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>>568151627Jose.
Just had a match so good it'll lull me into a sense of false confidence that I can actually play Vendetta next match
>>568151627
Love Lena
for me, it's the statistics of always having reversals but never having uphill battles
Updated for all future usage.Please save it.:)
>>568152437no
>>568151627The wife the wife and the wife
>>568151248They just released the thiccest tank with the fattest ass in years. It's obvious they have changed and decided to start making money because they know Microsoft will simply lay them off it they don't.Catering to troons is the fast track to layoffs. Everyone in every industry already knows this.
I actually hope the new hero is trans. The futa porn would be canon.
>>568152437The
why does it have to carry over into the new thread?
>>568152437She fits like a glove.
>>568152006I know why it worked thoughThe enemy was Sombra/ Anran so instead of flanking myself I had to stay with the team as bodyguard and once they went down, I could swoop in on their supportsRinse and repeat
>>568152137Total Lena Love
The Smugran mobile
>>568152437crazy how anran mogs all of them. Chinese superiority
>>568153050Yeah!
No one wants a troon hero, they want troons to an hero
>>568153053Defend The Anran
>>568153390Anran sex commences in 30 seconds
>>568153349You seem obsessed.
Is she really a good otp character? I want to spam ranked after not playing for a long time, I used to play hit scan and want to change it up im ok with swapping, but dont feel like making muh hero pool since dps is straight forward 90% of the time
>>568153458With what
>overwatch girl with a dick in porn: :O>overwatch girl with a dick in game >:(Why is /owg/ like this?
>>568153514She has the highest skill ceiling of all heroes. If you never stopped improving on her you'd be playing in OWCS.
>>568153640Trannies and futa are not the same.
why are tank niggers like this
>>568153870im the only constant btw
>>568153640I mean anyone with taste knows that fujo content is better when it's 2 really close friends who aren't canonically gay. Make it canon and it's ruined
>>568153640>girl
>>568154056shoot your teammates from time to time
>purple level kiriko>platinum support title>silver now>throws suzus just to heal, then we dont have it for important shit>lose the gamenoticing
>>568154056>out healed and DPS’d by zenYou are the fucking agent
>>568154056holy fucking diffyou are ass
>>568154056You and your inting tank were problem so yes you are the constant
>>568154287He ran away from every losing fight (0 deaths) clearly he's carrying
>>568154056If you’re going to do this just play Moira so can atleast pretend to heal
>>568153349The best case scenario is a FtM hero simply because nobody even cares about them enough to hate them
>>568152437
>>568154531Also boys with pussies are cute
>>568154287>tank presses w 24/7 and jumps right in people's faces to do a 1v5, doesnt even wait for the team>gets flammed by the team for intin 24/7>cant heal dead niggers>somehow its my faultlmao these bots are pure gold i hope i stay in this elo forever. im starting to like being called a smurf
>>568153349kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrdIkiLftI
Is the new hero supposed to be revealed tonight?
>>568152437Place her over Juno since every wednesday she strays further away from us.
>>568154971No, some people just got too excited.New map was though.
>>568154474cant do it because im already lv50 on moira. can only play juno kiriko and mizuki now
>>568154971uhhh there have been a lot of new heroes lately, maybe let's take a break and add new MAPS. We need new maps especially since clash got removed
>>568155042>all these 50s and still in goldBro I got bad newsYou are the constant
>>568155042based autist
>>568155031I think it's harder to land below plat than actually being plat
>>568154648>tfw the best Diva player in the world is a fat Arab. What a world we live in.
>>568155042why didn't you top off Mei....
>play tank rialto attack>play orisa, enemy is rein>we duel like men>my backline die to reaper>we lose the gamenoticing
this bit sucks
tvnt poster won jose lost
>play Overwatch>me and another player trade and cancel each other out>his team wins the 4v4, resulting in their victorynoticing
>>568154971Too early. Wait until pride month.
>>568156027Do you ever post about your wins I wonder...
>>568156207>play Overwatch>die before I can contribute to a fight>my team makes up for my loss and wins the fight>win>forget about it when I lose the next gamenoticing
Voy a jugar un poco a Mercy
What’s a better pairing Juno x Wuyang or Kiriko x Mizuki
>>568156998Jose x Rope
>>568151503
>>568157152You mog Jose.
>>568157152
hope u fags up there like boosted egirls. another one coming your way. it takes 4 smurfs/cheaters to boost 1 egirl incredible how useless they are
>>568157518Ok agent
What are e-girls? Like what do they even do? I know they’ve been around for a while and I know what they generally look like. But I don’t know what they actually do.
>>568154056Unironically the tank's fault
you guys really think blizzard would risk alienating all the returning players with a tranny hero?
>>568158406Yes.
>>568158406They already released Sojourn and Sierra, so now they know nothing is too far
>>568158684Venture was too far and they know it.
>>568158759I don't think the gender trender crap is what bugged people about Venture even, it's the annoying Steven Universe/Adventure Time voice lines
>>568158406nigga i heartily recommend you do not open overwatch or post here for the entirety of june.
>>568158406Blizzard would because they’re fucking retarded MS won’t let them though
>>568158884A genuine tranny is a step beyond LGB. Even normal people find trannies offputting.
>>568159052Most "normal" people do not marinate in culture war shit as you do and straight up don't care.
>>568158884Dude you can't even tell they're gay except Lifeweaver and even his case is marginal
>>568159157You're definitely the one "marinating in culture war" considering you're pretending not to understand his point that normies can't even tell those characters in your image are gay without knowledge that's found outside of launching and playing OW. Big difference compared to a hypothetical in-your-face tranny character.
>>568159157>straight up don't care.If this was true Venture wouldn't be the least popular character in the game. And she's not even a real tranny.
>>568159185if Blizzard makes a trans hero they would make it tricky to tell he's trans
We have enough straights tho.
>>568159185you don't say...
Ana getting nonstop dove by Anran and Moira is fucking infuriating
>>568159446In that case it would be a nothingburger like Echo from Valorant
>>568159575if you are alright with one of the girls canonically having a cock I guess
>>568159446The voice always gives it away
>>568159868
the new hero is going to be a hot japanese milf. stop being delusional
I cant win(not doomfist I played rein until the last minute)I dont even know why Im playing the game, I just cant win, im down two full medals atp
>>568160324the new hero will be a japanese femboy
>>568160428That's mizuki...
>>568160946mizuki is just a japenese twink
I don't care if it's QP, I'm still flaming you if you're a useless faggot.
>only two more decenium contributors neededI am almost free bros
i might do it for realgame after gamepure suffering. over and over. so much red. so many headscratchers. so much rape (receiving)this last one, we're doing just fine. fail to end cap on shambali, whateverana says "i hate mauga mentality" (it's literally just a mauga mirror, not even mauga jousting or whatever the fuck)then our other support decides to go "no mauga is fine freja is feeding if we're being for real"takes a basically nothing comment and uses it to start flaming our other DPS who is doing just fine. she had eight deaths. the average on the team was like 6.and then they spent the second half of the game typing at eachother. just afk. every death, have to say something. every missed charm, have to say something. in a fight? fuck it, i gotta afk for a second to say somethingjesus fucking christ. i feel like i'm getting game after game of mouthbreathers. over and overand the worst part is i'm fucking PLAT so i KNOW i can do better and losing this much IS objectively MY faulti just feel so fucking lost on what the mistakes i'm making are and these kinds of games do not help keep the mental together. i feel like i have the right mentality. i feel like i'm staying focused on my own game, trying to make good decisions, being aware of my mistakes and parsing the quality of my decisions without relying purely on the outcomesyet it somehow still feels like i'm spinning a lottery wheel. like my choices don't matter. like i'm cursed and i'm actually just playing like a retard but unable to perceive itand then after a string of rough games, a game like this comes along to ult me directly in the nutsackjesus fuck. jesus fuck. jesus fuck. jesus fuck. jesus fuck
what is the point of vendetta. You make 1 mistake and it's a 100% chance you die. You make 0 mistakes and it's a 50% chance you get 1 kill before you die. What is the purpose of this hero?
it's time for the winston mythic, blizz
>>568162187I just came back after months, I missed the little period where she had a 58% winrate. What changed?
>>568162187Doomfist 2.0 where he used to be a feast or famine character.
>>568151503retarded fat pussy
>>568162462we don't sign our posts here
>>568159157>Most "normal" people do not marinate in culture war shit as you do and straight up don't care.They care in the fact that they don't want it. It's like saying someone doesn't care about cat feces. You're trying to put cat feces in something and saying nobody cares about cat feces.
>>568154648he looks the grubhub guy
>>568154682I swear this skin makes Juno's boobs bigger.
how the fuck do you have impact with winstoneven a fucking nigger mercy can outheal my zipzap shitI jump in to bait cd, go back, and then return?
>>568162187It's a shame because I started playing her solley because of her Nier skin and then they went and nerfed her into the fucking ground.
Hazard is spiritually trans
>>568160397you are the only constant
>>568163471Good thing this is not a 1v1 game and you have dps teammates that also do damage.
>>568163471>I jump in to bait cd, go back, and then return?Yeah if you can force them to use stuff in a way that amounts to little you're doing a good job. Your team will be able to use their stuff without it getting cancelled out way more
>>568163792my team is full of retarded niggers that will die if Im not rein in front of their dumbasses
>>568162330overnerfed because support players suck
>>568163792>you have dps teammates that also do damage.lol
>>568162975i only play her because she is eye candy for me especially with that skin and has good mobility and ring is pretty good. i also have her mythic but havent used it in a while. for some reason i can murder people with her probably because ive played zen and moira i just like to kill people and soam voicelines. some people get very tilted
can you get a fake number off internet? I need a new account to try out dps
>>568165037You do not need a new account to do that
>>568157387Mei's ass mogs my face.
>>568158884Why are they all good guys? Why aren’t any of the villains gay?
>>568158884Bap isn't gay you goddamn faggot.
>>568165260Because Overwatch is an allegory for NATO/the liberal world order/Team America: World police vs the terrorists. Any gays in the other factions are closeted.
>>568164526>i ONLY play juno because she's hot and fun and strong but for no other reason
>yatoc >tank 5-15 on dva hazard>sup dc>sup leaves cause other sup was gone for 2 minhaha...
>problematic dps going negative despite winning in my team>we end up losing because he cant carry his weight>report+avoid his dumb ass>he is against me two games after>get back my elo effortlesslyit's that easy
>>568152437Woah based
>mercy and moira duo having an ego at me saying we have 0 fucking utility and losing the game as dpswhy are their mains like this?
>>568167861>having chat on
>>568162903kek
>>568165260>Doomfist>not gay
>>568167861I've noticed that pattern with both characters, especially Moira players. My guess is that blame gamers tend to flock to characters with little to no agency where you just do your job by default and don't have to make plays to be useful, because they are anxious about performing badly. So they're kind of projecting when they lash out at people.
>>568164526How often do you cum to her porn?
>tank throws in comp because dps is trolling with jew flag oh my fucking god man
>>568154056>0 deathsdo you just cower the entire game? wtf
>>568162168take a break nigga holy shit>>568165037smspool
>>568154056>think the juno is trolling>look at tanki mean if the tank is dead 90% of the time that means the enemy team is always with ults
>>568169070Yeah antisemites are fucking retarded
holy fuck domina is strong against brig
>>568153870>this isn’t about you clintClint just wanted to be included
>>568168852yes
>>568168852something something numbani whatever
how do you even play 30 hours a day if a day only has 24 hours. dps niggers i swear
>>568170029>your
is spilo a schizo?
>>568163970Then no you can't play Winston. Or ball. Or doom. You're gonna have to play a more carry oriented tank like Zarya, d.va, etc.
>>568168348Doomfist is a volcel.
>>568158406anon just woke up from a 9 and a half year long coma
Angela Ogundimu
>>568160324>the new hero is going to be a hot japanese milf (male). stop being delusional
>>568163471use the bubble you double nigger
>>568171869why would doomfist name his child in honor of mercy?
>>568151627The Wooed-yangThe Married-zukiThe Dated-hyun
>>568164526I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fucking troon
I cant figure out what it is about emre that makes me fully unable to land shots on him. It feels like my mouse sensitivity is twice as high with him vs every other hitscan
>>568173047This is why playing support is dangerous
probably will go back to plat and then ill be back playing against the stacks of 4-5 smurfs while my team is all soloq and learning how to play the game. i feel like my aim has dramatically improved probably from playing aim reliant heroes . moira did a number on me but its all good now
>>568173701dw it's just a skill issue
push is secretly the best gamemode
>>568174001oh moons!
>>568174001Overwatch if it was good.
>>568174001
gm hanas
>>568174932gutenmorgen
>>568174932gm hana
gm joses
>>568174932gm Hana
gm schizo
i keep being the only constant
>>568176747>"diamond support" in goldyikes...
I predicted the amethyst weapon variant and ruby (ruined by crimson wolf) so the next will be azurite ruined with the overwatch logo.
EMP ACTIVATED
>>568177318racemix
>>568177318Spice of life..
>>568177318spicy
>>568177318honda
>teammate waits until 2 seconds before we lose the round to finally switch off the character he's throwing as
>Vendetta's minor perk now uses less charge to block instead of decreased projected edge costWould that fix her?
>>568178325She's unfixable, those sort of melee characters just do not work in this game. They're either broken as fuck or useless
>>568178385Reaper is essentially a melee character and he's fine
doo is gold
>>568178473Yeah, he doesn't fly around at 200 miles an hour like a spastic
>>568178473You say that but he has a gun and it isn’t remotely the same
only constant, again
>>568178473i can hear your smoke alarm chirping
>>568176747>low deathsIt means you're playing like a pussy. If your tank is pushing, follow him ,heal him. don't be reckless but you have to take risks. Juno has fall off on top of that so you're not doing any meaningful damage shooting the enemy tank from spawn.
>>568178925>objective time 0:04
>>568178564try aiming>>568178773what's his effective range, retard?
>>568179487I have no problem killing vendetta, she sucks ass. You're retarded.
>>568179203>It means you're playing like a pussyMost retarded cope I've ever seen
>>568179537then why is it a problem that she flies around at 200 mph?
>>568179487>the issue with vendetta is her effective range
>>568179587Most deaths in high rank and pro play are team wipes
>>568179818High rank and pro play don't have the same amount of inting retards
>>568179927Inting in is exactly how you win a game, instead of chilling 100 meters away from the point trying to "heal".
>>568180005Taking risks is obviously fine but keep in mind these are ranks where people die immediately out of spawn, Doomfists overextending like fucking crazy
>>568178925Try actually helping your DPS and you'll climb several ranks in an afternoon.
>>568179818because its safer to die than risk getting staggered. no ones getting staggered in gold stop fucking overanalizing gold scoreboards.
>>568179656It's a problem with her kit being badly designed, not that's its hard for me to counter. I never said she was op. Not sure if you're esl or just dense desu
i won, but im still the only constant
>>568180175Low deaths could mean they're too passive, but seeing as it's gold these people are probably dying pointless deaths
>>568180303You were the weakest link on your team and got carried this game
>>568180301badly designed how?
>>568180532Or you're just a faggot
>>568180626Support players usually are.
>>568180613im not typing up an essay for you, if you can't see how low skill ceiling feast/famine characters that basically only get value from trading and getting back to the fight faster after respawn are bad i'm not sure what to tell ya
>dps intin 24/7 and jumping in main>team spends 90% of the match spamming and dying in choke, if i dont make a play to get picks nothing happens>constantly have the same or even more kills and assists than dps>99.9% of my matches im the one having to do plays otherwise we lose>always get value out of my ults, either to get a pick, mirror an ult or punish tank niggers out of position>ability to recognize lost fights, prioritize survival over doing a 1v5 which would achieve nothing but stagger>negative dps>negative tank niggers>bro you need to die more>"6v6 Grandmaster"all of you are brown and have 0 knowledge about how the game works. i could go play tank or dps and achieve the same results and you browns would come with the dumbest cope ever.
you are literally gold
>>568180898you had the lowest healing in the match, baka, eliminations DO NOT mean you got kills. you spammed your shitty little peashooter from the back and got an elimination for spamming a couple points of damage and didn't actually contribute.
>>568180613>"balanced" vendetta>99% ban rate at every rank>slight nerf>WAHHH LITCHRLLY U N P L A Y A B L E SHE'S SO WEAKKKKKKKK BUFF BUFF BUFF NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!badly designed
i could make alt accounts and roll placements until i get "6v6 Grandmaster" and it wont change the fact that all of you are brown>>568181090you are brown
We don't play that 6v6 crap here btw.
>she has to abuse broken freshie elo to get gm in 6v6sis...
>think junker queen is hot>99% of her porn is futa and turns her into a man
>>568181161>6v6 gmso gold in the real version of the game
>>568181090I don't believe stats matter that much. They're a gold player so obviously they're bad at something but at the same time I have no doubt their teammates are playing like retards.
>>568181161>6v6 GrandmasterI kneel...
>>568181161whatever you say, bronzie
I have fun with Vendetta but also I'm gold so feel free to ignore me
>>568180613I think it's kinda retarded how like 95% of her survivability is contingent on the animation for spin being confusing to follow
gm I love The Lena
>>568181767pvmping
>>568181767The Lena's butthole on my face.
>>568181767Numbani won
too many browns and jam bois bootlicking blizzard. go away
outhealed by zen again award
>>568181767Jose killed himself
>>568182515most zen healing is trans fraudhealing
I hope all Ram and Anran players get crippling addictions to fent and alcohol.
not sure what's worse, scoreboard posters or their critics
not sure what's better, mauga's tits or mauga's cheeks
i won again but apparently i was carried and was not the only constant. W7Z755
>>568182526Kill yourself schizoJose won
>>568182948why is jose like this
>>568183252kys
>>568183079There's a guy at work I'm crushing on hard named Jose
>>568183079...the most retarded nigger award
>>568183365We don't sign our trophies here.
>>568183365kek
And dey say HRT is dead
What's the beef between Jose and Cream and Mercymain
>>568182309It's because of yellow chink apes that Juno will be with Wuyang. If you're asian and reading this, kys
>>568183047you wasted suzu a lot but it mostly didn't matter because your team was rolling thempost a close loss next time
gold support is literally bronze
>>568183589samefag, kys
>>568183354Based
>>568183589They all shudder in fear of replydaddy.
>>568183752i used it because there was no special reason to save it at the time. how about this one 93A64Ei was also carried and was not the only constant
>>568184337based tyrone
>>568184337SHOE REMOVING EMOTE PLEASE t. tracer crazed anon
>>568184337This is kinda like if you give a mouse a cookie though, the endgame for what will satisfy this man is the same road fugtrup is near the end of right now, hamplanets.
kiriko won
>>568184523there was at least one time you used it on yourself at half hp and your ana got jumped died 2 seconds later>93A64E>another blowouta lot of your speed rings were useless (you mainly use it on yourself and your monkey who doesn't get any value from it) and the one ult you use here is useless too (fight already won) but again it didn't matter because your team just rolled themyou do play pretty far back in general, staying alive is good but you can get away with being more aggressivea common theme in both of these is that your team just needs very little care, especially your tank but you ignore your dps several times when they could have done more with a pocket from you, notably your vendetta (who benefits a lot from speed btw)that's one of the main things i notice in low rank supports in general, they either hard pocket a retarded tank while he soaks damage or they think oh my tank is fine i can poke the enemy, and they rarely look at their dpsanyway this is all a stretch because you're posting steamrolls and most of your decisions don't matter, if you actually want useful feedback you're going to have to post a loss that was winnable
kiriko won't
>>568185842the snowbunny contest
>>568185930show me a gm or champ replay code that i can watch so i can improve
>>568186009nigga that is not going to help youpost a loss or go watch some spilo coaching vids
>>568186009why won't you post a game you lost?
>>568186009engageoff angledamage damage damagedisengagerepeat
bro is trolling at this point every reasonable bit of advice he gets he acts like its a personal attack
>watching chamo or gms wont help me improvei knew it. all of you are full of shit, all of you are metal faggots larping as gms and champs. im never listening to any of you ever again. whoever tries to give advice should have at least 10 unraked to champ videos before talking shit. 5v5 not the 6v6 women esports mode
>still won't post a loss
things that will not help you:>posting scoreboards on /owg/>watching unranked to gm videos>watching streamers ever>watching gm+ replays without knowing what you're looking atthings that will help you:>getting vod review of winnable losses (you won't post one for some reason, weird!)>watching coaching vids of players your own rank (you probably make the same mistakes)>not acting like a faggot in generallast bit of advice you'll get from me until you post a loss
From my post last week, took a break and rewatched awkward and hadi u2gm on rein, and the biggest single improvement was waiting for an enemy mistake, waiting for someone that was out of place, and capitalizing on that. Realized I was trying to force plays all the time which is what kept me hard stuck low-mid diamond
>>568186519You are the only constant.
>>568186825
>>568186009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPm85tI3sFg
>>568187180>INSTANTLY tp's into the enemy team for a fight winning suzuintchads vindicated
>>568186519>all of you are metal faggots larpingpost a loss nigger
>>568147701
>>568187435you're bronze on a non favela region jose
>stuck in master for 6 years
>>568187614look at my games played and tell me if you think i give a fuck about climbing
My first placements in 2017 i got plat with zen and slowly climbed all the way to gm. We are not the same.
>GM2 support>Diamond 1 DPS>on Brazilian servers
>metalfag cope stories
I haven't played comp since rank was just a double digit number.
jose getting btfo
acshually its m3 on all roles
>>568174932https://youtu.be/uitBxDcZJ3I?si=w3T0dPh4wffONwlw
real niggas remember the goat Gabriel "Snow" Ceregatto
>still wont post a champ replay code>like i cared about masters in fucking oceania or whatever shitty region is thatdont reply to me unless u are hardcore champ and have at least 10 unranked to gms. fucking browns i swear>>568186810its harder to carry on rein because almost every nigger faggot hero released nowadays has some type of mobility and can run away and kite him. i recommend dva or hazard those are better tanks and hazard is stupidly broken. i found this video its not netanyahu's general but i believe the guy explains it really well he also plays zarya and mauga in the video because dva gets banned a lot. not rein but maybe it could help you. https://youtu.be/bs6MmMO7wlY?si=RiDxfQg6Gihh_Ntg
>real niggas remember the goat Gabriel "Snow" Ceregatto
>everyone higher ranked than me is brown>no i won't accept help i will just post my gold scoreboards and cry endlessly>here is my advice on tank though
>>568188496>A10 is backnice
bodied that freak
I got coaching as a joke once and the coach looked at my replays and said to me before the fights happened what i should do and everytime i did exactly that. If i cared i would be Champ 1 easy.
gn fikas
>If i cared i would be Champ 1 easy.
Not only Champ 1 6000sr, but also multi time OWL winner and finals MVP + OWCS champion and MVP.
he's right i was the coach
>>568186448MANY such cases.
>>568188957>we trained him wrong, as a joke
>actually trying to help the retards on /owg/shiggy...
>>568187550
why is this place only hostile during mercy spam hours
>>568189584it's 24/7 hostility my brigga
>>568189494for some reason i actually enjoy helping retards climb in this game but i hate redditors, don't use trooncord, and half the niggas here melt down about the slightest criticism so i don't get to do it often
>>568189584eu chud hours
>>568189706nah you can definitely feel the vibe change as soon as they say good nyight in roughly 2 hours and 34 minutes
My main tanks are monkey and sig, any big holes in my match ups and if so who should i pick up to fill them? Orissa and mauga are probably my worst but I have decent success just ignoring them and killing their backline on winston. I guess I'm interested in learning dva but I'd rather learn whoever will help me climb. Plat 1 rn
Vendetta is way too hard to play Feels like you need to play perfectly
>he still hasn't posted a loss
>still no champ replay code
>i will only take advice from champ players (0.001%)>stuck in gold btw but it's not my fault
Why do healers get mad when you call them healers?>durr actually im a SUPPORTAnd support's main thing is healing. Shit doesn't make sense to me.
REPORTING LIVE FROM RETARDVILLE HERE'S JOHN NIGGALOW HOW ARE THINGS DOWN THERE JOHN>>568189909
>>568190056Is it just a console thing then? Like absolutely no one plays her
>>568190056lmao
>hog hog hog cass cass sierra hog cass sierra cass hog cass sierrathis game has never in its history been in a more fucking unplayable state man
>>568189497
>>568190457Wjhats unplayable about that?
>>568190457mcrapist is fine thoughbeit
>>568190056'detta is objectively horrible thoughever
Dafran forgot his meds again
>Ximming faggots on Widow>in fucking Quickplay>get a 2m suspension because I left the gameYeah thanks Blizzard how about doing something about ximmiers instead "Leaving games cane be disruptive to other players" yeah yknow what else is disruptive to other players? A fucking cheating faggot
>>568190827just join the pc pool, consolefag
>>568190570
>>568190683>forgot meds>playing kiripottery
>>568190662just play genji then, he is better so he must be easier to play as
why are goldkeks the most obstinate dunning-kruger motherfuckers on the bell curve
>>568191291it's probably easier to get value on genji right now, yeah
>>568191114Keyboard and Mouse is a barbaric conrol.scheme designed for inhuman creatures
>you should NOT take advice from champ players (0,001%)>you should NOT prioritize survivability>you should NOT read the scoreboard>you should NOT run from losing fights>you should NOT consider not staggering>you should NOT control the highground>you should NOT bait the enemy into open space before pressing q>you should NOT be doing anything other than healing, you are a healer not a support>you should NOT do damage>you should NOT flank and try to get picks for your team>you should NOT use your suzu to make plays or taking aggressive angles>you should NOT try to make plays>you should NOT do unranked to gms on a new account because that would be cheating>you should NOT climb in any way other than by spending 10000 hours in mr kellerberg's eomm matchmaker>you should NOT play any support other than trooncy>you should NOT be racist towards browns>you should NOT say you are the only constant>you WILL take the vaccine>you WILL wear the mask>you WILL download the fucking app>you WILL live in the pod>you WILL eat the bugs>you WILL not rank up>and you WILL not happy
>>568174001Why is blizzard so scared of removing the spandex?
holy goldkek melty
>Keyboard and Mouse is a barbaric conrol.scheme designed for inhuman creatures
Genuinely don't understand why the fucking Cat doesnt silence whomever he carried Because its totally balanced having a cat carry a High Noon up with zero counterplay beyond "lol git gud and shoot him down"
>and you WILL not happy
>>568191915Why'd you post a pic of your own hands, barbaric inhuman creature?
take this a warning. this is what happens when you play troono, /owg/
>play Tank>have the most unfun experience imaginable Just bring back 6v65v5 failed
>play Tank>have the most fun experience imaginableJust don't bring back 6v65v5 succeeded
endless cascade of skill issues itt
>>568192116TRVKE
>>568191169
tankless 5v5
>>568192116Anon you can literally play 6v6 RIGHT NOW
Can you play Tracer on a trackball?
>>568192240that doesn't count becauseummit just doesn't, ok?
bring back 6v6 but delete all the heroes I don't like
>>568192116tank is fun
>>568192349delete literally every single overwatch 2 tank and we'll be good
>>568192449my bad i typed 2 on accident there
>>568192041
We need 2v2 or 3v3
>my own DPS teammates chose to ban my Freja whom I pre-picked because "Freja is ass"Genuinely why do idiots do this?
>>568192240Can you guarantee anon that they get 2nd tank every 6v6 match?
>if they would just make this specific, retarded change to the game that i want, i'll finally climb out of metal ranks
>>568192714kekprobably an /owg/ poster
>>568192714play a real character nigga it's my rankup game
>>568192714maybe stop playing shitty heroes
if you preselect a character j don't want to play with I WILL ban them
>>568192189
I miss hanamura
I main Venture/FrejaThoughts?
>>568193740No one likes you for being the most annoying.
>>568193740sex with anon's mains
>>568193740Curious, those are the only 2 heroes i haven't bothered learning how to play yet
>>568193860i have good news for you, there's nothing to learn
>>568193994Venture is actually good in the right hands
>>568194162a gold venture player wouldn't look out of place in champ lobbies
>>56819374041% yourself
>>568194256PERSONA!BABY BABY BABY BABY
>>568194223based retard
>>568194223cool, you should be able to 1-trick venture to champ then
>>568193740You have shit taste for picking the worst heroes.
>>568193625
>>568194616good nyight
>>568194791good nyight..
>>568194162high level venture is really fun to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32liyRKF3Y
venture is based
>>568194462nigger-tier comprehension
>>568193740are you going to main the upcoming trans hero?
>>568194983you have nigger-tier comprehension of the game
>>568194873
>>568195051wrong, i actually play heroes that require at least some amount of it and don't spend the majority of the game under the map
>>568195409don't care, there's not a single hero for which your retarded statement is even in the same universe as the truth
>/owg/ will ignore this and go on crying about 'eomm' instead
Next hero posted gets a free trip to Numbani
>dps don't switch to counter>lose round>they finally switch, to the same heroes as the enemy dps>they get diff'd>loseDPS players are actually a bunch of drooling retards
>>568180303>constantly posting pics of low deaths and high heals>rest of team always sitting at 10+ deathsYes. It's called healing people that need it. Any retard healer can have high heals and low deaths if they only pocket heal the tank and run away from fights the moment someone dies. There's a reason you're stuck in gold you dumb faggot.
>>568196431Sounds like a tank diff to me.
ggs we win that if only my team swapped harder
>>568192714If you ban my preselect I go widow. Simple rule.
>>568197979I've already banned widow as well.
>>568196180Forced losses are very obvious in this game.You will be getting the dps who goes 007 or the support that has half the healing of the other supports.There is literally nothing you can do.
yeah bro there's a conspiracy to keep you in plat because ummm... it makes you want to play more or something. don't ask how that makes sense.
plat has the same vibes as crabs in a bucket, you can't escape because there's always some retard holding the team down
is it the chuddiest soldier skin
The Anal Slut
>>568186681>>watching unranked to gm videos>>watching streamers everwhy isnt it good
>>568181260i feel you, brotherFor me, it's also Zarya, Moira and Junker queen
>>568200953Watching someone do something doesn't necessarily help you do it yourself unless you know what you are looking for.
>ennemy team has echo mercy and sometimes cat>my dps refuse to switch off junk/genji>losenoticing
>>568195141
>>568201662is this bronze
>>568201790plat4
Have you gotten anything useful from Juno's shop? Does it give you personalized rare things now?
>>568200953>streamersfor the most part they aren't focused very hard on winning. even if they are, just passively watching games won't help you. if you try to watch actively and analyze what they're doing and why, you'll probably just be wrong a lot.one exception, if they offer a running narrative of what's going through their mind that can be pretty helpful but evei is the only one i can think of who does that.>u2gmnot 100% totally useless, some of them have good advice while they're doing it, but in general watching a gm player stomp metallets doesn't teach you anything. you won't be able to replicate what they're doing so getting out of plat for you looks a lot different than it does for them. you're better off watching people play in their own rank, and even better when it matches yours. which is why i suggest watching coaching vids. you can find a spilo video for any hero at any rank and odds are that player will do the same kind of shit that is holding you back.
>Lucio has 2k heals for a 10m match>I have 15k, kept everyone alive>He's the one that gets MVP for speed boosting and wallriding everywhere and everyone endorses himThe fuck
>>568202098are you asking me? or?
>>568202280https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/3/3e/Hanzo_-_Yes_%281%29.ogg
>>568202279thats how it should be
>>568202279>get a rare good lucio on your team>complain about it
>>568202770goofy ahh foot
>play winston>force oriso to follow me up until narnia, kiriko with him, ash shooting me>manage to survive on my fucking own for maybe 40seconds>team (4players) cannot kill tracer and junkrat pushing the payloadastonishing at this point
>>568202936it's the tank's job to peel
>>568202936Can't win them all, not even every time.
>>568202936why did our tank leave the payload? reported.
>fight the entire enemy team by myself on the other side of the map>team (4 people) die to a torb turretggs
Sombra was a mistake
>>568202936>>568203112tank diff im afraid
i dont think i have the mental fortitude to play this game anymore. ive broken 3 monitors this year in rage at how my retarded negative kd negative impact teammates all gang up flaming me just because im the tanki know i should play with chat and voice off but the ocassions where i get nice teammates who praise me is the only way i get positive validation in my life
>dafran on mercyoh he's off the deep end
>>568203012I'm peeling by drawing aggro from orisa ash and kiriko, my team of four players have to only worry about a tracer and a junkrat on gibraltar defense, I literally cannot do more
kings row fatigue, you pick it I go winston and int the game, dgaf if I lose up to bronze
>>568203303have you tried not being a little bitch
>is better at the game than 97% of /owggers/your response?
>>568204467zamn.... so close to revealing xer gock....
>>568204095yeah i failed
>>568204467Based improover, she earned it.
>team follows my ban>we win>they ban what their stupid fucking hardstuck metalrank after thousands of hours thing it's good>I get countered we losenoticing
>>568202770Lena feet sex
>>568177318This really apagandos my luces.
>>568202936>enemy team has 3 dps in 5v5No wonder you lost. You're clearly retarded.
How do I deal with Ram and Orisa as Domina? Most other tanks I feel like I can deal with at least decently, but those two specifically give me a ton of trouble.>Ram just walks through your shield and punches the shit out of you, and Domina can't do enough sustained damage to actually punish him for doing this>Orisa doesn't fucking die unless her supports are dead, and trying to kill her supports when you've got this fat horse in your face is hard as fuck
>from diamond 2 to silver1>skill level dropped a bit around gold but is now exactly the same as diamondare they legitimate silver players? there are atleast two or three dudes going 50-5 in every single silver game
>>568189584cause their little shit group is the one shitting up this place
>>568154056if u healed ur tank he wouldnt die so much
>>568159157actually they do care, trannies are very weirdremember me? im the guy who didnt play ow the entirety of june in 2025im getting ready for that again in 2026
With all of this anniversary stuff and reminiscing happening, I cant help but feel bad for the Paladins community. They were there with us in tandem for a bit in the early /owg/ - /palg/ days. They would be celebrating their 10th year right now.
insider hereEOMM puts you into a few different categories, that's why on some accounts you have good players and on some you basically always have atleast one beginnerto make it simple, you basically have>the nerd retardaccount with some kind of autistic esport retard that will play no matter what, so the algo gives him worse opponents and pity wins from time to time, we just know the player will be retained if we artificially make the grind longer>the paypig normiebasically the winner queue if you will, they will spend money every fucking patch, so you have to maintain their ass around 55+% winrate>the retardput with the next category>the smurfwont elaborate further
>>568160397try playing on a new accountthen you will know if you're the constant or if you're in a basket of crabs pulling you back inbecause those unranked to gm faggots play on fresh accounts what puts them into high ranks quickly because they just dominate the early lobbies so they skip the line of retarded team mates he would havebut here's the trickif you cant dominate the early lobbies you will ngmi
>>568210272
>insider here
>>568210358>not even hint of a document or eomm blueprintYeah, my dad works for Blizzard and Overwatch is working on official Hangout lobbies to attract skin collectors, VRchat enthusiasts and Mercy mains.
>>568198872its not specific to the game any team game with random team composition will be like thatif you want to win more than you lose you have to have your own team with communications
>>568202279if you get good speed boost the game can be over in 2 minutes
>>568210586naturally you can dominate early lobbies if you have 15times their skill level, what you said made zero sensei can genuinely swear to god if you put any unranked to gm unemployed pathetic loser on some established bronze5 account with thousands of hours, they will extend their stupid little minigame by several hours, and by several I mean 10+
>>568211027>if you want to win more than you lose you have to have your own team with communicationsIt feels like hurdle recruiting these days to get regular party when larger half of whole gaming community and local circles have already made up their mind on Overwatch.
>>568211230thats the pointif you dont have the skill level you're the constant
>>568211353a diamond or masters wont be able to get 90%+ winrate up to masters or diamondwe are talking about top500 virgins
>>568210832if they were smart they would actually do this
>>568210586might do itI literally cannot win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZykeYW3M2fI
>>568159157>>568210647We're still doing this thing of normalizing sexual degeneracy? In the big 26?
Am I crazy or does Vendetta work better on defense than attack? Feels easier to single people out
lmoa
hoiya
>>568213414>better on defense than attacknigga it's the same map, the hero is good there or it's not
>>568212424I'm surprised. Normally when I play Doom, the Reaper would be McCree and the Moira would be Ana.
>>568214478holy bronzie takeattacking or defending absolutely affects the effectiveness of many heroes
>>568214478nigga thinks we're playing koth
>lil winstreak bonus>endorsement2 unranked dpscuck with no heroes higher than 2>lose the matchnoticing
>>568214895are you the guy who raged at my tracer for playing tracer on defense in diamond rank
>>568210272lol they know players will focus whomever uses pride crap, kinda sounds like they're making fun of that.
>getting called bronzie by a platfag when you're m/gmi love /owg/
>>568200875No. That's D.Va.Mei and Widow are close.
>>568214989happens so many times actually
>>568214991no believe it or not it's possible for two seperate people to disagree with you about two seperate topics
>>568180898Imagine being hardstuck LOW FUCKING GOLD and having this much confidence in your knowledge. Heal your DPS and you'll climb. I know you aren't.
>>568158917MS had said before people should add more trannies and ugly women. You're retarded if you think they wouldn't let them.
>>568215620i do believe that actually because you're replying to a completely different person kek
>>568215390Mei only cares about the climate, she is not like this.
>>568214478You're right, attacking and defending on Eichenwalde are exactly the same
>>568215913did i say you play them the same way, retard-kun?
>/owggers/ believe both dps must always have the same k/d or else one of them is 'an eomm agent'
behead those who pick hog in deathmatch
>>568216154no that's just the russian EOMM schizo
>>568216029You implied it by saying a hero that is "good" on a map is good on both sides
>there's only one way to play a hero and it only works when facing one direction and not the other
i just click the heads
>Mei sits at the edge of the bed, she looks both flustered and excited, she looks around the cozy cabin room, her feet tapping on the cold floor.>"Anon, I think you know already but... Yes, I could have booked separate rooms.">Mei blushes, she avoids eye contact with (You). She seems nervous, hopeful, giddy.>"I know I'm not like Hana, and sometimes I envy Juno. I'm a terrible auntie, right?". She laughs, but is devoid of real amusement. >"What I mean is... Just tonight, let me show you how I feel. I've lost people before, I know I'll eventually lose you". >She bites her lower lip, it's trembling slightly, her eyes look watery.>"I was alone, scared. I want connection, I want to touch, be touched.">She removes her blue tank top, revealing her ample blossom held by a lacy bra.>"I was ashamed of them when I was a teen." She says looking at her breasts. "Guys would keep staring, calling me things. In college I was a little proud, now girls envied me". >There it is, that cute laugh where she covers her mouth and squints her eyes. She sighs, and deftly removes her bra, her mammaries exposed, they lose shape once free. They look heavy, gravity does it's job. >"Okay Anon. I'll show you how much I need your warmth so...". She positions herself between your legs. She takes your manhood in her soft hands and leads it to the warm valley of her cleavage.>"Freeze, don't move." She takes you in her mouth, surrounds your tip with her small, plump lips, while she moves her breasts.
>4-12 genji against cat pharah mercyonly constant
>>568216154>erm actually the venture with 19-15 k/d made a ton of space and carried the game
>>568217189it happens
>plat fucking retard believes a player dead more than 10times has any impact at allyeah impacting when he is spectating other players lolbunch of fucking retards, all of youit's funny how I can automatically tell when someone is a platshitter or lower by the nonsense hypocrisy and hostility you haveimagine being plat, the same level as gamin4hope, a fat midget with fetal alcohol syndrome and genuine mental disabilities lol xDD
can we just kill this guy already
>>568217437post career profile
>cries about hostility while being needlessly hostile>brings up le epic lolcow streamer for no reasonoh it's you again, carry on i guess
wuyang's kit is so fun, why did they have to make him gay?
*higher ranked than you*
>>568217976he's not gay, just a quirky shounen MC quirk chungus
>>568213414On defense you get the setup for free because you just wait for the enemy to walk into your ambush. On attack you have to use your mobility to set up first. But if you do it right you will be more effective than the two dps who run double sniper and shoot a sigma shield until they get full held.
what do you do as tank when enemies are all sucking each other cocks 1meter from another and they have a beefy tank, for example first point of encheinvald, or last point of rialtoI play in low gold so my team just play like wow alterac valley sitting behind me hitting their orisa but I feeel so helplessif I go winston and jump the backline they all turn back and oneshot me, if I play sig and sponge damage, I cant truly kill the backline, only put them low hpit's so unfun actuallyand no the dps wont do any moves, just sitting behind mecannot I realistically play dps myself at this rank and make the difference by flanking a bit and oneshotting a supp? I'm genuinly not having fun,; and this shit happened in every single cart map too
>>568218138at least someone gets it
>>568218136>he's not gayare... you sure?
there are so many retards on lower ranks that even if you're good you cant carry them all so if you think you're being brought down by retards make a new account
>>568218042plat ain't diamond boy
>>568219013he's in love with Juno actually
>>568219165
>>568218394pick ball and roll through all of them
>>568218042>when he's gamin' 4 hope
>catch an enemy out of position>dash into them so I can 1v1 easily>enemy kiriko uses tp + suzu and I explodedamn, how do I play around this?
>>568219775>only i'm allowed to use abilities
>>568219775don't engage with your only escape tool?
>>568219775Don't hard engage when they have a kiri. Bait out the teleport+suzu and leave.
>>568219879that's not what I said though
>>568219775call out kiri no suzu/tp and consider it a w until your team fails to capitalize, then blame them
>>568218042>more views than you will ever have as a high rank smelly no life loser on youtube
>>568219165It does make sense since they're both doofuses.
>>568204467Doria collaring you and turning you into the good dog you are. imagine
>>568219775If you just stay alive and make the Kiriko use both teleport and suzu you'll have the advantage when you come back in for the next scuffle (her suzu and teleport are longer cooldowns than yours)
>>568204467luv sunshine
>>568220613i'm like twice her age, do you think she's into that?
>>568222249if you are chad yes
>>568204467
I can't call the sunshinebread posters pedos anymore, but they sure do still give off that vibe.
I played support the entire day and climbed from dia 5 to dia 2 but my endorsement level went down from 4 to 3 :( why don't I get endorsies
Anran is really the only character that they’ve released this year who has any semblance of interesting skill expression, yet she’s the only one that is just completely useless and that should tell everyone the direction that this game is going
>>568223583Just play TF2, then
>>568223583This is the complete opposite of what people have been saying here so this should be interesting.
>>568223583it's impressive how completely wrong you got that considering she's a noobstomper that falls off around master due to lack of skill expression
is plat where I'll be stuck if my aim is perfect but I'm a 100hours noob
>>568223867if your aim is really perfect it should carry you out of plat easilyaround master is where people start to actually understand the game
>>568222981explain
>>568224080what heroes do you recommend? isnt cass a bit tough to pick since you have damage reduction from distance
>>568224196it's just a jealous hag or tranny who wishes xhe could be that cute
>>568223583Emre is the only fun character they added
>>568224196She was underage when she started streaming and people posted the same shit
>>568223583meme where the guy looks at the calendar and it says opposite day dot png send tweet
>>568224254cass is finesojourn is more forgiving since she can reposition more easilywidow is a lobby admin on maps with long sightlinesbut the real move is to pick ashe, tell the mercy that is inevitably on your team to pocket you, and carry her to mid diamond as you do whatever you want with impunity
>>568224438Who cares? Finding teenagers attractive is ubiquitous and a legal age doesn't make it pathological to want to fuck a 15-year-old, you weirdo
>>568224856I found The Hana attractive in OW1. I still find her attractive in 2
>>568225252Exactly
>>568224856It's ok to find this 15 year old that looks like an 11 year old attractive you... weirdo!
as a tank cuck, I love playing with juno, and no fucking character makes me go into apeshit mad mode than enemy mercywhenever I dive, flash heal my target into making it immortal annoys me so much I just lost the will to play by typing this blizzard sponsored post
Amelie Lacroix>>>/aco/9206740
uh oh troony melty
Are tank queues supposed to be 10 min+ in Bronze?I thought everyone would flock to DPS and maybe Support.Are tanks really that popular?
>>568225936That's normal if you're trying to do Mystery Showdown
>>568225936you just are in the special queue, either the losing one of the winning one, but your next match wont be balance, report back to confirm my post is true
>>568225562delicious
>>568225629I love them so much
>>568225629
Youre not alone in here
there hasn't been a single jerk/edge/goon session for me since 2016 in which i haven't thought about overwatch girls
>>568226423racemix
This Juno againhttps://x.com/Athena_phorah/status/2058948502760181941?s=20
>>568226042It's just normal 5v5 comp.>>568226058>prevented the enemy from even getting to the objective on the first round>our moira flanks the enemy to easily cap the point while the rest of us keep them occupied>win was "expected"Guess I'm in winner's queue for now.
>>568226536Which girl do you cum to the most?
>>568226908Maybe I need to start going to conventions…
>>568225936the real answer is that in terms of SR range, bronze is 3x the size of every other rank (0-1499) while being the least populated outside of gm/champyou are going to have longer queues than the vast majority of the playerbase
>you can't win them allWHYWHY CAN'T I??LET ME FUCKING WIN
>>568154056Everyone is giving you shit but I guarantee mizuki had like 15 binding chain kills that game on your Winston lol
>>568228150holy kek, poor bronzies
what exactly happens in sub-500sr games?
>>568228150feels good being part of the 3% while playing rein 95% of the time
>>568227831I legit can't answer that, when i goon, it's a whirlwind of fantasies, all of them are equal.But the post-OW2 heroes have the least "screen time" in my mind, so to speak, since I took a long break from playing after OW2 disaster.You?
5dc in my team during the weekend, 0 for the opponentsI am the only constant™
>>568227831Young Ana
>>568229263They dc because they see you so yes you are the constant
>>568229262I love Overwatch girls
>uphill battle +25>reversal -28>consolation -25>expected +20noticin' the riggin'
another game where my retarded nigger mates refuse to ban mercy and she dies 0 times the entire game while having 100% success rates for her rezes
>>568226908the temu juno cosplay wigs look like absolute dogshit. leave the juno cosplay to the asians
People who obsessively mark flankers are so silly to me. I understand that you can't ignore me, but some people throw games just to make sure a flanker doesn't get anything done.Like good job! You held me to 11-5. My Emre is 27-1 and my Winston is 32-0 because you use seven cooldowns on me every fight.Flankers are used to being unsung heroes, it doesn't bother me that I'm playing off tank instead of popping off some games.
two games in a rowI am the only constant™
no one asked tranny
>>568230941why is Tae Takemi from Persona 5 dressed like an astronaut
>>568231232You get what you fucking deserve tranny
>>568230941Cute Aspen
it's that easy huh
>>568231232>do nothing>I helped
>dont stand in front of the team with sig while I'm going behind to rock and oneshot someone>my entire diesnoticing
>>568231232>venturdplay a real flanker
>>568231232based venchad
>>568231232People figured out how to play spy in 2008 this is not a revelation.
>enjoy playing a particular character in the hit videogame, overwatch>this upsets the 17 year old white hispanic incel so badly that he spam replies at me any time I postlollmao even
>play my acc in bronze>ana never missing a sleep, at allI cannot accept and understand how this game doesnt have any beginners at alljust trying to learn ball man
least delusional tranny
>>568233168why are you trying to learn heroes in ranked?
>>568233250It's not like QP is going to give him easier games than bronze
>>568233168I'm a beginner.
>>568233040>faggot troon chaser upset everyone hates his gay ass character kek
Sierra players genuinely believe they're playing a balanced character, unreal
>>568233168They do. The thing is many beginners start out gold/plat level, and there are those with hundreds of hours who are still in bronze. Talent multiplied by previous experience with games produces unequal starting points
>>568234095Oh yeah, and setup. I always forget because it's been a while since I was a kid playing on a laptop with my mouse on the carpet, but a lot of people are playing on higher difficulty levels due to their hardware.
>>568233168if you're getting slept out of every engagement you're probably just shipping it every time and handing yourself to themengaging without getting hit by CC is something you need to learn how to do, not just hope the other team is too bad to pull it off
juno is sex
i just love the the's ok?
>>568235072I also love the hana, the kiriko and the anran
Why do Symmetra's teleporters take a million years to kill?
>>568233040We get it. You were raped
>>568235072Based the lover
>>568235376let me stop you right there pal before you trigger the symfag. she is perfectly balanced. don't ask any more questions.
>>568235376symmetra is one of those heroes that's secretly broken but no one realizes it because no one plays her (like venture)
teaching juno sex (she's only read about it)
>>568236570she's just like me fr
>>568236570She's just like Noa from Tenshi Souzou
>>568216965We're at such a low point there's erotic fiction in the board. Wtf
It's actually unreal how completed doomfist's kit feels with the uppercut, and it's stadium exclusive. Fucking assholes.
>>568237572you're never gonna guess
>>568235289the... anran?
>>568233168just do what this ball does but also shoothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k_St_vTwnw&list=PLgbcpT94nMtgAgT-eaTyZsH5nPgAvKKCE
>>568238114they didn't tell you?
>>568220550>Chinese twink makes Danish slut SOAKING WET
Good afternoonI want to BE Mercy
>>568238114the anran schizo is a bit the lusional
I just cant fucking win, I can not
>>568239019I feel like all of your screenshots are of matches where the enemy team is better but has a stagger habit. So you guys farm stats then they win actual fights.
scoreboard analizers, our time has come
>>568239019play the fucking objective
scoreboard posting is this just this
>>568239019Losing this just tells me you are the constant You either push to far and lose the point when you die or are a choke artist that loses the point when you need it
>>568239019post code
The original form of Overwatch's scoreboard absence was conceived from a very gay impulse (protect sensitive fags' feelings) but accidentally turned out to be a really smart move.
Does scoreboard really matter when you almost cap the point, but for some reason your team decides to spawn camp and die, then lose
>>568239383moira swap won an OWCS finals map btw
>>56823955890% of the gameplay decisions that made OW1 great were happy accidents like that, you can't tell me that the same people who intentionally created Tracer also designed launch Brig
>your teammate feeds for no reason>instantly blames someone for low scoreboard numbers to mask his errorI saw what happened. You can't hide.
>>568240084>your teammate feeds for no reason>they have "I'm so sorry" bound
>>568240446>the support players who ping i'm so sorry every time you die
>>568239019you didn't have a single team fight on defense did you? post code
I just cant win brothers
pretty good bit ngl
>>568241220>doomfist with 20s objective time>vs "I live forever on the objective" ramattra
>>568241220are you pulling these off on purpose?
>rein flexes his MIT numbersit's over
>>568241764Im genuinely trying my best lol, I just cant win somehow, also I'm slowly being tired of cart maps
>>568241220I couldn't have the self restraint to do this.
>>568239779I really wish TM won that game, the Rein and Moira picks were so fun to watch.
>bronzeniggers play the scoreboard instead of the objective>losecurious
only games I can win are the matchmaker games lolit's exhausting
>>568241220>do nothing but chase kills>lose>cry that you aren’t the problem It’s like watching a Moira main
why does Cassidy cause so much seethe?
>>568242761instantly put into an unbalanced stomp where we get farmed in the fountainok I think I might call it
>60 levels over 2 seasonsi am essentially a full time mauga main at this point. i cant play ball or doom without cancerous CC and discord slop spam so im just playing the one dive tank who doesnt have to worry about that, and im going to go out of my way to use your skull as a landing pad if youre a support
>>568243213it used to be just the flashbang, now it's flashbang + silver bullet
>>568243285The unholy trinity
>>568243497that's mauga hog orisa
que onda
>>568243497that's any tank combination excluding JQ
>>568243285qrd on how to learn ball and at what mmr do people start fucking you over?I'm omw to bronze so I cba and will learn ball on my main account, I truly dont give a flying fuckany youtube channels to recommend, maps to avoid at all costs, perks?
>>568240446If your hero sounds cute it will make your teammates forgive you.https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/6/6c/Tracer_-_Oops._Sorry_about_that.ogg
>>568243497Hog is worse than Mauga You’re right about the other two though
>>568243609Que Onda
>>568243609honda
https://youtu.be/B-fetWw3MDg?t=797JQbros...
>>568243343>silver bulletbroken ass ability
>his top 3 dps heroes are cass/soldier/ashe
>he shoots in a shooter
>>568243609que boobas
>>568244389It’s Cass Reaper and Emre though
>>568244389actually it's cass/emre/ashe now, Soldier is a based niche flanking pick now
>>568244615>>568244693>emredaring today, aren't we...
for me it's widow/soldier/tracer
I'm an all roles god so I never ever get dps.
what could have been...
i wish a she was a man's name, it would be the perfect ftm counterpart to the mtf a man duh
>>568244389Listen bro my top 3 may be Ashe Cass Soj but I'm working on the Mei and the Pharah tho
>>568243787>qrd on how to learn ball learn to abuse grappling hooklearn how to reliably slam without using hook like ledge slam dont be afraid to use adaptive shields because theres only 1-2 enemies nearbythats all you really need until you get halfway through plat and everyone swaps to mizuki ana and hog.
>>568247007they swap to hog ana mizuki in bronze and silver already
>>568247115yeah but balls biggest counter isnt characters its the ability for all 5 people to immediately turn and mag dump him at a moments notice, and that kind of coordination doesnt start showing until plat or high gold
>>568228735he kept diving without waiting for any of us to be in position, he literally kept going solo. he then proceeded to say gg no heals and continued to feed endlessly out of anger. i mean, look at the enemy tank lmao. fucking homunculus tank nigger
Which Overwatch bed are you sleeping in the hardest
I cant win mister obama
>>568248709>obj contest time: 54 secondsyou're improving!
>>568248709you are the only constant
i've played about 50 hours of ranked this season and this is my tier list from those games
RANCID bait
Its amazing how bad all tier lists made in owg are.
good night the the'snot you anr*n
>>568249313All tier lists are bait.
>>568249075why is dva c tier. why is rein b when dva is c. why is zen a when wuyang is s. can you explain yourself
>>568249075>Sym and Torb not in S
>>568249630Even cosplayers love The Thes
>>568201741
AAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE ESCORT AND HYBRID AAAAAA YUMMY!!!!!!!!
>>568249880eichenwalde with a side of havana coming right up!
>platnigger only constant poster still at itXD
>>568249880I love being the payload princess as my team push up to their spawn after we cap on kings row
have you guys noticed an increase in tank players that are obviously decent, but they just need to add a dive tank to their pool?every other match I have someone who cycles orisa/sigma/rammatra/zarya but they never have a dive tankthey've even added hazard so dive isn't hard to play anymore
>>568249820
>>568250495is hazard even good?I can try it instead of winston
>lock queen and just go full aggro>making infinity space and forcing all the cooldowns on me>team nowhere to be foundfuck this nigger game
>>568251074>is hazard even good?nigga...
any weird internet websites to get a phone number, I need a new acc
>>568251139Many such cases unfortunately. I've thrown probably 9-10 games this season because my team just do not deserve the win or the carry.
fuck all of you hazard bandwagoners i was like the only hazard player and i felt special
>>568251375smspool.net
>>568251139whenever this happens I just go ball or doom and lose
>>568251139tank diff
I love Illari, I think she's really cool and fun, but I feel like she was made for a completely different game.Like she was originally from a game about a lost sun-worshipping civilization and accidentally wandered into Overwatch™.Her lore's almost entirely removed from everything (which i guess isn't really uncommon), she's a free agent not part of any faction (she accidentally asploded the one she was part of), and unless I'm missing something, I think the only characters she's canonically interacted with are 76 and Sombra.Again, I love Illari, but like, what the fuck is she doing her? lol
Juno if you want me to spend coins you better start filling your shop with stuff I want and not widow skins
>>568251074He fills a similar niche as dva. Short range dive tank who can jump at you and delete you if they feel like it.
>>568251852I think she's a good addition to the world in terms of world building and Overwatch isn't supposed to be strictly SciFi from the beginning.
>>568251852I like her as a character but I think they really missed the hero fantasy with her gameplay.>warrior with the power of the sun who wields a gun sword>plays like support ashe with a healing pylon
>>568249546rein’s ult had bigger impact than dva’s in my experience, and they were both mediocre at actually tanking. zen’s ult is more impactful than wuyang’s but wuyang’s ability to secure picks behind walls decided most of the games. these are just purely subjective from the games I’ve played this season.
>>568252414Her ult is fucking scary tho and I would argue it's scarier than Emre's.
>>568252484The illari outfit is pretty much perfect.
>>568252587it's hardcountered by Kiriko who also happens to be the best support in the game
>>568252414they should put her sunburn perk in base kit and rebalance her damage a bit around it
Witnessing /owg/ try to discuss leore is so funny because it's so obvious that none of you read and only have the comprehension skills of a middle schooler.
>>568252720Almost everyone is hard countered by Kiri. The devs love her.
>>568252720turns out an AOE cleanse that makes you invulnerable and unstoppable is pretty good
>>568252587https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/6/67/D.Va_-_Oops%21_Was_that_your_best.ogg
>>568252484need to fill up that illari
>>568252882paradoxally you have to be a middle schooler to care about lore
>>568252484I would rather have Illari as a The than Anran
>>568252582interesting
>>568251852Endgame will be an anime battle between out of control Sigma and awakened Illari.
>>568253337Illari does not have the necessary smug level
>>568253442They will awaken some old god who would be the true final boss of it all. The god AIs are going to be there to stop it but fail and die.
>>568252630>>568253309
>>568253442>>568253652Get back to finishing WoW's story Metzen.
>>568253652Blizzard wouldn't pull the "all factions have to unite against the true ancient evil" card.
>>568252720>it's hardcountered by KirikoTo be fair, so is damn near everyone else.
You can REALLY tell that no elo from other gamemodes are pulled from for mystery showdown matchmaking
>>568253652They'll pull the Lovecraft card, huh.
What counters Kiriko?
>>568254805A really good Tracer.
>>568251852This is why they should just stop trying and making a plot out of Overwatch. Just develop the world and events without focusing too much on the why and how of characters.
>>568254805The length of her cooldowns.
>>568255086You can do both at the same time, worldbuilding kun.
>>568255086but a big part of the games success is the character design and interactions and VAs and stuff
They’re attacking me
>>568254890from the perspective of an aggressively mediocre tracer, that is a fucked up duel2 body shots or 1 headshot + melee is death, and then she still has charm and TP if it looks hairy (i.e. if you don't 1-clip her before she can react)it's so easy to be forced out if not outright killed. obviously forcing the cooldowns out is an advantage but that can't be capitalized on by yourself so it feels extra bad
>>568256261>>568256261>>568256261
>>568251139>>568251404I've found that when the game gives me the name IHoldW, the team actually comes with me when I push in. Any other name and they just stand there.Sometimes they even run away when I ult.
>>568252630Why are there 0 venture cosplayers????????????????