>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>567927281
i like this one
this was the only thread with a reply. anon singlehandedly saved this thread.
I want to finish Shadow of the Erdtree sometime
>3 entire threadsRetardsShould have left it dead for a day so we can clear out some threadshitters and reboot
It was taking forever we literally did it simultaneously
>>568049590Let's start with you whinny threadcuck
Malenia
>>568049649I had to redo the catchpa like 3 times
>>568049758>immediately felt attacked>”whinny”Proved the point + seething ESLjeet award
>>568049861ugly as fuck
>>568051574so basically a girl that looks like that broke your heart anon? it's ok little guy
>>568051189>killed the thread award
>>568051747she literally has syphilis on her face you stupid projecting troon
>>568051574gay
>>568053773Your gay little thread was never going anywhere don’t kid yourself threadshitter
>>568054010the face structure is completely unaltered, you are too hung up on abstract concepts of beauty to see the reality of something in front of you, it's why you never feel a connection with anyone in your life either
>>568054706>>568054137still has syphilis on her face. thus unsightly and ugly. get the cum out of your eyes deluded porn addict.
>>568054706>high on the smell of your own farts: the post
>>568055581I literally and unironically do not consume any type of pornography >>568055761soulless deeply unhappy fingers type this type of post
>>568056619>>568051189
Bump
>Paired with rude shitheads who refuse to either follow my pings or make their own>Manage to do well anyways [level 15, good weapons, Ninvaders killed]>Smash EZ boss>Still feel hollowGod I hate it when people are shitheads who can't work together. Cheesing Ninvaders is so fucking cancer. Still, they ate tons of shit when we weren't grouped up so that's a nice feeling desu
this is the new on topic threadeldie ring
qrd on deleted
gg morgott invasion at castle basementgg closing the wrong thread
>>568072338I was trying to talk sense into some people with suicidal empathy about mass migration, futile effort will not do again.
uhhh other thread locked sogg magical girl raiderinsane 800 damage charged comets, hope from doesn't nerf this in the anni patchthanks for the loot
>>568072425Thought I had full HP negation on the scholar rapier, sloppy game to end the challenge on, but oh well, wins a win.
Our thread wasn’t deleted. It was “closed”. It’s still there in the catalog. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen this happen on this board. I didn’t even know they could do that. Does anyone know if those get reopened eventually, or…?
>>568072445gg magical erg girlthank you for giving us joy and whimsy in these trying times
erg is closed...
all started with a ritual terr's shitpost btw
>>568072559post count is going down rapidly. seems they’re going through the thread and deleting stuff. someone must have spammed report like crazy
>>568072559I've seen threads closed on other boards. In my experience, they typically keep it closed while the janny goes over offending posts, doling out punishments to the posters. And then either 404s the thread when they're done, or lets it age out. I've never seen a thread reopen.
>>568072425>>568072445>no sixth sense
Dragonchads wonned
I guess that wasn't the thread to be in after all...
>>568072838>>568072745>>568072715>>568072559It’s open again. Move back over.
>>568072890What if I don't want to
remember when we were at the church of vows?
>>568077392This
Is it wrong to change character when playing with /erg/ I see some people only play easy mode characters like ironeye...
for free
>>568110018It's mosti mportant to have fun, so when an anon has a lot of fun playing ironeye what's wrong with that? Just play what you want and stop worrying about what others do so long as they're not cheating, it's not like ironeye trivializes the game
How does Dark Souls 3 hold up after Elden Ring?
Our girl is live!https://www.youtube.com/live/9YLf-d3GuIU?si=Av4Eluji8OIBIob3
>>568110613it feels like the arcade version of elden ring
>>568110727He sounds incredibly fat
>>568111138>>568110727>fat tranny club presidentfits right in with lardboard and trish
>>568110613Dark Souls 3>Isamu Okano and Yui Tanimura are co-directors in Dark Souls III>"If Dark Souls was the story of killing a god, Dark Souls III will be the story of killing a lord." >DaS3's theme is "closure" (he likens it to the a beautiful decay/ the setting of the sun)>He feels more experienced with PS4 after the release of Bloodborne (later released DS3, Sekiro, ER, Nightreign for PS4)>Miyazaki mentioned the "numbers of maps would be fewer" than DkS2, but "the scale of each map is bigger.". Quality over quantity >Miyazaki greatly appreciated Tanimura (DS2) collaborating with him on Dark Souls 3>Miyazaki also said he hopes to avoid "stereotypical" boss fights in the third Dark Souls game. "I'm aware there are some boss designs that get a bad reputation from some of the fans out there," he said. "I'm aware of that.">Miyazaki said that it wasn't his choice to work on Dark Souls II as supervisor, it was not his will to direct Bloodborne, and it is also not his will to work on Dark Souls III. That's not to say that he didn't like to work on those games>Miyazaki said that his choice of project has been out of his hands since the original Dark Souls>Dark Souls 3 is the last game that started development before he became president>Miyazaki feels deeply unworthy of the comparison to Nintendo and The Legend of Zelda>Painted World of Ariandel (DLC1), Miyazaki wanted to create an expansive, open field Dark Souls game>Ringed City is a journey and was the beginning of Miyazaki's open world because it contains several huge open sections
>>568111138>>568111292Zullie is a girl and she is not fat
gg wyldjeet gang
>>568111849Zullie is a fat 35 year old man I think
>whiff a phantom parry>bird gets up and does the weirdest dash attack from a sitting start>lose my 6000 senses and lifeSo uncool and lame. I’m such a bad wyldcuck
gg I should've used the ghostflame explosion instead, this shit didn't bleed the birds quickly enoughpls no more balanciagas today
>>568112209cucks shouldn't play Wylder and falseflag tbqh
Whips > axes soft confirmation btw
>>568112209>3 wyldsaars>0 6th senseshumiliation ritual... they are so pathetic
>>568112379Got his faggot maggot ass there
>>568113368Stupid retard idiot head
Can we please not trigger Devil again?
having a happy day and I even got ice cream
gg hot doggies! I love colossals on Undercaker.
trish I think ur taker build is top notch
love trishh, love the golden order
>>568115176thank you! dual spears was a classic in base game they nerfed them like 4 times
>>568115040you are a 40 year old brown man from bangladesh, stop posting like you are a 12 year old girl
>>568115617none of that is correct whatsoever!
>>568115040>>568115719Just ignore him ryaposter we all love you here!
>>568115120Cringe post
Invader PoIs determine invader spawn location based on which one is closest to the blue player's XY coordinates when the spawn is triggeredFor fort basements the blue player should always be the one to walk into the tunnel. If another player walks in and the blue player is just outside the tunnel it will trigger a roof spawnFor swamps the blue player should be above ground near where they spawn on the surface and one of the other two players goes in to trigger the spawn, then all 3 players can get on the roof and fight them without riffraff or swamp juice
>>568116648Excuse you, young man, that was a good game where I didn't go down during the nightlord fight at all. It was a nice performance from a D tier.
>>568116734Okay. and please stop attacking my bewitching branched pokemon
>>568116648>>568115617>>568111292Bodied that freak nicely done
6 days until nightreign not won and erg dead
The real reason they killed nightreign was all the negative reviews on the dlc from filtered redditors.
>>568116834you're eldritch tier doebeit
>wake up next Friday>ed heolstor shadow droppedI would be so happy and smile so hard and everyone would unblock me and we’d have lots of fun!
>>568118583im not unblocking you trish
1/3 for thirty minutes i give up im the blocked
>>568118773naam?
>>568118982terr
gg least infuriating no damage neg at full HP undertaker run
Let's all appreciate Trish
the other day I branched one of the castle sodliers and the trolls started aiming their pots at him instead of us. also I want to try doing this to someones dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHuOTedqH2odoes er pvp turn people crazy?
gg worm, i dunno what the trick to the pustules is, I killed three of them and the explosion still went off, thought it was supposed to stagger faster when you break them.
>>568119991Holy shit is this terr? Big fan dude!
...
>>568120452Stop posting.
Ongbal should do er PVPimagine his talent in pvp
>>568119623*unzips*
>>568117058you kept track of the score there well done
>>568119623>>568119348tsmt
Long time browser since /dsg/ in 2011. How active is the queue here? I've been 9999 in public games for quite a long time now (pre DLC) and only de-ranked to 4 once during a bad day months ago. Now days pub games have too many chinese players (they're not even cheating usually, just super laggy) and I'd like to play with... anyone else... except russians and indians.I only have poopmask blocked for pulling out curse daggers in fight clubs.Can I play with you all?
Silkreign part 9
>>568121947It's somewhat active.>Can I play with you all?Yes.
>>568121947Go back to your dead shithole maggot faggot /dee ess jeet/
>>568121947Name?
>Devil still seething
curse this keklord
>>568121989Based. Just reached widow in my steel soul run in case you asked
>>568115489i'll appreciate YOU buddy
>>568123219actually one of the worst lobbies i can think of, good lord
>>568123219actually one of the most blessed lobbies of heaven that will end the cali yuga.
>find bloodflame blade and startfists in the first two churches we hitpeak.
>>568123219gg! Cozy game full of ult spam and poking. I made a spear build inspired by Goddesscaker Trish. >>568123321Now now, don't be upset that you didn't get to sit next to me and trish.
>>568123678ggs interesting run
Sorry raider you are a hero but i dont touch the worm
same
>>568123478*extend the jeeti pooga by an extra 100k years
gg, nice slopperino. crazy early marais findzane you should have killed yourself to make a corpse with 3 marais, would have been crazy for whoever finds it
>>568120780>misusing the memeRetard
>>568124612I really thought about it.I was gonna do it outside the night 2 circle since that's where people normally do it then realized too late how troll it would be to give someone 3 grafted at the end of their run
>>568110727>1200 (one thousand and two hundred) grown ass men watching a fat grown ass man pretending to be a woman with the most disgustingly forced """"feminine"""" voice play a mediocre outdated game
>>568123282post your feet trish
>>568122171terr
>>568117540>>568119623good posts and images you should do it to mine>>568121947cringe archive jeet post
>>568125107I'm sure everyone thinks you're really cool for seething about trannies 24/7.
fc?
>>568125118post your favorite nightfarer build ifrst
>>568125107You seem upset
>>568123282milady
>>568125107she wonned und du losted quite frankly
>>568124612You can’t phantom legendary items
>>568125678Why?
>>568125107replies prove you hit the nail on the head
>>568125717Because the game doesn’t allow it
>>568125385hello hru anony>>568122348If Greg used glasse in which eye sockets would he put them on? he has like 4 pairs
>>568125914Why?
depth 4??? KEK
>>568125316bronze level trainee balancer duchess main
>>568126009Because the games code doesn’t allow it to happen>>568126102It’s your fault fucking smurfer
>>568126108oh okay but i cant post my feetsies
>>568126623Can you post your beautiful trans queen voice for us?
@trish and trishsimpscan you start using trips so I can filter your posts?
>>568127039It would be hard for me to trip because I am currently sitting
what we really need is onlywaifu ranni joi
>>568126008horny
>>568125107So they should watch you instead? Is that what you are implying? Get a grip
>>568127964>defending tranniesLet me guess, you main Wylder
gg greg, thanks for buying my 3rd straight sword, managed to see literally zero that game outside of a grey straight sword from a wandering noble and the two I got from the shop.
poverty for me, gg
where is the pvp? teh builds? webm? wherre are our griefer dukes and counts all
gg greg lord some nice loot>>568128147I was wondering what your pinging was about
>>568127690https://youtu.be/OHMhVN3ofOM?si=Ui8dgGf0pJs3QSJo
>>568127690gross
>>568128371we have all seen this video before.
Immediate 3/3 and then back to 1/3 after 2 seconds. Blocked…
>>568128792samed*vil has every sub A-tier blocked
>>568128371That is disgusting
gg mystery heolsterwas dreading adel
>>568128886you're thinking of sludge thoughbeit
>>568129060I bought 2 stacks of dragonwound grease thinking it was adel
>>568126623just rickroll me next time wtf
I wouldnt' mind doing gaols if it weren't because you'd have a melty everytime someone didn't something you didn't like when you were sissy streaking. Like when I went to do a single crucible on my own and you called me a retard and blocked me even though we had already won
>i wouldn't not mind not doing gaols if it weren't not because you wouldn't not have a melty every time someone didn't not do something you didn't not like when you weren't not sissy streaking. like when i didn't not go to do not even a single crucible not on my own and you didn't not call me not a retard and didn't not block me even though we hadn't not already not won.
>>568127964>defending tranniesLet me guess, you main Executor (canonical skirt wearing troon)
>>568129390stupid griefer>>568129887genius god gamer
>>568129390pardun?
i love when my video game thread turns into fat brown men trying to make other men goon
>>568130131the future is female; thank you miyazaki
>>568129390Strange post. I was just marking gaols not having a melty
That was embarrassing from you two
why did you revive him reee
>>568130587please spill the tea ...
nt cold dogs I wanted to do the north great church when we spawned since it was next to the church and the spirit tree to the invader camp sorry if that was confusing
>>568131669bro is this ai
>>568131035Trash and elf thought I was griefing for doing evergaols even though I went to every boss bar one. I went down once in the run to dogs and they wouldn’t revive me
>>568128125Terrjeet>>568129930Devilcuck
>>568132337even doe i revived you when the dogs reconverged
>>568132337:0
>>568132783Even though I recorded it
trash being based for once???
based fuck gaol niggers
you guys got a thick fucking skull. Gaols are NOT worth it unless it's super free, you gain more damage following a standard route and getting passives
>>568129390>trash posting mid runyou gotta stop
gg bugs
gg regular bugs sorry for lagging behind on day 2 bastard red wolf sniped me while i was getting my runes
>>568133110fuck off nigger I can post something in like 3 seconds and I only do it on downtimes. Go stop all the people that text and drive
>>568130587>>568132337Kinda cringe on their part if true
>>568133231texting while driving is illegal but you wouldn't know because you're underaged and can't drive
Ggs unblocked A/S tiers
>>568132337Trish griefing sludge again. What a dogshit person. We should all block him
>>568133494Block my gock faggot
>>568133487gg holy dog
>Trish and Sludge fighting
>>568133494it must be fake, trish would never do something like not revive someone during a boss for not following his routing otherwise he'd have to admit practice was right
anons told me jails were shit and ever since then it has been true and i cry every time the pingmaster wants to take me to the jail to get poop loot and waste three minutes of our blessed kshatriya randoQ run time
Sludge is so rude, he's playing like a total chungus now that he's done with his streak but he used to melty every time someone did something similar
>>568133149Was it an actual red wolf (red this time) or the standard Ginger/orange red wolf?
>>568133487>>568133632gg! No full HP negation, no problem. Click attack as fast as you can before your problems become big problems. >Devil hit us with WonderfulWow, first Practice, now Devil, I'm blessed
>>568133660
>>568133679Funny how the schizos spent like 4 hours arguing about devil's supposedly illegal relics but if I bring up the practice griefing I get shut down
>>568133589things I would never be caught doing
>>568134056because practice was rightif duofags and gaolcucks want to play by themselves then they shouldn't complain when they're left alone
>>568134215Im not gonna make an effort to make an actual response becauese we all know these type of comments are just bad faith threadshitting, just suck my gock
Okay not going to post the whole but I got some good info the last time I posted this stuff and it's been about a week for me to get some thoughts together.---Hornsent and Shaman are rewrites, they are Empyeans - AKA the Numen. Hornsent file ID calls them EmpyreansMarika is a Numen. All Numen are women for some reason. Marika can turn into a man. She is a decedent of this culture.Marika betrayed these people, quite literally building her kingdom upon its ruins.Omens and Nox are decedents of this culture. Omens are constantly evolving/growing spiraling horns and can become giant.This is why Omen and Nox are hunted and hated and why royal Omens are born. Everyone already IS an Omen, because Omens are decedents of the Empyrean.It's mentioned that Marika only became immortal after ruling the Lands Between - she never worshiped the Greater Will, simply one aspect of it. Japanese thing.Nox-Numen Women assassinated Godwyn the Golden as revenge and because he was loyal to the Golden Order and his mother.The Empyrean arriving would have set much of the land on fire, basically being crashing stone meteors powered by gravity magic.People/Things arriving from space in a cataclysmic event has happened multiple times, the Empyeans were simply the most recent.The crash itself was accidental and many Numen were killed and many Arks were lost.The Numen, before Marika, were a godless people. They were master of biology and the magic of it.The Godslayer Greatsword is uncoiling DNA. The Sacred Relic Sword is made from a dead god and is coiling DNA, The Fingerslayer blade is born of a corpse and is also coiling DNA. DNA is everywhere.------Need one more post to finish this off. Still not sure where the skin priests, the gloam eyed queen and all these other elements fit together.
>>568130131True>>568132491Not devil
>>568134904silence threadshitter
>>568134904Numen/Empyrean magic is just DNA Magic. That's why it spirals. That's why omen horns spiral. The spiral is literally everywhere.Marika betrayed her people, The Empyrean, a culture dedicated to seeding life and evolving.Her betrayals are multiple, birth is restricted. People are made golden and do not change, for better or worse. She follows a god when her culture was basically The Thing. She had the stars locked away when that's where her people come from.Marika was trying to make HER utopia and almost succeeded - yet Godwyn was murdered by the people she betrayed.Silver Tears are just another example of this ancient space faring DNA magic, through a Nox lens.Is the Lands Between itself The Crucible, instead of some single object?Why are the Numen said to be women?If the Gloam-Eyed Queen is an Empyrean then are their other cultures that Marika betrayed?Placidusax waits outside of time in his Doomed Farum Azula. Was it the Empyrean's crash landing on the Lands Between with their Stone Coffins/Arks that destroyed them or some other event?I personally don't think it matters. Placidusax exists to show that there were ancient Elden Lords who ruled The Lands Between, with a kingdom ruined by things falling from space.We see a timeless Placidusax, still wounded, unable to turn back time. Neither could his god.The Astels/Falling Star Beasts, The Empyreans, are there any other examples of things/people coming from space/the ether?----
>>568133660Neither of them are kino enough to be Big H. Both can definitely be Cucklin.>>568134904Good post. Saved and noted.
Maybe I was being hard on elf I do think they were holding back since I was one bar and it’s not hard to revive that as wylder but they did revive me as it reformed. Trish is clearly a massive cunt as per usual and admitting it in thread
>>568135281>>568133761
>>568134316Eww you have a penis?
>>568135535All the girls here have a gock (girl gock)
>>568135281Remember when I went to solo a crucible and you called me a retard and blocked me or when we lost against death knights and you gave me shit for like 4 days even though it wasn't even my fault? Go fuck yourself hard cynical mf
>>568135380kys x blockedYou’ll never do the 100 streak solo trash because you’re shit
>>568128371argentina transxisters are so valid
>>568135214It would follow that all the endings are simply aspects of the Empyrean people. Ranni is the Nox, Dung Eater is this Empyrean proto culture that Marika betrayed, Gold Mask is a loyalist of the golden order itself, Fia being loyal to Godwyn even after death...Dung Eater = Everyone is already an omen silly.Godmask = The Golden Order isn't good, it's golden.Ranni = Space isn't a safe space to be and all you've done is delay the inevitable.Fia = Being undead kinda sucks and no one really wants to be a skeleton.
meta slaves will look at this and say "shit loot" with a straight face
>>568135698>>568135691
>>568135281
what is it about an alpha female like trish that sends anons into melty spirals?
>>568136128I don't know what he's so angry about, we won and he was only dead like 20 seconds, what a diva
forgive trish today.
Notice how he doesn't respond to him being a shit person because it would destroy his little thread narrative. Also he was literally griefing with the gaols he wanted to do like 5 back to back day 2 not even helping with the field bosses
>>568135698>>568135281Good job triggering the trishtroon sludge we all love you and want you as our thread queen
>>568136468>>568135281move on its just a video game
>>568136468so because he didn't follow your route it's ok to grief him?was practice right?
>>568136624He started. And they do it on purpose just to sic the threadschizos on me.
>trish giving sludge shit for actually griefing and admitting to it>doesn’t see the irony from the whole practice thing he’s whined about for months
>>568136652I'm not gonna respond, we've gone trough that conversation a lot, you guys already know what happened, here's your (You)
>>568136854You can read the archive even to know my thoughts on the matter
daily trash humiliation ritual
>>568136243I forgave themUnfortunately 2 minutes later I received new reasons to hate them
>>568137168You were dead like 10 seconds, stop crying you literal bitch
>>568137257nta+kys
All this melty because he jobbed and he was dead like 8 seconds
>>568137257>trishjeeta already melting down
Gonna block trish so this doesn’t happen to me
>>568137674Strange how everytime someone says that I keep seeing the same people in queue
Sludge is a better player so I’m more inclined to believe her
>>568137674Block me too
trish is a good teammate, honestly if you are having issues with her in game that's probably because you play like an asshole and other people let you get away with it
>>568138014Yeah. They only wanted to do gaols + they shit talk me all the time even though I was only nice to them
Jeenine and the Brazilian at Mt Gelmir
>>568138108also it wasn't even an issue, we are in the middle of fighthing dogs, he dies, and elf takes like 10 seconds to revive him. That warrants a melty? damn
>>568138014Simpo has arrived
>>568136128Her powerful pheromones turns all the males into frenzied beasts...
"Arcane increased for each great enemy defeated at a Ruin" is actually really goodIf you're using a poison or bloody weapon it's 3% damage per ruin, 6% if it's a two boss ruin, not including the arcane bonus to status buildup. It's like gaols but faster and you get real loot
I finally learned all the locations of the chests in the forge village so yeah I might be wasting a little time there but it's still faster than going to mines assuming no one else needs a stone plus I find purps there all the time
>>568138313>why aren’t people ok when I grief them
>>568138489the only chest I know of is the tall one next to the bridge. do you have a map of the others?
>>568138616I had the dog on me 90% of the time and I'm recluse
>>568138616>I fucked up, why aren't people fixing my mistake fast enough? I'm going to shit talk them publicly
>trishjeet and simpojeet shitting up in the thread in tandem>againso lame...
Trashpo are so lame and cringy
>>568139150>>568139010mindbroken
>>568138691>>568130639
>>568139345Sludge can you stop crying, it really wasn't a big deal, I even helped you with a bunch of gaols day 1
>>568139210Ironic coming from you
>>568138448Except there is always a wyldsaar dipping into your bleed buildup instead of just doing their own damage.
>>568135884>>568135196>>568134904Keep talking and exposing this thread improver
>>568139476>can you stop crying and be happy I griefed you
sludge might actually be too powerful... i can't believe what i'm seeing
what did i even do to warrant that behavior this time, i just don't want to be invested then gets told off the minutes after it feels bad
Did you know the Siofora River was going to be on the mountain top of giants? It fits perfect and explains the "No true sky" line and the placement of various enemies and the stone uses the snow stone texture.Made dragonmen, along with all the nox, can no longer reach the stars. They are blocked from the true sky. Remember the Ranni ending. People travel through space all the time in this setting before Marika put a stop to it.
>>568138685Basically there's one per wall segment, and one guaranteed on the ground. Just run along them until you find one. There's a staircase up to the highest wall at the end of single boss ones, and a ramp-shaped crumbled wall to get onto the lowest wall from there. I don't have them all memorized but I know for example it's never in the main archery tower after the boss.
>>568139815stop spreading misinfo
>>568139672He's throwing a fit for nothing just to sic the threadschizos on me, petty
>>568139662I think it was more grief-y the fact you didn't even help day 2 than us taking 10 seconds extra to revive your jobbing ass
whew that was a long one I shoulda brought more starlight shards
ty for scarping me up from the floor multiple times both of you>>568140264
>>568140014
>>568140006You can literally copy/paste it and it fits perfect on the map. This isn't an opinion, this is facts. It's an objectively moved area. Fucking flat earthers.
Apreciemos todos a Trish
>devilsaarjeetskeet webming his teammate dyingso lame and weird...but that's to be expected from someone so brown
>>568140264>>568140391gg it was pretty annoying how he kept tping away
>>568136854>I'm not gonna respondBecause you have no defense.>they didn't do exactly what I wanted so I'm going to grief the runEveryone should block you.
>>568140684Leave her alone!
>>568140117Well played sirs
Elden Ring's story was retconned and the DLC was turned into an online game and these are the kinds of conversations we get because of it. I'm still upset about that. Used to be people talked about lore all the time before it was turned into a multiplayer rogue like.
>>568140684No I already defended myself, your type loves to archivefag so go read the archive chud
>>568140117>troon box humiliation ritualmany such cases
>>568140443you are insane. this is unbelievable
>>568140980Xhe had a total crashout on the Discord the other day because someone used the word "aggro". What a weirdo.
>>568139449I'm still a bit nervous since I'm new playing with ya'll. GG.
>>568140572He is a confirmed pakistani so you're not wrong.
>>568140425Boomer jeets are so funny man>>568139815Keep spreading valuable info
I like nine box
>>568141484Why? You are better than trish
https://x.com/i/status/2058196707041808650I have literally never seen this before wtf
>>568141484The Wylder you were playing with is a known relic cheater here, just fyi.
>>568138448the password isn't ready for this meta yet
>>568141645Thank you. There are picture you can find lining the two up - it used to be a nox area that from what I can tell was supposed to lead to an invisible Nox place. It also ties the Nox and the Omens together with the Regal Ancestors. This would make sense if they all sprouted from the same Empyrean proto-culture.It also explains how Radahn can get so damn big. We literally see a giant empyrean with horns all over, Radahn just doesn't have horns. He has the girth however and while I'm sure the size of bosses is played up for gameplay reasons in lore he is described as a big boy and needing gravity magic to ride his horse.
>>568139662How can you complain so much I didn't help you instantly (I always try to get you up even when you've been constantly 3 barring these last few days, Idk why you can't consider that) when you didn't help all of day 2 gaolgriefing, so selfish lol. If you routed we would've only done gaols. The fact me and elf dealt with it was just luck. The funniest part is you used to get so angry when somebody threw your run, and now you do things like this constantly
Just spotted a flying freak???? Which one of you sent him there?!?!?!?
>>568141323Starting to think that y'all are a bunch of schizos. Last thread we just had Devil sperg out and now Trish, at least these two are very similar in how they seem to have a seizure every thread.
>>568139449level 14 night 1? was it beast rev?
>>568142050this is the work of an enemy stand
>>568142408>sludge saying he showed up to every boss>it was just to collect the loot orb after it already diedwhy are you in a depths 4 game
>>568142408>depth 4
>>568142737Ikr dude's a fucking liar plus he has the nerve to complain I didn't pick him up instantly lol
guys let's make playing souls games into our entire personality
>>568142578Xhe was Warth of Gold iirc
>>568142408why are you depth 4
>>568142465Fucking kekExecucks are so lame…
>>568143150Idk someone was depth 4
>>568141484You did well.
lmao zorban is having a melty on stream
>>568142408Sludgejeetas? the narrative?
>>568142519>y'allpipe down jamal
we need a melty tierlist
>>568143357i checked and he's not live
sludejeeta bickering with other troons and caught lying again. So lame and cringe.
>>568142408Seems like you two intentionally avoided them too
>>568143737It was two versus one, we don't run gaol relic and the rewards are shit, sludge
How can I get a gf like this?
>>568143150She likes to artificially inflate her streak by deranking to lower deaths
>>568143737it's not like a church where you grab one as you walk by retard
>>568143303Thats not how it works, it averages the depth level between the 3 of you to set the game depth Ie, either one of you was super low or both you and sludge were depth 4 or lower
>>568142408Looking at the times it seems Sludge did his gaols alone and carried you two
>>568143920Probably someone dropped to 1 or osmething then because im always d5 9999
>>568143856You have to not be brown sorry terrcuck
>>568144032Don't randomly call people terr weirdo
>>568143830In fairness it’s not like he went half way across the map to do them. What was the issue with doing those gaols he done?
>>568143989Don't talk about yourself sludgejeeta, you petty sl*t
>>568144129Standard mo around here cry about it
>>568144140>didn't help all run just to benefit himself>cries when I didn't revive xher in 0.5 secondsCan't you see the irony
>>568144129Don't reply to deviljeet he has a brown complex for being brown himself.
>>568144415Don't randomly call people Devil weirdo
Seems like sludge did proper routing and trish threw a melty mid run on what the sky fairies were telling xher troon mind. Don’t see any issue with doing those gaols.
>>568142408None of those gaols had bad bosses and 3 of them were directly on your route, why didn't you just help outJesus christ the ego on some of you fags is incredible
rat chinaman hit the libra before i could get my chest head so i left
>>568144605>>568142519>>568142252>>568141930You're trying really hard so here's your (You)
>>568143856Look like Rufus Shinra first. Then you can get one.
>>568142408Disappointed in you and elf. This isn’t worthy of calling it griefing and not reviving them.
gg day 1 communal grafted
>>568144942>>568144669Shut up sludge anyone knows doing a bunch of gaols is garbage lol
>Dagger duchess sandbagging build can still solo kill the wormDid not expect it honestly, GG
with the same relics, guardian with both quality and faith respecs using a straight sword build with the holy straight swords does a whole 10% more damage than wylder doeswhat the fuck was from thinking with this piece of shit character
>>568145014I'm not sludge retard, gaols are fine
>does gaols efficiently by themselves>”if they go down once I’ll not revive them because my schizo brain is telling me they’re griefing”Lmao fuck off trash, stop trying to act like some authority
gg red birbs
>>568140973How the fuck am I supposed to look up your defense, retard? What keywords am I looking for? "Brown, troon, retarded, groomer, pedophile, dindu, nuffin?" Absolute mindboggling retardation. Kill yourself.
>>568143856You have to be black sorry sludgejeeta
>>568145134"does gaol efficiently by themselves" is such an oxymoron lmao
>>568144963I do appreciate that they made optimal to share grafted since it has diminishing returns now.
>>568144415>>568144032>>568144129>>568144552decent falseflag probably one of your best can’t lie
>>568145210>weird exejeet fantasy
>>568145210Actual terrjeeta post btw
>>568142408Trish not realizing this makes Sludge look better and xher look bad is funny
>>568145134Shut up sludge, it was a joke because you're so smug plus I DID have the dog on me all the time and you were only dead like 20 seconds. Are you gonna die IRL because I didn't revive you or what
>>568145350Xhe really is a gross and lame immigrant, isn't xhe?
>>568145067>Make ult give at least 33% damage bonus to your allies because you're down 100% of a player's damage while you're holding it>Make his skill actually do something to bosses>Make steel guard on small/medium shields not just rape you to death via chip damage so you have a reason to use them>Make commander's standard's buff last as long as the golden vow incantation it's fucking insufferable to need to use it every 30 secondsEven with all of that he's still mid
>>568145384>>568145134>>568145129>Anon pretending like gaols are good nowroflthe threadshitting knows no bounds
>>568142408Ironeye not being with at least one other player is always griefing, ironeyes are delusional if they think they do any damage on their own without allies to break the mark quickly.
>>568145593You dont even know who you're talking to, I've always liked gaols
loli liked how the second d2 circle closed in and our only options were 2 bear camps, 1 burial watchdog camp, and a red babby revenant
Big numbers from big boys
>Evergaol opened
>>568145746
gg bugs very sloppy
>>568142408>lets not help do these gaols right beside the things we’re doing Yeah you are wrong. Dunno why you’d post this when it proves you were just trying to annoy them.
>>568145848They're day 2 gaols, they take a while, we would've lost on field bosses for what, 38% poise?Let's all run gaols now I guess if they're soooo fucking good and quick to do, yeah
>>568145701>>568145675he gave up. he didn't want any. dude just took it.
https://youtu.be/sDGYviQwiGo?si=fnjs43qHkUwIgntO~•THREAD THEME•~
>>568145848that's how routing worksyou don't do every church or fort you walk next to on day 2, you don't visit every rise, you don't visit every mine and you don't do every evergaol, especially since he went out of his way to a random fort to grab a key
>>568145460>>568145301>>568145350Always. Xhe can’t help but show xher true nature and depravity every now and then.
>>568145848Also they could've picked up on the fact that both their teammates didn't wanna do it because he's the only one running gaol relic? How is that not selfish and more annoying?
>>568145832Sloppy toppy
sludgetroon vs troonerlilliesfag vs trishttnxkino, you're all cringe, and I hope you tear each other apart
invaders deserve less
>>568145956>they take a while>iron eye doing it solo>30 seconds>1 minute>1 minute Why do you catch yourself in easily disprovable lies so often? Are you just baseline retarded?
>>568146187what did i do
>>568146215pwned
>>568146306Yeah and days only last like 10 minutes fucking retard
>>568146215Luckily, extremebeast was there to send that freak flying
>>568146417Its 14 minutes actually
>>568146417i'm not even a part of this conversation but >When a Day begins, you have 4.5 minutes before the first circle begins to close.>After 3 minutes, the first circle will fully close.>You then have 3.5 minutes before the second circle begins to close.>3 minutes after that, the second circle closes and you fight the Night Boss.>Overall, this means you get 14 minutes to explore before Night 1 or 2 end.
>>568146157Did they force the gaols upon you? I didn’t see sludge crying about you not helping or struggling to clear them. This whole thing has been manufactured by you being a dickhead.
If a freak was sent flying but there's no one there to tsmt it, was it actually nicely done?
>>568146557What's your point? He was crying because we took like 10 seconds to revive him, nothing happened and we won
Amazing how trish lost from a winning position. Good performance from sludge
>>568146329You know what you did
>>568146726Good samefagging from sludge*
>>568146726utter madness to behold
>won the game>a fucking d4 game>thread melty still happenedwhoever posted this >>568130639 deserves the block for being so butthurt over nothing now fess up
qrd?
>>568146962It was a joke, do you know what a joke is. We already know you guys are just threadshitting this whole deal because you seethe about me on the daily
>>568146962It was trish
>Coveniently ignore the fact trish has revived xher at least 534 times before
>>568146991Trish got mindbroke by gaols and griefed again
at this juncture, let them kiss
>>568147246Apparently gaols are the best thing ever now
>>568146604A paradox for the ages. We should consult professional Flying Freak Terrjeeta to comment on this conundrum…
>conveniently preblocked all gaol niggies in advance
>>568148068There's literally so many other better effects, i don't know, maris relic, balancers? defeating enemies 0? Slotting in gaols in 2026 when you know your other 2 teammates won't is just low IQ
I want to go back to 2023 /erg/ this sucks
>>568148068>>568148523No one is falling for your shit. Take the L and move on schizo.
>>568148617be the change hon
>>568148651What?
>>568148523Holy shit shut up trish. You were wrong, move on
Me and practice duo'ing half the map while shifty fights godskin duo with a great bow https://x.com/i/status/2058434557993746522
>>568148851Wrong about what
Dont open erg (especially you trish)
>>568148523Good on topic post that triggered the threadschizos. Well done.
>>568148897You two should’ve helped Sludge do the gaols. You looked childish and the logs are proof you were even more wrong to not revive them.
>>568148865Practice has been doing gaols lately actually
>>568148865retruthed
>>568149043I helped him do gaols day 1 and start of day 2, it's just natural to follow the group at some point.
Got a question about cutscenes and story regarding the frenzied flame thing.If I want to see all the cutscenes/dialogues, should I get the frenzied flame before or after blazing the Erdtree ? I remember that in an old save, I missed all Melina's dialogues bc she wouldn't talk to me anymore after receiving the frenzied flame.
>>568130587understand why i called you a retard troon now? what an idiot
>>568148932Is that... A LIGHTLY DOMED BRICK FLOOR? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568149043Isn't the childish one sludge for running off on his own with no concern for the team?
>>568149356really makes you think
aura loss from trish, don’t be a griefer fr
>>568149410We all know that just it's threadschizo hour and they got new material on trish
>>568149613>threadschizo>comes into the thread midrun and creates a narrative to justify being a griefer
>>568149793Were you there?
Gonna call an end to this. Sludge won. Let’s move onto the next meltdown.
even though trish won
>>568149954I agree. The run was won anyways. No biggie
>>568148932Aiiiieeeeeeeeee is that a 30 second diversion? I kneel and give all my tacos to you for mercy senor
>>568150043won the lolcow award yes
MUSHCAT IS THE WIINNEEERRRRRR
>>568150112
sludge complaining about ppl not following him to do worthless gaols or not reviving fast enough(lol) when he used to hardcore grief my games on his sable church executor by running down to bbk at lvl1 and chain dying for 20 minutes straight is some funny sht
>>568150754Yeah he had a melty on purpose just to sic the threadschizos on me, what a bitch, even though we won anyways
>he's still goingbusiness as usual for our resident schizo trishtinx
>>568150754Don't post trvkes in this shithole
The worst part of gaolslop is that I pronounce it "guh-owl" in my brain before correcting it immediately after
Let it go trish. You lost and just look pathetic
Devil wonSludge won Terr lostTrish lost
>>568150971And you're still reading it award
lets block sludgetroon and move on guys cmon
why does saar k***ht insert himself into any discussion what is he a politician?
>>568150754That's some oldhead knowledge like that time xhe got caught lying and BTFO by Shifyduck that one time. Xhe never recovered from that.
Enough! Troon on troon violence will be settled by a 1v1 gock duel.
I don’t think sludge has even posted and yet trish is in the middle of a breakdown
sludejeeta x BBK
...I'm fuckin hardstuck D1the difference between trios and solo is insane, I don't understand it at alllast couple days I did all 3 weekly ED bosses plus straghess, on first attempt (for that run/day) and with different randoms, and a different character each bossand it was damn easy almost the entire timebut trying to solo to D2 genuinely feels torturous. there's so much bullshit packed into each corner and mechanic and enemy and POII'm doing permanent damage to my heart and teeth lmaoI want to solo-carry to D2, immediately uninstall, and never ever play this flaming pile of chink dogshit ever again
>>568151567Excuse me are you blind you fucking moron? scroll up please
>>568151462Do you think all the thread troons hook up with each other?
>>568151705>playing a game meant for 3 people is difficult sologee
>>568151567No that is too funny
>>568151853sludge was clearly luxuriating in the attention and dramatic tension, really causes one to wonder
>>568151567>xhe doesnt instantly recognize every anon by posting style, punctuation usage, and word cadencenewfag
>>568152470attention-seeking sissy-troon behavior
>>568152470She literally snitched on me for nothing just to cause drama, we won that run, so yeah
Don’t worry, guys. Sludge will keep playing with Trish despite getting grief and insults from her many times because he is a fucking retard troon
>>568152731dw we trish we stand with you sludge is a dramawhore griefer
>>568152980It's both ways, actually, I never start shit with someone who doesn't first
what compels anyone to samefag this hard?
>>568151705solo plays very differently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZqjqO8B4xY you just gotta learn how to cheese
>>568153197>30 seconds apartYou wish
gg secret esoteric dog
Aventura aquática
>>568151327DevilGAWD is the lord of /erg/
>>568153197>underage brown thirdie bpd troonThese creatures are inevitable in niche online communities because it's all they have. Sadly those of us who choose to be here have to share it with those who have no choice.
>>568153618>Schizobabble
>>568153687>nerve struckHello trash, do everyone a favor and die.
>>568153197>>568153618The only one you fool with these falseflagging posts is yourself because the OP knows I didn't post that
>>568153618Raped post desu
>>568153845Now THIS is schizobabble.
bratty ergieyogurt tsunderes...
>>568154008I'd post the no (You) but you'd spout inspect element faster than I can say diddyjeetbludthreadschizo
>>568153618trvke that triggered the threadjeets nicely done
>>568154101>boogeyman delusions>incoherent word saladSchizo, meet babble.
@poopmask@nox@grass@nezuk@madison@radahn@dsg@fcsbring back 2024 erg
>>568148932What a strange post>>568151462Extremely gay faggot tourist post that had the potential to be good
>>568154404I don't follow but you're the obsessed one anyway
>>568153250https://youtu.be/5ZqjqO8B4xY?t=10964Look at the way he was peeking that corner
Should I run double balancers? I like skills
if the queue doesnt proc the 3/3 within 10 minutes im just gonna go do something else
>>568155012i'm in queue though
>Demon's Souls>Dark Souls>Bloodborne>Dark Souls 3>Elden Ring>The DuskbloodsCan Miyazaki miss?
gg 2nd mystery ED balancers with grafted in a row
Brain turned off at the end there, whoops, GG ED Balancers
>>568155012proc
>>568155294got a pretty gud ironeye relic for adel and whatnot.
>>568155294Hot erg studs lobby
randoms do basement boss then run away doing nothing leaving me to clear the castle myself = I leave
>>568155740>randoms do basement boss then run away doing nothing leaving me to clear the castle myself = I leaveYou can't solo the castle? git gud
>>568156301erg girls who look like this?
>>568155181Careful you are gonna trigger Devil if you make fun of his favorite rapper The Weekend
>>568156301lol it was just pot trolls i cleared it then left i pinged for the rewards and they never came and grabbed them so idk what they were doing
Eficiência
gg red girlies! Was a good run and good fight. I even got to save the run~
>>568154503>>568148617>bring back when I could threadshit with impunity!!!!Get back in containment
>>568157867you're beautiful
What massive content nuke will they drop in a week for the anniversary?
>>568158001>calling a confirmed pedo beautiful
>>568156301wtf even is this image what is a hinge
>>568158175elden ring skins and the nox nightfarer
>>568158542I been saying this, a nox maiden nightfarer that used curved swords would go hard. Maybe she could have some arcane
>>568158001This right here is why this general has gone to shit by the way. Unironic troon chasers. The fact it's gotten to this point with virtually zero pushback means we'll never recover and frankly it's only going to get worse.
glad i blocked trash the little shit, he’s finally showing his true self by griefing sludge
>>568159257>didn't help all of day 2>took us like 10 seconds to pick him up>we won anyway>Omg u grief meh!!!Shut the fuck up threadshitter
You now remember Dark Souls 2
>>568159206Tranny website
gg red birds with no less likelyarcane respec'd at the libra and it's real nice
>>568159696gg damn worm kept coming for me surprised I didn't die
>>568159696You chuds raped libra before I could buy my blood potion
>>568159548The best souls game to date. Eldenbabs would never understand.
>>568159548I always remembered DS2
>>568159548Eleum Loyce
>>568160052we passed by him on day 1, that's when i got my respecif you didn't talk to him then that's on you and i thought he always drops a blood potion in his talisman set when he dies, maybe i'm wrong though
>>568158001Thank you <3 <3 <3
>>568160217I talked to him I was just broke
>>568158175Trish nudes
>>568160217Also he does but one of the talismans he offered was ritual sword so I had to take it
>>568160267have you tried not being poor? my bad i'll wait next time
>>568160409creepy avatartroon
>>568160829But enough about trish.
>>568159206We already had our own chasers but then the singular dsgtroon who’s like giga chaser 9000 had to come on over and exacerbate the issue
>>568160829LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU
>>568159548oh yeah that happened...
ult charge on kill is amazing i dont care if it does nothing in the nightlord fight
!
>>568161634Works in the statistically hardest nightlord fight, ED Libra
Are you playing on PS4/PS5 or PC? Which has more players and less hackers?
>>568159206You are honestly so embarrassing throwing a tantrum about trannies all the time.
>>568161757Does it work against bloody balancers tho
>>568161653darn I played like a derp this run
>>568161634it depends on the character but it's really good for anyone who uses it for clear, anyone else it's relic dependent
>>568161815I think not because they count as a single mob
>>568161815No. Balancers get KO'd but never actually die until the boss HP bar depletes.
>>568161653This was a crazy fight, never seen the balancers behave like that before. We had like 5 of them charging us at one point.
>>568161634>>568161757>>568161906I agree I love ult on kill. In general ult spamming during the day helps a lot. It’s nice when the team has low dps or when you all are getting bad drops. Preventing the days from being bad will help in the nightlord fight by ensuring that you got more loot drops to get something good from.
>>568161774And you're embarrassing chasing after trannies on 4chan all the time. You're just a worthless incessant faggot looking to ruin a community.
ult on kill. now.
defmotag
>>568162512did the rev use her summons? for some reason the summon can aggro an additional red balancer.
>>568162737no
>>568162636I’m not even that anon you were talking to. You’ve ruined this thread and community far more than anyone else. All you do is complain like a little bitch. Everyday you do your humiliation ritual of melting down about trannies and I’m sick of seeing it.
queue up please this is me
>>568163387N.N... NNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!!!!!
Auger? I hardly even know er
>>568163328Don't think I don't see through your shtick, kike. You poisoned the well and now you're looking to shift the blame. I've seen that strategy before.
>>568164692You can just go away you know?Your bitching won't change anything
>>568165359You can just kill yourself now since your life will amount to nothing.
>>568165548You really need to stop drinking
>>568165765You need to start drinking bleach.
>>568165548>You can just kill yourself now since your life will amount to nothing.You first
>>568161768>more playersHard to say since PS doesn’t release official player numbers (they’re working on it though)>less hackersDefinitely PS…
>>568162894>>568162737Do you look like that or do that
>>568165881This guy will never be able to move past the guardian anon shitting on him.
gg birds. that stupid pink bird that I hate has been completely stuck on me for the last couple balancer fights. I just want to bully the small fry
My last 3 games have been mystery nightlords and all 3 have been balancers (2 ED, 1 normal), what the heck.
>>568167985I’m so sick of balancers. Every gg screenshot for the past 2 hours has been birds
>>568162512>remance net No wonder
>>568167985>>568168098balancers are killing the player count
is playing with randoms just impossible lately? I was trying to practice a bit and it's insane even at D4 you get things like 3 barring to phase one of ED bugs
the balancers will judge
>>568168447Randoms are 33% chink cheaters, 33% sloppers (Beast/Halo) and 33% actually decent human beings and the ratios only become more grim by the day
>>568168585it's just been impossible, people just 3 bar at the start of bosses and not every class can rezz double 3-bar, lost 1600 points just from crap like multi 3-bar before the nightlord is even 1/4th hp down or just flat out people who sabotage runs 2 god damn times in a row because someone got denied a single PoI (in the second case because they pinged a deathblight ruin on day 2 for gods sake why) they just go to the corner of the map and spam ping for the rest of the day
>>568168447ED bugs is one of the great pub filters, you shouldn't judge average pub performance by it.
>>568168912I don't mind people not making it out of ED bugswhat I do mind is people who 3 bar before Augur even shows upthat's not ED bugs, that's just regular bugsall I wanted was to just reach D5 before playing with people here again but I just got rating terrorism'd the entire day
Xbox One? 19fps? Soul
>>568169305nah bro what
gg goat dog
>>568169508Forte demais para o bebê
in depths 6, every boss is a mystery and every map is info missingit's also permanently in nightlord mode so when you die there's no timeout and if your squad wipes to pot trolls it's gg
>>568169654Also there is no seed to check, it completely makes up shit randomly as it goes.
>>568170405>>568169654And you have Hollow Castle Curse and can't turn it off. And the Rain sucks your runes out of you. And the floor is lava.
Queue ED Gaping Jaw RIGHT NOW
>Maris>ED Maris>ED MarisI mean I'm not complaining of course, skillslop Duchess hard counter him basically but fuck off already.
>>568168447D4 is the final test where you must be able to carry shitters that would never win on their own. I can't imagine how hard that test is now.
>>568171635I sank down to D3 in a series of night 1/2 fails from unstoppably retarded allies and bad luck and am winstreaking hard right now in D4. The players have been based tonight in my opinion.
One day I will have the patience to sit through Caligo's phase transition like a sensible person, but today is not that day.
gg cold dog. i got stuck trying to escape the frost breath at the end there kek
gg adel
>>568171925stop saying cold dog
>chinaman wylder leads routing>lose
>>568172656cold dog
>>568171795let me guess, you ran into the good old mister "I jump into every death knight grab I can" and by the time you realize that you should have left him on the ground 5 tries ago, you realize the chip damage from when the death knights all throw their spears at the same time is starting to add upbecause it happened to me
jee is live
>>568171795
a bird in the hand ...
nightmare lobby
>>568173341two F-tiers carried by Birdonis yet again
Blindsided by a deathknight from offscreen award
We uhh.. can't admit what happened right? Just let the death knights win in peace.
>>568173867Why did you lose to them? Are you a foid?
names
>>568173941terrpracticedevil knight
>>568173941TerrPracticeDevil knight
>>568174013>>568174078mooooooot
>>568173341damn, I forgot how much the bird sucked, my guard counter dmg was OK but they're hard to pull off in trios
>>568173735>>568173867Can't believe how fast we all died together too. Within 2 seconds.
>>568174013>>568174078Why are you guys listing off the anons from my sex dream last night?
>>568167591That’s so fucking funny that happened honestly>>568169305Weird post
test
>>568169654daytime wipe sound kino
>tfw I keep finding SoNaFIt's an anomaly. It's by far the most common Legendary I get. I find it SO much. >>568173182Nah, more like Sorcery Scholars and ZDPS Guardians who die lots and such. As well as every cursed seed in the book.
>>568175959Clip related.
>>568176117you'd do more damage with godslayer greatsword than with sword of piss and shit against caligo
>>568176265Nah. Worse range too.
>>568176315druggie anon why are you so retarded, you don't need range for caligo and yes it does do more damage
>>568176117I remember when ssbbalancers dropped a pw duchy walked up and ended phase 1 with a single snaf
>>568174623Even if you do 3k with a charged counter it's still bad, sadly.
remember to split up against ED balancers if you're not doing the less likely (cuck) strat
>found this shield>It's a Nok run>tfw duping it and having Skill ATK on my Negs>>568176374That sounds sick. Apologies for the other reply, I'm very unsober and misread your post and didn't realize it was a SoNaF post. Anyways back to randoQ. SoNaF is waiting for me. My guiding moonlight.
>item of the year.png>repeated evasions on duchess
>>568177339>getting roll-caught>vs CaligoC'mon now bro
>>568176449We know. I fucking hate Guardian, he's useless and his playerbase are a bunch of fat fucking LOSERS
>>568175521stop ban evading cute cucky
>3 negation downs>bragging about having skill attack on his negationdruggie anon is the gift that keeps on givingalso you're playing double balancer duchess and you're still stuck in D3/D4 somehow?
>>568178062What the fuck he is? She comes pre installed with two diet halo scythes in her pool. This is proof that weed gives you brain damage
>>568178062>3 neg downsIt's two and only if I spammed dodge when I already had two improved dodge stacks. And it's Caligo, my most comfortable boss. I've clutched her more than any other Nightlord combo combined.
If you use the faraam set on wylder you’re a chud.
>>568178316Call him a fat chud
I've noticed that our exejeets cant use tech. Some don't even deflect
i've noticed that 583 doesnt play the game yet posts in this general
>>568178583They don't know how to deflect cancel the shibby duibby to the unsheathe and hiot the griddy to cancel the gummugummu no animation desu ??? waaaa sugoi!
>It's two and only if I spammed dodge when I already had two improved dodge stacks>I already had two improved dodge stacks>two improved dodge stacksdruggietard please keep posting
>>568178234uoh T_T
>Caligo, my most comfortable boss> >>568177634 starts with him on half health showing he went down>missing flasks too so he got hit some more>against base caligo
Still miss Madison...
>>568179032Yes I died one time because I greeded and lost myself to the 6pack of 7% Vodka Seltzers I've been chugging. Don't get fresh unless you too can perform at D5 levels while shithoused.
>>568179018uoh what?
>>568110613The multiplayer was better. Otherwise everything was slightly worse. As a whole multiplayer isn’t important to either game’s core experience, so that is a very insignificant point for dark souls 3 out of a thousand points to Elden Ring. Also I miss the Astora Greatsword.
This game is too hard for a normal Joe like me.
With holy attack +14 wrath of gold does like ~850 making it one of the highest damaging starting spells. I kinda wanna do a build with only that.
>>568180171you don't wanna
>>568180171but it is slow?
>>568179238is this the real nezuk posting this?
>>568181225sebastian is so cool...
>fucking shieldpoke scholar>3bar to bbh>wipe to morgawd>wipe to dogs>still think build has potentialis it a terminal case of quirky chungus?
>>568181197It's never been nezuk
>>568177634Please understand, Duchess players are all scrubs who only play her because of her iframes. Her surge sprint is completely free and her first roll travels a good distance for having zero recovery, but nobody who plays her makes use of those.
creasyCHAD
why is terr getting carried by z tiers?
being an alcoholic feels right
>>568181702gg.I'm still not yet fully thinking with enemies fill more of the art gauge. It just occurred to me at the end of phase 1, that I could have been spamming the ult, with all of Dreglord's minion spawning and dying.Also, I didn't know the Dreglord can aim his attacks upward. That sweeping move he does with his scythe usually sweeps the ground in front of him, but he swept me right off of my pillar like it was nothing. lol
>>568181363who then
>>568181702How did this lobby not wipe on night 1?
>>568181765Because xhe’s a z tier himself>>568181197No it’s someone fucking with your obsessed ass
>>568182023Me
>>568182168huh? who am I supposed to be in this scenario then you're just giving me more questions
it's time to admit that greg is one of the easiest bosses
>>568179018>>568177950many are saying this
>>568182234i'm going to admit that greg is the best thing to come out of the dlc
>>568182234yeah his attacks are very forgiving and coordinated with the rolls, the animations are frenetic but it feels more gentle and easier to stay out of his way than most other bosses, it's like an old school boss wearing the skin of a hyperactive nuFrom boss
*wormfaces you**randomly geysers you*
/er/g be honest. when's the last time you watched the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
>>568182328Agreed. For those reasons, he's a fun fight.
>>568182196names?
>>568182353>>568182353oh yeah, the geysers reading the player's inputs is still trash. The fight isn't perfect. But still pretty great all considered.
>>568182362my mom showed me that animation when I was little and I really liked the chorus melody and I would hum it all the time but didn't care about the lyrics or the characters referenced at all
not a single nightlord is hardthe only hard thing in this game is night 2 dreg if it spawns dancing lion and you're playing 3x melee
>>568182362Maybe about a year ago. It popped up on my tiktok feed.
>>568182362>>568182551I've had all the lyrics memorized since a middle school sleepover
>>568182234It's all fun and games until a random zombie grab or super wormface shows up
>>568182551you don't care about benito mussolini or the blue meanie?
welcome home tarnisheds here is your stormveil
>>568182362what the fuck
>>568183017is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
>>568181453I've noticed that. I'm trying not to be an egotist but I think I'm among the top 10% of Duchess players because I consistently restage, know how/when to finale and have near hacker tier relics. Just earlier tonight a Recluse I had been mogging actually refused to revive me and I have to assume it's because he felt my dmg was hacker shit. Actually it's the recluse in the clips I posted iirc
>>568182601>highest winstreak: 38
>>568182290Saying what? Uoh?
druggie anon thinks he's one of the better pw duchies I can't
>>568182601i'm garbage at the lightning phase. the rest i can kinda handle
I’m a top 6 executor of all time
>Use endure>Get pancaked anywayGuess it's Lion's claw or nothing
>>568183578Don't give him any attention
>>568183578He doesn't play on the pw. And yeah he's a lolcow, who cares
>>568183578Password duchess players are all turbo shitters
I wish I could be drunk constantly
>>568182821stealing a golden lineage banner for my soi cave
>>highest winstreak: 38
>>568182706>>568182662>>568182551>>568182362It’s been appropriated by Reddit but it’s still a timeless classic that must be respected. A gem covered in dust if you will.
should I just cheat my relics like devil knight? who even cares any more.
>the smell of street curry fills the air
duchgawds
>>568185501Won't lie, I use a save editor to change shit like continuous HP loss, less runes, and rot below max HP. I don't change the positive effects.
>>568182601I still find SSBBalancers and ED Libra to be hard. Without LLTBT on either of those fights you need really good damage and coordination. If you don't have good damage or good negation, they can easily fall apart fast and be a chore to recover from. >>568182234He's Heolstor 2.0. Cozy kino fight with kino music. Not hard, a few big moves that can get you if your timing is bad, but a very fun fight.
>>568185726Good idea. I'm gonna start doing this. Soon I'll be the second ever immortal wylder with phys16
jee's been dueling for 8 hours straight
>He actually made itWho will be the next /erg/ anon to rise up?
is he winning
>>568187008who is this semon demon
>>568187008Who
he's testing a match up it seemspretty sweaty
>>568187313Hi sludge merchant
old wolf...
'tiff...
how old is that clip?
it has mushrooms growing out of it
>>568187313I look like this
>>568185726Name? Since you obviously don’t think it’s a big deal
I don't have a defeating enemies + max hp + phys up relic it's over for me
>>568188961Did you not pull it within the first hour of depths coming like our S tiers?
>>568188542I think it’s trish
>>568189026Who are they?
>>568189160>he didn't cheat in perfect relics like our resident S tier deviljeetngmi F tier shitter
>>568188961I do have defeating enemies charges ult +1 with phys damage and phys damage neg which is good enough
>>568188542It's me, poopmask :)
>>568188542Knew the coward wouldn’t reply. I am going to be documenting everyones relics that I play with and will expose you cheater rat
It’s so strange how much of the password cheats and how so many are just fine with it. Like it’s a pve game dudes, calm down.
most retarded bug i've seen so far
>>568190236A bird was alive during wyrm phase? Just 1 or more?
>>568190735there were more than one and they ulted in the middle of all this kek
>>568191025Insane. Did it cost you the game?
>>568191160costed us a wendie but we wonned
>>568191331Nice. I see you saving those warming stones. That's a good idea, with how long the fight goes on, and healing chip damage can replenish full HP negation during worm phase, without wasting a flask.
>>568191471yes it's great to keep around in case things go wrong, would recommend
Good morning gaol hunters
>>568182234>>568182318>>568182328But thats the trick, sometimes when I jump up and dunk you it does damage but sometimes its not the dunk itself but the afterexplosion.
>>568186938Didn’t ask>>568187008What a cute avatar he hasTo answer your question, no one here
>>568189843It's me dude, it's me man. I already told you dude that it's me! :)
>>568192785>>568175294>>568175360Strange posts
almost lost to d0 ed dogs
Just made it to depth 5, can I play with you guys now?
>>568185726can you tell me how? I still don't have a night invader relic for my build and I'm worried of catching a ban
>>568193871Name?
>>568194164nigga I ain't saying shit
>>568194341Then you can't play
>>568194757actually?
>>568182234Arty and the Death Knights are the real boss. Greg is fun the same way Horse is, just feels good to execute it properly, but ultimately inst complex.
gg.Sorry for the day 1 scare. I was literally just pacing my living room, thinking about stuff, when I suddenly remembered I was in queue.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
greasy...
>>568194842We have a threadshitter problem around here, you can ignore him. Play on the password all you want, but expect to get called a newfag/retard/mmr-terrorist until you prove you aren't any of those things. The one thing you must absolutely not do is blog about wins/losses, or else you will simply become food for the threadshitters.
>>568195131>>568195185Do you guys like that? Here's more. during the fulghor fight, everything was going swell for me, until I attempted to dash attack him from behind. I thought my timing was good. But he stomped just as I was in my recovery frames, killing me in one hit. Perhaps if I attacked a frame sooner I could have escaped the stomp. You pretty much can't do anything the whole fight but wait for stomps, and then R1. Wait for stomps, and R1.
>>568195191my setup is balancers, with dormant power for halo-sloppa, is that okay? I wouldn't be playing to throw the game, I'd actually want to win.
i like creasy because he is brave enough to tell us about all the bad things happen in his game
>>568195191>>568194842>until you prove you aren't any of those thingsThere is no proving yourself. The threadshitters will continue to call you whatever they thought of you when they first met you.>you must absolutely not do is blog about wins/lossesThat's the fear the threadshitters want to instill into you. Don't let them take your light away.
>>568195356lmao horsed>>568195471i dont mind him, hes getting better and unlike trish he actually has some self awareness
>>568195393name right now for my list
>>568194931>wyldsaar no sixth senseso lame and cringe...
>>568195393>halo slopyou're going on the list buddy, prepare yourself
>>568195581>>568195687n-no thanks, I'll play with randoms
>>568195356>Do you guys like that? Here's moredont be a whore grease
we did it we scared another potential player off the pw the ergiyogis will sure feel this one
>>568195734its a joke, dont worry about them
>>568195471The basis of any good tale is "here's what went wrong". I mean, sometimes feel good stories work too. Like "this person won the lottery", and then you can imagine what you would do with all that money. But by and large, problems create stories worth telling.
>>568178583>>568178789They are all brown losers either way
>>568181225Susano tech kek
>>568195356You're just a shitter grease
>>568195356That's what happens when you insist on using the slow str character with colossal weapons retard
>>568197000I mean, if the game is going to include a slow str character with colossal weapons, then they should design the game to accommodate him, right? Like dang, I can't do anything fun because the bosses are so overtuned.
>>568197182Yeah, that's just ER in general. Probably wouldn't be as much of an issue with a universal deflect mechanic like Lies of P because you would have a way to engage the enemy without attacking. Bigger weapons had better block ability in LoP also.
>>568197182you remind me of asmongjew who refunded SotE because he couldn't jump heavy weapon spam to win
>>568195561What are you talking about dumbass. Stop namedroping me randomly
the patch will buff raid and bird let ishizaki cook
>>568197348I really don't mind it so much at D0. Since it's more forgiving of mistakes. At D0, I can afford to greed more.>>568197379ok.
Gremlin why did you block me again
>>568197703I suspected you had me blocked again because I hadn't seen you in a while. God you two are so weird. I don't even talk to you and you block and unblock me periodically.
>>568183230Everything about this post reeks of the exact type of blissfully ignorant narcissism that keeps a person mentally shackled here forever. A breathtaking amount.
>>568198024>projecting this hard from a simple question
anyone in q
>>568198387i am but i'm the blocked. buncha schizos on the PW that block you over nothing
>>568198487When will you kill yourself?
>>568198487>nothing>literally admitting to griefing multiple times
friendly reminder that if you block trash, you will have much more chance to play with cc
>>568198487>ey cabron, I've been blocked 109 times but it was never my fault, ese
>>568199258>practice griefed me first>yesterday it was just a joke and X threw a melty even though we won. I never stopped attacking the boss like practice when he griefed
>>568199395>casually dismissing the 2 times where xhe griefed sludge
so sludge, when will you unblock trish?
inb4 he's still going with the griefing, fuck off, yesterday you schizo's discussed devil's relics like the greek forum for like 4 hours.>>568199501I didn't. I just said yesterday it was a joke. Xhe jobbed when the boss was at like 30% hp and we took a bit to revive xher, god. And practice didn't give a shit when he griefed me and tinpo yet you guys don't say anything to him
>like the greek forum
>>568199559I'll read your shit when you decide to kill yourself
Trish should seriously kill himself, huh?
>>568199552I don't know. I would assume the other 100 something runs we've won before would mean anything. But they literally just threw a tantrum
you 2 are both in the trooncord, just argue there and not in the thread
>>568199854Fuck off shiteazu I'm not unblocking you you two faced weirdo
First practice, then sludge, if you dont block xhim you're next
>>568199971>Shit stirring this hard>Not accounting I've won hundreds of hundreds of runs with /erg/ at this pointNo one believes your schizo narratives. Practice griefed me first for NO REASON.
>>568199945>I am willing to put it all behind.>fuck you cabron>Okay then.
so sludge, when will you post your feet?
>>568200082>Harass me daily even though I don't even know you, tell me go to kms, etc>OK LET'S BE FRIENDS????I already knew you were a deluded dumb mothafucka but come on
>>568199854Agreed
>>568199860if you’re still considering to unblock trash someday, then you’re seriously need to put a gun on your head and pull the trigger
jeeteazu and troonish should duke it out
Can we have a normal thread next time, no more trish melties or schizo delusions
>janny aplications still updead 4chan theory
>>568200382That was me idiot
>>568200423>Casually ignore all the other hardcore threadshittingFuck you. Show me YOUR wonderful non melty posts.>>568200382Dude I have normal runs with people here all the time, you're literally a paranoid schizophrenic going on a crusade against me every single day, do something with your life
The better question would be who does not have trash blocked at this point? They are part of the problem for letting this griefer and threadshitter stay here.
>>568200640You're mom
>>568200640deviljeetender troonroonxypedo daddyyerbitchtroon-box
>>568200640I am a normal player. I just had a streak because Practice griefed me first and I got back to him. I'm not a fucking cuck to just let him do that. I'd never do that again.
>>568200640dantev's alts pretty much
>>568199552never, game dies in 5 days anyway
>>568195734>>568195393I've done the same for the longest time who cares, I just got bored of it so I started playing something else.
>>568201209post your feet already
>>568163387business cat vs mushcatwho winswhat if they work together...
>>568200640He's a tranny, he's autistic and kinda shit at the game but I don't mind playing with him as long as he keeps the autism in the thread and not in the game.
brahmin in the q for 1 game
even doe you're blocked troonpoo
why did tinpo become troonish simp?
>>568202403The more cucked half of a cucked duo. It forces him into a state of submissiveness.
trish appears to have won?
multiple bakers like last time purizu
>>568202403
>winnerspeople who queue now>losersanyone who doesn't
How tf I dodge the deathrite bird barrage the hitbox is so weird
>>568203263Which attack?
>>568203263The big cross always goes in the 4 cardinal directions so pick a non-cardinal and move that way. If the bird jumps backward to prime the attack and you look at it and the compass is showing true south then turn southwest or southeast to close the gap.
>>568203548the feathers
evergaol opened>>568203772>>568203772>>568203772>>568203772
>>568203705I love boobs
>>568203671Uhh okay thanks>>568203705Slut
>>568203671>the attack forms a crossroadsthis game is too fucking kino
>>568203939Why?
>>568205018They can appear as close to a platonic shape as possible, and as the boobies trend toward the perfect spherical shape my man brain can sense the divine perfection of that shape. Then they sag ever so slightly and remind me of time's passage and how some things can strain to attain their divinity in a reality that only exists to chip away at it.
