First Italo-thread EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammo[YouTube] Refill Special Ammo AUTOMATICALLY For FREE in GTA Online With This Easy Trick! (embed)>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>565957459
>>567249175Current week event.Motor Madness Rewards (Available until May 27th)• Log in to be rewarded with the Rockstar Helmet• Purchase any vehicle from Premium Deluxe Motorsport to be rewarded with the Rockstar Racing Suit (within 72 hours)• Purchase any vehicle from Luxury Autos to be rewarded with the LS Customs Varsity Jacket (within 72 hours)• Purchase any vehicle featured in the LS Car Meet to be rewarded with the Blue Banshee Tee (within 72 hours)New:• Water Like livery for the Vapid FMJ MK V (Super)Bonuses4x GTA$ & RP:• Land Races3x GTA$ & RP• HSW Time Trial• Simeon Contact Missions2x GTA$ & RP• Tow Truck Service• Community Race Series2x GTA$• Salvage Yard Daily Income• Salvage Yard Robbery Target Sale and Salvage ValueSalvage Yard Robbery Targets• The Podium Robbery: Invetero Coquette D10 (Top) with LS Pounders vanity plate (Claimable)• The Gangbanger Robbery: Vapid Dominator GT (Mid)• The Duggan Robbery: Karin Previon (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Finish first in any two races to be rewarded with the Dark Manor Racing Suit and GTA$100,000.Premium Race:• The Commute, locked to SportsHSW Time Trial:• East Vinewood to Vespucci BeachTime Trial:• Galileo ParkFIB Priority File:• The Black Box FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Lampadati Furore GT• Dewbauchee JB 700• Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio• Western Rat Bike• Karin 190zLuxury Autos:• Vapid FMJ MK V (in the new Water Like livery)• Übermacht Sentinel XS4Lucky Wheel:• Benefactor LM87Prize Ride:• Finish Top 5 in five Races in the LS Car Meet Series and you will be rewarded with the Benefactor Krieger.Premium Test Ride:• Weeny Issi RallyTest Rides:• Överflöd Pipistrello (Street Camo Right limited-time livery)• Grotti Itali RSX (Monochrome limited-time livery)• Bravado Banshee GTS
>>567249270Take full advantage of the latest discountsFREE:• LS Car Meet Membership• Horn Customization50% off:• HSW Performance Upgrades• LS Tuners Racing Suits• Turbo Tuning• Benny’s Conversion Upgrades• Blue and Yellow Tire Smoke Customization40% off:• Salvage Yard Properties• Salvage Yard Upgrades and Modifications• Eclipse Blvd Garage• Bravado Banshee GTS• Överflöd Pipistrello• Canis Castigator• Grotti Itali RSX• Lampadati Furore GT• Dewbauchee JB 700• Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio• Western Rat Bike• Karin 190z• Nagasaki Shotaro30% off:• Übermacht Rhinehart• Declasse Impaler SZ• Coil Brawler• Bravado Gauntlet Classic• Lampadati NovakGun Van Discounts:40% off for GTA+ Members:• Precision Rifle40% off:• Compact EMP Launcher
why does lester exist?
I'm doing my part.
>>567249460I don't get why we have so many middlemen when we should be doing everything for ourselves at this point.I don't hate the characters but it feels their existence is solely justified so rockstar can take part of the cut you make from the heist.
get yo tacos!
>>567252190But do you serve beer?
>>567253669your order of beer is being picked up.
>>567253669it has being dropped off at the front
>>567255024Nice
Let's get it
Anyone else have an OG car garage of cars they used to drive around a lot or liked back in the day? Still trying to draw the line for myself on where to exactly stop, maybe the heists dlc since that was the last one for the 360/ps3? or at least I think it was. Anyways here's my collection so far. Btw the Vapid Dominator is a really nice drive
>>567256789Fuck that is actually such a good build. Nice work with that
>>567257670Thank you thank you! It has such good customization I couldn't pass up the sale price this week
Saw someone doing boat deliveries solo in a public lobby, decided to push their 2 other boats up onto the beach.:^)
>>567260552devious
>>567260552>>567260807and due to the way GTA works, the timer for the boats to be destroyed didn't start until the player got back within a few hundred feet of the boats, and then a ~45 second timer begins, and if they don't go back in the water the sale mission ends.He was pretty dumb founded and just sat there for about 30-45 seconds and then the mission ended and he left the lobby with only 1 of 3 sold.
>>567260894
My LM87 build turned out absolutely hideous. Add in an annoying (free) horn loop, and there we are.
>>567265130I personally enjoy disgustingly over the top vehicle aesthetics in GTA.My character has over a hundred cars at half a dozen properties and still spends his time driving a taxi and delivering pizza, going a little crazy with the aesthetic fits the vibe.
>finally have all the businesses>can now grind for useless shit instead of useful shit
>>567249270>• Finish first in any two racesDo LSCM races count or has it to be done in OG races?
i'd like to post some pics. I've several clips saved but since it takes me around a literal hour to take one shot that in the end will look bland and boring, stops me
Woke up early and updated the site.https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/covers.html>>567283124But then you wouldn't be showing them online that you did, you really wanna disappoint xbox meme guy?
10 at 10
requested to join the crewperuggion
bump a rino
I played with someone who had this, it looks like an almost sparkly texture, and outside it was a pinkish chrom. I'm guessing this is a gta+ color?
I kind of fear what this game's send off is going to be.
>>567309041In the past, if I chased chrome with a crew color as a pay-n-spray, it would just end up being chrome. Think maybe the mansion garages are different enough that there is a sequence of paint that can get a kind of colored mirror effect. I'm not totally sure.
>>567310370Heat death with the servers online for a long time. The future of GTA5 Online is going to be like what RDR2 Online is now. Such a slow drip that you are never quite sure if it's alive or dead.
>>567310598In that case I'll have to toy with it.
>>567282715It should.
>>567286563sexxooo
>>567286563Noice
the issue with the mission creator is yall are doing too much3 hacks, escape insurgents, board a yacht with aimbots with boats 4 man deep that only spawn once you jump in the water etc.
>>567330840One of these days I need to try the creator. Not quite sure what could be done that doesn't already exist.
>>567331438I toyed around with it to see if you can get into cool interiors, and a lot of them are locked.
I have 3 mil from buying a salvage yard and grinding past few days heavy. What business do I buy next to keep this going? It seems like I make money back and have to immediately spend it to keep up. I’ve never done a heist they seem to complicated. I play completely solo so it seems easier to just grind whatever weekly bonuses there are. It’s absolutely insulting the payouts for associates to heists and missions without 2x or 3x payouts.
>>567334891Buy Kosatka w/ the the sparrow, run cayo perico every few hours for a $1mil+
>>567334891>>567335215actually buy the salvage yard and steal all 3 vehicles this week THEN buy subyou should make a profit
>>567334891I do solo MC business sales and have gone from $50-70M in the bank last year to over $250M in the bank now, and that includes having spent ~$80-100M in december for the mansions and police vehicles and shit.Cocaine, meth, weed, counterfeit cash, acid lab, nightclub. Especially when you add in the hands-on-carwash and smoke on the water for boosted weed/cash sales, and it's pretty easy to make money.If you learn the delivery routes for these sale missions you can mostly do them while watching youtube and movies like I do.
>>567334891I hate grinding so nowadays I only use the nightclub and special cargo. But if you are willing to grind, the hangar is very efficient. 50 crates of medical supplies sells for $4 million in a full lobby. You have to wait a few minutes between sourcing missions, but you can just leave the game afk during that while doing something else, and your nightclub will be accruing goods and money in the background. Or you can hire 3 associates and then each source mission will get you 4 crates at once.
>>567334891Here's a brief list of every business and grindable mission set in the game. It's a game, so, pick the ones that look fun:Free admission (no setup costs):>Most contact missions (Gerald, Lamar Davis, Ron, Martin, Simeon, etc.; indicated by a letter on the map)>Simeon's export requests (steal a car and deliver to docks; low payout)>Cluckin' Bell raid ('V' symbol on map; $500,000 base payout)>KnoWay Out missions ($500,000 base payout before bonuses)>Operation Paper Trail ('U' symbol on map; somewhat low payout)>Most time trials (weekly: $100,000/$250,000 HSW; daily $50,000: RC Bandito; Junk Energy bicycle - HSW races require owning an HSW vehicle)>Junk Energy skydives (variable payout)>LS Flight School (variable)>First and Last Dose missions ('R' on map to trigger the First Dose missions; free vehicles/first-time bonuses and moderate payout; also unlocks Fooligan contact missions)>Rockstar-created and community series activities, races, deathmatches, etc. (variable availability; can join through phone or menu or halos in the physical map)>Matchup activities (golf, arm-wrestling, shooting range, tennis, etc. - payout generally low; may count toward career progress for some purposes)>Daily collectibles (LS tags, shipwreck, undersea caches, stash house; animal photography) and special event collectibles >In-game jobs (taxi driver, pizza delivery, security truck driver, forklift operator, paperboy, firefighter - triggered by visiting the job site)>Random events (usually indicated by a blue or red dot; variable pay)>Multiplayer session events (business battles and other competitions; working as a CEO or MC club associate, etc.)>Sale of stolen vehicles to LS Customs (low payout)>One-time special bonuses or unlocks (revolver treasure hunt; Maude's bounties; LS slasher)>Store robberies and petty robbery of NPCs (robbing all convenience stores unlocks some tattoos; payout is otherwise extremely poor)
>>567341479>Music Locker membership (DJ missions; Cayo Perico intro): $150>Diamond Casino membership (Lucky Wheel; slots; horse races; card games): $500>LS Car Meet membership (races; prize rides; etc.): $50,000>HSW Races: $60,000 (via buying an Übermacht Sentinel XS and using the free upgrade to convert it to HSW)>High-end apartment (the five original heists - Fleeca, Prison Break, Humane Labs, Series A Funding, and the Pacific Standard Job): $200,000 >Motorcycle Clubhouse (motorcycle shop deliveries, club work, bar restock missions; ability to register as MC president; ability to use MC businesses): $200,000>Special Cargo Warehouse (cargo sourcing and delivery missions): $250,000 (PLUS the cost of an Executive Office)>Document Forgery Office (document forgery sourcing and sales): $650,000 (PLUS the cost of a Motorcycle Clubhouse)>Weed Farm (weed sourcing and sales): $715,000 (PLUS the cost of a Motorcycle Clubhouse)>Acid Lab (acid sales and sourcing missions): $750,000 >Counterfeit Cash Factory (counterfeit cash sourcing and sales): $845,000 (PLUS the cost of a Motorcycle Clubhouse)>Smoke on the Water (weed delivery; Mr. Faber work; money laundering missions): $850,000 (PLUS the cost of the Hands On Car Wash)>Higgins Helitours (helicopter tours; Mr. Faber work; money laundering missions): $900,000 (PLUS the cost of the Hands On Car Wash)>Methamphetamine Lab (meth sourcing and sales): $910,000 (PLUS the cost of a Motorcycle Clubhouse)>Cocaine Lockup (cocaine sourcing and sales): $975,000 (PLUS the cost of a Motorcycle Clubhouse)>Arena (Arena Wars series): $995,000>Executive Office (special cargo work; special vehicle work; ability to register as CEO): $1,000,000 >Hands On Car Wash (car wash, Mr. Faber work; money laundering missions; ability to buy other businesses): $1,000,000>Nightclub (nightclub popularity missions; warehouse sourcing missions; cargo sales; etc.): $1,080,000>Bunker (bunker cargo sales; weapons deliveries): $1,165,000
>>567341752>Hangar (air freight sourcing and delivery missions; ability to store aircraft): $1,200,000>Mobile Operations Center (mobile operations missions; ability to modify/upgrade certain weaponized vehicles): $1,225,000>Arcade (the Diamond Casino heist; various arcade games): $1,235,000>Facility (The Doomsday heist; special vehicle storage): $1,250,000>Terrorbyte (Terrorbyte client jobs): $1,375,000 (PLUS the cost of a Nightclub or Garment Factory)>McKenzie Field Hangar (Oscar Guzman Flies Again; Arms Trafficking missions): $1,475,000>Casino Penthouse (casino missions and work): $1,500,000 >Vehicle Cargo Warehouse: (vehicle cargo; special vehicle work): $1,500,000 >Salvage Yard (tow truck jobs; Salvage Yard robberies): $1,620,000 >Bail Office (bail bounties): $1,650,000 >Auto Shop (auto shop contracts; client vehicle work): $1,670,000>Celebrity Solutions Agency (Dre contract, payphone hits, agency contracts; Short Trips as host): $2,010,000>Kosatka (The Cayo Perico heist; Cayo treasure chests and buried stashes): $2,200,000 >Garment Factory (FIB Files): $2,350,000>Police vehicle (excluding the police boat - Vincent dispatch work): $2,980,000 (by purchasing the Declasse Park Ranger)>Avenger (San Andreas Mercenaries missions; LSA Operations jobs; weaponized vehicle modifications and upgrades): $3,450,000>Yacht (A Superyacht Life missions): $6,000,000 >Mansion ( Home Sweet Home mission): $11,500,000>VIP work special vehicle missions (Rocket Voltic - $3,830,400; Ruiner 2000 - $3,750,000; Ramp Buggy - $3,192,000; Phantom Wedge - $2,553,600; Blazer Aqua - $1,755,600; Technical Aqua - $1,489,600; Armored Boxville - $1,300,000; Wastelander - $658,350): $18,529,550 (PLUS the cost of a Vehicle Cargo Warehouse)That's most of the stuff in the game other than very minor or removed content.
>>567341479>>567341752>>567341871huh, I guess I never realized some people don't immediately buy every new property/business that releases.
>>567342037I have never bought the doomsday heist bunker because I couldn't be bothered doing that heist.
>>567342649Ha, I bought it AND never did the heist.
>>567339969>and special cargoNTA but what's up with cargo? I've never really done it
>>567339969Hangar sounds fun cuz I can just fly a helicopter from spot to spot. >>567335215>>567335909I’m about to finish the 3rd vehicle and I’ve been consistently sourcing tow vehicles too. Nice profit there plus I’ll do the hsw time trial. I really hesitate to get the kosatka since idk if I’ll just tap out on doing cayo. It looks complicated and I only play like an hour or two a night. Does it ever go on sale? I’ll end up buying it after I get that 50 car garage.
>>567350435With the sparrow once you're familiar with cayo solo you can do the whole set up and heist in about an hour or just over depnding on rng and familiarity. Just focus on loot at the air strip. Having a phantom wedge helps, the quickest vehicle set up involves stealing a boat and you can request it at your position. Otherwise you have to track down a semi tractor, Pavel sends you the location for a couple but they're all far out of the way. As far as I know there are no failure conditions to the setups other than gather intel(maybe if you lose/destroy the boat but that's never happened to me). You can die as many times as you want but it might just make it take longer. I'm not that good and I can consistently clear the heist itself in less than 14 minutes. Some guys can do it in half that with the right loot rng but I never bothered to get that into it. It's super easy once you memorize your path and get used to the guard timings. I can run through it once a day if I want having only an hour or 2 to play.
>>567352128Cayo has a handful of well-established methods for doing warpless runs quickly, in 35 to 40 minutes (job warping can make things even faster, but not everyone likes to do that stuff). A quick run would be something like: >Set spawn-point as submarine; start heist; fast-travel submarine to location nearest the Velum; fly to island>Land at airstrip; steal motorcycle from gate; use motorcycle to wheelie-jump past the gate and sneak to the tower; identify loot and change sessions>Submarine should spawn south of map; start Longfin mission; fly into town with Sparrow; land and call in Phantom Wedge; steal Longfin then blow up character to respawn without wanted stars>Deliver Longfin; change sessions. >Start weapons mission (aggressor loadout). Restart or use submarine missiles to blow up helicopter if given Merryweather mission>Once a non-Merryweather mission is obtained, fast-travel sub to Vespucci Beach and sail to the docks (not strictly necessary, but makes travel to missions faster)>Oppressor Mk II can be called out directly to docks if one is available; otherwise use Sparrow>Complete remaining setup missions>Start main heist; take loot from airstrip exclusively, and do this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWlqXkss0eA&t=22m40sDone.
>>567354859>use motorcycle to wheelie-jump past the gate
>>567286563I still need to hire patriotanon for a night
>>567356935i messed up the arrows but it's simple once you do it
>>567362580brother just ride though and check the shack for powdertf?
i talk to robots now dont iffs
>>567362865it's a slow general. but the entire site is slow now anyways.
>>567363081>but the entire site is slow now anyways.i know
>>567363167cherish the slow. it's a good thing.
>>567362865When things go slow, ya just gotta pick up the mantle. For a couple of threads it was basically just me and italoanon general. It's sometimes on life support, but it allows it to stay relatively cozy here at least. Cherish it while it lasts.By the way, Epsilanon, I have a fren looking for a Vectre with the limited time Xero Gas livery, would you happen to have one?
Some of these map letters can be kinda insulting :(
I kinda like these missions, but I don't think it makes any sense you get paid so low for selling the cars. They are painted as "super special limited edition" cars and pay less than what stock variants cost. They wouldn't have to pay the actual sell prices necessarilly, but I think it would make more sense, at least gameplay wise. You can only do 3 a week. I think it'd be prefferable and very things more in a game where cayo perico still mogs almost everything in pay. I also think that where the game is relatively scripted, higher pays can also remedy it enough to make the repetition not feel so bad. >>567365575lol
>>567352128>>567354859Yea this is insane amount of steps and spending for someone who has no special equipment and never run the heist before. I guess maybe it’s best to start with the heists that don’t take you to a completely different map. What’s the next best heist to grind
>>567367796Are these Savestras?
>>567309041This is the pink GTA+ chameleon color. "Pink Prismatic Pearl"
>>567265130Might just leave mine as it came from the casino.
>>567377358Yes. I pulled mine out from my eclipse garage and he happenned to have a deludemol savestra in his eclipse garage as well, so he pulled his out and we became savestra brethren, until an invade and persuade tank appeared from the blue.
>>567341871A few more I forgot:>Free:>Gang attacks (triggered by a red circle on the map; low-paying but high RP for newer players)>Out-of-game Rockstar promotions and bonuses (2-factor authentication bonus; Twitch stream watcher bonuses; etc.)>Variable status:>Daily and weekly challenges (bonuses for completing daily challenges several days in a row; may be free or required paid businesses)
>>567253669It's called cerveza
Almost every day my SMG ammo gets reset to 0, with one full clip, it's been like this for more than a month. Anyone else?
wheres trailer 3 motherfucker
>>567388262gta+ subscribers get early access to trailer 3
>>567388450lmao
>>567387493I lose my explosives around half the times I switch characters, which costs around $12,000 to refill. A slight annoyance that never seems to get fixed.
>>567388262They should troll everyone by releasing a fake trailer 3 which is a pastiche of scenes from the previous trailers glued together with some blatant AI segues and segments.
>>567391081extra fun if they also put the 'coming in 2025' at the end that is still in the videos they currently have posted.
>>567392519>Background song: Flock of Seagulls - I Ran So Far (from Vice City trailer 2)
>>567367547Cluckin Bell pays out $500k, takes a little less time than cayo with a good strategy, is more difficult than cayo bit costs nothing to run. The Contract. Buy the agency, do the contract, about 12 missions total for $1 million. Not a heist.Grinding heists+solo doesn't give you many options
Testing the plugin to remove ugly bullet wounds from my character's back.>>567359537We should talk.>>567365575I could really go for a smoke.>>567387493There's a video with a fix in the OP... or it would be if SOMEONE didn't FUCK IT UP! GOSH DARN IT.Check the last thread OP and its there.>>567260552You just saved some poor guy from a MC delivery, what a hero.>>567253852>who you arevs.>who you want to be
You can still see where it was, but it works well enough.
Trailer 3 was crazy, I'm glad it comes on physical for the collector's edition
>>567402217god I wanna eat pussy so bad
Sniping duels are such a faggy way for PVP in this game to boil down to. I hope 6 massively nerfs them and top meta is using cars and automatic weapons like it should be
>>567411480If anything they're going to add microtransactions to pop to male ot even faggier.
>>567249270>• Purchase any vehicle from Premium Deluxe Motorsport to be rewarded with the Rockstar Racing Suit (within 72 hours)>• Purchase any vehicle from Luxury Autos to be rewarded with the LS Customs Varsity Jacket (within 72 hours)I'm just going to go ahead and confirm for anyone that was waiting on this, that it does have to be at the in-person free-roam dealerships. The game websites don't count.
I like the besra. An armed version would have been cool.
>>567418664I like the planes, but we need a map 200x as large to actually get some use from these planes.
>>567418882Not necesarilly, but it would certainly make the game better suited for it. The least suited for it is the alkonost. Were the map bigger, they could balance them much differently.
Does having a sexy cover mean we need to also have a wholesome cover?
>>567421125I don't really understand the question.
I miss 2x nightclub...
>>567426893Wouldn't hurt for them to perma buff it.
>>567426986If only
>>567426986Yeah, with how long it takes to build up it hardly seems like that good of a payout. Maybe if you're in a full lobby but I'm not doing that shit so cheaters can wreck my shit for the lulz
I'm not big on the country music in this game but the game can be really comfy when this comes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdPBqVOX-fYI tolerated a long distance tow job for it.>>567428469In general I think passive stuff always should have paid more. Ideally the way businesses in general work would be entirely different and involve real competition, but as is I think the game should be designed to hold you over better just for sitting back and messing around with things unrelated to money. I don't think they pay very much on their own. >>567433631I actually get off on baiting griefers lol. Cheaters are WAY less common nowadays, I don't think I've seen one in a month or more. It feels like they come in waves and when they do they get smacked down again pretty quickly and I only encounter about 5 malicious ones (that I can tell) during those times, plus, if a cheater is what gets you on a sale you have an immediate excuse to submit a support ticket to rockstar. They'll reimburse you for your loss.
I like early mornings.
>>567421125Sure, we just need people to post wholesome pictures.
>>567440798
Was combing through my 8,500 and some (literally lmao) screenshots and I don't know if I ever posted this one. I think I did but I like it so I'm posting now.
>>567365532show your character's face, it looks like mine
>>567447569Tried to find a screenshot with a relatively blank expression. I graphics settings are different between some of my shots so there are slight differences. She used to be the one with the black hair (seen under booba Anon in this cover >>567286563 and here >>567372341 ), I changed her slightly and gave her blond hair.
>>567450016Before those iterations she used to have a really small chin. Her current iteration I think ended up looking like that of an Anon I called trollanon/bullyanon in these threads. I actually named one of my outfits trollanon because it reminded me of their character. Would that happen to have been you? lol.
One without glasses.
>>567450212that chin was ridiculous lmao, i get what you were trying to do but the slope makes it look so weird.
>>567453089Yep kek. She he had mandibular hypoplasia. It didn't occur to me just how extreme it was when I was occustomed to it but I always knew it looked kinda weird. It was just an element that I originally stuck with due to familiarity. It's how my character's face was when I made her on xbox and copied my stats to PC.
>>567453872It kinda reminded me of Roger Ebert. I guess I used to play as Rogher Shebert. Would have been a ludonarrative excuse for her being a mute, but now, she just has autism.
>>567453872>statsSliders, rather.
>>567450212>she used to have a really small chinLook, I had to take them from somewhere.
The Nokota is a wonder of the world, by the way. Why aren't YOU planemaxxing RIGHT NOW?>>567454747Not to worry, plenty of chin to go around!(took me a sec to get it, autism moment lol)
Desert storm went south
They have this giant mall taking up 40 percent of Rockford Hills and you cant fucking enter it
>>567462541ammunation, clothes stores, podium carfood court, real estate brokers, warstock storeit could be so cool
>>567463126if gtavi doesnt have an accessable mall with proper stores n shieet im gonna be very very cross with rockstar of david
Once I was so bored I filled a garage full of ambient NPC modded cars. I would take one, rig it with an ignition bomb and then leave it blocking the ls customs.I got the car bomb platinum medal this way and I'm kinda proud of it lol.
>>567471776That's hilarious and now I have to try it.
>>567471776
is it dlc season yet
>>567472128sewn.>inb4 source
>still have to grind for arena war stuffThe procession to coo coo. Bananas, perhaps.
>>567456573The desert is old news. The beach needs defense now. The castle cannot be taken by the enemy, and the platoon needs help with their sunblock.
>>567474968For the glory of Scotland. https://youtu.be/r69yscH_q4g
>>567474085source: trust me bro
>>567475594How do you make that oufit? You're Jillmogging me....
>>567475420Well, it's San Andreas, but sure, that's the spirt!
>>567475839hacks unfortunatelyrockstar hides 100+ regular t-shirts that have various colors that can't be obtained at the store. i presume they save them for special events so they can paste a logo on them
>>567476865Ah you're probably right. Oh well. Is it easy to do those hacks without getting banned? I wouldn't want to take a risk, but I just got a vectre from a guy that spawned it with mods, so I know it's possible. Probably not worth it post enhanced/battleye I imagine.
>>567477327everything ive experimented with was pre battleye, havent dabbled with it since
>>567478263Right. Given the relative infrequency of my encounters with modders, I wouldn't recommend trying it post battleye. It must be working pretty well. I don't know how bans work with it, but just know what you're doing lol.
The hind, my beloved.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPmLohXpNE
which version of san andreas is the best for modding?
>>567485652usually it's the first pc release
i sent a request to join pc crew months ago, but never got acceptedand now i can't find the crew
>>567485652This guy has a good tutorial on getting SA running.https://youtu.be/0hLCOjAf6zA
>>567487952umm did you read the op
10 ways to sell a car for $500k
>>567485652check dodi repacks, pretty sure he uploaded a version with samp and cleo already installed
If I join the crew will you guys beat me up?
>>567507365Only if you're into it.
best anti-oppressor car?
>>567514082any imani tech car
>>567514082Torador or deluxo probably
>>567516628>>567517836id give the edge to Imani tech because the average rocking horse rider is trash at freeaiming missiles
fucking FEDS
trailer 10
>>567528623>there's been no trailers so far because 3-9 were prototypes
>>567514082Get the free Virtue from the Drug Wars missions and put armor + wakanda tech on it
Guys before I fuck this up again. The Duggan car robbery: where do I aim the emp, last time the grill took like 5 times. Am I supposed to hit the bonnet? Windshield?
>>567534859I just lower the drone down to the road and hit as it gets close. Never had a problem with it.
>>567535490k ty
>>567534859desu its janky and feels like it intentionally doesn't register hits
>>567534859It am defo wonkylicious ttytt divine intellect not found.
>>567535490>>567538062Don't know why last time went so shit..
>>567523091what car is this?
>>567511794pls no bully
>>567542826modded taurus-based police interceptor, this one is similar to the NOOSE cars from gta IV
Anything on FiveM worth doing? I don't care for RP.
If GTA Online ever goes offline forever I want all the content from Online to be bought to singleplayer as a final update to the game. Let us have all the cars, all the guns, all the shirts, and do all the jobs, all the businesses, etc in singleplayer with our 3 lunatics.
Sometime before the T2 investor call..trvst the plqn...
>>567554638cease and desist
>>567554638>safeclearing for the rest of timea grim fate
fucks sake
I made a female character. That is all.
>>567566380Just kidding, she looks cool.
>>567384294Lovely Kei truck. I wish I had that livery
>>567574469Yeah I love the Kei truck
Nooo!!! My fully upgraded LM87 I already own, would only sell for about 12 thousand bucks. Why do I even spin?>>567574469The good news, that livery is unlocked for you. The not so good news, you have to convert it to drift to use the livery.
>>567471776I got mine by parking bomb cars outside of clothing stores and leaving them half-blocked so people think they're being smart by hopping in the car.
Rapid bampu so I have time to get some screenshots.
>>567440798Didn't know what screenshots to use for this but today the lord provided for me. I think these shots should fit. You'll have to forgive my typical screenshotism. I thought they looked nice. Might buy this manshie since having seen it, it's definitely the prettiest location of them all, very comfy.
I think there's a bit of noticable compression in the irfanview collages, so if you want I can post any individual image for a cover.
>>567249460why did you say to me
>>567599025*what
>>567566380She looks really good
No one plays fivem here?
>>567604239I'm interested in it, never got to touching it. Parly because my computer is in storage purgatory.
what's the shortest possible race to get the podium vehicle?
>>567514082Scramjet lets you Jump if the Opp is too high....
>>567610874Drag races for the LS prize ride. Drive the Pisswasser Dominator, the Cinquemila , or the Coquette D10, depending on the class of car in the race. "Git gud" at shifting. For today only, you can get a D10 for "free" by claiming it from your chop shop heists.Unless you are actually thinking of the casino podium, which can only be won by spinning the casino wheel.
>>567620971>CinquemilaThat is not a drag race car. The best tuner car for drag races is the Calico
>>567622454You're right. The names of these cars blend together. Started with a C.
If I'm doing a 100% run of LCS, is there a suggested order of doing everything like how in GTA3 it's advised to do taxi/ambulance/vigilante/firetruck and Turismo before killing Salvatore because otherwise any passengers or fires in Saint Marks is undoable or can I just do the main story and then do all the side stuff afterwards?
>no Realism Dispatch Enhanced for the enhanced editionThis sucks. And I remember OpenIV being a pain in the ass to get since the one on gta 5 mods was taken down or whatever.
>>567635991You can still get openiv from mirror downloads.There's also an alternative being developed
Alright here's the friendly/wholesome cover, I didn't know which picture of mine to add so I added 5 and I'll replace them as people post more.I think 3 is definitely not gonna be kept because of the lingerie bottom makes it look sultry.>>567604239Why does she look like a bimbo version of my character?>>567595613That's A LOT of pictures lol.>I think there's a bit of noticable compression in the irfanview collagesEh they look fine, especially if they're gonna get squished down to fit.
Do you guys hold onto your chips or trade em in?
>>567637724Why did the most important mod just disappear? The dev had a meltdown and deleted it?
>>567637758>Why does she look like a bimbo version of my character?I guess cause its still GTA and she's still a Sophia...You know maybe I should do some thinking before talking.
>>567604239How do modded servers work? Is it like gmod/css/cs 1.6 and your game automatically downloads and installs them upon joining?
>>567637819The room decoration and clothing shop in the casino require chips, so every day I buy 50k of chips. I could always sell them back for money if I had a real reason to, but converting from money to chips has limits that this method mitigates.
>>567282715I did the challenge today winning a street race and a drag race. Both counted
Curious if the ice cream business will return in GTA6.
>>567638117She's a Charlotte actually the prettiest girl
>>567638306 Fivem install the server mods automatically you just click and play
>>567638064from what I know it stopped being developed in 2022 and has been abandoned since. I guess the website went down at some point due to unpaid bills
People still play gta? Why?
>>567648648pic related>>567658649Green number go up.
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineMotor Madness Rewards (Available until May 27th)• Log in to be rewarded with the Rockstar Helmet• Purchase any vehicle from Premium Deluxe Motorsport to be rewarded with the Rockstar Racing Suit (within 72 hours)• Purchase any vehicle from Luxury Autos to be rewarded with the LS Customs Varsity Jacket (within 72 hours)• Purchase any vehicle featured in the LS Car Meet to be rewarded with the Blue Banshee Tee (within 72 hours)Bonuses:5x Rep• LS Car Meet Rep2x GTA$ & RP• Auto Shop Robbery Contract Finales• LS Car Meet Series• Junk Energy Time Trials (4X for GTA+ Members)• RC Time Trials• Hotring RacesSalvage Yard Robbery Targets• The Gangbanger Robbery: Obey Omnis with LS Car Meet vanity plate (Claimable)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Grotti Turismo Omaggio• The McTony Robbery: Vapid HustlerWeekly Challenge:• Win two LS Car Meet Races to be rewarded the Bright Manor Racing Suit & $100,000Premium Race:• Criminal Records, locked to SuperHSW Time Trial:• Del Perro Beach to Murietta HeightsTime Trial:• Stab CityFIB Priority File:• The Brute Force FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Lampadati Felon GT• Western Rat Bike• Declasse Lifeguar• Dewbauchee Rapid GT• Överflöd Entity XFLuxury Autos:• Progen Luiva• Shitzu KeitoraLucky Wheel:• Ocelot R88Prize Ride:• Finish Top 3 in three Races in the LS Car Meet Series and you will be rewarded with the Ocelot VirtuePremium Test Ride:• Übermacht NiobeTest Rides:• Emperor Vectre in the Xero 29 limited-time livery• Übermacht Cypher (Sports) in the Negative Speed Demon limited-time livery• Bravado Banshee GTS
>>567660160Take full advantage of the latest discountsFREE:• LS Car Meet Membership• Horn Customization50% off:• LS Tuners Racing Suits• HSW Performance Upgrades• Benny’s Conversion Upgrades• Turbo Tuning• Blue and Yellow Tire Smoke Customization40% off:• Auto Shops• Auto Shop Upgrades and Modifications• Garages (Small, Medium, Large)• Bravado Banshee GTS• Emperor Vectre• Übermacht Cypher• Enus Paragon R• Lampadati Felon GT• Declasse Lifeguard• Nagasaki Hot Rod Blazer• Dewbauchee Rapid GT• Överflöd Entity XF30% off:• RC Bandito• HVY Chernobog• Pegassi Torero• Vapid Desert Raid• DashoundGun Van Discounts:30% off for GTA+ Members:• Combat Shotgun50% off:• Railgun
>>567660160Not gonna lie that kinda suxx. When was the last truly banger week we got in this game?
>>567660160>Bonuses:>5x Rep>• LS Car Meet RepRev up those AFK machines cause we getting levels.
>>567660752Will still chime in though. It's not like I'm THAT pressed for cash.
>>567660313>HVY ChernobogActually fun to have in your arsenal albeit a bit of an albatross. It can mix things up if you have people dogfighting in a lobby.
yo niggers what do we think of this? i playing it rn and personally its pretty cool, hope they finish it
>mfw I see the general on page 10>>567647685I don't think I ever noticed that ad before.
>>567678817Is this the mod that someone posted a video of last thread?I haven't tried but I think it might be 20 years too late, when I play the old GTAs I do the story and that's it, I don't really enjoy driving around aimlessly around a city anymore.
>>567678828The place also has some billboards down near the beach houses.
>>567580503>that livery is unlocked for youOh?>you have to convert it to drift to use the liveryOh...
10 reasons to keep the thread alive
Bought another rancher. Dunno if I really like what I did with it but color wise I seemed to have ended up with something that reminded me of tamamo cross from umamusume.
UnbotheredMoisturizedIn my laneHydrated Flourishing
how does rockstar make sure that gta 6 online continues making 400 milly a year?
We make the magic happen.
>>567698446>that sandking>pic rel>>567710957kek>>567714171by doing exactly what they're doing with GTO but 2030 graphix + new map>shrimple as that
10 exciting discounts this week in gtao
Paige 10
>>567717436>that sandking>pic relYeah, the cunt swerved to avoid a cow and rammed into me instead.So I shot out their tires and followed them for a few minutes while occasionally pointing my gun at them so they panic and drive more erratically.
Never messed with Benny or Hao stuff, might this weekend if I have time. Think I'll get the Banshee GTS cause it's on sale. Have a Bucaneer I got from the wheel and a yosimite.
>>567733504>yosimiteget the rancher conversion at bennys. its amazing
>>567703321Cute, reminds me of my Visione.
>>567714171Add new content that costs a lot of money and slightly breaks the game
>>567741708uohh
10 meters to implosion
gonna be farming for car meet rep all week
I love my bnuuy memehicle.
>>567766016If you build an outfit out of the clothing that they sell inside the meet, you can get extra rep during the times you are in there.
You know the real reason they panned the resell of cars in GTA5 Online, is so you get used to the new normal that will exist in GTA6 Online.
>>567762728>>567766262Wow, atmosphere is a bit heavy today, huh?>>567770171They just gave up on fighting dupers, no need to infer maliciousness into it.I don't know why they didn't just flag accounts that sold a bunch of expensive cars, it's not common behaviour if you flag an innocent person you can easily tell the difference between dupers and real players.
I bring some fresh pics
>>567779168
>>567779397
>>567771837>Wow, atmosphere is a bit heavy today, huh?Yes, bnuuy was a bit.... sluggish, definitely muggy for my liking haha.
>>567766016>login today>buy all HSW racing outfits>jump from 398 to 402Nice, only 600 levels to go.I don't think I'm gonna AFK to get levels, but god damn if this 5x isn't tempting...
>>567762728>>567766262>>567780743I really like those underwater plane pics, they are a certain vibe and have an eerie feeling to it
>>567782941
>>567782941Definitely. Speaking of which there's a lot of detail underwater in this game, but it's not utilized for a whole lot of content. I guess, that's sort of analigous to the real life sea lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e_lx1Y_5xchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27EK74UqgYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-jtcRgjQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0P1JsMTWc0
>>567784283the water physics suck imo diving just feels like a chore but yeah there's lots of detail down there to check out
>>567784832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9579XgUUds
>>567785215GITS also always has the most banger music.https://youtu.be/TWp_pVtLsXI?&t=3351 (best appreciated if you've heard other tracks from the game, as it has a motif the plays at other points, not the best game ever, but spirited)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79w0T1jmgoQ
Does the car meet clothing boost your experience for things like jobs or fixing cars
>>567792259I just can't tell??? Doesn't seem to be the case. Wearing full shoes and shirt and hat for this delivery.
Should we find it suspicious that the clothing sales gal at the meet doesn't wear any of her wares? Is this fabric going to leave a rash or something?
Nice a car everyone already got for free
>>567796312With a livery that was unlocked by default.
>>567796312they need to make the slamtruck a prizeride if only because theres a non zero chance it bricks the game for the week
The three worst contracts, no thanks
>>567800180I'd laugh if they did.
>>567801406https://youtu.be/GIQeSMqBfoo?&t=45
>>567800180I'm assuming you mean the Lost Slamvan
>>567801747noi want to see slamtruck on slamtruck action
>>567801908Lewd, this is a family website
>>567801406You can start one, leave the auto shop and call sessanta to cancel to reroll the missions.
>>567801908Ah gotcha
It's hot girl summer and I need a red convertible. The only convertible car I own is a Vigero ZX I need another one. Any recommendations?
>>567807985Coquette D1 is made of sex.
>>567808443It does. I can picture it now red primary white secondary
>>567807985Comet S2 convertible
>>567807985>convertible carI just wanna say that I hate how there are barely any hardtop convertibles.
>>567820781Nice
>>567808443But anon, it's hideous
>>567834830that's the D10 not the D1
Damn. The drift yosimite kinda sucks to drive.
>>567838767Hold up I take this shit back. I'm driving it in the LS car meet testing track right now and its a lot of fun now that I added the drift tuning
>>567825596I can only think of two off the top of my head. The Sentinel and the Carbonizzare
>>567807985If by convertible you mean open top then the Banshee is the way to go.If not, then get the RT300 and the Comet.>>567785215>>567784832>>567784490Nice, they look like loading screens.>>567780164"YOU GOT THE WRONG QUADRUPLETS!"
>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICKI never watched The Boys, I don't know what the big deal is...
>>567850398thank you>>567851552pic related
>>567852847Classic.Wish I had saved the HakuchouAnon version of it lmao.
>>567853467definitely a classic
very comfny thread but why do all the posted chars look like troons?>>567566380this one looks very good tho
>>567861065because r* is lazy and the models share a skeleton
did you preorder
>>567868708Nope. PC or nothing.
>>567861065>very comfy thread>immediately makes it uncomfytroglodyte behaviour
When you play GTA5, do you still miss some of the stuff that was easy to do win GTA-SA? Was realism a mistake?
>>567870619too much realism can absolutely remove the fun out of games, especially when it's realism for the sake of realism
>>567870805
>>567801908W-What?!
I'm hoping GTA6 has a puffco ripoff brand, maybe boofco or something. 2020+ is all about e-rigs, if we just get more bongs/joints to smoke for GTA6 it'll be kinda lame.
>>567813271I might have to sell mine to make room in a garage. Gonna be a bit sad if it comes to that.
>>567870805It's what I fear about 6
>>567868708we going ps5 or Xbox?
>>567883632Neither.I refused to buy a PS5 for GT7 and i'll refuse to buy one for GTA6 too.
>>567870619Not really, I think GTA 5 has the right amount of realism, I think RDR2 is where we start getting into the unfun realism territory.On RDR2 looting enemies is very realisitc, Arthur goes thru pockets, flips enemies that died face down, etc... All that makes the game more realistic but makes looting a chore. Going to RDRO and looting is back to a simple "crouch down, reach down to the body but not really aiming anywhere, get up" makes the game more enjoyable.
>>567883782darn gt7 is all im playing on the ps5 atm
>>567884067The one thing I hate, is the 2 weapon limit off a horse sand from what I hear, that's gonna be the case for GTAVI as well.
>>567884787You make that sound like they are going to force us to use a specific designated car. That would suck GTA is literally built on the premise of being able to swap into whatever car you see whenever you want to.
>>567884787Maybe its 10 years of wrestling with a retarded weapon wheel, but I wouldn't mind a weapon limit.
>>567888389I get there's such a thing as too much, but I think there's an argument for a middle ground. Maybe 1 of four specific types of weapons.
>>567888389If weapons can be picked up off the ground freely, I wouldn't mind just dropping guns to abandon them. I don't need to be a gun collector.
>>567883632Waiting for PC
>>567882580>see post>remember I forgot to put a pink crew color on mine to make it look like the barbie car>open new tab in firefox>literally the first news story displayedThe synchronicities are rather, extreme....
>>567903121The AI has fully learned your ways. You're being replaced.
I moved from Legacy to Enhanced (on pc) on day 1.Not bad progress in ~14 months.
>>567903517
>>567854683Whatcha doing on the table? Nice pose btw.>>567870805Oh I like the red lace with the fishnets.>>567868708>>567869218Same, I did pre-order GTA5 and RDR2 on PC, patience I have to spare.>>567903517That's quite a lot of levels for 1 year, damn.
>>567903121I got this video too.
>>567903867>That's quite a lot of levels for 1 year, damn.Yeah I work from home since COVID and have gotten into the habit of grinding while not busy at work.I just do a few MC/bunker/acid lab sales
>>567903248I've had weirder things happen, things that would make some question the nature of reality.
>>567903867thanks I quickly edited the color earlier, it's a tad too saturated imo, will fix it later but probably forget about it>>567903867>>567904081>>567904269I have absolutely no idea which animation that is, it's been a hot minute since I used the normal animations. Nice pics with the angel wings, wish they were an actual prop or clothing item tho>>567884067I fully expect it to be something like that for 6 too. The singleplayer being realistic for the sake of being realistic and online rapidly throwing the realism out again once rockstar realizes people don't want that stuff and it hurts their bottom line.
>>567907512I think its the docking emote? Maybe Thumbs on ears? Not 100% sure.I did notice the 2018 on the filename I figured it was an old ass image.>Nice pics with the angel wings, wish they were an actual prop or clothing item thoThat would be great then I could cosplay as a Victoria Secret model.
>>567912208maybe next game with better lingerie too
Going away for this Memorial Day weekend. That's gonna be 3 days I miss of grinding car meet rec. I just want to be done with it. I only want to get to lvl 700 I'm at 657.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=488l9z_jaJI
>Game would rather crash than let me finish a heist.
>>567915306Enjoy your weekend anon.
I've now barbiemaxxed my D1. People seemed to want to attack me for barbiemaxxing lol.Reminder, by the way (though I imagine everyone here already knows) that rotating the camera changes the direction of the lighting on your character. I rotated for this one then just flipped the exif data and it looked a bit better.
>>567928981For comparison, this one wasn't rotated.
>>567929183Now that I see them together maybe the non rotated one was better, but nevertheless, you can see if makes a difference.
>>567928981I never knew that
>>567921330I'm just gonna say, I haven't had the game crash in months for me, but i also never do heists.
Aren’t you guys nervous?
I started playing Online last year and got myself a nightclub, agency, bunker, facility and grinded cayo and dr dre until I got myself a mansion.Now I want to see what's like to be back in 2013 and progress through the game legit so I threw away all my money except like 6k in my bank and I'll do all the contact missions and buy/do the rest of the businesses in order of release to experience an authentic career criminal playthrough. Did the first few release Lamar contact mission and I bought myself the shittest low end appartment and a Dominator.
>only completed 5 UD contracts since the event started>lscm level gone from like 5 to 50Jesus
>>567947290Of what?
>>567953619sadly it's an exponential curve so the level ups will slow down significantly
>shift tab to open the steam browser>you have been kicked by battleeye>alt tab to open the firefox browser>you have been kicked by battleeyeFuck off
>>567964621lma this cant be real
>>567928981Yeah I posted this a while back, this is why most of my screenshots are sideways.
>>567912849>>567907512Out of all the modding things, being able to move the wings is easily what I'm most jealous of.Both spots they can be placed are so ass... inside the bathroom the jacuzzi makes the floor too high up for a good picture and in the ballroom there's a million props that get in the way.
>>567967897you can basically just spawn in the prop with menyoo buuuuuuuuut the strings are part of the model so you have to edit them out later or you edit the model in blender and import it back into gta
wasted
>>567921330>>567938546The only problem I've been getting a lot recently is not being able to collect from the nightclub safe. I never get "transaction pending" but it actually is pending. Got softlocked modding a customer car yesterday, it wouldn't confirm the mods because the transaction was still pending like a half hour later
>>567967442I initially learned it from (You), in fact.
>>567991709
Wine bump.
>>567970024Editing the lines would be easy, this is me testing that context aware plugin, it looks a bit janky but the garter straps are way thicker and I didn't try to clean up, I think just blurring would do the trick to make it look seamless.
>>568007880I am more of a whisky girl
>>567998203harhar>>568016549Would you be up for that casino heist today? Sorry to keep you waiting btw, Italoanon hasn't been on as much. I'd have to ask him if he wants to. He might be sleeping, as we are brethren in insomnia.
>>568021504barely awake as it is, so sadly not today
>>568021992All good. Any time you like is fine. Last we played he said you messaged him and I don't know if he got back to you so I thought I should ask.
>>568022292yeah he said he was pretty busy and away from gta
>>568022557sorry guys, i've been haggling CKIII, Zomboid and now STALKER Anomaly Coop with a local friend.
Not sure why a cop car needs hydraulics, but figured giving it a pimp tint would be the right move.
>>568027297No prob Anon. I plan to get my storage purgation dealt with soon so I can maybe join you in something else. gta has monopolized my gaming due to storage lol.
>>568030345
>>568030345Wait you can give hydraulics to the police faction?
>>568034820I was able to, so I assume so.
I've got 5000 rp 3 times this week and a t shirt
>>568037287>and all I got was this lousy t shirt
>>568037389Kek, I never even looked at it, diamond something or other
>people said the trailer was going to drop this weekl m a o
Damn I really need to get that 50 car garage.
>>568049471Really disappointed after I saw garages on sale this week and that wasn't one of them. Yay, saved $35k on a 10 car.
>>568044391It would be pretty funny if they had a shirt like that in the game lol, which makes me wonder if there isn't one...
>>568050668lel. Has it ever gone on sale anyways?
>>568052697Yeah plenty of times
>>568053231Damn. Almost wanna wait till next reset to see but im too lazy, im just gonna buy it asap
>>568054375It's honestly not even that big of a savings. It's one thing for properties that have upgrades that are also discounted but you're losing out on like an hours worth of money by not waiting.
>>568055590Oh. Good for me then lol
Bumpsa
If anyone is still struggling with the npc stealing your car in union depository jobAfter you grab the gold and head to the elevator, there’s a guard stuck in the elevator. Before you get on, take him out and it seems to resolve it. Also resolves two random cops spawning behind you right after you start fighting in the garage
>>568068834The auto shop job? I never had someone steal the getaway car but I always shoot the elevator guard.
>>568071031Yeah try it out. Don’t shoot him and then an npc will steal the car
Is a nightclub worth all the money and hassle? I want to get an oppressor but would need the night club then terror byte
>>568068834Why are you using your getaway car and not taking a cop car and going to grab the police helicopter at the vinewood station?
>>568078803nta but i think it's a bit quicker to take the getaway car straight to the drop off and use the diversion ability to lose the cops on the way
>>568078803NTA but whenever I try the doors always seem to be locked. Do I have to catch them being open in order to hop in?
>>568081193There's one unlocked at the left exit when you come out guarded by a couple of cops. You'll want to be quick grabbing it though since a bunch more will run for you when you get near it
>>568081354Fuuggg. Alright, thanks for that.
>>568073594The nightclub is hands down the best business in the game if you have a coke, cargo, bunker, counterfeit cash and meth business
6 better let us wear fucking capes
GTA 6 Online should let us give our female characters BBLs and boob implants.This is MIAMI after all.
>>568083252>game lets you adjust character height and weight>the tryhards all play as auschwitz mode midgets for the smallest hitbox>the real niggas make their characters landwhalesYeah, I'm thinking kino
>>568084439>shooting a bimbo's bolt ons will result in no damage since it's just a plastic shield for her chest and assNew meta dropped
>50 car garage doesnt take up a property slotCool.
>>568052697two weeks ago
>wait for sessanta to contact you
weather's so fucking hot, I wish for some rain
>>568093462Too many missions like this desuI'd be fine if it wasn't seemingly arbitrary.
>>567249460to remove my wanted level whenever i see a NNNNIIIGGGGEEEERRRRRRR on the streets and i need to bat the shit out of it
So... anyone else open a full Agency safe to a go postal crate?>>568093592>get's hot AND humid
>>568104118Results did not duplicate on my end, but if your office decorations are different, maybe that would be why the same result didn't happen. Maybe some object is being swapped? Or maybe it's because my safe wasn't full yet. This reminds me of way back when there was a bug in the motorcycle shop delivery cut-scenes, that would replace the motorcycle with a Hermes.
Why did Rockstar remove so many contact missions from GTA Online? Some of those looked fun.
>>568107902Maybe they just want people to have a fomo attitude on the occasions that the missions do appear, like the McRib.
The donut man came to take revenge.... Unfortunately for him, he was of a very one track mind.>>568107726I think something was being swapped. It was in a friend session so no modder could have done it. I noticed as I walked to my safe something kept clipping out of it. It was full for a while so I opened it to grab my money and it flew out and blocked my money, though I was able to push it out of the way. It almost seemed like a little joke, as if it was an easteregg, like I got so rich they needed to swich to crates, but it was too bugged out for that to make sense. Cayo Perico bleeding through maybe? lol
>>568108459I know that some of the safes in the game will have junk in them other than money. I never noticed what other stuff might show up in the agency safe. Maybe some random object will be there sometimes, and one of those objects has been replaced with a crate?
>>568108459Flashback to the donut man....
>>568108459A thought... Have you completed finding all those hidden LD organics drops on the map? Maybe if you did, one of those are supposed to be in the safe? I never got around to that quest, so I don't know. But it could end up being the bugged item maybe.
>>568108907I'd have to check. I did pick up one in that last session, though I don't know if it was the final.
>>568078803Sounds like more work than just going through with the actual getaway car
Running animation but looked like a pose.
My game is acting all kinds of strange right now. When I load into story mode, Franklin doesn't have a door anymore.
>>568114560The struggle is real
>>568115320Keepin' it real is a struggle
>>568081771You have to have all of them?
>>568121135The nightclub will produce product to sell, by linking to between 1 and 5 MC businesses. Any will do, but some products pay better than others. You don't have to restock anything, the product generates from thin air.
>>568122478Very appealing! So what’s the most worthwhile business to link? I just got the free counterfeit office set up. No upgrades yet but I don’t have the nightclub either so I’m not in a rush
>>568125363Cargo (warehouses) > Weapons (bunker) > Coke (MC) > Meth (MC) > Fake cash (MC) > Weed (MC) >>>>> nothing >>>>>>>>>>> Forged documents (MC)
>>568128830Awesome thank you. I’ll get the night club when I’m back online. Think I’ll buy the one next to the convenient store in north vine wood
>>568125363free counterfeiting office?
>>568139097Yeah I logged into my motorcycle club first time and there was a free counterfeit office on there I could buy
I forget how long does it take for auto shop missions to rotate?
>>568149713Without playing I'm not sure but you can always start one, leave the shop and call sessanta to cancel which changes them unless they patched that out
>>568149713Once you complete the union depository it takes an hour and then you get a notification saying the job board has been updated. Then if you don’t see it there you can do the accept job cancel by calling that idiot method. God I hate their voices
had a spill
>>568158795
>>568158963>>568158795This is why you shouldn't fill your pockets with ketchup packets.
>>568163102But how else am I supposed to ensure I have sauce for my nugs?
That's funny, just wanted this livery. I already got it from someone, but thanks resident rockstar Anon, whoever you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db59Vcz-Kmk
>>568154798>God I hate their voicesDudes character is like blaxplotation Austin powers
>>568167496Bro its caricature turned up to 11. My head canon is that they pick people from places like acting school so they pay them the lowest amount and just have them voice the characters. At least for the chick. Its basically a 4chan greentext
>>568167841Yeah, somehow the not juggalos are less obnoxious.
>>568167841I just wonder why they picked him of all the real world people to put in the game. He's negative charisma. Maybe part of his agreement to be in the game as a dj included being in the game and he was too cheap to pass up.
Been grinding cars this weekend so much I've barely driven them
>>568154798>God I hate their voicesI actually don't mind Sessanta. KDJ is annoying as fuck though
>>568183324Different anon but I don't even hate her voice, her lines are just stupid. The writing is bad. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if most if it was improvised on the spot and they only did a couple takes. Or they recorded it separately and had no idea what the other one was going to say. They're just so awkward together.
>>568188113Tests.
it's amazing how consistently counter-productive using sirens is in this game
>>568193754In the Mafia trilogy you can press the horn and cars move out of the way, GTA was too busy adding funny NPC lines to make the horn useful.
>>568109419Cute, shame facial animations don't play for other players.
We finna finnese this bank roberry sheit
the face of someone who will get trapped on a roof again >>568211361are you available as a secretary?
>>568211361>shame facial animations don't play for other players.I was wondering if that was related to which facial expression you had selected in the menu or if it was just normal. I take it this passes into actual gameplay and not just recordings? Weird if so, given the purposes of emotes are primarilly to make your character do something for other players.
>>568218886live gtao gameplay picture
I'm watching/listening to YouTube videos while doing auto shop contracts and the calls with Sessanta and KDJ during the finales are so annoying
Summer update when?They usually start teasing something around this time of the year
>>568229646>Summer update when?anon....
>>568229646>>568236549It'll be funny when they don't do one, or whatever they do is completely phoned in /barely an update then 6 doesn't come out til March.
>>568229646It's always winter somewhere.
>>568240891will be even more funny if they fuck up gtao 2 by instantly going to the 2 updates a year schedule like they did with rdo
>>568218886Depends on the air conditioning.>>568229646Finally the beach update two.
>anons talking like VI is right behind the cornerLm@ooL
>>568251990as long you can type, ac can be arranged
Added airport cops to my game
>>568255421RDE?
>>568255421Cool!
>>568255640>Airtport has its own police departmentDo Americans really? Do gas stations come with their own PDs?
>>568255608yess, rde lite so I can set up and add stuff to my liking
Airport swat>>568255767Even schools and universities have their own police lol
It's over
>>568257058that sadler brings to mind sadness>13 years later >there still are blacklisted mods on OG vehicles
>>568265914Really? such as?
>remember getting griefed by a hacker in a 360 lobby over 10 years ago>in my cousins car, getting chased, trying to get back to his apartment garage>round the corner>There's a fucking shipping container blocking the doorStill makes me laugh, what a fucker
>>568254118I can do a lot more than type, I can send emails, receive emails, delete emails... I could go on...>>568269363I think the funniest hacker thing that happened to me was a cheater tried to kill me and failed miserably and I taunted him on text chat and then a gigantic barrage of jets came crashing down on me.
>>568264421Did you merge two logos together? lol it works nicely together.
The nightclub takes forever to generate products even with the upgrades. Am I doing something wrong?
>>568051290Maybe they'll give us one for one of the final major updates. Got a jersey yesterday and another t shirt today
Are you guys ready?
>>568274269That's just the way it is, you can get more product by doing business battles in lobbies with other players or you can call yohan for a mission, but they're both not worth it.You're gonna get 1 supply which is like 20k, just go do anything else and you'll get more money for your time.
>>568277527Should I keep my businesses supplied by other means or just let them do their thing by sourcing from the nightclub?
>>568280337No need to, all the nightclub cares about is that they aren't shutdown.
>>568281793Right but if the night club is super slow I should be keeping them supplied so I can keep making money, no? Maybe it’s simpler to let it run in the background and just sell everything once it’s ready. Just seems like it makes more money selling directly from the business rather than the club
So Rockstar definitely isn't going to release trailer 3 until at least late July/early August right? They wouldn't want to share the spotlight or be overshadowed by the world cup
>>568270930I guess you can call it that. The "Vapid" shirt's texture seems to be baked in, and the heart is a movable logo, so they kinda stacked. A bit of a pity that the results can't be saved in an outfit slot. Or at least i don't know a work around to force it.
>>568285571I don't think that matters really, the very, very, very small amount of Americans that care about soccer probably despise GTA, Brazilians are still playing San Andreas and Europe doesn't actually exist.
>>568282713Well yeah, if you wanna make more money you sell more stuff, just be careful not to burn yourself out with boring ass MC sales... I'd definitely skip planes sales.
midnight bump before going to bed
>>568270225you are already overqualified with that email handling
Why can't you asshole be on time for once, eh?
Why does this asshole keep calling me a fool?
here merryweather goes again
>>568316796
>>568266962>body parts (bumpers, spoilers, ...)>accessories (fog lights, bullbars, side steps, ...)>interior amenities (cup holders, air freshner, ...)cars like sadler, stratum, patriot, rancher, bobcat and so on quickly come to mind
>>568304364How are the hours? I still have my USO, Stripper and CEO jobs, today's economy is no joke...>>568317243I know Trevor, I know.
>>568315671Sometimes I miss Cayo... just like sometimes I miss payphone jobs.
>Start day with a bit off the ol' robbery.>Nab gold and begin egress.>Call in pair of busty hench wenches, so I can leave in their ride instead of walking back for mine. >Swat with the predictable rapid-fire-big, mows down a wench.>I leave with the surviving wench riding shotgun.>Lose cops and make leisurely ride toward customer.>Slow down to laze across final bridge.>Someone rear-ends car... The fuck?!?! It's the cops?>I don't have a wanted level... oh... my surviving busty hench wench has a wanted level.>Go ahead and finish delivery while cops are still agro.
10 new vehicles coming to gtao
Which one of you faggots is going around the site and posting the May 26 release date bait?
>>568342120apparently a couple of new bikes. Biker mice should be happy, it's been a while since the last bike
now that i think about it, it could be about the cop variants of existing bikes (the bati and a few more). Thus no, not really anything new
>Always tell myself I don't like motorcycles.>Tell myself they're only good for crashing and death.>Somehow manage to amass 30 of them.
>>568347352it's simple: >you're right about bikes being death traps>you like to collect stuffs>some bikes looks pretty good despite being useless into current GTAO environment
>>568329136hours? relaxedpay? survivable>>568330173nsfw pic right there, you better get some appropriate shoes for climbing ladders>>568346742some new sports bikes would be nice and hopefully with actual customization and not just part but secondary color or carbon
>>568347089yumm more 4 million dollar reworks
so what exactly is/was this auto shop glitch
>>568351743A good glitch, or a bad glitch? I know it had a glitch in which the first customer slot will never populate with a new customer. I don't know what causes it, but sometimes going to the chop shop and selling whatever is in the first slot there, might clear the autoshop glitch. The same bug can happen at the motorcycle repair, and the fix used to be selling whatever is stored in the second parking spot of the chop shop.
>>568346623Were too busy grinding union depository to even post in our own thread let alone the rest of the site
>>568363350I hate the dialog so much, I can't even complete one of those heists anymore
>>568367609I don't know what you're talking about.>Yeah here we go, let me get k in in here>oooh i been waiting on this call babby>Yeah baby>this my shit, the motherfuckin union suppository, this is the motherfuckin big leagues>Yeah as long as our motherfucking dumbass bitchass "ASSOCIATE" don't fuck it up for us>Yeah creepy ass retarded motherfucker with his non talking ass>....>...>why so serious bitch>don't get me flustered knee grow, this my motherfuckin job if you get me flustered I'm finna fuck your brains>or goddam you piece if shit special Ed mother fucker get that gold up here before this bitch give me one more motherfucking thing to think about>MMHHHMMMM>*get shot at*>AYY MOTHER FUCKER YOUR STUPID ASS BETTER NOT BE GETTING NO BLOOD ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN GOLDI think it's rather compelling
>>568348046you on?
>>568374920can be for like an hour
>>568375837you want to do the casino heist?
>>568376945up to you, I don't really need the money, I am just bumming around currently
Why does Lester have so many fucking missions that need 2 players. I'm talking about the basic bitch first day content, not heists, businesses, dlc.
>>568378837That's usually earlier content that was developed.Most later content was developed with solo players in mind with a few exceptions.
>>568377134I got stuck inside the videogame
>>568383558gtao momentI am off for now tho, thanks for having me
>>568383901Happy to finally get to play with you anon
>>568383970I feel way overdressed in thatobligatory there I am Garyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtFb95n0yLQ
>>568384207Ran out of recording space so I couldn't get the any emote screenshots unfortunately lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjXjXqfh_jA
>>568384887I recorded some, will look through it tomorrowalso I nearly got annihilated while exiting the bus, that animation is so long and I got some many bullets in me because of it
>>568385203I shouldn't have shot that SWAT
>>568385203Yeah lol. I was getting a bit skeptical of whether or not it was a good idea for me to grab the station wagon, but I figured it'd be just quick enough. The bus felt risky to me for the speed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhq16gsiiY
>>568386194I got muted, then unmuted then muted again over another discord slight
>>568388320Fucking Clifford....
>Grand Theft Auto General>GTA V: OnlineWho's playing something besides that?
>>568395535I was playing RDR1 but I kinda dropped it... I need to get back into it. I also tried playing gta 4 like 4 times and I keep getting bored whenever I hit the 3rd island. I think I'll just give up on that game and try the DLCs.>>568348046This is the most SFW version of the outfit I got, when a friend complained about my lack of pants. lol
>>568397138The killing is way more front loaded in the DLCs
Hi I need help. I need someone to run GTA V, press "home" on keyboard, when Rockstar app opens go "Add a Friend" search the username KripticL, click on profile and tell me when was that account created. (with a Screenshot) You'd be doing me a huge favor.
>>568401995no
>>568401995
>>568406859thank you so much
>>568395535I need to fire that up again on PC. I really like TLAD, it's not THE best of gta in my opinion, but it's not something you'd see made today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZ7QerXE2k>>568397138When I replayed RDR1 I think my mistake was the same as what people make with the second game. I treated it like a checklist, and just bee lined from mission to mission and so I didn't really appreciate it, I didn't try to "have fun" with it, which I think is a bit of a mistake for any rockstar game.
>>568330173>>568397138They release this outfit every 4th of July right? I need it nau.... I'm going to weep if I don't get it.......
Just finished my Blaxploitation movie
>>568385451tbf they were shooting at us>>568388320it was the first thing I saw with more than 2 seats, I didn't even see the wagon>>568397138the pants just look wrong on that outfit
bump
>>568412361I'm so glad that after today I'll have no reason to do those missions ever again until the next time they have a payout boost
>>567249460reference to a character in the movie Heat
WE MOVIN
>>568440339THIS MY SHIT!
>>568419060meant to tag this one >>568386194 oops>>568425934promised pic of itali anon and blondie anonbtw I have never seen anyone use the emp before the vault, only ever when you leave it again
>>568443601
>>568398867My problem with GTA4 is that the story just doesn't interest me at all, when I get to the detective guy in the 3rd island my interest fades away.GTA4 needed more Brucie and Badman and less "HBO Original Series" characters.>>568401995Good luck getting your account back.>>568408194>and just bee lined from mission to mission and so I didn't really appreciate itIronically that's what I need to do with 4, just bum rush it to see the ending, I know there's a choice on who to kill but I don't even know who Niko would care about besides his cousin for a choice to be meaningful.>>568412361We need a screenshot of your character kicking down a door or something.>>568410020Yup, that's when I would remake my secondary character when I was playing GTA more frequently.>>568419060THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM! Damn leg prisons.>>568443601Cute.
>>568452712the white leather leggings/pants would probably work
10 discounts that are kinda meh this week in gtao
>>56846239510% on bicycles20% on heist setup costs30% on molotovs40% on rim color50% on shoes60% on snacks70% on xenon headlights80% on hats90% on glasses100% on parachutes
>>568464467were due another free bicycle week
>>568397138>complained about my lack of pantsDoes not compute. It's a beach town. Everyone should be maxing out their bikini time. Just looking at long sleeves makes me perspire.A pity we're still more than a month from applying easy magic smoke to every tire in sight.GTA should celebrate the return to Vice City, by letting GTAO release a Candice Shand outfit.
stay alive for sales
>>568419060>I didn't even see the wagonIt pulled up shortly after the bus was being jacked, I think it must have spawned very close because I didn't see it till the last second.>>568452712>Ironically that's what I need to do with 4, just bum rush it to see the ending, I know there's a choice on who to kill but I don't even know who Niko would care about besides his cousin for a choice to be meaningful.I will say that gta4 is a bit of an exception as far as sacrificing enjoyment by beelining it goes. I suspect it has double the missions of RDR as well. I enjoy the dialogue a lot more in 4, it's more memorable than 5's for me. Regarding who to kill, if you kill Playboy, you get his house, and in his house he has Claude's outfit from gta3, if you care about that sort of thing. Dwayne becomes a friend in your contacts list (but that's nothing particularly special). Killing Dwayne on the other hand makes Playboy ghost you, and you only get 25k (not much to spend on in gta4) and Dwayne's run down apartment. I definitely preffer Playboy's apartment. It's a decision that I guess is supposed to add some amount of a roleplay element to the game, but besides the apartments, there's little gravity to them. Remember to save the gold comet you get, and the Infernus Bernie gives you, as they don't normally spawn.Of the different versions of gta 4 I'd say the most FUN would be TBOGT.>>568440339NOOO you reminded me of the dialogue I was trying to unMKultra from my brain....
>>568466721>Candice Shand outfitI wish... Is that her real name? I only remember her being called Candy Suxxx.What's the top you're merging with the bikini? Looks like one of the American heart shirts.Wow... I do not recommend searching her name, that's A LOT of low quality ass pictures...>>568474042>if you kill PlayboyI don't even remember if I ever met this character.
>>568475352It's a red bikini with the logo from one of the heart shirts in the off-the-shoulder t-shirts. Unfortunately it doesn't save to an outfit slot, or at least i don't know any trick to get it to do so.
>>567733775I got it, was going post a pic but haven't got around to it. It's pretty cool. I like old blazers/jimmys a lot
>>568452712
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineBonuses:5x GTA$ & RP• Lamar Contact Missions4x GTA$ & RP• Money Fronts Money Laundering Missions2x GTA$ & RP• Mr. Faber Work• Random Transform Races• Community Combat Series2x GTA$• Laundered Income at Hands On Car WashSalvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Duggan Robbery: Toundra Panthere• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Albany V-STR• The Podium Robbery: Willard EudoraWeekly Challenge:• Complete three Hands On Car Wash Legal Missions to be rewarded $100,000Premium Race:• Route 68, locked to MuscleHSW Time Trial:• Sandy Shores to La PuertaTime Trial:• Vinewood HillsFIB Priority File:• The Fine Art FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Hijak Ruston• Enus Cognoscenti• Western Cliffhanger• Western Wolfsbane• Bravado VerliererLuxury Autos:• Grotti GT750• Annis HardyLucky Wheel:• Lampadati KomodaPrize Ride:• Finish Top 2 in the LS Car Meet Series for 2 consecutive days to win the Truffade Nero.Premium Test Ride:• Vapid FMJ MK VTest Rides:• Übermacht Oracle XS• Grotti Stinger• Vulcar FagaloaTake full advantage of the latest discounts:FREE:• Higgins Helitours40% off:• Hands On Car Wash and Smoke on the Water Dispensary30% off:• Buckingham Howard NX-25• Buckingham Vestra• Sea Sparrow• Jobuilt Velum 5-Seater• Albany Cavalcade XL• Obey Tailgater S• Karin Previon• Maibatsu Penumbra FF• Benefactor Terrorbyte• Imponte Ruiner ZZ-8• Grotti Brioso 300Gun Van Discounts:40% off for GTA+ Members:• Military Rifle50% off:• Heavy Rifle
>>568484305>free helitours>discount in car wash and weed shop despite both being on sale 2 and 1 months agoI was wondering if the summer update was going have more to do with Mr. Faber and this makes me think maybe. Pretty sure Raf says something about paying off a politician to clear the heat from all your businesses but there's no option to do that in game. That would be nice because I absolutely hate weed delivery.
>>568484305>Lamar Contact MissionsI still need the last two of those for the tier 4 requirements. They are quirky and need everyone in the group of 4 to be committed to the results.
I can feel another cayo nerf comingYou WILL play the new mr faber heist and you WILL like it chuds
>>568488774I feel like they just secretly nerfed it. I feel like I'm making slightly less than I should, roughly 5-10%. I did grind it like 14 times over the weekend though
>>568484305>Truffade NeroHasn't this been claimable from the chop shop, with custom plates? Why would I replace it with a bog standard one?
>>567450016I mistook you for the other red haired character. Are they in the crew?
>>568484305buy the Grotti Brioso 300
>>568495867Oh. No, that person I encountered in the game at one point, added them and we play now and then. He's been included in a couple of covers so far I think, he doesn't post here so i guess you could call him cameoanon.
>>568499002Same character seen here, different hair.
>>568499002>he doesn't post hereThat is, unless I just so happenned to brush into someone from here.
might as well post this since you are here
>>568499761That was one I wanted to record lol. Glad you got it.
>>568500165only pic I made of that clip, otherwise I mostly have pics from inside italianon's arcade
>>568500476
>>568500709
>>568500709I like this one lol.
Is cuckshit offline?
>>568501516If you mean rockstar, their services are marked as up. I haven't been on so far today though, so I can't say.
>>568501491thank you :)
>>568501846
>>568501846>>568502070and these ones too. You have ray tracing on I presume? You're graphics mogging me.
>>568501672I'm playing "transaction pending" the game plus black screens like this
>>568501846>>568502070How do you take pics like this? With the hud off and nonstandard angles like this? Record a clip then open it in director mode or?
>>568501516I was just online
>>568502251Yes. It's pretty easy to do as well. H to hide the hud. You can take pics that get uploaded to rockstar without hiding the hud but then you lose quality.
>>568502137>>568502251I only turn it on for pictures, I keep an extra settings.xml with all the options basically high/maxed for pictures. I swap it in when I edit stuff in the rockstar editor.Yes I just record the clips and edit them in the rockstar editor buuuuuuuuuuuuut I use scripthook and the "no editor restrictions" mod when I do so. Allows me to freely move the camera around since the mod gives the camera no collision and removes the sphere restriction.I basically record normally in the game, close the game, throw the mods in and the max settings.xml, launch game and go into the editor, set up the filters and camera how I want, press H to hide the hud and take the screenshot with steam.
>>568502950also these pics are all done with the Nostalgia filter at 25 to 35%Contrast +15 to +20Brightness +5 to 8Vignette 0
>>568483119LOL Perfect.>>568484305>2x GTA$>• Laundered Income at Hands On Car WashYou guys think my car wash money bag will jump from 1 million into 2 millions?>5x GTA$ & RP>• Lamar Contact MissionsMaybe at 5x people will learn how to play and not fuck up the funeral mission?What's funny is that at 5x each mission should pay what ? 100k? Still not worth the time...>>568501846>>568502070thx doc
oh I also have this one>>568503571doc?
>>568504013
>>568503571100k if you play 16 minutes, so about half as much as knoway out or a little more than half of cluckin bell farms if you've got those ones memorized.
>>568504013take your daily dose
>>568503141Man I used to leave nostalgia and another filter at around 65% and I got so many yellow screenshots because of it... I don't know if my last monitor was poorly calibrated or what because it didn't look weird to me until years later.>>568504013green and purple...
>>568504239>>568504281dragon ball kinda went past me>>568504304I got a lot of very badly lit screenshots from other games because my previous monitor had fucked up contrasts and was pretty low brightness in general
>>568504013Love this one btw
>>568504761thanks :)there's this slightly unfortunate composition as well
>>568504013Nice role reversal. About time we got a dude sprayed in champagne in this general.
>>568504568>dragon ball kinda went past meIt's just an old meme. There was a gif of Piccolo raping Vegeta that jannies would ban so people posted things with the colors green and purple every day, which became the daily dose.
It's still too early to dress this colorfully.
>>568505105
>>568505668kek, I did the same thing when that car was released.
>>568505297happened by pure chance too
>>568506281The Swinger is certainly the classy source of color.
>>568508119Very cute, god bless Rockstar for not adding green to the xmas lingerie.Also fuck Rockstar for not adding any green lingerie AT ALL.
I'm over level 600, have millions of dollars, a bunch of weaponized vehicles, and a lot of hours on the game. Is it hypothetically possible for someone to make real money from this game with attributes like mine?
>>568512293you could sell the account
>>568512293Try buying everything, every piece of clothing, every car and mod them to the max, etc
10
I accomplished my goal of reaching my LS Car Meet Rep to 700. The unlock is this Redwood Racing Jacket which I thought looked great, BUT the back is trash. Fuck
>>568522839That does look like ass, what a shame.
>Union Depository is available? Ok, one last visit before the week is over.>Do prep and heist, about to egress from vault.>Start picking off foes from around cover of exit area.>Is that? Did my?... My own getaway car, driving through the parking garage? >Kill enough to leave, and run around left corner.>Yeah, there's my car. Whoever was in it, apparently parked right there and got out. I usually improvise my ride at this point, but hey, valet parking is convenient!
>>568527192I've had a similar experience, though iirc the dude who nabbed it was both invincible and went all the way over to Chumash and drove around in a circle.It also had this truck come driving through the wall.
>>568527192One anon was saying if you don't kill the guy in the elevator someone steals the getaway car but I didn't try it.>>568528864How do you only have 3 stars?
>>568529940I shot him, but I didn't wait around to measure the corpse this time. He must have still been kicking when I used the elevator.
>>568528864I've seen that truck appear in that area before long ago, but most of the time I don't even go to THAT parking lot.
Bought a second manshie. Why? I... I........ I don't know.............
>>56853154020 more parking spaces.
>I probably have twice the amount of time on PS3/PS4 combinedI need a new hobby. It's funny to me all this time and I have never been on a bad sport lobby
>>568531540I got all 3 cause nothing else to spend my money on.
>>568537224I feel like it should have been more, but 20 is certainly better than 10.>>568539692Tongova is a pretty nice view I must say.
My nigga is wasting WAY too much time dignifying the goyim for NO reason lol. I guess he hasn't been IQ pilled.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKQnb1OswXg
>>568539692same
Goddammit I said 10
>>568577738All threads 10. Not all threads truly 1.
>>568537339>Almost 4k hours>still defaultsCouldn't be me.>>568531540Money was meant to be spent. You're not gonna accrue interest on your GTA bank account.>>568547751This is sad... Imagine inflicting this amount of pain on yourself for no reason.>>568581751DO NOT INHALE THIS!
>>568547751everyone involved is stupid, rockstar, the fans and theprofessional.cattle behavior over a videogame
>>568588585
>>568589525
>>568590991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlRhfdtHKso
>>568591202
>>568588585Is this the bus to heist town?
>>568597290Yes, no breaks tho
used to like doing heistsBut i'm still a shitter and to make matters worse, the analog drift makes my character move like he's ADHD while on crack. To lock on switches, targets and pick-ups triggers it's both comical and frustrating
>>568601794Years ago I played at five fps on an old machine, standing up next to a TV, with so little desk space that I had to use an ancient trackball as my mouse. I was a headshot machine. Now I have a great computer with a great mouse, on a huge desk. Somehow, now I just spray-and-pray at center mass and curse at myself for not being able to headshot very well anymore. This game does not reward shooting enemies at center mass. They just keep getting back up.
The safe approacheths its limit.
>Pg. 10 approachinghttps://youtu.be/ArK6SxSLkxU?&t=41
>>568601794good newseveryone sucks and heists are a mess because everyone is adhering to a different youtube strategy that they haven't bothered to communicate to the rest of the team
>>568620190You can't even communicate proper anymore thanks to cockstar removing text chat, unless you want to pass your strat in a 30 character text message while the clock is ticking or have the rockstar messaging from home never notify you shit.
10 minutes till I'm dropping 10 volleys from my Alkonost.
I've gotten the stockade mission 3 times now, taking up a bar and a half of heat.
>>5686316702 of the 6 I've done so far haven't been that one.
>>568632457Make that 3 of 8 kek. Has anyone found that after doing one they become less likely? Haven't had a single one for burning cash. That and the bombing one used to be the most common for me. This isn't lucrative.
For those of you that use DLSS Quality at 1440p, what sharpening level do you set it to?Also, need an invite into the PC crew: VerticalSink
>>568621014>text gets stuck in the profamity checker
>>568601794Take the casual pill, embrace the badness.
>>568582767I only have this one made in these threads because it has 3 or 4 pics I posted. I saved the template for the other to make a custom, but I keep forgetting about it. I should also make a banner for the main page, but I wanted to draw that one myself, not use screenshots.
>>568640459Coolio, here's a version that says GTA Online instead of GTAG, if you prefer.I can also change any pictures if you want.
When you win a race, be sure to be wearing something pink and girly. That way you can get into the head of the other racers and undermine their confidence.
>>568643132Oh, thanks, I'll switch it. I'll do the other ones soon enough, I'm up to my balls in paid work for now, but I'll manage. Many thanks~
>>568647404I will start doing this.
I killed a lazar with my alkonost. It takes a lot of damage from it but you can just blow them up my slamming them. Kind of an amusing way to get kills.
>>568643132Wait, do you have the template for the vertical pic? I don't have that one
Summer update news?
>>568660168Heh
>>568475352Sexooo
>>568652105How did you even catch up with it? Or did he crash onto you?
>>568676497He slowed down for some reason, then started making a turn, so I paid attention to his telegraphing then did a sharp turn with the rudder and caught him with the wing. Prior to it I got into some turn fight with him and a raiju. The raiju wasn't very dedicated. The alkonost is actually not terribly slow, it feels like it because of it's size but it's speed what enough to not get hit too much, and at a certain speed you can do something similar flapping thing to the raiju using your rudder for sharp turns.
I was hoping that with 4x payout the money laundering jobs would be fast money makers but they're honestly not that good, especially when you can roll one that takes twice as long as the others
>>568588585the bus that nearly ended our run, we definitely need to increase the public transport budget so we can have armored busses with better engines
>wait 7 minutes to do a heist prep, not even the main heist>4 people join>2 are still afk from waiting for the 4th to join>long ass drive>1 dies>sit through loading screens and we get a closer checkpoint>someone dies again>rage quits>now the prep is over>have to wait for 3 people to join between 4 to 15 minutes, AGAINGTA Online is so fun. I'm having the time of my life staring at the screen, waiting for 3 randoms to join only for 1 to quit then having to do it all over again.
>>568647404>female character >pink car>kiss emote>years of playing racing gamesmald factory us up and running
Only one garage with any kind of PRB wall art available, and it doesn't have enough parking spaces for a PRB car collection.
>>568691756Heists aren't meant to be done with pugs
>>568647404Unfortunately the only racing mode I'm good at is the pursuit races from the tuner's update.When you know the map and the game doesn't force you to follow a path you can build some pretty nasty gaps to the other people.>>568653310It's on the website.https://gtag-covers.neocities.org/outlines.html>>568684273I don't even have to open youtube, but I bet this week every single channel is like >THE MOST BROKEN WAY OF MAKING MONEY IN GTA ONLINE #GAMERSUPPS>>568691756The OG and Doomsday heists feel like they were made for a completely different game.Cayo and Casino are a breeze to do. Shame Casino is fucking broken to join via phone.
>>568700539>Casino are a breeze to doIf you don't get the 50% RNG for the heist to bug out and be unplayable.
>>568699204and thats the problem. r* thought they could do raids in a casual game
>>568699204Then I guess I need to buy 3 PCs and make 3 other accounts.
i really like this week's bonuses, already made like 3 mil with them.
>>568699204Can pugs even play GTA?
Do you dress like this? https://www.youtube.com/@TutorialsbyGabi/videos
>>568698602I used the santa outfit guide, but unfortunately you can only wear that on Christmas weeks.
>>568691756>try again>3 people immediately join>loading>all 3 leftGuys be honest, can you even play those fucking things in 2026 or heists are just a dead mode nobody joins and they just leave as soon as they join for whatever fucking reason?
>>568724206desu it depends on the heist and the preppeople will help with pac stan setups because they want in on the finale but nobody is helping anybody with something like deliver emp in the year of our lord 2026
A peculiar build but I think it's almost good. Has merit.
It's feeling like it's been a 75% chance that I'll get the shitty 20 minute stockade mission for the car wash. Absolute gabage even on 4x.
Seems like no two shades of pink in this game are ever the same shade of pink.
Do you think GTA Online 2 will be as horrible as 1 when it comes to servers, loading times, bugs, connections or worse? I personally think it will be worse.
>>568731345I won't be surprised if online for GTA6 is like it works in RDR2. I will be disappointed, but not surprised.
>>568730571Yep lol. Always bothered me, I can't make a fully pink outfit where every part fits, I wanted a fitting sun hat for the pink dress and then boots with it but each option is a radically different shade or hue so it just looks off. Is the color on your bike the same as my crew color by the way? Looks at least similar.
>>568732851For the bike I think I used: f4b4f9 The lazy way, not the developer way.
>>568733303Similar hue.
>>568734143Maybe they are. I got this pink from the clouds in a livery, because I wanted to kinda calm the noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ9nsr9YoCQ
cool van
>>568719031In game? Nah. IRL? Yes.>>568731345Easily worse, it will obviously be P2P again and the popularity will make connecting to the main servers impossible until people just give up on it.>>568739130I like vans too, shame they're just slow cars and the oppressor exists.>>568730571I don't mind when we can make a good contrast what I hate is when the colors are like barely distinguishable but still obviously not the same... I think that's when it looks bad.
>>568635520>For those of you that use DLSS Quality at 1440p, what sharpening level do you set it to?I'm using an older driver because I'm afraid the new DLSS version isn't gonna look as good on my old ass 2060, but I'm at maximum sharpness.>>568503571>>568270225>>568251990>>568211361>>568016460>>567967897>>567850398>>567678828These are my screenshots with those settings, unfortunately a few are edited a little bit... I like to add a noise filter before uploading.
>>568700539>It's on the website.LMAO, seeing my drawing on the site was a trip
I just bought a mansion, and it's cool and all, but I was hoping for one by the beach...
>>568751652Congrats, now go meet Michael from GTA V.
>>568753026Amanda lol
>>568753957Walled
Joining Ken's lobby, what should I do to him?
>>568740439White tends to have this issue with the white/ivory color class.
I just played some arena wars and holy shit that has to be the worst gta online update ever
>>568760915its actually fun with full lobbies but the issue is it probably one of if not the worst grind and money sink in the game
>>568760915>>568761650Weird how most of the career progress prize vehicles end up being buyable in the game store, but most of the Arena prize vehicles are unobtainable any other way. Rockstars revenge for being rejected.
After gta6 online releases do you see yourself ever coming back to 5?
>>568766621NopeMaybe once more when they announce the end of life just to see it all one last time.
>>568766621I won't be touching 6 until it's on PC to begin with. If it doesn't have solo sessions for online, I'll probably ditch the whole thing and play Kenshi.
>>568740439We are in need of a new armored van with imani tech
>>568740439>>568767875Yeah the only Van with Imani Tech is the Rumpo Custom and it doesn't get armor
>>568753026>>568753957Oh you know what, I forgot you meet Michael when you buy the mansion... I meant go do the secret Michael mission.>>568766621Probably yeah, hopefully no.
>>568768695doesnt have a turret, or mines. We need a new custom speedo like van
Anyone knows if you can make the luxor deluxe a personal aircraft?Kinda itchy for one
>>568775610Yes
>Open a modding tutorial video >Black woman speaking
>>568771216Wouldn't be useful and maybe even make things harder but it'd be cool to have a gatling gun in the back on a rail so it can slide back and forth between the side and rear doors. It would have practical use in one mission but you can buy it outside the mission for $8000000
>>568746550The current dlss 4 (not 4.5) GTA uses is like a 10% drop in fps compared to the older dlss 3 for older cards, but the image quality itself isn't any worse than what you'd get with a newer card.
>>568731345Better since it'll be designed with SSDs and much better CPUs in mind. Probably not as good as 5 enhanced, but definitely better than rdo and 5 legacy.
>>568780274That's what I meant, I like to leave my graphic settings in a way that doesn't make the fans on my card go crazy, with the new DLSS I'd probably have to move it one notch down.
>exact replica of a Rolex Presidentialneat, hope we get other cool watches
Mystery prize on the wheel is so disappointing. You get excited for something good then get the lamest shit ever
>>568700539>>THE MOST BROKEN WAY OF MAKING MONEY IN GTA ONLINE #GAMERSUPPSI said this as a joke, but this week ain't so bad... Maybe the clickbaiters were right all along.
>>568819452I feel like the only thing that really bothers me about getting this "grind repetitive missions" week, is that it comes after last weeks grinding of repetitive missions. Union Depository burnout has transferred to car wash work.
>>568821524That's true, I filled the money bag once and I was already bored of how few missions it has. That said tho... there's no mission that makes you fly a Velum from the north side of the map all the way to the south, so its definitely better than Cayo.
>want to join a public session>wait forever in a loading screen>it's just me>try again>wait minutes>it's just me againWhy do I need to wait 10 fucking minutes if I'm connecting to my own server?
I'm looking for at least one volunteer to help me get the Aggressive Elite Challenge for the Casino Heist on PC Enhanced, but the payout is gonna be crap because it's cash and we'd sell on the nearest buyer, plus, we're taking the bare minimum to exit fast lemme know if (you)'re up for it
>>568837927>on PC EnhancedRip I'm on xbox. Best of luck though, getting 80 headshots seems easy but a pain to actually keep track of.
>>568839145If you kill all the Duggans while entering from the front door and take a few cops outside, it's relatively feasible. I think the issue is doing it and keep it under 15
>>568832084Because Rockstar is trying to connect you with the player with the worst wifi in the world and failing before giving up and making a solo session.
>>568801468Are you setting an fps cap of around 80 or something?I feel like even a 2060 is overkill for GTA unless you're using RT. Unless you mean you're worried about your card's age itself.
>>568843698Can't I just set a limit for lobby pings? If the ping is over 30 don't put me in or something.
>>56884884760 with OBS recording also at 1440@60>using RTcries in 6GB card.jpg>>568849119lol, lmao even.
>>568853139This is what happen when women run in high heels
>>568854451
>>568854451I'd like to see you try, bucko!
Kind of bummed I didn't win that f1 style car from the podium last week
>>568874992I won it and I don't remember where I put it
Best best way to afk?
No page ten
>>568875717Would have been the same for me honestly. I win the stinger a couple months back, drive it for like 2 cintact missions and haven't seen it since. Probably in my apartment garage.
