Previous: >>567712936>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wahey
If I am a male trainer that wants to marry and breed my uma trainee, who is the uma for me? Most uma seem heavily queer coded
>567734352
>>567734352Stay Gold
:)
>>567734352I have the perfect uma for you
>>567734271>Falco so ugly they had to pair Curren with Chrono insteadFalco bros wtf... Why do we keep losing like this...?
>>567734271When are we getting some blondes with big tits
>>567734480BASED BRIGHT
>>567733946Idiot
>>567733813would she be willing to share her trainer with cafe?
>>567734450ooooooooh its you, man you get more deranged by the day lmao; at this rate the Stegofag is gonna outlive you
Burger or pizza, 7 gets to decide.
how do I enable image on russian /uma/?it's hidden after load
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8
>>567734504When BBB releases
>>567734590you have to post something once
>>567734585gym
>>567734604BBB?
>>567734480>>567734504THIS IS A GRAY FRANCHISE
>>567734604yes... I to love Big Boobie Blonde
>>567734585burrito
>>567734585eat a salad fatty
Digitan LOVE
>>567734673Nickname for Narita Top Road
not really fond of greys...
>>567734638damn...!
>>567734585vegan meat burger
>>567734712>>567734668I already rode the bike for an hour today.
>>567734585I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>567734469STOP ASSOCIATING THAT GOBLIN WITH GODDESS VIVLOS
>>567733813Blue Desire.
>>567734535Why is she about to do Higuruma's meme?
>>567734585sushi bowl
where da pasta at
>>567734585my dick
>mant runs have rigged the shit out of my trainee's races>the pvp games i play also roll with me shit teammate luck>none of my job applications are getting back to meonly thing stopping me from ending it all is being too afraid of doing anything to myselfuma musume
>>567734585pineapple pizza
>>567734848I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkmX3Ln7https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkmX3Ln7https://strawpoll.com/1MnwkmX3Ln7
>>567734271Ogurin and Tama are the best!
>>567734794VF is based and he beat metaniggers with her long G wife
>>567734781no amount of exercise can compensate bad food
>>567734906
>>567734585Pizza Largest size all meat extra hour extra cheese
>>567734941where's the add a new answer?
>>567734982Chrono’s ears are huge wtf
>>567734941NTRfag making a strawpoll just so he can leak the flags right after, don't vote
>>567734585You give me your food instead.
>>567735053TOO LATE!
>>567734352Why can't anyone answer earnestly? I thought offering support here was your raison d'etre
>>567735053Why would he show that people who voted no are from brown countries?
>>567734585The most expensive and biggest pizza you can get
>>567735126hey that's me!
>>567735002canonically false
>>567734794Vivlos is a filthy 4e*r
>>567734807Because at this rate Falco and her trainer will never score
>>567734906It is okay.
>>567735107Okay here you go.
>>567735053I'll put a funny flag
>>567734982as if getting plats is hard. wake up.
>>567735047
>>567735047She's also a donkey
why is she using blue gogeta's move on a giant demon god
>>567735208no thats only me
and thats should be about it, ppgrabber poll always works
>>567735126where's the remaining .01% of voters
Last Thread
>>567735341Sweaty ShichiWould lick like a starving mountain goat
>>567735398If it's so easy you can win Gemini with Creek, right? I'm even being kind to you because Mummy Creek's kit is actually good for Gemini
>>567734982Why cant he win in Trackblazer with all the money and experience he have on this gameLmao losing to a f2p deck wtf is even a Bakushin power card, I never even seen that before.
>4 MANT runs>all guts sparks
>>567735252Excellent.
>>567735535Of course an obnoxious French faggot voted no. Hitler should have gassed them with the Jews and slavs
>>567735546sveepydev meltyretard sweepy
Does anyone have the image of oguri with a lollipop and a hat? It's so cute
>>567735535>fr*nch
>>567735620He is literally playing both JP and Global at the same time
A NEW DAY!
>>567735706scroll up a tiny bit blind bwo
>>567735546>skill boobsBUYING YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
>>567735406>>567735438That’s a big donkey
CM13 pollhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
>>567733018>bobo didn't finish>agemasen'd by helios>no gw spark>powerlet because barely any power rainbowsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DONE IM NOT DOING ANY MORE RUNS TODAYONLY JONG CAN MAKE ME HAPPY
>>567735653You're welcome. I cant turn down a 7 after all.
>>567735535>singaporeI know who you are
i want some uma comfort from my traineebut my trainee is shichiwill aoi let me borrow happy meek instead?
>>567735642Creek posters owe me goo-goo babies.
>>567735849for real though it stings that I have a less than 50% CM winrate. I feel like shit losing two CMs consecutively.
happy meek likes them retarded
>>567735668>>567735728SO funny bwos, I might even repost this in the /uma/ compilation of the umamusume subreddit
>>567735535What's this
>>567736128She's for (me) after all...
>>567736157I mean it could have been worse, imagine if he was indian
Does umas only duel with umas with the same running style since they will have the same final speed coefficient?
>random G2s in the rewards listYeah bro, just brick your fucking run because of the bullshit way TB epithets work. You want that 150 carrots don't you?
>>567736235nyo
>>567736289sex, fondle, and nakadashi right
Mambo!
>>567736292you can always do it when your uma jobs atleast once during juniot year. run was gonna be a brick anyway
>>567736292I hate quests like that. Especially outside of MANT, when I don't always know if my uma will have a mandatory race on the same day as the quest race.
>>567736343mambo mamboomorashi mambo
>>567734352Nobody can help me..
we're approaching THOSE hours so how about one jongMajsoul Friends Room 44190(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44190
>>567736457In any scenario outside of TB it's really not that big of a deal.
>>567736532
>>567736292you need to run a sprint g1 for the event missions anyway, just do a TT run
>>567736532We've been on that hour since 2 hours ago bwo
>>567735981nyes i voted yes only to announce my presence
>>567736292I still haven't gotten a best in Japan Uma for the Spechud outfit so I'll do that and get the mission
>>567734352dozo
>>567736609I know but let me cope it just started I just got done with my borrows...... and it's a new day now so gotta grind more later
>>567736235
>>567736629You have given me multiple reasons to like your country. There are only 3 respectable SEA countries, I have made up my mind
>>567736651But she's a robot.. Do robots even have emotions or working womb?
>>567736749So how is the late somehow running at the same speed as pacers when they have higher late-rate race speed? Do lates just reach the pacer's final speed threshold and just automatically starts duelling?
>>567736802uokka.......
>>567737035Does Ayabe enjoy missionary sex?
>>567737160She enjoys NTR
>>567736532FINE I'M GONNA DO ONE MORE SMARU RUN IF IT'S GONNA BE BAD I WILL EXPLODE
did they increase fast learner rates? i've gotten it so many times lately, mostly on throwaway runs for missions/trophies though
>>567737190I will never forgive Cygames for making Ardan gay
>>567737226I've gotten it 0 times in 6 runs
>>567737335
this is a succubus
>>567737383try 60runs you casual
CONNECTING... FUCK YOU CYJEWS FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVERS>>567737439yes
>>567737383up until about a month ago i probably got it fewer than 10 times EVER, now it seems like every third or fourth run i get it (again, it's not actually useful most of the time)bizarre
>>567737497
>>567737470Shut up Danchou
>>567737439she's a LESBER, a real LESSEBES
>>567737651NO STOP I FEEL REJECTED AND HOPELESS AND HOLLOW AND SUICIDAL
>>567737415Look at them go
>>567737497>>567737573Please stop, I can't carry anymore
I deserve a Finemo poster concubine.
>>567737651https://files.catbox.moe/2bd2fq.png
>>567737775why does pizza hut make you feel that way
>>567737789bastard
HOEH
>>567737651>>567737892>>567737907What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
Show me the most experimental Umas that you made.
>>567738202I used to run like this
I really like the GSK song
>>567738202no, that's me
>>567738320you are a succubus
>>567738202I actually saw someone running like this
>>567738278i have a group B long curren for cm2
>>567736954>So how is the late somehow running at the same speed as pacersMed Sanyway>2 Paces starts dueling>they gain enough speed for Late to join in a few seconds lateryou may observe it yourself herehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-e-mUm4J3yXK9o7roqxt3RIH
>>567738202"people" who run like this are retarded. they're missing out on the forward swing momentum generated by the proper arm movements.baka.
>>567738202i ran like this and my thighs hurt
>>567738151SO TINY holy shit look at him
>>567738497He is 4 months old
>>567738497He's just a baby
>Girl is straight, great>Girl is gay, fuck her until straight/self insert into whichever is the top>Girl on futa, self insert to whichever one is the topThere we have it it's just that shrimple
>>567738453Host a lobby so I can see my teams predicted winrates
>>567738640no
>Need I remind you that networking of uma will change eventually, bricking this repo. If this keeps up I assue you that version would not be made public. Should've expected less from low trust societies. >fuck you>https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/6dbb7c526118a44498440e12c0372571ee5d7200HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thank god I changed when he started pulling that garbage 2FA steam faggotry, not to mention how busted "his bot" always was due to dog shit codingWhat is it with people behind this specific project that sooner or later always have a public fit?No shit people will abuse the fuck out of public tools, what the fuck did you expect lmao?
>>567738729nyo
>>567738637you a troon. it's just that shrimple.
>>567738579>>567738636no shit sherlock and holmesi never saw a tiny foal model in game so i didnt know they were a thing and its cute
How do you even play mahjong?
>>567738762when the fuck are you lowlifes permabanned
>>567737629>daughter>his
>>567738762just sneak in a dox but don't announce it like an idiot this time
>EU hours>reddit tiktok garbage left and right>3DPD who gives a fuck about ugly cuntswhat is it with /vg/ and with rampant normalfaggotry?>>567739063when you start getting a job and stop taking video games so fucking serious you loser>>567739116based
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ORANGE WIFE (in JP time)
>>567738762what's this retard complaining about now
>>567738762He should drop the csv already
>>567738762People are still using his shit bot?
butthurt mongoloid thinking he created fire lmaoshoulda tried and sold it so the highest bidder instead like the average patreon modder cunt that puts DRM into their stuff
>>567739195odds, she gets her pussy eaten out for her birthdayevens, we go watch a shrine maiden dance7, and she gets a copy of my apartment key
>>567738956>i didnt know they were a thingThey areHere you have Fine Motion and her newest baby (Sire - Ines Fujin)
>>567738991You eat the tiles that look the tastiest and the others have to guess what you ate.
>>567738762blablabla I don't care about botnigger drama just die already all of you
>>567739324I actually don't know what he expected. The repo isn't even secret and not even hidden behind multiple encoded links/zips with passwords
How good is uma when it comes to powercreep? Do the umas released in early years stand a chance against modern JP?
>>567739650depends
>>567739148>stop taking video games so fucking serious you loseryou would cheat no matter the context, because you are morally bankrupt animal not fit for civilized society. all your trainees hate having a cheating scumbag like you as their trainer.
>>567739550oh wow will ya look at that
>>567739534Silly anon, Fuku breaks into your apartment anyway. She doesnt need a key
>>5677397377 means this is a fact
Sex with mares
>>567739324idgi what's happening
>>567735849Scratching my head at this image
>>567739324 >>567738762>Faggot takes over a dog shit bare bones bot>Every single time someone takes over the maintainer sooner or later as a crashoutThe only time this didn't happen is when the OG guy left it due to war/money reasons, after that it was nothing but BAD. That people still use or trust this thing is hilarious.>I don't careAND YET all of you angry nerds reply.
>>567739794It is. She does it in one of her events
>>567739889he's mad that botters have no moraleyeah I know
why are kitaposters and fineposters lusted after
>>567739868i'd love to have an all mare TT team, but i don't think there would be any for longsure, DaiSca can be mutated, but there aren't any to fill the other spots iirc
Manhattan Cafe belongs to the sea now and soon so shall you kin.
>>567740069kits = cute dog next door with big titsfine = cute rich cunt
kingu love
The cutest
>>567740156
I ate an onigiri and it was cold is it supposed to be like that
sex with mares
>>567740263
>>567738762I'm pretty sure V is behind this
>>567740134Like for the current roster or in the future?
>wanted to use sweepy to farm up fans>dev having a melty against Indonesiaperhaps i shant clank for fans......
>>567739324>>567738762Wtf, all I wanted is some steam version so I dont need to manually play the game for mindless parent runs
>>567740391future
>>567738762>>567739324Honestly the only thing that have always stopped me from using Sweepy is how melty prone the dev is. It's hard to trust someone that constantly goes on a melty everytime his bot wasn't use the way he wanted to
>>567740364>>567740454fake, she would just steal them and casually set on fire in front of makween
I smell a stinky run
>>567740460stop posting this image it's not funny unlike the screaming suzuka
I made smash burgers
>>567739148>stop taking video games so fucking serious you loserYou seem to care awfully lot to go as far as to bot
>>567740592new img get
Realistically how do you nuke a bot program out of commission? Or is it one of those genie thing once you made a bot it'll get copied infinitely
>>567740676i'd smash her fur burger
>>567740676don't have sex with your burgers
>>567740479You can use Chrono, Donna and Scarlet for an all mare long team
>>567740272it's like a sandwich. they're good when warm and fresh, but they are also a popular convenience food, meaning they are sold in many stores as prepackaged and refrigerated. i've never tried warming a cold onigiri, but you could try. if it's one with the seaweed separated from the rice by the wrapper, then don't reheat it with the seaweed.
>>567740758You can't. Once it's downloaded someone can always upload it to another repo and even continue the project.
reject headlessreturn to mumu
>>567740758You can't stop bots, period. They will always be a thing, even if behind a paywall like private cheats/hacks for your favorite first person shooter, RTS or whatever.You can't stop people from cheating, or in the case of Uma, removing notorious bullshit.
>>567740615ok tourist
>>567740758in new sweepy's case you'd just close off the endpoints they're using to interface with the game but this would also nuke everything and anything else that uses the same endpointsin old sweepy's case you cant
>>567740676smashburgers are a fucking scam bro>charges you for double patties>the patties in question have been pressed as much as possible in order to match unpressed patties>the result is that double smashed patties are actually not that much more volume of meat compared to a normal single patty burger
>>567740758Only the gamedev have the nuke codes
Fuku was a good horse
>>567740620I am starting to have hope and I don't like it
>>567740758Were 6 months away from total /uma/ death. This general will end up like /uma/jp nobody is playing anymore. Even the sunk cost retards will cut their losses.What kills the bot? When nobody cares about the game anymore
>>567741024yeah that's why you make them at home. you don't charge yourself when you make your own food, right?
>>567741024I used 150g of meat for 2 smash burgers because I don't want a lot of calories
>>567741053look at that brown FUCK
>>567741130Yeah so? He was a cute one.
Helios, don't look
>>567741118you can also just make a thumb dip in the middle of your patties.
>people talking about a bot>DUDE GTA GTA GTA GTA NORMALFAGGOT SHITlmao what the fuck? if this was about 5, rdr2 or something id agree, but 6 (so far) looks to be a huge libtard shit fest, fuck that noise. all the OG people are left, no one of quality is left in that dog shit companyuma musume
>>567741306triple almondcrown eye
Horses are such funny creatures.
>>567741337i like the taste of smash burgers though
>>567741341Use the MD5 archive or even the filename and you'd know it's a bait, and starts the shitty hours.
>>567741430That fucker Dream Journey still isnt snipped. Despite him not covering any mares right now
>>567741281>people always go orange this orange that jerking off>hons was actually BROWN
>>567741443you probably just like a little extra crisp and burn on your meat. why don't you just air fry your patties at that point.
>>567741541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4aWZRtTwU
>>567741306SIX SEPT HON HON HON
American hours are the worst hours Im out
>>567741306bro is wearing one of these
>>567741541Did you really think there are ORANGE horses?
American hours are the best hours Im in
>mood down>mood up>mood down>skin outbreak>double mood down>quit career
ANOTHER BAD SMARU RUN I'M DONE FOR TODAY
>>567741541they're called bay horses bro
>>567741695its a joke autismo>>567741571>air fry your pattiesas someone that's been doing this for a long while now, very based chiyo post
Holy shit finally, a generalist Front Grandparent I can throw on everything
>>567741571*kisses you deeply on the mouth with lots of tongue*that's why
>>567741730>>567741770kissing helios posters
Finally leveled up all my supports
why does every general turn into /ck/ at some point
>>567741965pige...
>>567741812I'M TAKEN
>>567741797EXPLODE
>>567741430>Hover handing his own horseThis shit is so funny man. Why is this horse so evil.
>>567742021Because tomorrow I will fry some beef patties and eat them with cooked carrots
>>567742110horselet
>>567742075yeah, by me
>>567742021cooking is HUMAN RIGHTS
>>567742110Journey got all the psycho genes
>>567742021people need to eat to survive
>>567741770>>567741730Helios mind
>>567742261proof?
>>567742576cute baby vs evil whore
>>567742576falco would never
>>567742723
I would have sex with Curren before graduation if I'm being honest.
>>567742747find someone willing to marry her? Yeah
>>567742021because fun posting is normal and part of 4chan./v/ has zero taste in games, but is great talking about anime/a/ has shit taste in anime, but talks better about off topic thingsyou get the idea. specific boards are dog shit at their own topics, always been that wayconcentrated autism = bad
>>567742576One of the best threeways you could have in umamusume. Kitasan and Dia-chan are also up there.
>>567742021ojisan gameojisan general
Best gold member
>>567743094whores bounce like this>>567743268
>>567741089CB didn't finish her chain
>>567742576Cute Falcon
Reminder that Sweepy is SHIT without a metric shit ton of tard wrangling.
>>567739550wow, this is like the horse version of uma where her womb is fixed
THREEGROUNDWORKSPARKS IN 1 INSPIRATIONWHERE ARE MY GROUNDWORK SPARKS WHEN I ACTUALLY GET MILE S
I wish MANT to last longer just so botniggers get cucked by their dogshit bot
>>567743668
>>567743783>he thinks there is only oneLMAO
>>567743578i can handle her
Sweepy will be able to make aces in Grand Live
>>567744104Sweepy can't make them in URASweepy can't make them in UnitySweepy can't make them in MANTSweepy WILL make them in GL (Grenade Launcher)
>>567743094this webm pissed me off, why does she bounce like that?
>>567744209Everyone bounces like that
>>567734352SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP HIM (ME)
>>567744330no they don't
No one would marry Curren Chan
Everyone would headpat Narita Taishin
>>567734352kill yourself
>>567743578are you using the steam dox version?
>>567744642I hate how you CANNOT headpat in the game
>>567737892Pamachin?More like Pamachinpo!
>>567744758You're not the real Chiyoanon. The real Chiyoanon is never mean.
reminder that sweepy isn't even capable of retrying races, much less let you decide WHICH RACES to retry on failure>>567744770thats the point. no.
I have yet to read a single career where the trainee sees her trainer as anything more than at best convenient lackey. Falco, for example, places as much importance on her trainer as she does on yesterday's lunch. In Japan, how is one supposed to survive working unpaid overtime late into night every day while living in a capsule home when even their escapism treats them with indifference and contempt? Make it make sense.
>>567744642I need to turn Taishin into a mother
You should be meaner to meIt makes me horny
>>567744758Why? ...........>>567744908Chiyoanon, why....?
>>567743758THAT'S THE WRONG DISTANCE YOU STUPID SLUT OH MY GOD
>>567744908I'm usually not mean unless I see like a really easy opportunity for a joke but that guy is either the retarded yuriwar baiting nigger or someone pretending to be him, neither of whom I'd really be sad to see gone.
>>567744935>he doesn't know umamusume is in a reality where world peace is actually achieved
>>567745175I am just a lonely guy. No big agendas. No pretending.
>>567745219legend of koizumi except geopolitical conflicts are solved with uma racing instead of jong
Chiiiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
>>567745456
>>567745345Get some help, man. Do some things that you enjoy instead of persisting in things that you make miserable. Take a genuine complete detox from the internet and go outside without any real objective or really do anything that you've been neglecting to do like cleaning.
>>567744879Palmer recklessly impregnating her beloved friends with her Pamachinpo because she knows her family is wealthy enough to handle it!
>/uma/ is pretending to like chiyo again
>>567745478>>567745548
Going to make smash burgers to spite the chiyoposter
>>567745816bro lives in a crackhouse
Did you come to like an uma because of their running style or did you come to like a running style because of an uma? Pic unrelated. I came to like fronts because of Taabo.
>>567745816One of the OG (sound) chiyofags, don't put me into the same bowl as those homos.Also I don't even know what the fuck a smash burger is, but I bet it's what I've been doing at home for years, except gayer.
>>567745907yeah I come a lot to umas
>>567745959whats with the lifeless eyes
>>567743158Id rather curren+rice. Curren+falco is mostly just curren as Falco watches. Curren+ rice has rice flipping her switch and seriously competing with Curren to win your favor so you'll keep being her oniisama.#lookatriceTURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS, ONIISAMA>Hardcore deepthroat irrumatios herself on your cock with desperate tears but the glowing eyes of a determined HERO.>Curren physically incapable of removing Rice's mouth from your cock>Cum down her throat and she finally releases only to jump onto your chest and cry as she full power hugs you ONIISAMAAAA PLEASE DON'T FORGET ABOUT RICE PLEASE BE RICES ONIISAMA FOREVEHEHERRRRRRR
>>567745907my must pulls turned out to be all runaways or ends with the exception of oreng and fine motion
reading the event story reminds me that i really want to rape urara and rice
Ayabe is kinda weak. I need another end that's not Oguri or Goldshi
PLACE YOUR BETS ON HOW THIS RUN COULD POSSIBLY BRICK ITSELF. I'M GOING ALL IN ON 1000 END SPEED.
>>567740237
>>567746276your supports don't finish
>>567746276Nah it's impossible not to cap Nishino. I'm betting on your SSR cards
>>567746401Laurel
>>567746276>medium Emilechacho.......
Chinpo Stinky
around mares stay awares
if that was mile S I would be already done..........................
>>567746453it's hotter when she's smaller desu
>>567740237one of these days i'm going to build a full armor gundam and paint it orange
"One, one more star before I get my own Taiki! Ah, ah, ah!"
Orfevre sucks so fucking much
>>567745816why did you wrap your stove in foil?
Had my first taste of guts high roll of just 2 cards, not bad... Wrong distance S though so this became a parent run
>>567746893Yeah, me
you don't need mile S. Firm cock is enough
>>567745816that is one disgusting stove holy shit
>>567746893
>>567745907I came to like fronts because of HER
>>567746975I like Orfevre and TM Opera O what does that says about me?
>>567747025Duramente/Kitasan feels.
>>567747154>orfevre>opera>fenomenoLesbian
>>567747174But better
>>567747097that's a horse not a goat silly
Which three are the least bad? Hag and robot were Fast Learner highrolls, Seiun lacks groundwork (=glue? nyo....) and the Suzuka has a guaranteed groundwork but no distance S
highrolled a parent run somehow do you lads think she's cm-usable
>>567747328What the fuck is a goat
>>567747174excuse you Kitasan is too kind to be acting like this towards the dumb retard Uggramente, it's more like Kitasan Cheval
>>567747174Kitasan SHITS on Fraudamente
>>567747432
Kitasan posters should date me
>>567747386it'll get you into A finals for sure.
>>567743668Oi uey Facking diabolical mate
>>567747513what is that cat's problem
why do gutsmaxxing always end up making my umas retarded despite having the same number of wit cards
>>567747513Sex with Doto while shes being harassed by farm animals
>>567747519no image poster should die in a ditch
>>567741812
>>567747603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
>>567747025>"YOU MY ETERNAL RIVAL I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH">"I don't think about you at all"
do you use whistles early during classic/junior year to shuffle around cards for better relationship trainings?
CONNECTING
>>567747803NoI will use them on dead turns that I need to train on though
>>567747803no, I save them invariably for summers or late-career trainings (senior fall+)
say something nice about my wife
god training in junior yearwatch me fail that 3%
>>567746276the correct answer is shit power and wit but fuck it it's what I'm using
>>567748000>checkedShe is very 4chan
nutrainer here I have 40k carrats savedwhat should I spend them on?
>>567748035phewI was 5 coins off a speed anklet btw
>>567747457>>567747459Reminder that Duramente:>never lost to Kitasan>fucked Sweep Tosho before Kitasan>fucked Kitasan's mom>is more (You)sexual than Kitasan
>>567748210uma you enjoy, or upcoming metaslop cards
>>567748210post deck and umas, then we can give you advice
>>567748000i like how she includes urara and doto in her hijinks
>>567748035>>567748238what are you going to do with all that speed when you cap it before senior summer
>>567748210
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>567748000
How do I train Umas for the open league? Is it worth it to build parents?
>>567745816
>>567748210new to the game? kitalets need to get maruzensky (200 pulls) and tachyon speed (400 pulls, with 50-100 free) in about two monthsso save EVERYTHING
>>567748285
ANOTHER one>>567748436I'm gonna pump wit and power then or race...
>A connection error occurred>Retry>A connection error occurred>go to Title Screen>A connection error occurred>teiomelty.jpeg>a duplicate file exists heredanchou, I'm not gonna play today, YADA
>>567748571
>>567748571that's an excellent Oklahoma burger, anon, very nice
>>567747703>6/7 inchesDamn, no bitches for the little guys, huh
>>567748716woah...
>>567748716ssssssick friesgimme those
>>567748820If it makes you feel any better, in the full image, the dick is very clearly much bigger than 6-7 inches
>>567748716>2 burgers>fries>ketchupthis is like 1500 calories
>>567748716Bless the USA
>>567748285>had to leg hurty to dodge Kitasan at full power>imagine using the town bicycle as a gotcha>who cares>had to be (You)sexual just to gain an upper hand against KitasanKitasan would wreck Dumbramente
>>567749017says the umawhore that makes private dances to her trainer
>>567748803thanks>>567748865they kinda suck because i started the air fryer too early>>567748947i didn't eat breakfast and i skip dinner when i make burgers
>>567749151that's a plus for me (her trainer)
>>567746486huh i made a lot of these chiyo soundposts during the catbox outage dates. at this point i dont think they're coming back like the catbox dev said. maybe i still have this sound file though.
>>567749214>i didn't eat breakfastbut how did you feel about that?
>>567747457>>567747459I was mostly thinking of that scene. Poor Kitachan.
nutrainer hereI have 40k carrats savedany heterosexual uma I can spend it on?
>>567749461I FUCKING HATE D*RAMENTE KITASAN DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT
>>567746901>>567747024dont like cleaning the stove so i use foil and replace it every few weeks
Daiwa needed her own category, I realized
>>567749442It never fails to make me mad that pointing out the flawed premise of this question somehow constitutes a win to the idiots asking it
>>567749648>Bakushin>deserved rape
>>567749578NIGGER YOU A GENIUS>t.hate cleaning the stove
>>567747703I could literally never go soft in Helios' presence.
>>567749648Is this for female trainers only?
Is Ignited Spirit Power good for CM14?
>>567748716EXPLODE (in the bathroom)
>>567749648but Taishin is the one that rapes you
>>567749737explain further? it's just a silly meme, it's not that deep, and the original story was pretty funny
Posting the better & far less degenerate tier list
I raised this Taishin as a test with a guts build back in Aries, but she actually might still be good to use for Gemini2?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567750028cute, still 'ate her though
>>567749830no, toreinas are all maleningen women can't rape, anyway
>>567747703Why is it always only the length that matters? As the owner of a cock that's quite girthy, but not especially long, I suffer every time.
>>567750076this tier list doesn't affect me since I don't know what ryona means
>>567749293imagine having to reach this far for the barest of trainer x uma crumbs when durarara literally has alternate condition events for her senior valentine's and christmas events that are extremely romantic.
>>567750078>pump>no halo ult>skillpoints towards recoveries
what umas would sit on my face after a race if I ask?
Soon
>>567750309Rice
>>567750309Creeku
>>567750076>biwaI want to forcefully shove my banana down her throat and use her ears as handlebars to get leverage on her massive head as I (huge)skullfuck her
Why is it always rape? Are you guys incapable of bond pairing?
>>567750252no one cares, """""""Brusquemente"""""""
>Great stats>fuckton of acceleration>groundwork>THHAnd no fucking Mile SFFFUUUCCCKKKKKKK
any umas that are (You)sexual but aren't as tryhard and boring as Mayano?
>>567750374Why would you do that to her...
>>567750437I am stupid so I need someone assertive. Anything short of rape will be brushed off as "she's just being nice".
>>567750364>40 days earlier than meI missed Ruolf's Legend Races and it sucks
>>567750437I am unloveableThere is no point in being capable of love
why are yall niggas buying recoveries what the fuck
If Kitasan is so cool, where are the Kitalings? I don't see any of Kitasan's kids being turned into umas.
>>567750287So cheer Halo > pump? Those recoveries were only bought because she was built for something else, she's just winning a bunch of my practice races with those I actually am considering to use for Gemini2.I heard that Nishino's unique actually is probably a good idea to have on ends as well.
>>567750592qrd on matikanefukugreentaru?
>>567750770she's green for an amazing reason
>>567747948Damn this post just got me a double rainbow on a dead turn I'd never thought I could use a whistle on, thanks
>>567750438Today, I will remind them
Duramente is ugly and has a shitty name
>>567750691they're still busy winning races
>>567750885
>>567750543She would like itWatching the normally composed and serious older sister turn into a drooling, snot-covered mess with her makeup running down her face would be satisfyingWhen you finally pull out, she would probably have a really blissed out and dazed expression while coughing up cumHer normally husky, smooth voice would be even more husky, but ragged and roughIn short? It would be hot.
>>567750691I assume they're waiting for the rights for Equinox's rivals before introducing him. Or maybe they're going to wait until Tact/Bouqetd'or are released before imprisoning another legend.
Do a career with an uma you never use! Now!
why are spics obsessed with including spica trainer into porn drawings?
>>567751125shan't be running Ry*n
if only this happened more often...
>>567751060She would not like that you are dirty you are SICK
>>567750706In a rear heavy lobby of 2 fronts 7 ends, 789 and 6 are still behind 3 more end closers. It creates a situation where your win condition is also a lose condition. In most rooms you still want tracing cheer and pump iron, but if you can get a high affinity 3* bloom grandparent in there it's worth buying when it sparks.
>>567751125I haven't trained Dia-chan, Mambo, Tickezo, Biwa, SpeFat, archery Rudolf, or Bono yet
I don't get the "big head" Biwa joke
>>567751241>summer senior yearGo hang out with Mr. C.B more often
>>567750437what he >>567750587 said
>>567751597have you ever seen her?head is MASSIVE, so was the IRL whorse's.
So I just got my 2nd SR Crystal, is it still worth it to use it on power Nishino for the rest of MANT? I'm already switching between Sunday and Helios for my sole power card.
I woke up and impulse rolled for Currenyes, I wasted 20k carratsyes, I know Rickey is coming in a month and a halfyes, I know Tachyon/Light Hello is also 2 months awayyes, I'm a weak man
>>567751501Gotcha, thanks!
>>567751815sex with loli kita
>>567751379Biwa is definitely the type to enjoy rough playSpanking, choking, pinching, slapping, etc.
>>567751806yes. Nishino is a nice power card for MANT, and SR's are about to go extinct anyway
>>567751815>I know Rickey is coming in a month and a halfI didn'tfug
Takarazuka Kinen Fan Vote: 2nd Interim Results Announcement‼ 1)Croix Du Nord, colt, 4yo 2)Meisho Tabaru, colt, 5yo 3)Masquerade Ball, colt, 4yo 4)Regaleira, filly, 5yo 5)Museum Mile, colt, 4yo 6)Danon Decile, colt, 5yo 7)Energico, colt, 4yo 8)Lovcen, colt, 3yo 9)Admire Tela, colt, 5yo 10)Embroidery, filly, 4yoThis is just a vote, not confirmed they're all running, Lovcen for example may be kept for the Kikuka Sho
>>567751597
They are too damn cute.
>>567751986Rickey!
>>567751815that's what happened for me and pic related
>>567752081>that adviceFuku would never
>>567752281She already did
>>567751815loli dia raping me
>>567751815another torena drained
imagine being a durashit (RIP) fan and seeing the only times she's brought up is when kitaCHAD, the most important horse of the last 10 years, is mentioned literally just a side character
>>567752374Neicha would do this
>>567752081Japan trainer letter is soulless compared to the big T
Hello friends!!!
>>567752394but that divination came from Shiraoki herself, not some sketchy feng shui
how much is daring strike needed on an end closer oguri?
>>567752470hi
>>567751992>Energico, colt, 4yoDamn, I hope he recovers well from his injury
>>567752623
>>567752394>both rickey and fuku using their powers to arrange umapyoiDevious
>>567752423Kitasan kneels to Orfevre tho
>>567751992Regaleira will mog
>>567752470>>567752623>>567752702god I fucking hate these ugly tanukis
>>567751806If your SSR speed card situation is looking dire you might want to save it for the Pasa SR speed card that comes out with throne (or even SR Curren speed, that one is good too). SR Eiun Sky wit is also a potential target depending on your wit card situation. But like the other anon said, SR cards arent going to be used by long term players for many more scenarios.
>>567752804
>>567746401Laurel would help me finish
>>567752857>encouraging a new player to roll on throne
>>567734535Eishin sex
>>567753104Why so much AI Ai propaganda?
>>567749214>i started the air fryer too earlyyou giant fuck up of a cook...
>>567753102We'll be getting 1200 free support card pulls at the start of GL, it's not impossible to get a few pasa copies there.Did not want to make it sound like anyone should be rolling on throne, my bad
>>567751806Yes Nishino is great and you can cheat with her to get free charming at the beginning of a careerDo not roll on Throne not even for a Pasa SR card, SR cards become obsolete in the next scenario
>>567753082SAVED
this fucking hag
>>567753179I wonder if you roasted or grilled a tanuki how it would taste
>>567750364>He doesn't already have her>He didn't get her with his ticket DAY FUCKING ONE>He didn't already 5 star herFake punny wife of mine fans!>>567751165They're obsessed with a lot of weird shit, akin to normalfags repeating the same joke over and over in YT comments.
ALMOND EYE IS A BIG FRAUD
>>567752851sex with ayabe
>>567753501I was blind to the truth anonmy ticket was used on Rice Shower
>>567752142Lovey dovey sex with Fine
>>567753335actually felt bad for Sirius here, got kwabbed so hardhttps://youtu.be/MWhyp8yiNI8
>>567753609You disgusting failureYou're not a proper/real fan of my funny wife, you're a disgusting RICE EATER!
>>567753789yeah I dont really care, I'll get her and there is nothing you can do about it
>>567753708Chiyanon, recommend me a hetero uma
>>567753656they cheated
>>56775036474 days left hereUghhh I want my Kaichou now now now...
>Dogshit run>Forget to use 9 hammers
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I can.I had never played one of these anime gatcha games. I started playing it a few months ago and I feel like it's having a deep impact within me. It's like the characters are so beautiful I'm suffering from some kind of stendhal syndrome. I see myself thinking about my favourite umas, staring at their pictures. And I'm starting to feel like the real world is not enough for me. I had heard about the whole being into 2D girls and I had never understood it. In fact, I thought it was some kind of insider joke. But now I get it. Being exposed to such beauty might not be good. It's like the effects porn have on some males. I have a wallpaper of Oguri Cap on my pc. BNW on my phone. I see real women and I just think about Stay Gold. About Maruzensky.I don't know, maybe I should maybe quit the game? I wasn't even that much into anime. Just watched some animes a few years ago.
>>567753946Shoving Teio out of the way to go talk to Creek!
This happened 3 times in the past 2 weeks
>highroll run>no head on>highroll run>no mile S>highroll run>prepared to pass>head on, mile S, speed star>lowroll runI want to KILL myself and it's literally just 2 skillsfrontfags do this every run with like a dozen skills and greens???
>567754053Stop posting this
>>567754089FUCK YOU
>>567746713based and lucky pilled
>>567754183I got head on as a hint on a front because I run that first race as pacethat was interesting
This will do for now, on to other ace
Lotta ta ta... Lovin! Lovin!Lotta ta ta... Honey Heart! Honey Heart!Lotta ta ta... Lovin! Lovin!Lotta ta ta... Burning Heart! Burning Heart!
>>567754638unprotected umapyoi with Teio in that outfit on a dangerous day
>>567754638*inserts my penis in your umanko without asking for your consent*
this event proves that curren is not only the cutest umamusume but also the smartest
Is it not a good idea to run 3 ends this cm?
Thoughts on Oguri McQueen?
>>567754859yeah thats not smart
>>567752081https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw
>>567754859>Is it not a good idea to run 3 ends this cm?run a suzuka to cuck A&S
>>567753852
ONLY REAL GODS will understand the meaning of this DEFINITIVE TIER LIST
>>567752726orfraudvre
>>567754871her fat ass and huge dumps probably clog the toilets everyday
GOY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAHHHHHBYYYYYMUNE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOOKIE DOOKIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567754920I don't understand why though, why is it bad compared to say 2 ends and 1 pace?
>>567754871Fat squared
Left or Right?
>>567755072Shion...
>>567753460THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE UP, MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYYY
>>567754968I haven't seen a single Suzu that can block Fronts in Mile
>>567754871isn't this the artist that keeps making Daiwa x Vodka futanari raw all the time
So there's an element of rng regardless of how good your trainee is, right? I can't believe this Tazuna mf tells me my toon is the top contender + favorite and they still come out as 11th
>Teiofag ate a whole box of snack cakes and is sugar rush shitposting
Gee Bill...
>>567755358the perfect allrounder for questing
>>567755245when you are blocked you are blocked
>>567755245Tazuna doesn't lie
>>567755264IT WASN'T A WHOLE BOX!!!
>fag jumpscareat least wait until october you piece of shit
please leak their steam creds to me sweepydev......
>>567755558>a fatass and a liar
>>567755198desu I like both but she's one of the few where I actually do kinda like the og design over what they went with
>>567755681he should sell them on telegram so that he earns a whopping $500 from slavs
>>567755198Right.I would trade every gacha Uma on my account to get it as an in-game outfit.
>>567755558Where did you get these Teio images frim? They're cute
>>567755695
>>567755558Leaving one in the box is basically eating the whole box.
>>567753298>We'll be getting 1200 free support card pulls at the start of GL>1200 pulls free WHAT This has to be a typo
>>567755245Yeah. You can have maxed out wit and sometimes your uma won't activate certain skills which will result in you getting btfo'd by an uma who procced everything
>>567755198Left but with proportions of right.
>>567755903I don't know where they're from originally but I've saved them over time from these threads. I'll post a couple more for you.
>>567756010yeah typo, my bad. 60 on the scenario banner and apparently another 60 on the teio/turbo banner
I saw this horse race a while ago and I want it to become famous and a 2 star uma musume just so we can use it as a reaction image
>>567756164It'd be best if you posted far less.
>>567755848a lot of money for your average sea
>>567755417*tries to sprint**trips and bruises nose*
>>567756164
>>567755198right but remove the shawl and use the bottom half of the boot design from the left
>>567756392
>>567755217Is that a bulge
I have a friend that thinks Orfevre is the best and most goated Uma ever and pisses me off
>>567756630need more uma office ladies
>>567754871might as well toss spe in to create the fatty chimera ceberus
>>567756778sex with this poster
>>567755245Every single thing in this game have rng elements, your skills wit check, rush witcheck, track gates, late start etc. Nothing is concrete
assuming this schedule, how FUCKED am I if I really want these umas and cards?
>>567756780>>567734803mommy
>>567756883Salary status?
OisuI've been getting fast learner way too frequently recently, something terrible will happen soon
>>567756938poverty monkey 3rd worlder
post something cute
>>567756778Orfevre would KNEEL to KitaGOD
>>567757085you first
>>567757061Are you attractive? We could arrange for something...
Unlimited orange on the feed
>>567756883bro what did you do to your carat stash...?
>>567757383blast it all on MR. CBno copies, couldn't even get enough for a sparkdaitakuhelioslaughsatyoursmalcarrot.gif
This thread needs more color
>>567757337Buena isn't that sexy
>>567757450You are a grade A retard, lmao.
the fag hours are startingbye bye eurochuds
>>567757085
>>567757558all good things must come to an end
>>567756778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHtadsETOkI mean just like at the way Orfevre ended his career, the absolute fucking dominance>"THIS IS IT BURN THIS MOMENT INTO YOUR EYES">"ORFEVRE ORFEVRE DA!!!!!!!"Hugely based
>>567757558>20:00It's prime yurohours bro
>>567756868
>>567757450>couldn't even get enough for a sparkCygames marks accounts like yours for low rolls when you roll without a spark btw.
>>567757558It takes a fag to recognize another :3
>>567757864based
>>567757776the AI grin™
>>567757337Can't wait to umapyoi Light Hello
>>567756778but he is
are we all training Taishin for next cm?
>>567755358>Same career Why does this shit only happen during parent runs...
Am I going mad or are there no must-pulls supoka after Pasa for a really long time? It looks like the only thing I'm pulling for is Still In Love in 2028.
... the image limit...
I replayed Unity cup to read Ines Fujin's story, and I never want to do it again but I want to get the hotspring ticket so I might have to...
>>567756164I took them from some korean website and clean them up a little
>>567756778I don't particularly like orfevre either but I do like the story about the dying kid he won the race for
>>567758101I mean it depends on your preferred style
>>567757993you have Taishin? >t. only has Golshi and Tamachan for end closers>tfw Golshi sucks in Gemini
>>567758121gomen kaichou
>>567758206>the story about the dying kid he won the race forWho gives a shitwhy is a kid watching horse racing
>>567758101There's guts Orfevre and power Nishino alongside their scenario cardsAlso I don't know if you plan to pull Maya or Pearl but you will need wit Daiwa and stam Shakur too
>>567757848its nearly 21:00 tho? retarded brit (probably not even a real one)
>>567757975
6th to 9th place is pretty generous for an accel, borderline OP but at least it has to be on a straight. I don't think I'll ever get pump or dober's for backliners anymore if Tracen Cheer is available to use
Teio sucks
>>567758415Holy moly..
>>567758121Hoeh... gomennasai...
>>567757537whyI only needed one copy>>567757891I got fucked by not playing bwo
>>567758427cheer bricks all the time if you hit 5th too early
>>567758427You can activate it from 1st place tooYou just need to stay in the back of the pack the entire first half of the race
it's over
>>567758226I'm mostly a frontfag, some dabbling in ends/paces for oshi picks
it's just begun
>>567758348why are you a grown man watching little girls dancing in a stage
>>567758551fat fuck
>>567758551why is english teacher an insult?
Gutsmaxxing sucks, man. And I have to do this for CM14 and CM16?
https://x.com/i/status/2057478449363882013
>>567758668because they are cute and hot???
HUZZAH! THE IMAGE LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED! >stupid bird.jpeg
>>567758617If your support cards are mostly front then yeah you dont have a lot you NEED to pull on for a long ass time aside from scenario stuff
>>567758539Taking out my dick and ejaculating on Chrono's back
>>567758195thank you for your service
>eishin_flash_seiyuu.png
>>567758859there you go, horses are cute and hot too!
>>567758753english teacher tend to be huge child molester, trying to get a hold in japan to diddle high schooler or younger
>>567758753being an english teacher is associated to foreigners and also to perverts
king_halo_spreading_her_first_rate_cheeks.webbum
>>567758184Vivlos is trans btw
>>567758348because he liked horses???I agreed with you about orfevre, maybe you just need to get that gritty sand out of your neo vagina
>>567758775The only time you have to gutsmax is if your deck is total shit and you have all of the guts cards (Ayabe, Ulala, Yukino, etc) at MLB.You can do a standard speed+wit deck just fine.
>>567759252post proof
>>567758352Planning on pulling for Cat MayanoThanks for the heads up on Daiwa wit and Shakur stam, added them to my pull plan. Should be able to MLB them because I will have 3-5 rainbow crystals at that point, so 400 pulls ought to be enough.
>Eishin Flash IRL horse pic with cock and balls out.png
Umas that don't like showering?
>>567758617>frontfag>no rickey (best front for dirt)>no kitasan white (best medium front and inherit still used to this day)>no valentine ines fujin (nu V.bourbon)>no christmas palmer (best long runaway for triple front)>no anime kitasan (best front for long then second best after Maya)
FINE I'LL BAKE
i would nut in flash's seiyuu
Hang on I'm already baking
pls make a fuku op
>>567759653youd nut to literal trash cans if theyd let you
Put the birthday girl in the OP
>>567759751>>567759751>>567759751move
>>567759786i wouldn't nut to YO MAMA
>>567759287Am I not at a disadvantage if I don't Gutsmax for Miles and Sprints?I'll be outdueled by people who have max Speed+Power+Guts+Wit
I would nut in someone who genuinely loves and cares about me but that doesn't exist thus I will instead fantasize about inseminating an umamusume
>>567759397Orfevre and Nishino are lowkey more important because they are in a double banner with the scenario cardAlso they are used for a long time after, for example long Maya still used power Nishino when she raped Orfevre in 2025 Haruten The next power for front is Tamamo then Bourbon and they can use Neo Universe too
same except me as the uma musume
>>567759938*nuts in you*
>>567760178i would hold your hands and make sweet love to you
>>567760612My avoidant personality would prefer you just had emotionless rough sex with me so that I could pretend you didn't remember me at all afterwards.
>>567760725Let me love you.
let me love you doooooooooooooown
>>567760725I will alternate between emotionless rough sex that leaves bruises on you then I leave before the sun rises and gentle loving sex where we cuddle afterward.
