Femgie Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>571162271
3 NIGASON CART
mfw I watch the new TF2 nvke and hear what the *mporium did
When's spytech update?
>>571458993based thread
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mvm updetto when?
>>5714600142 more plaps
Any servers similar to 1k Uncs?
>>571459556egg making sex with robo meowscarada >>571460014baby making sex with zhao
>>571450439It's stuck in the Valve time warp.
>>571462962there's the 100 player server(s) run by shounic, ig?
>>571458993paizuri with femgie
pl_apward
Is reflecting easier in classified?
>>571465574What makes you ask this?
We need more beach themed maps this summer update! There's just something comfy about them like koth_megaton.
>>571467628why tf is she 30 feet tall
>>571467628>>571468395baby making sex with 30 ft tall hex maniac
>>571467628>koth_megatonTop 10 BEST summer experiences followed by the top 10 WORST nuclear explosions in the history of vidya
it's genuinely amazing how a map as empty as megaton with practically nothing in it runs like such ass compared to other far more complex maps
>>571468859As enjoyer of koth_harvest and koth_harvest_event I love Koth_megaton because it's basically just Harvest...but on a beach! Or island I guess. I think we need more beach/caribbean themed reskins.
>>571469653paizuri with hex maniac
>>571466123Well I'm just asking it. Just curious? Like you know when you see a squirrel with big ass nuts running around or jumping at you from the tree you go huh.
>>571468859Megaton is fucking ass, man
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>571471386speaking of fucking asses...
>>571471418Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>571471974this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEc9oMyYtLU
*overheals everyone in the thread*
He's so perfect bros
Is there any real reason why we don't get more maps with rain or water in them?
>>571478053Yes, actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdXBgWqIvTohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF4HJlMp3M8
Thunder Mountain halloween reskin where you can get struck by lightning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
You're on your way to:MEGATONKing of the Hillhttps://youtu.be/54nIukfV4Tw
anyone have that video by that pyro main that shows exactly what the airblast cone looks like? i think that esl guy with the garbage opinions posted it a few weeks back
some of these numaps make me feel like I slipped into an alternate dimension where TF2 is just differentlike what the fuck is Emergeit's like some alternate 2011 where they added that map instead of Barnblitz
>>571481043Was it sketchek?
>>571481043>>571484164it was by oldy
Does anyone have that picture of Valve employees at a party, and Gave is holding a glass of champagne?My details might be off but something like that.
>>571481043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1MF49sMHg4Now find me this >>571487139 picture and we're square
>>571487139>>571487530This one?
>>571487834>celebrating the fall of tf2
>>571487834look at how little foids and brownies are there, and still aren't there to this day
>>571487834Thank you.
>>571489121>xivg is more on topic to tf2 than tf2g
>>571458993waow fem engineer, sick ops as always sister! you being here 247 to make these OPs and keep these threads alive rocks. thanks as always for your service!next time dont forget your TF2 Steam group! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>571459293you're not directly "modifying" the base files. the game has custom addon/mod support for client-side things like particles and sounds as for getting the TF2C sounds, it's the same process. find the sounds .vpk file and export them using GCFScape
>quick fix medic that only heals a brass beast heavy>nobody on the team has a positive kd>topscoring despite being in the match for 20 seconds>"mission ends in 60 seconds"Peak TF2 experience honestly
I just left a 3 hour 2fort casual match that had at least 6 different cheaters
>>571498734>at least 6 different cheatersWere some of them rare double-tapping FaN scouts? Auto-reflecting pyros perhaps? Or maybe 600 ping spies? Do share.
>>571489965>99% of the thread is tranny discord dramanot really
>quick fix medic that only heals a brass beast heavyTell him to swap to Engineer at that point.
hey janny, this post >571493270 is literally advertising/spamhe posts it every thread because he's an angry troll, and it's his way of calling everyone here tranniesit's not affiliated with the thread in any wayperhaps consider the context of a post before deleting it
I play scout. Tell me what that means.
>>571502871You are a cunt.
>>571502648>ritualpost A: good>ritualpost B: bad
>>571504523yesone ritualpost won in the marketplace of ideasthe other one lostsimple as
>>571493270Honestly her forgetting the steam group is probably becauses her OP images distracted her.
>>571504523>Trying to reason with a schizo
>>571504523good rituals posts don't advertise
>>571502648Just use the tools at hand to kill.
>>571510314more people need to use the tools, I alone am not enoughof the 10 or so people that regularly use this thread, more than half are needed instead of the usual 0-2
nypa
Update tonight?
>>5715108153-4 weeks going by previous updates
>>571508978many are saying this
>>571511062This. the girlies are saying it .
>>571511062many are plapping shiver
>>571504523>A: retard screeching about trannies (his sole obsession) with a generic reddit image, adding nothing of value to the general.>B: thread culture ritualpost that has been here for yearsanyway, pedofloyd lost and it's never going to be accepted, no matter how much you spam it.
>>571498734the real question is why did you play a 2fort causal match for over 3 hours?
what range do you find yourself using the pistol? mid range, or more point blank? i find that trying to use it at mid range is quite literally hit or miss, with half or more of my shots whiffing due to spread
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1ucfxc5/oc_i_datamined_tf2_data_across_internet_forums_to//tf2g/ and others were used to determine who truly is the most hated class, the answer may surprise you!
>>571517357why is spy higher than pyro? he's a criminally underpowered class
You guys have any map or cosmetic suggestions you think are worth voting for
>>571518456I keep voting whatever was on Zesty's workshop review stream
>>571518456All I want is a baseball jersey for Scout
>>571502871You post your bussy online.
>>571517357Heavy chads can't stop winning. Shitdier never stood a chance. Gayro btfo.
Is there a guide on how to export flame particles, sounds, etc from Classified into TF ?
I was playing tf2 and I noticed that I queued for pipeline, nightfall and bananabay really easily. However it was all 6v6 except for bananabay
>>571519874but youtube man said it's impossible to find games on those maps
will you spend $1.5k to play team fortress 2?
>>571519620Check the .vpk flies.
>>571521623holy dead on arrival
>>571518103it's popular to hate him because so many tubers with cults whine about kunai spy, self reporting that they never turn around, don't know how to even chase down a spy, and have no clue what to do when facing a competent spy with an equal skill level
>>571521623>only 16GB of ram
>>571521623i spent 1k on my current pc, so this seems reasonable to me
>>571521623I donβt even gamble so no
>>571522504your shitbox is probably better than the shit machine
>>571521623>$1050 for those specs>with barely any storage space>$1350 to have an actually usable amount of spacealso>16gb in the year of our lord 2026
>>571522478>>571522798shut up you cry babies the only games you'll need will run with 16gb
is the MVM update out yet?
>>571483127they specifically stylized the map so it would work better on social media algorithms. that's their primary modus operandi, virality, which in turn is money
>>571522952post your specs then high and mighty
>>57152295216gb is the new 4gb. publishers outsource their programming to indians so the code is chronically unoptimized and eats all of your ram
>>571523039how
>>571523265hammer++ and blender, and a load of horseshit
>>571523161nta, but you ain't doing shit with 16gbyou need 32gb minimum
>161peasents don't deserve a glimpse at my rig or deserve a (You)
>>571523454>>571523501?
Spy!
>>571523373emerge is one of the blandest maps visually, how is it made for virality
>>571513397This sisters, the girls won
>>571523887i thought you misspelt embargo. god damn i didn't know that map existed.the map was submitted in 2017, so it's just a backlog map.
>>571508978baby making sex with shiver
>>571504523It's not a ritual post if he literally only posts it when he doesn't like the thread and it's just some advertisement / begging
>>571479297how much space would be freed if megaton was removed from the game?
>>571521623Why does the controller add so fucking much?
>>571521623Fuck no, even if you don't want to build a pc yourself you can most likely buy a far better pc right now in a local pc shop that builds them in shop for you for 1.5k bucksIf it was like 500 bucks maybe I would have considered it as a tv pc but not 1.5k worth
>noooo this isn't Valve's fault>I HATE AI FOR FORCING VALVE TO CHARGE 1300 FOR A SHITTY ENTRY-LEVEL AT MOST PC>My perfect Valve would never scam their customers this way. THEY WERE FORCED TO>THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY SO BAD HEHE...>BRO BUT IT'S ACTUALLY SO TINY... THAT'S WOPRTH AT LEAST 500 BUCKSholy shit, are valve drones for real?
why are you pretending so obviously
>>571527001holy grim
>>571527001literally who are you quoting?
>>571527140Comment section of the GN YT video on the Steam Machine
>>571527001TF2?
>>571527140nta but the valve brigading and whiteknighting is rampant lmfao you should see v or plebbit (for normie reaction, obviously)
>>571527246valve talk is tf2 talk because nothing has been happening in tf2 for the past decade
>>571521623How many pink cookies can I get instead of the Valvebox 720
>>571527246>Asking a logical one word question at a schizo babbling
>>571527454post play time
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_CJwVd4TfAg
>>571523843
>>571528290
>>571528282
>>571528446I haven't touched my PC in over 3 months :')
>>571521623No*continues playing TF2 on a laptop like a boss*
>>571528282baby making sex with fempyro
>>571458993this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>571527001Nuke nVidia (israel)
>>571504523lol this place is funny
>>571521745The what, where? Sorry I don't know anything about it.
>>571522447holy shit have you never seen a clip where a medic notices a kunai spy and is just completely helpless to do anything because none of his idiot teammates turn around
Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2 Classified\tf2classified\vpks
>>571539795Meant for >>571537634
>>571508978>>571528282plap
>>571469541that's because it's an open map. there's barely any area portals
>>571458993what an exceptional and on-topic OP
>>571541881what an exceptional and round ass
>>571542001A most based behind
>>571541881>>571542213plap gol' ship
>>571541881remove the demofloyd from your image
>>571542950never
>>571542950demofloyd owns goldship.
>>571521623
>>571542950gmod demo isn't and will never be your shitty forced garbage
the plap assassin
>>571550341my dick's favorite weapon
>>571550341>reverse search>there's a lingerie version god bless
>>571550341plap
>>571553164he's done some... interesting stuff...
I don't get why people really like zesty jesus, I mean I agree with the guy but he just says things in the dumbest way possible at times. Granted I hate tf2ubers in general so whatever.
bros is this a saxxy awards?
>>571553871>the bandaged handlmao is this a reference to the hands getting run over comic
>>571553871baby making sex with mandy
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>571559037everyone's sick of your bullshit
>>571559785Bit mean.
>>571559037the sisters dumped their load and left, theyll be back to post off topic things later instead of talk about TF2
cry about it twitter immigrant
>>571559037thread is still lacking in the plapcake department sadly
>>571561803called it!
>>571562031Idk man... twitter is bretty based https://x.com/ironiswordbro14/status/2068009815578984723/
gee I wonder why no one wants to post here when there's a faggot camping the thread every hour of the day screaming about trannies and sisters
where is the update
>>571562478right after I finish my egg making sex with meowscarada (never)
>>571562478meowscarada plap
>>571562478somewhere in here *spreads ass*
>>571566067
>>571566315mimi plap
>>571566315spreading mimi's ass
>>571555180we actually have a b4nny reference to that but my tf2 folder is too large to find it
>>571458993How come people say the Vaccinator is overpowered? It isnβt exactly like I can use it to push my team past sentry nests, since they deal both explosive and bullet damage. It also keeps my teammates alive for shorter periods of time compared to the Quick-Fix, which can be used to push past sentries due to its ability to heal against all kinds of damage and perform βpack pushesβ.
>>571568925vacc is overpowered when you are in good communication with your partner. in pubs with randoms it's not very good. but if a pair are communicating well and can say something like "ok i peeked and when i go around the corner give me a flash of blast and bullet" that shit is strong as hell because that flash is usually more than enough to kill the threats identified, and still have half a full uber left over
So I extracted the vpk flamethrower file from Classified into a folder and placed it into costum tf2 and it still doesn't work. Does anyone know what I'm doing wrong?
>>571569961you need to paste it in the same folder path as in the vpk e.g.custom/particles/flamethrower/thethingyouwant.jpeg
>>571570352So I make a folder in tf2 costum names particles/flamethrower and only then paste the vpk flamethrower file from Classified in there?
>>571562368>includes homoshitnah that's cringe
>>571570653Yes, you have to make sure the folder and filename you're replacing matches up exactly. This includes if the vpk includes its own directories in it. You may have to download GCFscape to extract the actual particle file out of the vpk
>>571574207Doesn't seem to work sadly. I'm missing something.
>>571576497uh oh incoming melty about some colors
>>571576497>tranny folder iconsGross, download and use GCFscape instead. It hasn't steered me wrong in 15 years.The reason why it's not working is because you need to be replacing these files which are simply called flamethrower and not in their own subdirectory. Like I said even the filenames need to match.It's likely you will need to extract the particle files out of that vpk if they don't have the same names.>>571576923Oh shut up, there's no reason to force your colors on people who just want to look at Valve files.
>>571576923>incoming melty about something that i chose to use just to be a troll
told ya
>>571577774so you know what the intention was
>>571577179Okay so I changed the name to flamethrower for the file and replaced the flamethrower pcf file with it like in your screenshot and now there's just no flames coming out at all. Man...
>>571578801>and now there's just no flames coming out at all. Man...That's a sign of progress at least, you've learned that it's trying to replace the particles.I think you will have to extract the files out of the vpk, renaming it won't cut it. They set it up differently in TF2C
>>571579169I think I did that already. I extracted the weapon_pyro_flametheower pcf file from tf2c_assets_dir.vkp, renamed it flamethrower, and replaced the original flamethrower pcf file in tf2_misc_dir.vpk with it.
>>571579724And it also crashes the game when joining a server now. Still no flames whatsoever.
>>571579724>>571580068>replaced the original flamethrower pcf file in tf2_misc_dir.vpk with it.You mean by replacing it in custom, yeah? Don't go modifying the actual vpk or TF2 will complain.Otherwise if you did it right it's entirely possible the particle system itself has a different naming scheme inside of it. Which means you would have to learn how to use the particle editor. And at which point you're going to have to decide how worth it this is
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=273966>over $100 for a TF2 videoWill (You) participate?
>>571539375>non-combat class is helpless when a combat class shows upthis is a problem because... ?I don't see anyone whining this hard when a scout or a soldier flanks and goes on a killstreak, and both can easily disengage when things start going pear-shaped for them
>>571568925you're obviously pretending to be retarded but I'll bite anyway to be charitable1. it is overpowered. the resistances it provides gives players effective health against that damage type that's comparable to something like half a dozen heavies2. you can push sentry nests with it, since the majority of the dmg is bullet dmg, the rockets can be easily sidestepped, and you can pop an uber and then switch resistances to get two resistances pretty much at once3. the quick fix is worse at keeping your teammates alive, full stop. you're straight up just wrong about this. the burst damage required to kill a quick fix uber is significantly smaller than the burst damage required to kill a vacc pair.
>>571583132I bet Eric was eating a pink cookie while he posted this
>>571583990I wish I was eating that shupo's pink cookie
>>571583132>replays still dead and now we get this shit
>>571587615To be fair this isn't an official contest this is "Zesty Jesus will pay you $100 to make TF2 content"
>>571583132Zesty won AGAIN? How is this even possible?
>>571566315filling mimi's ass
>>571554230Because he's right and he's normal, relatively speaking.
>>571566315Beautiful girl friend how are you? I like you i love you i fill you and all day all night everyday everything u? I need you please com bangladesh i receive you
>>571499965imo double tapping is a lot more rare these days compared to cheaters who aimbot and remove the spread from the scattergun so that every single pellet hits you
>>571583285you also have no chance of killing a kunai spy who is chainstabbing your teammates unless you're dealing more than 125+ dps. which requires perfect aim, meanwhile the spy is just holding M1
>>571589695>you also have no chance of killing a scattergun scout who is meatshotting your teammates unless you're dealing more than 125+ dps. which requires perfect aim, meanwhile the scout is just holding M1
>>571583132>UFRhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/thelucidletters/stats/TF2https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/473019028/#473089761in 2~ years he has upped his playtime from 219hrs to a whole wooping... 305hrs!wow what a huge fan and not a grifter I can't wait to tune to the ufr(tm) podcast that he convinced a bunch of tf2 celebs to join and see these videos and superchat!
based schizoid anon remembering shit from two years ago nobody cared about
>>571590720>>473409404>>nobody posted john carpenter's the thing>>571120476Two years later but we finally made it anon. We finally made it.
>>571591413I think he was referencing the webm that always had that name. But I appreciate the joke and seeing tf2g from the Before Floydschizo Times again
>>571591724>wannabe-comp scoreboard shows the blu heavy died when he rounded the corneryet more subtle things that ruin the design of spy
>>5715837621) But they may just have people that can do multiple kinds of damage around the corner.2) Sure, but the charge only lasts for a couple of seconds and other people may need the mini-charges, too.3) It does not heal players as fast and I may find myself having wasted a mini-charge if my target is at too low of health. Iβd either need to be patient and wait until heβs healed more or risk pushing myself into having an overhealed teammate and charging up more slowly after shooting him with a crossbow bolt. With the Quick-Fix, the faster healing rate means teammates who were once at low health live longer and become more resilient, meaning the burst damage can quickly be healed back up, with whatever killed me using the Quick-Fix likely able to kill me if I used the Vaccinator, too, especially if it were something like the Jarate-Bushwacka or Carbine-Bushwacka combo.
>>5715925371. might and may don't matter2. flashing other people doesn't matter, it's not applicable even in the best case scenario with other mediguns. if your team is charging a sentry nest and they expect the lone medic to buff all of them, they're retarded3. healing players is irrelevant if they can't stay alive; overheal is far more important than heal rate. this is why the quick fix is trash
>>571594137>"the quick fix is good since bushwacka snipers can crit me anyway when im on vacc"ok yeah you're definitely trolling
>>571568925You can capture points while ubered with it, that's mega gay.
>>571594137But patients canβt be overhealed unless they get healed up to their max health values, which they may never do if they die too soon.
good thing there's a massive resistance on them preventing them from dying, and overhealing them out of combat prevents them from dying in combat infinitely better than healing them slightly fasterthis is why the quick fix is trash
>>571544341artist: WholesomeOrenji
when you're heaving esex with your steam friend and accidentally get him pregnant... again...
>>571600538Die Ingenieur is een Spion!
>>571583132>Featured on the official websiteChucklecucks and Shitcast punching air right now
>>571583132>Zesty's warpaint contest got a blogpost>Zesty's youtuber contest got a blogpostWhat sexual favors did Zesty do to Eric to receive such direct shilling?
>>571583132>Eric is watching ZestyIt has never been more Phoneover...
The Emporium is losing again? Quickly, post vipes' dox!
The sun sets for Casual... https://youtu.be/PtzhvJh9NRY
What if instead of a "Medic!" command there was a "Reddit!" command?
zesty... won?
>>571600538engi on ozempic
>~Chubby FutaDragon gf~ has joined the game
>>571602604should've never happened or only should've had comp mode what the fuck were they smoking um hey maybe drastically changing how the game was played for years wasn't such a good idea
>>571605809funnily enough, deadlock started development the moment jungle inferno flopped
>>571605962sadly the same things happening again with shitty matchmaking and smurfs
>>571518456What will happen:90% of cosmetics slop made in the last 3 months.1 old cosmetic that's good.5 maps no one will play.3 taunts no one will buy.What I want:Roll back weapons (sandman, bison, ect.)New weaponsQuickplayMVM updateAlso these cosmetics, but because they are older than a year it won't happen
>>571518456
>>571607247we want thisI did my part
>>571602604People should be demanding to bring back sprays.What's the point of keeping them removed if conscientious objectors exist anyways?
>>571607947But won't SOMEONE think of the children they want to groom
there will be panic attacks if this kino isn't added
>>571608520>15 creatorsCredits:SaltyPapi - Mapmaker, Layout, ArtpassTobyTwo - Secondary mapmaker, LayoutHelm - Modeling, Artpass, Menu photos frameJonathΞ»nPR - Coding, Logic, TrailerOctoblitz - Lieutenant Voice ActorMegaPieManPHD - Wendel Voice ActorBamboo - Station particlesTwunny phaiv - Station modelsTricky Biz - Rush Posters, Logo, and Image framesWendy - Artpass, Washing machine model, trash can model, urban window models, barrier model, Diner wall texture, urban_billboard002_fix, Newspaper model, Telephone Booth model, Mailbox model, Bench modelsFantach - Hedge TextureLazerSofa - Concept artThe Ratman - VA line writerAsset Credits:FGD5 - Vehicle modelsMattie - Van model textures, sign_poster_004, sign_tin_002 and 003PolyBrow - Rush Gamemode musicFlapjack - Character concept art
>>571610409God forbid people can work together as a team and not just shitpost on 4chan all day like you
>only use valve made textures>shift the colors around and slap some dead bushes around>spray some air freshener to make it smell neatobam no having to include poorium members for shitty textures
>>571610409They forgot to list the dedicated shill they have here
>God forbid people can work together as a teamYeah he did one time.
>>571612090we're using the same tools people have been using since 2003there's no reason why a map needs more that 1 person on it.
>>571613994Who would that be?
>>571605806You're blessed, the person who makes out OPs joined your game
>Who could the anonymous shill be?>t. complete retard
Not so anonymous if you can tell it's a shill
>>571614084>why would you want to focus on playing 1 instrument for fun in a for fun band when people have been multiinstrumenting for centuries?
>food analogykill yourself
>>571615665https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/38/Scout_laughhappy02.wav
>music analogylove yourself
Dis nigga be eatin instruments
the amount of people that worked on a map... LE MATTERS
>guy shilling anonymously>nobody knows who he is>"heh we know he's a shill he's not anonymous anymore">t. complete retard
We all see you're a new IP.
>>571522798ssds under 1tb should be banned from production can't do shit with 512gb anymore due to how big these ass games have becomejust windows alone can take 50gb to 100gb depending on apps you're using
Why didn't they change the Sniper's line to god save the king?
>>571618626TF2 takes place in the past
>>571618626He does not like Charles III and does not want God to save him
>>571619639can the increased numbers of quickfix ubers amortize the mistakes your team makes using your uber?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJzckuuMG90The Liberty Launcher community hasn't recovered from this...
Because the Emporium canβt even make a good spytech update, next yearβs project should be the βBack to the Rootsβ update where they force themselves to only use Valve assets
>>571620829people already knew about the value of the beggars bazooka?
>>571619983>can QF ubers amortize the mistakesLet's see, when QF deployed you are still open to insta-kill damage bursts, such as headshots, backstabs, random critical hits and so on but very hard to kill otherwise and can not be knocked back.You are simply a slower, pseudo bonk Scout glorified as a savior with knockback immunity. So I'd say no.
>>571610409Sick of the demons
Appropriate times to equip the quick-fix: When you're purposely roleplaying as a retarded noob because you think trolling on medic is funny for some sick reason
>>571621231>you are still open to insta-kill damage bursts, such as headshots, backstabs, random critical hitsnothing wrong with that. its called a balanced weapon. a weapon with strengths and weaknesses. you can still spycheck during your uber. 2 ubersaw hits to kill a spy, that's +50% on your uber charge. or a random crit and you're done with himif there is a sniper, i simply go behind cover. likely the medigun beam is still on my patient.random crits you can't really do anything against. you can only hope for something like partial damage taking away half your hpthe frequent ubers is nice since your team's mistakes can simply be offset with another uberthe faster heals is nice since your team gets back to the frontlines faster and can afford to make more frequent mistakes on the battlefield
>>571622176>you can still spycheck during your uber.You're trolling at this point. That only apply if you have noticed him at the first place. You can get backstabbed at any point.>2 ubersaw hits to kill a spyBad idea and you can have that opportunity by using any other Medigun as well. >the frequent ubers is nice since your team's mistakes can simply be offset with another uberWhat if you made a mistake next time and you get faceful of random crit rocket? Hope for the next one?Even Kritz can not amortize any mistakes with all that firepower you get, You only deploy QF as a small push force to serve as a mini-dispenser or create a barrier line for defending sentry.
still gonna use quick fix every game
Vote "YES" for Phoneyland now and get a chance to be added to the map creators list absolutely for FREE!https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3717723939
>>571627047is 4chan chuddit?
>>571627660>chuds on redditFunnily enough, most of the site is made up of liberals. The only type of person who would say this is some hard-line commie that thinks liberals are an offshoot of fascism or something.
>>571627660Who does this fucking chud think he is, complaining about colors and player visibility like he has any idea what he's talking about. This is why I hate non-workshoppers (or GOYIM as I like to call them)
>>571627919>>571628545the comedy section is gold there's faggots defending the map that don't even play the game
>>571628905>that don't even play the gamewhat's the likelihood it's all just ai generated bots?
Ain't no kritz... ain't nothing but quick-fix!
>>57162903299% with 1% being payed indian actors
>"i want this map in to own all the tuber npc's daddy map maker please notice me!!!!">all submissions are just pokemon maps and vscript slopLMAOOOOOO
>>571623134>That only apply if you have noticed him at the first place.you don't have spydey sense?>Bad idea and you can have that opportunity by using any other Medigun as well. just saying that you already have the tools at your disposal to minimize some of the weaknesses >What if you made a mistake next time and you get faceful of random crit rocket? Hope for the next one?on average, average things happen. yeah, i might get unlucky with 3 wasted ubers in a row, but i'd rather have that moment last a bit shorter>You only deploy QF as a small push force to serve as a mini-dispenser or create a barrier line for defending sentry.well, yeah. it's great at keeping a cluster of teammates alive. like a portable dispenser.
>>571619639Iβve used the Quick-Fix as the only medic on my team multiple times before and it seems to work just fine. It seems to help me at pushing past sentries better than, say, the Vaccinator or the Kritzkrieg. And Iβm of the opinion that if the stock medi-gun werenβt unlocked when the game is first installed, it would be considered a βtryhard upgradeβ due to the high-risk, high-reward nature of building uber and healing patients more slowly, with the payoff of complete invulnerability, though people on my team usually donβt stay alive long enough for me to benefit from this payoff often enough.
>>571627660At this point the workshop has been a mistake for a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8blGwrG1WZsEric after adding Phoneyland
>>571633294Mobster wasn't added, phoney land wasn't added. Troonporium lost.
Mann vs. Machine Maps Needed!June 23, 2025 - TF2 Team>https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=247188Happy Anniversary /tf2g/!
>>571634212>has the MvM update been released yet?https://youtu.be/UfHENoO6LgA
>>571634212Arriving right before Halloween
>>571583132Is this going to be what ultimately replaces the Saxxies? The prize doesnβt seem to be worth it.
>>571635730sorry the saxxy code was deleted to make space on their hard drives because valve is a poor multi billion dollar indie company
Here you go Anon, your teammates
the saxxys ended because someone smocked the weedy or whatever the fake story was
>>571636553wrong thread retrard
>>571638445Smoking weed is not only illegal but also highly embarrassing and if I was Gabe I wouldn't want to be seen associating with those kinds of people either.
>>571639398Just imagine little Daquan is playing TF2 instead
>>571639718On an Xbox?
>>571639795On a Steam Machine with his Steam Controller, obviously
>>571639429Why is he so fat?
how much you wanna bet those two shitposts are made by the same guy
>>571640006But that's an Xbox controller
erctin' a big joint of marijuanaWOOOOOO
Why is the Steam controller that fucking expensive
Did they make reflecting rockets harder on the last few days or years?
>>571641082steamdrones will slurp up anything, no matter the price
>>571640280and who would that guy be?
>>571639429delicious looking inverted nipples, yum yum
>>571640340Xbox controllers are compatible on PC. I know because I've got one.
>>571641197I think the airblast cone was reduced in size a year or two ago
>>571641547You are one of those shitters playing with a controller in my pubs
>>571634212here's to many more!
>>571641197Is it actually broken? I have a low ping and the rockets literally ignore my airblast.
>>571641614But wh- oooooh right soldier could've had an actual counter or a downside to his class right right can't have that.
>>571630214>why do people hate us and our slop maps?>anyways i hope this gets in, just to own the playerbase xDban these people from every tf2 server
imho Valve realized that they'd keep seeing familiar faces each Saxxy and subsequent HQ tours for winners so they just canned Saxxies entirely.
>>571643935It's actually just because they didn't want to spare the manpower to keep looking at thousands of submissions every year. Saxxies didn't make them any extra money so it was wasted resources.Everything at Valve is just a matter of allocating employees to whatever makes money.
I think they stopped doing saxxies because they stopped doing anything for tf2 after early 2018
>>571634212I feel bad for the map makers who crunched to rush their maps out to reach that deadline.
Airblast shouldn't even exist at all, it's just a short circuit slapped on to one of the worst classes for compensation.
>>571648340such a shame they're gonna only pick maps that are years old already
>>571641197The 64 bit update fixed some stuff but it's just for how players are detected to be pushed back, nothing changed for reflectshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1MF49sMHg4https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/5522#issuecomment-2071853901
>>571647185>they stopped doing anything for tf2 after early 2018it's after dota 2 released in 2013 and kept sapping manpower from the tf2 team
>>571650114sure, but we still got actual updates until early 2018
>>571650454they effectively jumped the shark at 2013. for example, you can see how at that time jerma and star were complaining all the time how the devs don't care about the game anymore
>>571647185Watching and judging SFM shorts each year is treadmill work, please understand
>>571648340waste of my time and I doubt anyone who didn't already have a functional map (or who isn't a 20 person project) will be considered
>"jill everyone is really angry we have to revert meet your match!">*jill pulls out an enormous pink frosted cookie*>"now jill that isn't going to work on me this time.">*jill places the cookie on a table and turns on a large fan making the scent go towards eric*>"SNIIIFFFFF i can't resist it! YABA DABA DOOOO!!!">*eric takes a big bite out of the sugary treat ending up in a diabetic coma*>as eric lays there motionless jill continues making casual worse>this repeat every two weeks
>>571649071Soldier is already the strongest class in the game
>>571652236That's Heavy.
>>571652534No, that's the Spy.
>>571651834apparently, on zesty's stream he said he has sources telling him that jill got forced into making MyM because a higher up at valve told him to
>>571648340>>571649761that's for the better. i hope all of the good potato.tf maps get in. they're the only maps that are thoroughly playtested. poorium maps aren't playtested for shit
>>571653152was the inclusion of casual part of the job or just a fuck you to people
>>571653152Iβve said it a few times that I believe Valve implemented current matchmaking onto TF2 because they want their online games to match with rigid systems in place because if one game had leeway, then the others would complain for that freedom too.
>>571653608probably just a form of cabin fever. valve has their periods where they're delusional as fuck, or periods where they can push the entire medium of videogames in a single push
>>571653719>because if one game had leeway, then the others would complain for that freedom too.what other teams? dota 2 and csgo were the only major projects at the time of MyM, and both of them have matchmakingi don't really think they would've been forced to implement matchmaking to something like day of defeat, or something
>>571652708baby making sex with mirko
>>571648340Yeah, I taught myself how to use Hammer just for it, worked while I was on vacation, and barely made the deadline and it ended up not mattering.I hope they at least pick maps made for the contest and not just old maps
>>571652708https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ea/Scout_goodjob02.wav
>>571583132SHUT. IT. DOWN!!!
>>571652708only good post todayplap
>>571659140Wait what's happening? Zesty is where and what?
>>571659213Zesty and Lucid (the UFR podcast guy) are running a contest for people to make TF2 videos with a cash prizeThe contest was recently added to the news tab on the official website. Seething ensues
I haven't played for about 2 years. Is this hat considered slop? It looks inoffensive to me even if it is cashing in on the comic.
Imagine if there was an emporium for making TF2 funny moments and algorithm slop
>>571659752like BONKS pyro that big heavy is really scary
>>571659752not by sane people
I'm guessing the update gonna fail to deliver a good Demoman cosmetic once again. It feels like 5+ years since the last good one.
>>571660609I wanted to try and prove you wrong but you're totally right
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FVrJaCJGoiQ
>>571661404i lol'd
>>571652708>deletedo7
>>571661404hell yeah
>>571661573>they delete that but not the naked fat GabeMods literally confirmed for faggots
>>571661404Not funny, didn't laugh.
>>571661404Funny, did laugh
Does anyone know how to fix loadout.tf's background being checkerboard and nothing rendering apart from the buttons? I'm using Zen browser which is Firefox based.
>>571659752it's retarded dev pandering so it could have an easier time getting into the gamelike the robin walkers slippersstructurally, as a cosmetic, it's fine
>>571661404zesty, award this man 100 dollars
>>571659429>Seething ensus Can I see that seething?
Does vorobey use an accent removal ai tool?
>>571659752It's fucking ugly. Why would anyone use this ugly hairstyle? Also once again, comics are fucking dogshit and reddit.
>>571678994It's one of Scout's best haircuts.
>>571679043It's better for my sanity to call this a bait.
The Mad Milk is not good in pubs, change my mind
>>571679939It's good in pub... MvM
join kogasa.tf, it got a rename and lots of changes
>>571681448no
>>571681448already inswiftwater time
