Double Trouble Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>567374660
>First good OP image in agesnice
the xisters aren't gonna like this...
>>567909862>>567909737New update actually has spy fixes... We get a good Op?
>>567910000HOLY MOTHER OF QUADS
>>567910000Quads of truthWe're gonna make it, tf2bros
TRVE THREAD:>>567909759>>567909759>>567909759
>>567910238Coomerslop late thread you mean
>>567910000QUADS AND TRUKES
>>567910000>0000Oh shit
>>567910238https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Spy_DominationDemoMan04.wav
Kill pyros. Dont fix pyro bugs. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>567910000Spychecked
>>567910238Take a fucking hint we are tired of your spammy offtopic images
>CP5 getting actual fixes and small changesI really wish more people had the attention span to play this, because really it's by far the best game mode when it comes to getting that nice "coordinated" tf2 feel.
>>567910525stop being mean to her you meanie pie
>>567910525>weyou and the voices in your head?
>>567909737Damn did they fix spy disguises not having heads and feet? Maybe they do care after all!>>567910238Fuck outta here with your l8 coomer b8 thread.
>>567910525You don't speak for us, faggot. This thread just came sooner, porn is always allowed
>>5679105855CP is occasionally something I want to play, but when matches last for 2 minutes, that sukcs
>>567910525>>567910718come on xisters this thread isn't as good as the other one and you know it :3
>>567910585there are like 2 good 5cp maps
>>567910731it suffers from being stalematey or stomps, it requires a bit more involvement than throwing yourself on a point or a payload which most players can't seem to do>>567910525 trukey, but they do it for attention like the floyd poster
>>567909737>On topic OP>No anime coomerslop image>Thread blessed with quads>Fixed Spy disguises(Voice) Soldier: Today is a good day!
>>567910461Fuck pyros. Do fix pyro bugs. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>567909737When will the mvm update come out and will it have new aussies? I think it's going to take at least untill after the summer update and I'm hoping that we get something like an australium shotgun (more rare then the others of course) or maybe a kritzkrieg? Really not hoping to get shit like aussie manmelter or volcano fragment.
>>5679110502 weeks
>>567910525Nvclear Trvke
>>567910983this but also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
Did Zesty win yet?
>>567910525Many are agreeing to this. >>567910726Few are agreeing to this.
>>567911134>>567911254stop samefagging xister we can all see through your shit
>>567909737OP doing gods work with this thread. Any other bug fixes that valve should implement in the game?
>>567909737this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
>Just one more fix bro and this map will be good to play on I swear just one more patch note and the comically small map won't play like shit please just one more (also trans rights)
my bad
>>567910525nobody is saying this>>567911137many are saying this
>>567911434>>567911590Yeah no.
Alright, horrible joke weapon as said before, based it off of blj shit and also "Restoring bhop", would be absurd with rocket jumper and market gardener but a real glass cannon piece of shit here
>>567911621nuclear TRVKE
>>5679105855cp is pretty fun if you the game goes back and forth. Pretty much only playable on community servers if you want long games.
>>567911554Flamethrower damage ramp-upReflected projectiles dealing excessive self-damage
>>5679119955cp has never been fun and you are genuinely larping
>>567910000We are so back
>>567911739we already know you mobilepost faggot
>>567911959And a version with a more interesting downside than damage vulnerability that also acts as a partial upside with it letting you bhop faster due to having less air time in between jumps, but the mario 2 jump is just an anti soft lock measure (plus also 10% higher than his default crouch jump, hard to explain that in so little) but its just to prevent him from being stuck in a spot he can't escape due to the -40% base jump height
>>567912162Sure its no payload, but it has its fun games.
>disguise fix>get MVP as IW Kunai stock spy and make liberal use of Pyro and Demo disguises now that they don't constantly bug out at the head and legs, respectivlyI'm in heaven
>>567911983>>567911621>>567911313>>567910983ma'am go back to your thread
>>567912243>>567911959also don't mind my 10000 hours in paint.net just had a specific idea for what these boots looked like (Mario Plumber boots+P on them for it to be like those Goomba Shoe), no blast resistance or gooma stomping instead its focused on speed and dodging
>>567912440only one of those posts is me obsessed faggot
Didn't notice that there was a new thread.I hope the people i am replying to reads this.>>567843238Sorry it took so long for me to reply, had a busy day.Turns out there's a bunch of people with that name.What's your profile picture?You know what? I'll simply post my friend code 336434471>>567843417>I wish people would just accept that in any generalSo true.I remember the horror game general had this standard but apparently not anymore.>being an annoying porn addict parading as an ontopic poster is regarded as low iq behavior.Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.It's honestly quite horrifying watching that movie while knowing the world today.>I also wish they'd make a gacha containment board.Isn't /vmg/ enough for them?
>>567912238Better than whatever the fuck this sad display >>567911590 is supposed to be. >look guys the non coomer brain is ackshually samefagging and we all wanted the other thread.
>updated the Die Regime-Panzerung to add a 'No Bullets' stylePic related
>>567912876>look guys the non coomer brain is ackshually samefagging and we all wanted the other thread.Yes.
>>567912238stop giving her attention>>567912636nah we need an actual gacha containment board
>>567913057Thats why it died with less than 10 (off topic) posts while this thread lives.
>Deadline for the Spytech update was May 1st>Almost a month later and still nothingOf course the one time the theme is kino they have to delay it so nothing will get addedI guess going back to an un-themed summer update will be nice
What if the summer update is the mvm update?
>>567913793Any cosmetics you were hoping valve would add? I have not taken a look at the workshop for a long time.
>>567913870Bro you can't be posting little kids like that man.
>>567911983
>>567913217It's literally only because it came first bro it's not that deep
>>567913870>what if no aussiessure hope not
>>567911050>When will the mvm update come outWho knows at this point, could be in two weeks, after the summer update, or they just want us to forget about it and never release it>will it have new aussies?They'd be beyond retarded if they didn't add new aussies, the rewards are the main reason people play MvM, if they'd make us roll for the same aussies people will just go back to 2 Cities out of habit (unless the new tour is faster and has similar drops)
>>567913870dude
>>567913870But where are our aussies?
>>567914363Sorry nobody wanted to post in your shit thread despite the copious amount of advertising you did here. Keep seething.
>>567914843Deep breaths. Your frustration is palpable, but it's derailing the thread. Let's keep it focused on TF2.
>>567914387>>567914802don't see why they couldn't include aussies with the update
>deadcock update>tf2 update the same dayimpossible...
>>567914843you're the only one who sounds mad xister sounds like it really got to you
The MVM update isn't happening this year, is it?
>>567911170>>567911621baby making sex with honey and zhao>>567914802holy paizuri
>>567917737The MVM update isn't happening period
>>567917737Have hope it will happen after summer.
Did they remove the trans rights brush from this map, or is this an unrelated fix?
>>567918394please let this be true it would be so fucking funny
>>567918394>>567918542Just checked, it's still there
>>567913001>They can add a no bullets style to every Heavy body cosmetic>Can't update the handful of cosmetics that break Scout having blue pantsIt's just not fair bros...
I came up with some cool and epic ideas that would make the MVM meta less boring and stale>if you're playing sniper or heavy, you will eventually get targeted by a new bot (this is to promote teamwork and break dull stalemates)>if you have 70% of the collected money, you will eventually get targeted by a new bot (see above)>soldier now has a regain ammo on hit upgrade making him more reliable as a solo character>spy now gets health bonuses for collecting money similar to scout
>>567919518Slop vs. Sloppa isn't even a real gamemode, it's just a façade for a casino. I wish they actually took their PvE mode seriously but Valve doesn't care about beyond whaling money.
>>567919751sexo
>>567919751sniff
>>567910525on god unfortunately this loony bin doesnt get it
we heard you the first time samefag
tonight, i'll make my first decaled cosmetic. i always used objectors instead since the method for cosmetics is much riskier, so this will be a pretty big deal. but i'm excited
>>567923882the many voices inside your head heard it
>>567909737>couldn't even be bothered to post the full res picture, likely made by phonewhat a shitty OP
I need a cute TF2 friend so we can lan together for 2-3 hours
>>567928678Don't we all...
>>567928842Mhmm, especially one that wants to have multiple gaming sessions. know anyone like that?
>>567929039Sounds a lot like... me! But I don't know if our time zones match
>>567929209I'm US, mst
>spams thread with coomerslop because he lostSad!
>>567929417I guess I should have specified, I don't know if our schedules match. Usually I'm winding down for the night around this time
>>567927857Much better than the last few OPs we have had.
>no replies to my weaponsfeelsbadman
>>567927857xhe rushed it to beat the le coomers who live in xer head rent free
>>567929753>generic reddit devianart pic >low res even
>>567928678>>567928842>>567929039>>567929209>>567929417>>567929748holy baby making sex
coomer hours
chad hours
>>567930079Better than the off topic ones.
>>567930056>rushed it>post #757If anything it was late, xister
i love my filters
>>567930056it was almost as bad as the simpsons spam ones
>>567930717The simpsons ones were some of the best, along with the demofloyd ones.
i love my Phobos Filter
>>567931889it will soon be worth a billion dollars!
funny how valve will bend over backwards for traders in tf2 but finds new ways to fuck over investors in cs with every major update
>Sniper OPBlessed. He's so perfect bros
>>567930490rushed it as soon as you saw no one made the thread on time>>567930717exactly, there's only one person disagreeing with you and it's the floydfag
>>567913870>>567914802
funny how clowns make balloon animals and honk honk their nose
>>567936003pyro clussy...
>>567910983This but Soldier
>>567936758>ColdestPootHe is always has been an scammer and drama queen that doesn't have a problem selling his audience to shady gambling websites. He once stole a Killstrak Strange Original from a fan and tried to replace it with a less valuable version after being caught. In a nutshell, he is the tf2 equivalent of Bojack Horseman
>>567936758I don't know any previous drama behind this guy but I hope he doesn't do it
>use stock sniper>miss every shot>use sydney sleeper>never missI hate this
>>567938757use Huntsman and you'll love it every time bro
>>567939232I also can't hit shit with the huntsman
Does ns mean no skill or nice shot? I'm getting so worked up over two letters and people lying to my face.
When airshots no longer fill the void and you have an existential crisis
>>567939232Huntsman is the only sniper worth any kind of respect or friendship
>even back in 2013 some people were getting sick of the usual workshop weapons stats pages
>>567939475It’s takes a lot of practice but the Huntsman is the most rewarding. No one’s good at it at first bro
>>567942279I've been playing since 2009
>>567942476just aim away from them then, it'll hit more then
why the fuck would this ever happen
more weaponslop, added a relatively minor upside for better quickscoping and currently removed the damage vun while scoped, don't mind the placeholder image
>>567945028Also what I mean by 50 damage is at once, so if you take a 90 from a flare, you only lose 1 stack of ammo instead of both from afterburn, but a single pipe will strip you naked
>>567943550? why would a heavy stand near a dispenser while shooting enemy gamers? is that what you're asking?
>>567945028Would sniper really worry about running out of ammo? I like the idea of 25% reload speed
>>567918891Valve hates scout mains
>>567947620Whole thing was based around being perched somewhere odd, opposite of roaming, also when you have 5 less ammo it becomes a bit more of a problem. Also the headshot doesn’t have to kill to give you the ammo. Kinda funny how I just added the reload bit as a last second thing to try and make it less ugly
>>567947620Better quickscoping from the faster reload universally, including on huntsman a bit
MvM update is dropping alongside the Steam Machine
>>567911959>>567912243We already have it in the form of BASE Jumper without those downsides too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=280ynBQNd2w>>567945028Doesn't sound bad. There's a small delicate balance of spread recovery being always quicker than Sniper Rifle reload time though; just so anyone can flinch the zoomed-in Sniper with stock Pistol or Shotgun, given they await for it. With 25% faster reload time, we are looking at a reload time of 1.12 sec reduced from 1.5 second and spread recovery is flat 1.25 sec. That's giving a huge advantage to one side without knowing.This is still not a big issue when you have something like Panic Attack, which doesn't even wait between shots but it feels forced.
>>567950047Need a Shupo machine for gaming...
>>567945435That achievement in annoying because if the Heavy leaves the Dispenser radius for even one millisecond, all progress is reset
>>567950217it's coming
>>567909737Finally a good fucking op.
>>567929715Many are thinking this.
Why did basic hats increase in price when we have absolutely no use for them anymore other then their original use of looking nice. Shitty hats used to be for crafting new hats with a slight chance of getting a <100# hat. But that's impossible nowadays
>>567929715Only one guy is thinking this (you)
Is the grenade launcher or the stickybomb launcher demo's most iconic weapon. Would the standard weapon for a standard demo be the nades or the stickies
>>567952840I would say the Sticky Launcher is more iconic because it's more unique than the Grenade Launcher and different from most other video game weapons.Not sure what you mean by standard weapon though, a good Demo uses both when applicable
>>567952990I meant the weapon you'd depict demo with if you were to draw him or something. The stickybomb launcher is way more unique but I feel like he's mostly shown with his grenade launcher. Also the nades are pretty iconic themselves
>>567953496Oh if you're talking about drawing him then it would be the Scrumpy Bottle or the Eyelander as his most inconic weapons. Like even just a few seconds on Google will net you tons of results with him with both.If you're trying to narrow it down to just the Sticky or Grenade Launchers, I'd still say Sticky because that "Demoman takes Skill" sticker uses it (also in these results) has gotten a ton of mileage and inspired similar art.
>>567953862I checked for valve's opinion too. I was hoping the grenade launcher myself, because it looks so much better. But even valve prioritizes the stickybomb launcher over the grenade launcher when looking at the first festive weapon batch and the botkillers
Full moon as an 'event' has always been an interesting concept in the game but I feel like it needs something a little...extra. Whenever there's a full moon, only maps that take place at 'night' should only be available in the matchmaker queue.
>>567952840black hand = the grenade launcherwhite hand = the stickybomb launcherhandshake = being the coolest and most fun weapons in the game (demoknights get out)
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:Fixed crash related to KeyValuesFixed Mk.II Botkiller eyes not glowing in the dark (community fix from Whurrhurr)Fixed Halloween spell attribute text being grayed out during full moons (community fix from FrozenDragon)Fixed attachments on dropped weapons having broken textures for certain war paints and skins (community fix from Piogre)Fixed automatic "Control Point Lost" lines not playing (community fix from robbilookatme)Fixed spacing issues for item descriptions (community fix from DiskIntegrity)Fixed many cases where Spy disguises were broken (community fix from Sean McGeehan)Fixed The Fancy Spellbook's large backpack icon not matching the small versionUpdated VScript to allow set damage for force calc (community fix from doclic)Updated the Snow Merc to count as an assister in the death noticeUpdated the prop for Taunt: Dead Mann's Drink to fix a problem with LODsUpdated the Die Regime-Panzerung to add a 'No Bullets' styleUpdated/Added some tournament medalsUpdated the Mann of the HourRestored missing rim maskMade shapekeys for a few problematic face flexesReplaced incorrect normal mapAltered hair mesh to ensure compatibility with Voodoo-Cursed Scout SoulUpdated backpack icon to represent above changes
>>567955448The bottle:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnsjOA1G3wE
>>567955086hex maniac should show me her full moon
>>567955524>Spy was technically just buffedhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4d/Spy_sf13_influx_big01.wav
>>567955448you forgot the black COCK = eyelander (its superior to both) even the most mid of players can get kills with a demoknight setup. Solarlaight successfully got normies into thinking demoknight requires skill when it really doesnt, dont charge in a straight line and you'll be fine.
>>567955813took decades for valve to copypaste community fixes, but yeah it's nice
I created a big ass wishlist on backpack.tf for shit I wanna buy, including rarities and such. Now I realise I wasn't logged in and I can't export or share it.
>>567960425>Buying TF2 items>>>In 2026I hope to God you're a newfriend and not some 2010 guy who missed out and now has to pay 100x for the same shit
>>567929715unfortunate
>>567929715Thats just a sad display
>>567962696>>567963740Why does he spam coomer content? does he not have a significant other to qualm is sexual desires?
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=271659>>>/v/739419264Opinions?
>>567965116I mean good for the ruskies? Russians love tf2, what's so spectacular about this?
>>567965116I'm happy for em, kinda wish we got more exposure for events.https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/2057887969407582555>Also tfw we'll never get funny meme voice lines for cosmetics again
>>567965116I don't like them either but they're free to hold a lan
>>567967480they're based as fuck, darn shame!!
>>567965116I hate normies so fucking much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>mfw my dream loadout is almost 200 usd
>>567971637>>567971834You're late.
>>567971782what could possibly be making it worth that much, take out the pro ks aussie
>>567971782how much is it without the unusual effect?
>>567972234>>567972252No unusuals or Aussies>Breadcrab>Bread Biter>Loaf Loafers>Strange Bread Bite>Strange Tumor Toasted Minigun
>>567972396>uninspired preexisting theme slop
>>567972691I know but I think it looks fucking awesome
>>567972937this looks fucking retarded as fuck you retarded gorilla faggot tard
>>567972937people like you shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>567973530Mind your manners
>>567971451/v/ is so normie and raped now, vg is following en route
>>567971834>>567971637>>567910461Yes this is the thread.
So how do you actually play TF2 nowadays? I tried the new (to me) matchmaking, but nobody actually plays the game in casual and competitive never pops. The server browser doesn't seem to have any non-meme servers anywhere. The tf2center thing looks like the sanest option but it seems maybe a bit too tryhard for a "new" (having not played in a long time) player.
>>567977262>no konata ritualpost>ultra late rat postnah, shit thread
>>567981839this, all the sisters here agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpbHV1A42cFYI Not EVERY disguise bug has been fixed>Backpack weapons like banners only appear if you switch to them first>Thermal Thruster doesn't show the deployed jetpack>Disguising as a Pyro and then as a Demoknight will still show the Demo holding the flamethrowerOtherwise the other bugs have been fixed
>>567977262many are saying this
>>567981526Community servers are what everybody tends to use. The big normalfag ones are>Uncle Dane the Molester Mane's servers>shounic's 100 player bullshit fest>Lazy Purple's circlejerk>hello kitty cumpound whatever>Oprah's Troon Station>Furry PoundA lot of these have the same problems you'd find in a Discord community. Some are worse than others. kitty pound for example has no-lifers who will immediately visit your Steam profile, cross-reference it on other social media, visibly go AFK trying to find some reason to ban you for being "problematic" even if you're dead quiet and just playing the game. But they're at the extreme end of TF2 retardation. You could theoretically play the game on Dane or Furry Pound and, if you can actually stomach those fags (or just turn off voice chat) have an alright time.Some decent ones if you are not a sperg who will get banned immediately and prefer a 4chan-like community:>Zesty Vanilla serverGenerally very normal. Tolerant of things like weapons named Nigger or just being a chud. If you're annoying or obnoxious about it they'll probably kick you not for your views but because you are annoying.>GensokyoMore obviously 4chan server. Has a lot of class restrictions and weapon changes that make a very different experience. They will absolutely fuck with you if you're annoying or do something like pretend to be a tranny, the server owner will look at your IP address and figure out who you are.>CastawayAlso a very normal experience. Kiwi Farms tried to take them down for muh lolicon but it was a nothingburger, the average player here is just trying to enjoy the game. Usually dead.>Weeabootique4chan oldfags who don't allow talking on mic and play music like passing an aux cord. I think they're only active on weekends. I once saw a guy talk on mic so 8 people played loud soundboards at him simultaneously until he got kicked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR83qRRkgZkTRVKE BOMB JUST DROPPED
inb4 anthony pulls out the nothing burger kogasa screencaps again. tf2 server
>>567984806Maybe it was just bad timing then, as every community server I happened to join was filled with children and blatant transexuals. I'll scope those out at different times. Thanks for the time, anon.
>>567985346Yeah sadly TF2 is not booming at all hours of the day, or at least not every server like it used to be. But it's generally active somewhere. And some servers just shouldn't be touched even if they're the only thing up.
>>567985315why does he do that sister?
>>567985027>drama from 5(?) years agouh okay
Can you really call yourself a fan of a class if you can't appreciate them in their stock form? If not you're just an unlock slave
rah-PEHCEE?
>>567985315chaser
>>567985315wat
playing engi back in the day meant afking with one hand on your penis and the other on a cold beer as you rack up 15 kills without ever needing to move or repair your sentry, how come, nowadays, enemies only come through once they've built an uber, when did tf2 players develop brain? even mini-sentries used to give butt-cancer on a 150m square radius, nowadays people just shoot them and get this they die getting 0 value, it's not fair bros, i wanna pull the backrest on my chair all the way back and take a nap while i kill dozens and dozens of enemies with 0 (zero) effort.
>>567988137Ninja Spy did nothing wrong
>>567981526party/v/an, kogasa and konata which are 4chan servers, kogasa has some changes however which are not exactly 100% vanillacastaway and zesty if you don't care about sprays since they're quite trigger happy with bans kitty and furry pound are vanilla enough if you disable voice, sprays are allowed but it's all inflation, diaper shit so personally, I keep them disabled>unclediscord, class limits, no crits, no tranny hurting words, mostly one sided stomps>shounicfun for the 100 gimmick, but that's it>purplesee uncle>skialboring unless you enjoy 2fort, turbine, doublecross and upward 24/7the rest are either all botted, spÃc or achievement farm servers
>>567981526Zesty's servers is my go to nowadays since it's 99% vanilla with pre-MYM server settingsWeezy also recently made a server which is the same (vanilla with quickplay-era server settings)Uncletopia is where I resort to if my other servers aren't active since Uncletopia usually has players all day, I don't like a lot of the settings there but it's still playable
>>567989313>konatadead>partyvan"alive" but 60 player suckfests>kogasaadmins are insane
>>567989994konata's alive every day
>>567990360This webm looks great, encoding process?
>>567989994>konataalive and going +20 almost daily>party/v/anmostly shitposting only, but it's fun>kogasafine on my end
>>567990684I just exported a steam recording in 720p 30fps, nothing special
>>567991009You got a pretty high fps webm at a good resolution and a long-ish runtime
>>567991214why haven't video sizes been solved yet this is gay and bullshit
>>567990465i'm not trans
>>567972937soulful and based and wackypilled
>>567965116https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/df/Soldier_DominationHeavy05.wav
>>567972937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O2JNjmwiT4
>>567973530>>567973643>>567996038seriously though whats wrong with it its literally just heavy with bread cosmetics
>>567996208
>>567996208It's just ugly dawg, you're turning Heavy into a moldy tumorAnd for 200$? You could get craft hats for a few ref and make sovlful loadouts
>>567996292bread with tumors isnt new shit though its from the expiration date animation itself, if anything its utterly faithful>>567996684post some sovlfvl ones
phoneyland status?
>>567997198Expiration date itself is ugly af.
>>567991214>>567990684You can get a really good looking and long webm if there's no particle effects, rocket jumps, camera shake, etcThe moment something like that gets introduced the it starts looking worse and worse. Only way to compensate is by reducing resolution/fps/length. 720p is less than 50% the pixels of 1080p. 30fps is 50% the bandwidth of 60fps, etcI stole some encoding options from /g/ and made this if you want to make your own webmshttps://serverbrowser-tf.github.io/webms/I don't know how well this works on windows and it requires a bash/fish terminal to use
>>567997198>bread with tumors isnt new shit though its from the expiration date animation itselfwhich is new
my ejaculate is so slimey
>>568002407drink water nigga
>>567998602Eric-attention-catching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al4CbFO8QEcZestyChadsus is streaming right now and he'll be discussing workslop items, get in here /tf2g/
Cookieland
>>568003608
>>568003608Very based
>>568003608sniffable pantyI don't care about zesty though
Why haven't they added a pecs through clothes cosmetic to soldier yet. Seems like an easy money maker
Post the merc you've been playing the most of lately
>>568003608>Tune in>He's already shouting at itemsYup, it's kino time
>kills: 30>captures: 0>>568009074Scout
I do not envy any current TF2 player who is trying to obtain all 10 paper masks
I do not envy any current TF2 player
I do not envy any TF2 player (because I can play tf2 myself at any time therefore there is no cause for envy)
My Celestial Backpack possesses all items in prolific abundance and lacks no product within its inventory. There is therefore no need to import the items of barbarian traders in exchange for our own ref/keys.
>>567985315>still rambling about your random discord boogeymangee I wonder why no one wants to play on groomertopia
I will envy any man who envies any man
>>567950152Right, is 15% a better one, noticeable but not absurd per say
CLIMB THE HILL AND FIGHT DAY BY DAY
>>568003608Funny as hell that he has to stream himself looking at and pretending to be smart about items because when you watch him actually play the game Team Fortress 2 he is so cartoonishly bad that it makes him actively lose credibility as you watch.
>>567950152>>5680143611.28, so still fully reset just .20 off, moreso a feelsnice than the actual palpable .40 off of the previous one, sniper balance is a bit tough
>>568015245Why are you doing the talking like this when discussing much about the videogame Team Fortress the second it is quite ridiculous and makes you look super mega not smart retarded.
>>568003608>doesn't know jamiroquaiuncultured man
get inwe are playing deathrun
>>568022936Fuck off bitch I'm playing TF2: Classified
fishislivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ-8bTSx49I
>>568023307Is his mom making another cameo?
>>568022936okay but you owe me sex after
>>567909737Alright, yeah, that's- naw, that's a pretty good job.
>>568015245A good construction worker is not a good architect. Being good at TF2 doesn't inherently make your design philosophy about the game good. b4nny is good at TF2 but his ideas for how he wants to change TF2 are insipid. Zesty is bad at TF2 but he still knows how to #FixTF2
>>568024226uohhh
>>568022936>>568024226plap
>>568024226Too based
>>567998602It petered out... it died on the vine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8UBoJsuUz8>When I witness for the first time irl the sheer beauty of the New Mexican desert with fine shyt and I finally get what the artstyle folk were always talking about
I've played too much soldier
>"Cancer-Free Vanilla" server>0/24
>the spy disguises fix lead to a discovery of a server crasing bug caused by botkillers and the fix itselfsource sphagetti code is certainly a thing
>>567984806Eh, even Furry Pound has a really horrendous staff teamlike on par, maybe worse than kitty poundall of em especially that Irish guy who was their most active admin just swing their power around and ban you for arbitrary, personal, nothing reasonsfunny since a lot of them have a history of racist, hypocritical, predatory, sociopathic behaviour lmao
>>568033065>private tf2 server has shitty, petty, hypocritical adminsI hear that the ocean is blue as well
>>568032678>uncle robot rapes you one thousand times>24/24>24/24>24/24>23/24these "people" need to be culled
>>568034657>Skial's jaded compfag stomping grounds>45/45>Shounic's gimmick of the month>100/100>Class Wars>Jailbreak>Class Wars>100x Randomizer>32/32>32/32>32/32>32/32
>>568032732how do i recreate it again? i wanna crash some servers
why is someone on a badwater valve server with 11 bots?serverbrowser.tf update soon
>>568044214>valve server>11 bots>32 playershuh?
>>568045073every single valve server is set to 32 players for some reasondon't mind the custom maps thing, apparently there's multiple versions of mvm maps dependent on difficulty or something. gotta find them all and whitelist them"mvm_mannhattan","mvm_mannhattan_advanced1","mvm_mannhattan_advanced2",
Fempyro mod being held hostage by twitter autists i mean artists
>>568045468I see, weird
>>568042649https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/8021
>>568045526Next stage in the fempyro evolution is complete
wow
>>568047209finallya good, organic post
Eric told me the summer update is coming out in 2 weeksNo news on the MvM update, I'm afraid.
>>568048406I get the feeling Eric was lying to you...
if we're getting the furry fortress modpackUOOOH modpack when?
transfortess 2 hours
chadfortress 2 hours
Hex Fortress 2 hours!
>>568050279Why is she swinging her fat balls to her chest
>>568050279also true
>>568050279GOOD hours!
>>568050404Because it's AI slop.
>>568050404No such thing.>>568050625Some would even say the best. It goes hand in hand with TF2, that's why there's so many spooky maps in the game!
>>568051289Truth nuke!
>>568052105FACT: Whenever you play a spooky map, if you look carefully in the distance there's always a Hex Maniac watching u...
dead gamedead general
>>568056190sex with ragatha gamesex with ragatha general
>>568044214who tf is playing territory control and special destruction in valve serversI thought you couldn't even queue for those maps anymore
how is the medic cheevo specialist even possibleam I really supposed to turtle hard for 10 minutes
>>568059327wait you can?I thought these died in valve matchmaking lol
>>568048852cute and funny fortress?? waoooww...
>>568048852I was already playing Left fuooh Dead for years now. Killing zombie hags and and playing as lolis. Aren't there tf2 mods that do things like change the resupply locker or weapons into a loli or something. I haven't bothered with mods since 2013 or so, but I do remember something like that
>>567910525He's right you know.
>>567923882
>>567927857This low res. Image > all coomer slop
>>567927857Far better than the forced random anime images with hats slapped on
You now remember Scout's BLU pants
>>568059405Just use quickfix and turtle like a little bitch, yeah
>>568070789RIP no talking about what happened I guess
oprah's would be a good server if they banned the suspicious players but they're all compfags so they're too prideful to accuse anyone of cheatingso every night its the same autostab script spy and ESP demo facilitating steamrolls
>>568071635Every community server nowadays is like this, the admin always plays favorites
>Fixed automatic "Control Point Lost" lines not playing (community fix from robbilookatme)
>NAFO tards try to review bomb over Valve posting about a LAN tournament in ziggerland>They don't have enough numbers so it's barely a blipKek
>I am gonna do it guys>I think I should do it>I am gonna embrace my inner sniper main>I'm gonna use the huntsman!>dies to a random critwhen does this game get good?
>>567989274because dane the rapist main made KEKlve nerf the defensive engi weapons like the wrangler and the rescue ranger
>>567989274>when did tf2 players develop brainIt's not active thinking, people just follow the crowd and average skill of the game has risenSame with spy being a mindfuck back in Ye Olde 2007 but now even fresh install F2Ps know how to spycheck and habitually M1 teammates(it costs nothing since ammo is so plentiful anyway and doesn't even slow you down unless you're Heavy)
What class is this?? How are you supposed to know??
>>568073835>paints it green,':^)
>>568073835>fit pyrolooks ass but fun
>>568050279Hex’s double Z cups...
I'm not seeing enough Heavy utilizing their melee options.>FistsJust for sheer psychological terror but its taunt kill is still a deterrent for w+m1. There's a small grace timer for aiming the taunt-kill projectile to lock-in; after fingers stop moving, trajectory is locked. That allow you to aim the taunt behind you even but timing is very tight.>KGBMeta for Medieval with Steak but highly effective in normal game on its own as well. I suggest to pair this with Dalokoh's if you lack a Medic or a Shotgun when you already have one. That extra health keeps you alive until you score a kill for crit buckshots and chain another melee kill from that.Deploying Minigun at long distance is not a bad idea either, but you need to mind your new 50% health threshold in case you use the Brass or Natascha.>GRUSlightly overrated. By chance using this to roll out to mid, makes you get ambushed by an extending mobile enemy. Only risk this when you have more than 5 minute time on the clock.While short cooldown lunchbox items are nice (eg. Banana) to extinguish afterburn, most certainly get Panic Attack when you struggle against burst damage.>Warrior's SpiritWay too hard to utilize on divebombs, but it can help Uber rates. I suggest to pair it with Banana for extinguishing yourself or Panic Attack to retaliate.>FoSOne of the top tier melees that Heavy have. Combine it with Dalokoh's to bypass less overheal penalty or Steak in case you are troubled about Medics. In case Sniper is too oppressive then pair it with Shotgun.>EvictionDefinitely underrated. It is for scoring a hit after a dive bomb and deploying Minigun by a backjump rev. Try Dalokoh's with it for enduring a hit before you can score the melee.>HolidayAlmost same as Fists; can stuff Ubers but not really meant for dive bombs as single target crowd control is not a great way to initiate. Work with any secondary but my call would be FB, Steak or Dalokoh's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbe7_pqByeE1:07:25>"Would it be so bad if you had a Hitler mustache in TF2? Would it really be so bad? Would it really be the end of days? I don't know if it would. (...) You can already put a swastika on a road sign, and beat people to death with it, so fuck it, let's just go all the way. We have a Stalin one. The horrors of Stalin, we don't fucking talk about that. We have references to Stalin inside of TF2, but Hitler? We draw the line there. We draw the line at that. That's bad. Stalin? Fuck yeah, dude, all day, every day. Communist Russia, back in the 1950's, when they were starving countries to death? Ah, totally fine. Hitler? Uh-huh, nope. Nope, can't have that, nope, bad. Hitler jokes? Nope, bad. (...) I just find it funny."Zesty Jesus after seeing a Charlie Chaplin cosmetic on the TF2 workshop
If your rocket gets airblasted and it kills your teammate, you should be awarded an assist
Zesty Jesus isn't hated enough for ruining the workshop for many cosmetic creators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dLXLzE4TO4
How Zesty Jesus Made Me Depressed and Homeless (Full Documentary) (3:03:40)
>>568073835>full body suitthat's pyro>gogglesthat's engineer>fastest guy in the game holding a shotgun and yelling like a bostonianaww fuck idk could be anyone
>>568082852>only 3 hours
How Zesty Jesus Made Me Depressed and Homeless (Full Documentary- Cut, Summarized) (3:51:44)
>>568073835Henchman from Agent Gunn?
>wake up>check archives>massive schizo samefag deletionwas this the 7 or 8 IP wipe?
>>568080536>I got so burnt out I quitted making cosmetics>facing economic burdens due to this burnouthttps://youtu.be/tBj43UaqJ3A
>>568087027Sister you need to archive better, it's your job to keep track of this
>>568087027No, tons of posts from different people got deleted.
>>568088751not before the massive falseflag deletionmods are finally doing their jobs properly
Any idea when the explosives not working on stairs bug will be fixed? I swear they said they a fix ready for this like 3 years ago.
Jesse... We need a dispenser right here
>>568088751>Multiple anons stating the obvious got pruned but the actual schizo thinks it's all coming from one source part 26469226
if you were from where i was from, you’d be freaking dead
>>568092832bonk lol
>>568080536>just parrotting his points and nitpicking everything.Hate everyone who spreads this idea that opinions or criticisms of anything are simply invalid if a youtuber they disagree with influenced it.If a youtuber gets people to appreciate new things it's all good, but if it gets them to ask for better and to stop settling that's le bad. Fuck off. There are people like this here too
>shupo and hex pics stayed upbased jannies
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>568097359Maybe if tf2 gets another major update we won't be so dead
>>568094549sisters love it!
>>568073835https://youtu.be/jbe7_pqByeE?t=1377I think this looks fine, Zesty is just seething for no reason desu
>>568080536I wanna know what this guy made that would supposedly get so much flack
You fags have had years to get used to the new cases. Do you think it's better or worse than the crates
>>568098307worse
>>568097359>question why there are so many pdfs in the tf2 game community now>mods goes nuclearNo shit normal people are goıng to disassociate from this general and it dies
>>568080536>i had better cosmeticsyeah, sure.... every workshop troon thinks they're a master artiste while churning out the same shit as everyone else
>>568100375TF2 is a game for loser weirdos so it's not surprising.
>>568101576
>>568101724Yep, trvth nvke.
>>568097991it's interesting how tf2 is the only game with character recognition discourse this bad. i'll occasionally play overwatch and in that game there's so many skins that make you unable to tell who the fuck you're looking at, while in tf2 i've never once been unable to tell which class i'm seeing. team recognition is a whole other odreal with many valid criticisms, but saying "how is a new player gonna be able to tell what class this is!" is such a non-issue.
show sprays
>>568101982
>>568102207this is a good spray, thanks for sharing
>>568080536>>568098030>>568100697Nothing but workslop churning out stuffhttps://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/12mgacn/the_proletarian_holiday_set_perfect_for_our/https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059601101/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440&p=2He made some of tf2gs favorite hats like Cozy catcher and Candy Cantlers https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2637545255https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2262590059
>>568102530the one good hat they got put into the game is named this LOL
>>568102983learned a new word today, kinda wish I didn't
>>568102983>>568103210>5450 hours in VRChat and counting...
>>568102530>I hate smissmas 2021>he says, while he was some of the worst xmasslop already in the game
>>568104762>while he was behind some of the worst xmasslop already in the gamefuck, I can't type
Anyone know what's up with those servers that run maps that are just called something like "hello"?Like they’re all just boxes with ambient music or random shit in them. Is it just Source Engine horror slop?
67 taunt (soldier exclusive)
Do you guys have the vtf shell extention installed even though you can't use sprays anymore
the saddest workshoppers are people like thishttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2320https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3334214717making the same hat over a decade later but worseor just the general quality drop going from one of the most soulful items to some of the worst garbagehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2311https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3305267433
>>568107252That's actually really sad. I like the buckaneer and the billycock is genuinely fantastic.
>>568107252It's even sadder when you think about it, dude clearly has talent and his raw modeling skill has notably gone up through the years But instead of getting an actual career in the field he enjoys like a regular person would have and moving on he just shits out ideas on the workshop for a decade hoping he will get picked, a worse fate than wageslaves
>>568107252They look good but they look they belong is some other game that's not tf2.
I have 20 objectors with my waifu
>>568117413Post objectors
Objector time?
I never figured out how to add an image to an objector so I never used it.
>>568104902sex
>>568120559youtube it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ufCsl0QXkBlender kino??
>>568100375>ask an off topic question >literally state that you know it's off topic>ramble about it for serveral posts >y the mods so mean to me :(Maybe you should try talking about the game
>>568073835
>>568124394this sister, you're so right tell him
>>568127878Stop ban evading.
>>568125192>replying a strawman to a strawman the cornfield is well guarded
>>568050279>>568050625paizuri
>>568125192zesty be like this LOL
>>568073835why the fuck did they put a random nigga from gundam in tf2
After some upgrades and tweaks, valve servers are now recorded and storedhttps://serverbrowser.tf/valveIt's still in alpha but I wanted to get the data for the servers stored up for a while. soon I will be providing raw data for anyone wanting to calculate some stuff for themselves
>>568101982>>568120203
>>568125192Why is Zesty like this?
>>568130272I would like to see this spray please
>>568073835The problem is that it's too ugly. Too oversized, too bright, too unappealing. I can see that it's Scout underneath, but that doesn't mean it's good.
>>568077236Never forget
>>568131274New cosmetic: "The Australian Painter"
I wonder what's on that objector
>>568131274>same guy who freaked out about this and made Valve fix it tried to put a trans flag on the Carry-Van and caused drama in Offshore by trying to prevent a map from being includedChickenman can't keep getting away with it
>>568131079Unfortunately I can't do that on a blue board
>>568131079https://files.catbox.moe/8mgajv.png
>>568132545zased
>>568132545
>>568118232I'm too scared some freak somehow finds my objector
>there's no reason why a stock pyro would ever use this when m2 exists>there's no reason why a phlog pyro would ever use this when scorch shot detonator exists...
>>568130225>these are the most popular maps in matchmakingthoughts?
>>568136917We should add more desertslopAlso we should change all maps to 2slort, Slopbowl, Slopwater and Slopward
>>568136804I use this when a phlog pyro is spamming scorch shots at my teammore crits than I can spend
>>568135254can't be done
>>568132545>>568133467>>568133194tf2g sisters love the little kid from the tf2 comics!
it's crazy how effective the filters are i hope you are all doing the same
Why are the halloween cosmetics from 2010, 2011 and 2012 so expencive. They're pretty common drops from the halloween gifts. How would being tradable warrant the price when the demand would be quite low
>>568139045Party hats but tf2.
>>568136804>free crits if there are more than one enemy Pyro and your Sentry nest stands>faster projectile speed, so it's easier to harass or punish from peek angles>doesn't require target to be on fire to crit, at the cost of losing random critsSeriously, why no one uses this? It's great at harassing turtling classes to airborne ones.
>>568139045Getting the items you want is a tedious gamble of grinding Halloween contracts and transmutes and maybe not even getting what you wantPeople are willing to pay more to get what they want instantly, don't underestimate item autism, even for holiday restricted items
>>568137480yesit's way better than wasting time arguing with you know who
>>568139625Because a mundane ass shotgun is still superior.
>>568139625>Seriously, why no one uses this? It's great at harassing turtling classes to airborne ones.It's because it's only hitscan, which is lame as fuckThey should add like a tiny explosion that spreads fire on hit, only then that garbage will be relevant(also that fucking effect for the crit fire that takes 80% of your screen is pure aids)
>>568139045Tradable haunted items I'm pretty sure you can't get anymore because if memory serves right the crate you could get them from has been forever locked? But yeah the mere fact that they're tradable has made them a rare oddity of sorts since they're so limited and as others have said, as fun as it is collecting them from contracts it can be a genuine pain in the ass sometimes especially when you get duplicates. You only get so many contracts to do until you gotta try again next year.
>>568141961where are the tits and ass
>>568128754How is he ban evading?
>>568097991are those her... you know.. her... um..
>>568142514Sorry my bad! But yeah I had to check and it was the eerie crates that'd give you tradable haunted items as well. The only thing that would be rarer would be strange haunted items? I even try to level mine up every year.
>>568144853sex
>>568142514>implying normal proportions are badKeep the gooner one I'm keeping the cutewife
dumbest reason you've been votekicked?i'll start>be me>playing casual>get a fat killstreak, high on the leaderboards>afk for 4 seconds after dying to look at my other monitor>go back in the game>i'm being votekicked>ask why in vc>"because you are afk my friend">"for like 2 seconds" i reply>"ADIOS" the other guy screams>i get kicked outi sometimes question the intelligence of the average tf2 player
>>568145698Someone today accused me of cheating, and I'm about 80% sure he only wanted to get me kicked because I made him butthurt after killing him once in a fanny way, not because he actually thought I was cheating. Thankfully everyone ignored him. But this tactic of lying to kick people definitely is a real thing. It's pathetic.
>568145698>be me>playing casual>get a fat killstreak, high on the leaderboards>afk for 4 seconds after dying to look at my other monitor>go back in the game>i'm being votekicked>ask why in vc>"because you are afk my friend">"for like 2 seconds" i reply>"ADIOS" the other guy screams>i get kicked outNah pretty much the same shit, got a trade and was checking my inv for less than 30 seconds and then virginity incarnated tryhard unsufferable motherfucker started screaming I was afk and rolled vote accusing me of cheating
>>568147965>Just make him commit suicide and then there will be less trannies spamming emporiumslop. simple fixemporiumsloppers are also the ones that witchhunt the tranners tho(tho they also infest mvm)
>>568148096death on all fronts, let's see it happen
>>568145401on model is fine too>>568145698>oppai loli spray>kicked instantly
>>568148578That IS a dumb reason
>>568145698I used the word autistic
>>568148578>oppai loli spray>kicked instantlyI'm fucking sick of this shit dudeIs is traceable if I leave cute and funny objectors thrown at spawn?
>>568149135Mentally sick people should be kicked.
>>568149334>Is is traceable if I leave cute and funny objectors thrown at spawn?fagdmins will do anything in their power to kick you, so yesalso, if you're having to go through such loops to post cunny, the server is not worth it desu
>>568137319sad truth innit
>>568149681yeah on servers they'd be autistic enoughwhat about casual tho
>>568145698Used to have "TF2 > Fortnite" name years ago. Can't be sure, but it would be funny if the reason I got votekicked for no real reason twice was because some people don't know what ">" means.
now that the dust has settled, what happened itt?
>>568151687off topic posts got purged
>>568150705>casual>no sprays nor interesting people worth talking to>one sided stomps with very short map timersyou might as well be playing with bots at that point>>568151687the needful was done
Almost 1 year since they announced the mvm update
>he even bothers to remember why he has been kickedrent free
>>568154640be nice to misty, she needs it
>>568144853baby making sex
>>568154640Well yeah, xhe craves attention. Anything that takes the attention away will stay on xer mind
>>568155195talking about yourself again?
it’s starting to bore me how much you suck
>>568155775pretty much lolhe doesn't care about hiding anymore
>>568155195trukey bomb
>>568155952it's a shame how blatantly he does it now, he even ban evaded that purge last night
>tf2 is dying this fast
>>568131685>chickenmanI propose he change his username to either:>retardman>chickentardOr my personal favorite, which I coincidentally used to call this scrawny kid in high school 20 years ago, who was in the school's gardening club and took care of the chickens they had:>chickenfucker
Apparently the spy disguise fix has added an exploit that lets (you) crash servers and it's as easy as spamming disguises a certain wayBravo Volvo!
>>568158793Fix tomorrow, right after my *BUUUURP* oof, 'scuse me, right after my big delivery of pink cookies
>>568158793>let the community do bug fixes for your game>this happens
now that people have shown to push malicious fixes we have decided to not implement anymore of themthank you and have fun
>>568158793>>568159014>Guy that submitted the fix used AIShocker!
>>568159259>>568158793Apparently his English is not very good either.
>>568159259we got ai slop patches before the mvm update
Grok, how do we convince Valve to bring back Quickplay?
@grok fix tf2 make no mistakes
@DeepSeek, what happened in 1989 on koth_king?
>>568158945>This motherfucker STILL picks top botted workshop items and refuses to acknowledge the community's warnings about emporium for 10+ years now, only picking community submissions and changing the palette color of the same crate for years for easy millions>The same community REFUSES to rightfully throw the blame on his ass and continues sucking valve's cockYeah I don't think things are gonna be good anytime soonHell not even Zesty acknowledges this lmfao
https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/797841122761212429/
>persyn????
>>568160835>heroes of peace Tucker Carlsonlmao
pl_cambodiahttps://youtu.be/zcl408XcNio
>>568162780>The black hairs only know how to sit and drink alcohol
join gensokyo/koggytopia it has 28/32 players
god no
>>568163382Later.
*krashes your server*should've dodged that bullet rain
Matingpressing Dawn in TF2
>>568164519not a bad choice to make in TF2
>>568164519many are saying this
>>568165617Next OP image right here, folks
bonesaw
>now, most cocks couldn't withstand this much voltage>but i'm fairly certain your co-
>>568165678We already had that before so no.
>>568165908what was noise?
>>568165678after >>567911983
>>568166069it's the sound of progress my friend>*opens fridge*ah perfect>*grabs horsecock*>kill melater
>>568166869giwtwm
>>568166191Yeah we're owed that one
>>568166961can horsecocks even get hard if a human had one tho, i feel like they would need more blood than we could supply
I hate overheal and I'm not afraid to say it.
>>568166869>*grabs horsecock*>kill me>not eat meyou had ONE job anon
I wonder if the -50% overheal actually makes the Quick-Fix a worse choice for trying to get the Specialist cheevo
>>568158945>yeah bro the mvm update is almost done just waiting for the perfect moment to release it
p e a c e n i g g a s
>>568167649after a very intense talk with gemini I've gathered that it's technically possible to get a horsecock hard with our anatomy, though the moment we get soft, we pass out at best or get a heart attack at worstAlso I've discovered that our penis anatomy absolutely fucking sucks, and almost any animal gets it betterAlso I've discovered giant dick futas are actually possible
>>568176080>Also I've discovered giant dick futas are actually possibleDid you ask it?
>>568176080Is this how tf2g dies, asking an AI about theoretical cock anatomy?
https://files.catbox.moe/bxlu4o.mp4I flew today as spy it was cool
>>568176865n-noI-I mean come on it literally give me every single measure in extremely intense detail how could I not ask
>>568175007bro why'd u delete your yt channel and erase your wiki?
>>568158793I cannot fucking believe this is the state of the game my friends and I grew up playingCompletely pozzed to death with a flood of maps raping the matchmaking system diluting the meagre playerbase, raped by a similar flood of cosmetic slop, now skullfucked by bugfixes submitted by jeets using LLMs"The past is a foreign country" is mostly a /pol/tard phrase but holy smokes when I load into a Casual match today and then remember fragging with the bros during the golden summers of 2011 when there was no homework, and pizza in the fridge, and college a distant possibility still a couple of years away, and the Mayan doomsday calendar was a more immediate concern for us retarded teens of Iowa suburbia. And like all nostalgiafags in the grip of melancholy my mind quickly grabs on bringing back Quickplay as an easily solution to RETVRN to those days but because I am also a thinking man I then remember that even if MyM was reverted today the ecosystem of community servers that made that Gilded Age possible has already been destroyed. The fertile soil of a thriving game back in the day is now dry hostile dust where the only things clinging to life are e-celeb egobooster servers and a few jump mapsUnlimited genocide on Jill, unlimited genocide on Valve, total Gaben yacht destruction by rogue waves, one billion nukes magically appearing over the skies of Bellevue
>>568176080>Also I've discovered giant dick futas are actually possibleh-how long can they get
>>568180419>destroys the game then fucks offwhy did zhe do it bros
>steam inventory and market show graded items with the unique, strange, unusual item borders and text>yet we can't toggle this as an option in gameit's like they want to piss me off with how garbage the dota colour scheme slapped into the game looks like
>>568180568A-all... all the way past the knee and bigger than soda cans...
is mvm profitable
>>568182345Used to be but not really anymore unless you get really lucky with Australiums
>>568180636seriously though is this guy a tranny or what
>>568182345not really, just play your first tours (very likely you get an aussie out of the gate), sell that and dip
Post Pyro.
>>568183514benis
Why is every Pyro loadout immediately tranny-coded>Le discord groomer fox head hat>Heckin seal pupper with cute suit
>>568183514
>>568183907
>>568183514Pyro.
>>568184804based
>>568184632sieg heil
>>568183514Not halloween restricted btw
>>568186136Less is more it seems.
>>568185673Horrible taste in hats i'm afraid
>>568185673boys we have a trader!
>>568186698Thanks man
>>568182946Yes.
>>568191472sex with miss pauling
>>568163382chaser
>>568163382the server crashed for some reason at night, so I went to sleep earlier
>>568158793>Reverted fixes to Spy disguises while we evaluateYou know it's gonna happen
https://youtu.be/whwSbRgAcfQ>accept bug fixes from random nobodies>don't actually see what they did and just shove it into the game>accept AI slop code that creates more bugsfuck. this. company.
>>568102983ill furniggas not inventing some faggot new word challenge (impossible)also that hat looks like poop if you paint brown from a side
>>568203926>new wordretarded pdf file is retarded
Wee BootiesStickybomb LauncherEyelander
>>568204215Drop the file format, pedo or degenerate is better
>>568102983>>568203926Idgi
>>568205227it's a term to describe spirit animals mate
Should I buy a bunch of professional shotgun and pistol kits before the MVM update?
>>568205474MvM exclusive drops will be cheaper once the update is released
>Soldier in a hammockDozens are boycotting this.
>>568183514I've been rocking sans lately tho
>>568203926>talking about ill furfaggots>YD is a literal Romanian pedophile who jerks off to kids
>>568211215so are furfags tho
>>568203926truth nuke that caused furfags to lose their minds
>>568211796u can hate furfags and lolicons, theyre both pedos and degens, mate.
apples
>>568212230ohhh thats apples (truke)
>>568215031weird
>>568206426b-but... you don't get it! taunts should only be the classes doing a small gesture and nothing else! they famously can't pull large objects out of thin air! this game isn't cartoony at all!
>>568221316Where does Heavy put his gun when he gets out the sandvich?
>>568221456i have a team of sovlful artstyle scientists looking into this. we're not sure, but we are certain it's somewhere historically accurate to the 1960's.
>>568158793https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=271749>Fixed crash related to wearables leaking when weapons are dropped (community fix from Sean McGeehan)
>>568221316Why is he crying?
>>568223639um spy bug status??
>>568206426Zesty is 1000% right about the hammock "taunt" desu. The purpose of taunts is to taunt enemies, you shouldn't have this roleplay slop
>>568223735because insane twitter trannies were sending him gore pictures (including child gore pictures), and pictures of the front of his parents' house after WAMO made his video
>>568199830the person in the iron mask is misaligned, and is actually offset to one side despite being a symmetrical designyou can see this more clearly if you equip it with a clipping headpiece like foster's facade or the last breath
>>568160690really valve should take the ratings with a grain of salt and only add items from people who have had not one(1) item coughcough included in the game while the usual suspects get another of theirs added in which is usually another beanie or derivitive of someone else's idea like the gentleman brainslug ripoff, it takes two to tango and this wouldnt be such a problem without valve being lacksadasical
>>568169050I hate medic. He turns every match into a boring sweatfest.
Attention, maggots, it's me, Soldier. I just wanted to inform every single one of you weaklings that I love hammocks and I sleep in hammocks all the time.
>new taunts are just emotes!!!relevant kaluka:https://youtu.be/JLgeHmPTtTg?t=972
What kind of taunt would you give the jarate? It's been in the game since 2009, but it never got one.
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=271749The disguise bug is gone.
>>568233232Sorry for wanting to win, damn
chicANO
>>568235246and what new bug replaced it?
Why would the mercenaries have the conscientious objector instead of a bat or an axe? Roleplay shit honestly
>>568234415Zesty demolished this video already stop posting it
>>568225130>you shouldn’t have this roleplay slopso we deleting every partner taunt then? joyless
>>568241542Partner taunts are meh. The worst taunts are:>vehicle taunts>idle taunts>conga
>>568234726same as the kukri>>568242527the conga was magical, but they definitely should have stopped adding taunts like it, with the conga as the upper limit of what should've been added to the gamewhen it was added, there was a noticeable shift tf2 culture. arguably, tf2 culture should be split pre- and post-conga, because it signified the cultural shift. at no point previous was it possible for the entire server to agree to be friendly and let blue dance alongside the payload cart all the way from spawn to the pit on upward
>>568242527>idle tauntsEven Rancho Relaxo?
flipping awesome is a good taunt because you are literally telling the opponent to "do a flip" (off of a roof)
>>568225130They are good for goofy servers though.
>I think the word you're searching for is "GG">The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because slurs.tf is present
>>568244425>TF2 the millisecond it was given to the Emporium:
Why is konata.tf full of tryhards?
>>568245910it's fun to imagine hypothetical scenarios
Rate mein Medikalhealermann und post your own, danke!
>>568223639>>568158945What did I *BUUUUUUUUUURP* say? Pink cookies came, I'm full, and the bug's fixed, life's good :)
>Sniper no delay bug still not fixed
>>568248020Why do you want to plap a little child?
>>568248487The server is full of degenerates too.
>>568248641konata is literally neck and neck with kogasa for dogshit overhyped, players are not that good to make it even worth going on for pug level gameplay
>>568248462quickly use claude to fix it!
>>568221316>taunts should only be the classes doing a small gestureSpeaking of whichhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3732084404TauntGOD Kylul made a Zesty approved taunt
@grok sir please generate free tf2 map summer 2026 in hindi
>>568248909kino
@claude how to give soldiar mor damige no cheats
fragtunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lNZ_Rnr7Jc
fragtune!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAf51JWI4k
>>568248909You don't get a killcam on your opponent for environmental kills. Do Zesty fans even play the game?
>>568250028I do get sniper kills with the scorch shot from afar.
>>568250028you can still see them in the few seconds before you die retard
>>568242527>>568248020>>568249069plap
>>568250028Kek, the taunt would obviously be used as a friendly taunt ingame, but the twitter "this is emote, emote bad!!" crowd doesn't think that far
>>568251646many are saying this
>>568250028You could still taunt before the enemy falls down
>>568252172make me
what if someone vibe coded a "bug fix" that valve throws in and it had a new exploit called quick play that removes anything by jillium stinky smellium
>>568252984nah you can't say that, that's stalking, harassment, death threats, and rapeyou can't downvote his leddit posts either
>>568253345*plugs ears* lalalalala can't hear you lalalalala!
>>568240127he didn’t talk about this videohe started to watch a different kaluka video and then rage quit when he couldn’t refute it
>>568248487Retard
>taunting originates from fighting games>in fighting games victory animations/intro animations/taunts can be any random shitBut conga in TF2 is an issue.
Hello Kaluka. Hope you're having a great day!
>>568255289why engage with bad faith offtopic posts when you can instead do the wink wink nudge nudge
>>568256563>why engage with bad faith offtopic posts when you can instead do the wink wink nudge nudge
>>568256563I choose to do both
>>568255289Why would a 31 year old look like a 12 year old?
>>568256970this one is 31 y/o Konata
>>taunting originates from fighting gamespeople have been taunting others for thousands of year while in battle and otherwise you midwit
>>568256970blud can't read
>>568256970good genes
>>568257474So true. They just referenced the hadouken in TF2 for no reason. I bet nobody ever danced in ancient times by the way, it was invented in the 1970s.
>>568254395You are coping
>>568258379glad you came to your senses
>Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
>>568259381>a random hug materializes out of nowhereemporiumslop...
>>568242527>>568248020>>568249069>>568252492>>568255289>>568257274seggs
remember what they took from you
>>568248641>the server is full of based peopleI know right?It's great.
>>568259381
>>568260812desu I miss the mad dash for these things vs the ironically-named & soulless "soul gargoyle" that's available client-side to everyone on the map
>>568258414retard, the video that zesty responded to was about competitivethe video i linked itt has to do with the tauntsthe stream where zesty responded to the competitive video ended with him not even finishing iteverything i just wrote is demonstrably trueholy shit zesty groypers are fucking retarded
>>568259381wow it’s almost like those character pages on the tf2 website haven’t been accurate for over a decade
You ever think about the "action" slot on loadouts?
>>568259793>Birds and a random light and random choir materializes out of nowhere>description makes fun of how it's not a taunt but a emote to use during setup waiting time ("Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are")We need to stop the slop before the emporslopium makes more!
The drinking bottle taunt is the best taunt in the game because you can make the demoman say funny things
>>568261058it was really fun on ghost for when you had to fight over them with the enemy players while Merasmus was on your ass but no we need hecking truce and like you said soulless gargoyle
>>568261601hmm...
>>568261407Except they've always been accurate and people just started flanderizing them (yes even people at Valve like Gay Pinkerton)
>>568261601pusy!!!
>>568261601sniff
>>568261412yeah I like using grappling hook on mannpower and getting kicked by valve devs for team stacking and pubstomping months after they removed the ability to switch teams
kalukaporium hours
>>568260812NO FUN ALLOWED!
>>568261601terrible opinion with terrible "girl" attached
>>568261601headpats
>>568261601good opinion with sexo girl attached
>>568262239just call it trans fortress 2 hours, it's cleaner
>>568262223>kicked by valve devs for team stacking and pubstompingproofs? big if true
>>568262239just call it chad fortress 2 hours, it's cleaner
>>568262492tfw I still remember getting my chicken kiev from the gifts
I will taunt any man who taunts any man
>>568263296it's reference to this """oldie""" but goldiehttps://youtu.be/jfls93ODg60?t=600
>>568263481>KievYIKES! This game is problematic...name change when???
>>568263296>>568263636Yup, Dario Casali has a history of kicking people that are better than him at his own game modehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YoAueA2Mck
>>568263636>>568264031based valve employee keeping people from playing a garbage gamemode
>>567909737ze healing is not as rewarding as ze plapping
>>568262223>>568263636>try breaking into different teams, make the game more fun>Valve server, 2017
>>568264031reminds me of the old green text on /v/ in which anon talked how valve devs used to get their asses handed to them in quake pubs which resulted in them finally making tf2 for more casual play
>>568265038>making tf2 for more casual play>sniper existscasual play my ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnOOnoSN24Y
>>568266036>i'm one of the top spies on skial
@claude how do i become top skial spy
>>568266036>comes out of nowhere after five years>"codes" a "fix" for the spy legsif we didn't need more proof valve adds stuff from a random bozo
>>568264031He invented payload, dustbowl, and badwater. He's a god. He's allowed to kick anyone, he earned it.
>>568265263they had the right idea with sniper, i.e. discourage quickscoping and encourage hardscoping, they just didn't go far enough
>>567909737Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>568269513konata
>>568269746Not a merc.
>>568269513in general or in relation to body size
>>568270421Stop replying again.
>>568270563but it's konata
>>568270648Females don't have penises unless she is trans.
>>568269513The one your whore mother fucked and left her resulting in you asking this question, so probably Spy.
>>568270717Incorrect.
>>568271114>>568271153Shup up.
>>568271408lol sister
>>568273380didn't read lol
>>568273956This, because I had his buzzwords filtered.
>>568273956very cool story, sıster
What should the next OP be?
Asking this question this early?
>568280714A guide to filtering perhaps
>>568280714>>567911983
>>568280714>>568280865
>>568280714>>568280943
>>568280714seconding >>568280865
>>568280714>>568281025
new yordbro doodleno new olivia drawings in sight
>>568280865>>568280943>>568281025>>568281034>>568282007That has nothing to do with TF2, samefag.
>>568282195sex>>568282205Incorrect.
>>568282283This is edited.
>>568282195nice, thank you for your service
>>568282350Incorrect.
>>568282205tongue my anus, pavement ape
>>568282435Racism is bad.
Now that the dust has settled, what's the consensus on Team Fortress 2 Classified?
>>568282959Slop.
does anyone want to hmu for some pyro vore rp?
>>568282959>troon moderationno thanks
>didn't play for like a year>come back a little over a week ago>every single game is a completely one-sided stompHow did casual get even worse
Why is Neru the face of /tf2g/? This seems more like a Momoi kind of general.
>>568283991Don't no who dat iz, never seen them before.
>>568282959very good! i have friends that prefer it to tf2 now because of how shit the matchmaking is in tf2. its my preferred way to play with friends
>>568283991konata is the face of /tf2g/
>>568282283>>568282375Stopping by, I was summoned. Glad you like it.What Olivia thing should I do?
>The real face of /tf2g/
>>568280714Demofloyd for the anniversary of course>>568280865Fuck off
>>568283991Obviously Konata is the real face of /tf2g/, Momoi is too racist and Neru is too much of a womanlet
>>568284354slingshot bikini
>>568283991shupos are the face of /tf2g/
>>568284175retarded gamer girl (endearing)has been misidentified as Neru
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general, actually.
>>568283938don't worry, it can get worse
>>568284354kyojiri is already assured, so do a stripped panties upskirt pleasethighs as fat as possible
>Face of /tf2g/ isn't even a TF2 character
>>568284769Maybe one day jannies and mods will finish what they started in this thread and this general will regain it's real face.
>>568284769The xisters are just getting ready for the next thread after the MONUMENTAL loss they faced with this one, notice the sudden uptick in anime imagery? They’re salivating at the mere thought of post number 750
>>568284672I do like her big boobers and have mad milked myself silly in tf2 many times
>>568284769Unfortunately this is a gacha board which means gacha faggots infest every single thread about every game and make the discussion about them which means attempting to discuss anything else is pointless. Easier to talk about tf2 in /v/ because at least there's fresh opinions
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/567909737>over 80 deleted posts, mostly from the floydfagReminder that the floydfag was absolutely STOMPED this thread and xe can never live down the shame he faced today.
>>568285996Most of them weren't even me, take your meds sissy.
>>568285996>only today.everyday of the week by doing nothing but camp this thread 24/7
is /tf2g/ good again yet
>>568285880Why is this a gacha board? I wish /tf2g/ was on a manlier board..
>>568286580yes, now get back under the desk
>>568284672roogi is cuter
Demo
>>568286580yeah
>>568282959good mod unfortunately saddled with a genuinely malicious and incompetent moderation team
>>568284354olivia sitting on a washing machine looking flustered
>>568285880there is literally nothing stopping you or anyone else from talking about tf2, but you knew that faggot
>>568282959I wish Valve nukes matchmaking and bans all the spoof ping servers for good so I can play normal TF2.TF2C is built on top of bad ideas.
>>568286883Roogi is really cute, yeah, I simply prefer Hasoom
>>568286580nah
>>568286580>>568287217>>568292213egg making sex with meowscarada
>>568284453No one is saying this>>568280865>>568280943>>568281025>>568281034>>568282007Many are saying this
>>568280714Something not coomer.
coomer gamecoomer general
good night gamegood night general
got some good frags in over the weekend and tonight, this game is always nice even when life is tough>>568290539need them all to take off their shoes and step on me equally
>>568299412your spine is gone
>>567911582I unironically like this map
>>568300165need
>>568284546>>568249069>>568104902>>568104762>>568048720>>568048406behave
Coom. Headshot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebrFO6tDqVsGoonin's a good job mate!
>>568299371goodnight sleepy tf2g
yall mind if I post some ai slop of olivia mann with huge knockers
>>568304208>ai slopye->olivia mann with huge knockershmm... proceed
>>568284354speaking of which, please do oppai olivia
>>568304208well? we're waiting
no one is waiting general
I am
>>568302224Voice (me): No
>>568304208>slopnot sure
>slopdefinitely not
>>568308749>>568308749>>568308749Z + 4
>>568308830thank you laborer
>>568308830>deletedmy sides holy kek
>>568308830>deletedmods are so retarded
>>568309986>>568309986>>568309986Z + 4
>>568310000thanksyou know who got that perfect thread reported, what a fucking faggotthe full pic was so much better, but this is fine too
>>568310223>the full pic was so much better, but this is fine tooTrue. I quickly made that edit when I saw the 404, at least Contracker edits seem to work as a backup. Here's a slightly better one with the static if it happens again
>>568310830Gib Solly Dawn's hat. Gib it now >>568165617
>>568310534>makes obvious falseflag post>feels the need to waste hours replying to himself for some reason>mods notice and delete the whole phone reply chain>>568310830it kinda defeats the purpose of the edit since there's no POV of the Battlement balcony, which was a great editbut whatever, I guess, mods are faggots and the schizo is even more so >quickly made that edit when I saw the 404, at least Contracker edits seem to work as a backup.good job
