fake and gay.
One dead space 1 was canon2 and 3 never happened
>>751575609now your brain shuts down and you can only sling insults
>>751575646Kill yourself faggot. Nobody here cares about you or your sob story. We just want to see you end it.
>>751575621well i'm sorry retard but life can't be easily condensed into a single thing. i'm not a cartoon character with a single tragic background story
>>751575489That isn't going to do shitthey can just grab your floating corpse using, oh, I don't know, their GIANT MEAT PLANETSReally you have to incinerate yourself fully. Leave only ash behind.
>>751575707What insults. You're beneath me by your own logic. Your life has no value and no meaning, not to yourself and much less to me. When I see a mouse struggling in a trap I put it out of its misery. You should so the same
>>751575579By the time Isaac and his crew gets there, there's only a single survivor on the ship, and by the end only Isaac himself is alive. Statistically it won't be you. The winning move is not to play. Escape by any means before they get you. Even in death if they get you, you cannot escape.
>>751575720>>751575707also "we" kek. trying to imply some social consens is peak normalfag behavior. like you are still stuck in school mentally
>>751575745>life is so hard dad, you'll never understand my struggle
>>751575789i never said i'm beneath you. please don't try to use logic with an iq less than 100
>>7515756932 was better than 1, what are you talking aboutIt's 3 that made everything gay and retarded thanks to EA
>>751575837>literal gibberishOk
>>751575843yeah mine is and no it doesn't automatically get better with age. maybe for you. congratulations
>>751575707You are young because you haven't learned to sneed and poo poo pee pee. Learn about IQ and learn that it is genuinely impossible to communicate with sub-90's (the majority of humanity). You think you know that people are stupid. No, you don't. Not yet. They may as well be a different species. Once you learn this, just respond to nonsense with sneed or poo poo pee pee then leave and do something else. This is de way. Realise that you are wasting your limited time on Earth talking to people whose own parents mutilated their child's penis because an Arab desert sand god said so.
>>751575934brainy hurty? maybe it's time for you to go to sleep
>>751575951to be honest i'm also having a bit fun. but yes you are right. i don't expect to convert anyone
>>751575930Not him, but the first dead space did the tense horror atmosphere really well, 2 was much more action oriented, both are the peak of their forms. 3 is kind of just there.
>>751575971How old are you?
>>751575776>Really you have to incinerate yourself fully. Leave only ash behindMight not even work as well, they absorb all biological material.Speaking of Brethren Moons, what the fuck is their purpose if theyre just going to sleep for a trillion years and wait for another species to invent a warp drive
>>751546149You don't.
>>75157600467
>>751575993>I'm having fun crying about how my life is miserable on 4chan and not engaging in any meaningful dialogue on any level Concerning behaviour to say the least
>>751576025>dad you wouldn't understand even if I told you
>>751575818>Statistically it won't be you.Not with that attitude, BITCH. If the odds are 1-in-a-million, think "It may as well be me". I'm getting off that ship if I have to cobble together a dinghy made out of necromorph parts and row my way back to Earth motherfukka
>>751548294>>751557291NOT SO FAST BUB!
>>751576115most parents do in fact abuse their children
>>751576020I doubt they can recreate any form of your consciousness from ash, though. That's the thing. If your tissue is brought back, your "awareness" is, too. No tissue, no chance of that. It's the only safe bet.
>>751576072as i said my life sucks
>>751576178Should end it then
>>751576225unfortunately i really, really don't want to
>>751576178>waaahOk
>>751576161I remember reading a story somewhere, probably SCP, that the apocalypse happened and all biological material, dead, ash, in the ground came back as sludge The Thing style and the dead will never know peace. Probably the scariest thing.
>>751576280waaaah
>>751576245That is a shame. And like I said, puts proof to your lie. Stop being a drama queen
>>751575947t. 28 year old
Literally no crew survived at all right? So you don't.
>>751559871Your air becomes poison and you die in short order, or the Corruption grows into your room and smothers you.
>>751546149You don't. Even if we assume you just popped into existence within the Ishimura at the same time as Isaac so you haven't gone insane from the Marker you still have all the following to deal with:>If you are not already above a certain intelligence threshold you will go insane within a few hours.Isaac, despite being one of these people mostly immune to the Marker's presence, was still having audible and visual hallucinations the entire time. Kendra was as well and she's a Unitologist which it tends to leave alone.>You have Mercer wandering around forcibly infecting people or even locking doors.>You have a bunch of Unitologists and random people also wandering around who have gone insane and are actively tying to make you whole.>You would need a specific security clearance to even begin to start opening doors AND a RIG because you can only see the holographic ones with one installed into you. Even if we make the concession that you have the most basic level clearance that means you can only go to a select few areas and most elevators or trams won't work for you at all. Isaac already boards with some level of clearance and gets stuff like the captain's from his RIG.>Necromorphs act like they do in Downfall, not the games, so they're literally sprinting to your location and have talons that cut through metal. They are also shown to not only ambush people but sit outside of things like lockers to kill people they know are in there.>The entire ship is filled with biomass that covers everything and can form Necromorphs or things like the ball tentacles to shoot at you.>Brutes are all over the place and literally shred through metal like it's nothing.>Babies and Leapers are all in the vents and leaping at you from miles away.>You do not know to cut limbs, and even if you do you have nothing to do so with.>Many areas literally have no oxygen or are exposed to open space so opening a door will just lead to you instantly dying due to radiation.
>>751576310Ok
Does anyone remember reading this. I loved the comics
>>751576335>you pain doesn't literally want you to kill yourself in this moment? then get over it!oh what wisdom
>>751576346>>751576025
>>751576408>my life isn't worth living>but i want to keep living itOK
>>751576429you're a good troll
>>751563043Bonjour>>751563318>>751563402Uh oh zogbot melty
>>751576452yes it is objective awful but my survival instinct prevents me from offing myself. is that really such a complicated concept?imagine i kick you in the balls. you want to be a tough guy but when your balls make pop you are going to cry like a bitch. that's what instincts do
>>751576461i know but i'm also right
>>751576519Children do it all the time. You're just crying for attention
>>751576557well unfortunately i didn't manage to do it as a child when my mind was volatile enough to push me over the edge and now i'm stuck in an even worse situation than before and slowly boiling in my paindoes that sound like a nice life to you? imagine having a sunburn for the rest of your life.
>>751569927Why are it's eyes bulging like that?
>>751576020>Speaking of Brethren Moons, what the fuck is their purpose if theyre just going to sleep for a trillion years and wait for another species to invent a warp driveThey quite literally believe they're God and talk about how they consume worlds to live forever by growing their network. It's all a narcissistic god complex for them.
>>751576542of course you're right to troll this shitty board lol
>>751576640>imagine having sunburn the rest of your lifeThis is the best you can come up with? Wow, you're even more of a pussy than I thought. Should kill yourself and your sunburn adjacent suffering can end
>>751576296That's not possible though. You cannot recreate a consciousness from ash melted in extreme heat. That goes beyond the realm of horror story and into pure impossible looney toons science fiction.
>>751549415>Regular people have been shown to survive during a Marker incidentBecause they meet a bunch of conditions like having a RIG so they can actually even open doors, being extremely lucky to be far away from the outbreak, already being near evacuation locations, not being near someone who is already going insane, and more. You literally experience the fall of Aegis VII in Extraction and tons of people were murdering each other because of Marker hallucinations including the guy in the opening. Lexine and Gabe were the only survivors out of the entire lot after the initial group of evacuees and even the initial evacuees had a bunch of their ships explode due to sabotage from Unitologists or the Hivemind if I remember right.You can experience the fall of the Sprawl in Mobile through Vandal and she's literally walking through entire rooms of dead bodies piled up to the ceiling at times. Even in the intro of DS2 when everyone still has time to escape the Necromorphs are regularly ambushing them, killing them in their apartments, or severing elevators.Yeah, a few people in Downfall managed to escape if I remember right, but it wasn't much. Again, you do not have a RIG unless you make some sort of concession that you even have one because it's literally necessary in order for you to interact with doors at all as it has your security clearances built into it. It's functionally a computer.
>>751576717over your entire body
>>751570003>first Dead Space moviethey made a lot of side media, like comics and animations and multiple spinoff games for this franchise. do vidya companies still do that?
>>751576864Eww, he got all that tranny STD fluid all over him.
>>751576379>>751576737These. Not having a RIG already means you're fucked.
>>751576849LOL, what a fucking pussy.
>>751576972how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast?
>>751576737Everyone in Dead Space has a RIG, it's so ubiquitous that it would be like having a smart phone today. It's so common that in Dead Space 2 they use it as a means to teach kids basic addition and subtraction equations...in between having them do plays on Kafka or going space camping. That part shouldn't even need to be suggested as a consideration when it's literally one of the most common place things in the setting.
>>751576994Probably a little hungry. Of course if you hadn't eaten breakfast then I imagine you would be in literal tears begging for sympathy from everyone in this thread lol
>>751577094lurk more
>>751562601half the necomorphs are naked, balding goobers that look ridiculous
>>751577113>if you don't commit the fallacy that the question is referencing then you clearly don't understand the referencedo you think you're in some secret club or something?
>>751577157for some reason i think everyone in your family is fat and copes by calling others skinny bitches
>>751577034Except it's you as you are right now being thrown into the situation. Even in a situation where you assume you are from the universe and plopped into that situation you can't do anything because you won't have clearance for any of the doors. At best you get to the docking bay and instantly die because you can't get to the room Isaac did to even do the lockdown check to open the path to the elevator while the only other door is perma-locked unless you're Hammond's crew who only made it because of Isaac opening it in the first place. Even if you climbed to the other side of the room that door up to where Nicole was is locked too, and after a certain point Kyne, Kendra, or Isaac suck the oxygen out of the docking bay room so oops, dead there too.
>>751577171>i was just pretending to be retarded
>>751563093>he said he was a kid playing this game, he's an underage faggot and you should've ignored him due to that factLOL It came out almost 20 years ago im not underage retard.
>>751577231I don't think you're pretending
>>751577292yes my life actually sucks
>>751577326So you keep saying
>>751577201Nope. We dont take your beloved Dead Space very seriously, is all.its a High C/ low B tier game. Which isn't that bad btw.
>>751576647Boggling, rats do that when they're happy.
>>751577368because it is true
I wanna fuck you up the ass.
>>751577513So you keep saying
>>751577373it's just really weird to see a perfectly scary design with creepy claws and instantly try to act like it's not obviously dangerous. you don't have to like it. but acting like that is some massive cope about some stupid shit
>>751577546it's really important to you to say that my life doesn't suck. and despite not knowing even a single thing about me. i wonder what kind of mental illness that is. personally i call it normalfaggotry but maybe there is a medical term
>>751577663I never said it doesn't suck. I said you're a pussy and should kill yourself. It seems really important to you that I take you seriously or feel bad for you or give you validation or whatever, which is honestly such a strong indicator of mental illness I believe your life truly does suck but not in the way or for the reasons you imagine.
>>751577803>no uwow
>>751577663>you don't know anything about me>well tell me something>noOK>you can't just say ok, you need to acknowledge that my life sucks but it's not my fault and life is unfair, but only to meWhat the fuck lol
>>751577904you are not the arbiter of my suffering and i don't owe you anything
>>751577828>reads A>brain immediately translates it into Bmight be part of your problem
Thank you for bumping this thread with your stupidity so I can keep talking about Dead Space
>>751578017i also like dead space that's why i'm here in the first place
>>751577617 >a perfectly scary designLOL dude you're the one coping and butthurt>instantly try to act like it's not obviously dangerous.Nigger im sitting in a living room; the fuck are you talking about? You think video games are real life??>Dad walks past screen>sees balding naked guy >"PFFpfpfpfppf!! Whats that thing supposed to be?? HAHhaha">grabs his paper and tea and leaves roomGet over it your taking this too personally. It's just a game. A good C/B teir game. RE4 already did it perfectly and sits at S tier.
>>751577971Nor I you lol. Just want you to be fully aware that the more you cry the more I become convinced you deserve whatever has happened to you and the more I appreciate that I'm better off. So keep going, you're legit making me feel even better about myself.
>>751576401I read the first book entirely, good read.
>>751578058video games are not real? wow your family must be made out of scholars
>>751578061>Nor I you lol.i am though>the more you cry the more I become convinced you deserve whatever has happened to youok so you are a sadistic retard like everyone else. i never assumed otherwise
>>751578105Go play the remake; that's probably even worse like a good goyim bitch.
>>751578105You struggle with words and concepts don't you?
>>751578048But you said you hate life and dead space a part of life so you hate dead space
>>751578172>I am thoughHoly esl.>you have to sympathize with my suffering I won't explain to you but I'll call you a cunt and tell you I don't owe you an explanation if you askHope it hurts real bad. In fact don't kill yourself, I want it to last a really long time lol
>>751578195his family seems to struggle with immersion and imagination. seeing a walking corpse with spikes shouldn't immediately lead to "oh yeah i could totally take them on because their limps are skinny and they aren't real anyway but only pictures on a screen". thats literally breakfast tier level of thinking
>>751578291You truly don't understand the breakfast question do you?
>>751578286it doesn't matter what you think of me. it doesn't change anything. but i guess as long as it lets you vent some of that build up frustration from being a retard be my guest
>>751578331do you?
>>751578343Lol
>>751578291You're truly autistic or double digit IQ, or both.
>>751548126Yeah you definitely wouldn't "realistically" survive it when nobody even survived the unrealistic fictional source material either.
>>751578331It refers to the ability to not understand hypotheticals which in this case he and his family are incapable of picturing the hypothetical situation that dead space presents. You are a redditor and probably brown
>>751578343Waaaaahhh waaaaah waaaaah
>>751578445>Rajesh thinks nobody see through his samefagging
>>751578445I'm pretty convinced this is a shit bot coded by an indian. And when I say coded, I mean stolen, copy-pasted code, obviously
>>751578445>Of, relating to, or based on a hypothesis."a hypothetical situation."What hypothesis is dead space presenting me with exactly?
>>751549547>zogbots exterminatedThat was a good thing
>>751578626It presents the situation of being trapped on a spaceship with zombie monsters. You being a low iq brown cannot immerse yourself in the situation due not having the intellect to immerse yourself into it>>751578552>>751578593Uh oh jeety melty
>>751578593I'm forced to agree. I legit thought it was just retard until his back to back posts referencing some guys family as if it was an extension of him. What an incredibly brown coded concept
>>751549807It would eventually catch up to you. Can't run away forever. Whatever station you end up on will either fall victim to necromorph outbreak or schizo unitoloniggers kill you in a jihad attack.
>>751578778That's not a hypothetical situation. Do you have any clue what you're even on about. You reference the breakfast question in every post but struggle with the idea that not everyone has the same reaction to the same stimuli as you do. Fucking retard I swear
>>751578832Its posts are so inept. No way it's human
>>751546149>DS1Just walk around them lol. The difference between 1 and 2 is that enemies in DS1 were slow and tough while the ones from 2 were flesh tearing fast moving "glass cannon" types (in a melee sort of way). I actually preferred 2 because of that.3 sort of mimmicks the previous but your weapons can get so OP that it loses the intensity 2 had.
The only way to survive is get into an escape pod extremely early and have enough supplies to survive until a ship picks you up, and hopefully they respond to your distress signal before the Ishimura's so you can tell them not to go to the Ishimura.. It's pretty much impossible.
>1 faggot enters thread>entire thread ruined
>>751546219This. It's bad enough that the dead are up and trying to get you, but the hallucinations/being unable to sleep/mental breakdown the days before have made it impossible for you to really mount any kind of defense.
Another good game killed by EA. We really cant have nice things anymore.
>>751579808It's best that it remains dead. Goymers seething at EA doing the one good thing by shuttering the franchise after digging it up for a remake made me realize they deserve nothing
>>751578284NTA but you can love/hate life while hating/loving aspects of it, such as loving life because of mushroom pizza but hating niggers.NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSdiscussdeadspaceprettyplease,smileyfaceNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNI
>>751550471>guess im indian nowthe brahmin moons are coming any day now
Quite frankly, you're probably better off going onto Aegis VII and running a random direction where theres only dirt and cliffs.
>>751562681>fuck nicoleBut nikola tesla is dead, anon, like this board and our futurehttps://youtube.com/shorts/L6ss4bsMGo0Fuck the illuminati and freemasons
Easy mode is if you're lucky run to the nearest shuttle and bee line back to earth. Hard mode: you're stuck on Ishimura and have to hold out for 72 hours for rescue. Grab as much weapons and oxygen canisters (this one is important) you and survivors can carry and head to engineering. Activate and/or trap every OSHA hazard on engineering section from grav plates, flame jets, electrified floors, etc. Good chunk of the necomorphs will idotically kill themselves on the way to you. Find a part of the engineering where its a one way in and out and collapse the entire hallway and the air vents. Portable air should keep you alive for 72 hours. The hard part is preventing psychosis and survivors ending up killing each other. Dead space 1-2 shows that being put to sleep can keep marker's influence at bay. So take 6 hour shifts guarding while others are put to anaesthetic sleep and take turns. Even with all that your chances of survival rescue is like 15%
>>751576128Come to the plank maze, see what happens
I hate how that dead space "successor" go with the dumb virus trope to explain the zombie apocalypse. >Hurr Durr humans need to become zombies because......because we just are OK?!It's dumb trope that doesn't work in context of interstellar civilization. If it were up to me, I will just write the monsters coming from experimental FTL tech that put ship into hell dimension like in event horizon. At least it will make more sense that humans are desperate for faster interstellar travel as their civilization expand way beyond their current method of travel could support.
>>751581009Illuminati and freemasons are just distractions by the jews
go go gadget necromorphs avoid me
>>751582679How's your back, grandpa?
>>751546149You aren't supposed to, it's an example of a Fermi filter.
>>751582667They're goyim fall guys practicing judaism-lite.
>>751582864which one?
>>751582890The fermi theory is retarded and we already BTFOd it anyway.
>>751582667>>751582667If you want then, yes, the jews stole egipcian gods and now they are everywhere doing the same but the igigi are also connected, it gets fuzzy but everything is connected to ancient empires, maybe the same demons with different peopleI just wanted to play videogames with a whole big pizza only for me, maybe some days with somebody hugging me, I am tired of the fucking illuminati and their stupid IA lie, tgey fucking killed S4League, my last digital heavenAnd everything nicely predicted in the dead space games series, maybe destroying our lifes is their game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBPQH3L7Pgw&
>>751546219This. It's a video game so you're expected to die by bullshit and reload, but how do you do that if you can't? I'd be too scared to leave a stasis refuel station, and you know necromorphs aren't going to drop ammo for you.
>>751584151This is better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kucCNyw0E4
>>751584314I thought Necromorphs drop ammo because they were obviously people either the crew or security teams, so they were carrying something on their person related to their profession or survival.
>>751583753>egipcian>igigi
>>751584016stupid little zoomzoom you thought you would survive? well you were wrong AAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats right.... you are DEAD!!! AIIIIEEEEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...
>>751569203No they don't, DS3 was absolutely panned by fans of the series for raping both gameplay and setting you mongoloidIt's shit, the moons are shit, the game is shit
>>751575220Would you rather have something assemble biological nanomachines in your head?Don't be one of those random background "survivors" banging their head against the wall after it is all too late, start early.
>>751546149Has someone ported the Severed DLC of DS2 for steam yet?That's one thing nobody talks about since everyone is crazy for recomps but I think there have been at least four games in the past months receiving formerly console exclusive DLC.
>>751582472Not a horror game but evolve did something like this, the ftl technology the humans used interacted with a parallel dimension where an alien species resided and it caused them extreme physical pain every time it was used, they then created the monsters as a way to wipe out human civilization since they couldn't cross dimensions themselves
>>751570002The problem with that, is that at some point you have to explain the unexplained reasons if you plan to move the story forward
>you are deadOf course I am dead, I activated my kundalini, absorbed my waifu and lost consciousness for an undefined period of time it was hard returning to my bed almost without muscular strength, I am not the same as beforeThat was my surprise for mai waifuhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Isq9X8x57lI
