You Got a Little Something EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2057906942161682765>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>567463472
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
>>568018789I was gonna recommend some games but then I realized the only ds games I played were pokemon games Besides that chrono trigger I guess? If you want a GBA recommendation I really like the megaman battle network series too
InvisiMech <3333
My life for Malevola
Phenomamech <3333
Cook for your woman
Is this true /sdn/
>>568031158>Coupe is an elite assassin but can't recognize Mecha Man's voice What a fucking fraud
>>568031378one of the many rules of superhero media is that you are completely unrecognizable if you obscure your face in any way. voice? eyes? exposed face parts? doesn't matter, he's wearing his little cowl so therefore nobody can pinpoint any detail of his outside of it without him saying it's him. you'd never know coupe is janelle just because of that itty bitty mask she wears.
This Golem guy is pretty cool if you ask me.
>>568022020
>She said no to the threesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00KJCoum27c
>>568039460>>568039891I imagine superheroes going to pick up random shit at grocery stores is pretty common in the world of dispatch
>>568040486Definitely.
POV: you just said something cringe
>>568021212
>>568034826*mlem mlem mlem*
>>568041174Robert probably isn't paying attention just spacing out desu.
>>568042963yucky. Think of all the cooties you'll get
>>568022118>>568023850>>568032873Sup my fellow MalevoChads.
>>568043230you can't stop me Chase
>37 posts>30 imagesREEEEEE WE'RE GONNA HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT REEEE
>>568045891Everyone is being quiet today. I guess that's just the weekends for us.
>>568045891AND I'M GONNA KEEP SPAMMING IMAGES OF MANDY
you'll just have to imagine the same joke spammed over and over again>bane.jpg
>>568043574this one>>568022118 and this one >>568032873are both me. there's only three of us man.
>>568047826Three too many if you ask me.
>>568043230>mlems harder
>>568045046Gnagnagna - Robert probably
>>568048646>
>>568042963
I love him
>>568047826Four now that I know this general is still here after a year of being absent. Also I heard someone died in here?
>>568049507hopium is fuming right now
>>568021212>>568022020>>568022146Who or what started this trend
>>568049684I fucking told you that they spread like ants.
>>568049461OwO
>>568049963I don't know but it first appeared in the fifth thread on the /SDN/ general. >>548260948 And it continued ever since. With other variants following. >>550038453 >> 556120225 Still no MechaBlazer variant though.
>>568043687>>568048656
>>568045046bad robertnaughty robert
>>568050098those goddamn demonfuckers are overtaking our generalwe're gonna have to purge them
>>568050629It is mutual.
>>568049461
>>568038398reminder that it’s a myth that cracking your bones gives you arthritis and your mother lied to you (and someone lied to her)
>>568050492No WaterMech or WaterBae or MalBert either.
>>568051112Those goddamn redskins don't belong here.
>>568051279Why ;(
>>568051112#makeSDNgreatagain
>>568051608Because I could find that image of a hand smacking the table and smushing a tiny creature.
>>568051354I knew that. But one place you really shouldn't be cracking is your neck. You could risk rupturing blood vessels, leading to a stroke.
>>568051416>redskinsAs a Native American Coupé lover, I am offended good sir.
BB needs to learn her place
>>568051942Stop that
>>568054150I'm genuinely surprised prism doesn't get more art you'd think there would be a bigger audience for a phat ass black girl
>>568054364Do you like black girls?
>was watching Andor>the two lesbians finally kiss after 2 seasons>could tell from a mile away that one of them is going to die>the brown one dies 5 minutes laterlol lmao
>>568055093>Cassian's gf is a degenerate druggie and a rape victim with mental illnesses>Mon Mothma's manbun trophy husband is pseudo cucked in every scene he is in>meanwhile the only straight white couple is the most stable one and they're both fascistWhat did Gilroy mean by this?
>>568050492MechaBlazer <3333it's just not the same
>>568055093>>568055423star wars has plummeted into cultural irrelevancy so precipitously that I had no idea you were talking about a star wars show until googling it just now>meanwhile the only straight white couple is the most stable one and they're both fascistclassic modern hollywood
>only just now realize Flambae is supposed to be a play on words between "Flambe" and "bae"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kav7tifmyTg
>>568058743meant for >>568058576
>>568058743You might want to consult with a doctor for signs of autism.
>>568054594I sure as hell fucking do. Sir, yes siree.
>>568055423>Cassian's gf is a degenerate druggie and a rape victimWasn't she just mentally sissy hypno tortured or something?>Mon MothmaI wanna fuck that sexy beautiful aged-like-fine-wine bitch so bad. Wanna dick her down and get her pregananant with a child who won't turn out to be a stupid bitch skank like her real daughter.
>>568062069>Wasn't she just mentally sissy hypno tortured or something?It was enough for her to become a druggie that has PTSD nightmares and start believing into Jedi cult scam. She's truly mentally broken used goods.
>>568053120I love this so much like you wouldn't believe. The way colm is drawn gives me cuteness aggression. He's just a lil' guy.
>>568062069Oh and yeah she got molested in EP 2 or 3 of Season 2.
>>568062509She did? I don't remember that part...
theoretically if you were a jedi could you just rape someone and then jedi mindtrick her into forgetting everythingAsking for a friend
>>568062069>I wanna fuck that sexy beautiful aged-like-fine-wine bitch so bad. Wanna dick her down and get her pregananant with a child who won't turn out to be a stupid bitch skank like her real daughter.Make that 2.
>>568062986Human supremacist mon mothma when?
https://files.catbox.moe/a98vcz.mp4
Well?
godnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>568065259>BBpost>catbox linkBetter not be a fujo trap...
>>568065595g'night
>>568065630when has a catbox link ever failed you?
>>568065595I love you too.
>>568065630Rest assured, it's not me pulling any shenanigains.
>>568065259>>568065630GOD DAMNIT! I TRUSTED YOU!
>>568065630>>568065727>blowjobsAAAAH!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
>>568065916>>568068656>they fell for it again awardKWAB
>>568065916Lemao even.
>>568065727>>568065741Never has there been a more relevant pic related reaction image.
>>568065916>>568068656
Flambe's favourite song O:https://youtu.be/tEIcSbr9uH0?is=ZLbrX5l59fTe1QcQ
>>568015331Sorry about that bro, I was drunk.
The weak should be eaten out by the strong.
>>568072087Wait... Visidrunk? Is that you? Are you not dead after all?
>>568072985Nah, I am one of MalevolANTS
>>568072850Saved
>"Fuck it's so hot today, Robert... mind if I cool off a bit? Whew... can't take it anymore y'know. Good thing it's just the two of us here... In this back alley... behind SDN, where I invited you."
>>568073365>"Chat, what did she mean by this?"
>>568073112You know... as a returning Malevochad, I realized I haven't contributed much yet. Lemme rectify that.
>>568073365>>568073528>dense harem anime protag robertI hope this doesn't end up like that one mango...
>>568073528>"HEY CHAT, IS VISI REAL??"
I do believe that the closer I'm getting to 30, the closer I get to attaining the sage wisdom.But I won't share them.
>>568076069Yes but the question is are you a sex haver or a chad from the Virginite Empire?
>>568073365>>568073528>What do you think, chat?https://youtu.be/TTWiahIzRa8?si=ZDw1et2bu0qCc-KT
>>568073838Okay team, listen up-- Visi just kissed the heck out of my face. Do you guys think she likes me? I'm getting mixed signals.
Is Robert stupid?
>>568076925Chat, ban Courtney from the Phoenis Program.
>>568077315>Penis Program
>>568065630>>568065727
>>568077458Robert's Phoenis Program to be specific.
oy fucking vey. i was in a coma apparently. they gave me some fluids but stuck that iv thing in wrong and it's bleeding. BAC was at 1%, the doctor told me i should be dead. kek, little does he know that i'm fucking immortal.good day /sdn/, i love you all.
>>568079261
>>568079261VISIDRUNK! HE LIVES!
>>568079261We all thought you took yourself out falling over the stairs again or something. Nice to see you're still kickin', kinda.
>>568079261I TOLD YOU FUCKING FUCKS! I TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS ALRIGHT!
>>568079261Oi oi. He still 'asn't kicked the bucket. E's still goh a lotta fight left in 'im. Cheers me ol' son.
>>568079261>>568080483Aye lads! I'll drink to that!
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>568079261…….
>>568079261>>568080483Hell yeah brother. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Never doubted him for a second. I can't believe I lost the dead pool...
>>568082981Say that again…
>>568079261>>568082370>Visiholic lives>ritual visiposter's still here>a fourth malevolant has hit the towersWhat a PHENOMAMAL day, /SDN/.
>>568083160Wolverine?
>>568079261Well well. Guess who lived after all. Welcome back from the half-dead, fucker.
>>568083985Someone with better editing skills should update that so it says "Malevolant" on Mal's forehead instead of Visikek.
>>568084216Do it yourself. No, really. And remove the Volcel. He didn't stick around.
>>568083985>The state of /SDN/ art piece circa pre-malevolant infestation
I SLEPT FOR TWELVE HOURS
>>568079261What the fuck
>>568084646>VolcelHey, c'mon... I'm still here. Just because I don't worship Blazer's ass or Visi's pussy every thread doesn't mean I left.
>>568085429Where were you when we needed you most?
>>568085429>Just because I don't worship Blazer's assWhy not
>>568084784What the fuck did we tell you about sleeping?!
>>568085879We had another poll? Damn. Sorry I missed it. Must've been the time I was having 'puter problems.
>>568085879Fujos are like cockroachesThey keep breeding
>>568086402>fujos>breedinglol
>>568086402Maybe if we take out their queen the hive will go away?
>>568086903If you poke the hive you're gonna have to fuck the queen
>>568087289That's not how bees work.
>>568088552But if we kill the queen, the hive will rot
>>568088621You would do that? Kill Fujo?
>>568088717He killed BBjeet, Hopium. There’s only one thing I can do…
>>568088771You know that's not true... I'm not sure BBjeet would want it that way.
>>568088846You don’t think so? Should we ask him then?
>>568088983Point taken.
Why didn’t Invisibitch give the astral butt plug to Robert, is she stupid?
>>568089251Canonically? Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUzd3iTvQQcThe jump cut to DEPRESSED P-Man killed me.
>>568052260It would make more sense if Mal bullied visi like that instead of Mandy
Ack.
Imagine needing to breed to reproduce lmaoCouldn't be golem
>>568085879Bumperino
>>568065549This is 100% accurate
>Bobert, we play Lego Batman nowhttps://youtu.be/DfJaUpW_P00?si=TSoboOO7rdNCWSMP
>>568097027>I don't think my work terminal could run it, Visi...
>>568097883She can just steal a 5090 for Robert
>>568098219>committing crimes while on the clockreminds me of that gas station robbery where two petty thieves stopped the guy with a shotgun
>>568089251She knew Robert's ass would be in danger if she did.
>>568098735Don’t tell Mandy how many times Visi commits rape while on the clock
Are you all asleep or something?
>>568103338no, I'm downloading ps2 games to emulatewhat are (YOU) doing anon?
>>568103620watching tube
>>568099138I watched the original video …
>>568099138>>568104402
>>568103338I was on my morning walk blasting kojimakino so I could pretend I'm Sam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R3QybOmGjUIt helps that mornings are always gray and foggy here
Imagine waking up with Mandy's fat ass in your hands
>>568107690I imagine Mandy and her fat ass all the time.
>>568109498>t. Sonar
Robert honey time for the dick flattener
>>568112696yes ma'am
>>568086070I can't be bothered woth workplace relationships. Gotta focus on the task at hand so I can go home, pass out, wake up, shower, go work then repeat the vicious, vicious cycle.
>>568104402>>568105573Fooken' cursed, the lot of ya.
>>568106352Mod him so he can be space dad. And vice versa where sam adopts a robot loli.
>>568114171counterpoint: office sex is a great way to spice up the monotony of the workplace
>>568114612punch up looks like the kind of guy who would film that shit though
Which dispatch girl would be most into femdom hard mode: no Coupe
>>568115997mandy has the pent up sexual energy for topping but not femdom as it seems too cruel for hervisi is a 50/50, she has the dom appearance but in her dream she was the sub so...malevola is a masochist power bottom, maybe a little dom energy but certainly not femdom likeprism definitely is into femdom, waterboy is gonna be sooooo whipped
>>568116513>malevola is a masochist power bottomAre you kidding, she would totally Amazon press Bobbert
>>568120393she can top but femdom is a different matter, it's a personality thing that only prisms and coupe would pull off
>>568122054Coupe struck me as a vanilla, she lacks the Aggressiveness to be a real dom
Falling asleep on Courtney’s exposed armpit
Falling asleep on Flambae’s exposed armpit
Falling asleep on Chase's exposed armpit
Falling asleep on Malevola's exposed armpit
Falling asleep on Robert’s exposed armpit
>>568123973imagine the smell
>>568124502imagine the smell
>>568124660imagine the smell
You all sicken me
STOP SMELLING PEOPLE'S ARMPITS
Falling asleep on Robert’s exposed balls
>>568128713that sounds uncomfortableand smelly
>>568129050Balls are actually quite squishy and soft
>>568129050>he doesn’t wash his balls
>>568129285For Robert, I mean
>>568129707>he doesn’t want a lady on his balls
>>568129938I didn't say that I just don't want my balls to get crushed under a woman's head
>>568127267*sniff*
Mandy's armpit sweat...
>golems face after visiting /SDN/ for the first time in months
>>568135076season 2 soon brother... any day now...
the nurses couldn't be bribed to bring me alcohol, so i checked myself out. fucking hell i have to go to work in a few hours. good night sdn i love u bros.
>>568139684bro stop drinking
>>568139684Sleep tight Visidrunk. Try not to injure yourself again eh brother?
>>568140917The liquor is what's ironically both endangering him and simultaneously keeping him alive...
Robertbowl season 2
>>568141673visiholic is secretly demoman tf2, trust me my dad was his doctor
Flambae more like Flamgay
>>568150936
>>568154262kek Don't ever ask Robert to draw
does wrestling exist in the dispatch universe and are supers allowed to compete
>>568156437>does wrestling exist in the dispatch universeI wouldn't see why not?>are supers allowed to competePerhaps in their own specialized league.
>>568156437I'd imagine there's super and non super counterparts for most things. super sports must suck ass since everyone is roided out naturally so it'd just be the tallest and fastest supers while super olympics would be cool as shit since they would minmax for each event with supers with specific powers and bodies. the rocky movies in dispatch must be pretty badass I'd imagine.
>>568156764>>568156797I'm just asking because Flambae could do one hell of a razor ramon impression
>>568157106True.
>>568156437I wonder who in The Z-Team would watch the absolute kino that is 90s AJPW.
>>568161567Punch Up
Mandy owes me sex
>>568147549Why he mopin’
>>568165974Because Bob Bob called out sick.
>>568163221I want Robert to pour maple syrup on his hairy chest and lick it up like a dog seductively
sticky :/
I have food and no youtube video to watch. What the fuck am I supposed to do
>>568169180Watch a movie, tv show, play Dispatch again?
fatso :/
>>568169274>watch a movietoo much commitmentI'd rather watch 4 hours worth of youtube videos than one 90 minute movie>play dispatchat this point I've played dispatch so many times I can cite all the scenes by memory. If I do play it again it's strictly for the dispatch sections and I can't do that while eating
>>568162073He'd probably try to get Coupe to watch too.
>>568170254Punch Up would be interested in the wrestlingCoupe would simply be fascinated by the shitty acting
>>568170596not much acting in 90s AJPW, it's mostly just treated like a sport.
midge :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sMRur591uYHow would Superhero Dispatch Network assist in this matter?
>>568179034yes but Z-team would be dispatched and they'd probably make it worse
>>568179034>>568179290>how Flambae would cause it to explode most likely
>>568179290>>568179386Surely they'd have Winter take up the task?
>>568179505nah him and waterboy are already busy on a call walking a dog or something and the only person left is flambae
>>568179773Bruh...Is Blazer taking the calls? Where's Robert?
>>568180743it's bad choices run anon who's intentionally seeing how badly he can fuck up at his job without getting fired
I'm getting sick again :( goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>568184216g'night, take care
>>568184216Goodnight BBfren, get well.
>>568179034The dude with the most chill will do the best job. He'd mud up the cracks, get it sealed, then peace out.
So is the only deciding factor about whether or not Invisigal goes villain just if Robert fucks or her not?
>>568191712No. You can romance Blazer and cut Visi from the team and still have her become hero in the end. What matters the most is utilizing her succesfully during dispatching, helping her during fight scenes with QTEs and picking supportive dialogue options in some cases. Romancing her isn't crucial at all.
>>568192320Ah ok so it's probably because I fucked up the donut shop fight and didn't use hsr very often. Tbh I thought her stats and abilities kinda sucked but I was also not the best at the actual dispatch portion of the game. I'll make another save and try the story again at some point. Honestly judging by my choice stats I am God's strongest contrarian, so I thought maybe me picking Mandy over her had an effect.
>>568192547MEDIA ILLITERACY ALERT!
>>568193420I'm too old to be into the type of girl Invisigal is and I figured Robert's better off with someone a bit more stable. I did try though I'm just retarded.
body decided to wake up at 6am, then I jerked off, now I'm going back to sleep
>>568196832get some rest soldier, you deserved it.
>>568196832I know that feeling, thankfully it's memorial day and I have nothing to do today.
Ugh
Does SDN do days off for memorial day?
>>568201495Same thing we do every day, anon. Shit post on /SDN/ all day, all night.
I’ve been thinking about dark skin girls a lot
We better not die off today. We gotta reach the #69.
>>568207991Thanks for letting us know, Herman...
I am too sore to go to the gym
I used to think drunk anon was just some vapid underage poster but now I see he needs legitimate help
>>568209752I tell you what, his life story ends in two ways, 1 he drinks himself to death, 2 he gets something amputated and then quits drinking.
I'm sick as a dog Everything hurtsI wish I had a Mandy to pamper me
>>568212078>minecraft eating sounds
>>568212078Also I was supposed to post this 3 hours ago but kept falling back asleep before hitting send like 3 times
>>568212569Niiiiice.
>>568215118>Flambae has all 5 fingersThose "artists" don't even play the game. They just watch playthroughs.
>>568215641You're rightWe're gonna need to cut two of them off
>>568189240Wish he’d do that on my face
>>568217383Your skull would fracture.
>>568219243Of fun!
>>568177898>no belly hair Baka
>>568110960Can someone please just give him some bewbz :(
>>568223493no
>>568223493
>constantly asking for boobs and vagene>shills crypto>scams people out of their money>worships non-elon musk>would probably shill AI art too if it existed in dispatchSonar is spiritually Indian
>>568227231what is this referencing?
>>568231908[TITLE CARD]
I am angry we didn’t get a scene of Flambae topless
>>568233516I’m angry we didn’t get a scene of Flambae bottomless.
>>568233516well robert is the playable character, it'd be weird to have scenes without him
>>568233516This but with Mandy
>>568236313> be weird to have scenes without himVisi’s sex dream.
>>568238594I still can't believe their reasoning for that being the only scene in the game not from Robert's perspective is because the player was supposed to think it was Robert having the wet dream The whole scene was from Visi's perspective so everyone just assumed she was masturbating until Robert showed up
>>568238594the joke was that robert is flambae's top but rereading my post I realize I could've worded it differently
I just wanna hug this woman
You just KNOW that Flambae has had HUNDREDS of partners …
>>568239313> The whole scene was from Visi's perspective so everyone just assumed she was masturbating until Robert showed upThat’s what bothers me as well. Granted I didn’t romance either love interest. But it bewilders me how the writers didn’t take to consider that the way the scene was shot. Could’ve contributed towards Visi’s popularity when compared to Blazer. > to think it was Robert having the wet dreamI know the answer is obviously because they’re catering to the primary demographic for the sake of titillation. But they could have shot the scene from Robert’s perspective. Leaving it a mystery t who he’s sleeping with to surprise the player at the end it was not only Visi under the sheets. But it was her dreaming all along. I guess the writers at AdHoc were wary of showing Robert’s body off in a noncomedic context?
Ravenous animalistic rutting sex with dark skinned women.
>>568250279put in Waterboy to make the oreo
>>568252946Aw. Someone give him his coffee.
>>568254312Him crushing on Robbo is very obvious.
>>568254745Not to the folks on Reddit.
>>568254795Redditors are retarded sadly
Tacticul, my negro are you alive?
>>568256590dying
>>568257616You can't die now. You still owe me a request. You can die after that.
>>568258312I am awareIt will get done eventually(tm)
>>568258731Hopefully both of us survive to see that happen.
>>568239313>>568248091>Mandykeks are acting up again
>>568263903hopium get control of your jeets already
>>568264062No. I don't think I will.
>>568263027>Robert and Chad sharing an apartment
>>568264376
>>568263903I'm no Mandykek. I was just pointing out how odd the scene is considering we see everything else from Robert's perspective.
>>568264819>Not a Mandykek>Not a Visikek
>>568263903you're not gonna be laughing when niggerman graces us with Mandy's 30 minute long explicit sex scene in season 2
>>568265000I got flambert.
>>568265472Neck chu
>>568169720Next time you have a meal. Watch this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTjHR58Ky8
>>568265150Mandy thinks sex is hetslop and doesn’t engage in it
>>568268905brother their entire relationship is peak hetslop
>>568266163wtf are these supposed to be? redesigns? new costumes for when the team becomes more senior?mecha man, prism, golem, and phenomaman look alright but phenomaman's and mecha man's are the only ones that are outright bettercoupe and sonar look over designedflambae, waterboy, and track star are okay but it's moreso about how weak track star and waterboy's OG costumes are and that this new flambae design isn't all too differentinvisigal, malevola, royd, beef, and punch up look terribleblazer is just a wonder woman knockoff
Mandy read twilight and enjoyed it
>>568269713I believe this illustrator behind these just designed what he would envision these characters would look like in season 2. More or less "upgrading" in terms of costuming now that Z-team had been legitimized after taking down Shroud and the Red Ring.
Twilight is retarded. Vampires that run that fast should be catching fire.
>>568261781>>568262074I have a crush on my boss. Sort of. But he has a wife and kids and I’d never be a home wrecker even if I had the capability to be one.
>>568272920Do you think they “do it” in the air
>>568273042Only after a bust.
>>568273864he looks like he's about to steal my yugioh cards
>>568273864Hawt
>>568273864guy fieri for modern audiences
>>568251684Waterboy's not a dark skinned women tho.
>>568276458I wouldn't be grabbin a guys face and pointing his lips at me when he can do picrelated with his mouth.
>>568277719bro... the cream...
>>568279598I said sex with dark skinned women not sex with oreo n cream filling... nothing against Waterboy tho, he's great.
>>568281563“What have I done”
>>568281747You made a hot headed bully very happy Bobert
>>568281563>>568281747If Robert acted/pretended like nothing had happened, just how angry/frustrated would Flambae get?
>>568282542Robert the master gaslighter
>>568270019>>568270891Remember now Dispatch discussion died the moment someone thought they were funny and said it was just Twilight for dudes?
>>568283727>some roastie eceleb calls it twilight for dudes even though the only similarity between the two is that it has a love triangle>every secondary and anti-dispatch fag in existence now parrots this nonstopYou don't hate roasties enough
>>568282542I think it would depend on a few factors. If it was just a hook up, I believe Flambae wouldn't have too many hang ups about it. Now if Flambae developed something further from that interaction. Or was led to believe there was more with Robert. I think he would be fuming on the surface. But be in near anguish on the inside.
Do you think malevola uses her tail as a dildo sometimes
>>568285469The less said the better.
>>568285469I'd imagine not since that'd be like fisting yourself or maybe even shoving your own dick up your ass. it's one thing to masturbate with your hands, it's another to use an extra appendage that has nerve endings and inserting it into yourself.
>>568287423well how would you know? Personally if I had a prehensile tail I'd gladly shove it up my own ass. Same as sucking my own dick if I was flexible enough
>>568289934nibble nibble
>>568290118
>>568284704Time for rage s_x
>>568292716
>>568284474I usually hate love triangles because most turn out like Twilight, no drama bs in Dispatch.
>>568294763>no drama bs in Dispatch.Yet...
>>568296421if they do this they would be but fucking retarded, which judging by some interviews they might be.
>>568296507>which judging by some interviews they might be.You're not wrong. Seriously, Nick, Pierre, or whomever from AdHoc that lurks around here. We want to make it clear. Don't put any forced, out of character love triangle drama in season 2. I know it's practically a trope in superhero media but it's disliked for a reason. Just don't do it. You can reintroduce Winter all you want. Just don't have him being a leech towards Robert, Visi, and Blazer. Make him Flambae's ex if you must.
>>568296889>Make him Flambae's ex if you must.That would be interesting, I'd side with Flambae still due to familiarity.
>>568296978I think there could be a lot of potential for that idea. If it were to be a thing. It could provide another window into Flambae's past. Growing closer with him as a colleague whose been burned (no pun intended). Heck if they decided to make Flambae a love interest, which is of course unlikely. They could the relationship drama in the picture if the writers so desperately want to write it that bad. Have Winter be a rival to Robert in that sense. Plus you can have the whole fire and ice dynamic. I think it could write itself practically.
>>568292046God I want to molest him so baaaad…
Heat MiserSnow Miser
>>568297818Human TorchIceman
>>568297858ScorpionSub-Zero
meds are kicking ingoodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>568299246night BBfriend
>>568299246g'night
>>568287829You're just not trying hard enough.
>>568296889I want to see him try to make moves on Mandy, only for her to crush his hand or something similar to remind him that workplace sexual harassment is an HR violation, and also do the whole "I have a boyfriend" whenever he tries to talk to her.
>>568299246I love you too.
>>568303513Yeah, also Visi should call him a fag or something.
>>568305176But Flambae steps in to say. Only I get to say that but you're right.
>>568308756Awww
>>568319724He's going insane-o style on Robbo.
Blonde Blazer? I'd rather the Blonde Butler ifyouknowwhatI'msayin'.
>>568321861Ehh. In all seriousness I hope she doesn’t become Bruce’s love interest.
>>568329423But I want to fuck the butler
>>568321861so did alfred die or is she retconning his existence?
>>568321861Alfreda?
>>568330213White bri-ish chase has been dead for years now. At least according to canon.
>>568330213Um. Excuse me. Malevola is smooth.
Aaaand my father has bladder cancer… and I can’t tell my brother because they both hate each other… and my mother has to go in for spinal surgery in a month… and she also had a near fatal heart attack half a year earlier…Also I’m pretty sure I have ass cancer…
Oh fuck that wasn’t meant for this general.
>>568334681>>568334865
>>568334681>>568334865fuck anonthat's tough
>>568334681That’s rough, buddy
Our boy PunchUp made it in the new Bond gamehttps://x.com/synthpotato/status/2059283507227091283?s=46
>>568334681I find it weird how colon cancer is skyrocketing among younger and younger people, and yet you have to be over the age of forty or something to get a free colonoscopy. Here anyway.
>>568339442Why isn't he 3'3"?
>>568330213Damien got Alfred killed by Bane. That’s been the case for years now, and they’ve never undone it.
>>568334681
>>568339442Oh yeah he's doing a livestream of ot right now. Just saw on my recommended vids.
I miss Visi. I think I'm going to replay Dispatch.
>>568349942ganbarejust don't fuck up the dispatch missions
>>568349942Fix her and make her happy anon
>>568353856
>>568353856cursed
>>568353856Miss Blazer, you look different... did you do something with your hair?
>>568354085Blursed.
>>568340375It’s the food. So much of it is highly processed garbage. I had to get a colonoscopy not too long ago and I’m far from the official recommended age. Though medical organizations are in talks to lowering it due to rates skyrocketing amongst 20-30 year olds. Last I heard.
>>568340375>>568355893You’d think perverted doctors would WANT to probe more butts, but nooo… it would be a win-win for both parties. My health gets checked, your sick urges get scratched.
>>568354085More like Mecha MA'AM am I right guys?
>>568354085Robert with the DSLs
> You’d think perverted doctors would WANT to probe more butts, but nooo…Some doctors specialize in butt stuff too. The world needs more sophisticated perverts.
Has your opinion on Visi changed since the game ended?
>>568363649still love her
>>568363649Love her even more. Did a Mandy run and had to immediately do a Visi run because I couldn't live with myself seeing her sad that Bobert didn't return her feelings.
>>568305176Visi is not a stupid homophobe bro
>>568365605bro...
>>568365605yeah, maybe you will also tell us that she's not racist and didn't use the n-word every time she spoke about chase
>>568363649Not really.
The name is RobertsonRobert Robertson
>>568378838007 First Light is so fucking good so far
>>568380672yeah pleasantly surprisednothing about the trailers or what I heard about it seemed like it looked good. They should probably hire better marketing
>>568381101I blame Amazon for that
<3 Bobert
oyyy fuck. why its so hot out all of the sudden i miss winter. fuck bros i love u all i rellyl do good night. fuckn hell whys my family callin me all the time now im not dead what the fuckk u all want fuckers u dint care when i was down so what do u want now??good ngt sdm
>>568383478good night visiholiclive another day for me
God I wish California was real
>>568382559
>>568383996I wish it wasn't
this bitch got a big wardrobe
>>568383478oh hey Visiholic is alive, night dude!
>>568384057I <3 Bobter
Why do faggots act like Dispatch is over?We got a confirmed animated seriesWe more or less got a confirmed second seasonWe’re basically assured some spin offs The only issue is waiting
>no season 2 announcement todayit's so over
I'm so lonely bros
>no season 2 announcement in the last hour
If we don't get a season 2 announcement within the next 30 seconds I'm literally gonna do it
Remember when fujo didn’t post for like half a day and you guys started to panic like it was the world’s end
>>568393184Yeah. :(
>>568393184we panic like twice a week
>>568363649Why would I stop loving "brown, not a psychopath Azula".
>>568364638Based Visichad.
>>568368960They're just roommates bro!
Remember that time at band camp
>>568389062>confirmed animated seriesone: WHATtwo: it's gonna suck so much ass man, just look at the D&D animated stuff only now it's gonna be make your favorite characters making reddit jokes and being woke
>>568396398*gonna bedunno why the extra make is there
R A P EAPE
>hopium gone>drunkanon gone>fujo gone>visikek gone>malevolachad gone>sonarbro gone >bbjeet gone>bobert poster gone>hamster poster gone >depressed phenomaman poster gone this is our near future
>>568350546nᶦᵇᵇˡᵉ nᶦᵇᵇˡᵉ
>>568396258the glory hole of '08...
>>568397150I will post Flamberts until the very end <3333
>>568397150I'm still here.
>>568397926>21:31:53>>568397927>21:31:53Disturbing.
>>568397150all me btw
>>568398154hamsters could be anywhere
I could be a hamster. Even you could be a hamster. If you believe.
>>568383478Oi. There 'e is. Old Visiholic, old son. Glad 'a see ya up 'n about yeah? Cheers mate.
>>568398154Nah it’s all me
>>568399951nah
>>568397927A new hit reaction image from shenanigansen.
>>568397150I will not die, not yet amigo!
>>568397150>Visiholic goneNever. He's gonna live forever. He ain't never gonna die. #YOLF2
>>568398134Just coincidence.
>>568397150>>visikek gonelol
>>568407597I don’t think it’s a coincidence. I think each and every fujoshi is an individual tendril attached to the same higher dimensional platonic monstrosity.
>>568411171It could be an alien invasion
>>568376570I need Blazer to assert her superheroine-iority and rape me with her supe-ussy.
>>568412664you would die
>>568413546I'm passive suicidal anyway so that would be great for me. Win win situation.
>>568413627It would be a very slow and painful death. First, she would expect you to last long in bed. Next, she will expect children. Then she'll force you to stay healthy and fit so you can grow old together
>>568414303Suffering builds character. Hot sexy suffering.
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>568420037g'night
>>568420037night BBfriend
>>568418145Just realized why I like Mecha Man so much. He reminds me of Niko Bellic of GTAIV infamy. Bad ass, depressed pragmatic motherfucker just trying to escape his traumas while trying to be a better person. Also his jacket. All he's missing is a cousin that keeps asking him to go bowling.>*phone constantly rings*>it's phenomaman>"Phenomaman, what is it? There some kinda emergency? I'm not on shift right now, what's going on??">"Earth cousin! Let's go Magic The Gathering!"
>>568423702Damn. Now that you mention it. At least Robert gets to have a happy ending.
>>568397150I said that I'm willing to stick around until the gas runs out. I'll be the last one to leave the car once it does.
>>568428683InvisiBlazer. Daring.
>>568389947You got us anon. And a waifu.
Bump
Gonna eat spaghetti for dinner tomorrow
>>568435252Hmmm, why not today?
>>568435631because I'm about to go to bed
>>568435672Weakling.
>>568397150>>568398154>>568399951Actually it's all me
>"The Ballerina" from The World of John Wick Nah. I'd rather "The Ballerina" from The World of Dispatch.
>>568425581Why can’t fujos draw bellybuttons
>>568444286They find it akin to a vagene. It's forbidden and taboo and yucky.
>>568445771Bellybuttons are incredibly attractive so they’re just retarded I guess
be honest /SDN/when's the last time you consciously washed your bellybutton
>>568447187Mine is quite shallow so never? It never gets dirty.
Thinking 'bout Mandy's bellybutton
>>568447187My people do not have have belly buttons... another fact that gives me great sadness for it reminds me how incompatible I am with your species.
Lmao how is this shit still so controversial?
>>568454851to be fair Flambae did get 2 fingers chopped off + eyes burnt off/tooth knocked outThe real culprit here is Coupe who can basically walk free after destroying half the city
>>568447187I always wash there and behind my ears. Mother taught me well.
>>568454851Zoomers on twitter and tiktok are extremely sensitive when it comes to such things. It's the same kind of people who will call a 32 year old dude who dates a 22 year old girl a groomer or pedo. Visi unironically raped Robert in their eyes and that always will be worse than a murder attempt.
>>568450012Their umbilical cord equivalent is located on their butt; a pseudo tail
>>568445771Are fujos self hating? Are they repressed FtM?
When is dispatch supposed to be coming out on xbox again
>>568460595Sometime in summer, that's all we know.
>>568444286Says you. I prefer outies to innies.
does anyone have a better quality version of this image?
>>568461839
>>568462090Wow I didn't even know a bigger version existed
>>568463007bigger as in image size or bigger as in you only had a cropped version of it?
>>568463110the official twitter only posted the shitty small image of it >>568461839
>>568450012Sucks to suck Pman
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/74895/Clair_Obscur_Expedition_33_x_Dispatch/Apparently there's a store bundle for E33 and dispatch now
>>568464913It’s only available on the official Discord. That’s why.
>>568467973OH NONONOVISIKEKS
>>568467973Imagine getting cucked by Verso
>>568059387>>568059762It’s the most embarrassing thing ever when your stomach growls loudly for everyone to hear. Especially when it’s otherwise quiet. Anyway. I bet Robert can eat a fuck ton.
>>568470169>>568470408>putting a hand on someone's shoulder is cucking nowThis is BBjeet logic.
>>568472484> Anyway. I bet Robert can eat a fuck ton.Only when he’s in a good mood
In my headcanon Malevola is the one who can eat the most. Total pig of a woman when she wants to be.
>>568474352It’s also true
Know who was a total pig of a glutton in history? Queen Victoria. Mad bitch could down a plate of braised pork in like five minutes. Nobles (who used to eat daintily like a bird) were forced to stuff their faces bedside once the queen was done eating it was over. Dinner rarely lasted longer than fifteen minutes.
>>568475387Appetite has to be directly proportional to how strong your powers are. Therefore BB eats enough to make a mukbang youtuber blush
>>568477313Is Blazer posing like Anissa?
>>568476696because* once the queen was done eating it was over(Because apparently it was considered rude to continue eating once the queen stopped eating)
>>568475387I am in favor of feeding malevola excess amounts of food
>>568478903Same. But Robert. I want him to be a big blueberry.
>>568461620Disgusting.
>>568467973Oh no... The Expedition 33 Chads are mogging us again... our game has to be bundled with theirs just to sell some copies. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Speaking of which, how come E33 doesn't have a general?
>>568480362because it's a one and done game, once you beat it there's not much left to do. discussion died off too since there's nothing to latch onto. no talks of characters except for some really diehard fans since it wasn't a character driven story, no expectation of future works, and the devs have no reason to prattle on about it anymore.
>>568480362they aren't as autistic and desperate as us
>>568480641>it wasn't a character driven storyAnon, respectfully, did you actually play the game?
>>568480641>because it's a one and done game, once you beat it there's not much left to do. discussion died off too since there's nothing to latch onto. no talks of characters except for some really diehard fans since it wasn't a character driven story, no expectation of future works, and the devs have no reason to prattle on about it anymore.Couldn't be us. Hah.
>>568481113it really couldn't because there's no general of autistics going on about e33, people forgot about e33 like they did astro bot or silksong>>568480842it wasn't a character driven story it was plot driven
I just realized it's been 7 months now and we're still here. Damn.
>>568481423The game must have been an industry plant or some shit because I've never once got recommended a single video before or after the game's launch. Seriously, it just came and went without any fanfare. Something's wrong when shills aren't shilling. Fake game.
>>568481536
>>568481536Here's to 7 more.
>>568481702Calling E33 a plant is a really retarded thing to say. Especially when actual plants like Mixtape exist.
I feel schizo saying it out loud, but am I the only one who finds it funny that the developers clearly went enormously out of their way to limit Robert/the Players 'competition'? Every male character in the cast is highly unattractive/flawed or otherwise presented as incompatible for normal straight romance. Yet all of the female characters are super hot in one way or another. Perhaps the only real exception is Punch Up, who is a short king and canonically is/has fucked Coupe. And Waterboy if you're into stuttering shy super tall twinks.
>>568482072What do you mean? Golem is the hottest character in the game
>>568482072>Every male character in the cast is highly unattractive/flawed or otherwise presented as incompatible for normal straight romanceHow dare you
>>568482072Are you conveniently forgetting Flambae?
>>568482072Originally there was supposed to be some K Pop hero named Winter that would serve as a love rival but they dropped it. There's unused audio where Blazer is calling him hot when she's introducing the Z Team.
>>568476696>>568478720based queen forcing other rich fucks to eat fast or starve just because she could.
>>568482072Royd exists too
>>568481536AND WE WILL HAVE SEVEN MORE
>>568481702it's the raid shadow legends of GOTYsI too have had ZERO interaction with the game, no video recommendations, no threads that actually talked about gameplay or story, nobody on social media talked about the game instead of just the general existence of it along with some empty meaningless praise, and now it's completely gone from the public's memory. hell, I still see talk of hollow knight and silksong or a video on youtube about astro bot (usually a cameo of the character of whatever thing I'm watching but still).it's certainly not the first game to be given massive hollow praise but for it to be a GOTY is just weird. astro bot looked bland but it still had the bare minimum in 3d platforming plus fan service with all the cameos. vampire survivors is pure ass but you still see copies of it constantly. just so strange, who was behind that game anyways?>>568481974there can be different levels of plants, some go farther than others>>568482072half of this is because you're a guy so I'm sure it's harder to tell and half because women are into some shit. punch up and waterboy function, sonar's animal appearance is surface level and women also see him as attractive in a sort of pathetic way like waterboy from what I've seen, straight women are 100% into flambae just look at some romantic fan works and you can absolutely tell the self insert is meant to be a woman (plus there's numerous fags in games that woman jerk off to judging from popular media, they won't say it out loud but they will freely ignore sexuality for gooning)also if we're going off actions and personality then wouldn't every villain be unattractive? if not then the team is more than enough for everyone but golem to be sexualized.
>>568483012I just can’t picture his voice actor (Charlie or whatever) doing gay stuff.
>>568483064Flambae is 1000% ultra gay, which I think even helps to underscore how far the devs went to eliminate straight-romance competition (or, I suspect, eliminate any potential plot-hole type questions of why Robert is instantly in the sights of Blazer/Courtney/Malevola (who has a clear crush on him)). He becomes the default choice from pure lack of competition, even for the homo-shippers.The sole real exception is possibly Royd, who is presented as going extremely far out of his way to be a bro and utterly uninterested in office romance. He's also like 8 feet tall and would probably tear the female cast in half trying to fuck them.
Flambae would have been a very easy romance option to implement. Same with Waterboy and Phenomaman. Malevola is a no brainer. We should have had three males, three females, to romance. Having just two was a recipe for starting a waifu war. I would not be surprised if it was intentional.
>>568482072Based Niggerman. He's spiritually a Truecel. He understands that guys like Robert can only score when there is no other competition.
>>568483012Certified pussy slayer
>>568483384It is also weird how you never encounter the porn of E33, unless you specifically search for it. That's not how real games function, like it or not eventually you'll get exposed to the porn of a game that people actually play.
>>568483384>in a sort of pathetic way like waterboy from what I've seen):
>>568483384It's not that hard to understand, E33 is a single player game that doesn't have the same amount of replayability as something like silksong or hollow knight. Once people are finished with the game they're done with it. The exact same is true of dispatch, you personally just don't realize it because you're still here
>>568483384The vast majority of gay shit is written by straight women. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.
>>568484390Which is a shame when straight women don’t (and never will) know what gay men want.
>>568484150I also think that E33 suffers tremendously from its own success. Its plot and central theme is so good, a very rare example of a video game that genuinely has something to say. I think that the biggest issue is that for a lot of people the secret underlying plot focusing on coming to terms with confronting trauma and not just hiding away into escapism hits a little too close to home for a lot of people. It also comes very very late into the game, as a huge curve ball. Something like that is probably a big part of why. Or it was just too good of a game and didn't generate any controversy so it couldn't sustain an autistic fan base.
My gay friend couldn’t tolerate Heated Rivalry because “this is what a woman envisions gay sex to be like” and I lol’d
>>568485146The first half where all they did was fuck one another and studiously avoided discussing anything resembling feelings seemed pretty realistic to me. If he meant the second half that started turning into a real life boys love story then sure, it strayed a little.
>>568483384I’m not gonna pretend E33 is bad just because you live under a rock
>>568485146>Based on Game Changers by Rachel ReidNo fucking wonder.Also I loled at the fact that Jacob Tierney, the director who is actually gay has HIV. Pottery.
>>568486069The blonde guy is dating the other guy on the show (not the main love interest), who is also gay, but they have an age gap (“he is 25 you sick fuck!!”), and this was enough for the fans to accuse him of being a pedophile (they apparently didn’t look up what pedophilia means) and a groomer (just lol), since he wasn’t their preferred ship (one of the two actors isn’t even gay I believe). He deleted his social media after that due to threats on his life. Fujos/women are surreal devils.
>>568484005this, seen too many literally whos from niche games and only seen ONE image for an e33 character.
>>568474352Verso just radiates such Bull energy that he doesn't need more.
>>568483384
Pedophilia is when you go after someone under the age of thirty :)
>>568489279It cancels out because Visi raped Robert
Robert is not a groomer shut up
>>568491862What’s with the sudden influx of aquatic Flambae artwork. I don’t think his powers would work underwater.
>>568493634It's just another popular AU or scenario fanfic artists and writers like to use. Imagining their favorite characters and pairings as mythological creatures like Mermaids, Angels, Demons, etc.
>>568482072>I feel schizo saying it out loud, but am I the only one who finds it funny that the developers clearly went enormously out of their way to limit Robert/the Players 'competition'?>>568483465>Flambae is 1000% ultra gay, which I think even helps to underscore how far the devs went to eliminate straight-romance competitionTo be fair, the writers and devs did come very close in introducting "competition" to Robert. That character being Winter. Although he was scrapped in development for whatever reason, thankfully. Still technically exists just isn't a part of Z-team. And they do seem rather interested in reintroducing Winter for season 2. >>568296421
>>568490765It's always the ones you least expect
>>568490765I wish Robert would groom me…
>>568492916Who keeps shrinking them??
>>568296421>incredibly attractive>is a 6/10 at bestis this what white women like or is it an in game perspective only thing like robert's "dad bod"
>>568496181Maybe it's a bit of both? Or perhaps it's who Nick and Pierre consider to be incredibly attractive when they envisioned the character.
I’ve heard allegations that Robert has a small pp. I think he should get ahead of these rumors by pulling it out and proving everyone wrong.
>>568496024Perhaps a workplace colleague who has shrinking powers?
>>568496885Courtney stop trying to get Robert to show his dick
>>568496885>t. Visi
In s2 the z-team will be shrunk down and stuffed into a cage.
>>568500816Did they try setting it to wumbo?
For the record Mandy considers Robert's penis size to be perfectly acceptable AND the big ones intimidate her
>>568500997Anon, I don't think wumbo is a real word.
>>568467973
>>568501193I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, we, wumbo. It’s third grade, Robert
>>568503259Anon, I'm sorry I doubted you.
fuckers fired me casue i wastn at work for a few days not my fuckin fault i was in the hospital. but now im jobless gotta save money back to drinkin hand sanitizer thank god i have plenty of it from the covid times. tastes like shit but at least i can get drunk on it and thas all i want from lifegoood nigjht sdn i love u bros <33
>>568505582bro
>>568505582Jesus Fucking Christ
Aggressively rough sex with hot black ladies.
>>568505582Visiholic wtf. Don't do that man.. at least start with cough syrup first or something.
>>568505582Uh huh, I think I’m just gonna leave this here.https://youtu.be/iEwj1xvYYBQ?si=ZHDkLp7LMRr_58dA
>>568505582whatever makes you happy, visiholicyou may not live a long life but it'll be a fulfilling one I'm sure. good night!
>>568505582uh dude wtf
>>568505582Can someone PLEASE get that man something to drink that isn't going to outright kill him faster...
I require happy thoughts. FUJO. Post something happy.
>>568510064Look, it’s season 2!
>>568510064WHERE??
>>568510871
>>568510064NO!DEATH AND SADNESS FOREVER!
>>568510064
>>568512328No. You’re supposed to be angry.
prayers for Visiholic
>>568505083Can flambae dance
Has Courtney ever kissed a girl before?
>>568514820He thinks he can.
>>568515686Just look at her. Tell me if someone like Invisigal wouldn't have in her life.
>>568517234It’s honestly hard to tell with how obsessed she is with Robert pp
>>568517612I suppose but take Robert out of the picture and imagine her life beforehand. I wouldn't be shocked if she did it simply out of curiosity.
>>568517612isn't he eating her out here though
>>568517884I think she stuck with her fingers until Robert showed up
>>568518096Robert’s in the muff
>>568518153Courtney... I...
>>568396398Watch it be perfectly fine. Except for the animation.
My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself.
>>568520015>
squishy cheeks
I want to be Courtney’s deodorant so bad
I want to be Robert’s deodorant so bad
I want Galen to put on deodorant so bad
>>568525083kek
My tongue = Courtney’s deodorant stick
>>568528992those teams aren't fairWhoever has Chase is easily going to win
You’re all quite somber and quiet tonight
>>568534518
>>568544172what is sonar's favorite anime
>>568544367Highschool DxD
>>568546319night BBfren
>>568546319g'night
>>568546319I love you too.
>>568557052not him but no u
When I was a kid I had a cousin that everyone else in my family pointed to and warned me not grow up and become just like him. Now all my cousins point at me and tell their kids to not grow up like me.
>>568557887fucking RIP, sorry about that dude
>>568557887well you play an important role in your family and social landscape, a warning for the youth so that they don't end up like this. someone has to do it, people have to have a point of reference.
>>568560008Good morning, and goodnight. Zzz…
nighty night SDN
>>568562713good night
>>568557887Well at least you set an example?
>>568520384>Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
>>568528992>Waterboy could never be ballin'
>>568542187AdHoc PLEASE. Why can't you be cultured and let us have our harem ending. Cowards!
>>568544367>>568544435>yuge fuckin' amine tiddiesNah, it's definitely Eiken.
Niggerman hereThere will be a cuckoldry subplot in season 2
Season 2 is not happening sorry
>>568573487Imagine the state of things if that actually happened
>>568573487Well, at least we have the season 2 confirmation...
>>568582247
I am hibernating. Don’t disturb me. I don’t care if the thread is about to die. You will not disturb me. So sleepy.
>>568585086We're not paying you to sleep on the job
>>568585086Fujo…
>>568585749Wait... he gets paid? Wtf I've been doing all these months?
>>568586206he gets paid in fujobucks
fujo is asleeppost invisimechs
>>568586707I refuse
Someone else make the next thread I'm busy
>>568586707
He-hehe funni sex number.
So long friends.
Invisimech OP let’s goooo
>>568590615>>568590615>>568590615
>>568590058>no nose ring>no augments who is that supposed to be
