My wife is flat! FLAT!
She is.
>>751571479So what? want an award for it or something?
>>751571479Yeah but would you marry a cute, petite, flat woman irl?
>>751571479why
Good
>>751571479Cute wife
>>751571479That's a child...
>>751571479Fuck yeah.
Tummyslut.
>>751572264Yes.
Ok I guess we're using this thread then.
>>751571479It a shame that she and all the other dragon loli were literally deleted from the franchise since the summer young tiki incident in fire emblem heroes and they will stop creating more of them, the era of lolis in fire emblem is over
>>751574975Tiki, Myrrh and Sothis get regular alts though?Nowi doesn't because she's just a random dragon rather than being important to the setting or plot.
>>751574975> summer young tiki incidentWoaw. Hopefuel
>>751573581you can't tell who is the daughter here
>>751575208That's the best part
>>751571479good old nowitriggers certain people to this day
>>751575068>TikiLast release of her was on 2025 (pic related)>Myrrh 2024>Sothis 2021
>>751571479nah
>>751575315myrrh got resplended this year ,no?
>>751575356oh yeah, in 2025 too
>>751575337no way
Without loli or NTR fire emblem has NOTHING left
>>751574975I don't get it. What's wrong with this?
>>751575356>>751575395December 25, 2025. almost 2026
>>751575315Ah, right, I forgot the last Sothis was a backpack
>>751571479Canon brideCanon MILF
>>751575583artist did some things
>>751575682It's always funny seeing her interact with Nah when they look basically the same age.
>>751575583Artist admitted dating a girl of 16 when he was 28 in an interview, when it reached reddit it exploded, for some reason reddit have a ton of influence in fire emblem heroes
>>751575801That’s less based than I originally thought when I googled it
Shinon wanting to sex Mist? Very problematic.Theodora wanting to sex Cai? Perfectly fine. Encouraged even.
>>751575926Correct, because Mist is for me
Peppe owes me sex
>>751575801Oh yeah Gaou is super based.
>>751575926I still find it funny that Elise somehow escapes all of the anti-loli reddit crusades despite being the canon youngest mother in the series who's set up to fuck her adopted brother.
>>751576036They fell for the Treehouse technically an adult meme
>>751575981Ike...
>>751575313even egg was seething about Nowi again
>>751575418At least we got loli Anna marriage and sistercest with Veyle before it went back to YAASS KWEEN SLAAAY
>>751576151Too bad no one in his community was based enough to vote Nowi as the Robin pairing to watch him seethe. He's probably bitch out though.
>>751576036I remember some fags bitching about her back when Fates was the new kid on the street, but it definitely wasn't as bad as it would be in the present.
>>751575926Since when does Shinon wants to fuck Mist? Boyd is the one that fucks her.
>>751571479
>>751576151His foid literally orbits behind him during the entire stream desperate for attention. If he didn't performatively squeal about the loli every time it came up he'd get castrated and divorce raped I fear.
>>751576149Priam got made somehow, and Mist is the closest woman to Ike after Elincia got banished to the shadow realm post PoR.
UUUOOOOOHHHH FLAT ANNA TUMMY AND VAGINA BONES ToT
>>751576257One of the reasons he hates Ike is because he wanted Mist as leader.
>>751576321The funny part is his wife fucking loves Elise, she's literally her favorite Fates character, I don't think she cares about the performative anti-loli shit. Mangs just does it because he always did.
>>751575682Don't be silly. Lucina is obviously the canon bride, if anything.But Robin does like them flat either way.
>>751576367Awakening has nothing to do with PoR/RD.
>>751576417I didn't say Nowi was the canon Robin bride, I said she was canonically A bride and A MILF. Someone plows her and makes Nah.
>>751571479My wife is a cat! CAT!
>>751576417Lucina is obviously the canon bride but it’s so weird like that’s your bros daughter that is literally gonna be born soon. You’re goin be watching her getting older while seeing another version grow into your wife. It’s so sinful
>>751576417 The canonicity of pairings is entirely up to interpretation. If anything, the only canon pairing was disavowed because the foids got angry at Chrom/Sumia somehow.
>>751576635Yeah I don't like Robin with any of the Gen 2 units for that reason. Nowi is unironically a more moral choice.
>>751576635Faggot.
>>751576198wasn't it suggested at one point? he indeed bitched out
Why are so many awakening girls flat?Even the "stacked" girl Tharja isn't that big in official art(until the gacha inflated her anyway)
shame we never got sumMyrrh
>>751576695Im not saying it doesn’t get me hard anon
>>751576683Nowi is immoral because she shouldn't suffer her husband dying on her so early in her life.It is hot though.
>>751576793Isn't Robin literally made of Grima genes though? That would make him the longest living member of Shepards besides Nowi and Tiki
>>751576367This actually makes sense.
>>751575801...why the hell would he openly admit that in an interview?
>moralfaggotryFuck off. Robin is literally (me), I married Nowi, and I regularly participate in oyakodon coitus with my wife and daughters.
>>751571479Flatness is nice but have you ever considered that you spend too much time thinking about how flat girls are?
>>751576890I don't know. Three Houses is kind of inconsitent with a similar thing for example. Some endings Byleth dies with their spouse but others they live forever. Not talking differences because of Crimson Flower either. I guess that wasn't written by IS though.
>>751576890if we go by FW rules then Robin probably has demigod lifespan and will live for a couple hundred years, meanwhile Nowi is a full dragon so she'll go for a couple thousand
>>751574975but like we're still getting loli's even in FW tho?Loretta's the best.
>>751571479Literally me
>>751577087The Coalition of Hispanic Sped Gooners Against Fortune's Weave (CHSGAFW) have declared that she does NOT count because...well she just doesn't okay!?
>>751577007>Cheating on your wifeYou don't really love her
>>751576971Faustian spirit
>>751577196She's okay with it, trust me bro.
>>751577162Eh this doesn’t look like a loli to me
>>751577296Elise is too pure for this world
>>751577331FW characters are all so fucking ugly its like the designer was mad about all the porn from previous games
>>751577331she's 13, that's a loli.
>>751577331people call this a loli??
>>751577331The design don't even make her look like a good hebe
>>751576698Honestly, Nowi is one of the top pairings for MRobin anyway purely off eugenics. MRobin can give Galeforce on his own (only male parent besides Gaius and Donnel who can) and she can give Morgan the Manakete class. She's also pretty good and worth using/training anyway, and joins 8 whole chapters earlier than Tiki.
>>751577391They all look like bad character creation gens for player character
>>751577362
>>751577424Loli ain’t an age it a stage
>>751577458wait I haven't played Awakening in forever why can male Robin give Galeforce?
>>751577162Loretta doesn't count because she's ugly as fuck. Mu is cute though.
EVERYONE SHUT UP and look at how cute this merchant is
>>751577331even delthea would be more fitting and she is a hebe
>>751577515nigga you can't be a loli if your 30 years old, you retards are stupid.
i miss FE:H
>>751577362Pure sex
>>751577582meh
>>751577637Kana Yura is pushing 30
>>751571479>>751575682>>751577284>>751577296Alright, /v/. Very important question, take this seriouslyDo you think Nowi and Elise would be into bondage?
>>751577637bait or retardation?>>751577582nah, way too tall. barely passes as a hebe
>>751577637Nowi and young Tiki are 1000 and definitely loli. Myrrh is 500.
>>751577331she has the same smile as charlie kirk
>>751577635She and Doot are the same age, along with RD Snacki (13). Only Engage Anna is younger than her in the playable unit department.
>>751577568Male parents with special classes that don't pass on normally (Tactician, Thief, Villager) and instead give Pegasus Knight (or Tactician and ALL female classes for MRobin). They should be paired with Nowi, Sully or Tharja.
>>751577753>Nowiyou'd have to get her into it slowly>EliseYes, especially if there's a reverse power dynamic
>>751577767>Myrrh is 500Myrrh is 1200. and the oldest
>>751577753Nowi was a slave. She probably wouldn't like it.
interesting proposals HOWEVER
>>751577753No, strange kinks like bondage and anal are for degenerates. Nowi and Elise are tradwife material who only accept missionary while hand-holding for the sole purpose of procreation. And they won't let you spill your seed outside of their womb either. But they are willing to milk you dry every hour, on the hour.
>>751577458Eh, Nowi is too much of a hassle to use in lunatic. You're probably better off pairing Chrom with Sumia and Robin with Cordelia or some shit like that.
>>751577878It depends, some girls get off on things like that, she might even dress up like she used to for bedroom fun. Nowi definitely has a perverted streak in her.
>>751577852My bad, I got her mixed up with Fae or Sophia.
>>751573581>HusbandRobin>DaughterMorgan>WifeNah>GrandmaNowi
>>751577823which shows how important design is
>>751577976Objectively you'd just pair Chrom and Robin. You could maybe get away with ChromxOlivia and RobinxLucina.
>>751577976I don't consider using Nowi a hassle in Lunatic, she doesn't stomp like she does in Normal or Hard, but no one does (sans solo Robin bullshit). She's still worth training, she becomes insanely tanky with a few good levels.
>>751578037believe it was said that fae was a few centuries old.no exact age
>>751577975Nowi maybe, no way Elise doesn't have some degenerate kink from how fucked up Nohr is.
>>751577823Sara is 12yo! This is important!
>>751578186Elise's kink is threesomes with Camilla.
>>751578084>Objectively you'd just pair Chrom and Robin.sure. that's the optimal way. boring as shit though
pedo thread
>>75157820812 and 1200Myrrh and Sara would have been friends
>>751578208And she can read your intentions! She thinks you're a dirty old man! A DIRTY OLD MAN!
>>751578208they don't make cute healsluts like they used to
>>751577749>22>pushing 30Holy fucking retard.
>>751578084I don't consider FRobin optimal because it's functionally a different game mode. MRobin is it's own category as far as I'm concerned. In that category, Nowi is a top contender for optimal wife.
>>751578320Yes, and?
>>751578423?You do the same thing, FRobin is just slightly better at it.
>>751578423You're still pairing Chrom and Robin and not caring about wives.
>>751578320FE threads are healing
fates was pretty daring
>>751571479I prefer tiki and her big tits to be honest
>>751578587>>751578592For the early game sure. Not having S-rank is throwing mid-game once you're past the early game puzzle and have more freedom.
>>751578320apparently it's not because only certain characters count.
>>751571479Imagine her preg belly
>>751578665>tiki and her big titsthat's... generous
>>751578320Nowi is the pedo, she's over 1000 years old.
>>751578693ChromxMRobin can carry until you get the Olivia and Lucina pairings mentioned.
>>751578825Bending loli Tiki over the bar...
>>751578818Have some pre-AI edits
>>751578186>Hoshido is a chaste land where few people even know what a fetish is>Nohr is debauchery-central to the point hardcore bdsm is borderline the normNow THIS is worldbuilding
>>751578208
>>75157697116 is still age of consent in Japan, but gotta bend the knee to western mutts.
>>751579018Camilla, sure, but Elise hasn't gotten to that stage yet.
>>751576971He wrote a doujin about it.
>>751574974unfuckable and undistinct
>>751571479Mogs, and I don't go to jail in UK
>>751579089Elise is breedable.
>>751579267Sakura >
>>751579229Indistinct.
>>751579267Cute boy
The optimal strat is to pair up Robin and Frederick then sweep the entire game.>"But Frederick has shit genes. His marriage game sucks!"Marriage? Is that some kind of food?
>>751579229>increases RGB value of their skinOh my god they're so fuckable and creatively crafted now!!!
Hush Kellam, we're discussing wives. Not gameplay.
shame nowi could not marry chrometernal dragon queen nowi would be peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4xmngMAoNoNowi's canon husband is Gregor
It is imperative for our army's strategy that I have sex with the dragon who looks like a child
You fags went this far into a thread on dragon lolis but you didn't mention the cutest one. Stop being gay.
>>751576971he has a soul and still believes in truth and justice
>>751578247Awakening's meta has been solved for years. Not much fun discussing its gameplay value anymore, so just goon to the waifus.
>>751579583What did IS mean by this image
>>751579583kanas were just never popular
>>751579546t. Ephraim
>>751579895a few years later and this would be the ending
>>751579794>Leo 1st place and Xander 2nd place>Elise not in top 3>Flora being really high for some reason>Selkie and Velouria only mid-tierRather strange taste, but I can understand where they're coming from for most of it. But why is Sophie super low? You'd think she'd have an advantage being available on all routes and most likely one of the first 2nd gens you get.
>>751580092Sophie is really annoying and one note even by Fire Emblem standards. Or rather she's like Cherche but her stupid gimmick mount is even more obnoxious and intrusive (and she's less hot).
>>751571479i pity you
>>751579669i goon to yandere ntr
>>751580215So do I but the yandere is the one being NTRd.
>>751580092It's just kind of trash taste desu, Ophelia should have been at least top 10
>>751580270I like it when little girls look at me like I'm walking trash
>>751580391
>>751580270I wish that game had more supports/characterization in it, I want to know more of her relation with manfroy and the sect
>>751571479>name in Japanese is "Nono">daughter is "Nah"What did they mean by this?
How do you feel the tradition of token loli manakete dying out in modern FE?
>>751580553combined jugdral remake soon
>>751580553yeah. she is such an interesting character but barely used.
>>751580642Not great. In fact Switch FE killing off *all* playable manakete units is so bleak.
>>751580642It was always pretty spotty.
>>751580606They didn’t realize it was a name and braindeadedly localized it and by the time they noticed the mistake a bunch of other team members were doing work using the name so they just rolled with it.
>>751580642shows how current FE is becoming less and less FE. trying to appeal to the worst kinds
>>751580642The only FE I've ever played is Awakening because I liked Nowi and I could marry her and have a daughter. I've never played any other FE game because you can't do that in the other FE games.
>>751580606no / no waynahso thisquite the names
Pedophiles deserve nothing
How is FEH still alive? I dropped it around the time they started introducing duo units because I realized how retarded it all got. Saw a picture of a new unit's skill last year and it was like a fucking textbook description
>>751580647I wouldn't view it as canon if it's not from Kaga's hand, I don't trust current IS to handle Jugdral with care
>>751581061it's pretty cheap and they are already cutting back
>>751580642Haven't boughted since awakening.
>>751581061Its a mystery. I want to know who keeps spending money on all these garbage alts that arent even lewd anymore. Take me back to year 1 when you could see Lucinas nipples through her bodysuit. I shouldve dropped it by year 3 when all lewdness was ripped out but I keep logging in every few months hoping my favorite girl gets an alt. (Its never happening and I have 1000 orbs)
>>751580142Yeah I never really gave a shit about her either, but damn, all the way at the very bottom below three units who only have one support? Even the 40-year-old hag Reina is more popular?
>>751578231that is the definition of heaven
>>751577927Based. Need Camilla gf
>>751577362yeah yeah cutebut where's the big booted one ?
>>751578320>safe horny slopgo back
hair down Myrrh
>fwiggers are nowhere to be seen FE is healing...
>>751581891We have a nice thread, shut up and don't bait them
>>751581823interesting they gave Myrrh human ears
>>751576971He got contacted by one of the teenagers he had done stuff with, she was wondering why he hadn't contacted her in a while (probably cause he was married with a wife who he also likely met when she was 16) and he just went full spaghetti and spilled everything in an interview shortly after.>>751579214He wrote a doujin about one of the girls he dated (and her friend that joined in) but that was a different girl from longer ago than the one that he spaghetti'd over.
>>751581760Nowi slop
>>751579214Damn does being a generic hentai artist really score ebes like this? I shouldn’t have given up the pen
>>751581891I can post Loretta and Mu anytime you want me to
>>751582326>generic hentai artistgaou was a big one tho
>>751582326lolicons stop being actual pedophiles challenge: (impossible)
>>75158245816 is legal
>>751581972I'm aware but didn't want to spoil it for anyone else.
>>751582395What’s with those uncanny portraits? It’s not even live 2d it looks like an AI generation from 2024
>>751575315they literally JUST made up a new dragon loli like last month.
>>751582660>that>loli
>>751582660What a strapping lad
>>751579038damn FEH blessed us with a few good things even though it's a gacha
>>751582660Haven't you realized by now that fake oldfags don't actually want what they say they want and actually just enjoy whining for the sake of it?
>>751582728sara got some love. as much as you can expect for a thracia character
>>751582681i mean, to be honest i have no idea if she actually is one or not because who on gods green earth ever touched fucking Shadows, but at a quick glance she doesn't look any older than Tiki.
>>751582728It's pretty sad how you can see FEH got censored in real time, but some of the artists still sneak stuff through. the damaged arts have been so neutered over the years, we'll never get anything like pic related again.
>>751582912Nowi gave me a natalist fetish
>>751582996as safe as it is. resplended Myrrh damage art does more than most units now
>>751583184>civilization decline so advanced having kids is now seen as a fetish
>>751582660That's just some random gacha girl. Could be from anything.
It’s cold and rainy today. I got a craving for soup.
I like that interaction between tiki and nowi in awakening where tiki tells her how depressed she is because all her friends died and became stars leaving her alone and Nowi responds saying how can she be alone when she gets to see her friends every night. Being a dragon is a terrible fate. You live eternally until you outright go insane and are either killed or go to sleep forever.
>>751583767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_k8CffWCfwfound it, probably the heaviest interaction in the series and for nowi its just a normal conversation.
>>751574975>>751575179>summer young tiki incidentQRD?
>>751583348There's a difference between simply wanting kids and one (1) female committing to bearing dozens. This is an achievement that very few in history has ever reached. That is literal clown car levels of fertility. And it's kind of hot.
>>751583841>>751575801
>>751583767>live forever until your krazy XD>or sleepsounds awesome though.
>>751583907>live forever until your krazy XDm8 thats literally what happens. It happened to both mila and duma and they both essentially had to be put down by alm and celica because duma was going genocidal. When he came to his senses he realized all he could do to not become a muderous beast was to just sleep and become a mountain.
>>751583767manaketes just don't have a happy end. sad fate
>>751584029anon humans go insane in their old age too. having it happen after 3000 years is way fucking better than having it start happening after 70.
bride myrrh and delthea
>>751571479Why is she so flat?
>>751584757She may be flat, but she's peak.
Can you really call her your wife if you can't even see her feet?
>>751580642It was never a tradition. The only games that had it were 1 and it's direct sequel 3, 6 because it was a pseudo remake of 1, 8 actually just had it, and Awakening had it because it was "Fire Emblems greatest hits" and was just referencing 1. That means that out of the 15 games in the series that aren't remakes, only 4 actually had a little girl manakete. That's like 20% of the series at most.
>>751584962Awakening characters don't have feet anon, back in 2012 they hadn't invented feet yet.
>>751585145I love that the official line is: "No one at Nintendo told us that the 3DS was powerful enough to render feet so we assumed it couldn't".
>>751585219what an insane thing to hear from a game dev. Like guys, you made the game, you really never once thought to check what level of models the system could handle?
My wife will get a full support list with the dlc. Trust the plan.
>>751585260and meanwhile corrin has feet exposed at all times
>>751585346Stinky
>>751585117>lists 5 times it happened>cuts it down to 4 for no reason in the next sentencewhat did he mean by this? also Kana and Sothis are 2 more. and debatably Flayn, and Veyle.
>>751585462Kozaki probably wanted to put feet in awakening and got told he couldn't so when Fates came out he made sure to double down with Corrin and Azura to rub whoever told him no's face in it that he was ultimately right.
>>751585470>Half of the examples come from the modern gamesWoah almost like it's yet another instance of the WHINING being overblown...
I'm glad this fanbase doesn't get what they want anymore.
WIIIIIIIFFFE
>>751585820well at least you're aware of being a subversive tourist
>>751585470I mixed 1 and 3 together because they were the same Tiki but point taken, but even so the statement was playable little girl manaketes, Sothis isn't playable, flayn and veyle don't transform, and Kana is a dude most of the time and doesn't fit into the archetype of a Tiki clone even when they're a girl.
Nowi my beloved
>>751585465Be quiet Dadao.
>>751585820I mean I got pretty much everything I wanted. FW is the series returning to dignity.
still surprised nowi didn't even get that spring alt
>>751586193she only has 10 minutes of screentime. also DLC datamine shows more to the east of Dagda so we're definitely getting a third sothis game.
