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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)
Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: The Promised Hour

>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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This thread will also be V
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is this thread hag friendly?
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it happened, i feel burnt out
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how can you stomach 3+ hours of MANT every fucking day
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Happy Birthday!
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>>567801918
CM9 PDM shenanigans led to one of the funniest moments I've ever seen in this game
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Saving Japan's birth rate with Tazuna.
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>>567802802
i dont
haha fuck you danchou i'm not going to farm my fans
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>>567802703
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Which uma is the biggest jobber?
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https://gofile.io/d/kaBDXE
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>>567802890
Ines Fujin takes a lot of jobs, so I guess it's her
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Attention please!

>King Halo Wife.

That is all.
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>>567802817
holy SHIT
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>>567802817
TAAAAIIIIISSSHHHIIIINNNN
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>>567802802
I don't. I do half a MANT run per day and Sweepy does fanruns with the rest of my energy.
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>>567802756
If hag friendly means 'cumming balls deep inside of Light Hello while we french kiss' then yes.
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>>567802756
We love hags here.
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do we hate Taishin or Xoguri more?
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>>567802817
UWAAAAAA TAISHINNNNNN
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What do you think about gaining 50lbs with the press of a button? Should I do it?
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>>567802969
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>>567803071
pretty sure we hate fronts more than those two
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>>567803060
isn't sweepy shit now and ask for your steam acc
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>>567803071
I don't hate either of them but I hate metafaggots that don't run whoever they put on their title
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>no focus
>no early lead
>no third green
>powerlet
So close to perfect...
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Good evening saars, is food posting still redeemable? I have made delicious curry with spinach and dill on the side as my aunt pranjita taught me, please do the needful and post plate and diinner my fellow browns
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>>567803071
XOguri
Base Oguri was already a strong enough option in most CMs and X-mas Guri is just putting it over the edge
At least Taishinfags have been the butt of the joke for so long that I don't mind if she has a CM to dominate
>>567803185
This too
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>>567802646
Yuni RAPE
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>>567803343
man I'm hungry but I can't eat anything after 8 pm
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>>567803439
But it's already 10pm
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>>567802924
Why a horse cock?
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GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>567803473
exactly
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>>567802756
I wonder if hags have the right to claim trainers that were already marked by their trainees at Tracen.
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>>567802924
where's tama's cock
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>>567802817

Absolute kino, that CM was really fun despite the RNG
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>>567803072
Akebono - fugly
Marvelous - decent
Orfevre - gross
Rob Roy - ew
Creek - hot
Taishin - good
Hishi Amazon - meh
Biwa - uggo
Yeppers - gross
Tickezo - eh
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>>567803527
GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
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>>567803343
Looks yummers. Although isn't that curry a bit dry?
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>>567803343
you gonna post your cooking on a daily basis now?
also did you clean your stuff? looks similar to the other ck posts, but its missing the wrapping
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What a fucking waste. CB refused to show up and didn't get enough rainbows on guts.
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>>567803527
>>567803661
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>>567803072
Creek and Biwa are sexo.
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every time I try to jerk off, gentildonna bursts into my room and pins me on my back and drains my balls. I confronted her about it and told her I sometimes need privacy but she just raped me again
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>>567803343
isn't that like, a lot of food
for like 4 people
are you a family man or something
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>https://poal.me/nwvmf9
Putting all my members on a wheel, and rolling once every day
Whoever gets rolled twice in the next 6 days will danchou, if there's no double roll, it's the guy that lands on the last day
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>>567803854
You knew what you signed up for. Your cum is her property, and she is very possessive.
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>>567803593
the first 3 look normal but the 3 from the back look like they are going to rape me, specially Hana
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even after all this time, I can't stop thinking about Daiwa's daiwas...
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>>567803854
You should try raping her back
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>>567804192
both my wives
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>>567803242
>https://gofile.io/d/kaBDXE
I just haven't updated.
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CM 13 status?
https://poal.me/hp3s9x
https://poal.me/hp3s9x
https://poal.me/hp3s9x
have the wounds healed already? Did you expect to win or feel sad about the end resupt of the CM?
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>>567802646
TB is grinding me down. I can't believe there are three more CMs of this slog.
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Live horse auction going on again, most horses are very fucking expensive today. Featured uma parents include Rulership, Logotype, Satono Crown, Cheval Grand, there is one Copano Rickey. #25, a Hokko Tarumae baby just sold for 250k USD and a Kitasan baby is coming up soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DmMXed_S0I

Full list and pedigree here
https://auction.jbis.or.jp/chiba/26ths.php
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sweepy is trash
always has been
there is better bots
stop using sweepy you losers
stop botting period
stop trusting UNTRUSTWORTHY GOFILE LINKS FOR BOTS LMAO YOU RETARDS ENJOY THE DOX
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>>567804264
her left tit is clipping, this is unfapable
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>>567804050
This is why members should do their part and do some runs instead of letting their danchou carry all that weight.
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This finally fucking did it, I am so over this fucking game. I am angry, I am annoyed and I fucking feel insulted. This mile is the sloppiest shittiest CM I've ran into. I'm fucking done and im flatlining the rest of the scenario. Fuck cygames, Fuck MANT and fuck all of you. GL better save this shit
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>>567803635
Sprint BNW was so much fun to see in action even if aptitude RNG was a pain in the rear, even managed to win A finals with Biwa
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>>567804467
>GL better save this shit
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>>567804050
Exceluma only has 2 members bwo
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>>567804372
I lost faith in botting after one of the bot took a screenshot of /uma/ botters along with discord clubs botters last year
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>>567804578
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>567804329
i never bother voting, but I won and I feel like it has cursed my runs this week. Just absolute garbage inspo procs, insanely bad rainbows.. (how did i barely get to 1k speed with kita-ntr-stinko..)
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>>567804467
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>>567804578
Hag Hello
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>>567804592
Autisdancho might be stepping down too
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>>567804467
>GL better save this shit
lmao
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>>567804050
what club
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>>567804234
she's too strong
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>>567804596
that was sweepy, when it was under the last (2nd) management. or was that the third already? i can't remember, or care to remember. either way, that was before the CURRENT retarded guy, that also had a fit recently.
im talking about a completely unrelated bot, no stolen china code, or code period.
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>>567804648
where was this mentioned
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>>567804467
>GL better save this shit
If we get both cards MLBd in 400 rolls
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>>567804659
At least it's shorter.
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How important is Full of Vigor?
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>>567804387
>https://poal.me/hp3s9x
Sorry, I like to open links in new tabs and quick reply automatically does that if it's still highlighted.
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>>567804824
Yeah, 5 minute runs, all abandoned before classic ends.
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>>567804759
Club chat
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>>567803854
mares can smell when you are pent up
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>>567804467
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>early fast learner and mile S by classic April
>proceed to get dogshit summers and not finishing Kitasan and NTR's chain events

THIS FUCKING GAME
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>>567804246
my puny wife
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>>567804372
ok why don't you post a bot better than sweepy then? i'm waiting faggot
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>mambo fell under new management but mambogeddon didn't happen
so what club's downfall do I pray for next then?
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>>567804372
Which bot should I be using then? The lazy gooks didn't accelerate QoL like they promised and I'm not quitting my job to do a MANT run every day.
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>>567804578
the hag will save me at least
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Please don't tell me Firm Course Menace is a MUST for this cm also...
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>>567805030
>spoonfeed me another bot I can ruin by reporting it
use google you stupid fuck its in the top git results
>NOOO YOU DONT HAVE ONE SHUT UP
try harder loser
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>>567805061
uma&co
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>>567805061
Tamalove
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>5 turf sparks in a row on Nishino in 15 runs now with 0 mile pinks.
Fuck this game.
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>>567805125

It's not, accels + guts + power are. The extra 60 speed/power won't save you if you cant hit enough accels going into the final straight. Biggest mistake is using the wrong parents for your runstyle
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>>567804467
>GL better save this shit
lol good luck getting stam if you dont have Super creek
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>>567804234
i will rape satono diamond
i will rape mejiro ardan
i will rape gentildonna
damn erotic umas seducing me
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>>567805125
Yup, if you don't have FCM you are bricked and autolost
If you dont have guts ayabe you autolost
If you don't have wit CB you autolost
If you don't have the meta fronts you autolost
F2P scenario btw
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT RACE SUDDENLY GETTING RIVALS NOW THAT WE'RE ON A MILE CM? 90% OF THE TIME IT WAS JUST TOKYO SPORTS HAI THAT GOT ONE UNTIL NOW
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>>567805278
>lol good luck getting stam if you dont have Super creek
what
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>>567805340
It doesnt matter you want your end closer corners now eat the bugs faggot
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>>567805125
It isn't and I've won a few rooms without Mile S as well.
If you hit accels and win duels you'll just win because no one has enough time to catch up
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turf S is enough
mile S is optional
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>>567805129
>random schizo outburts
take your meds
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>>567804578
>>567804647
Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love
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>>567805421
Ignore the retard, he doesn't play the game if he thinks you're running any stam cards on GL
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>thread already going to shit
It's over
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>>567805475
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Sex with Falco
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>>567805421
>she doesnt know
you aint getting stam if you arent clicking on it buddy ahhh but good luck clicking on it when you gotta get 1600 speed aaaas
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I lost track of who owes whom sex.
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>>567805475
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>>567805606
You're a retarded gaslighting faggot
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>>567805478
bwo your 564 double murmur? your arima kinen?
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>>567805606
>she
I'm a manly man wtf bro
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>>567805564
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>>567805612
Creek and Creekposters owe me babyplay
Laurel and Laurelposters owe me something sex-related
Dia and Diaposters need to respect my consent
Kita and Kitaposters owe me kisses.
That's about it.
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>>567805125
If you didnt MLB NTR and borrow Mr. CB might as well go Open League now
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>>567805469
interesting but too late for me
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>>567805125
it's shit
the track is too short for it to have a huge effect
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>>567805436
She jobbed away all her clocks and is in the trailer heading to the glue factory now.
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>>567805564
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>>567805125
Check kachidev umalator
see that in CM13 Firm course menace gave you 1.1 length difference
see that in CM14 it gives you .4 length difference
pick daring strike instead
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>>567805913
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>>567805913
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note that the porn poster spams actual porn
getting banned, unbanning himself, then continues
just like the other gooners
or the anti jp schizo
curious
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>>567805913
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>>567805913
You can't post that
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>>567805913
Me in the middle left
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>>567805913
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>>567805913
Hold on, Anon. You may want to go back and read the rules of this board again.
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>>567805913
Kentucky Derby vice-president of advertising here.

What's this?
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Creek is the most overrated support in the game
just remember there's people out there who got gaslighted into rerolling, using their selectors, rolling on her rerun banner, even using their sunstones on her just for her to be used in ONE distance out of four
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>>567806101
It's something that earns you billions of dollars
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>>567805913
falling into the iwara/koiktsu uma rabbit hole made me FUCKED UP
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>>567803527
>>567803661
>>567803824
STOP THAT!
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>>567806152
1.5/4 because of those long mediums but yeah
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>>567806101
Umapyoi just like in the song
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>>567806274
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>>567806237
i didn't even use creek on dahby and none of my umas gassed out
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>>567805913
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>>567806152
>sunstones
trauma victim
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>>567806210
yeah its the only medium where you dont have to filter through a million sloppers to find a decent one
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>>567805913
I fucking love umapyoing with Dober
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>>567806237
with Riko + stamina sparks is impossible to get less than 800 bro
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Marry and reproduce (with your trainee)
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>>567806485
Yes I will go to Germany with you
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>>567806485
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>>567805981
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>>567806351
In MANT you just use power cards, but in URA/Unity mediums required stam. I used a free voucher and crystal on Creek and don't regret it. Cheer Halo is the only objectively bad use of carats that I deeply regret.
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>>567806461
orenji love
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Just a little bit longer until euro hours the only time this thread is fucking usable
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>>567806595
You didnt check to see if the first sprint that releases after cheer halo is actually a cheer halo track?
shame on you assuming that cygames makes smart decisions
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>>567806517
>7
Shiraoki-sama has graced us with wisdom yet again
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every time i have to clock tenno sho i understand that jap ceo who wants to change it to a medium
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>>567806678
SHUT
THE FUCK UP
AVATARFAG
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>>567806485
>>567806529
>>567806550
Stop posting Eishin Flash
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>>567806392
>2022
>/gbfg/ is still the same
funnyroo as that one guy says
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koikatsu anon here
give me ideas or I'll default to NTR hardcore NTR black shit
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>>567805653
Post Cheval
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>>567806762
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make NTR hardcore NTR black shit
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>>567806781
that general is inhabited by maybe 15 people total and all of them are mentally ill schizophrenics
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god I wish I was Nishino
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>>567806762
>>567806851
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>>567806817
do it pussy
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I refuse to copulate with German women
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>>567806817
do it so the avatarfag gets upset
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Good thing it was a parent run
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I FUCKING HATE CAPPING SPEED BEFORE SENIRO SUMMER ENDS FUCK
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>>567806818
sorry bwo you wont get (you)'s by being a coward
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>>567806817
Golshi and Gentildonna making out. Bonus points if they're riding a guy's dick and face.
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>>567806845

>>567806986
>no sound
whats the point
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>>567806817
Don't be NTR but RAPE. Understand the differentiation.
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>>567806817
whatever you do make their tits 2x the size of their head
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I'm not clicking any catbox link, if you want my attention you better not be a pussy
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>>567807032
yeah bwo just edit the 17mb into a 4mb video just so you can upload it and it will look like shit but its fine bwo
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>>567806695
I was pulling for Nature. I got Nature in 17 pulls and got greedy. Halo made me spend 183 more pulls and I barely got anything offbanner. Those pulls could have been Copano Rickey or Wedding Curren.
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>>567806504
Well done, using 2 cards to mimic the fraction of the power of one card
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>>567806972
funny how this schizo cares more kek
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>>567806485
>>567806550
My paizuri slave
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>>567807189
waaah waaaah
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>>567807176
you're already upset just by me promotion his idea bro, you are mentally ill
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>>567806817
Do it
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>>567807105
Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
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>>567807264
>ESL schizo
lol
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this place is a nuthouse
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>>567807258
You are the one being a crybaby about (You)s, either measure up or get ignored
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This place is NUTS
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>>567807384
Yes, I nut to koikatsu and AI slop here
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>>567803131
need more of these stupid stickers. Anyone has the collections?
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>>567807369
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>>567807278
>>567806927
>>567806972
>>567807176
>>567807016
>>567807124
>>567807127
alright then, give me 2 to 3 hours I have to eat my veggies

>>567807038
I unironically don't do yuri
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>>567807264
He isn't wrong in that wanting to see blackedshit makes you mentally ill
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>>567807417
MANT has done irreperable damage to this thread. All our current schizos came out during MANT
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>>567807512
I'm so fucking jealous...
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>>567807384
only when the NTR fag is online
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>>567806724
Nigga what avatar do you see with my post? Am I not allowed to bitch?
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>>567807535
Bwo add sounds too
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>>567807535
Understandable. It was just the first thing thay popped in my head.
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Bait him a bit more and the chances mods ban the koikatsu jeet for off-topic increase
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Why are the schizos having a melty now? V is not even here to taunt them.
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>>567807546
>came comes out
>fastest thread on the board, if not the site
>unity comes out, things stay good, but naturally things died down a bit
>MANT comes out, things die completely, the threads going silent for minutes at times, schizos and trash poster being at an all time high due to this
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LARGE concert will save this general
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post clingy umas
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>>567807703
Why do you want to ban me
>want to deliver OC lewds for the umafrens
>NO BRO YOU MUST BE BANNE???
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>>567807703
>mods banning for off-topic
at best theyll ban you for racism, then realize they cant actually do that, and ban you for off-topic instead
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>>567804361
The Kita baby went for 220 million Yen, or 1.4 million USD!
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>>567807818
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>>567807724
>came comes out
OHNONONONO CHIYOBLUDIDDY EPSTEIN IS A ESL BROWN THIRD WORLDER BLUD BLUD IS SEA BROWN SHITSKIN OHNONONONONO
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>>567807336
I need Flash to wring me dry with her tits
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>>567807804
it's BIG SHOW
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>>567807818
my super cute adopted daughter teio
out of frame: my super punny and cute wife luna
>>567807937
THE... THE big show
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>>567807804
>>567807937
HUUUUUUGE RECITAL ackshually
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>>567807914
Teio wouldn't say that during anal sex
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Since when do we have this many browns at this hour? The koikatsu fag admitted to being a mexican turd brown, and now we have jeets and other mystery meats asking him to do blacked shit but unironically
Honesty I have only seen this gay ass behavior in /v/
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now she has the same skill color as her avatarfag
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>>567807857
>Cheval kids
Man I wish those were good and winners just so the owner feel bad for cutting his balls
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>>567807512
feeling Daiwa's legs with my arm while McQueen touches my penis with her foot

and Teio is there I guess
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>>567808006
You want it too my bro
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>>567807821
>OC
kek
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>567808006
i paid indians 0.34$ cents per hour to shit up the thread for my amusement
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>skill
ESL browns
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finally got out of hospital for today
i need maru lewds
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I don't want to go to Duesseldorf
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>sudden influx of "ESL ESL ESL BROWN RBOWNDWLKDAKL" posting
noticing
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>been struggling to get a single mile proc on FMW/Nishi despite 7-9*
>Tam procs 4 pink miles
this game..
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I did three runs today after flatlining since round 2 danchou...
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>>567808159
reminder that no one hates browns more than browns themselves
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>>567808221
ironic innit
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>>567808221
so we are all brown in here?
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>>567808159
>always during burger hours
>when the thread is at its shittiest
hmmmmm
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>>567807512
Too many shoes to sniff
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>>567799658
I run 3 fronts in most CMs now after pulling VBourbon, SMaru, and Kitasan/Sky all within a month of each other or so, and drink black coffee exclusively. No cream/milk/sugar any the fuck else, just coffee, as Shiraoki-sama intended.
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>>567808221
Only a brown would say this
I'm white, and you have no idea how awful it is to have browns settle next door and call themselves your neighbors
Loud disgusting music, shitty accent, whatever they cook smells terrible.
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I'm watching horse auction at 5 am because I can't sleep...
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>>567808296
>reading comprehension
a sign of a minority, aka caucasians
>>567808323
see above
>>567808371
>im white
what a minority would say... oh wait
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>>567808221
Boku no tamashii wa nihon no mono desu
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>>567808323
Sorry lil bro but its actually Kiribati hours rn
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mant is tearing this place apart
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>>567808430
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LOLI DIA-CHAN AND LOLI KITA-CHAN ARE SO CUTE TToTT
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MANT didn't do this. I did.
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Your fault
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>>567808630
wrong
I did this
as in I had sex with Narita Tits Road
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>late are winning more and more in cm14 lobbies
im nyoooooociting
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>>567808518
I really should have continued with my japanese classes back in 2021, I can still understand this. oh well, learning hiragana/katakana and a few kanjis have helped me a lot anyways
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>don't have Taishin
>my triple fronts are ok but I'm f2p and it shows
>still have vietnam flashbacks of my triple pace team getting btfo'd by PDM in Aquarius
I think I'm just doomed. Doubt I can get a 1200/1200/1200 giga-stacked Bourbon because no Finemo, and she's the only uma I saw beating Taishin in rooms today.
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>>567808296
No white person who has self respect would submit himself grinding horsegirls 1-3 hours a day
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>>567808556
TAP DATASS CITY
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>>567808430
loli dia raping me
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Thats right
It was me
I did it
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sex with mares
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>>567808518
You will always be Kentuckian
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for onii-chan's eyes only
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ORANGE WIFE
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Doto is behind all of this
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>>567808518
>Moshimosh! Keisatsu? Hai, kore wa ninhonjin janaiyo.
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>>567808696
Were they gutsmaxxing lates or just SPD+Wit
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>>567808724
bro your speed eater? whole point of triple front is speed eater + cucking half the lobby out accels
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/uma/ is turning into a schizo wreck like every other gatcha general
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>>567808768
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>>567803938
im a big guy. but also my wife loves my cooking and likes extra helpings of the veggie side.

>>567803751
this is the first post ive made, i am simply following in the footsteps of the other dinnermen, please understand
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>>567808840
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>>567808518
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>>567808710
I've been procrastinating for fifteen years...

>>567808863
>>567808771
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>>567808845
so said TM Opera O
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>>567808942
Trump, sink this fat blob
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>>567808895
not if i have something to say about it...
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You would all fold for a mestiza mommy in half a second
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>>567808960
the cutest
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>>567808945
>please understand
I shant you FAKER!
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>>567809001
>>567808518
Grass and Grassposters owe me sex
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>>567808710
what is " no mono"?
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>>567808845
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>>567808834
sucking on curren's ear
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>>567809084
Super Creek the mestiza...
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im gonna melt Opera's heart until she's a mess in my hands and i shall not be stopped!
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>>567808895
/akg/ vet here. We didn't. We've always been a bunch of braindead schizo
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>>567809053
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>>567808518
>>567809001
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>>567808895
that's the fate of every general tho. you end up like umaJP with threads lasting 4 days but no negative posts, or like the mihoyo generals that are super fast but are full of unhappy schizos who can't quit living there all day long
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>>567809224
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>>567808890
Those highrolls didn't have it. Is it really all that effective? To the point of being a win condition?
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>>567809224
source please I beg you
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>>567808018
What's worse, being forced to nut into mares every week or jumping over obstacles? I feel like the latter is probably more entertaining and fulfilling, but losing your balls is a huge loss.
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>>567809216
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>>567809307
but maru and bourbon come with it free
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>>567809286
>>567809315
THE HAND IS BLACK
WHY ARENT YOU GUYS ANGRY
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>>567809315
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144908970
youre not missing much
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>>567809053
>>567809216
>>567809380
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>>567809449
My Emperor is... hot?
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do you need to buy a heal so maruzensky can win the first g1 sprinters stakes?
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>>567809472
he's transparent dude
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CM14
58374774
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>>567809472
bro that's obviously a ghost dude
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>>567809472
oh no not the semi-transparent basketball-american ghosts
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>>567809558
If you need to you're bricked
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>>567806851
GDR border guards look like THAT?
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>>567809472
black niggas have to self insert as white dudes in porn most of the time you can do the same
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>>567809472
you need glasses, defective ahh mf
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>>567809472
Blud is a ghost my guy
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>sudden sharteen imagery
lmao always knew the schizo is one of those incels
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mutt's law
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>>567809609
600 speed 600 power and 600 wit and still cant win. summer maruzensky btw
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The amount of replies that bait got truly shows that this is the worst time for this thread.
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>>567809435
damn you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. Might have built them before I heard about how good Speed Eater was reputed to be, or (more probably) figured it would be less benefit than another midrace skill.
It's been a lot of front runs, in case you couldn't tell.
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>>567809678
Yeah you're bricked that run is doomed
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next bread will be comfy
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>>567809707
I replied to myself two times.
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>>567809730
comfy being fucked, butter salted me give!
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>>567809678
yeah 600 speed doesnt cut it anymore, even in ura
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>>567809730
I want to buy tamamo very expensive things then package them nicely with the receipt so she can see exactly how much i spent on her gift
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>>567809707
I literally don't know what this is talking about so I guess it means my configurations are working as intended
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>>567809678
Maruzensky SUCKS on sprint tracks
and I'm not sure why
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does moving past have any chance of doing anything on gemini?
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>>567809737
i dont get it?
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>>567809868
If you want to be in a good position before late-race as an end closer, you will never get a good MPB
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>>567809558
>>567809678
>>567809835
Maruzensky has Sprint B.
Sprint opponents are jacked in Speed stat, and Curren Chan has very strong skills.
You usually should skip Sprints unless you're Nishino.
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>>567809645
him calling everyone brown while pretending to be white wasn't enough?
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>>567809678
what you need is skills. you have the stats just fine but you're losing to umas with accel skills that are zooming past you and/or late surgers that are frankly bullshit in mant, Buy angling. Buy Op Cacao so that your unique can activate.

You can also try running as pace chaser but the drop to E apt means its a pretty big risk, but sometimes you just need the higher top speed than what front can provide to stay ahead of the crazy lates.
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>>567809737
Very cute when she keeps her mouth shut.
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>>567809961
Holy shit

>>567809996
A supremely cute girl
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>>567809868
no. it procs in mid-race
take pump instead
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>>567809996
back to av4tar fragging I see?
>>567809983
you shut up as well loser
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>>567809740
Sea?
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BWO MY NEETBUX ARE RUNNING DANGEROUSLY LOW SPEED UP THIS THREAD
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>>567810028
i regret not rolling more than thrice
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>>567810084
FUCK AND FUCK
FUCK AND KILL
MARRY AND FUCK
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>>567810027
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369pts;
prof of curv - 270 + mile straight 2
or mile straight double circle/master gambit/end closer straight 2

Any rec? never know with prof of curv. Could also drop Radiant, and have anchors aweigh 130pt but that usually terrible inherit.

Tam end gem
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>>567810173
sex incarnate
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>>567807857
Any chance of knowing the highest horse auction bid in Japan?
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>>567810084
Flat chests EROTIC
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>>567810073
i dont remember the avatarfag touching Helios. Helios owes me sex after catching my heart
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>>567810257
>>567810257
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>>567810324
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Would you let your Uma "mark" you?
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>>567809957
I realize I've never bothered to actually check the stats of the sprint rivals. I just see Maru's B aptitude, think "my 750 speed minus 10% is a piss-easy handicap" and then Nishino or Curren-chan rapes me upside down and sideways.
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Has there ever been an /uma/ meme history proved more wrong than this one?
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i'm gonna
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>he thinks he has an option in the matter
lol lmao rofl boysex
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>suddenly wei posting
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why is V avatarfagging as Helios now? posting NTR and Ayabe doesn't do it anymore huh
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You were always the problem
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>>567810257
PoC. Corner skills are better in CM14 for carryover.
Straight has a danger of making you miss Cheer.
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you were always a white minority
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Time for something different. Post a flattering image of your LEAST favorite uma.
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>>567810282
yes. Just read the news after the sale, they usually wrote down the highest priced kid sold.
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>>567810463
Are fat tits good for a trainer's health?
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I FUCKING LOVE PICTURES OF UMAS CARRYING THEIR OWN CUTIES
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>>567810486
Riko doesn't have all that
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>>567810524
i dont think you know what avatarfagging means...
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>when I got dragged into Germany and now I have to get dragged into Ireland
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>>567810462
Understand anon, Taishin rollers got REALLY butthurt over her performance in Gemini
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>>567810668
LOOK HOW CUTE
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>>567810457
FYI, Distance B is actually 19% penalty in speed stat.
I'm always wary of racing with Sprint B or Mile B. Medium B is a lot more manageable since opponents are usually lower in speed.
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>>567810749
me when umanko
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thought id finally have a 18k tama.. i really will never get career scoring. Director was stingy with good hints while had good rainbows/great inspos. Doubt i'll make a better tam ace for gem
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You guys don't really hate me right? We are all bwos here after all
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>>567810668
>>567810751
LOOK AT IT
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NTRs rude chest
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>>567810668
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>>567810672
Id take responsibility for taiki
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roll 4 for mood down
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>>567810783
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>>567810821
Post your Taurus Cup results
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>>567810668
>>567810751
>>567810839
^_^
>>567810856
CUTE. LITERALLY ME.
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>>567810839
cute
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>>567810741
>and now I have to get dragged into Ireland
Don't do it, FineMo's mother will just shittalk her the whole time, because FineMo is a girl with notions
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>>567810881
I'll raise a 7 just to get your uma into horny status
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>>567808221
you could say that with any race
>no one hates whites more than whites
>no one hates browns more than browns
>everyone hates niggers
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>>567810895
me when I see Teio
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shut up pedo tranny furry
>>567810987
HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>567810282
What the other anon said, they post a list and you can see who sold for the most, unless you're talking about most expensive of all time (just Umagoogle bwo)
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>>567808018
I still believe that Meliorem will make a comeback
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>>567810991
Doki Journey.
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>>567810987
Ah...
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>>567811094
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Stop posting that uggo
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>>567810928
100m fans with Bobo and I never noticed she wasn't smiling on the win screen
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>>567811094
Sexo
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My Pasa got lucky pacer, and my Taishin still almost caught up. 1/2 L difference.
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>>567811235
stop being so fucking unfunny you disgusting pedo
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Why is Ramp up's duration so tiny
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uh oh meltyyy uho hh
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>>567811163
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>>567811246
Bobo is a cute autist
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX
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*coughs blood*
Mile S evades me again...
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>>567811425
NO
FUCK YOU THIS IS CRIMINAL
I CAN SEE IT
I CAN SEE THE WORDS
AIEE
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>>567811443
deck?
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need rice lewd
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>>567811480
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Considering thoroughbreds are not a breed built for stamina usually, which umas could fuck all night long and not pass out from exhaustion?
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how long until trannies try to claim Katsuragi Ace because of her colors?
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>>567811493
NTR Natie Bobo wit Yuki guts Ayabe guts Bakushin guts
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>>567811595
they already did mongoloid
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>>567811593
stayers. So Kitasan Black and the Mejiros
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>>567810989
this is the only truth posted in this thread
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>>567811593
Fuku had a low resting heart rate, which made him good in long distances.
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>>567811593
Sadly not Taishin, she has notorious stamina issues due to her size
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>>567811710
>the cute dog girl next door
oh fuck im in danger haha
>>567810989
how come you weirdos never say "yellows" or other cringe shit like that?
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>>567811560
CATBOX IT
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>>567811273
seethe
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>>567811546
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>>567810772
>FYI, Distance B is actually 19% penalty in speed stat.
What? No, it's 10% penalty per letter grade, so B is 10% lower speed, C is 20%, etc
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>>567811710
except McQueen
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>>567811593
>30% stam growth
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>>567811903
small if true
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>>567811925
i knew my wife was a beast
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I just realized I don't even need to bring falco for groundwork parent farm anymore because I have 7*+ groundwork MANT parents that could just rawdog it through inspo
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>>567810865
>"Shuttle, I want to let you know, I can both read and speak english fluently."
>"This was a cute trick but I'd never be tricked by this"
>She gets embarassed and dejected
>Sign it anyway
>Go in for the smooch
>After a moment she finally processes whats happening
>Gets a little too excited
>Full Power hugs me while we're kissing
>My spine cracks
>My I can't inhale under the force
>Wake up in the hospital in a full body cast with a respirator
>broke 10 ribs and 3 vertibrae and both humeri
>Worth it.
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>>567811846
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why are uma threads always at the top of the catalog?
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My chia seeds came eysterday and I have to say they're pretty amazing to keep yourself full. If I was anything creative I would make a webm with the Chiyono song about chia seeds.
Anyway still have the new Chiyonigger and all his Chiyo avatars filtered.
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monster girl h game with umas when
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>>567812040
anon pls...
catbox THAT picture...
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>>567811593
>>567811710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BizC-QCSIg0
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>>567811993
I want to see her childhood pictures too...
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You people want to fuck horses
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>>567812082
>why are active threads always at the top
>why is a dead board easy to top
gee anon i dunno
>>567812117
>the jap reply
incredible
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>>567812179
post THAT mare, you know the one.
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So...do any of these characters ever graduate from school or something? Or is this one of those universes where they don't age?
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>>567811903
A to S is 5% increase in target speed, not speed stat.
A to B is 10% decrease in target speed, not speed stat
The way target speed works is that it translate to about 19% loss of speed stats, when you lose 10% target speed. A to S is +~ 10%
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>>567812179
well...........yeah
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>>567812126
this is season 2 or something
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>>567812040

>>567812265
age? graduate? time? shut up and stop thinking about it
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Kita is gonna get milked to death next mating season... at least japan is moving on from glass-legged horses that burn out at age 4
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>>567812265
super senior Maruzensky....
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>>567812307
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>>567811903
Distance aptitude translates to difference in top speed addition. Speed addition is roughly proportional to square root of the speed stat.
In reverse, changes in speed addition is equivalent to square changes in speed stat.
Distance S is 5% speed increase, which is equivalent to 10.25% increase in speed stat
Distance B is 10% speed decrease, which is equivalent to 19% decrease in speed stat
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>>567812310
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>>567812142
Its all fun and games till her parents start texting you, start calling you son, and start asking when you and taiki are gonna come visit them in the states (primarily around family holidays)
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>>567812375
what the fuck is a horse
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>>567812265
tracen is a matchmaking academy they won't leave until they find a suitable husband trainer
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>>567812468

>>567812561
>husband
well said, my dear punny wife!
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>>567812265
Umamusume enter Tracen and debut during their second year, run the Classics the year they turn three, graduate at 4, then either run internationally or marry their trainer and start a family. They usually die by about age 20 and reincarnate a few years later.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/8kzr1y54kbcupre5.mp4
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I fucking love Daiwa so much bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbXEU2Famo
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>>567811267 (Me)
I'm getting cheaky wins with pace promote Pasa in rooms.
Seriru will rue the day he stopped recommending El in his guides.
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>>567812619
>source? I made it the fuck up
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>>567812265
some do like Hishi Amazon in the anime or Cesario who becomes a trainer herself but for most it's left very vague on purpose
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>>567812179
And more
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>>567812717
What the fuck
(You) are literally (me)
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>>567812704
>https://litter.catbox.moe/8kzr1y54kbcupre5.mp4
Actually I made it up. Don't take credit for other peoples' work or you'll go to jail.
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dont reply to me tranny colors
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>>567812405
ugh, this sounds depressingly plausible. Maybe that explains why I have such shit luck on Sprint B vs. Medium B and especially Long B, where it feels like no difference at all.
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Ogurin a cute
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>>567812948
what does mr cock and balls smell like
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>>567812984
like my cum
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>>567812984
Burgers and mud, also she is a slob
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>>567812948
ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
>ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
>ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
>ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
>ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS

I can't wait
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roll 7 for Cygames suddenly hiking up the haste plan
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>>567812672
you know i was going to say something to get you upset but we have such a nice mood i dont wanna ruin it
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>>567812948
>>567813103
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I will become Mejiro
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sheeeesh im finally having a break from all the grinding this is definitely going to be way easier compared to when i have to cross my fingers and clench my cheeks whenever i want either A med or a double inspiration for A long

is your oshi designed for mile races? if so are you bringing her in?

keep it buono everyone!
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>>567813103
https://poal.me/uyifel
https://poal.me/uyifel
https://poal.me/uyifel
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CM14 room
33299052
33299052
33299052
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is Guts really that good this cm? I don't have good guts cards besides the freebies
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>>567813273
please respond
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>>567813395
the shrimp suit stays on
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>>567813395
>"Prawnblem, torena-san?
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>>567812265
light hello graduated
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>>567813597
and the sex glasses
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I want to know "how" CB catches your heart.
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>>567813624
yeah but her ass is still at tracen stealing someone elses trainer
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>>567813103
CB comes out in 6 months? Guess it’s good that I got MLB Ayabe power, can’t wait. I’m steadily becoming an END enthusiast
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>>567813678
super cute girl
super cute tomboyish personality
her husband (the artist you posted) draws her to be disgustingly cute and lovable, but then again so does the tiny bit we see of her in cingray... also the game obviously
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>>567813498
if you hit the 5% highroll, then you get a statbloated UG with shitty gold skills but it gives a nice dueling speed boost, on a track where everyone spreads out and therefore the duels are not as consistent as you'd like
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>>567813678
Usually with a burlap sack like all the other umas
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>>567813678
She finds you stumbling around drunk in an alley and DOESN'T rape you. True love.
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i luv u bros
just wanted to get that out
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>>567813359
>>567813593
6/9
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>>567813862
how do we know she didnt while you were unconcious?
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>>567813873
*smooch*
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>>567810657
Good for me.
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>>567813862
>he doesnt remember
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>>567813359
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=88c_aiSd2bVLg98yfGrxNwjz
54884016
54884016
54884016
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tamamo cross end, or wedding finemo pace
i'm running two shitty f2p deck fronts
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>>567813920
You don't pass out during the event. Did you not pull her card?
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>>567814143
>he assumed anyone in here plays the game
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>>567814102
if you have cb wit/bamboo memory then tamamo
otherwise finemo
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>>567814057
i don't think this CM is for me, thanks for hosting
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uh oh
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>Finally wanna watch a certain biopic with my mom
>Just remembered that there is THAT scene that might actually get me to cry (again)
To re-watch or not to re-watch... the painful choices
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>>567814057
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=aEYitYk940bwOexY-G6uaJZu
51331680
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51331680
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>>567814258
I think every rice picture is the best rice picture.
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>>567813273
Strange poal results.
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>>567814258
I don't know if I like this Rice...
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>>567814292
god bless the USA
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>>567812958
NTA but here's the nitty gritty
Very simply, the square root of (speed stat x 500) is your real speed value. its a basic diminishing returns formula to prevent speed from scaling linearly.
Less simply, that is then multiplied by some other shit then added to the track speed value (about 20m/s) to get your target speed (about 25m/s at speed cap) which is then multiplied by style phase modifier.
Aptitude multiplies your real speed value rather than your speed stat
A aptitude is 1.0x, standard, no change. B is 0.9x, C is 0.8x, S is 1.05x, but when you run it through that simple formula and reverse it to find your speed stat again, it shows a 10% speed stat boost.

1200 x 500 = 600,000
root of 600,000 = ~775 real speed value.
5% more is 813 real speed
813 squared is 661,500
661500 / 500 = 1323 effective speed stat
1323 / 1200 = 1.1025
10% speed stat = 5% real speed value and vice versa.

Works the same way going down
775 x .9 = 697
697 squared = 486k
486k / 500 = 972
972 / 1200 = 0.81, a 19% drop

The functional effect on your actual speed is still only 5%/10%, but the stats effective difference is 10/20%
The reason why longs feel easier is because nobody actually has enough stamina, so they are rolling for max spurt speeds instead of getting their real cap. Even at C or D long you can still outstam the NPCs and get a 40% reduction to your real speed component but still be rolling a better spurt than the chumps with 400 stam. This is why you may notice you do better on kikkasho and tennospring than you do at arima kinen. arima has much lower stam reqs so the npcs aren't being gimped as much while you're still being gimped by 20% from C long.
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>>567814306
it's ok to cry faggot
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>>567814313
6/9
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>>567814318
>
>>567814358
here's more to pick
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>>567814258
no need to sweat over it, most miles and sprints are pretty RNG heavy anyways
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>>567814351
Stop looking at me like this.
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>>567814446
ass
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>>567814513
I want them all!
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>>567814458
>it's ok to cry
Said the fag
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>>567811094
uooh sex with brian...
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>>567814446
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>>567814507
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=g-UvRty5l_uBGynFwXmEXnjL
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>>567814057
>1st place 1:14.8789
>2st place 1:14.8806
>0.0017s difference
>won by less than 2 thousandths of a second
holy shit what a close one.
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>>567814826
oops wrong ID
50475544
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>>567814783
I love her smile.
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>>567813259
My oshi is pretty good on mile races, but she's just not very good in terms of meta yet.
Still running her.
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>>567814986
6/9
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>>567814826
>I need over 1000 WIT to stand a chance this CM

fuck I should've rolled for WIT Fine
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>>567813678
I read this manga and I was toast.
Unironically. It was over before it began
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>>567813259
I will definitely be doing this autism when my oshi is here
Keep it buono
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>>567815192
Sex
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>>567815258
Same, I've been okay so far, 3/3 plats during MANT but mile seems impossible without the proper whale cards.
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>>567814243
but did your mother win yet another platinum
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>>567814826
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sA4rg0B0bGQb-g9XYlgn7uwK
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>>567815267
It's disgustingly powerful, there should be a warning label on every listing.
>>567815353
Nyes.
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>>567814456
I learned something today
It was an unpleasant learning, but not because of the teacher, very good explanation, I understand it myself now. Thank you for your thoroughness.
Now if you will excuse me I need to go scream impolite epithets towards Cygames devs for a few minutes
de wa
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I'm not a fag so I'm not attracted to Mr. CB.
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>>567815387
6/9
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>>567815565
I know Mr. is in the name but she's one of the girliest umas in the game, she's not a boyuma like Sky
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>>567814057
The king for a reason
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>>567815668
>she's not a boyuma
wasnt aware that tomboys arent boyuma you FAGGOT
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its ~10 pm. I'm just starting a career. I have terrible crippling adhd. I'm going to TRY to lock in and see how fast i can do a career if i'm really bullying myself.
Assuming I don't take the exit door along the way.
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>>567815387
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_wcrrKu82YcFOqIri0xUDZbj
71454218
71454218
71454218
last one
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>>567815668
don't respond to baiting faggots
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>>567815819
shut up avtafug
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>>567815851
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>>567815851
Rice umanko!?
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>>567815851
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>>567815851
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>>567815851
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>>567815851
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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umanko?!
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>>567815851
>sloppa
sorry bwo im a moral gooner i wont be gooning to this
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>>567815851
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>>567815796
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mdXPzM5uUNDFCxUmYiOqAIpz
job's finished
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>>567815851
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>567814102
FineMo and give her Nishino ult and she'll probably win rooms randomly from a lucky Neck and Neck proc.
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>>567815851
Hey you can't post that here!
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>>567815851
PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO
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>nico yazawa looking ass mob uma
>wicked lady
bravo devs, bravo
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All umas should have a little bush
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>>567815851
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>>567816069
nico nico go fuck yourself what gave you the idea they'd do something that silly? especially after the idolmaster song stealing debacle
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>>567816164
>especially after the idolmaster song stealing debacle
qrd?
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>>567816245
speak like a normal human and I might answer
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>>567815142
too big
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>>567816164
>nicofag getting uppity
whatever loser.
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>>567816287
can i have a quick runreandown on this?
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I'm loser loney retarded virgin can you guys give me an uma wife?
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>>567816314
1. Too gay
2. The game models tit size literally changes depending on the outfit, it's a meaningless metric

>>567816332
I never nico nico said I'm a nicofag. In fact, S1(G1) is the only KINDA worthwhile season season, and even that is pretty fucking shit compared to imas.
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what kind of deck is everyone running for guts? i really hate how urara has 0 friendship bond
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Do I just need to pull the lever some more? I'm running pic related for a deck, and trying to use Suzuka (non-negotiable), Summer Hag, Choco Robo, and/or Fishercunt for Gemini (those three are negotiable, combination of who gets highroll stats + groundwork + skills).
I've been doing 2/1/3 speed/power/wit cards for the most part with Suzuka, VBourbon, and SMaru, and 3/3 for Sky, sometimes 3/1/2 because Sky's 20% wit goes hard when Finemo decides to behave herself and not wander like a strumpet.
Any recommendations/suggestions welcome, I got giga-raped in rooms today (<10% WR) and it was very sad.
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>>567816431
shut the hell up nico nico nigger
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>>567816505
I'll bash your fucking face in cunt
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>>567816431
Chiyotard....
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>>567816431
you are just a fucking walking red flag aren’t you
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>>567816583
'Least I'm not a gay faggot.
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My Haru Urara has become fat, so I am training power.
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CEASE.
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nyo
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>>567813259
Doesn't Bono have to be 3rd place or lower for her ult to fire? Or am I reading her conditions wrong?

Conditions of YUMMYSPEED! :
distance_rate>=45
&distance_rate<=60
>&order>=3
&order_rate<=50
&hp_per<=70
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Speaking of LoveLive, does Maki voice anyone in uma?
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>>567816715
>567815851
What's that?
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i LOVEEEE guts runs
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>>567816926
>he doesn't have party dash
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>>567816926
Nyan
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i'm convinced the chiyofag and the ntrfag are the same person or at least on the same discord but i have no proof
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>>567816885
3rd to 5th
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>>567816984
did you run out of clocks junior year or something
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>>567817031
My rights?
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>>567815121
honkers...
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Bratty english teacher Torenas have no rights
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>>567817031
Stop wearing bloomers, they belong to mares!
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>>567817183
all 5 on oka sho, don't ask me how because she already had loud tracen and spurt
in her defense and mine 2-2-2 may be ass or not good for my f2p ass
worst thing is that this was a hat run
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Which does Inari 1 prefer, cock or pussy?
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Question for Umas who have dual ground specialization like Digital, Pasa, and Oguri

In MANT, is it better to run races like the Takarazuka Kinen and Arima Kinen twice? Or is better to forego doing them twice and do a Teio Sho and Tokyo Daishoten race for one of the years?
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>>567817707
What's happening here?
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Imagine being classmates with your dad and some old guy from the 80s.
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>>567817835
full lap is do the dirts for the g1 dirt bonuses.
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>>567817835
if you don't run haruten in senior year then do teio sho + feb stakes + mile championship
if can't run arima then also do tokyo daishoten but you only need 3 for the epithet
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>>567817835
Dirt has their own bonus stats line so I generally do Teio Sho and Daishoten.
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>>567817835
Run it twice, if you dont do a parent run or aim dirt epithets.
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am I safe this week?
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>>567817835
You can run Champion Cup x2 and February Stakes for 3 dirt epiteth, Japan Dirt and Teio Sho for 5 epithet, running the Daishoten is not worth skipping Arima that has 2 unique epithets along the Legendary epithet
There are not enough Dirt races right now to do the 9 G1 dirt epithet we will get more later when the scenario is just for parents
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Can someone post some teio for me to send to a friend she's his favorite :D
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>>567818182
Of course!
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>>567818182
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>>567818182
sure bwo
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>>567818148
I mean, you can run 9 G1 dirt races. They don't have to be unique do they?
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>>567818182
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>>567818182 No one likes Teio you must be lying
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>>567818182
DEIO SDEPPU:DDDD
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>>567818280
>catbox link is dead
nyooo...

>>567818182
how about this one
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You don't buy the fast learner hat on parent runs correct? And I do mean parent run, my deck is a brick for an ace.
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>>567818182
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Dream Journey with 1349 JRA career wins Kenichi Ikezoe
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Teio is cute.
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>>567818460
Why not? More white sparks to generate, and might push you into SS rank for even better white sparks.
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I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>>567818147
nyo
it's 800+ or die now
it was 780 last week so 790 is maybe unsafe and 800 is safe
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I love Tokai Teio.
I seriously freaking love her.
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>>567818468
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kingu love and impregnation
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>>567818182
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>>567817835
Depends on the uma. Digital's long is absolute shit and you're better off doing dirt/Tiara than trying to brute force her into the long sets. Oguri and Condor can just add the dirt G1s to a standard rotation and farm more prizes.
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>>567818323
Correct just any Dirt G1 will count and you can repeat them
There is also the JBC on the same day as QEII, but if you are doing Tiara with Digitan you cannot skip it for a Dirt G1
And I guess she cannot do Arima either so you will be doing the Daishoten
I was thinking primarily about Oguri when I answered so I kind of forgot Digitan long G haha
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>>567818565
aaiiieeeee when does it stop increasing
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Did we just give up this thread
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>>567817441
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>>567818182
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>>567818468
Journey is intimidating.
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>>567818182
are you sure that you two are not more than just "friends" right?
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>>567818182
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Can I fuck Lady Shiraoki
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>>567818719
..............stop?
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>>567818182
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>>567818739
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>>567818323
9 dirt G1s is all of them, which requires at least two duplicate races. There's also a seperate chain of epithets for any dirt races.
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>>567818182
some teio for me to send to a friend she's his favorite :D
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>>567818739
>>567818869
Gonna shoot
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>>567818795
>>567818763
>>567818751
>>567818745
>>567818613
>>567818462
>>567818408
>>567818390
>>567818376
>>567818331
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
That's a LOT of Teio
Thanks :)
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>>567818719
Never
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>>567818902
rudolf...telling shitty puns wont make up for the fact that you raped me...
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>>567818872
how the fuck is fenomeno the only normal stay gold offspring
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>>567818996
Her parents did their utmost to create a loving and nurturing family environment.
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>>567818996
He is a good boy.
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>>567818460
Why the fuck would you not want cheaper skills on a parent run? If anything it's even better.

>>567818147
Not with 788k, there are three whole days left. 800k is realistically safe, but the rule I follow is 10k for each day remaining.
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First time trying out 2 gut cards
Usable for _TT?
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>>567818907
Shoot where?
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>>567819240
idk I feel like lates fucking suck for TT because it's too much gamble to their skills to proc

less procs = less points
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>>567819240
>spoiler
You want more gold
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Uru Harara
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>>567818996
How do you stick out and be rebellious in a family of troublemakers? Be a straightlaced moralfag.
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>>567819297
In her succulent american umanko
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>>567819297
Shoot my semen on that FAT butt
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I refuse to believe that someone other than me actually likes Teio
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>>567819240
for TT, you don't want double circle on skills since they score less than 2 skills. also, what other anon said, get more gold skills.
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I hate all of you
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>>567819240
Useable sure, if she's replacing an uma that just doesn't have as much stuff. The skills are suboptimal, but you're reaching the point where rating and opponent bonus start to take over anyway. Monitor which umas on your team are tending to score the lowest.
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>>567819145
>>567819150
>>567819368
makes sense
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>>567819550
Even me?
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>>567818847
teio rape
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>>567819453
Everyone watched S2. It’s hard not to cheer for Teio, and yes, I DID cry
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>>567819453
So, you're the original 800lb fatass?
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>>567819413
In her heart she is JAPANESE
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>>567819634
I haven't yet.
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if you HEKIN think about it if you bet on a forever young race and win it's one of the rare times a video game character has ever made (you) money personally
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>>567819612
Yup
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>>567819341
You want to run 3 different styles for TT to get the good position bonus since they're awarded one to each style, so you're always running a backliner anyway.
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>>567819492
>>567819345
>gold
Looking at the races, her issue is that she ends up 4th late race despite me having a front and a pace so her two golds don't fire.
>>567819341
Doesn't help that half the race is NPC umas
>>567819492
>for TT, you don't want double circle on skills since they score less than 2 skills
I straight up ran out of shit to buy besides Dober's unique and I kind of wanted to try her for CM thus the OOs.
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She's embarrassed but not upset.
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ok now post umanko
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Would you guys be down for a Fuku Kikuka Sho birthday race?
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>>567820034
No, because we know who wins.
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>>567819806
>Looking at the races, her issue is that she ends up 4th late race despite me having a front and a pace so her two golds don't fire.
That will gradually fix itself as you upgrade other team members and face tougher opponents.
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>>567820034
Okay.
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>>567820034
nyo fuku is shit
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>>567820034
My highest rated Fuku is still A+, can I still join?
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>>567820034
make the room then
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>>567820137
Of course!
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>>567820034
wher room
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>>567818468
He is about to get kicked by the other brother isn't he?
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>>567820034
huh I just realized I never played MANT with her
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>>567820353
I haven't touched her at all since URA
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>>567815628
huh do they marry or what where is the next page
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>>567820353
She can't run her own card. That makes me not want to run her.
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>>567820034
Sure but I haven't even played her career yet so I'll need to train her first
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inserting my big AMERICAN penis into flash's umanko
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>>567820339
Is that Orfevre? I thought he let the sick kid pet him.
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Takamatsumiya kinen or 42 base double rainbow speed training?
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>>567817835
Depends
For Arima Kinen you always run it twice, but if you are not doing the spring triple crown skip senior Takarazuka for Teio Sho
Also run JBC Classic and Ladies for the dirt epithet if you are doing triple crown route
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>>567820498
I NEED TO DICK THIS DUMBASS
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shart falcon...
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Pls join!
49861373
49861373
49861373
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>>567820034
only if you doxx everyone
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>>567820619
Can't
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A kitasan off-spring was sold off for 220 million yen, his Dam name is Dayoutoftheoffice
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falco doesn't even poop let alone shart
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>>567820728

>>567820726
No, thats rude
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>>567820604
Do not dick Pokke's son.
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>>567820619
>long
fugg
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>>567820772
I guess that day out of the office really got to HR
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>>567820791
Woops just realized your name was included my bad
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>>567820821
It was his greatest win!
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>>567820791
Heh Vattic
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>take a nap that lasts longer than expected
>dream up the entire plot of avatar
>Manhattan cafe was in a corner staring at me until I woke up
What the fuck
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>>567820498
she wants to dock?
thats kinda gay
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>>567820914
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>>567820772
>6m usd kitaspawn m's begin went fucking nowhere
wtf
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>>567818468
>>567820339
meanwhile Karen Chan
>>567820505
some anons say horses are not that smart but they're smart enough to read the room
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Biased early bake
>>567821145
>>567821145
>>567821145
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>>567820339
Orfevre is a great looking horse damn
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finally a good thing in MANT
its not ideal with vodka, but its something
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>>567821413
Looks great enough
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>>567821475
whats with the fish tho
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>>567821886
iirc it was because a gif of chibi Cafe giving you a tuna, and it became popular so artists started drawing fanart of it
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lasto



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