Previous: >>567851557>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>567884279
I hate parent farming so muchI've produced a bunch of perfectly useable pasa parents but the bitch kept giving me 2-3 medium reds. This NIGGER horse hadnt given me a single mile in days
>>567884431where is the rest
wahey
>>567884515check the asmr video
I've gotten more 3 star blue sparks in the last 2 days than I have during the preceding 150
orenji
>>567884580I mean there were 11 lates and some npc paces and ONE npc front. Yeah that was well played.
>>567884603what asmr
I'm gonna dox the Fuku lobby!
>>567884951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI
>>567885017People actually joined?
>>567884462>2* power>groundwork spark proc'd>the red is medium>mile red spark>1* gutsfucking end me
gentildonna is not real she can't hurt you
>>567885274Take your 1 guts and roll with it
Considering there are no male umas, what do they do when they go to stud? Do the trainers bear the burden?
uma gf
>>567885017nyo...>>567885265We were 13!
UUUU HORSE FRIENDSUUUU HORSEX HORSEX
>>567884696
>>567885428umamusuko or /uma/gfchoose
>>567885367Are you retarded? They are not cattle. Umas are still people after Tracen they start a family or something.
>>567885878>musuko means sonyou want a male musume?
>>567885323
https://x.com/mecchaJP/status/2057582366378328167I want the kingu
>>567885449Shiraoki's 7 wills it
>Carefully crafted deck with 55 race bonus>Run 40 times>Can't get out of rank S+>Check other people>Full deck of rank R cards>Rank SS>Better statsAnyone has a trackblazer agenda?I must be doing something extremely wrong or this game is way way too luck based and my shitty luck can't keep up.I am going to give it one more try with a good agenda, if it doesn't work i am uninstalling.
https://jiggie.fun/u9gdh1..https://jiggie.fun/u9gdh1
>>567886307AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>567885761SEX WITH SHIRAOKI SAMA POSESSING FUKU'S BODY WHILE SHES FORCED TO WATCH AS AN ASTRAL PROJECTION
Sometimes /uma/ needs a reminder.
>>567886307i want her to hurt me so bad
>>567886496Don't resist. It just makes her more excited.
>>567886504NO! Two Fuku at once is the only valid option.
>>567886368Agenda: Read the cute stories and mess around. Never try hard at anything heavily luck-based. Only try hard, when the whim takes you, on singleplayer challenges such as Ultra Golshi mode or getting a completionist title.
>>567886504You have made anunwisedecision.
>>567886575>Getting is an drunk never excuse What did they mean by this?
>>567886368you are entirely at the mercy of the shop i have had so many runs where not a single green juice or speed/guts weight showed up
>>567886368The only agenda on /uma/ is the homo agenda.
>>567886608It would be extremely painful
Cafe love
>>567886629How mare do you have to be to get upset over seeing your trainer talking to other girls?
ayabe wife
>>567886316NOOOOOOO
>>567887191Wife.
The brown ancestor raped me
>>567886316>almost nobody rolled for the fuku alt
>>567886932She's a big uma
>>567887391She got shafted hard.>Long with no built-in recovery>Alt not released with a story
>>567886780
>>567886970
>>567887420For you
Does Golshi need Daring Strike?
>>567887725I wish I could be McQueen
>>567887420donna is strong enough to destroy the earth but chooses not to
slop city today who invited this guy
>>567886504>>567886661>>567886669LOVEY DOVEY CHEATING SEX RELATIONSHIP WITH SHIRAOKI SAMA USING FUKU'S BODY FOR ROMANTIC BREEDING SEX EVERY DAY. SHE MUST WATCH EVERY TIME BUT REMEMBERS NOTHING UPON RETURNING TO HER BODY.FUKU'S GRADUAL DESCENT INTO ZERO SELF WORTH MENTAL BREAKDOWN THAT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.FUKUKITARU DEFEATISM EGO DEATH IN THE ASTRAL PLANE GIVING UP HER BODY PERMANENTLY TO SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>567887952
>>567887789it can fuck up her ult proc so no
Inari One?
>>567887720Was getting crushed part of your plan?
Thoughts on this skill?
>>567888476im conflicted if this is a downgrade or not
>>567888738gold version is very good
>>567888559Just bring two frontrunners to balance pack weight so her ult almost always fires. You want less rear pack for better odds of landing tracen cheer anyway.
didn't know Villa (and Dibu) was chill like that
>>567888732Of course>>567888804All versions of Donna are good.
>>567888804It's an upgrade if you're straight and a downgrade if you're gay so I'm guessing you're bi
>>567888804It's her normal state. The image he replied to is her flexing. She's like Master roshi. She looks soft and dainty but she can roid out on command.
>>567888738Have to take a little more than a white heal to offset itDepends
Mambo!
>>567889146stealing mambo's hat
>>567887391I got her with the paid ticket. No regrets.
>>567889190
>>567889115>the club itself liked itbased
>>567889124sugoi
>>567886504and then Shiraoki-sama decides to occasionally possess Fuku's body just for sex
>>567889124I like this
>>567889442>>567889118>>567888732>>567888628>>567888476>>567887952>>567887420>>567887328
>>567887606Bed breaking pile driver sex with both of them
>>567889784The fusu
>>567890010
>>567884951infinite sex cum inside rape impregnate
she escaped...
fusu on my cock
>>567890447I don't understand this kind of autism.
>>567885878>Contradiction No.1 or Contradiction No.2?I guess I pick contradiction #2, since it's theoretically possible there's a cute foid /umadacchi/ (not really, all /umadacchi/ were born with penises even if at least 20% of them later cut them off), whereas a male uma is impossible.
>>567890010>>567890330
>>567886368https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/https://race.daftuyda.moe/But I don't see how you're racing 40 times and not hitting the game play loop of TB is just check training see if 30+ stats on a non g1 race and your shop points are good train if not race
>>567886720Even if Eishin pours five litres of Bavarian beer down your gullet you are not getting on that plane
I want to have sweaty, passionate, bed rattling sex with Mejiro Palmer
>>567890901The cute foid /umadacchi/ are only interested in other cute foid /umadacchi/, sorry moid
>>567890984but thats palmer when she was a kid
>>567890447Where is she going
>>567891150I don't care, still gonna fuck her
>>567891150guh...
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER TAMAMO CROSS OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>567891541easy to lift and impregnate
>>567884279>>567884539why are you avatarfagging as Helios now?
>>567887391she spooked me but I've never, ever used herhaven't even upgraded her potential levls.
>>567891541her feet stink
>>567889146Kurwayo
You think he'll ever trip up?
>>567891541She's cute and I like her career story.Also best duo with Ogurin
>>567891731STOP SWEARING
>>567891541I like how shamelessly she takes a fuckload of ketchup and salt packets from fast food restaurants whenever she eats out
>>567891739infinite sex
>>567891104that's fine, I'm a disgusting oji-san and 3DPD doesn't really interest me anyway, Uma Musume has so warped my brain I saw a cute JK the other day at a coffee shop with her friends and my first, innate gut reaction was to interiorly snort and think>no horse ears>no horsetail>no thank you apologies for blogpost, umamusume
>>567891874JoayoChowayoCuayoQuaeyeaoux
>>567891772Nah that's one of my sabotage alts and I'm careful not to fuck up and get kicked
>>567891541She has a cute cock.
how can sex be real if umas aren't real
Masturbating to Daiwa Scarlet's interviews while she is taking a shower
I want to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan and feel the creampie leak out of me
Any snackers?
>>567890447>new fusu>super cute from an angle as well
>>567892354anon you have got to STOP listening to Bambi Sleepit's bad for you
>>567892378>horse snackDid you type this with your hooves?>>567892273>deletedlmao
>>567892378just eating some pretzelsalready had dinner (big bowl of rice with some butter and pepper)
>>567892515I type like this
Track20blazeit
>>567892354Yeah! Me t-Wait...
>>567892515you never know when an unprinitable mod will decide a post violates Global Rule #1 and permab& you
>>567892485What is Bambi Sleep?
>>567892624powerful
>>567892706There are printable mods?
>>567892624L-london?
>>567892707hypnosis porn that trains you to climax from the female point of view of carnal intercourse. eg how to become autogynophiliac through self-suggestion.
>>567892994Do americans really?
>>567892676what does Helios have anything to do with your post? why are you avatarfagging?
>>567893071if you wanted to know where the American tranny disease came from, now you knowumamusume
>>567893071The creators of sissy hypno would do that
>>567892351>exposed shouldersUbersex design
https://files.catbox.moe/4bsejo.mp4Is there any way to make red ace consistently proc just before the accel zone? Closest thing I found was to solely run double front because triple front messes with the timing
>>567892994what is wrong with you ""people""
>>567893117IT'S JOKE YOU AUTISTIC FUCKgod you see avatarfags everywhere
>>567892994I personally find those videos to be very low effort and nothing will come close to simply closing your eyes and sucking on your finger that has some of your precum on it. How the hell do you even get hard to videos of some foid saying dumb shit like "tits ass fuck doggystyle" on repeat? You deserve to have your dick cut off if you do.
>>567893391don't post sloppa.........
>>567893391>not even bother to fix the Calvin-Klein logo
>>567893273You know how people gaslight others here, whether out of boredom or dissatisfaction with the game or to get an edge on the competition? Its like that
i wouldn't say that to yeppers...
>>567893391>ai from 3 years agoit has gotten better by now bro
>>567893391Wonder how much money on free publicity CK is getting out of porn and thots freely promoting their underwear
>>567892351GOD I love Japanese fashionholy fucking sexo
>>567893391you're avatarfagging right now, are you not? is it that difficult for you to reply without attaching your avatar to the post?
>>567893440questionable post
Is this weird fetish hours or something?
>>567893440A dildo works better than your finger unless you're a shotaconpoppers help too (use sparingly)
Yep, it's burgerhours
>>567893624nta but I'm gonna post an image of helios to annoy you
>>567893624no, see I'll do it right now
>>567893702it's past midnight for the SEAfags, just wait a while until they stop jacking off and go to sleep
>>567893486waahpers
>>567893750>giving him the attention that he wantsgenius
>>567893748no jong caused this...
>>567893504Calvin Klein underwear is popular in BNWO/Raceplay kink communities and it has been for close to a decade now. OF's audience is primarily white men who want a "personal connection" and are willing to pay for it, raceplay kink doesn't work there. And there are hardly any suicidal bnwo types willing to spend thousands on a site that bans self harm language.
>>567893624hey
>>567893228i hope this becomes american ringo
>>567893773idc what people say I like this flavor of AIsloppa
>>567893117I usually avatarfag as NTR but I get too much flac for it so I've moved on to another avatar. Next will be Creek if you keep attacking me
>>567893624nothing's wrong with post Helios, she's cutesilly
>>567893624You got banned primarily because you were constantly posting the same images to make your posts distinct and attribute them to you, while also cluttering up the thread and being constantly off-topicAdding a reaction image to your post of your favorite character is completely differentYou will never be a Janny
>>567893750if you're not him why are you replying to me? unless you're his gf and are offended on his behalf >>567893801i mean you will go back to avatarfagging as Helios after this, won't you?
Good night friends!! My birthday is tomorrow!!!
>>567893262i can only think of using a runaway rabbit since you're basically trying to do the same thing as nimble navigator
bamboo agemasened vigor in junior year 5 times and i gave up the run on all of them
rank is safu
>>567893926wahey
>>567894082hbd babbyposter
Trainer x __________
>>567893773>>567894024holy shit me too. I need this of Suzuka, damn. And Ardan and Super Creek and Maruzensky too. cyka blyat
wahey 6-7 6-7
>yet another melty over avatarfagsoh my godddddd who gives a shitimagine wasting the little time you have on this earth raging over the image someone attaches to their message on fucking 4chan
bring back the textboards
I'm going to post Helios too
wait, what the fuck, goldship was marking her trainer at the good ending of her careerI thought she was safe
>>567894338I don't even see a single avatarfag it's just some schizo latching on random people
>>567894338imagine giving it attention
>>567894053No, I only have about 4 images of Helios saved and I've already posted them allI was just making jokes, anon. Stop being so serious.
>the helios avatartranny defense squad is out in full forcemake it less obviously you're discord troon butt buddies
>>567894410sniff
>>567894410>no :3 or swirl eyescomplete trash
>>567893117I just think Helios is funny you stupid retardKill yourself, get a job
y'all keep saying marked and marking but I never see any umas pissing on trainers
>>567884580how the fuck do you build pace fuku? is there some secret way to get her unique to reliably work?
ugh... he found outaight the operation is off discordbros
>got the Mile S, Fast Learner, every was in orange friendship but no one landed on rainbow training during summer award
>>567894440nice deflection V
>>567894568How I get a job if I kill myself
I’m actually their government appointed gangstalker, I don’t know about the discord
Helios thread?
>>567894480Full damage control.
>>567894568based, I'm going to post the dumb GenAlpha too (she's too young to be a zoomer, those faggots are all 25+)
>>567894737non canon. suzuka would wear pantyhose under her swimsuit.
>>567893836fuck you mean its fucking 4:30 am here
>>567894773wahey
>>567894727NEETs are forced to wageslave in the afterlife as punishment for their sins
>>5678948264:30 am is past midnight
Most umas are undertuned. Does it get better with balancing?
>>567894578Is this why rich people have prostitutes pee on them?
>>567894737I know it's a gen but I'm saving it anyway
>>567894578Daiwa pissed on my leg before training
>>567894947>balancingwhat balancing? uma isn't a live service battlepass MMORPG or something.
Halo says she just can't get used to anal
>>567894947it'll get worse as comically overtuned umas are released with time
>>567894947I mean, yeah, skills and stuff get buffed
>>567894947they eventually (2nd anni on JP) release evolved skills, so that many umas become a lot better. Some uniques also get buffed. It gets better, but there'll always be a meta and some umas are simply favored by the devs (Taiki, Suzuka) while others arent.
>>567894947>>567895105Old umas get "balanced" once in a blue moon and its usually for an ulterior motive like swaying people away from using Dominator
>>567895121torena-san likes it that way
stop posting slopkill yourself
Diamond
Digitan LOVE
Reminder that Janny applications are open, and you have the opportunity to directly make the thread better
SURELY IF I WAIT LONG ENOUGH WITH THIS GOOD MOOD THE ETSUKO EVENT WILL HAPPEN AFTER A RACE AND GIVE ME A FREE MOOD UP
>>567895372I audibly sniffed>>567895382
>gacha franchise with some of the most art ever>mmmmm Im gonna gen dogshit insteadgenuine mental illness
This run is a mess
I just realized the reason we don't have Soccer Boy/Dicta Striker is because Chiyo, Ardan and Yaeno Muteki were announced with Cinderella Gray and at the time Shadai refused to let Cygames use their horses Now it's probably too late to add her sadly even though they late Stego or Neo Universe become umamusume now
Last Thread
>>567893467I doubt that's all there is to it, at least not with all the people posting shit like that.
>>567884279Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>567895553lets see you make some art, goy
I finally got my mile S ace done after 4 failed borrowsSpecialty priority is a fake statNow I need 2 more ace's
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Which Uma are rapeable through manipulation, gaslighting, and drugs?
>>567894410Can't wait for slop to perfect this
>>567895742you don’t play the game
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T AVATARFAG>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST SLOP>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COOMPOST>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE DISCORDso much for the land of the free huh
where was that helios gif of that guy swigging jaeger and doing 67
>>567895639I probably shouldn't have posted it, gomen anon
>>567895558A lot better than my previous run
what's wrong with composting?
>>567895774all of them
>>567895715no
>>567895372haha I'm diamonds xD
>>567895845dont talk to me or my daughters ever again
>>567893486is yeppers gonna be usable when she comes out or is she 100% oshigaming tier
>>567895436Funny you mention that, I was curious but it looks they make you join a Discord. Not that I'm against it but it's too effort when you're doing it for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0pcCSBwI7UTIME FOR GRAND LIVE GUIDESLET THE PIGGY TROUGH FLOW
>>567893735Normal Day...
>>567896019being a janny selects for the worst fucking posters to become janniesand the cycle of life continuous
>>567896019If you don’t apply, you forfeit the right to complain about the thread
>>567895785Are you sure about that?
>>567895620>Making Creek WeddingOne day Cygames will make Wedding Creek...
I grew to like this funny facebook mum horse vidshttps://x.com/i/status/2057848766766407873
Oh V woke up, this is why the thread is shit
>>567895974do you actually have daughters? I have 3 nieces
>Mejiro Mcqueen>3rd placeAlright she could do better>5th placeOkay I'll take the 3rd place I think>17th placeIt's over
>>567895620>making creek weddingSurely!
>>567896019>Being a modern janny does not require IRC, but discordHilarious, not to mention a big red flag towards "everything goes, esp people that hate us"
>>567895553In their defense, sometimes there's a particular thing you want to see that nobody has made yet.
>>567896194Horses are cuteand funny
yummy sloppa bellies
>IRCwhat did you remember correctly gwo
why isn't 600 wit enough
>>567896019Discord boogeymen strikes again
>>567896481good post
>>567896507what does the Jordan image have anything to do with your post? why are you avatarfagging?
>>567896579Yeah we know you love discord, V
>>567896173>Already have two skinsYeah, it probably won't be soon
Just make a burner discord exclusively for janny duties
>>567896239You posted them.>I have 3 niecesI have fucking 5, all from a single super horny brother that refused to keep his dick in check, or his goddamn wife.
>>567896507Jordan would be this dumb, very good post anon
>>567896767avatarfagging is against the rulesyou are not Helios
14* power sparks btw
>>567895620>uma need bad cockhmm
I am Daitaku Helios
>>567896750I live next door to my little brother and his 3 girls, his wife is pregnant with kid #4, it's a grand time, oldest girl is 6 youngest is 2, they're such adorable little psychopaths
good morning
I just come here to goon sometimes ngl
>>5678969524 inches is the best I got, take it or leave it.
>>567896856WEIIIIIIIIII
>>567896653Nice try V
>>567897046No you dont. Gooning is the path of least resistance and this general is the most abrasive space ever
wahey!!
>>567896172when you don’t even post the ‘ace’ in question then yes, you don’t
>>567897127why is teio so brown?
>Make application to be a /vg/ janny, the board with the HIGHEST throughput of personal>Attempt to make /uma/ better by removing the schizos>Said schizos, and their buddy jannies, report me to the higher bosses>I get removed for "being toxic and not allowing conversation" or some other made up bullshitWe both know this happens. Either that, or the other mods sabotage your work by continuing to remove the good poster. Hell, mods in the pockets of trash poster might simply block any of your work, if they notice you fucking with their shit too much.Uma Musume.>>567896965Sadly my big brothers family is... questionable, to put it lightly. He works all day, wife is being worthless at home, which you could compare to a pigsty, while most (if not all) of the kids have actual autism, alongside other emotional problems in the case of the oldest 2. Granted I'm a lazy fuck and am a 4h train drive away, so I barely visit, but neither does my brother so fuck 'em.
>>567897236>no visible pitsmy disappointment is immeasurableand my day is ruined
>>567897295Teio is about as brown as Creek
>>567896507>No answersAnons I'm asking seriously, if I can get speed+power to 1200 at the cost of 600 wit isn't that fine?
>>567897295she is a bay (brown) horse
>>567896952Is this what we're doing?
>>567897419why do you think 600 wit is enough?What style are you running? End closer? Pace chaser?
>>567897419Dunno, I aim for 800 on non xoguris
>>567897419Stupid umas with maxxed speed and power just know how to run really hardThey don't know how to manage their position, activate their skills properly, or not fall for bait set by other runners, potentially causing them to rushIs it possible that an uma who can just run really hard will be able to win a race despite being stupid? YesAre the odds of that happening good? Nope.
>>567897419how long have you been playing? for the upcoming CM it is not too difficult to hit something like 1200/x/1000/x/1000 if you have a decent amount of SRs and 2 good gacha SSRs. if you're a newcutie with a destitute deck, then that's just unfortunately the life of a newcutie.
I haven't seen Digitan event ever since I started training Ends. Please come back Digitan...
>>567897716>for the upcoming CM it is not too difficult to hit something like 1200/x/1000/x/1000not that easy with an f2p lucklet deck when x/x is 601/601
>watching how the biology of a horse works >there’s an entire section for breeding >they straight up show an entire breeding session between a stallion and mareHuh?
>>567897302Jannie position doesn't allow you to do that much anyway. You'd need mod powers to actually make a change on a thread, while being able to fight back the mods who have a personal interest in shitting up the place.
>>567897419>>567897665Further, if you're of average intelligence and everyone around you is super smart, that's pretty much the same as being stupid
>>567897917hitting the track bonuses is nice but not required, especially
>>567897953i dont think mods have a personal interest in shitting up the place
>>567897953>that picdamn she's stupidly hot. I WILL NOT PULL I WILL NOT PULL I WILL NOT PULLI ALREADY FELL FOR ARDAN KITASAN CB RAMONU GENTILDONNA PROPAGANDA I WILL NOT FALL FOR NTR TOO GODDAMNIT
>>567897953Yeah, unlike you, right?It's genuinely impressive how oblivious you are
>>567898184Schizo hours, impressive how schizo you are
>>567898184Still crying about the doxx MuvLuv faggy? Move on
>>567898160NTR is the most likely Uma to hug you from behind any time of the day
>>567898334>>567898295>2 devices
>>567898351That's scary...
>>567898351
Today, 23 May, is Tamamo Cross's birthday. From autumn at age 4 (now 3), he embarked on a furious winning streak, securing eight consecutive victories, including the Tenno Sho (Spring and Autumn) and Takarazuka Kinen. The legendary showdowns with Oguri Cap in the Tenno Sho (Autumn) and Arima Kinen remain the stuff of legend.
>>567898139Lol. Lmao. Rofl. Yes they do because it drives traffic, real or not(bots).>567898184Angry tranny (bot) spotted.
>>567897931What, they don't show you breeding between humans during health class in middle school?
>>567898480>Today, 23 MayIt's the 22nd though?
>>567898386>Meds
>>567897127Nature is such a cuck
>>567898601It showed the biomechanical and biological aspects of sex, but the documentary just had the horse sex in it for the love of the game
>>567898604Not in Japan, the time zone that matters the most for this birthday, or in Europe in 45 minutes.I know you retards can't pull answers out of context, but Jesus Christ, go back to school please.
>>567898351>not the literal hug uma herself
>>567898745I can't go back to school if I never went to school in the first place
>>567898604correct, she's faster than time
what make Dominator skill so strong? I don't get it
>>567898780I have to wait four business days to get her to be fair
Neo Cutie
>>567898160You will roll for herYou will be happy
>>567899030You can get her by Tuesday, what do you mean 4 business days
>>567898992Nothing./uma/ just wants to roleplay about getting dominated by cute anime horse girls.
what
>>567899182I work on weekends
>weird avatarfag callout posts are gone>NTRfag appears and the callout posts stopnooticing
>>567898992Spend the night with Dia and you'll understand
>>567899182It’s a joke because I work the next four days haha kill me
>>567899283see >>567898650
>>56789927024/7? you can't take a shit and do your Legends Race sitting on the shitter?you do not deserve Taiki
>>567899486Yeah I'm sure these are totally unrelated!
>>567899283heliosfags are up there for sure
>>567899562V please...
>>567899261She graduated...
>>567899562I read this as heiseifags and thought I somehow misclicked into /krg/
>>567899382Sarashi hides boobs
>>567899756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c
>top contender>2 S aptitudes>skills unlocked>2nd placeWhy
>>567899976What a cute fuku I want to fuck it
>>567899283>NTRfag is gone>Schizo call out posts schizoing out are herenyoooticing
>>567898561>it drives trafficwhat? oh i'm talking to a schizo. god fucking damnit.
that's it, all your trainees are ningens now, go win the arima kinen now
no groundwork spark award
>>567899495>>567899048these posts always hurt to see in a really special way that i rarely experience anywhere else. i wish anyone would rescue me. i wish anyone knew what she did when people weren't looking.
>>567900295no combo either so it's glue
>>567900301*rapes you*
He does it for free!
>>567900395I'd maybe be fine without ddppignited with good midgame skills but it's still pointless without gw
>>567900301Women can't abuse you retardYou are man (allegedly)You have superior strength and intellect
>>567900528I only date women with even more superior strength and intellect though
>>5679003017 and I rape you
>>567900672Women don't want to date you ranjeet, stop being delusional
>>567900759Only the ones with inferior strength and intellect
>3* groundwork spark>the red is medium AGAINI HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING I HATE PARENT FARMING
>>567900993nice blogpost, but you do not play the game V
post something cute
Why is model student + delinquent best friends such a good combo?Good cop and bad cop vibes
>dogshit run>force myself to finish it because of the 2x tp cost
>>567901189nobody cares
>>567901069who is V? don't involve me in this, i just come here to scream into the void
>>567901158
Literally don't understand people in abusive relationships (male or female) like just leave neigha wtf
>>567900301exactly. what a cruel woman to hit tore's hand with a bottle and its breaking causes the glass to amputate one of his fingers. can you imagine if she then shat on tore's bed? He would never have peace anywhere.
We have some races today, only one graded tho, Oaks on SundayG3 - Heian Stakes, 1900m Dirt, 4YO or Older only (post time - 15:45 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon3. 4. 5. Dam side - Grass Wonder6. 7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Neo Universe8. Dam side - Tamamo Cross9. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Special Week10. 11. Dam side - Symboli Kris S, Fuji Kiseki12. Dam side - Agnes Digital13. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week15. 16. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week
>>567901254V is the peace sign unc...
>>567901417Abusive men hurt or kill you, while abusive women will say that you raped them or beat them, or also hurt or kill you
Soul
>>567901597I hate that I find Fuku-chan cute nowI used to be a hater but her voice actress' incredible performance converted me
How accurate is the gaslight doc?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567901756
>1*mileI'm glad this hog even landed on that, but if she hit Groundwork and maybe 2 other whites, I could feel far better with her. Maybe I just roll to make a crazy Pasa parent with this anyway.
>>567900123said the off topic gacha faggot
>>567901254Is the V of Ms.Victoria
>>567902090ugly basic blonde bitch
>>567901158I WANT TO FUCK TANUKI RUDOLF WHILE SIRIUS WATCHES
>>567901529oh thats what he was referring to...this is the 2nd time i roll gw spark in the 3 parent runs ive done... both were medium sparksthe non-gw spark run rolled mile sparkgreat reminder of why i don't usually do parent farming
>>567901980Gold City should be my abusive girlfriend
>>567892707
>>567901980GO CITY GO
>>567902312>struggles to remove it furtherCute.
>off topic tiktok repost timeeu hours are officially over
>>567902524EVERYTHING WOULD BE FIXED IF WE JONGED
I want to start a family with tazuna
>>567901909I am saying this
NTR? more like no thank ryou
>3dpd so ugly it can't show faceembarassing
>>567902820
Good evening
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
Can someone post the Gentildonna fan signing please?
>>567903087Hear me out: King Halo’s mom catching feelings for King’s trainer when the two are already trying to sort out their feelings for each other
>>567903234ohhh nooooo anything but that haha
haru heberara
>>567900295RIP. Are you borrowing helios instead of NTR and why
>>567903234oyakodon DEMON
>>567903291SEEEEEEEEEEX
>>567903040sup. go back to bed, its schizo hours.
>>567903303I like escape artist more and I get to like 1100 power and cap speed pretty often, helps you keep 1st play too
Why are we dead
>>567903291wtfI'm getting a boner???
>>567903460MANT moment
We should thank the NTRfag for taking the schizo full aggro. He was having a melty over Helios or literally anyone posting an Uma earlier.
I NEED to get Creek preggo
>>567903285is this official comic? Those thighs are illegal...
bros i haven't played this game but i saw fanart of this horse and now i'm in love, what do i do
>>567903040
>>567903460It's NTR avatarfag talking to himself hours
>>567903040>reddit cafe
>awful lack of Oguris in the past few daysyou guys are losing touch on what's important
>>567903602Play the game so you can roll for her when she is releasedAnd in the meantime you can try to get Fine Motion so you can see a lot more of Shakur
>>567903432I see, what deck are you using if you dont mind? I been trying NTR + Kita but I kinda hate borrowing NTR
>>567903602
>>567903790she's not even a released character? explain this to me like i'm an unc, she has like 30 pages of art on gelbooru.
>>567903602Buy an account with Max Limit Break Mr. CB Wit on it
>>567903602Save your carats so you can pull her in 30 days.
>>567903748I was gonna post one earlier.
>bamboo agemasens>yeppers didn't finish>no hat[taiki voice] nyo....
>>567903426>>567903619Hello!>>567903724>reddit tachyon
>>567904029so this is the power of pedophile guts users huh
>>567903838this, I borrow helios because I have a MLB bakushin
>>567903954She is available in Japan Uma, but not Global Uma.Despite not being available for career, she still shows up in events/supports.
>>567903602Get better taste and go for NTR!
>>567904029Buhi
>>567904029I will get queed with these kind of umas 5 times in a row
>>567904029>no medium sparkshow do you manage
>>567904003I didn't know these chuds could be so erotic...
>>567904126sorry man, i like shark-toothed girls who secretly want to be loved by (me)>>567904119sounds good, then there's still time for me to get my wife before she's old news... wish me luck
>>567903954>explain this to me like i'm an uncGame out in Japan for 5 yearsGame in global still not 1 year oldShakur is an NPC for nowShakur will be playable in June of this yearPlay game now so you can have currency for herZug Zug
DO reply to the anti JP schizoDO pretend you care about anything going on in this general or the gameDO whatever you want you freaks
>>567904298I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>567904282shakur is literally the least for (You) uma in the whole game. she and you are nothing more than coworkers in her whole career and story
>>567904029wait... late flower?
>>567904282Correct me if I’m wrong but everyone told me Shakur doesn’t care for the trainer romantically at all
I need some help with my End OguriDo I get Radiant Star or NN + double circling corners/straights?
>>567904519is that even worth it? she'd lose out on using her skill
>>567904453Counterpoint: gap moe
>>567904453>>567904625i guess it is ntr after all then.. but that makes sense, she seems like a /u/ character, i can still enjoy her that way.
>>567895372I want to tongue Dia
>>567904648cute ogurinno help from me though sorry
>>567904648I don't help Obuhi Craps
>>567904796>>567904820aieeeeee anons please help, I'm not the smartest torena
>>567904705gwochacho the only downhill in CM14 is in the mid race you don't need accel there
>>567904453That's even better she's the most rapeable uma yet and you just know she'll enjoy it
Moralfagpanese would die if they visit /uma/ lmao
>>567904648obviously NN + extras
Umamusume?
>>567904705bwo but her ult procs in pace positions...
>>567904453that's just because doto beats her up when she expresses any kind of joy
>>567904029>gutsmaxxerShow me your skills, go on.
>>567904872I can't help you bwo I don't know the answer..
>bride maya for cm14>bring power cards to cap power>overshoot on stam>gutsmaxx>can't cap power
>>567904648Doubt you will take advice from me butNimble + double circle end closer is way better than gambling on Radiant StarAlso Barcarole does nothing for her, you would be better grabbing Budding Blossom or Pump here.
>>567905012megane wa?
>>567905161your 9* power parents?
>>567905219
>>567905215Nobody takes advice from you because you know nothing about the game
I want Daiwa Scarlet to be happy
>>567905280yokatta
>>567905215>Also Barcarole does nothing for herstopped reading right there
>>567905319>>567905508>90 seconds cooldownMake it less obvious bwo...
>>567905215by attaching an ntr image, whatever he says is instantly untrustworthy and the anon will buy radiant brick instead. masterful reverse gaslight
>>567905601>She thinks only one person doesn't like his bad advice
>>567905215>you would be better grabbing Budding Blossom or Pump here.sadly I have to borrow the kingu and the only pow+mile parent I have is Opera so I just got barcarole for her
>>567905601everyone who disagrees with me is A MOSSAD SCHIZO AGENT EVERYBODY LOVES ME AHHHHHHHH
>>567905508but barcarole is not effective on a mile track? what's wrong here
>>567905582Stego is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really cute. I love her.
Taishin is a mandatory end closer for this cm
>>567905742IT'S ONE AGENT THAT HAS BEEN SENT TO STALK NTRFAG
>>567904705Determined descent is a very very course specific skill that is almost never worth it. It will be the best accel skill in the game cm19, otherwise it's usually at best a lottery skill and most often completely useless.
>>567905780you'd play the game if you actually loved her
I can't stop thinking about Chrono gf these days
>>567905508you are still accelerating at the 400m mark
>>567905698I'm not trying to gaslight him at allBut what can I say, I'm too popular with the girls here, and they are quite invested in everything I do or say>>567905720Ah makes sense then. Gotta work with what you have right. Are you running her with more endclosers? It would be the best approach to secure the activation of Loud Tracen Cheer for her and the rest of your team of ends
>stops calling out Helios posting for avatarfagging >starts posting NTRNoooooooooticing
>>567905780Aye.
*coughs blood*fine didn't end the chain......
>>567906173>Are you running her with more endclosers?probably Tamamo and then a pace
>>567904003Moralfagpanese can't stand that lmao GOIGOIGOIGOIGOIGOIGOIGOIGOI
>>567904003
>Helios posting stops>NTR posting startsNyooooticing
>>567906129youd not be here schizoing if you played the game
>>567906287brochacho is training for a medium with that stam
>>567904003tamatitties...
>>567906162Maybe if you're a shitter idiot loser faggot baby retard
My TT aces?King HaloGrass WonderSpecial WeekSeiun SkyEl Condor PasaNaturally
>>567906173you should post your CM13 title!
>game posting stops>clocks turns burger/sea>schizos come out of the woodsnooooooooooticing
>>567906610holy cope
>>567906296That sounds nice, I am using Tama too with other 2 ends.Originally I was going to run 2 pace and 1 runaway, but the difference in acceleration is abysmal, so I gave up on that for this CM
>>567906610you won't hit pump
I'm leaving for work can I please get a (You)?
>shits>pants smell like shitnyooooooticing
embarrassing.....
I know you guys aren't even reporting him because you'd have nobody else to bully if he actually got perma'd
end yourself ardan avatar tranny
>>567906806have a nice day at work
>>567906749Where's your CM13 and CM12 win?
LETS GO RICKEY
>>567906840I am though and I implore others to click the button on him too
>>567906806I owe ardan sex
>>567906610>yeah lets hit every accel and carry over speed lol
>>567906840>reporting are we this sensitive. I just hide the posts
>>567906840show me the last time reporting did fucking anything, no matter the reason. I fucking dare youreporting is only ever useful for the schizos to notify their janny buddies that (YOU) posted something they didn't like, such as racism or off topic racism or whatever they wanna use to get (YOU) out of their picture so they can continue to trash post
>>567907082Every time I hide his posts the roach manages to appear again
>>567906839no it's not
schizos are getting mad because ntrfag is right about barcarole not being useful
who the fuck keeps requesting the MEJIRO MEJIRO song
>>567907175You can't even filter him because he changes his MD5's btw
>>567907082>hide post>he makes another postwow umazing
>>567907261TRVKE
>>567906917bwo doesn't even play the game
>>567906839hoooeh...
https://files.catbox.moe/l4jyv3.jpg
>>567904648>>567904648Nimble navigator and no stopping me are a little weaker the CM because right when they would activate everyone is hitting the end of the final corner and many of the pack are swinging wide. Your odds of meeting the near Lane ahead time condition substantially lower.Radiant star may be expensive and not that great, but it is still a skill that cannot fuck up. Being a hybrid velocity and acceleration skill means it can only be good.Normally I would tell you to double circle all three straight and corner skills that you have available, but seeing as you really are lacking in acceleration options I'm going to say go for radiant star and whatever else will fit in 106 SP.
>>567907261ntrfag usually gives sound advice, he just happens to be an annoying cunt
>>567907369That's an impostor out to ruin Creek's name
>>567907369Me below
>>567907175You can't even filter him because he never uses any imagery btwThis is /vg/, the house of the mentally ill, nothing will ever change, nothing will ever improveYou have nothing but yourself to blame for not becoming a janny
>actually giving advice fagsvs>NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICINGfags
>>567907369>yuriCan this bread get worse
>>567907261I play the gameThey don'tI won this argument every single day>>567907434How I am an annoying cunt? Can you point out my flaws?
>>567907369it should have been ME
>>567907537no one here gives worthwhile advices cuz no one plays the game you disgusting avatarfaggot go and die rice stinks and is a murderer you disgusting loser
>>567907425TIL radiant star gives accel
>>567907425Actual good advice? At this time of day???
Post yuri
>>567903541You WILL get her pregnant multiple times, right Anon?
post something angry
>>567907537Wtf bro where's my statute of limitations I made that crop just last thread and it's already being stolen from me?
>>567904029Nishino is so cuteWHY DIDN'T I PULL FOR HERIt's so fucking over
>>567907686>>567907690>sudden yuri postingnyoooooooooticing the very organic postings also BASED keep it up SISTERS!>>567907751shut up loser
Curvature or corner adept + rampup?
>>567907626You don't play shit and you act like some expert while literally losing every CM.
Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
Bros what is the secret of the mile CM>My fronts just crumble to daring strike ends>I try ends and the fronts are just too far aheadI need advice
>>567907690I was going to post Yuri Lowell but decided against it.
>3 sr cards>nsm and daring strike never finishesThis game is pure unadulterated trash.
>>567907751Angry yuri
>>567907802its funny... i rike itreminds me of teiobro
>>567907690
>>567907682I'm on my lunch break. It won't last long. Ask any more questions while I'm still here.
My twitter has so much umalewd that the fetish artists are joining inDid cygames stop cracking down on it?
I got a halfsie when McQueen cried in the story
>>567907805anyone...
Dacchis I need your helpI masturbated furiously earlier and now my dick is swollen, or foreskin, I don't know. It doesn't hurt or anything but it looks super weird. Will I be okay?
>>567906610bros, is this achievable natty
>>567908027I don't need anything just complimenting you for being a light shining in darkness
>>567908004It's probably the same artist. I'm phone posting so I was just zooming in and screenshotting and cropping parts of this picture.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9949555
wait... throne card releases during cm15??? don't tell me we all have to remake our aces mid-cm
>>567908204the card is only useful for 2 minutesplus you dont play the game
>>567908204Its a sprint CM, it literally doesnt matterYour UG uma will randomly lose to a S+ shitter with 700 wit and rushing gale
>>567908124Curves, obviously. I mean just look at them
Day One Round One for CM15 Throne Release
>>567908017While Manhattan Cafe and Red desire watch from the corner and goon.
>>567906610Uhhh you weren't supposed to point this out
>>567891150Even better!Now I can rawdog her and not worry about child support!
>>567907751
>>567908143You'll have to post a picture of the patient for us to have a better understanding of the situation.
>>567908391cringe hetfag go away no one likes you rapist pedo scumgo and become the gods true choice, become a yuriCHAD
>>567904029>yeppers didn't finishBro you are supposed go get PTO
>>567908341>>567908204Is it during the Sprint CM (CM16) or XOguri CM (CM15)
How important are double circles on the straightaways and corner skills? I know the green ones aren't too great since it's like 20 more stats on top of the 40 from the first circle...
>ntrfag stops posting>yuri spam starts
>>567908341but good pro players had 80% winrate in the sprint CM thoughbeit?
>>567908143if it dont hurt its ok take a shower and go to bedjust go easy on your lil jon next time
HOEh
Durandalbros...
>>5679085160.15 for single circle, 0.25 for double circle
>>567908516better value than the greens (0.25 increase from 0.15), but still worse than getting more skills
>>5679085162x the cost for 1.5x of the performance
>>567885752imagine the smell>>567884279sexually fucking pama in the sex hole
