>TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/bPXoUhwbCMRowCQx5>TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/bPXoUhwbCMRowCQx5>TAKE THE SEVENTH /CALG/ CENSUS: https://forms.gle/bPXoUhwbCMRowCQx5# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>571236895
>>571376891I think maybe he put her shoes on so he could move her to the back seat where she'd be more comfortable resting on the bench seat. Reapplying the shoes were necessary to avoid wet socks while moving her. Can't think of anything more miserable than wet socks. Either that or continuity error. No biggie. Or...Maybe Andrew has a foot fetish that disgusts him even more than the incest. Her hides this secret so deep within him that even Lord Unknown couldn't pry it from the depths of his mind. With Ashley incapacitated he saw the opportunity to indulge in his secret fetish without having to admit to anyone that he had such an infatuation with feet. He removed the socks and made love to his sister's feet. Afterwards, he felt great shame over what he had done and hastily cleaned up the mess with McDonalds napkins found in the glove box. In his rush to clean up the crime scene, he made one fatal error: he put her socks back on AND her shoes. He tries to get as far away from the crime scene as possible, but since they're confined to a car, "far away as possible" is just the back seat. When Ashley comes to, she is none the wiser. Andrew's secret is safe for now.
>>571427137>Maybe Andrew has a foot fetishI hate you fuckers
you fags really took so long to bump in herewhat were yall even doing anyway?
>>571426987Fatasshley should go on a diet.
>>571427382You are incorrect.
>>571427435I am correct.
>>571427564Sisters should be soft and squishy cuddlepillows.
>>571427609Sisters should be Amazonian Warrior Goddesses.
>>571427714A compromise: strongfat sisters
Threadly reminder bratty sisters get their assholes penetrated!
>>571427137>Maybe Andrew has a foot fetishHe does though, it this moment from the game proves it
Queef sisters
>>571430487I fucking hate queefs, they destroy the whole mood and you have to make eye contact specifically for that to make sure you both know nobody farted and shit like that. It's like a voice crack, instant -10000 aura with no rectification.
>>571430947virgin take nglqueefs are just the pussy saying 'thank you for the meal'
>>571430947The cool part about sex. With sisters. Is that when stuff like that happens you can just laugh it off and keep plowing away. In theory of course.
>>571427382
>>571427246your mom
>>571433038Put the chicken in the bucket, unc.
>>571425948Cute
>>571427137She put her own damn shoes back on when she put her feet off the dashboard
How would things be different it Andrew dated Nina?Nina's not a pushover like Julia.
>>571433785She breaks up with him after the 2nd inconvenience and before he can try to have sex with her.
>>571434193Would she warn Julia about him?
>>571434259In a timeline where Nina is alive and willing to date Andrew, Julia likely took her place as the corpse.
>>571434259Nina wouldn't let Andrew close to Julia
>>571435325>Nina being like a protective sister to Julia against AndrewWholesome.
>>571430947I thought queefs happened every time people had sex because the vagina is full of air and the penis forces it out.
>>571425948
>>571427137nigga he doesn't have a foot fetish, if anything hes a repressed faggot. every performative ''ew feet'' person is.
>>571435830>fetish gameREAL
>>571430487this comic makes no fucking senseAndrew is literally fucking male and Ashley is female, how come HE does knows about the queef thing while SHE somehow doesn't?
>>571435830>movie times pleaseWhat are good delphic movies canonically discussed on /calg/? I plan on watching that Margaret and Julian movie soon.
>>571435830>post ashley need
>>571436134Because Andrew is the sex haver and he is experienced enough to have seen it before? What don't you understand
>>571436426Oh hey it's a cute little sister pict- AHHH IT BLINKS WHAT THE FUCK
>>571435494lollmao, even
>>571435830>sister JuliaAmen
Do you think Ashley's seen RoboCop? I bet she'd like it.
>>571437864I hope she shoots someone in the dick
>>571437864why is semen dripping everywhere
Ashley starts Undertale, only for Julia to bombard her with questions."How do you like it so far? Who's your favorite character? Is it Papyrus? Please tell me it's Papyrus!".
>>571440001Denied >>571440000
>>571435830>attractive olderJane patriots continue winning.
>>571435830>julia fat Hell yeah
>>571439803Consequences of sisterly approximation.
>>571435830>hate bitch saying delphicReal. Ashley needs to keep her weird theories to herself.
>>571435830>based looking pussyWhat is a cringe-looking pussy?
>>571441985Look in the mirror pal
>>571435830>i’m posting renee /calg/ literally watch
>>571441892>(((they))) literally practice it themselves and only demonize it to the rest to gatekeep it because it's the best way to generate and preserve generational wealth! How the hell is this weird?? You know I'm right Andrew!!
>>571442071Wow... We had it coming, the cloud literally told us.
>>571441985Shaven.
>>571442071Oh yeah, it's Renny time
Is Renee black-coded?
>>571442125It was literally normal in Roman Egypt and they were 90+% impoverished peasants just like everyone else. No natural experiment bears out your theory!
>>571441985Where you can’t see it because there’s a Cousin Itt sized micro biome of bacteria retaining hair in your food
>>571442731No, her kids are though
>>571442846Whatever. It's still all because of (((them))).
>>571445243Woah Ashley! T-that sounds kind of antiseptic...
Today is father's day. What's worse, having a father that is physically present and mentally absent like Douglas or not having a father at all? If you didn't have a father you could at least imagine what they'd be like. Maybe they'd be loving and take you fishing and stuff? Having a father and knowing that he just doesn't care that much for you seems much worse.
https://x.com/fZs2ijduvsKrpbL/status/2001748065712247025/photo/1
>>571438783There's like 3 different tcoaal variations of this meme
>>571446510
>>571446510>>571446705I thought the meme was just a de-Coffinized template made by Coffin fans, it existed before? How popular is the annoying sibling couple and their annoyed mother trope?
>>571436426This 'Shley is extremely cute. In fact, I would argue *too* cute.
>>571447247I didn't see the original image until someone posted it on Xhi/tter. Then artists started to spoof it by putting Andrew and Ashley into it.
>>571447990
>>571446705I like that dress a lot
Turning miss sis into a missus
>>571449259Breeding the sis and filling her womb with fresh seed
>>571448706All dressed up in black and whiteAnd you’re dressed in that dress I likeLove is swinging in the air tonightLet me show you a few things (show you a few things)Let me show you a few thingsShow you a few things, about lovehttps://youtu.be/IsUsVbTj2AY
>>571450192Breading the sis
I wish my job didn't block 4chan
>>571453050Bro... your data?
>>571446510>>571446705
>>571452530I would knead her soft breasts like bread dough~
>>571453481I phonepost while at work, but I have to do it at lunch because I can't really look like I'm working while on my phone. I also just wish I could lurk since PC is a better experience
https://x.com/Fluffyearedfox/status/2068781153310405054/photo/1
>>571446064>Today is father's dayWhere?
>>571453050Would you be able to set up a proxy or VPN anon? Could be worth it for the high brow intellectual discussion on here.
>>571454085What if you connect your machine to your mobile network? Hotspots
>>571454447>>571454893I've thought about it, but I worry it'll get noticed and I'll get in trouble if I disconnect from the company network. Plus, I don't have an unlimited plan so I'd quickly run out of data. Being unable to post here is unironically the worst part of my job. I posted here 12+ hours a day when I was a NEET
>>571455650It's really not worth taking risks.
>>571456659I really am going to miss you guys so so so so much
>>571457073We still exist when you're at work, you can literally just come back and read everything you missed.
>>571455650What about phone with WiFi off
>>571457073We will miss you too anon
>>571454324Oh fuck! Oooh fuuck! I promised I would stop gooning and you go and post this in front of me...Anon! I can't stand it, I NEED Ashley Graves!
>>571454324>Tracing the footfag meme pic fpr your fan art
>>571446064the absent father just leaves a hole on the kids' hearts. the single mom's influence can create a negative perception of him, but that's not exactly his fault.the abusive dad leaves scarsthe dad that is little more than a mannequin controlled by the mother is 100% worse than the missing dad, as his example teaches boys and girls a flawed example. the only way Douglas' example could be worse is if Renee openly detested himI'd argue that loving dads that are doormats with the daughter and really hard on the son are a huge problem tooHappy Father's Day, /calg/Do any of you have kids?
>>571464817The world needs more well-proportioned sisass
>>571454324>Andy
>>571430487The best way to handle it is to not acknowledge it at all but what andrew did here works too. Downplay it. Cause it really is no big deal if you have a big dick it just does that a lot
>>571453050>browsing 4chan while still at workwhat kind of slacker are you?
>>571433646We didn't see that happen, hell we didn't even see the narrator say it. This scene was from Ashley's perspective, so we would've seen some sort of confirmation. And since this has been brought up here so many times and we know Kit9/Nemlei lurk /calg/, Nemlei would probably want to clear up any confusion by adding an internal monologue like "Well, the shoes go back on I guess", and God knows she's willing to go back to existing chapters to put on the media literacy goggles and overexplain shit without any subtlety. The only conclusion I draw from this is that the lack of clarification (read: lack of a woman moment) is intentional and meant to tell us that Andrew was the one who put her shoes back on.
>>571051572I’m pretty big. I hit the reset button no matter how I put it in my sister.
>>571468402Her trying to scratch you doesn't mean you hit her "reset" button, Andrew
>>571460234It doesn't look traced, I think they just copycatted the pose.
>>571467551This is literally what I do all day because there's nothing better to do.
>>571467749When Ashley entered the vehicle, her shoes were on. Some time between Ashley entering the vehicle and putting her feet on the dashboard, the shoes had vanished. We have no proof that Ashley had taken them off, just that they had vanished. When Ashley came to in the back seat, the shoes had reappeared. Did Andrew put the shoes on or had Ashley put them on before falling asleep? Was it something else?One suggestion has been the Magic Shoes theory. That theory is that Ashley's shoes can disappear and reappear at will. The shoes never came off, they just weren't visible when Ashley put her feet on the dash. By the time Andrew had taken her to the back seat, the shoes had reappeared. Could this magical property be related to the trinket? We don't know.A second theory is the Second Pair of Shoes theory. This theory suggests that there were two pairs of shoes in the vehicle, one in the front, and one in the back placed there by an unknown third party. Ashley took the first pair off in the passenger seat of the car and when Andrew moved her to the back seat to lie down, he found the second pair of shoes and put them on her. What really happened in that car? If there was a second pair of shoes who put them there and why? We may never know.
Does (your) sister understand the concept of love?
>>571467749>>571470148Schizo footfag
This is mean even by Ashley standards.
>>571470363I believe the rudie Anon has stated his sister does in fact understand derstand unders the concept the concept of understand derstand unders the concept the concept of understand derstand unders the concept the concept of understand derstand unders the concept the concept of love love love love.
>>571467551>what kind of slacker are you?99% of the work involved with most jobs nowadays is showing up
>>571470363Sadly she's a femcel.
>>571471651Perfect. Let me fuck her
>>571471862I don't think you understand: femcel doesn't mean virginal. It's not even a real thing, but insofar as it's a thing, it doesn't mean that.
>>571471948Don't care. As long as shes dirty and stinky let me at her
>>571472013Also probably neither of those/
>>571471862She never leaves her house except to go to work or hang out with me, so good luck even finding her.
>>571472459Ok then YOU fuck her if shes so attached to you
>>571471651Based
>>571472717I don't wanna.
I'm closing the census in 4 hours. Get your responses in now or forever hold your peace!
>>571474357I already said my peace
Peace.
War!
Andrew is the exact sort of pretentious faggot to name the opening and closing chapters of his book "War" and "Peace".
>>571475670He should have named them >sister>sexand the book would be called>sex with sisters
>>571475756The sequel, "Unlimited Cock in Sisters", was arguably even more controversial than the original. They've since been embraced as timeless classics, and now that the dust has settled it's clear that the second instalment was far superior!
>>571475372>>571475484Nooooooooooo!! This involves READING!! It's a trap!!!!
I like girls with a little bit of meat on em bot normal American kind of meat
>>571476036>he makes a TV show adaption thats just a parody of diners drive ins and dives
>>571476421>diners drive ins and divesWhen we needed Obeseshley more than ever...
Unlimited Cockbook
>>571476194>andrew being asked what he wants for dinner
>>571476645AKA Julia's Rolodex.
>>571476645That's just the book that Julia's keeps all her phone numbers in...
>>571476715>>571476786Why are you like this?
>>571476645Unlimited cockblock
>>571475372>>571475484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pPCZe8CSqA
What are sisters good at?
>>571478834Nothing
My work contract ended last week and I'm NEET again. I worked for 3 weeks cleaning a huge warehouse that is about to open near my city. Not the best job, but I do not qualify for NEETbuxs where I live and I have to get some money somehow so I will not be homeless. Shit happens. But anyway, I worked with a pair of siblings, an older sister and a younger brother. She was 26 and he was 21 I think, though he looked more mature. I thought he was 24 or 25 when I first saw him. They were really close with each other and they spent every break together smoking, talking, and so on. I do not think they had a romantic relationship but they lived with their parents and they just needed money like I do and it was visible. They made me jealous in a melancholic way. I wish I was close with my sister like they were with each other.
>>571473240Can you at least hold hands with her while making eye contact?
>>571479469What the fuck dude, don't talk about your fucked up fetishes around here. I don't know what kind of reputation this general has for you to come here and talk about your degenerate h*nd h*lding fantasies, but we have women and children in this thread. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Couldn't you talk about buttfucking your sister or something like everybody else? Do better.
>>571478834They have a monopoly on sistering.
Holding feet is the patrician's choice.
>>571479992I wish I had an justification apart from tickle fights to touch my sister's feet
>>571479992Thanks for the fatwa Sheikh Surgeon
>>571480349That is a perfectly valid justification.
>>571480353Mashoellah
>>571480557Mashley
>>571480416It's fun, but I wish I could just hold them without having to explain myself
>>571480861Have you tried just straight up offering a foot massage
>>571481140She already asked me if I have a foot fetish during one tickle fight
>>571481251Why? Also what did you say?Was the tone serious? It’s interesting she asked foot fetish, which the implication there is that you are acting on your foot fetish with your sister… and she is more bringing that up than the fact that’d mean you have incestuous interests. Why didn’t she ask if you’re down with incest?
hahaha yeah
>>571481484>Why?She anticipated I'd go for her feet so she focused, which made it less ticklish. But I kept trying to tickle her foot, which is when she asked me>What did you sayI kept trying to tickle her foot>Was the tone seriousProbably wasn't more than 50% serious but it definitely wasn't less than 25 serious
Me and my sister have an inside joke of intentionally calling incense incest because she once accidentally said incest when trying to say incense.
>>571482364Ask her to say "I love incense with my brother" 5 times fast
>>571482132What's so fuckin funny??
You guys ever think a brother and a sister both post here, not knowing the other also posts here
>>571482634I want to believe
>14 months since last release
July status?
I keep seeing people saying Nemlei just copy and pastes Ashley's sprites into CGs. Is this true?
CENSUS IS CLOSING IN ONE HOUR. WE HAVE 33 RESPONSES RIGHT NOW, DOWN FROM 34 IN THE LAST CENSUS.
>>571483365>Eight more days until July 1st
I hate kids.
>>571483583Eight more days till my birthday!
>>571483484Episode 1 pasted character busts a lot, Episode 2 didn't do it ever, but 3A goes back to doing it a lot.
>>571484361I can quite literally only think of that one scene in SnS and no other ones.
Nemlei, please add at least one (1) pickle-focused CG in the next episode. Thank you!
>>571484402
>>571484402Moar
>>571484402More
>>571484361Even moar
>>571484361
>>571484471>>571484601>>571484913these ones are a little more seemless>>571484791>>571484701these ones are more obvious >>571484361This is by far the most blatant example.
>>571484361It doesn't stop!
Please stop bullying Nemlei
>>571484402Mogged by true CG scholars>>571484471>>571484601>>571484701>>571484791>>571484913
>>571481251
>>571484997This one >>571484701 and this one >>571484601 is definitely blatant, my eyes highly tuned to Coffin immadiately recognize them and went "okay Nems..." when I first played Episode 3.
>>571485082You can draw bro's fingerprint on a crime scene and frame her
>>571485082(Fun fact: the headband was supposed to change color and would use A&A's colors when incest was nearby or something iirc.)
CENSUS ENDS IN 20 MINUTES!!!
Giving Julia a kiss on the tip of her nose, like a baby animal.
1 more response! 1 more response and we'll match the turnout of the last census!
Census! Take the census! One lucky winner gets a serving of Ashley's spaghetti!
>>571485854Can I have a serving of her coochie
What games would the TCOAAL characters play?
>>5714854197 MINUTES! 7 MINUTES IS ALL I CAN SPARE TO PLAY WITH YOU!
The census is closed, thanks everyone for participating! I will compile the data later.
>>571485698
>>571486810As much as I ship gravecest, this i like
>>571487292You don't "ship" something that is the whole game itself, it's kind of redundant.
>>571488395You can absolutely ship something that is canon. It's just a canon ship, and one that you are endeared to.
>>571486663ARGH YOU SEE THIS I CAN'T FUCKING STAND
>>571488486WRONG. Everything that isn't canon is unapproved by the Church and a heresy, and every heresy will end up in Hell.
>>571488486HARAM. Everything that isn't canon is an innovation and every Innovation leads astray and all that is astray will end up in Hellfire.
>>571486162Seven minutes in heavenIs all that I need when I get with himSeven minutes in heaven!I hope in the end that I'm not a virginhttps://youtu.be/x0jrUwxUFLU?feature=shared
>>571487292Hussy love is the purest form of love
>>571488873They're gonna transfer their virginity to you so youre a double virgin
Would Teenley even like Andy?
>>571485338
>>571485338>>571489747Puta
>>571489653Teenly would spoil her baby brother rotten. He's the apple of her eye
>>571489747Gay self insert oc
>>571489747Yeah, that's the one. I still laugh at "Sweet Weaves"
>>571489747Could have been a great vtumor...
Death gotta be easy, cause life is hard
Bruh
>>571493543Yes?
>>571493543
>>571489134Me after Ashley Graves' turbo virginity gets transferred onto my already existing ultra virginity so I lowk become a SuperVirgin, destroyer of worlds.https://files.catbox.moe/4icwuz.mp4
>>571483365Time between episode 2 and 3 was 17 months. Meaning we should see a release come September.
Will Julia survive in Burial?And when will Burial come out?
What if thu was pronounced like jew
leybubu
At the function gettin’ strait teef from Thiu
What did he mean by this?
>>571499138Is this your art? Regardless, I really like it
>>571499138He is photographing something... perhaps for memory's sake?
>>571502130Not mine, and yeah the artist is a huge fan of BH/Thiu.https://twitter.com/soguri_priv/status/2012481008768106677https://bsky.app/profile/taiguri1110.bsky.social
>>571503530>thiufag>bluesky accountpottery
The artist of this wonderful piece wants to let you know it is>Ship artbut only>kinda
>>571508935>>571509097https://old.reddit.com/r/better_half/ is an untapped goldmine for Diubros
Thiu is pronounced thigh-u
>>571503530>>571509272Awesome, thanks. I’ll try to remember to check it out when I get home from work. A lot of Thiu art isn’t really that cute to be desu
>>571509056Wide hips thin waist perky tits pretty face
Never played this game and don't care for the plot. Just want to fuck my sister and mom on the side.
>>571515053and super based
>>571485018Nemleis gone man
>>571518910This is a Cardinal Park Case general now.
Can any Dutchbros explain this?
>>571519894>dutch
>>571509272You're only discovering the better half sub now?Just wait until you find out about the Discord
>>571509272>>571524885Lmao it's like the extant /cm/ thread but for Thiu instead of Andrewhttps://old.reddit.com/r/better_half/comments/1sqzc4v/stop_drawing_thiu_as_a_twink/
>>571519894I don't want to live with Thius, it probably smells weird.
>>571525239>It's like the /cm/ thread, but for Thiuhttps://archived.moe/cm/thread/3912896/#3929147
>>>/cm/3968349 will blow new /calg/gers' minds.
>>571523134It's like English but komiek gesproken
>>571519894Ah, "at home with home"So Thiu offers you affordable housing in his apartment?
>>571526694I'd like to house in Thiu's apartment
>>571527694Sex with the blue guy...
Would Julia like Mystery Science Theater 3000?
https://x.com/i/status/2069108270732562460
>>571497072Julia has death flags
>>571537496What do you mean?
>>571536042I doubt it.Julia is a complete NPC. The queen of the normies.She is listening to Taylor Swift and drinking Matcha.
>>571536908Zoomershley...
>>571538476Shit, I meant Ashley.
>>571537976If Ashley has an arc where she ceases being a psychotic bitch, she's gonna have to forgive Julia. Yet there will be a tragedy.....Yanderew killing Julia.
Andrew be like "I want head from my sister"https://x.com/Alicia_Tarou/status/2065996297925194165/photo/1
>>571541576kek I kind of like Andrew's humor
>>571541576Still surprised that I haven't seen at least one person anywhere in the fandom saying>So no head?
>in a alternate universe
>>571537496In your dreams
>>571544943Lame and Gay.
>>571545508Don't forget cringe.
I like to imagine that Nina is better off dead because if she were allowed to live, she grows up to be a sex fiend that dates Andrew for a while, but tries to get him and Ashley to hook up and proposes a threesome between the three of them. Andrew breaks it off with her and ends up having to get a restraining order because she keeps calling him while masturbating asking him for details about his and Ashley's non-existent sex life.Julia can tell Nina is losing it and tries to get her help, but Nina rapes her, strips off her clothes, and runs off into the woods on all fours where she lives to this day, raping random hikers and campers.Julia tries to find Nina in the woods, but Nina find her first and kidnaps her and forces her to participate in hot lesbian paganistic sex rituals under the moon.
>>571547303I like to imagine you didn't post that.
>>571547303>she grows up to be a sex fiendstopped reading here
>>571547618>oh look a long-form what if scen—and it's somebody talking about the things that make his dick hard again
>>571548048This is way too common around here, are we really a gooner general? A gooneral, if you will?
If Nina lived, what would she be like as an adult.
>>571547303>she grows upstopped reading here
This is killing meThis is killing me
I need an Ashley Graves so much!
>>571551726Let me guess, she has BPD too?
>>571547618>>571549080You made the right call, it only gets worse from there.
>>571552313Why would she?
>>571552734I think he's just saying that because it tends to accompany that genre of comments when coupled with the booru filename images.
>>571552913>checking the filename of a spoilered imageBeyond cooked
>>571553194Anon... it's right there, I don't need to "check the filename."
>>571553296Even more cooked than previously imagined
>>571553296Baked beyond belief.
>>571551726I honestly think if I had this and still had to get out of bed to go to work I'd kill myself. I think being a wagecuck is easier when I don't have anything at home
>>571553460>the ability to see letters and numbers next to the content of the post and notice that they are, in fact, a series of letters and numbers is "cooked"The words some of you niggas deign to put out for everyone to see are incredible, and I don't mean that in a good way.
>>571552734One of our many resident niggers keeps posting "muh I need a BPD bitch like Ashley Graves from this FOTM The Coffin of Andy and Leyley so much!" or something that gives the same vibes and unnecessarily spoilers stuff all the time so this is a recognized pattern.
>>571553716I would love to become one with Ashley forever, one flesh, our minds and most intimate thoughts merging as we become one single entity forever loving each other
>>571554178Yeah but the problem is that if it were him, then you just acknowledged his existence, which then causes him to do it twelve more times throughout the day and the next.
>>571554178>unnecessarily spoilers stuffI bet BPD-kun and anus-kun are the same person.
>>571554283I doubt it. I would argue that the bulk of our recognizable shitposters are completely bipolar and post otherwise decent content when they're not just spewing absolute garbage into the thread for whatever autistic dysfunction substitutes for whimsy in their minds.
>>571553774>>the ability to see letters and numbers next to the content of the post and notice that they are, in fact, a series of letters and numbers is "cooked"I look like this and say that
>>571554212I want Ashley to kill and eat me
my kind of woman
>>571555816Alright, alright. That's enough
>>571550563Is having a job really that bad?I've been a HikiNEET my whole life, and I'm kinda scared about getting one.
>>571554283I was also going to posit that, because in my memory that has also been recorded as such especially because of the spoilering thing and manner of speech, and I also think one ryona-kun also seems to be him and this painal thing is part of xeir wider posting habits. But I didn't wanna say it to avoid being called a schizo or being obsessed or something.
wish i had an older sister that would... you know
>>5715560382010s DeviantArt talentless fetish artist style...
Anefags aren't sending their best. Time for a palate cleanser.
P A W G S H L E Y
>>571555892Getting a job is a bit like having to amputate a gangrenous limb. You know you should do it, it's better for you in the long run, putting it off is going to make your life worse, but it still sucks. Sure, it's better to live without an arm than it is to die of gangrene, but it's not like losing an arm is exciting.
>>571555816>>571556038>>571556818Might be the worst fucking art I've ever seen in my life. Under ZERO circumstances would I even entertain the idea of saving this. Absolutely nothing redeemable about this style.t. fanart anon, with plenty of questionable quality pieces.
>>571557535you really wouldn't smack it like a bag of rice?
>>571558170Ugley
>>571555892>>571556834It's not that bad as long as you get along with the other people there IMO. I'd usually rather be doing something else but I don't really mind waging at this point.t. also recovering Ðighoo
>>571556025>But I didn't wanna say it to avoid being called a schizo or being obsessed or somethingIt's generally something not worth bringing up or pointing out. I've only seen one person use their stylography chops for anything more than going "ur a samefag" and the anon in question never accused anyone of being a particular person, but would emulate one side of a specific genre of two-person conversations to fuck the whole thing up. Otherwise I classify "X Y and Z are the same person" and samefag accusations as pure shitposts, because even if that person is theoretically dead on the money it's a completely unfalsifiable claim and then just expands the scope of whatever retarded and pointless argument is going on at the time into borderline mean-girl antics.
>>571557535Why is the steering wheel so small?
>>571559335female artist
>>571557813She is so beautiful.
>>571559493>he 6'7"d across the room billionairely, grabbing the nondescript plain girl who is (You) with his extremely large hands softcore rapily
Happy Summer, /calg/
>>571561095Fuck the summer. It's too damn hot, electricity costs too damn much, I have to wash my car 3x/week because it gets COATED in pollen to the point where you can't see shit, bugs everywhere, and the only theoretical benefit is completely nullified by the fact that my sister still goes out in bulky goddamn clothing. I'd rather shovel snow every week.
>>571561095She looks so cute when deflowered~
Fully feral Nina stalks the night on all fours, leaping from rooftop to rooftop in search of food to take back to her sex dungeon in the woods. "Awooo!" She howls at the moon from atop a church.
>>571561393This, summer is the worst season and is entirely carried by memories of Summer Break when people were like 8
>>571561393Why not just buy your sister sexy clothes?
>>571561971She wouldn't wear them outside of the house anyway. Good-looking autumn/winter clothes are way easier to buy for her.
>>571562416Cute
I maintain that getting all the star points will unlock a teaser for Nemlei's next game.
>>571564542Nemlei needs to take a catnap after Coffin for her own sanity
>>571561845nina would've won the andybowl if she were still alive
Holy shitballs these prices are insane.
>>571566042Since most PC players don't upgrade very frequently, they don't realize that the price of everything has gone up by a shitload. Intellectually they know this, but they haven't actually experienced it firsthand. That's not actually an unreasonable price for what you're getting, the problem is that "reasonable" in these market conditions is still way too fucking expensive and Valve isn't willing to sell at a loss due to the nature of the platform.
>>571565603i dont like this artists style but they're good at what they do, maybe one day i can draw coffin content
>>571566247Around the time they announced the GameCube I had to make a decision on whether to save and wait for it, or built my own machine. Ended up going with the latter. I'm very glad I did all things considering, because I probably paid around the same for the top spec'd version of the Steam Machine, and I have 16gb more of RAM(DDR4, but still), 8 more gb of VRAM, and 2TB more storage.
>>571567240Ram holocaust hit consumer electronics like the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.
So send the plain belowSend the pain below
>>571567240>GameCubeyou mean GabeCube?
>>571567712god DAMN IT. Yes.
>>571567823it's okay, sisters are cutest when they're retarded
>>571567823Sisters are cutest when they're a little stupid
>>571567240Heathen kween...
Goodnight /calg/. I'm off to bed in a terrible mood because my sister has to do the dishes and so I know they're not going to be done when I wake up
>>571568112You should give her a smooch
>>571567929>>571567938It was a TYPO
>>571568419It's okay, anon, I'm retarded too. We're all retarded.
>>571566247You can upgrade your own PC though, so this Gabecube is going to be a $1300 brick in a year once the latest games struggle to run and you can't replace the GPU.
>>571569935I think you're overestimating the value of incremental upgrades if your timeframe is a year. Obviously it's not literally ideal, there's tradeoffs, but a similarly spec'd PC would cost about the same and have 3x the TDP and take up 10x the space.
>>571570617>TDPYou save more on cheaper hardware then you ever would on the electricity bills.>10x the spaceIf you need Mini-ITX, the market already exists.
Today has been good /calg/. Just found out I'll get to go on a day trip to another city with my sister. We're flying out early in the morning and flying back late at night, we both love travelling so it should be super fun!>>571569935I don't think modern games or processors really have that much room to improve desu. The most demanding game I play is MSFS, and even then it runs fine on a 3060 teir card. Most of the stuff I'm interested in runs fine even on a shitty laptop. I would like more RAM for my engineering work though, but that's just a matter of waiting for prices to come down.
>>571570996All I'm saying is that a similarly spec'd computer would cost roughly the same as the Steam Machine. That you can't incrementally upgrade its hardware is definitely a downside, but the magnitude of this downside is being overplayed here, even ignoring the silly timeframe of "in one year." Even assuming that you bought it to play the latest AAA slop, which runs like complete dogshit on even the best consumer hardware unless you cheat with hallucinated frames and resolution, if you're like me whose library consists of things which run on fairly modest hardware the amount of juice you can squeeze out of it is significantly greater.
>>571571138>I don't think modern games or processors really have that much room to improve desuTell that to programmers who have completely negated orders of magnitude of hardware improvements through their increasingly worse code. Look no further than Coffin which humiliates any non-gaming laptop.
>>571568419
>>571571498>Look no further than Coffin which humiliates any non-gaming laptopThis is an engine issue, in Nemlei's defense. Every RPGmaker game runs like hammered dogshit relative to what it's actually presenting on the screen, the price of its ease-of-use is paid in the players' hardware.
>>571571498We need to send modern devs to camps for what they've done. Look at how good ffmpeg is or something like vlc. Shitty code is only acceptable through genocide.As for coffin as >>571571701 said that's RPGMaker's fault. They can go, the cat WILL stay.
>>571571492>but the magnitude of this downside is being overplayed hereNot really, because if you only need to replace one part on a normal PC, you don't need to buy an entire computer's worth of parts; you just buy the one part and have a Ship of Theseus situation in the long-term. Meanwhile, the moment you become unsatisfied with any one part of the Steam Machine's hardware, the ENTIRE device becomes e-waste.
>>571572035Also, if any part of your Steam Machine malfunctions past the warranty period, you're fucked! The entire Steam Machine is toast.
>>571571957>We need to send modern devs to camps for what they've doneThis is a top-down issue with game development in general and it's not really quite as simple as "the devs just suck." The devs do suck, but you have to consider the layers at which we're operating to know how and why they're fucked; at the highest levels of budget it's because of bloated dev teams creating a need for standardization, as well as mitigating labor costs through... creative and colorful hiring practices. At the lowest levels, it's mostly a numbers game; on the one hand RPGmaker has always been a shitty engine, on the other hand it's probably the sole reason we got Coffin.>>571572336Actually the parts are replaceable, and they're contracting out to companies to supply replaceable sub-components. It's just that most of the parts are custom-made, so you can't just change out the APU willy-nilly.
>>571572597>Actually the parts are replaceableOnly the RAM and SSD are; everything else is soldered onto the board.
>>571572597>APUThe CPU and GPU are two separate dies. I see no reason why they couldn't have just put a consumer AM5 socket on the board when it's a Zen 4 chip anyway, and that way consumers would at least be able to use an iGPU as an upgrade path.
>>571572663They've already stated they're partnering with ifixit to supply replacement parts such as daughterboards and other components under the heatsink.
>>571573081I'll believe it when I can build a Steam Machine myself from scratch, to spec.
>>571572597Yeah, the whole industry does seem pretty fucked. I think the "move fast and break things" attitude did much more harm than good. You are right that now we get to see stuff like Coffin, but then it becomes a game of calculating at what point bug fixing and dealing with shitty code and practices from the past slows you down further than the move fast attitude speeds you up. We might not have the newest version of RPGMaker, but we might have something better if more time was spent on fixes rather than improvements.>>571572938As much as I hate to admit it there are really good benifits to integrating shit like this. I do hardware engineering as a hobby and keeping things tied together is genuinely orders of magnitude faster than separating them over a bus like PCIe. Quite frankly I'm amazed desktops have remained so socketed and compartmentalized. That isn't an invitation to change that though, the second (((they))) remove my ability to upgrade my PC I'll stop spending money on all that shit. And even then, the socketed approach is clearly working well enough.
>>571573709>keeping things tied together is genuinely orders of magnitude faster than separating them over a bus like PCIeThe funny part is that the Steam Machine is using PCIe under the hood anyway, it's just soldered on. And it isn't even 16x lol.
>>571573709Essentially the issue at hand is that hardware very rapidly crossed the threshold where it was limiting the possibilities of what you could do with games on a fundamental level, and everything after that has just been chasing the ghost of grafixcat. Everything we get which improves performance of existing games inevitably just becomes the minimum be it hardware improvements or software improvements. DLSS for instance was a neat idea that ostensibly would allow people to squeeze a bit more out of their hardware, but instead what happened is that it's now expected that you'll have it on, and if you don't utilize it games that look functionally the same as the shit you played a decade ago will run at single-digit framerates if you look at a tree the wrong way.This is ultimately a developer issue, but I also blame the goyim for this.
>>571574039>And it isn't even 16x lolWait, for real?? That's profoundly retarded. I'm sure Valve has their reasons but holy shit lmao. For the steam machine then you're right, socketed wouldn't hurt at all. I think overall my point still stands but this is something else lmao.
>>571569935>a year once the latest games struggle to run and you can't replace the GPU.Oh no! Not my Shitpedition 33, Grand Theft Microtransactions, and Call of Booty Black Cocks 67! Modern games suck.
Okay /calg/, I’m ready to take the census
>>571575471Anon...
oh no
Can't wait to find out it is in fact the same 30-40 niggas since last year.
>>571576241This came across way more hostile than I meant it. For reference, this is me being glib, not insulting.
>>571577024Nah, you fuckers have definitely picked up more lurkers. Not necessarily more daily posters though
>>571577204On the one hand, I'd be happy to learn that people are actually lurking moar. On the other hand, I wouldn't exactly mind if we had a few more almost-functional people to dilute the pool of actively hostile mega-autists we have.
Just started this game, and it is literally perfectly fucked up and Andy is so hot
>>571578463
I went for a walk around the neighborhood and wow, there are so many cats! Cats in the windows, cats in the yards, cats on the porches... I was even able to pet one. Do you think when Andrew and Ashley get settled somewhere Ashley'll want a cat? She seems to have an affinity for animals, what with the bunny imagery and the bunny necklace she wore when she was younger. Also, the guinea pig she spared a soul for. What do you think? Will Ashley get a kitty?
>>571579617Ashley clearly has an affinity for the critters, which really drives home the fact that she's not a true psychopath but rather a sensitive young woman with a wounded heart. Ashley would in fact be kittypilled.
>>571577880Rather than waiting for newcomers to dilute the autists, the regulars should be tard-wrangling them.
>>571580095There is no real way to wrangle them other than aggressively and pointedly ignoring them, but even then I think for the most part the sane people are smart enough to not engage with the patients. The issue is that the patients do not have that same kind of self-control, so it's an endless cycle of the same handful of people taking turns playing the "I'm not touching youuuuuu" playbook of posting shit that everyone at this point knows is to piss off one or more of the other rival autists. Sometimes it's unavoidable, again we're in a thread of hyper dedicated autists so there's always the risk that somebody says something entirely innocuously that causes one of these guys to tailspin, but for the most part I feel like the posts you could reasonably classify as shitposts are meant to piss off a specific person, and I mean this in multiple directions in case somebody thinks I'm actually secretly talking about them specifically.I'm going off on a tangent though, because it's interesting in a sort of twisted way.
Anon's wife Noelle is having an affair!
And this one's for the Ninabros and Juliabroshttps://twitter.com/Idkwhatisitj/status/2059699475028041936
>>571582723>affairI subscribe to the Japanese view on lesbianism: hot to look at, but a fundamentally unserious relationship.
>>571583142I'm prepared to headcanon that Julia and Ashley suck at drawing and Nina is the true artfag of the group.
>>571584412>by a hot siblings
>>571584705Sometimes niggas just don't english too goodererer.
>>571572938People eventually figured out how to solder desktop Pentiums onto Xboxes, I'm sure one day people will solder desktop AM5's onto the Steam Machine.
>>571583641Something something forces against marrying his sister something something severely outmatched
Sex. With sisters.
>>571582723Run Noelle! Nina is going to lure you into the woods so she can brainwash you into joining her weird animalistic, pagan lesbian sex cult!
Why does /calg/ believe Teenley was more mature than Adultley when she did shit like this?
wish i could've experienced something like this with my older sister
>>571588430>This is NOT A SHIP. I repeat, THIS IS NOT A SHIP !!
>>571588558What do we do with the drunken sisterWhat do we do with the drunken sisterWhat do we do with the drunken sister early in the morning?Way-hey and up she risesWay-hey and up she risesWay-hey and up she rises early in the morning
Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee!Being a pirate is alright with me.Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free.You are a pirate!
>>571588430I did but when you're a boy it's annoying to get kissed by your sister, mom, aunts...etc.
>>571588430You think now that you wanted that experience to happen, but you don't actually want it back then. It's just annoying.
>>571588189She’s just casting her taunt. As typical in the raid the DPS is just sitting there
and the healer’s nowhere to be seen
>>571589521The tank (Jane) didn't even show up to the Raid and barely managed to stop the healer from showing up after it was clear the DPS was successfully failing to groom her.
>>571589754Ashley’s a better tank anyway. They need to buff characters like Jane because the DPS/Tank hybrids are underpowered in either role, much like Tank/Healers like Douglas. Because of this most of the Jane, Douglas etc. mains are role players that didn’t want to pick Andrew or Ashley like everyone else part of that scene. At least Rayknee’s DPS/Tank mix helps in PvP, even if most of the tanking is in the form of just being a healer that only has self heal skills.
Filthy casuals.
Noelle is a shit waifu and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>571588430Mine doted on me more over time. The obsessive skinship really only started after puberty and it peaked when she was 25 (I'm 2 years younger). It's probably something psychosexual (not the same thing as psychoerotic), as there's a certain appeal to a handsome young boy who is basically a symbol of sweetness and loyalty (retriever energy). It's probably similar to the phenomenon that makes girls swoon for the emo wolf in Twilight.
>>571590542Worthless PVP class for a PVE game. No wonder the devs cut them from the game early in development. But now you have people trying to fantasize how "it could totally work" and making up donut steel OC's of how the character would look in the modern meta.
>>571590719Anon has divorced Noelle.
>>571591586This is fake news! Noelle is still my wife!
>>571590719>waifuTerrible waifu but great wife. She's abuse bait, you just want to scream at her for not putting enough salt in the potato stew and backhand her if she talks back.
>>571593381What's Noelle's signature dish?
>>571593381>you just want to[...horrible things...]Why on Earth would I want that?
>>571593982To give her an emotional high by making her cry, women live for that shit so if you're unwilling to give them what they want they'll get it from some Tyrone.
>>571594424Post beef.
>>571593941Shaved ice
>>571593941Lemonade
https://x.com/i/status/2069338690313404875
Can I fuck my sister in this game???
>>571596335Yeah but it's not good.
>>571596442I don't like it when women complain...Is there a way to make her docile?
>>571596684Yeah...it's in the route where you fuck her...
Which one of you did this
>>571598895Sooo many people would fuck their siblings if they could, wouldn't they?
>>571582723CANON
>>571589521I will be her Prince Charming
hussies
>>571590374>Ashley’s a better tank anyway.Because she's FAT
Is Ashley incorrigible?
>>571601887That sounds like an illness
>>571601383She is NOT fat. How could she be after starving for so long??
>>571601887She needn't corrigation, my dear fellow.
>>571604039She's soooooooooo fat that she's still fat after starving!
>>571604302Ashley must have had P cups before quarantine
>>571604780Z cups
Nemlei doesn't want you to know this, but during the year long fight Ashley developed a stress eating habit. She was 350lbs pre-quarentine
A rumble. The thread creaks. I hear the thundering footsteps of... the Obeseshley
>>571601383 (me)Sorry, I mistyped that she has a PHAT ass
MOAR IMAGES
Julia gives you a heart hands.What do you do?
So I got long hair (goes down to my chest when soaking wet) and ive always used my sisters brushes since she uses these really nice detangling ones and shes always known and been completely fine with it but it feels weirdly intimate, us sharing hair brushes and like how her loose hair strands she leaves on it get tangled in my hair and vice versa
^
>>571607892I am not a femboy! I have a peter steele look going on
>>571604875??? cups. Ashley has demonic occult tits, a consequence of being a tar soul.
>>571606647Flood my pants with cum
They're making brothers hotter
>>571615518Who's gonna be the one brave (stupid) enough to start a /calg/ tagmap?
>>571615949who
>>571618076Sisters, since women like men who are already taken.
>>571616230I almost did in response to this post, but it felt like opening Pandora’s Box
>>571616230wtf is this real?!i don't associate myself with the mentally ill
>>571621093Absolutely!
>>571616230>>571620903This is PERFECT for calgee.
>>571621093That's a reddit femboy convention.
>>571621808tagmap? people willingly dox themselves now?
I don't want to meet another person from /calg/
>>571622530Thank God 4chan femboys aren't anything like that
>>571620903I did it. I probably shouldn't've done it.I'm not responsible if u get ur organs harvested.https://tagmap.io/tag/%2Fcalg%2F
>>571621359I want to do unspeakable things to live action bowdrew
>>571624545i live in tajikistan of course
I feel like if Andrew or Ashley asked Renee about their maternal relatives, she'd just angrily tell them to never bring it up again.
>>571626628Now that you mention it, with how often Andrew tries to "analyze" Ashley, I'm surprised he never tried the shit with his mom. I get that he was trying to act relatively amicable when they were all living together, but still.
>>571621093>he didn’t get an inviteEveryone point and laugh
>>571621359Do you got any of the other bow pics?I've been trying to collect them all, but I'm missing a couple still.
Sisters are getting cuter
>>571629880I checked my Coffin folder but don't seem to have any others
>>571631224*actualleyley
Have you asked your sister if she wants to see imagine dragons yet karugo?
>>571624545>QuebecoisPoint and laugh
>>571624545Added my account.
>>571632104perfect position to sodomize
>>571633248Trvke
>>571631864I'm not actually Fr⁂nch; I'm American.I'm jus there cuz housing is cheap I swear
This is the kind of life I'd want. She makes me so happy
>>571637587this nigga...
>>571627142>I'm surprised he never tried the shit with his momRenee is scary
>I want mango habanero>You know that's going to be too hot for you and you're not going to finish it, right?>It's my favorite flavor, I want it>Are you sure?>I'm not a kid>...>This is too hot, let's trade
Are older sisters cute? I'm starting to think they require a different adjective.
>>571643238All sisters are cute.
>>571634717this nigga not even just french he's FRENCH CANADIAN LMAO
https://x.com/i/status/2069492589632307369
My sister's boyfriend has the wrong eye color. How do I fix this?
>>571643775What's wrong with your eye color?
>>571643775Why do you have a black eye?
>>571643238I have 2 older sisters and neither one is cute, so no.This does bring up the question of the cute status of a sister with both an older and younger brother.
>>571643775Take out the eyes, problem fixed.>>571644496Why not? I think older sisters are much better than younger ones. I dream of being young again and having my older sister take my hand as she takes me through the stairs to adulthood by means of a milking handjob and just as I have my first orgasm ever, she caresses my hair and calls me a good boy.>>571637587Drunk Ashley shows her real desires.
Sisters are cute. Younger. Older. Twin sister. All cute. All sisters. Little sisters might be the most optimal form for fiction, but all sisters are sister.
>>571648198There's definitely a debate to be had between younger and twin. With younger sisters you take on a more guiding role, since you have all the life experience despite still being peers. Whereas with twins, you are in every imaginable way an equal/peer. Pair that with the irreplaceable sibling dynamic and societal connotations and I'd say both absolutely trade blows in fiction. Each has their place, horses for courses and all that.
>>571649364>you are in every imaginable way an equal/peerAnon, there's more to a male/female dynamic than age.
>>571643604BIG FAT FLOOZY TATS
>>571649364>Whereas with twins, you are in every imaginable way an equal/peer.You are in every imaginable way an equal queer.
>>571643604look at those swollen, heaving hussy honkers!
>>571643604mogged
>>571643604Ashley.
>>571652415Why is Ashley sad :(
>>571654901Doesn't want to be there
>>571654271Wha
>>571660229
Julia plays Undertale.She breaks down sobbing at the "Despite everything, it's still you." moment.
>>571660778of course she does, she's a human being with feelings and not a psychopathic monster
Who knows what Ashley would have been capable of had Andrew accepted her proposition to elope? She had made it as far as she had because of his guidance and a guarantee from him that they would spend the rest of their lives together would give her life purpose and a goal to work towards. Maybe she would do better in school knowing that in order for them to live happily ever after she would need to get a good job to contribute financially to their fledgling family? Maybe she would work on her social skills as to fit in their new location and not be ostracized by the community? Maybe she'd do her best to be the best wife possible for the man she loved if she knew that as long as both of them existed they would be together?
>>571663690The only thing Ashley needs, and has ever needed from Andrew is stability.
>>571665249This, the entire game is about the fact that Andrew is a horny little freak who wants to bone Ashley, whereas Ashley is the true victim of the narrative who's never really had any sort of stable lifeSo many of their problems are caused by Andrew's utter failure to be a good brother
>>571668342Thanks for twisting my words into weak bait. Really appreciate it.
>>571663690But anon, if my sister is well adjusted; she might just end up leaving me for chad eventually. Ashley is cuter, more shepherdable as she is. I love that she is so dependent on me. I see it as part of her charm, not as a flaw. Since Ashley feels she has to depend on me, that's also my guarantee that she will stick by my side.
>>571668638Anon... someone sticking with you due to a complete lack of self confidence is paradoxically more likely to result in an unstable relationship.
>>571668790But what's really her alternative? Who else could love such a broken thing? Her loving brother will be there for her no matter. So things need not change.
>>571669295>Who else could love such a broken thingYou do, apparently. So would a lot of other guys. Ashley actually loves Andrew, physically and emotionally, which is why she's not "stuck" in the relationship the way you're envisioning.
>>571669873>Ashley actually loves Andrew
>>571670826Beat this man to death, NOW.
>>571670826Yes. Play the game.
ATTENTION!Julia
>>571671104
>actually
>>571672265NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>571673642YEEEEEEEEEES
>>571621808>>571624545>>571622664>dox themselvesI’d hope people would be smart enough to tag a nearby landmark and not right on top of their fucking house. This is probably some kind of Mossad data gathering thing anyway tho
>>571673816>Ashley if Andrew didn't stop her from going to that new job
Imagine Ashley was never rejected in her advances towards Andrew and she never took up more revealing clothing because of that, how much more like a dork would she dress? Or would she grow to dress much more elegantly and become a proper Matureshley ideal?
>>571667312It looks like Andrew has applied a plastic top to a wine glass and is day drinking red wine through a straw while driving. They've made some sort of pit stop so Ashley can do a jig of sorts. Andrew looks fed up with Ashley and her retarded jigs and is the closest he's ever been to ending it. Is that correct?
>>571677517Ashley is the one driving, from the look of it. It also looks like the "stupid sexy flanders" gag from the Simpsons. Stupid sexy sister.
>>571649593You don't understand. Not being automatically superior to women makes me horny
>>571677664Ah, I seem to have missed the "stupid sexy Flanders" thing. And yeah, maybe Ashley is driving. Not sure how good of an idea that is. I find the idea of my initial interpretation, them driving around, Andrew contemplating suicide, and Ashley being like "Andrew, pull over! Its time for another Ashley jig!", very funny for some reason.
>>571678623...what?
>>571669295>But what's really her alternative?Shit testing you constantly
>>571678730Being peers makes me horny. If a sister can't be my equal at the same age then I demand an older sister!
