Previous: >>567759751>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
Digitan LOVE
Stop being fags and schizos this thread. ty
>>567782868SO FUCKING BIG
wahey
>>567782664
orange umas are nice
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bro thinks she's part of the team
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
Holy FUARK my Pasa is such a jobber91258847
>>567782895She's a small hors
>>567783074>againFUCKING STOOOOOOP
>>567783074Ur mama camping every room
Is that retarded avatarfaggot gonna camp every room? Holy fuck
Is it possible to find happiness with Matikanefukukitaru?
i finally got into a room and won
so do paces always win? Is it time for me to figure out how to train taiki shuttle in MANT?
>>567783074Furowa cucking Pasa out of Plancha...
>>567783221Yes, by being unalived
>>567783221yeah...
>>567783221One must consult the lucky charms and Shiraoki-sama
Here's another room111589181115891811158918
>>567783354Forgot the room....58828881
/uma/ should have king of the hill rooms, winner stays on
Stego is so so so cute. I would love to go fishing and camping with her.
>>567783089See the first post! >>567780432133046731330467313304673There's probably still more slots! Come run in a straight line! I haven't checked the lobby in 5 minutes but I'm sure there's still room! Exclamation points are a straight line! The best punctuation!I downloaded this image from Reddit because it showed up in Google image search!
>>567783365Shiraoki-sama, save me!
if you can't join it means you're phoneposting, in which case you don't deserve to joinunless you're the one hosting like a KING!!
>>567783658>See the first postYeah I found it and entered two
>>567783662
>>567783474You guys join these way too fastOISU!581209815812098158120981I can post stats too but I'll be slower at making them
>>567783221only if you get a 7
>>567782086>>567783324Aight, here's my roster of available umas. The parent's I am using are 9*spd and 9* stam single circle. Deck is in the previous ss
>>567783662Maybe you could stop avatarfagging and let others join faggot.I knew /uma/club is cancerous
>>567783508Ines unique inherit could've saved her...63351527
>>567783834Alright. With this 7, I am going to find happiness with Maitkanefukukitaru!Any other number, I'm going to kill myself.
>>567783936rip anon, you shall be remembered
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>>567783815forgot pic!Left latest, right was the other one317148643171486431714864
>>567784007>>567784017Fuck you two in particular.
>>567784007>>567784017>7>7kek
>>567783936don't kill yourself
I can host a few rooms but I have fuck all of umas ready and would have to run with TT stuff, if you guys dont mid
>>567783917>Groove finally won oneHoly78227037
>>567784237No one is running Spe as a debuffer
>>567784115Japa draw shit like this with the sole purpose of making themselves and every lonely otaku out there want to kill themselves. It's like a gosling dog whistle
>>567783917>Ines unique inherit could've saved her...isn't plancha always better>>567784312was about to say I really don't want to remake but she needs speed...velocity can only do so much
>>567783902Honestly you are really close. If you Rico kashimoto friend card I think using her instead of tazuna would probably be enough to push you over the edge. Tazuna was the best friend we had in ura, but Riko and team serius are both way stronger than her and subbing her out for either of them would probably get you the double 1200s.
cm14 status?
I'll make some Gemini rooms tomorrow evening after ace runs, but before then, will these umas get me to A finals? Seiun doesn't have groundwork (=glue? sad), and neither Hag nor (non) Big Nig have distance S. But Hag and Choco were fast learner highrolls, so that's something. It feels like I've hit diminishing returns at this point. And it's been SO LONG since I've run Suzuka part of me wants to believe she can win.
i just want fuku handling tore's banana in a lewd manner
>>567784428It is working.
>>567784430>stupid retard stealing V's avatar now
>>567784060Very close one, thought the Pasa had it646357226463572264635722
>>567784428Your point?
>>567784428>>567784523luckily im snuggling with my bf and holding me tight so this doesnt work on me
it's not my avatar tho? i just like her
>>567784428Okay... so?
>>567784630Proof?
parent looping is fun
>>567784481>but Riko and team serius are both way stronger than hernta but say more? Tazuna looks like the strongest pal card to date, even stronger than Light Hello when she comes out. What am I missing?
Is it currently Vhours?
>>567784312I have no idea how Shichi won that72208703>>567784430Referring to the Front Pasa the other anon brought
>Joined 3 rooms>2nd in all 3it's over
>>567784523>THAT artistIf I was a retarded (self-diagnosed) loner I'd kill myself, whenever I see HIS art, but I'm not so instead all I'll do is cry manly internal tears.Great art, fantastic stories, all around a golden boy.>Also Sprach RudolfStahp it, Japanese.
>>567784576>Complaining about rooms filling up too fast>2 rooms up and one doesn't fillYou guys don't even play the game
>>567784825Silver collector, huh? Welcome back Stay Gold.
Believe Tore is actually really cute and is good at offsetting Believe's serious nature. And Light O really is a special and demanding Uma. >I was going to watch your debut at Tracen but then I saw you in the paddock so I took a shinkansen then ran all the way here and missed everything, oh btw dance for me later" She's just so...
>>567784781>Referring to the Front Pasa the other anon broughtoh damn okay
You telling me there's only 10 Uma posters who like having fun? What the fuck is this, this is harder than recruiting for dungeons in MMOs with no party finder. I think I've legit been recruiting for over a half hour now. Starting to think like 2/3 of the posts in here are bots or schizos controlling seven IPs or Jpfags that don't have global installed.Run in a straight line right now mister or no desert for you.133046731330467313304673
>>567784481That's a great Idea. I have the Rico SSR mlb so I'll try and substitute tazuna with her! I liked tazuna because she recovers a lot of energy + mood which usually drops from failed trainings..
>>567784684https://files.catbox.moe/e9wzxi.png
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>>567784873It's literally only one avatar tranny from /uma/club
Can someone please post the Fuku and Taiki webm?
umasumi
>>567784576ONE SLOT STILL646357226463572264635722
>>567785014Rico is the same. She doesn't recover as much energy, but every single date restores mood and in place of restoring less energy, gives some stats.
>>567784781Forgot screenshot
jigsaw puzzle
>>567785102fineeee guess I HAVE to join
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>jwu>rooms all overWhat is happening
>>567785109Yeah, I used her during the unity cup scenario but I couldn't get into it and switched back to URA after 2 or so weeks
>>567785137Taishin game...58991712
>>567784674I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
Why is it always /uma/club faggots?
>>567785339strong shicher
>>567784863It is always nice to see one of his comic pages translated. Also Takiki.
>>567785257>>567785338
>>567785102NEEEEEEEEEEE TAISHIN173378011733780117337801If this fills slow I'll let sweepy anon host them from now since there's no point in having 2>>567785196You're always welcome in bwo
>>567785513
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>>567785513gwo you can't post that
>>567785513SEX
>>567785338damn japanese comments wanting to make her cry more and more
>>567785513I'm telling Akikawa.
>You're expected to recruit 5 Uma to train and then you're given a big clubroom to work with, otherwise you're just considered a provisional team>Most Trainers end up just becoming assistant trainers to Veteran teams instead.Interesting.
>>567785492thanks gwo...!!
>>567785339why is nobody running fronts in these rooms?
>>567785440Some nice ass contrast work right there, quite the striking image in my opinion.>always nice to seeVery. We (I) need some Panda/MD upload combining all the work for (my) convenience.
>>567785742front is always gaslight
>>567785513I'd rather fuck Palmer.
>>567785339My team is such a job squad56433646Last one>>567785492You can host MambwoI'm getting tired anyway desu
>>567785513sir this is a fuku thread, post naked fuku next time
>>567785742Same reason you get frontless rooms in CM
>>567784492
>>567785513>condomdober wouldn't do this
>>567785513You can't post that
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Whatever, the room is open for another 5 hours so I'm not going to bother spam posting. I'll come back in 2 hours when everyone is off work. One final posting 1000m straight room because I like it and think it's f*n133046731330467313304673Rape you later, neighers.
>>567785742I'm running one Front she is just a jobber though...
>>567785828ty for hosting, was fun
>>567784428its brown coded to feel bad about a love story
>>567785513Dober is a top tier fuckable uma
so can room participants tell us what they learned for this CM? medium made me too used to basic strategies but miles seem more complex
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>missed all the rooms
>>567785492Finally some Flower wins462070024620700246207002Last one since there's another anon hosting too now!>>567785828No worries bwo, thanks for all the rooms!
>>567786148>miles seem more complexwhoever gets a carryover winsit's why taishin is so good, nemesis guarantees a carryover
>room spammingSTOP PLAYING THE GAME AVATARFAGS YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME AAAA
Do I even want Uma Stan on an uma with Tracen Cheer?
>Pokke Guitar>Tachyon Violin>Manhattan Cafe Percussions>Dantsu Flame Bass >Light O ends up being vocals because every time she was put on an instrument she'd just rush through her partHa
>>567785828Chiyo speed is unmatched Sankyu to all the participants AhMuch to think about...
>>567785742/uma/ has always tended to favorite backliners over the other two positions, so you're more likely to see more late/ends in the rooms
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Remember: You are NOT supposed to fuck the Umas.
You know, if everyone is playing Front+Pace+End it makes ends way stronger than they should be. If you add a cheeky Late goombler it fucks ALL ends because they will get paced down hard, no lates means ends can push hard without worries.
>>567786219STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!Thanks for joining bwos! Good to see a lot of rooms being posted!
>>567786582?
>>567786582I keep telling them no, they keep raping me anyway
this concert is so fun>>567786684ty for hosting too !
>There is a unique relationship name for the 2005 classic Mares>"The Arrival of the Mare Era"Just like Main Story 2...
>>567782664Matikane
>>567766885you're not insane. I just opened it on phone and it does run smoother, feels weird
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>>567786785Maremusume.
>>567786273i don't have taishin...
1/3 draft aces for cm15 donenow I don't know who to build
Only got to join thrice but is gold skill stacking actually bad for this CM?I keep proc'ing all the skills mid-race but my honses just stays in the back
>>567786582God I wanna fiddle her ears and fix her tail in the morning so bad aaaaaa. This isn't even Halo exclusive, I just wanna do it for my dear uma wife period.
>>567786273>guaranteesnyo
>>567786582It's too late. Creek has gotten me into the inescapable cycle of babyplay
>>567787039
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>all these roomsdid everyone finish their aces at once or what
>>567786949It's a about a decade to early for Ai-chan but I got her mom right now and Ai-chan's kids got into the game too
>>567787321These retards do ‘aces’ and then complain they lost their cms
you now remember anons making fun of taishin pullers, because she's the best uma in only half the cms and she has a scripted mood down event or something.
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Being Admire Groove is suffering.
>>567785338would she also cry if I end up fucking Chevacchi by accident?
>>567787438>pace fine
>>567786785is that why rhein kraft seems to be the protagonist of the main story part 2? kinda cute
>>567784481>>567785109omg so damn close... but I think I can get with some more luck. Just not need to fail 1-2 sub 20% trainings and I'll surely get it with that set-up. Thanks guys!
>>567785915the condom is just to get him hard, it also has a lot of holes
>>567787373>>567786949
>>567787462admiring her groove (umanko)
>>567787476It''s part of the strategy to make ayabby win faggot
>>567787321I've started making them during medium CM, now that I've seen them winning a good amount I'm just gonna slack off until next medium
time for pull plan postingI had to revise mine after consultation, everything up to Ramonu (trainee) is largely set, I could switch Hokko out for VFujin, but Hokko's an oshi pick and while I'm mostly a frontfag, I'm not enslaved to it. I hope Kitasan Blanco is worth it...
>>567787375I do aces, complain when I get thrown into group A and have to win against competent players to reach finals
Remember: do NOT go on a date with your Uma. It will not end well (for you.)
>>567787665ayabby!
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>>567787665no need to call me that.....I'm an ayabesis too...
>>567787828Nah, id win.
>>567787907Then don't question my positioning
>>567787734If I can get swimsuit Mac early then I can afford Yeppers.
>>567787953
>>567787734SweepLight HelloPasa SpeedSweep (Wedding)OrfevreBuenaStego
>>567787936No, you don't understand. An Uma does not stop when you are done. They keep going until your body is bruised and your spirit broken.
>>567787992...
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>>567788115
>>567787992I am gonna position myself behind you
>>567787992retard
>>567788218now we just need the glory eyes soundpost guy
>>567788115>>567787907Your dedication to End Finemo is appreciated bwo
>>567788218Who's the Joshua Graham of umamusume?
I'll do some rooms too816430158164301581643015
>>567788095I'd win.Simple as.
>>567787734These are the big ones for me, Light Hello I might go to 400 on if I'm super unlucky
>>567786319In a vacuum looking at just that one uma's chances of hitting tracen cheer, No you don't want it.If your goal is to hit tracen cheer as often as possible, then you should subscribe to maximize late race mentality. You don't want to have early or mid-race skills, you probably want lower than average wits, still high enough to resist being rushed but lower than the rest of the competition so you stay at the back. Every single one of your skills that you purchase is going to be something that only activates on the final corner or later, or after 50%. Your goal is to sandbag as hard as you can and then chain that into the highest achievable speed stat that you can possibly muster together with every powerful late race skill you can find to turn yourself into a fucking rocket.Every speed Green you can buy that has a realistic chance of hitting should be purchased.King Halo in particular has spring Bring NTR for firm menace RNG your way into left-handedOuter post has a 44% chance to hit. Long shot, I really don't know how your favorite odds are calculated, but if you can get a build that consistently shows up as bottom six, that's a 67% chance to hit.Lone Wolf, most people stopped worrying about. That's more free shit.If you can get all that that's 1540 speed unaffected by soft ceilings, 1694 with mile S.After that, by every corner and final corner and 2nd half of the race skill you can find and just pray you can run down the world.
>>567788337>good>cloudyit's firm and sunny gwo..
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>>567788075I just noticed I have a spare 200 for Ramonu. Maybe I can add Rob Roy/Festa. Otherwise I could 2x spark golden groundwork bourbon. We'll see how the burnout is by then.
>>567785973We're ready for fun now!
this was it from me, gotta go do some stuffcya
You guys need 200 rolls for umas?
>>567788462996573709965737099657370fixed
>>567788709Thanks for the rooms!
what kind of evil ass rape rng are future scenarios going to have?A bad MANT run is such an incredible waste of time and resources.
>>567788751in the worst scenario yes
>>567787734these are my plans until Ramonu, I'll see after that on what I'll roll>>567788751better to count you will need pity than to not and get fucked
>>567788751if you don't budget 200 for umas, you are asking to get fuckedand not in the fun wayAfter the umaroll, you see how well you did, and push any balance (if any) to future rolls.
>>567788797You should leak the names again
>>567785973>>567788673The fun begins
>>567789003Huh?
>>567789067>>567789086I can't reply to both of you fuck you for posting things I wanna reply to at the same time
>>567789060We looked pretty cool for a moment.Unfortunately, only Curren Chan has a functioning unique.
>>567788318th-thank..
>>567789060I'm fucking jobbing bros
where did everyone go after the room spam ended
CURRENT CHANG THE WHORE
174928411749284117492841again
SHART FALLUSCOCKSUCKER THE SLUT
>>567789191
CUTE
>>567789451
Absolute cow
>>567789279Wagie
I want Ayabby to rape my ass with her long ass ears and then I want Rice to gape me even more
>>567789086
>Trainer, Believe, Dantsu and Mirako hike up a mountain on their day off>Had no problems getting there but going back suddenly gets weird, as the trail seems to have disappeared and the compass that Believe had just kept spinning in circles>No one could use their phone either, and they kept hearing loud incoming thuds>Suddenly Dantsu Flame's phone goes off and Cafe's like "Hey yeah I don't have much time so I'll just tell you how to get out. Talk about things that'll make you feel really happy" and just hangs upSo people can just randomly get haunted for no reason? Why is this allowed?
>>567789060Congratulations to hishi akebono for winning the niigata stupid bullshit Sprint!That was f*n!
That Taishin is unbeatable holy shit457921574579215745792157
>>567789765Ghost Busters never set up shop in the Umaverse
pick 1, and only 1, and why
>>567789685it could happen
even the Curren plushie is slutty
>>567789513
>>567789823
i guess Pace and Late are the most soulful positions
>>567789872Curren because Falco is married to her job and her puss stinks of after-concert-premium-fanbase-orgy-ojii-san-cumAt least Curren only fucks another one after cleaning herself
>>567789872Right because it's the right choice
>Congratulations to hishi akebono for winning the niigata stupid bullshit Sprint!>That was f*n!
>>567789991late is always the most soulful because it is the biggest gamble
>>567789991Most soulful position is lotus
>>567789872Curren Chan because I like white hair more than brown and she's more fashionable and more slutty and more bratty. She'd be way more fun to rape.
>missed all the fun roomsbwos...
447162624471626244716262did that Pasa manage to get off Plancha? damn
>>567789802BONO BOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOShoutouts to the other Bono brother (presumably the Bonofag)
>>567790308I'm a Scarletfag, actually.
>>567789872curren chanfalco is ugly, looks like a npc and curren is more sexy
786071747860717478607174and here I thought my fronts were ok.......
>>567789802How do you even train her just sprints and miles? or forget about getting mile spark and go full medium to get more stats?
>>567790390I need her
>>567790570Curren marries youFalco becomes a priestThere's only one correct answer
>>567790190You didn't miss much. It's all the same anons joining each others' rooms
>>567789872Curren. She's really hot
>>567789872Mejiro
>>567790583Brother on brother violence in these rooms
Looking forward to Sprint CM so I can bust out my forbidden Sprint Archer!Rudolf
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>567790827very much so, but it was a strong Taishin, Mambromou ikkai916582169165821691658216
>>567789685B-Bend over, Onii-sama!
>>567791080
which uma do you want me to do in koikatsuheavy NTS tho
>>567791239Windy's big Stinko
Shinko Windy has to be the worst uma in the game. It's amazing they decided to have her be a 3* one
>>567789991well yeah
>>567791417>ntsLETS GO RICKEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>567791417Smart Falcon
>>567791486UOOOOOOOOOOOH JUVENILE FILLY
>>567791105now I know what it takes to win as front>UG rank>perfect set of skills>1200/1200/1200 speed/pwr/witfuck me.............529940755299407552994075
>>567791417narita top road
>>567790614There's plenty of sprints and miles to let you run all the races you need. A once threw on the planner says I can get 39 with only one risky triple race to fish for a minor epithet off of just sprints and miles. Yes, there are less g1s available if you do this, so if you want to maximize your skill points you do need to medium spark and take the tiara route. It's probably only one skill worth difference though.
>>567791586That Ug still loses to ones with dodging and prudent...
>>567791540HOLY SHIT ITS HIM... mr.... mr... uhhhh
>>567791182Ear shit posting aside, I would let rice peg me if that's what she really wanted. Quid pro quo though. If she can fuck my ass then I can fuck hers.
Give me a (You) or I rape Cheval Grand.
>>567791694It's clearly Roppei
Do it, rape Cheval and post pics
>>567791694Hey, it's Cheval!!!!
uma for this energy?
This is what they took from me
Rickeyfags would spend hours grinding greens for their waifu while she sucks off little boys at their local park
>>567791875that plushie is impossible to get
mou ikkai.....836705108367051083670510
>>567791949ew
>>567790295FUCK YOU
>>567791872uma for THESE energy balls?
>>567791872Satono Crown
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Reworked my open vbobothe chances of having to fight against other fronts is very low, so I decided to get greedy and buy a lot of speed carryover skills
>>567792053who?
>>567792040nonomi is literally blonde creek
>>567791875I wanted a boy to continue my trainer legacy but every time we try, we keep getting umamusume
(last one) you know the drill>>567792040>>567792038??? what the fuck did she do to you!?>>567792053explain crown to me
>>567791949
>>567791472What kind of roommate does she have, must be some kind of motherly figure like supercreek to have such patience.
>>567787462Red schizos tend to flock to her for some reason
Sex with the Saintess
>front podium*coughs dark blood*
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>>567792162You are sick...
>>567792210>can't fucking sleep because this bitch keeps praying for you at night>wake up, see a weirdo fucking poster of vodka that creeps you out>tell her to take it down because it's fucking creepy and she refuses
>>567785513Those nipples look like screws.
>>567792162I would have guessed that was a S rank bobo if you didn't show me the rating letter and numbers
>>567792192exist, I fucking HATE Mejiro Bright
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>>567792040She owes me>cuddling>ear cleaning>headpats>hugs>paizuri>nursing handjobs
do they EVER power creep maestro and stop it from being the default stam skill
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>>567792412>>567792412>hating someone purely for existing, and being cute>>567792431based
>>567792234why is she wearing star of david adornments is she the first jewish uma
>>567792592raping finemo posters.
>>567792592she's evil and cunning
beholda fatty
>>567792234isn't this dangerous for horses
>>567792601they're pentagrams, retardcan't you count to 5?
>>567792696BUT YOU FAGS ALL LOVE CUNNY!?
every poster owes me sex
>>567791417Nts?
>got a plushie of smart falcon and curren chan hugging but I didn't have my ss taking software open so now nobody will believe meNo... it was so precious...
Gold City fucks old men for jobs
>>567792660how about apologizing to finemo posters
>>567792592Turning Finemo Posters into Nonomiposters
>>567791616>>567792810Alright NIGGAThis is going to be YOUR FAULT
>>567791875Ricr wife
Men City fuck olds for Gold Jobs
>>567792923the only good rice artisti enjoy his imagery and comics, dont care for the others, esp the lewd stuff
>>567792910I don't like where this is going
>>567792591thanks for the rooms, /uma/ looks like this'll be another B Group finals, saiyaku da
>>567792730why is she wearing pentagram adornments is she the first satanic uma
>>567792706it is cute
>>567792910If you remove the ears she'd be some bitch from Florida
>>567793074No those aren't upside down she's just quirky and probably new-age religious
>>567792910
Yes Jordan it would be bad. Get your act TOGETHER!!!
>>567793131ntrfag would have a FIELD DAY in sarasota
>>567793080just because you figured out I am BROWN mexican SHE WILL PAY FOR IT>>567793014you will>>567793131audible KEK>>567793172I edit the bodies all the time
Thoughts?
>>567792910I LOVE NTS
>>567793131Basic blonde bitch yeah
>>567792910>>567793172BASED
Sex with Jordan the jobber
I wonned
>>567793014Kissing Chrono Genesis and Chronoposters without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
>>567793243Pathetic tits
>>567792589>567791949Yes. With BofA deez nuts
>>567792854whythey need sex correction.
>>567793334i feel like dodging danger is harder to get at this point since no one has it in their legacies anymore
>>567793243Too nervous to be truly eroticFalls firmly into cute
>>567793307What did they mean by that
>>567793243
>>567793194
>kita didn't even start her chain>CB stuck at her second event>yeppers didn't reach her second event>Ulala started her chain in senior year December>don't care, but finemo stuck at her second event
>first inspo gives me gw, ignited wit, mile S>got the fast learner hatFuck... I just know this is too perfect and the game will fuck me with low stats...
I wanted to let you all know that if you are on my friend list I jerk off every day to the idea of raping your trainee behind your back and impregnating her.
>>567793417Stay Brown...
>>567792836>Screenshot softwareWhat kind of third world OS are you playing on?
That's a good thing though, we love white blond women here
>>567793014Smooching Chrono!
>>567792910>koikatsu instead of custom order maidbasic bitch game for basic bitch blonde lmao
>>567792910BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED Keep going
>>567792910I still don’t know what nts is
>>567793549Too happy, make her angry at me
>>567793426imagine the smell
>>567793239Rat bastard
>>567792728It happens to most race horses iirc nowadays on a somewhat minor/non visible scaleVisible post race nosebleeds are only something that happens in a small percentage of horses and results in mandatory rest periods/race suspensions and vet evaluations since severe cases that cause visible nosebleeds can result in long term physical damage to the horses body and career by reducing their lung capacity/scarring internal lung tissue.
>>567792836>my ss taking softwareWhat the FUCK are you babbling about
>>567793549Gold City bukkake
>>567792728>isn't this dangerous for horsesits ok umamusume is whores racing
>>567793626that's easy, just wait 5 minutes
>>567793417>>567793243STEGO SEXOOOOO
>>567793549El Dorado...
>>567793131Heh
>>567793625Netorase, willing giving your lover to someone else to fuck
>>567793131that's what happens with basic bitch designs
>>567793626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msERc02ctkY
>>567793549god anime city is so fucking cute and lovable aaaaaaaaaaa
>>567793784
tldr on the schizo pushing the BBB thing?
I am actually so happy the "basic blonde bitch" term stuck shit is so funny
>>567793882>>567793784
>>567793549folkqueen is going to be so cute animated
>>567793813>>567793840Cute, soothing...
>>567793843
>>567793243This is a little boy you gay pedophile
>>567793948>trying to pull a Milhousecan you be any more pathetic?
>>567793638fuck youthis is your fault NTRposter>>567793617>>567793620get DESTROYEDI will make UMAHUB a reality
>>567794023ellerslie pride sitting on my face
>>567793549we're all brown and blacks here?
i really love how the game decides to ultrabrick your run before you get out of junior year
>>567793938>pushing uh oh V meltyshe's always going to be BBB
>>567794028OHHHHHHHHH so NOW pedophilia is a bad thing, cuz this time its about BOYS! I see how it is!
>>567794126Mostly, yeshttp://poal.me/n3n1hq
>>567794080oh and before someone bitches, no I wont' do thatI will do UMAHUB tho
>>567794137thats the best though fast glue and restart
>>567793938last week anon called NTR a basic blonde bitchit was kinda funny
>>567794080She's so unsexy that this just gives me second hand embarrassment
>>567793938>BBBuhh... Big Breasted Bakushin?
>>567793982
>>567794138you do realize just how fucking insane you read as right? please tell me you are actually pretending and aren't this mentally ill irl
>>567794051keep coping>>567794080KEK
don't open
>>567794080How is it my fault that I guessed rightAt least don't make it so obvious what you are
>>567794340
>>567794340I saw a bitch like this in Kiev
>>567794376what am I you fucking fag
>>567794340Cute, actually
Enough BBBTime for BBA
>>567793938>pushing
>>567794327>Big Breasted Bakushinproofs?
>>567794340>/uma/ likes to pretend they don't like blonde cutiesor maybe you are just gigantic faggots in the end
>>567794531Or more likely, "they" (the schizos) are genetic dead ends and hyper contrarians.
>>567794531nobody likes BBB
>>567794507
>>567794338coping about what, jesus dude I'm not even the Narita Top Road dude; you are literally having exactly zero effect on how she's perceived. you aren't changing her art, or her doujins, or anything; thats why I'm calling you a schizo
Smart Bobo
>>567794458
Enough of BBB or BBATime for ABS
>>567793938He's filing a complaint to the Better Business Bureau or something, idk7 and you shit your pants
>proof?>retards replies with sloplmao thanks for proving his point
>>567794793Anti-lock Braking System?
V hereFinish what you started Koikatsu faggotThen hop on VR chat
did SEAdev fix sweepy or is he still stuck
W here.I like umamusume.Have some umamusume run races and win.Then smile.
>>567795115>he is still using sweepyretard
>>567795025mine was on-model, don't give a shit if it's a genI'm not going to open the game, start a Bakuhin career, and post a webm of her victory animation. Do that yourself, lazy fucking nigger
>white inspiration>What the fuck
>>567795138chat is this real
>>567795025Bakushin has very little art so they have to use slop, please understand.
V here.Hop on discord, I need help ghost writing the next baitpost
who up sweeping their tosho rn
>>567795056I don’t see why not
>>567794507I think she is about average really.
Can someone please post the Kitasan small pp gesture image I lost it
>>567795145never used it just want to laugh at that guy
cumming on raisu chan's belly
Rice cute sex.
>>567795193>target in sight>anchors>highlander>haste>disorient>intense gazeThat's a lot of... interesting stuff
>>567795330https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commits/main/no he didnt
i wish there were umas who like males
>anon wants to make koikatsu porn just for this thread >retards ask for one of the most ugly umas possible may as well ask for Ryan next time
>>567794137>UltrabrickThink you just found the next unbricked club name.
>>567795367
>>567795434Your parents wish you hadnt transitioned
X here, you are pathetic
>>567795392Target, Highlander, Haste, and Intense gaze are usable enough
>only minorities find blondes attractiveso caucasian? gotcha senpai>anon wants to xyz for attention whoringkoikatsu slop is just as lazy as AI slop that the other (probably the same) tard is spamming
>Louder! Tracen Cheer!>Encroaching Shadow!nothing personnel kid
>>567795484LMAO
i wish there were umas with cute bellies
>>567795570ok V stop melting down now
>>567795636I love my wife
>>567795591What's the strongest Taishin that has appeared in the lobbies so far? I want to compare.
>>567795637so like, are you as schizo irl too? do you have friends?
I don't know who V is
>>567795484>>567795601You're supposed to wait longer than exactly 1 minute apart so people can't tell you're replying to yourself.
>>567795793Everyone is V for the schizo, don't reply to him
did they really reg Yanko for the L'Arc?
>>567795367>Rice calls you aniki / anegoNice
>>567795726I'm like 99% sure I'm V too
>call NTR ugly>only toproad fan on earth starts to call everyone a schizolol
>>567795851You are completely delusionalYour transition makes sense now
>>567795670>>567795792>not being white is a bad thing nowracist much? also what does that have to do with anything you incel fucks said? you guys ARE the minority, simple as that.
>>567796020You're literally the most racist person who posts here though
>>567795918We all have a bit of a schizophrenic tendency.
>>567795928He always melts down when people call topro a boring ugly bitch
>>567795713The previous Gemini Cup (Long) she was very strong because you only really had her and Goldship as good end closers. She's really, really, really strong this CM though, my UG1 Taishin doesn't even have 1200 power and can still go from 9th to 1st easily, the acceleration/speed at the end is insane
>schizo melty earlier>schizo melty now againCan't even tell if they are the same person anymore
ok so like, schizo whats the deal with your mental illness?
The only schizophrenia I have is forcing myself to have lewd uma dreams.
>>567796227>pussyThis is a blue board
>>567795478Love me Rice.
>>567796316boring ugly blonde bitch
>>567796418minority, schizo
>>567796020yes. I am racist, white (mexican) and proud
>>567796368That is a good rice picture.
>>567796227
>>567796595hand
my favourite drink is cunnyade
look at these bellies
stay gold's voice sounds too haggy
>>567796679I want to lick these bellies.
>baited so hard he had to go back to avatarfagging dude wants to be a respected thread personality so bad, sadly he's schizophrenic
Which danchous are confirmed brown besides Bricked?>
>/uma/ race wars
>>567795064gross ass mfI don't even play VR chatwhat do I do now
>>567796679
>no timestampsfakest shit I've ever seen
>>567796368I think this is slop...
>>567796825Speaking of brown, is it a weird question if I want to know which umas have darkened/brown pussies or nipples and which umas are pretty pink? Compared to Falco, Curren is of the pink kind btw.
>>567796816I need Kitasex and Diaslut to wear those outfits as adults.
kek he really does not have the balls to respond to the anon that showed his skin color
>>567795876Yes but this is always done ahead of time to prevent issues, it doesn't mean he will run. I don't understand the owner so I have no idea about his plans
>>567796994If I can't tell the difference then I don't really give a shit anon
buncha retards
>>567796368Sweaty umanko...
>>567796864Make her give paizuri to trainer, he is white with a 9 inches cock btw
>>567796927I want to smell Rice Shower
>>567795408QRD? Should I continue not updating?
>>567797012>has had several abortionsCurren has brown pregnancy dyed nipples
>>567797098>that second sentencewe don't do that here
>>567797098so not you?
>>567796816who are you even talking about!!?
>567796816he is a respected thread personality thoyou are just jealous nobody cares about you
Umamusume!
>>567796679Nishino in fan art is very different from Nishino in game...
>>567797278Currens daughter?
>>567797307>respected thread personalitylmao!!
Can you stop making burger hours look bad?
>>567797383>check time in indonesiaevery time
>>567797330Yeah, it's ugly-looking and out-of-character
>>567797073y-you too...
>>567797098>black into race playLike comedy
>lmaokys newfag
>>567797383almond whore
>>567796816loli dia raping me
>>567797307
>>567796286how do I learn this power?
>>567797459MELTY >>567796864look at this maybe it'll calm you down
>>567796816>thread personality>respectablePick one.
>>567797530
>>567787734I got wrecked on the Palma banner, went to pity and the only spook I got was original Finemo who was new, at least. What I get for pulling on an uma I can't really use for three more months, but hey, I like gyarus.It does mean I have to skip on a few cheeky pulls on banners like Sweepy, because I'm still ensuring getting cute butt Makween and Sexshi as my next uma banner while keeping above 60k for Tachyon/Hello. My other umas for the year are Blaze Brian, Kitasan forma Blanco and NY Diamond, Helios, and Ruby, but I may have to skip one of those banners to ensure Ramonu wit.
>>567797269the guy who avatarfags with NTR had the dream of becoming a wannabe janny for some reason, he tried to help people (all he did was post gaslight) by pretending to be an experienced JP player (all his screenshots were stolen from twitter or random japanese blogs) but since no one took him seriously he now calls everybody a schizo while pretending to be white like all browns do
post feet
Jong hours are the only calm hours
2 moar days until Star Anise win the Oaks
>>567797950which one of the 5 toproad nons
>>567797817your post is pretty schizophrenic too ngl
Wow this NTR guy sure is racist I bet he's not afraid of posting his hand or posting on /sp/.
talk about something in the game or something you big dumb bitches
>>567797950>Toproad anonnobody calls you that NTR faggot
A question for true American Torena's.Would your Uma go for Dominos, Papa John's, or Pizza Hut?
>>567797117>>567798068shut up avatarfag
>>567797970I'm really excited for it. I wonder if the predictions that she'll lose because of her sprint bloodline will come true. Definitely rooting for her.
>>567798068sorry but I'm a BIG FUCKING RETARD and just have to "call out" this other idiot avatarfag because I'm just that important to the thread
>>567798068I don't understand how Budding Blossom works. Could Someone explain the conditions other than placing?
forever my ki-WHOA
>>567798215Probably not.
>>567798019seethe harder Vit won't make Narita Top Road any less of a basic blonde bitch
>>567797886
this is a DEMON whose purpose is to DRAIN men in more ways than one
>>567798215Dominos has the better sides. I cant help myself with the pasta.
>>567798310>everyone is Vget a load of this schizo kekaroo
*coughs blood*She's a powerlet...
>>567798289I really, really, really like this image, anon. Can I save it?
>>567798260Did he get glued?
Ummm... Bwos... Doesn't bokumanko just mean boypussy?
>>567798383your other stats and skills should make up for it
>>567798215spending so much money in pizza hurts me so just a little caesars is fine
>>567798019it does, but that's how things went
>>567798348I should be McQueen
>>567798215Dominos, cheaper and more convenient
>>567798264>Could Someone explain the conditions other than placing?Unlikely.
>>567798470Bok/Uma/nko
>YOU are the schizophrenic, not ME!youre both pretty schizophrenic, making me think youre both of them, sure would fit the schizophrenic part, but i doubt even know what that word means and just say it over and over after hearing it on /v/
I'm starting to believe one of the schizos are room hosts or usual lobby joiners. None of these shitposting was happening when the lobbies were thriving.
>>567798215The nearest Classic Pizza Hut is about five hours away, but my gal is worth it.
>>567798601That's because indonesians just woke up
>>567798207literally no one likes Vodka
>>567798381>kekarooOh you're the same schizo who refused to post his event score Hi!
>>567798515Find someone who makes you feel like McQueen
>>567798380this is an evil video
>>567798396it's all yours, first-rate friend
Remember to put Triumphant Pulse on your Taishin, you won't regret it
>>567798601the NTR guy probably maybe likely plays the game, the other dude we have confirmation he doesn't
>>567798601because room hosting happens during euro hours the schizo wasn't awake
Went to see begining of a new era at the movie theater, mahatan cafe was very cute.I wonder when they will make a new movie
Whats the scenario that comes after this one again?>>567798661Vodka is cute though...
>>567798661That's right
>>567798429He was retired after this, but it's hard to find information about where exactly he went.
>>567798383What is Full of Vigor? I've never seen that skill
>>567798720The opposite. The schizo and his tantrums are usually happening during burger/eurohours, and he's MIA during SEAhours onwards. This is constant.
>>567798601That would make sense since avatartrannies like to think they're the most important people in the thread and thus should participate. The NTR and Stego faggots are both frequent jiggers.
>>567798470What about my bokumankos?
>>567798773grand live, aka the one where falco gets cucked by a hag uma
>>567798264The uma need to have a challenge in mid-game. Basically overtake or be overtaked.
>>567798848wat schizo are you talking about?
who is umakwab of the year
>>567798687I made the mistake of making a Ryan parent instead of Oguri... And pulse is on both the Ryan and my borrow but it didn't activate...
>>567798895NTRfag is also a compulsive doxxer
>>567798825Damn, Creek's mating dance is hypnotic.
>>567798910what were they thinking?!
>>567798910No...I refuse to abandon falco
>>567798910
I have two followers but neither the card or the umas they could have borrowed are that good
>>567798923So an end closer is basically guaranteed to trigger it if they can push up far enough?
kingu? impregnation
>>567798720The V posting and NTRfag posting have been happening previous thread until the lobbies thrived, and only happened once again after the lobbies finished this thread. He's been awake the whole time.
I should've rolled harder for Palmer...
>>567799101For this CM, yes
>>567799028>>567799081Hello is such a top tier hag. Falco never stood a chance.
>>567798825mommy
My best Taishin lacks power and all the following Taishin don't have LH or SR....
>>567799094There's a guy that borrows my Summer Maru almost every day and I have no idea why.
>>567798896sniff sniff sniff sniff rero rero rero rero
I join in on the V posting cuz everyone is V and it's funny
Are you telling me you willingly joined a V lobby, knowing full well he could doxx youAnd now you are accusing him on shitposting in the thread?
>he isn't a Taurus Platinum Star
Nice metagame
>hei guise xDDD look at my Ug uma she iz so le bad amirite xDDDD
>a literal month of not seeing hat>suddenly get fast learner from uma event>right after summer this happensGreat...
>>567789872Curren, I don't like Falcon's shoulders
Thread was better with lewd posting
>>567799492shut the fuck up tranny gooner go back to V
god i hate you drama trannies
>>567799452Bit ridiculous
>>567799391He didn't join any lobby nor made any of them it was a Mambo sponsored event
>>567789872Id honestly probably pick falconI just personally think she is cuter
>>567799525Do you prefer this?
>>567799526yeah they suck
>>567799540It's Taishin's world, we're just living in it
Thread was butter with food posting.
if you go 3 fronts you're a flamming faggot who puts sugar in their coffee (sign of weakness)
>>567799557So you are telling me Mambo is full of schizos that are pretending to be V now?This is hilarious
>>567799670I didn't say that, not even imply that. You're hallucinating like a shitty LLM.
>>567799540Frontkeks getting what they deserve.
>>567798910>hagshe's like... 25
>>567798264>Midrace>Corner>Be side by side with someoneThis tends to happen if passing or being passed.If the above happened, then you get the accel when you>Are in 3/4>Are laterace>Are more than halfway through the final corner>Are still on the final corner
>>567799657ate some croissants with salted butter earliergod what a cum worthy moment
nice thread burgerfags
>>567799670It is well known to anyone here Mambo and /uma/club are the main shitposters hereThese clubs are full of schizos that have a lot of free time because they use Sweepy to play for them
>>567799750anything past 12 is past their prime
>>567799350I don't have anything better than an A+ because I missed a significant majority of uma/card banners because I put the game down for 5 months, which is what confuses me
>>567799818nothing is well known about any large group of bad posters here except that they are a bunch of random idiot 4chan anons
Watching a streamer train Suzuka and her moaning is so erotic. Why did you faggots not tell me?
nice burger threadfags
>>567799987Which streamer has an erotic moan?
>>567799557The thing is I don't even think he's in here since his last login was 6h ago. Everyone loves giving him attention and creating a drama out of anything NTR related
Post an image of your favorite uma.
Hey guys, what if we all just ignored and hid and maybe md5 filtered every post about Narita top road or any of of her associated schizos?I think that might be a more productive way of handling things.
>>567799818I'm in mambo and I post like this
>>567800036Zelarinth.
>>567799989nice fagburger thread
i miss you come here
Naizuri oyakodon!
>>567800060Sure
Is there any reason why Oguris Target speed unique is good, but Tamamos target speed unique is kinda shit?They both proc around the same time
>>567800060Alright.
>>567799750umas reach their prime at 13 and it lasts until they're 16, everything after that is too old
thread burger fags nice
>>567799989>>567800192
>>567800060
>>567800414she's saving it for later
Nice butter, breadfags
>>567800442>Yaeno Mutekiimpossible... you dont exist!
>>567799810Salted butter is great, but if you can get some garlic butter going, absolute bliss.
Nice lobster, butterfags
>>567799028>>567799081>>567799237>>567799750I will have bareback drunken (and sober) sex with this Uma and we will have four kids
>>567800254Oguri is 0.45, Tamamo is 0.35 + 0.1 accelThey don't proc around the same time. If your Tamamo has a late activation, your build is shit.
butter posting will save this thread
What's the team composition like in lobbies so far? I can't decide who to run or what inherits to take.
>>567800060>>567800060
>>567800691Someone spent their worthless time on this
>>567800721would that .35 not be meaningful at the same time
>>567800521This. She's a clever hons who will eat it during the race when she gets exhausted. Items that can be used during races should be a thing in general.
>>567800749Ryan is... cute?
>>567798910>>567799750>tfw now anime characters are usually at least half my age>even the so called hags are younger
>>5678007482 front 1 end/pacetriple end2 pace 1 end
>>567800060Im fond of this dirt mucher
Post burgersuhhhh umamusume
>>567800748Ends and high guts build are scary. My standard deck triple pace cant compete.
>>567795216
>>5678007482 ends 1 pace
>>567800060I love her so much.
>>567800570
nice pickle burgerfags
>>567800442She got buffed in anime.
orenji
>>567800748>I can't decide who to run or what inherits to take.If you're already this late, just run triple pace, and then you decide if you want to run an end, or just start with CM15 parents
which umas are moe and which umas aren't
>>567801050WTF HATE MUTEKI NOW!
>>567801050looks less asian
>>567800748If you want to be cancer, run 3 fronts with speed eater on each
>>567801050paizuri muteki
>>5678012383 ends with intense gaze also works kekCB gives it for free on her chain
>>567801238But we're on Gemini..
>>567801331
>>567795193Of course none of my SSRs finished, and I didn't even get end closer and mile hints.What a god awful run
>>567800617been a while I've had some garlic butter, but I remember it being extremely refreshing after the long time I didn't have it. maybe you have a point, next time I'll go and get some.
>>567801276Shouting OSU with every thrust.
>>567801332You need end savvy for that, plus it doesn't give you velocity unlike speed eater
>>567801331Don’t you feel silly?
>>567801002
Why can't we make a new track.. I want to make a new track..
>>567801097
Teio's feet should go inside of my mouth
Make A New Trainer
>>567801626You will blaze the track and you will like it.
>>567801626We only blaze tracks around these parts boy.
>>567801626500m track that's a 25% grade hill
no seriously, why can't we make a custom track made out of only corners and uphills
>>567801691
all downhill track and call it the slide
>>567801620I just ejaculated looking at this image
Make A New Umamusume
make babies with rice chan
>>567801865that's CM9 and we all bitched about PDMs
>>567801784Underage high school pregnancy...
what decks are you running on Cheerleader King Halo?
>>567801642
>>5678019682 speed 1 power 3 wit if you're a normal human being1 speed 3 guts 2 wit if you hate yourself
>>5678020608 guts if you are a first-rate optimal player
>Preparing to build Biwa for Gemini 2, since I run her in every CM>Pace has Flower unique, but is easily cucked by heavy front lobbies and I also can't run any fronts at all myself if I do>Late is also cucked by Ends pushing them out of Cheer Halo uniqueFront Christmas Biwa or End regular Biwa? Leaning towards Front while running her alongside Taishin/S!Maru, Maru could use her unique to push past Biwa who'd then use her own unique to push up as well
>>567801968Kita, Fuku (sometimes NTR if I don't max out speed)power Marvelous for the initial stamina and good skillsCB, FM, and SR Tachyon
>>567801918Oh hey, I actually won that one. Yippie!
>>567802247Front Biwa sounds more fun, go for it
Make A New Thread
Mejiro Paameranian...Mejiro Doberman...
Matikanef Kookytaru
>>567802282Yippie!
>>567802282Congrats anon, that's the only plat that matters
>>567802405what happened to her panties
/uma/ is finally going to die
>>567799540Funny.
>>567802471collateral damage during uma attack
>>567802496I hope you go first
>>567802471it's umagone..
matikanesexukitaru
>>567802560we can die together if we hold hands
>>567802646>>567802646>>567802646
