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Filly Butts
I need to improve my Mile and Dirt teams for Team Trials, what are (you)r teams so I can get an idea?
Sorry Fukufriend, I don't actually have time for a race, I got an early bird appointment to get to so I gotta get some rest right nowGoodnight /uma/
Nobody asked.Nobody cares.Shut the fuck up.
I askedI carePlease go on
>>567821423>"Yeah, this looks good, Render it"
Lates suck for TT because the meta shifted.In CM there's 9 player umas.In TT there's 6 player umas and 6 mobs. Now that we pump high wits in everything and have more SP for more midrace, your lates are more likely to be ahead of more of the mobs, less likely to be 12th to 7th for all of their >50% skills like OYL, FF, Dom, etc.
>>567821387Maru FalcoTaiki EluDigitan Oguri
>>567821554
>>567821554https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squash_and_stretch
>>567821798Yeah I know about that and smear it's still too bouncy
>>567821554i stretch like this
Please join the Fuku birthday race (Kikuka Sho)498613734986137349861373
>>567821885
>>567821554I don't remember my Curren being that stretchy
MayanoTopGun
>>567821885ONORE
>>567822079>>567822164Do her career now!please
is 40% Race Bonus that bad? I want to try a wacky deck but I can't get it to 50%
CM 13 status?https://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
Why won't the game give me 3 greens...At least I got ttl this time... I hope this won't be my best Curren
>>567822419You can always just highroll :^) no idea what it means in terms of stats/sp
>>567822631Karen is a front runner?!?
>>567822228i've done it once way early on but the veteran was hot garbage so she did not survive the purges.
are you my dacchis
>>567822952who are you
>>567822824She is in my handsAffinity B and a good parent of mine had fr pink so I wanna make this work now
>>567822534I'm starting to really hate CMs. 2 CMs in a row I had over 65% WR at the end of round 2, was the highest WR of my finals lobby, but got put up against a full backline comp and lost hard. I'm starting to really think ELO exists and I need to qualify then send in the jobber squad to tank my elo so I get like a 4000 rating room of plebs that barely qualified. Fuck the 1 spin worth of carats per day from rounds rewards. The Grand Prize is the only reward worth caring about.
>>567821114That's part of the fun. Watching expensive jobbers and dirt-cheap winners is par for the course
>>567821446>doto assaulting an innocent rabbit
>>567822825Maybe give her a try again. She can run the mile/long schedule
>>567823215but I have 70% winrate and got a room of jobbers
>>567821114horse buying is just gacha for rich people bwo
>>567823335please anon let me have my cope I need this to suppress the urge to bang my head against a wall.
>>567822419-1 stat / -2 SP from G2 onwardbiggest gap is -2 / -5 from G1 with silver hammer-10 / -4 on each twinkle race with gold hammeror something like that
>>567821554Curren's future.Saggy hag boobs...
>>567823562Good! Maybe even with some tastful titty veins
>>567823562OYAKODON
>>567823562A Curren hag is simply impossible.
Hmmmm nyoooo I'm not doing a MANT run danchode stop asking
i had a dream about the brown uma
>>567823678
>>567823752Is that so?
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>buy fast learner hat>2 turns after>Fast Learner event>get Fast LearnerLaisu...
Is there not a single good guts card for pace/mile outside of Bamboo?
>>567823418It is suspicious though that the people with S-S+ umas i've seen are matched with similar and their lobby like 3000 max
>>567823850yes and thank you for posting heri will be saving my carats now
>>567821280fpbp
I will no longer masturbate to TachyonI will fix my life and get a job starting now
>>567823874I'M WORKING ON IT
>>567823874hithis is a pre-recorded messageI'm currently away from home right now
Happy Friday, /uma/. Take it easy and rest for +70 today.Also, Oka Sho hype this weekend.
>>567824009look at this nigga thinking he can just get a job in this market
>>567824029Hontoni??!?!?!?>>567824042Your shuffling towards the lock can be heard by all of Tracen
>>567824169Bakushin marriage
Trainer?
>>567824029>Tiara with Arima Kinen. Wouldn't you get more epithets by doing Tokyo Daishoten?
>>567824361i trust the stallion on the right
>>567823980No problem, welcome to the club
>>567824361I don't now who any of these are, but I'd marry them.
>>567824119>Oka ShoYushun Himbas Japanese Oaks bwoOka Sho was a month ago
>
>>567824361Sex
>>567824361Fuck Marry Kill
>>567824512You're right, I'm retarded. Can't get Star Anise out of my head.
>>567824593fuck its so hard to distinguish sloppa now
>no S Mileyeah we're ending this right nowdrink it, kitasan
>>567824361Fluffy blonde pubes
>get charming pre-debut>It's as if the game doesn't even hide it anymore
>>567824704>no gw>when gw no triple greens>when gw and triple greens no ttl>when gw and triple greens and ttl no stats>when gw and triple greens and ttl and stats somehow lose all races and end up shit anywaysI hate this so much..
>>567824849invest in robohorse
It was so close to being really good...
slow breads around these hours
>>567824361I NEED HEALING
>>567825140Is that your own kitasan
>>567825150That's why they are the most usable
>>567825150Yeppers. These hours have been consistently chill
curren chang
>>567825150I like it better this way.
>>567825243nyes
umas in gym shorts make me feel things
>>567825427
>>567824361This stallion is way too dangerous.
>>567824846I love this game
>>567825616>failed a 2%I'm done training for today
odds i do another runevens i sleep to dommy mommy asmr
>>5678258657 and you'll go to sleep
my tongueking halo's sweat
>>567825150would you prefer a few schizos having an off topic melty because the NTR anon posted about keiba?
>>5678258654 and you cum twice
>>567825865good boy
>>567825990Odd and Bereshit will job next week
>>567825319Curren the slut...
>>567825971I just want (You)s
Is Bourbon doing the Roman salute
>>567826086hail mihonhon bonbon
Passed out early, wake up at 3am, remember LoH started. Very rough at the beginning but I don't even care I'm just glad my Sprint Stego actually got two wins. My Bakushin has been otherwise hard carrying with Curren doing her part. Probably should've tried a little harder to train for this because if I do hit Plat 1, which I'm hoping now, I can finall get Spe to Level 7.
>>567826156>>>umajp
>>567826069
>>567826156Nice, how easy is it to place good enough in LoH anyway?
>>567826048
is it ever worth keeping a 3*speed sparkfeels like if its not stam or power, why keep them
>>567826274>>567826156Yeah I would like to know this too for carats calculatorPlat 1 is the equivalent of what CM winrate for example?
>>567826505speed sparks let you play less speed cards
>>567826505I use all blue sparkspeople seem to be allergic to the thought of just... pressing a different button?
>>567826505Not at all. You should delete them to make room for 1* Guts umas
>>567826521if you use 200 for every banner it won't matter
I feel like sometimes the game is just out there to ruin and fail your run. My previous Kikuka sho FAST LEARNER run had a rival Fuku, and we were both fucked by a Creek with 3 heals + unique + 300 stam so I had to give up the run.AND THEN next run I tried again but this time, my rival's Cafe, and Creek this run didn't have a unique and only had 2 heals
>>567826505anon did warn us about 9* speed for GL
>>567826505NyesIt's not like they will increase the speed cap
the experiment is over and the results are in, i'm too dumb for guts decks, plus getting agemasen'd is never fun
can a fr without gw but with ttl compete or is it doa?
>>567826597do tiara
>>567824213
>>567826648doathe one time it worked was in the single longest G1 in the game in pisces
>>567826648Maybe if your opponents don't have gw either
>>567826648yeah?bobo has no access to TTL and she's doing fine
>>567826682!!!
>>567826721>>567826731Fuck guess I'll have to pray to get it in what remains of year 3 and if not this one is glue
>>567826156>Passed out early, wake up at 3amSame except it's only now almost 3am for meFuuuuark there's like 7 hours until resetUma for this feel, bros?
>>567826505Speed sparks are very useful for 0 speed growth Umas and for running guts builds>feels like if its not stam or power, why keep themGuts and wit sparks are also very useful at this point
>>567826746gw>ttl chudbait
>>567826156Post your team>>567826521Plat 4 is around 4k carats
>>567826827and also bobo has like 75% of the setup because she also has early lead
>>567826648You can, my Fronts that miss GW win sometimes but your Front is gonna be way better with GW
>>567826274I've never failed to hit Plat 1, which is like bare minimum rewards, even with my autofilled TT teams, I think the highest I've gotten when I actually tried, with just as bad cards because what the fuck is Mile, was Plat 3? But that's just plat, and the higher your points the higher your ranking and the more you get and I've never actually hit those because I'm both bad and I really don't roll on support cards al that much.
>>567826779
cygenerous
>>567826850Only one not autofilled was Stego, would've been Bamboo Memory otherwise.
>>567826805meisho doto o
>>567826827>>567826867>GW = 0.2>TTL = 0.4>Early Lead = 0.2>GW + TTL = 0.6>GW + Early Lead = 0.4bobo is always 0.2 accel behind against perfect Frontrunnermissing GW will just put you in the same level as her
>>567825329fatass
>>567826156Nice work.
umas for this feel?
Wonder Acute will participate tomorrow in the “Shioya-go Nomaoi Horse Chase Festival”
>>567827434Pick a mare, any mare.
>>567827360you forgot the fucking duration.
>>567827434Urara
>>567827434Scarlet
Trying to scout my wife at Tracen, but she's so elusive.
>>567827434Curren
>>567827473hm...
>>567827434Gentil.
>>567827464Why are mares so horny?
>>567827434me
>>567827360>>567827739I tested groundwork vs taking the lead on umalator and they seem to have a similar powerGroundwork+early lead vs Taking the lead is no match tho
>>567827764They're in heat
Umas for this feel?
>>567827434
>>567827874fineI will kneel this timeglue the groundworklet uma
DON'T PICK GUTS CARD DON'T PICK GUTS CARD DON'T PICK GUTS CARD DON'T PICK GUTS CARD DON'T PICK GUTS CARD DON'T PICK GUTS CARD DON'T PICK GUTS CARD
>>567827764No amount of male horniness can compare to what mares feel when they're in heat.
>>567826980>3 caratsBRICKED UNTIL YOU GET 4 MORE
>>567828129
>>567828116>582is that enough to reach 601 with Mood?
>>567828193>>567828129Verxina looks pure
>>567828290Because she is an older sister
>>567828406I HATE CURREN
>>567828443You're the sexiest, but Laisu is the cutest.
Verxina's umanko doesn't feel as good as Gentildonna's
*explodes*
>>567828215Only with great mooddoes mood even count for stat thresholds? I thought it was just base stats
>>567828524It's stat + mood, at least I remember everyone during CM3 recommending a very specific statline to account for it
I have never felt so defeated in a run CB finished her event at the last minute and NTR didn’t even start her event. To make matters worse-she’s retarded to boot
>>567828524stat + moodstat from skills do not count
>>567827032>Ua3Bwo what the fuck are you doingI'm making Us4 already Your deck must be horrible
does mood get you over 1200 speed then? does going over 1200 also counts as a stat threshold
>>567828914>does mood get you over 1200 speed then?yes>does going over 1200 also counts as a stat thresholdthreshold reaches max bonus at 901
>>567828897Here's Bakushin.It's a mix between just really bad runs in general and couple of 0* cards. Every time I tried to maybe luck out I'd get unlucky and hit <5% 3 times in a row and just give up. Bakushin genuinely hates my guts.
>>567826602who?
>build a front runner>got dodging danger>sees Kawakami's event>my brain goes like "oh nice +1 mood">don't take prudent positioning
>>567829152It's cool, just load your save file and make a different choice the second time
>>567829087anon
>>567829038>Ai>No Teio+GrooveYeah I see it now>Lb0 BarbinEh could be worse, I have seen people with better decks still making Ub
What is with artists putting cafe in gangbang scenarios…
>>567829210i'm anon yesbut who was it?
>>567829280She's appealing to fucked up people.
>>567829280there is no such thing
>>567829208I just used a gold hammer instead of a talisman during a climax training
>>567829304No, who's on first
>>567829087Me, it was me.
>>567829236Have groove, actually got it to 4* recently, but absolutely 0 Teio. It is what it is.
>>567829343What aspects of Cafe appeals to fucked up people?
>>567829280That comic about her fucking other men to prove her love for her trainer was the weirdest combination of porn logic and women logic I've ever seen.
>>567829304it's anon the anonymous guy
>>567829280>why is this slant eyed freak artist drawing mentally ill shitidk man buts always japs drawing the degenerate degrading filth and they seem to have a big market for it since they keep selling that shit
>Oguri - done (can be better but...)>Nishino - done (can be better but...)>King - done (can be better but...) Guess I will just start Oguri career
I'll start making aces once pasa coughs up at least a mile 2 and blue 2 of any stat
WHY MUST URARA GUTS HAVE NO STARTING GAUGETHIS FUCKING SUCKS
>>567828824my ura scenario uma could beat it
>>567829497eat the carrot bwo
i'm not grinding for mile Si don't feel like it
Is umamusume devs one of the laziest in the industry? There is barely any content and barely any alts
>>567829506Use your starting bond books from the Friendship shop on here
>other umas love drinking carrot juice>meanwhile Curren:
>>567829497Nigga drop the gutsmaxxing It's a miserable dogshit.
>>567829630Curren is girly so she likes milk based beverages
>>567829497just get lucky broshe's a roamerhit her while she roams
at least you're not idolshit or 2huthere is nothing but rape doujin there
comfy hours
I'm going to masturbate to Mirako and go to bed, cya
>>567829596There's 143 umas and each of them have to get 1/2 altsThe oldest character to not have an alt is Shinko Windy and after that it's year 4 umas like Biko Pegasus, Calstone Light O, Gentildonna and Air Messiah
>started gooning on wednesday>it's friday alreadyhow the fuck did I lose 2 days>check chrono>make 5M fanswtf I don't remember anything
So why do you fags accept some faggot larping as a JP player? Why doesn't he just go to umajp?
>>567829769I kinda like idolshit...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTEfWavFIvI
>>567829904
Is CM15 a red maru track
>>567830034I'm erect, keep going
>look in rooms>people using double keen eye debuffers in the end closer slot to fuck over everyone else's tracen cheer>taishins with full of vigor to try and get speed carryover>front pasas and taikis>sacrificial suzukas who arent even runawayi'm not built for these streetscan we go back to mediums
>>567830034Saggy uma...
>>567829537SELL ME THEM THEN>>567829678>just don't play sprinters the best way sprinters can be playedFantastic, thanks
>>567830059it's XOguri core
>>567830064Sorry I don't like erping
>>567829943Take it up with the president of the thread. Oh wait there isn't one. Well there's your answer.
>3 guts card>not even 600 guts senior yearWHAT IS WRONG WITH GUTSMAXXING
did someone say erp
>>567830221higher highs and lower lows. gutsmaxxing is for people who want to grind a 10% chance highroll stat ace run while also rolling for stupid shit like vigor/groundwork/mileS and shit
comfy hours is going away
>>567830221you only need 2
>>567830123I'm already seeing the whale end XOguri coming
You retards are seriously gutsmaxxing
>>567830059Red Shift will proc 1/4 into late race, wasted and far later than XOguris who proc their ult with Triple 7s like what >>567830123 said.
>>567830339It's Mile so I don't see why not
If I'm making a Seiun Sky - Opera front parent line, who should be the third slot?
is there a point training for this CM when taishin wins every single race or what
>>567830123what's the u=ma2 situation, xogger with 3 heals is doable but with 4 heals she's too OP
>>567830396>when taishin wins every single race or whatShe doesn't. Strong Fronts will crush her.
smells like mare manko in here
Post something cute and Orange
>>567830396Yeah anon you're right, please stop trying to break my Taishin and just let me have a free win. >>567830416u=ma2 procs too early. she's probably going to be on a 3-heal setup (or 4 with radiant star gambling like CM13)
>>567830416She has a 4th heal
We fucked
>>567830487that would proc right out of the gate
This is an important question about how you would behave at an event for fans of Tracen umamusume. Please answer honestly and with a heart that is true.https://poal.me/3ivj0u
>>567830578
is professor of curvature good this CM
>>567830662You are a faggot for leaving new answers active, but that was probably your intention
>>567830825it's never badunless we get a niigata straight sprint cm
>>567830605YIPEEEE
>>567830578>>567830669Imagine how kinky she is in bed
>slacker eventAlright you little slutWe're not training on any turn, not even summerYou are RUNNING the entire careerYou wanted thisThis is now a parent run
>>567830918I kinda think she'd be extremely pure...for a while. Then she'd develop into a lewd girl.
Uma willing to eat ass?
>>567830865There's a niigata 1000m LoH and Wedding Curren's ult gives perfect accel and speed carryover on that track
but what if a CM14 test room was posted542717705427177054271770
>>567829919>started gooning on wednesday>it's friday alreadyYou were jacking off for almost two whole days?
>>567830995She's the kind to masturbate to sleep everyday
>>567831038curren 100 %
>>567831096Yeah what the fuck, gooning should last for at least 5 days.
>>567830339I'm training Curren, why shouldn't I?
>>567830995Definitely the type to start pure then wouldn't be able to live without sex
>>567831101Digitan...
>>567831096on and off but yeah I'm incredibly dizzy right now after noticing what I've been doing
>throw some trainee tickets because bored>AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567831214t. average amphetamines tweaker
I like Digitan but lewding a lesbian just feels wrong, it makes me feel like a predatorThat's why I never lewd umas
>>567829919>losing two entire daysbro you were on drugs
>>567831310
i feel like mile maven is bait, 30-40% of the time it does nothing
>>567831310HOEH
Life sucks brosMANT also sucks but at least it's a distraction
>>567831310minaaaaaaaaaa, hoeh arigatou
>>567831389mile maven is pace promote core
all my gutsmaxxed umas are chronic retards despite using the same wit cards...
>>567831427I have been jobless for a year now. Might be time to live in the woods...
>>567831076fucked up my screenshot resultslet's try another room339890383398903833989038
>>567831310HOEEEEHHH
>>567831480>Umas all at bottomAIEEEEEEEEE
time to choose /uma/
>>567831389On front runners yesDuring the 1st part of early race your fronts didn't reach their target speed yet that's why every new early race skills are either phase_laterhalf_random==0Or current speed boost
>>567831663It's an easy Creek pick anon
5 borrows, and 5 hours down the drain. Not a single Mile S. I'm not even on my final ace yet
>>567831663Kill, fuck, marry
>>567831663Creek ofc.
>>567831480Results.Rudolf, you're making us look bad... Thanks for joining.
>>567831663if you pick tamamothe rest will eventually join on their own
>>5678314736 months here. Thankfully I can still get neetbucks for a while before having to work again.
ENDCHUDS.....
>>567831663My wife Ogurin.
>>567831310>>567831310Do we get free Falco pulls in the 1.5 anni?
>>567832115No, just on 2 support banners
>gold groundworkis this where Vbobo dies?
>>567832178>no taking the lead>no gold groundworkbecomes a parent/gp
>>567832178Yeah thats when she can no longer compete with the meta fronts. She resurges during LoH though
>>567831663Tama sex.
>>567832178VBobo has a short lifespanAlso Bobo cards are so fucking good I want to castrate Cyjews for not spreading out support cards to other front runners
>>567832178NyesThey needed to shill Valentine Fujin who has pretty much the same kit but can use the Bourbon cards
>>567832115Not my Falco
>>567831663Oguri has the right amount of flab.
wyd?
>alt released in 2023 is more used than the alt released in 2025
>>567832516the 3rd alt is coombait. also somehow she gets 2 alts while bourbon gets 1
>>567831663Creek's saggy torpedoes are erotic...
>>567832593If Bourbon got an alt right now she wouldn't be able to use power Bourbon anyway
>>567832454
>>567832223>no taking the leadshe gets TTL with stam palmer
>>567832454This isn't canon, as it wouldn't have been a while since I would see my wife everyday.
>>567832178>only 3 umas have them>2 or them are my brobro
>>567832454>>567832623fuck's going on here
>>567832623>>567832684a little granny's intervention since Fuku is too pure
I am entering y3 and Falco has yet to start her event chain. I need groundwork....
>>567832752I should pay attention next Fuku run then....
>>5678326237 and its canon that Shiraoki possesses Fuku during sex sometimes just for the hell of it
>>567832593The Valentine alt is sex too
>>567832684cheating sex with Shiraoki-sama
>>567832675your bro is a dirty dirter
Good morning bros
Why so much art about her hooking up with Trainer than any other NPC? What is it about Light hello that makes her a menace?
>>567832917Good morning Pearl anon!
>>567832814dumb, I want two fukus at once
Fuck you /uma/.
>>567832973Good morning!
>>567832956she's an uma
>>567833010Clearly Shiraoki-sama has abandoned us
>>567832956>hag>big boobs>drink partner>she takes (you) to her parents homeand I don't remember well but I think you spent the night there too
sweepy
>>567832814
>>567833175I can't wait until Sweepy sex.
>>567832917Good morning bwo
>>567832956We love umas here.
give me a club to hate onit's too quite out here
ohayooo, got my brekky...how is everyone
>>567833675When in doubt, Mambo
>>567833675>quite
>>567833679Thread is nice and comfy and I will surely get a usable seiun sky parent today
>>567831389You're not imagining itAnswered before and I'm too lazy to type it up again>>567257739>>559538012
>>567833806woahhh you too?? I happened to get some decent gps out of mant so now I'm trying for a good seiun too...still gonna do her in ura thoughbeit. will hopefully be a nice lil upgrade
CM starts in like 8 days right
gold ship is so unsexy, i will now delete all the images i saved of her
>>567833860i know that part, but everyone is still taking it for that gamble when something else could be taken for more consistency
>>567833879It's been painful. Only one of these has mile pink and it doesnt have groundwork
>>567833675stop crucifying umas
>>567834019Falco is strong because her unique activates before VBourbon's and SMaru's. Being ahead on the straight before the corner is crucial due to everyone hugging the rail. (named Normal Mode) It's very difficult to overtake during the corner before the late race. Same idea with Mile Maven. Even though it's inconsistent, the payoff is larger than other gold skills you get.
https://x.com/cypic_info/status/2057750815927062842Sexy Oguri
>>567834238armpit slut
>>567833982
No trainee would give you shit, if you get together with Sugar Lights btw
>>567834238>>567834292did they really buff Oguri THAT much in the anime?
>>567834458Because she is the GOAT
>>567834238>>567834292>>567834458legit thought these were sloppa before I clicked the linkstill kinda think it is
>>567834458buff what
how do you deal with event chains not ending im so fucking mad right now
Deploy ze dork dance, Hans.
God I want to cum inside Oguri
>>567834627run riko and 2 sr wit, it's so good
>>567834627I train my tolerance for random bullshit by playing mahjong
>>567834627stop caring, look at cute horsegirls
>>567834413raped by a cripple..
>>567834680Deutsche Boob
>>567834598she isn't that big in the game...
>>567834732Its not rape if I consent
>>567834238why it looks like slop?
>>567834627
>>567834884>>567834550you guys are never gonna guess what slop was trained on....
>>567834884you have slop brain, it looks like they are copying kyoani's style
>>567834627Go again, and again, and again
>>567834413assuming they would allow you to meet with her
Imagine being a cripple umamusume... How embarrassing...
umas are underaged, do not fantasize about doing things to them
>>567834998
>>567834884gwo.... is this the intelligence of /uma/ that we seek advice from...?
>>567834998this is why they need government assigned prince charming (tore)
frustrated sex with umas at the end of their career must be insane
>>567834998it could be worse, she could be a ningen woman in an umamusume world
>>567835134
>>567835134why do you think we do the hot-springs travel at the end?
>>567835221idk, my uma always gets a carrot shit's rigged
>>567834914
Your uma? Bottom gun
>>567835134>frustrated sexdo women really fuck whatever homeless man is nearby?
Derby Girl's Vodka design lowkey goated
>>567835363Yeah, you, because you'll be homeless after your trainee loses LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567835453Tama can beat me up anytime.
Digitan LOVE
>>567835452>Derby Girl'sWhat this? Some chink shit knockoff?
>>567835452>no Keiba Densetsu tag on gelbooruwhat is the point
Anons jerk off to Donna's back but what about Tama's
>>567835741Why does this kid look like this?
>>567835741Looks weird on a shorty
>>567835741no, i want loli tama
where mile rooms?
>>567825150not all of us are neets y'know
>>567835871bunny tama
>>567835871Where does one find a girl like this?
>>567825150dead hours are the best hours
>>567834998Crippled umas would be erotic.Helpless umas extra cute...
you guys ever think about horses?
umallo (you)madacchis
>>567836189Whats a horse
>>567836189What's a horse?
hornse
Tama is the one with a tiny dick right?
hors
>>567836297Yeah surprisingly smaller than mine
>>567836297yo bro wtf
Last Thread
>>567835636>>567835649IIRC it was JRA attempt to revive Keiba interest because their revenue during early 2010's are the lowest (sunday too dominating and Japan's economy post tsunami and economy crisis made people too hesitant to spend money on betting tickets)You can also find JRA collabing with Gundam, Eva and the likes during that time.These silly marketing attempts rarely need to happen again because JRA revenue keep increasing (thanks to Umamusume but they'll never admit that).They're probably still pissed that Cygames managed to make a better anime horse girl series than them kek.
>>567836489GULG SPEED GLUG
>>567836489>remember sweepy umanko
>>567836489That's right! Stop thinking about sex with your underaged trainees, and start thinking about Marriage with adult women like Tazuna :)
Is Cheerleader King really supposed to be run as an end for cm14? There is no good 7+ end Dobers....
>>567836852good thing dober's unique doesn't work
>>567836648Need my bokumankos playable
no groundwork.....
>>567836743my thoughts won't stop my trainee from abusing me when she's in heat
>>567836852Why are you looking for dober parents? Have you checked what's going on in CM14?
>>567834627I listen to songs to calm myself down
>>567837059what songs
>>567836852Dober doesn't work if late-race doesn't have any third corner
Which does Inari 1 prefer, cock or ((pussy))?
>>567837106Weeb songshttps://youtu.be/Yla-kQ8_IEg
>>567837162Teioposters remain the most based after all
>>567835741I'd love to give her a massage and tenderize every muscle in her body. Get her nice and loose before a big race.ADHD rapid thought chain happaned. I like napes. hers is right there on display. I wanna smell it. I wanna lick all over her back and that neck. A neck is a very private spot you know. Haircuts and tied up hairstyles aren't natural. ancient humanity would never organically see the back of a neck, it would be very mysterious.Horse girls have a tail. They have a 2nd nape. The nape between their tail and their butthole. When naked it would normally be covered by tail. It must be a very erotic spot. You can imagine it on a normal human. It doesn't seem all that special. It's just the top of the buttcrack. But adding a tail there makes it more than just the top of the buttcrack, it makes it nape #2, in Tama's case truely and ELECTRIC boogaloo.I wanna lick it. I wanna lick Tama's tail nape. I know it's not anything special for her, and it probably wouldn't be anything special for me, but I want it all the same. The forbidden hidden zone below the tail. Peropero pero lelolelolelolelo till she squirms because its just weird and tickly and unsettling. licky licky right up to the base of the tail till she swats my face with it and turns around with an embarassed and angry face and tells me i'm done. There's nothing sexual about it for either of us. It just is.Do you think umamusume are aware of that spot? Do you think they clean it? Like is there a saying for it for umamusume like humans have "don't forget to wash behind your ears"? Do they have "Don't forget to wash under your tail"? Do you think she washes it or is hers messy?heh. I guess you could say I wanna use my tongue to Frisk her Undertail. heheThanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
>>567836908>>567837026>>567837145There's no good 7+ end Ryan's either
Deck recommendation for Tachyon medium team trials?
>>567836491>(thanks to Umamusume but they'll never admit that).>They're probably still pissed that Cygames managed to make a better anime horse girl series than them kek.why they gotta be so petty lmao
>>567837543I have 9* End Oguri
>>567837543You find a Rudolf/Oguri one instead and use your own Ryan parent
>>567837546Yeppers guts + KSB + Princess + 2x wit + wildcard
>>567836397that just means its easier to give a reach around
Which umas blame the trainer for their failures and then beat them up? Asking for... Reasons...
>>567837397Uhhh
>>567837787Nice Nature
>>567837787without a doubt
MANT this, MANT that. Why don't you play a good game together with your favorite Umamusume like Seiken Densetsu 2 (aka Secrets of Mana) or Seiken Densetsu 3 (aka Trials of Mana) instead?
>>567837787probably orfevre
>>567837605Does she have 6+ power sparks?
>>567837804you don't agree?
>>567837907I have not played any other games for months now that I think about it
>>567837543borrow this 445131891406
>>567837787No Reason, obviously.https://youtu.be/Zf6zxvi-oac
>>567836489>stop sex umasway ahead of you
>>567837970Only 3 power as I remember.
>>567838004I do...
>>567838037Max followers
>>567838007>playing nothing but this kusoge for months on end
>>567838045Not even the hottest ningen trainer.
>>567838128>>567838037Oh I'm retarded it didn't process the guy I removed and I was the one at max follows.Thanks friend
horny for Seiun Sky all of a sudden
>>567838161I don't always play and it's just that this is the only game I've been playing. I really need to find another game to play. Although MANT helped me fix my sleep schedule since it's so boring
I'm gonna do itI'm gonnaI'm gonna use a 45 RB deck
>>567838559Does it really matter?
>>567838559>610~690 total stats without hammers DOTO NOOOOOOOOO
>>567838538It's time for your jong arc
NOT AGAIN
>>567838559the cutest
I hate you all
>>567838671room?
>>567838779Thanks, pal.
>>567838559
ouch.
>>567824683https://streamable.com/6zvyc82 more days until we know if /ouroshi/ good for medium races or a flop.
>>567838671NUOOOOOO
forever my kingu
i love speed. The drug,
Maya fans in Japan:>cute girls who see her like a younger sisterMaya fans overseas:>disgusting pedo balding unc What explains this difference?
>>567839173We're high test
>>567839173Maya is pedobait in Japan too who are you kidding, the only difference is that they don't care.
>>567839194a most impractical racing attire
>>567839232This but Dia-chan
>>567839173Yonger sister Maya sex
Is it that time already? Maybe we do need a jong
YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOO>jobs 5 times in hanshin jf
Mayano Top Gun is the pinnacle of human achievement.
are you gonna post that room or do I go to bed
>>567839069>i love speed.Same
>>567839650Literally me but without the plat>>567839645The Helios anon seems to be MIA. iirc he's the one that hosts the jongs
>>567839812I'm gonna rape that dude when I wake up gn
>>567839810That "so cute" was from Speed? Damn I never knew >>567839889Goodnight bwo
>>567839219Maya fans in Japan aren't as deranged and annoying as the uoohhhh fags
>>567839810N
>>567840003>emoji in filename
nice game RETARDS
>>567840038>he's never been to comiket
>>567840038>fans in Japan aren't as derangedhi you must be new to planet earthwelcome
>>567839810
>>567840179I
>>567840243Ow
FUCK YOU FUKURAN OUT OF CLOCKS BY JUVENILE FILLIES
>>567840085It just werks
>>567840243My bro...
>>567840243Girlfriend coded character
anyone else watches funny horse compilations? for me it's the horse neighing after getting caught trying to steal a sugar canehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fkJ4Q3p7YkU
>>567840243>like my bro and want to pull for her in the future>but she's a a front and i'm a latechud
>>567840243
>>567840179
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really raelly really reall yreally really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really yrelaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>567840571I'm in the same boat but with Twin Turbo
>>567840454It's pretty much my doomscroll for a while now
>>567840721Twin Turbo is only good for making your other fronts winHer unique literally has a last spurt speed debuff
>>567839810Mfw there are several underage little boys on /uma/. You can tell from their "funny memes" and from them idolizing astroturfed niggers like speed.
>>567840868It's called never giving up
Nice general, globaltards
>>567834292That's pretty lewd.
>>567840868I hope global is still a thing the time Twin Turbo comes so I can grudgepost you, and make you dogeza like Teio once she's out.
>Mfw there are several underage little boys on /uma/
>>567841237There are several underage little boys on /uma/. You can tell from their "funny memes" and from them idolizing astroturfed niggers like speed.
>#2727>#96kek
>there are several underage little boys on /uma/
It was because of you
>>567840917I'm a 20 yo unc
there are several underage little boys on /uma/
>debuffer run>Mile S, Spring Runner and Uma stan on the first inspiration>didn't get any of that on all my borrow ace runs
>>567841459>20>not a little boy
you're underage if you're younger than 30 bwos don't know what else to tell you
>>567841503It's clearly Shiraoki-sama showing you your true path
>>567841268>if global is still a thingNah we EOS in 3 months
imagine being an UNC and still typing gay shit like BWO
im gonna kiss you bwo
gwochacho is my favorite word
>>567841314>>567841378let's go rickeyyyy
I could solo you all desu
you will never be an aunt
>>567841641Nobody is going to roll for CB.
next thread will be better
mile CMs are so random that im okay with sending in S+ umas
Which uma would (You) personally impregnate in the missionary position with eye contact and hand holding?
>>567841641TWIN TURBO SHALL GET A PLAT SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>567842091your oshi
>>567842091
>>567842142Nice, that's who I would have picked too!
>>567842091my cute wife Tacute-on
where do I go to talk about the JP server because I went to /umajp/ and not a single one of them is talking about the current event
mambo
>>567837596Because muh dishonoraburu, keiba ojiisan will probably lost their shit seeing anime stuff in their gambling heaven. Say anything about the burgers but even american boomers allow Uma cosplays and fan events during Preakness Stakes.
>>5678423892 runs until mambo genocide
>>567842091does it have to be missionary? That looks exhausting. I'd pick cowgirl, so that I can chill on my back.
If I am a male trainer that wants to marry and breed my uma trainee, who is the uma for me? Most uma seem heavily queer coded
>>567842730dober
>>567842706teiobwo you really need to get in shape it's not good for your health...
>>567842849she seems like a misandrist lesbian
[-]
teiobro you know you're so fucking fat that you can't get it up anywayyou're not fooling anyone
>near perfect ace in second ace run >ace worthy uma next runI'm scared
end of /uma/end of /uma/end of /uma/
>>567843171is this your first time being here during slow hours
I slammed my hand pretty hard. How do I know if it's fractured?
Host lobbies already lazy niggers
>>567843253I need the fast hours NOW when is it
>>567843254you gotta slam it the other way to undo the fracture
>>567843393Probably an hour or two from now, whenever the shitstirrers (one guy samefagging) start talking about retarded shit.
>>567841821Silly babu...
hey
>>567821885Still SEVEN spots open
god i hate that stupid meme character and her fanbase
Hoarderbros, what's your verdict on these two banners? They both last ~3-4 months before getting replaced. Are you dropping 400 on both of them anyway?
>>567841821beat shinzan first
>>567843768I don't think mine has enough stam to survive but I'll join anyways
>>567843858Nishino flower comes with a scenario card so you should be rolling anyway. SiL I guess you can argue is skippable, but I will play lates so I'm def going 400 deep there. You still run 2 speed cards in basically all cases, so it's not like Almond Eye will suddenly make every speed card that came before her irrelevant
>>567843995Thanks Mambro
>>567843995that guy draws some of the cutest artwork
Which does Inari 1 prefer, cock or ((pussy))? It decides whether I pull or not
>>567844079You're welcome mambwo>>567844093Real and true, I'm a big fan
>>567844093based and true
>>567844072Akikawa is not needed despite being the scenario support btw. every pal card before her was instantly in S tier unplayable without them while japs put her at B
>accidentally started a mant run-60 energy
>>567844072I think i might skip on Nishino or maybe just roll 1 spark for the scenario card, budget is kinda tight in that timeframe because there's shakur-rudolf-ai back to back
>>567844279i like how biwa is constantly depicted as just a ball of fluff
>>567844398>-60danchou, are you seeing this?you gotta do something
>>567844498She is a big ball of fluff and that has its allure.
>>567844637>made her short>gave her gigaboobsThey had a vision
>>567825319cawaii curren chang
Just around time I guess. See ya later /uma/
>>567844789Cute horse
>>567841490how the fuck are Japanese women so pretty....
>>567844637>Which does Inari 1 prefer, cock or ((pussy))? It decides whether I pull or notWhy can't anybody answer game relevant question? I am losing trust in this general..
>>567163776An update for youSauerbraten is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. In 38 starts, he has won 16 times, including 9 G1s, 3 G2s and 3 G3s. His final placement stat is 16-10-8-4. During his career he received the following awards: 2002 Best 3YO Colt (US), 2003 Best Sprinter Colt (US), 2003 Best Turf Colt (US)
>>567842861>>567842706Teiobro slander is my favorite /uma/ meme
>>567844789she's not very cute at all
>>567844992Yooo based Sauerbraten. Proud of my boy
ok
>>567843747do you have the Mega folder link?
Oaks current odds
>>567845461https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>567845381Which uma would work at a soapland after retiring?
>>567845313eat dem cupcakes bwo
>>567845313>late decI'm sorry anon, but it was never meant to be.
>>567846032Mayano Top Toes
>>567846032imagine the smell
>>567846023Umarmpits...
>>567846142Taiki Top Tits
>niggas already trying to make me fap this early in the morningfuck you
>>567846228You walk into /uma/ and you blame us?
>>567846032I think I'm about to copy.
Big breasted pit slut.
COPAA!
ofc
these are childhood friends
>current year>still no art of Fukukitaru being all flustered while cosplaying as Sakura Igawamight need to comission it at this point
Ran out of clocks as a late again reward
>>567846871King isn't wrong, it's all Rice's fault
>>567846951
>>567847061Shut the FUCK up Doto.
>unprompted slop spam
I hate MANT bros...
Oguri isn't sexy, prove me wrong
https://x.com/Se_ra_B/status/2057754759575314747
>>567846224I want creek to suddenly hug me from behind while speaking in a firm but gentle voice that whether I like it or not we'll be playing goo goo babies later today.
>>567847682No I wont post sexy Ogurin images. Post them yourself
>hmmm today I will make a chibi dance webm>full loop is 2 fucking minutesbreh
>>567847983>everybody surprised at how fugly King is
When is the next long CM?
>>567848042Reading this and seeing King on stage too made me laugh
>>567847737I'm sorry little one...
orang
>>567847946Suzuka's flat chest is so erotic.
>>567848324TUG ON IT'S WINKY
Gold City feet in my mouthgood morning
>>567848346Fatty
>>567848402Who's Winky in this case?
>>567847627>unpromptedThey got ignored so they started spamming slopTroon behavior
FUCK YOUR LAISU SONGYOU WILL LISTEN TO UMADOL POWER WITH ME
RAAHHHG
>>567832593How the fuck is that gooner bait
>>567848127i will rape satono diamondi will rape mejiro ardan i will rape gentildonnadamn erotic umas seducing their trainer
>>567848745
Damn fucking brat.
>>567848745You can't post that...
>>567848745Uhhhh...
>>567848745WHOA look at that VANGINER
Is uma your main game as in it takes most of your game time or is it just one of the many you play?
>>567848745I'm so hard...
>>567847397She looks like she has rheumatism. No thanks
>>567849128whatever game I'm working on + uma
>>567841045love sarcophage
>>567849128uma is my only game
>>567849128Uma is the game I play the most in between games. So like recently I played a chunk of 40k rogue trader and after dropping that I'm basically doing a bunch of mant parent runs until the PoE2 update releases and I go back to doing 1 career a day
Oguri doesn't know what a penis is stop lusting
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>567849128Used to be a side game until it overtook everything else
i miss my club
i dont
>>567849448What I'd do for a Ricejob
wahey
>>567849458mambwo...
>Want to pull for Inaru One>But her Alt look betterWhat do? Should I FOMO?
>>567849128poe will always be my main game but thankfully the game is only relevant few months after a new league starts and then you just wait for the reset again so uma is a good time filler
>>567849607i don't have tama so i'm saving for the combo meal with the inari alt
>>567849594awooga, as the kids say
>>567848735That's not her second alt retardo. This is.
>>567849594I need to lick it
uggos do nothing for me
>>567849594
>>567849594Good morning bwo
>>567849819That's Umamusume B
>>567849594this can't be sfw
you wouldn't dick down a zoomer
>americans wake up with morning wood>hornyposting startsbased
>>567849582umm nyo
>>567849128Used to be a side game until Cafe dropped. Can't believe I would reawaken my inner highschool autism.
>>567849128I do 1-2 runs before work mostly play a story heavy single player game on weekends and play Deadlock whenever friends are online. Once MANT ends I'll probably play Uma a lot more but right now I can't play it a lot like I used to because this scenario stresses me out too much
Going on a date with Tachyon
I hate training taishin Do I just make a seiun or bite the bullet and grind for a good taishin
is grand live even any better than mant
>>567850586die metafag
>>567849128Uma and Winning Post have been my drug for several months now. The last non-horse game I played was Medieval 2 Total War about 8 months ago
>>567847007I never had such a dog shyt run in MANT before. I hate this fucking scenario
>>567850602less time spent to finish your 5 borrows means more time for ERPing on /vm/a and /uma/ so nyes
how's the event card?
>>567850767>best oguri user
>>567850602no idea but at least the runs will be quicker and you don't have to worry about getting raped by nishino or pearl
umanko.jpg
>>567850848It has Shatterproof as a gold. Its only good for the TT amd event bonus
>>567850848>Shatterproof
>>567850767learn to do MANT in 30-33 races. Just focus the G1s
>>567850767hmm nyot enough Guts
>>567850981tachyonshock.png
>>567850981Urara.jpg
silencesuzukabrokenleg.webp
>>567851227why 1950 of all dates
>>567851085 I know how to play it. I lost all my clocks prior the first summer on g1s. It was doomed and only finished it for the dailly.
penis.mp4
make a new bread
no thanks
>>567851227Truthfully answer, did you bot
don't shay thatcryer.png
>>567851485ofc
>>567851557>>567851557>>567851557
kissies?
>>567849128I play gentrash shitpact as my main game but only until I see the last bit of story. After that I'll honestly try to divorce from gacha, been playing this for ten years and I'm completely burned out.
Matikanefukukitaruluckyumanko.png
>>567851551kys
>>567851616>7happy day!!!
rice villain doing evil .jpg
lust_provoking_uma_pic.jpg
>>567851063>>567851052what's wrong with Shatterproof
>>567849128A side game that more or less stuck while I cycle through my Steam Library
>>567851989>If losing, don't winIt's like the opposite of triumphant pulse
>>567849128been my main game sadly but my computer sucks and I find the loop comfy
>>567834292Ponytail Oguri is the best.
