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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
how I run to input the blather codehttps://youtu.be/nxvKPYZtL7Q
>>568158449>ladies love a tall thin weed of a manon opposite day
>>568159123i love thin lanky men
new thread, new bloom.
>>568158758cuteiful noelle
>>568158758Hooman!
im joking im not writing that
>>568159161go back to liking fat things, because that's what you deserve.
Saw some nice Mizzle art and wanted to fap but I'm about to fall asleep so I can't zzzz
We already know the Smash mains of some characters, like Asriel, but what are everyone's favorite stages? What do (You) think Fave would pick?
It's pixelanon, vacations still going shitty. waters still too cold to swim. was very close to encountering a bear today. on the bright side I bought myself a banana split, I've always wanted to try one.I haven't had the chance to stick up anymore pippins stickers besides the washington one, will try to stick some at the resort and while I'm on the road but there's cameras everywhere and I'm not about to have to go to court in a random state over some stickers
>>568160329don't die because you'd rather want to meet a bear than a man in the woods or hubris will do you in.
>>568160329dude what is happening
>>568160329im glad you didn't get eaten
>>568158874getting back into it by drawing kris how i want them to be
>>568160501cover those eyes slut
>>568160426bro just read.it has never tried a banana split, this is lore.this is important.also it couldn't deface public property with pippshits.cut it some slack, its retarded and doesn't know any better!!!this is like so hecking fascism.
>>568158449not really looking to attract the ladies since im a fag so muscles it is
>>568160649What does this entity have to do with utdr?
>>568160787wait a second, i'm going to take a piss.
>>568160649rhetorical question
I hope nobody saw that
>>568160329I’m going to need you to slap one down in California so I can take a selfie with it
>>568160913i saw
California show your teethshe's my priestess I'm your priestyeah yeah
>>568160649kraut you blogpost about shit all the time
>>568160861retardial question.
>>568160498If only I purchased a giant fat spamton plushie beforehand, then I could've used its loud burping voicebox to scare away the bear>>568160914I actually might visit cali later this year or early next year. I'll definitely try to post some up there when I do especially since I'm planning on visiting a more populated area
A ruined Mettaton, too dissheveled to even pretend to be a king anymore but too powerless to end his life by his own devices, appoints Catty and Bratty as figureheads until further notice. Their weekly New Home cookouts are the closest monsterkind's come to community since the regime started.>Oh my god!>I like, never thought you could cook so well, miss. Inklique!> Please, please, thank you, my queen.>*I can't say I'm disappointed.>*Where did you all, like, even find the meat for this?> #Our Queen, the stores were raided during the battle. > #Do forgive us.> *Psssh. Whatever. > *Least you didn't, like, drown it in sugar.> *Or some, like, weird art piece thing.
>>568161093why does kris look like a danganronpa
>>568161105Oooooh I wasn’t actually expecting you to do it. If you do, I’ll try my best to reach it
I wish an anon would piss on my life
>>568161315why is bro talking like caine
>>568161473because he is your bitch
Wow how slutty
>>568161803oooh my
>>568161803PUT 'EM IN A STEW
>>568161218According to the artist it's meant to be their ideal outcome for the vessel
>>568161789It's cute how you're so tsun about wanting attention
>>568161093An Asgore with beautiful homophobia in his eyes
Going to bed I expect at least 6 (you)s wishing me a good night when I wake thank you
Chapter 5 will feature the turd entity.(manure schizo boss)
>>568162412fine good nigh
Caine Fujo could make me her bitch desu
>>568162568I would let her subject me to sexually deviant adventures
>>568162305and you're a total cutie-patootie when you want to be dominant from nothing and for nothing because you don't like me and feel you can five-dollar-psychologist your way into having the speaking stick.you're not half as slick as you think you are.
muahahaha... I'm evil tf3 now
>>568162915he's leveled up
Really want to write something with these two right now. Give me some prompts and/or kinks and I'll try to whip something up by the next thread.
>>568162883Krautbubble
>>568162995anything that mentions spamton's cute fluffy tail and birdlike behaviors
>>568162915>team fortress 3i am not ready for an even darker demoman.
>>568162995Both of them getting swollen with coffee for each other’s attention to the point of near suicide
>>568162995spamton and tenna spitroasting a third person together
he's showering again...
>>568163390I'M SO FAT AND NASTY I GOT CHIPS
>>568163390who
Imagine if Deltarune was set in a world where monsters and humans co-existed not-so-peacefully and Kris woke up one morning and became a monster because of a botched blood transfusion and had to escape to find refuge in a monster-only city.
>>568163390He's after me! Help!
FUCK that whale
>>568163537THEY ALL HATED ME!
>>568158758Cute doe. Good OP!
>>568163482the girl reading this
>>568163139the kraut is not the bubble, it is the needle.krautbubble is not canon.
OVER MY DEAD BODY
the guiter album cover of sans. has really reignited my love for sans and his theme
>guiter
Kris when they only have 1 hand
>>568162995slime and mayonnaise vat physical challenge sex incident
https://garticphone.com/en/00614657
>>568164165FRIEND is a free hand
hop on gartic
TWILIGHT REVERIE (Feat. Kanye West)PENUMBRA PHANTASM (Feat. Drake)
>>568164409>featuring kanye westhe'll remix it with HH.
>>568164279yeah I'm not sure if it's Gaster's, Kris's or even Cat Dad's but I think that is a very likely possibility. Gaster's would explain the device level best
>>568164356*buzzes away*
FRIEND is the shadow of the Knight's hand
>>568162568the anon drawing her in the whiteboard needs to make kt bubble sex
>>568164409the track will probably be called "RADIATION"
>>568164448he said he was sowwy
How has /utg/ been lately?
Boobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPEyaCsbqYQ
FINGAS IN HIS ASS
lets mag gartic is dead
>>568164781Noelle...
What would you do if all the monsters in Undertale and Deltarune just looked like humans wearing weird makeup like the aliens in Star Trek?
>>568164651i thought it was hilarious.>casually says he's a cuck, wanting to see his kids like a 40 year old divorcee and he'll just back funny mustache man in one song alone.bitch made me yodel with hilarity.
>>568165015undyne would just be a british person.
God imagine if Kanye died after releasing Ye and KIDS SEE GHOSTS. He would be remembered as one of the top 10 artists in human history, next to The Beatles. I mean, he might still go that way but there'd be no baggage on it.
>>568165015"Humans" in UTDR are actually the genderphobic nonbinary aliens from TNG
this is kris
>>568165707*passes away*
>>568165689Riker risked it all for they/them pussy. He was ahead of his time.
Faves like a leitmotif in my head
a few days ago I watched a Seam video so bad I had a nightmare about it that night. It would be so funny if Friend was just a miniboss in chapter 5 and in castle town all he did was make his polycule (Spamton and Tenna) reunite because it's genuinely a better way for his story to go than what 50% of Friend fans want him to be.
>>568165707
you ever feel ultra suicidal and question every decision you ever made and blame yourself for every mistake and spiral out of control thinking you're the most terrible person on the planetand then your period starts and all of that goes awayasked NOELLE HOLIDAY
>>568166020Yup
>>568166020i have never heard of a person that needs dick harder than doomer but here you are.
>>568166020yeah except the period part I’m a guy
>>568166123calm down kraut, she's not gonna fuck you
>>568166020A wise sage once told me that this is the universe telling you to get pregnant. However, I heard that this is actually a sign that you need more leafy greens in your diet from a wise thyme. A wise clove once told me that only an idiot wears green to a fancy dinner. Whether that statement in itself was wise is irrelevant, because it was very hurtful. Your Fortune: You will bleed within the next two months.
*shakes cup with coins in it* magma drawing ideas?
>>568166123>still thinking about gay men
>>568166313we don't put our dih in bih like that.
>>568166020No, I am in the minority of anons who don’t want to die and love the beauty of life, even on my period
>>568166425>we
>>568166391the fluoride stare
>>568166391kris falling down a flight of stairs
>>568166439Fujoanon…
>>568166449oh, don't let me keep you.your funeral.
First, we magThen, we ma
>>568166020Maybe you're right.Maybe you are a terrible person.What the hell are you going to do about that?Dump all of your self loathing and emotional nonsense on everyone else?That's just your inner selfishness manifesting in another way.Either get help or get a grip. People don't have time for your miserable whining.
>>568166585Wrong-o
>>568166610mmaries
>>568166391something involving catti because no one ever draws catti
>>568166657plueyanon…
>>568166439yeah that's how I usually feel too, PMDD is annoying>>568166649you're bad at reading tone
>>568166751I wish
stop bitching about your period and just skip your placebo pills, said Carol to Noelle
The woman that I would tryIs happy with a good guyBut I've been drinking so muchThat I'ma call her anyway and sayFuck that nigga that you love so badI know you still think about the times we hadI say fuck that nigga that you think you foundAnd since you picked upI know he's not around, oh-ohI'm just saying you could do betterTell me, have you heard that lately?I'm just saying you could do betterAnd I'll start hatin' only if you make meUh, cups of the XOAll my people been hereI see all of her friends hereGuess she don't have the time to kick it no moreFlights in the morningWhat you doing that's so important?I've been drinking so muchThat I'ma call you anyway and sayFuck that nigga that you love so badI know you still think about the times we hadI say fuck that nigga that you think you foundAnd since you picked upI know he's not around, ho-ho-ohI'm just saying you could do betterTell me, have you heard that lately?I'm just saying you could do betterAnd I'll start hatin' only if you make meI think I'm addicted to naked picturesAnd sittin' talking 'bout bitches that we almost hadI don't think I'm conscious of making monstersOutta the women I sponsor 'til it all goes badBut, shit, it's all goodWe threw a party, yeah, we threw a partyBitches came over, yeah, we threw a partyI was just calling 'cause they were just leavingTalk to me, please, don't have much to believe inI need you right now, are you down to listen to me?Too many drinks have been given to meI got some women that's living off mePaid for their flights and hotels, I'm ashamedBet that you know them, I won't say no namesAfter a while, girl, they all seem the sameI've had sex four times this week, I'll explainHaving a hard time adjusting to fameSprite in that mixtureI've been talking crazy, girlI'm lucky that you picked upLucky that you stayed onI need someone to put this weight on
>>568165707that is me
fave went to a grocery store today and can't believe all the corporations celebrating america's 250th bday on the packaging
>>568166751Wong again
>>568166020When it's happening you should try going to a public park with nice fresh air and find some soft grass to sit in so you can take some time to stare at the swaying trees and the sky, a quiet place where you can drop the things weighing you down for a bit and be at peace for a while
>>568167118mountain america
>>568166463https://youtu.be/F1HNuAE9WdU
>>568167074women don't realize that period-talk is as unwanted as cat-calling.
>>568167101hey man can we talk it's something important.
fave's period is extremely light and she's very thankful for it although it means she can never make a blood tribute to fave's fave
>>568167237*transforms you into a tampon*
>>568167132I’m sorry I don’t remember the specifically girl anons here ah kudos
>>568167237by that metric you're the king of sexual harassment
>>568166020>periods cure suicidal ideation Man, being a woman really is easy mode!
>>568167201you joke but yea that's real, along with all the chip brands and some grocery store chains
>>568165814can't believe someone saved my drawing. waow. i'm honored
Oh no, berdfag is being really cringe in public again.
death to leastfaverica
>>568167427king of getting sexually harassed maybehttps://files.catbox.moe/nbf2h9.png
>>568166020No, when I get depressed and suicidal I get depressed and suicidal and nothing can get rid of itIf periods got rid of it I wouldn't have attempted suicide multiple times
fave got doomer pregnant
*rubs my big belly* im so full of favetain dew yumyum
>>568167683Sex
>>568167672Post goat
>>568167770You should try using exclamation marks instead
I don’t like hearing about anons being sad :(
>>568167683Branding on fat cartoon characters is so peak
>>568167237germans don't realize their kraut-babble is as unwanted as doomer spam
>>568167584no I know, I have been experiencing it too alongside the mormon cream
I miss my handsome slim TV husband that comically falls to the ground with his ass sticking up in the air invitingly in hopes that I will do something to him
>>568167427blessed. i'll take that title and wear it with pride.>>568167779finally doomer is good for something.
faurk.
Where's Crusader of Allah
Rap songs have too many lyrics to fit into 4chan posts a lot of the time >_<
>>568167873do you want to hear about something nice
Kris fucking Noelle on her long-ass couch
>>568167896the american opinion on other people's culture, language and way of life is not sought after.bitches think they're the navel of the world.
Filling fave's belly with mormon cream 'til it's coming out their nose
I dont care about any other aspect of my life but binge eating
>>568167907the fucked up part is that dirty soda tastes kinda good but only because my monkey brain has a sweet tooth, I just don't get why everyone decided to sell it at the same time
What the fuck is mormon cream
>>568168169A german saying that is the pot calling the kettle black.
why are all of you so fat, i hate fat people, didnt you know that? how dare all of you be so fat, fatty fat FAT!!! DIE!!!!!
if you call soda 'pop' fave kills youif you call soda 'soady pop' fave pisses on you then kills you
Dess to America
>>568168314so we have to be boring thats what you’re saying?
i be dinkin my soder and eatin my burger
>>568168238I've had regular cream soda growing up myself and it's pretty good, what's not good is mountain dew with dairy in it
>>568167683Thank you for fulfilling my request.
>>568168169but i'm not american
>>568168314"soady pop" is some shit that Popeye would saythey'd kill you
>>568168062yeah, i really like thought-provoking pieces like "i put my blicky on my baby mama" by lil' ninny featuring donnie darko.and "i went fo milk an sigaret" by past, future but not present dad.and "white fragility until n-" by broken holmes records.
>>568168443popeye would never talk about fatty foods i'll fucking redact you
>>568168443they/them popeye...
>>568167683>hates pippins>gladly taking pippin dickin why is he like this?
>>568168531
>>568168647demiurge
soder's good.
>>568168605Popeye is a UTDR-accurate nonbinary hooman
>>568168818let me guess, fanta lover
I love popeye he's such a good chap
>>568168953no, i actually hate fanta.fanta klassik was good though but they pulled it in 2017.
>>568169015>only likes the purest form of nazi soda
Wobbly dice
favevincible wobble edit
>>568168110yes
>>568166572>>568166673
>>568168468Come on man expand your horizonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaTAlvbC_T4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxlnb1lEdEs
>>568169559that's a lovely catti! i like the fluffy tail
>>568158874SOME REAL HIGH QUALITY STUFF!
>>568169571anon do you actually want a genuine conversation with him like really?
>>568169812I just think it'd be cool if he liked more music
sex with dice
>>568169710sex
Is there a better combo than midnight and cold chinese leftovers sighed alphys
>>568169559kris suffering makes me happy
>>568169571nta I’ve been listening to All of the lights and Mirror (Kanye and Wayne respectively) recently
>>568170195>All of the lightsinterlude or no interlude?
>>568170195Nice picks. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a beautiful album, try giving the whole thing a listen or at least Power and Runaway
The final prophecy is that to fight the Angel the Heroes have to meanwhile use the friends they made along the way to hold the other foes at bay, with a depiction of Lancer surrounded by titans.Nubert, Tenna, and Jack potentially dying if you didn't recruit everyone is foreshadowing that a Chapter 1 character will also be lost that way by the end.The reason Ralsei wants to believe that the possible path to a happy ending is making friends with everyone is because that way Lancer will have more backup and not get obliterated.
>>568169862unfortunately, anon is right.my appreciation for art is very "narrow".>https://youtu.be/S0HTqqwZq-o
>>568169559nice tail
>>568170276usually no interlude>>568170351I’m pretty sure everyone has heard of POWER I need to listen to Runaway though
>>568169559cute(?)
>>568170442I believe in John Lancerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>>568170594>usually no interlude*disintegrates you with eye lasers leaving a smoking pair of boots*
>>568170740aaaiiiee I’m sorry anon I just don’t like listening to interludes that much
>>568170594At the risk of overhyping it before you listen, Runaway is devastatingly beautiful. There's a segment of people who would pick it as Kanye's best song and among the greatest ever made. I think Billboard put it at #25 the last time they did a big list. If "Power" is Kanye at his highest, most volatile peak in the album, "Runaway" is the painful crash down to reality, the sobriety after the drugs have run out, the self reflection and coming to terms with how ugly you really are.
I'm too old to like rap music. When I was young only the black kids listened to rap.
I exclusively listen to pingas music
>>568171080ok grandpa
>>568171080This album changed that forever.
>>568171190ok grandma
Pluey = pluie = RAINJongler = JUGGLERBattat = battât = BATTERThe knight is an OFF reference
>>568171080>i am too old to enjoy something i likewhat sort of retardation is this?were you born a bitch or did you just turn into one?
Faves are Volcarona and Hydreigon
>>568167683I can't look at pip nipples ever again without thinking of the holesFuck my life, fuck all of you
>>568170574The thumbnail of yor image looks like a rat. Noelle's left sleve is the snout, her hood is an ear, and her right sleeve behind Kris's head is the other ear sticking out.
>>568171402Where did I say I like rap music? The whole post was explaining that I don't because i'm too old to have been young when it went super mainstream.
>>568171458lmaoooo
>>568170920just listened to it pretty good very somber a bit of whiplash hearing it after re-listening to POWER good taste
>>568171672you said "i am too old to like rap music" that implies that if you would be younger you would like rap music or that when you were younger that you did.now, either you got a stick up your ass and try to live up to expectations that nobody gives a shit about or you never really liked it in the first place.
Spamton rape comic
Tenna if he performative male
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP* *vomits all over the floor* fuuuuuuuck…
>>568171926>that implies that if you would be younger you would like rap music or that when you were younger that you did.No it implies that I might enjoy it if it had been mainstream when I was young due to peer pressure and being forced to listen to it. Sorry German boy go back to English class.
>>568172023the best fucking thing to ever blossom out of this thread.
Spamton rap comic
>>568172084*cleans you up and puts you into bed*
>>568171458
>whiteboard shitting itself the moment I start drawingfuck me in the ass and call me a good boy
>>568172221ZAMN!!!!!!!!!
is thread sleeping
>>568172112no, either you like something or you don'teverything inbetween is peer pressure or the lack of availability boundled with the lack of expression what you want in music.don't tell me about your growth as a person and how it restricts you from liking things, dumbass.
>>568171897Glad you liked itLater if you feel like getting your shit rocked in a different way try the album he released after mbdtf, YEEZUS. You will definitely have Some opinion on it one way or the otherIt was (maybe is) very divisive when it came out, a version of it had leaked way back in the day and his fans were saying it was fake lol because there was nothing like it
>>568172274who’s a good boy?
The Carol painting got me thinkingIt would be cool to have a /utg/ secret santa type thing and probably more realistic than the legendary meetup, but...can it be done without drama?
Masculine Tenna
>>568172285>no, either you like something or you don'tYou don't think your tastes are influenced by your peers?That's extremely naive.
>>568172207ο__________ο∥ (\_(\___/) ∣∥ (〃(〃 )∣^︵︵`︵︵︵\( / ︵ ︵\\ ||‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾|| \ , ||——————––||
>>568172378this would be so cool. /a/ used to do a secret santa if i remember correctly
>>568172306alright thank you musicanon
>>568172487damn my kaomoji got kinda fucked
>>568158758I’m happy you used my drawing as the OP pic but I wanted to add more critters and reply to the anchor with it..
>>568172619do it!
>>568172512how did they do it?
>>568172619alright I knew I should’ve waited fuck
>>568172397he drinks beer and doesn't shave (degauss the dead pixels on his screen)
>>568172397He already is
>>568172397what’s the opposite of I miss tenna
the tail of hell better come out the screen and bounce on my shit silly style with how built up it is
>>568172619AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE will you do it anyways and forgive our unholy souls?
>>568172730i dont remember, its been at least a few years since i've thought of it, i never participated because i didnt want packages from internet strangers delivered to my parents house but they made it work somehow
>>568172432peer pressure is not a valid form of enjoyment, anon.just like what you like.and if you liked rap, you would like rap.and if you don't like rap, you don't like rap.but to gatekeep yourself from enjoying something is a terrible way to lead your life.take it from me, a bitter cunt that can't enjoy most things.
>>568172619you can still reply to the anchor with the update. there's no cops here.
>>568172693Tomorrow I’ll have time to draw more!
>>568173002ahem
Deltarune has a lot of thematic connections with Drawn to Life which is odd because Drawn to Life is an explicitly Christian game about connecting with others and not letting your tragedies consume you
>>568172887How do you kill tenna he should be dead
>>568172961You are literally too stupid to understand my point so I'm closing this conversation tree.
>>568173073I hate Lancer so much it's unreal
>>568173138okay gerson.
>>568173067AM I BEING DETAINED
>>568173235I was JUST looking for someone to crush *pounds fist into palm and cracks neck*
The darkners suck
Said no one ever
>>568173067Oooo look, the big scary art cop! *draws hyper realistic dick on your car door then runs away*
Lightners are better
>>568172730alright i've looked at the archive, secret s/a/nta is still a thing https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283100428/#283100428 with the how-toseems like quite a production and i doubt many anons here would be willing to submit their address to someone here
Fave is paralyzed from the waist down and has to piss out of a catheter. Won't you PLEASE empty faves smelly piss baggy... and help wipe them up? Faves smelling awfully gross... Fave could use a bath... Fave relies on you! Don't neglect and abuse Fave!
>>568173658*spends the entire time talking about tenchi muyo and my OC waifu and why I think I like romance with tangents inbetween*
anon please calm down
>>568173658I rem
>>568173812Can you see me how many fingers am i holding up
remember when people made King and Kaard toxic yaoi
>>568173235Lancer is the sweetest and funniest character in the game. He's filled with so much little boy energy even the shotafags don't want him which just makes him even more based.
I fucking love pickles
>>568173996>little boy energyThis sounds so pedophilic even if I know that's not your intention
>>568173996I really really really really don't like the way you phrased any of this
>>568173996bro is trying to fill him with his own little boy energy
>>568174080>>568174119>>568174125I do NOT want to fuck Lancer.
ooooouuuuuuuuugh jockington rule 34
>"little boy energy"we're not beating the allegations /utg/-sistas.
I just LOVE that little boy I want to see some of that little boy energy up close
Lancer looks like he shits himself regularly
>>568174376
My peenee hurt
yeah that anon set himself up lmao
>>568173996just say "young child" next time, but I get ya he's great. He's unhinged but innocent enough to be a sweet kind of unhinged, like eating salsa out of a stump unhinged instead of on the verge of shooting up a school unhinged.I WILL smack Toby across the face one day for inventing the darkner stone rule purely so Lancer couldnt stay with the group
>>568174657>He's unhinged but innocent enough to be a sweetThat fucker is the knight and nothing you say will change my mind!
>>568174757son.
>>568173608I imagine we'd have a far smaller crowd here, which would be easier to manage. I hope we can figure something out, I would love to send people some art.
>You have to put him in his wheelchair and buckle the straps securely.>You have to clean him after he uses the bathroom, including bathing and changing.>You have to help him dress because he can't put clothes on himself due to physical limitations.>You have to mush his food up because his teeth are gone, making it difficult for him to chew solid food.>You have to feed him because he can't feed himself due to physical limitations and lack of mobility.>His brain is gone, leaving no resemblance of the person you once knew.>He's a mere shell of his former self. Devoid of thought or feeling unless it's pain and fear.>You want to hurt him badly.>This is all that's left.>A hollowed, brain-dead husk of a man.>One morning you decide enough is enough.>You leave him alone. For good this time.>He cries out for you.>A day passes.>His stomach hurts.>His voice is gone from crying.>Weeks pass.> You return to him to a foul, decaying odor.>Spamton still in bed, but only this is rotted and decayed.He's gone.You are free.
Rudy is never going to get sick and awesome art… he’s just going to die at the festival or something and that’s it…
>>568174657>just say "young child" next time,Yeah don't worry I've got the message that people don't like the phrase little boy energy lmao
someone call?
>>568174803i agree it would be pretty cool. i can potentially look into figuring something out if other people would actually be on board with sending/receiving stuff
"little boy energy" might be the funniest thing this thread has said in weeks.
can the lancerpedos dethrone the goatpedos?
i hate stimmies
>>568174846I really don’t like this. I’m not even a spamton fag, but leaving someone unable to care for themselves to suffer hurts my heart.
>>568175436you have a green soul anon…
dice molesting kraut is top 5 best pieces of /utg/ art I've seen and all avatarfags deserve the same treatment
>>568175509I’m pretty sure the rest would enjoy it
>>568175509what a retarded power fantasy you have.you could rape someone pretty.the only gain there is that i am well-endowed.
>>568175494But the green soul is about facing danger…
>>568175353These stimmies are so good I could die!
Imagine participating in the utg secret santa and you open up the package in your mail only to see period art in person
>kraut has big titsalright make the part 2 paizuri
>>568175850based levels reaching lethal concentrations
>a relaxing wave washes over you as you watch Lancer and Ralsie spending time together >you are filled with the power of little boy energy
>they're actually retarded on purpose.
>>568175850I would treasure it forever and only open it's temperature controlled vault to take the occasional sniff.
>what is a joke
>>568175991Anon but it doesn't smell like anything
>>568175717it’s also kindness!!!!!!
>>568175850>i receive "bold and brash"
>thinks he would ever receive a present
>>568176121How would you know? Unless...
I would participate in the secret santa but the problem is I don't live in eagle land so I can only receive but not send packages
>>568176253I'm mailing american dew to you and You're gonna like it
>>568176225now that is an improvement from getting a yeast infection from a preschooler painting.maybe the real gift was the health and humility we had on our way.
>>568176225I mean he received some pippins easily
>>568137865Fave wants to know if anyone has the image like this except it just links regular design and he's leaning against hyrule castle with his sword and shield on the ground, fave tried finding it the other day and couldnt
Kraut’s present is getting older, crustier, and gray hairs
>>568176019A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!?
>>568176253Be thankful you don't live in Eagle Land, it's been crazy since a meteor crashed here and starmen started showing up
>>568174846>Break the veils of reality to make fave real>Be a retard to not know some basic heal spells in case life happens to faveThere's a few healers you could've given a call too for some lessons. Toriel and Noelle are likely across the block before invoking Catti and seeing what Hell has open (and that's before going dark world and seeing how soul-healing works there oh Ralsei). Are we sure you're not the the missing brain? Sure look like one that could work for Hollywood.
if your gift isnt dicer cock I don’t want it
>>568173996Don't worry anon I understood what you meant by little boy energy. It's not your fault pedos have made people read into things too much.
>>568176803You do you, my friend.go with god but go.
boye energy
>>568173996what are your thoughts on the phrase wild and silly?
small pipis energy
where's the fucking newsletter man where is it
>>568176686Screw that noise, the bigger issue is I can't find any place selling medium pizzas anymore, we live in darker times than you realize my friend
>>568176967I ated it
>>568176985fat fuck
>Pluey after eating the newsletter
I'm just going to listen to those 4 leaked songs and close my eyes and imagine Chapter 5.
What could it be?...Newsletter Thee...Chapter 5...Was never alive...
Ey kid I got a newsletter for you right here.
>>568177159The first one has actually been stuck in my head. I want to hear the full thing even if it's not by Toby.
she is cute that is why they call her teh rei
>>568177159what leaked songsis someone larping as toby fox on soundcloud again
>>568173996Oh you really think so?I'm sorry man there are people who would make Lancer chug their cock precisely because he is so actively repulsive in a little boy way
>>568177406>is someone larping as toby fox on soundclound againthe answer is always yes
>"little boy way"that's a street name on jeffy eppy's island.
>>568177406Probably But I want to believe because people in the thread it came out in gave really convincing reasoning so I'm not saying if it's real or not because I don't wanna look like a doofus if it ends up being real/fake.
>>568177406https://x.com/SophiaN85301
>>568177432If they exist thankfully I've never seen them in here so I never have to confront that idea and I can go on pretending no one sexualizes Lancer.
having no one ever talk about you after posting shit that makes you recognizable is so greatgetting named and being known sounds gay as fuck
>>568173996>>568177432Lancer is like a little hispanic boy who kills cats and sells their meat to the butcher for 13 dollars a pound.
>>568177647I think I saw Lancer porn like once ages ago in Chapter 1 days but then never again and I don't even remember what it was.
>>568177703I only mention recognizing Anons if it's relevant, which for good posters isn't often.
>>568177703how does having a name relate to being a man attracted to another man
>>568160501Good work anon please draw more!!!
>>568177636props to the artist for not sticking to conventional tropes that fansongs like these always tend to have but these sound a bit more... Megaman-esque than we're used to hearing from toby? especially that first track, It's the type of shit Geo Stellar would be walking around tohttps://youtu.be/pkvfvLcfbfI?si=xdQQiIndzsqMUQTq
>>568177831Well you see sonny in the 2000s we didn't like gay people so when we saw something we didn't like we called it gay.
This is one of my favorite lines in Deltarune and it always makes me laugh. How can anybody not like Lancer when he says stuff like this?
and that's what i meant by "gay"
As I keep this frozen demesne,whither now my mother, my flame;And along the coils of light,the life I desire.
>>568178059calling something gay has always been an exclusively juvenile activity thats why people who grew up in both the 90's and '00s would say that they called things they didnt like gay. Kinda like how today kids call things they don't like "Diddy"
Will Lancer and Rouxls get a serious moment?
>>568177703sorry for drawfagging… I didn’t do it on purpose…. *walks away all sad*
>>568177636this is definitely just someone fucking around with the Tobysoft Instruments but it's neat regardless
>>568178184Did Papyrus ever get a serious moment?
>When the account showed up everyone in the thread said it was real>When the account is reposted a couple days later everyone says its fakeWhat changed?
>>568178184Lancer will when Carol finds him on Susie and tears him up in the Light World
>>568178184Was Susie vs. Lancer not a serious moment...?
>>568178357Not really it's just a cutscene
>>568178339Ironically Toby would be way more liberal with his favorite little leitmotifs than someone trying to show restraint to pass off as Toby
children's books used to get away with calling people retard y'know
>>568178280Only on Genocide, or in some neutral endings like the one where Alphys kills herself and Papyrus is legitimately distressed because he doesn't know where she went.
*falls asleep and starts snoring really loud*
>>568178453Dawg he was just explaining things very neutrally why are you pissed off.
stimmies... running low...and the faves? start to go...
>>568178474it meant something different. Like it was a lot more clinical and eventually just became an overall slur
>>568178613Kraut is very very stupid Also obsessed with gay people and incontinence for some reason. Even though he claims to not like them he thinks and talks about them whenever he can.
>>568178059>>568178160Calling things gay is an anachronistic activity of the youth and not really a part of the culture of the time
fucking fave on the ikea bisexual gaslighting hands couch
>>568178357Oh yeah true I forgot.
When do you get to kill Tenna
>>568178059Gerson was homophobic until a hot enby in a robe seduced him.
>>568178814what the fuck is happening in ikea i thought they sold furniture and meatballs
>>568178881Kris...
>>568178881joseph bulkin………..
>>568178881Name with ellipses...
>>568178881toriel dreemurr.........................................
Linkle blue energyIs that anything
>>568178881favius schmavius........
Can someone tell me goodnight before I go to bed also play with my hair and cuddle me
Guys I just figured it out. Asriel Dreemurr is an anagram for "Serial Murderer"
>>568179172I guess
>>568178613"dawg" thinks using gay/faggot as a prejorative uvenile.i suppose this sentiment comes from a corner of life where this is word has become a fact of life to one.
>>568178339I said it was fake when it was first posted too
The gerson Statue fight makes no sense if you didn't do the secret boss
good night my pretty princesses
>>568179578you're supposed to do the secret boss
>>568179578I didn't even know the Gerson fight was a thing when I beat Chapter 3 and it made sense to me. I just thought Gerson turned evil.
>>568179578why are you even playing the game?
>>568158758
>"optional bosses">look inside>fights that are basically mandatory
>>568179825cause I can
>>568179783*Chapter 4 I mean.Either way it made sense to me.
>>568158874'tat wiggle
>>568179930You can also eat rusty nails.but just because you can, doesn't mean you should.you should unironically immerse yourself in a bath tub if you can't even enjoy the world of deltarune enough to play a little extra stuff.
>>568180026CUTE!! He looks like a sunrise
>>568179929
Thanks to market research all remaining Deltarune characters will be wearing suits.
>>568180107>t. didn’t even find the beam of light portal to castle town in his chapter 4 pacifist save
>>568180107already took a bath though
>>568179929they're for people that want to do them. you don't have to fight the optional bosses if you don't want to, but you also have to acknowledge that you aren't experiencing the game to the fullest extent.>Toby Fox game>rewarding players with answers and context for going out of their way to see everythingit's nothing new!
>>568180253>didn't even route weirdly
>>568173996I LOVE KIDS UTG! I LOVE KIDS!!!!
>>568180356I did both!
I will never do Weird Route. I will never do Genocide. I have never watched either.
>>568180486it's good to be consistent
I love the Mike fight secret content
>>568179783How the fuck did you miss the Gerson fight?
I love the Mike fuck sexret consent
>>568180767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
>>568180813I played 3+4 in one sitting and didn't want to go out of my way to do the really hard secret fights, I just wanted to do the main story.
>>568180873What, you don’t like it?
>>568180617watch me be consistently be weird.
I will never play Undertale. I will never play Deltarune. I have never watched either.
>>568180767The Mike trio is more funny and memorable than Sweet Crappin Cucks or Lanino and Elnina
>>568181021Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Another 100 plastic ferris wheels and sticker sheets to sweet brapn cakes
>>568180971The Gerson fights not even hard. I don't understand the philosophy in rushing through the chapters and missing out on all the content. Sometimes the best stuff is the hardest to find.Am I the weirdo for reloading saves just so I can see all the dialog choices and always backtracking to see if there are new npcs?
>>568180973I do, just thinking of something fermented
>>568181101Because I like jacking off to the goat boy and the deer girl
>>568181002you don’t play pacifist? no wonder you never found the secret castle town portal in chapter 4
>>568181143>rushing through the chapters and missing out on all the content."missing out on all the content" bro you're talking about secret fights that you can go back and do on another playthrough. Why does this fandom act like the shadow crystal bosses are the only part of the game?
>>568181169>the goat boy and the deer girlAlright, I'll make it interesting for you. Pick one, or else.
>>568181351I pick the blue twink
Nintendo direct on june 4th. Chapter releases immediately after the broadcast ends. You're welcome, FRIEND.
>>568181143I'm not good at the game and I didn't want to be spoiled on anything. Which is good I did because people were blabbering about the Jitterbug ending the second the chapters came out. Usually my first playthrough is main story and then my second playthrough is going back and seeing stuff I missed.
>>568181389wosh granted-ua
>>568181394If you're lying I will find you and rip your hair from your scalp.
>>568181257fuck pacifist
>>568181394If you lie to me like the Wolff did there will be hell 2 pay
>>568181534you should unironically immerse yourself in a bath tub if you can't even enjoy the world of deltarune enough to play a little extra stuff.
>>568181489He gives off Pippins vibes
>>568181295They aren't the only part of the game but Gerson's fight is full of tasty yummy lore and foreshadowing and it helps set up the ending where Gerson leaps out to save your asses.I wouldn't feel as strongly if Anon said they skipped Jevil.
>>568181504>>568181551Wheat and fire, fluff and bone. Hold your breath, for the darkness drowns.
>>568181596>tennargamel immediately pondering a new food source
>>568181648The foreshadowing is Gerson being a badass and helping you during battles. You don't need to see the secret fight to know he's probably got power behind him, so when he shows up during the Titan fight it's a cool surprise that was foreshadowed either way.
>>568181731I need more art of tenna eating pippins
>>568181759What if you attacked the enemies instead of using the acts
>>568181938You see him shatter the prophecy and one of Kris's options is "You did that on purpose". There's lots of hints
>>568173996why did people flip out this is understandable to me hes very much like a real child
Fuck Gerson
>>568182094excuse me, REAL CHILD?
Is it gay if you masturbate while listening to songs by a male vocalist, if the songs aren’t the focus of the masturbation?
>>568182094There's a lot of people here who want to fuck children, they usually post Asriel/Frisk/Chara but sometimes Noelle or Ralsei.
There’s a psychological difference between wanting to fuck a character and wanting two characters who eventually fuck each other (shipping)
all that assin faves jeans
>>568173996People have tried to run the Lancer molestation gimmick before but no one really gave a shit so they stopped after a few days
i'm a lot like Burgerpants
>>568182840glamburgers up front bud
>>568182310and never lancer which is what anon was saying
BURGERPANTS where’s my quadtuple bypass chili cheese glamburgers!
>>568183042>and never lancerI'm guessing the freaked out replies didn't know that assumed that guy wanted to fuck Lancer.
I still think theres a chance pizzapants can be mike in some form since we dont even know his name. Hell Pizzapants isnt even his in universe nickname like Burgerpants was, we just say that because it makes it easier to differentiate
size difference
>>568182968...
>>568183198>Hell Pizzapants isnt even his in universe nicknameYes it is>... haha. I'll always just be a joke, won't I, Little Buddy?>People even call me "Pizzapants," instead of my real name...
>>568183447…I’d eat it.
in Undertale Prime, Mike's nickname is "Spaghettipants"
>>568183315why can't susies be real
>>568183665because god hates uswe need to kill god to make susie real
lotsa spaghetti
>>568183489...fuck, I forgot
>>568181394The Direct will be after Summer Game Fest but before the World Cup (Japan likes their soccer team) because Nintendo doesn't like to share attention. The release date will probably be in late summer or autumn.
To reach Susie you must escape samsara.
>People even call me "Pizzapants," instead of my real name...>Huh? What is my real name? You don't know?>It's written on my Nametag, little buddy, it's Mike! Mike "FRIEND" Gaster!
Do you think we get Chapter 5 within the next 3 months?
Dess to Asriel, and a curse upon the Mew Mew Kitty
>>568184031It'll be 6 or 7 months from now
>>568184293In chapter 7 Kris and the SOUL will have graphic on-screen sex, just you wait
I live in a part of the world where it's hot 8 months out of the year against my will and I need Chapter 5 to distract me from my sweaty misery.
What is Chapter 5? An El Dorado, a Shangri La. A fantasy. I have accepted its non existence.
>>568184031Deltarune chapter 5 will release at some point between tomorrow and December 31, 2026
The newsletter comes outWhoops! All side projects
Brapter 5
don't forgetthis means we make out with kris in the pacifist route
Catter 5 and Bratter 5
https://files.catbox.moe/mtgufj.mp4
let's make a little bet!https://poal.me/ue55yn
>>568184801This also means that violence cucks you out of your vessel
>>568184967which will you pick modern mankris sex or vessel destruction
Toby Fox has confirmed that Deltarune has been split into two games with five chapters each
Toby Fox has confirmed my firm ass
>>568185361if you lock on the second half onto the first half you can play as the vessel in the first half and if you lock it onto undertale you can play tenna's marvelous mystery spheres
It's talking a lot time because Toby moved to China and has put real time AI-chatting with Ralsei in his game.
Toby wants chapter 5 to really show off the pragmaric ideas of Socialism With Chinese Characteristics
Things took a Snowgrave back there.
>>568185830Why did Toby put the big ceremony with dramatic consequences at the end of the plot instead of the beginning? Is he stupid?
I've fought Favecrabs more fearsome than you
Never should have come here.
>>568185917chapter 5 is not the end
>>568186168Chapter 5 is only the Flower King the Festival won't happen until Chapter 6 or 7
chapter 5 Kris gets kidnapped by ICE to be deported and Susie & Noelle ride with Asgore as he uses his truck to ride ICE off the road
>>568158758>-Fanart Archives>>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6BaThe first collection here isn't mine but I've been paying for the hosting and I'm gonna pull the plug in a few weeksIf you want to download 280,000 pictures (120GB) of fan art, mostly UT, mostly humans, going up to 2022, then you should do it now
>>568186456First Krabs leaving and now this. The /utg/ I entered years ago is dying...
>>568186253?
>>568186647chapter 5 could take place at night like chapter 3 did i guess.
>>568186253If I have to wait another year for the Festival AND Knight reveal I will hunt down and kill Tobert.
>>568186456How much have you paid in total hosting this?
>>568186647It gets delayed because the church being destroyed after the police chief disappears takes precedantBut in Weird Route Kris and Noelle go anyway alone, even with no one running it
>>568186906Good news! Chapter 6 is 2028 so you have to wait two
>>568186647Call takes place at 12:01 so we basically have a few chapters to go still
Quit Stalling!
The Festival!It took 12 years to set up!
The Festival will happen in 24 Namekian hours
Egg man already explicitly said that chapter 5 is on Sunday. Chapter 4 was Saturday and several characters said that the festival was tomorrow. The festival is happening in chapter 5 no matter what.
Eggman also said GET A LOAD OF THIS
>>568187645Chapters 2 and 3 were on the same day
>>568187645I still think theres plenty set up for it to get cancelled>The Police Chief is gone>The Church has been destroyed, if its sunday that will absolutely get discovered>Carol is the mayor, and Susie literally told her she'd go to the festival with her daughter, which she does not wantIt gets cancelled, susie throws a fit over it, either they make a dark world on their own because they figure after beating a knight its fine just for some fun and it turns into a slice of life gone wrong because Kris suggested a really bad place as part of the knight's plan.Except on Weird Route, where Noelle wants to go with Kris. Carol keeps it going even with all the red flags simply because doing so would bring back more of the past, even if that past isnt Dess specifically.
>>568187645The Festival takes place after 5pm and Chapter 5 is set during the day
>>568187983either they make one or* they find another one somehow, dont know how I forgot to say that part
There's no reason for the festival to get canceled because the only person who can do that is Carol and she believes she still has things under control. Remember Alphys tells us the police in Hometown are basically window dressing. The wet nose bandits were apprehended entirely by Carol.
>>568188110Yeah because its the fucking wetnose bandits, theyre a joke. The chief of police who could bench press a car just disappeared without a trace, and the church is in shambles. That's a very different situation, and she has a personal motive for canceling it because she hates susie and doesnt want her near her daughter
>>568186964€434.22. But really €0 since it's the same host I use for my personal backups and I'd have been paying for it regardless.The price has really crept up over the years so I'm switching to something cheaper that unfortunately doesn't have a web interface.
>>568188229Susie's going to get the blame for the church because she left the note for Alvin that was obviously written by her.
>Chapter 1: Friday>Chapter 2: Saturday (day)>Chapter 3: Saturday (night)>Chapter 4: Sunday (day)>Chapter 5: Sunday (night)>Chapter 6: Monday (day)>Chapter 7: Monday (night)>Chapter 8: TuesdayThere.
>>568188307>susie is in fucking jail when you start chapter 5Would be crazy, Toby could even rip off mother 3 more by having an apple (Kris) break her out
...is kris going to end up being some kind of apple of enlightenment reference
Kris is apple kid and Susie is orange kid (orange in her dark world)Kris transforms into Apple Themington
Carol will cover up the church being in disarray and keep the festival going because her and Asgore's plan relies on it. She'll still blame Susie though and part of the chapter will be defending Susie from Carol and possibly Asgore. Not in battle, in court. Because it's the Ace Attorney chapter.
>>568188376Are you stupid? Chapter 1 is Thursday and chapter 2 is Friday. They go to class in chapter 2, I don't know how you could think it takes place on Saturday.
>>568188610>Because it's the Ace Attorney chapter.Dude, the steam description literally calls out Chrono Trigger. She's going to have a CT-style court room scene, including a segment where she gets called out for drinking the alley milk as if its some horrible crime
>>568188712Toby is Japanese they have school on Saturday.
Greeting Asgore on his throne by placing a lunch tray on an adjacent table and immediately detecting an expression of barely-restrained grief on his face as he stares down deeply into the lake of golden flowers blanketing the surrounding floor, shortly before I kneel down at his side to let one hand rest on his cheek so the tears he's fighting back can fall along my gently caressing thumb and to give a reassuring squeeze on his gauntleted hand with my other as I quietly ask if he'd be comfortable sharing how he's feeling (he had never told me up until that point since bringing it up was simply too painful, but today is Asriel's birthday... and despite all the time that's passed it never gets easier for him). Cozying up in the space between Asgore and the armrest of the huge recliner by the fireplace that conveniently boasts just enough room for us both if he favors a side, after which he pops open an old tome about the Monster / Human War to explain its history while trying to maintain his warm tone through the inherent solemnity of the subject matter (though I truly love when he explain things academically, I could tell the dreadful memories were still fresh on his mind with his short pauses as if lost in thought). Offering to move our vehicles to fit a piece of furniture through the garage when Asgore simply waves the idea away and bends down to carefully move each to huddle together at one side by their bumpers, and though he obviously could've carried the dresser alone with his strong and sexy arms neither of us wanted a repeat of the last time when he ended up losing grip on a bookshelf trying to take it upstairs and accidentally impaled it with his horns so I happily assisted in guiding it (he was apprehensive about letting me help with heavy lifting at first, but it seems my tunnel vision on his flexed biceps as I followed him being so powerful that even him asking where I wanted the article placed aloud not being able to break me out of it eased his worries)
I can't keep up with the 50 SNES rpgs called like "(blank) of (blank)" Toby keeps referencing.
>>568188774It'll be both, Toby loves Ace Attorney and Susie was based on Maya so defending her as a tutorial case before the real trial where you defend the Knight makes sense. Also Carol already looks like an AA prosecutor and Asgore has the beard to be the judge.
>>568189013There's only like 20 you really need to paly.
>>568189036>Susie was based on MayaI keep hearing this, where was this said? I dont remember it at all, and I dont think I really see the Maya resemblence.
>>568189113well, which are they?
>>568189147https://nintendoeverything.com/deltarune-creator-on-the-games-origins-progress-update-and-more/>I feel like Kris and Ralsei have fairly obvious origins. As for Susie, I originally designed her right after I had played Phoenix Wright for the first time. At first, she was essentially like Maya Fey, and would serve as your small, friendly, sassy companion. There really wasn’t any tension at all, she was just nice and cute.>But… as I wrote more and more, she eventually transformed into something totally different from Maya. Now she’s more like the tough guy getting framed for a crime or something. Then Kris points out at the courtroom and it goes “Objection!!” and hearts come out of their finger. Then they’re disbarred due to flirting with the witness…https://nintendoeverything.com/deltarune-creator-on-the-games-origins-progress-update-and-more/
>>568189147
>>568189147He's half right, Maya Fey was the bases of Beta Susie in picrel. Also the first Toby showed this off he blanked out the text "he goes to a different school" because it wasn't used until Chapter 4.
>>568189340Ralsusie ftw
>>568189245>>568189314>Toby literally calls her out as a character that would be framed for crimes she didn't commitThis makes me feel even more confident she'll get the blame for the church.
>>568189340Oh right "bottled water" was also blanked out.
>>568188610Mix Undertale mechanics through the ace attorney segment, like maybe the buttons are shit like present press and whatever and you need to dodge magic attacks that represent the prosecutor's arguments
I remember the cool concept of Asgore's flowers being a panel of judges as darkners
>>568189340Beta Susie is more overtly Maya-esque but she's still pretty Maya-y in terms of her personality.>>568189474Maya is also framed for crimes she didn't commit in most games where she appears, so it's possible that he worked backwards from that idea
In 202X a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These kids promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the dark world. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them; maybe you can hire the Fun Gang.
Thinking about it, aside from the church, maybe Susie could be accused of being the Knight's accomplice? We don't know how long ago she moved to town, but if it was relatively recent then it might appear like there's a connection between the two from the perspective of someone like Carol. Also, she could be accused of deliberately usurping Noelle's place in the prophecy, that would be a good way to reveal that actually.
Also chapter 5 is Snowdin and Papyrus's dating themes are based on Ace Attorney songs
I call my first witness, Rory K. Night to the stand to testify!
Object heads are one thing but can Toby really get away with an Ace Attorney parody bit in current year
deltrarune is problematic.., ;_;
>>568190883There was a whole miniboss in the last chapter inspired by Youtube Poop
Kris is accused of:TheftDestruction of Public PropertyDisturbing the peaceGrave RobberyDestruction of evidence.
>>568190883If anything he'll shake it up by referencing tgaa and the herlock sholmes bits where you have to correct susie's deductions
>>568181534thanks for saying what we're all thinking.
I’m on the toilet taking a poop
I'm taking a poop on the toiiot
>>568191387Bear down extra hard on the next turd for me, kitten ;)
>>568191676Well all the turds have been pushed out before you sent this so
very sane fandom.
Do you guys think the giant toilet in chapter 2 was a Darkner
>>568191972That's weird. Kris is called "them" 59 times but only "they" once?
I grow bored of Toby *teleports Toby to the Chalcolithic era*
>>568191972Dear god its gone up to 59, they really have nothing better to do
>>568191972>The text of the game raped me
>>568190973I thought it was inspired by this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
>>568192052actual sane>>568192058actual insane
Because UTG is where the poop is
>>568192001Its a shitpost anon
>>568192108every meme redraw ive seen of this doesn't draw the woman muscley enough to imply she beats him which is the whole joke
>>568191972Are we really baiting with this on /utg/ now? I've seen this used as argument fuel in so many other sites and every time it's just some guy getting pissed at the fact the wiki only does this because people keep calling Kris "he" and sometimes "she" even though the text pretty explicitly calls Kris a they. It gets pretty fucking irritating to see that over and over again just because people get upsetty over the idea of a nonbinary character existing and refuse to use the actual, written pronoun the game gives despite it being put there this many times.You can complain, whinge, whatever, but the fact they do this makes perfect sense. It's far more irritating to see people complain about this than to see it on the wiki.
>>568192186I can hear cartoon luigi make his iconic tire screech sound effect that he does after saying that's mama luigi to you
people have took the fact that not all racism is “RAAAGHHH LYNCHINGS AND POGROMS” and stretched it thinner than taffy
Good thing I found a magic balloon
>>568191972i don't even think this image is real, or at least, i haven't gone through the procedures for this to occur. i'm on the site right now. it just says 'they/them'. but i will say the people that share this image or harass people for giving kris gendered pronouns are insane, yes.
I'll have to give myself a PRRRROMOTION
>>568192467Deltarune.wiki does it, the Deltarune on Fandom doesn't.
>>568192467I can assure you its realhttps://deltarune.wiki/w/Kris
if i call kris they my dick will burst into flames and the wokies win
>>568192715>>568192720oh. i just typed in 'deltarune kris' and the fandom link was the first one to pop up.
>there are people who don't use the fandom page
The wiki is good for not coddling secondaries
kris has he/him pronouns because he is a male because he has a penis that gets sucked on daily by ralsei and susie
When I got into Undertale 12 years ago with the demo I didn't realize I was signing up for a decade of pronoun arguments that never end.
>>568192839Fandom is a dogshit website, basically every alternative is better
What do you mean "deltarune" what do you mean "newsletter" I'm still waiting for Undertale Hardmode.
>>568192982when i first played undertale i genuinely thought frisk had a gender selection in the form of your actions in the papyrus fight purely because not flirting made his date into a hang out, so I thought "okay obviously that means not flirting makes you a boy, flirting makes you a girl", the pronouns never even crossed my mind
toby should use his powerful connections in japan to get highly experimental wrist surgery
>Checks utg because my boss hasn't given me anything to work with.>Pronouns discourse I'm tired.
>>568193108Understandable honestly. When I first played Undertale I got confused when the Mettaton scolded me and Alphys made an angry face when I answered "me" to who Alphys has a crush on because she literally had a camera fixated on you the whole game so I thought she was meant to be a weird stalker.
kids today won't know the joy of growing up with dikekike along with other ytpoopers and that's truly saddening
>>568193204whos your fave anon
i'm more anti-noun myself.
>>568193330Borgarpants
im a nigga
I'm Batman
all me nouns aint pro cus they got a sprained wrist during try-outs, its real disappointing too cus they coulda done real well in those professional noun leagues, coulda been one of the best nouns there
Catty is somehow the most and least wife utwoman choice at the same time because despite being a slovenly debatably-dyke degenerate she's also the only tobywoman within the target demographic's age range that openly and canonically dreams about starting a familyGranted that very same dream is immediately followed by an eating pussy joke so make of that what you will
>>568193378>>568193381>>568193421>>568193485The team has been assembled. Time to stop The Roaring!
i love my boy ralsei
>>568193253Fave remembers watching Youtube Poops, stolen flash animations, and MUGEN videos on early YouTube. It's been strange seeing the internet get worse and worse and worse over time. I'd say the creation of Facebook was the first bullet but Musk Xitter was the killing blow and AI is the desecration of the corpse.
>>568193549Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
newsletter never evercheck this 6
>>568193665https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/735442929/
>>568193108How old were you when you played Undertale
>>568193485I think Batman if anything is the biggest filter for "I only read comics" writers because if you've never read any actual detective fiction nor engaged with horror to form your sense of aesthetic you're bound to turn his world into the sharpie-colored power rangers(case in point: the Ghost-Maker) I don't pretend to be exempt from this rule myself, why do you think my writing is limited to the nu-Family Guy pastiche style of DC Instagram
I was 10 when I played undertale it was so scary
when i was a kid, i used to go on youtube and watch resident evil 4 death animations. they were so cool to watch
>>568193879I and fave both wish there was a way to see related videos only not recommended, fave found some incredible videos through that and I discovered ytps with the volvic volcano telling alan to grab his conkers
People born after 2000 scare me and remind me one day I'm going to be so old that I could fall asleep one night and never wake up again.
>>568194168i was born in 2003 and i already feel old and decrepit and nothing in life pleases me
>kriselle suselle ralsusie kralsei:
It's hard to even discuss the Cattenheimers because it's clear they're a case where their pastiche and placement as "the joke characters" is itself a thematic parallel tantamount to how Catty is the perfect fangirl that in and of herself is able to give the player more so than Frisk themselves literal and metaphorical keys to Mettaton's true nature but I lack the language to expand on that without trespassing further into /co/ autist territory
The very first youtube video fave searched for was "how to make a burning laser", it was about turning a laser pointer into a laser that could set fire to things like paper. That was really cool when I first discovered you could just look up anything you wanted as a video and it would just be there.
Fave remembers the early days of Youtube when like 30% of videos had a part where something would pop up and scare the shit out of you. Much like Chara at the end of Genocide.
>pov you're an unsupervised glamburger
>>568194663I don't want her to eat me, I want to eat HER.
>>56819389713-14 I think
fave remembers watching ut comic dubs and having fave's first exposure to sans be bad time simulator
>>568194832fave remembers finding this video and it being their introduction to undertalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3DS4yOFJQ
>>568193903>the Ghost-MakerJust looked up who that is and I'm pretty sure I see like 10 of those a year"This here is Batman's greatest rival yet" and then it's just a Destiny reject with five katanas and a technospear that exists solely to make Funko Pops and McFarlane toysKinda feels like DC struggles to mantain a balance between Batman, the detective, and Batman, ninja McCoolguySaid Alphys, to no one in particular. Is there anyone even here? Hello? What's this black smoke coming out of the closet?
Whoever that guy was who made the goth chick-Ron Burgundy r63 Cattypants drawing he's only fueled my headcanon of Mettaton Ending Newslady Catty>>568195273I ascribe that second part >balance between Batman, the detective, and Batman, ninja McCoolguyto a disconnect from the martial art movie in general—the audience is still there, see the Zoomer fanaticism over things like the Yakuza series but it hasn't quite popped back through yetAgain I can say this but I won't pretend I have the genre knowledge to provide an actual solution
>>568177846thank you
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568195841What if Toby releases chapter 6 first and we have to figure out what happened in chapter 5.
eating pizzer rn ask me anything
>>568196820Do you like Chester?
>>568196892is that OC there called chester? if so then idk what my opinion is because i never heard of them before, what do they do?
>>568194310the forbidden kralsei dynamic:
>>568197030As Togore is the alt universe "other goat child", Chester is also a lost middle child for the Holidays. They are also shipped together.
>>568196820how much of it did you feed to your ralsei plush
>>568176757Trvke
they stole the elections, it was rigged! #neverforget
>>568197172>filenamelol toaster>togore and chester shipnever cared much about shipping, not complaining when other people post ships though>>568197175i cant feed him any pizzer because he already ate cake today, he's full.
>>568197172>all gay ships in deltarune are so ass the fandom had to make one up with fanon charactersgrim
>>568197496I haven't been keeping up for a while. What's the deal with the name?
>>568197725You have to admit Toaster is pretty cute, though
>>568158758Time traveler here. Dess crashes the festival in her normal Lightner form. Nobody predicted her design correctly.
>>568198361Boil them alive
>>568198259>Nobody predicted her design correctly.Unlikely. I'm willing to put money down on at least one artist getting her design nailed down within an acceptable margin of variation according to general consensus.
>>568197838During the anniversary stream people donating could choose Chara or Togore and the one leading was being used in the game (in their version they could switch the name). Togore was the one getting the most donations, forcing Toby and his crew to donate a couple thousands to keep the competition up and in the end ensure Chara's win because Toby really wanted the og name for the ending.
Time traveller here. In Chapter 5 we have a flashback where Dess tells Kris "I love your little boy energy"
Based and believable.
Time traveller here. How are my stocks in petroleum products doing?
>>568199383Go back and sell off. Reinvest into gold.
Time traveler here. Does anyone knows when chapter 2 is coming out?
I LOVE GOOOOOLLLLLDDDD
>>568199525It got pushed back to 2028. Sorry.
time traveler here, does anyone know when I need to send my grain shipment to the local parish, i can't let m'lord thrash me again
>>568199492REMEMBER THE NEWSLETTER IS AN ILLUSION, CHAPTER 5 IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TO SAVE THE WORLDS,THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.THE GIRL'S LOVE;AN ANGEL SHE MUST SLAY. ONLY THEN,WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED....THE ANGEL, BANISHED, WILLFINALLY MEET WITH ITS DESIRE.IT ASKS FOR ANOTHER WAY,TO STOP THE EARTH'S EXPIRE.
>>568167683>nipples don't add up to 7Missed opportunity.
i love buckethead <3
can the time travelers let me know if susie becomes real later and will she love me
>>568199883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcp7imL6a8I am going to bucketbed
Tyme traveller here. Doeſ Kynge George, our graciouſ proteſtant ſovereign, ſtill rule thſse landſ?
>>568199558Money makes THE WORLD IS REVOLVINGTHE WORLD IS REVOLVINGTHE WORLD IS REVOLVING
>>568199953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJXd9v7aqggoodnight, anon
>>568200014I CAN DO ANYTHING!
>>568199889she does but is found dead of a chalk overdose in palm beach florida after going missing for several months after she screamed nigger on a live tv interview and ran off the set, notably leaving her car behind as she retreated on footsaid car's trunk was found to contain several half-drank tins of paint and multiple phone books with every phone number for an electrical company circled in red pen
>>568200149I CAN DO ANYTHING!
i can only carry 50 cuptains at a time
Today we will be serving ginger sauce glazed fave, stuffed with sage and onion and with a side of rosemary baby potatoes.
>>568200481I am morally opposed to eating Fave but I do love rosemary baby potatoes... Hmmm... Decisions, decisions...
>>568199889Krabs...
>>568199889Krebs...
I want to cuddle fuck ralsei
I want to rape kill ralsei
Close Our Eyes and Think about Susie
Kris closes their eyes and thinks of Susie when they masturbate
i close my eyesonly for a moment and the moments goneall our memesgoes stale before our eyes though we refuse to see
ALL WE ARE ARE DARKNERS BREAKING WINDALL WE ARE IS DARKNERS IN THE WIIIIND
The deltarune mystery we're ALL asking: Is Hometowns hospital privatised or government funded?
hometown doesn't have any immigrants overwhelming the hospitals so it's government funded AND speedy
if deltarune is so good why does it have such long sniper sightlines on its maps
*poses dramatically* I *pose* LOVE *pose* FAAAAAAAAAAAVE *fireworks explode behind me*
if deltarune is so good why are there no cool marines fighting in a nondescript middle eastern country
WHY ARE YOU BERDLY
REREIJGHERG RAWE GKAG KAWG AHAHAHAH AHAH AWA HW0023843284
>>568201634It's government funded actually [when checking the plaque on rudy's wall]* (Patient Name:)* (Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday)* Hey Kris, you forget my name or something!?* Kris, you jealous you don't have your own wall plaque?* Amazing what's being done with our taxpayer dollars, huh?
7 days left until the second half of the year...7 days until chapter 5...
its 40C (104F) here help
>>568202252Second half of the year starts in July.
>>568202451Turn on the AC. Unless you're in one of those weird foreign countries that doesn't have AC in which case dump some icewater on your head.
>>568201969i like these sorts of games they make me feel cool
>>568201969I hate these games because I still liked Nintendo games while my school friends moved on to middle eastern military shoot games and all made fun of me for not playing them.
i like nintendo games AND military shooters where i kill middle easterners and somalians
I like when Mario falls into the lava and screams
same haha. it gets me so fucking hard
>>568203109do you like grifters barging into daycares demanding to see children
mama mia
>>568203109Me too :)
I can't get interested in first person shooters no matter how hard I trySaid Noelle who is playing Ham Ham Heartbreak on GBA instead.
fave has a beast inside of them that cant be tamed
friends in my puter can you dig in the deltarune code and drag out ch 5 i wanna play it
Ribbit Mod appreciation post
Faves likes playing old defunct multiplayer FPS games and downloading popular community maps and exploring them like digital abandoned malls
>>568203893i'm just gonna say it ribbit is better than chapter 1 deltarune
Captain Price would know what to do more so than this stupid loser I have to play as in this game.
>>568160501I love it <3
>>568203018You were right and they were wrong. Never forget this.
I grew up with modern warfare, world at war and call a dooty bwack ops 1 and 2 and then morphed toward nintendie games in my very late teens. I got the best of both worlds.
>>568203018the death of a series like pvz garden warfare killed a niche that bridges the gap between these two types of game and it makes me sad
>>568204456im glad people liked my drawing, i struggle a lot with hating my art so getting back into drawing has been super hard for me
I thought chapter 2 was annoying but liked 3
Fangamers demo merch is on U.S soil. Chapter 5 is weaponised, they will use it. Tobysoft has gone dark, we are out of options. A pre-emptive strike on Toby is prepared, the general WILL authorise. MASON. FOR THE LAST TIME. WHERE IS THE NEWSLETTER.
>>568204825Never give up
I liked the splinter cell games. They were awesome
>>568205145yes sir *gives you a wee peck on the cheek*
>>568205314doing the split jump and jumping on a guy in the first game made me cumthen I played blacklist and got sad
>>568205446I like all the games except for conviction and blacklist. Those were poopy. And Chaos Theory is probably the best one they made.
why'd you do it
>>568205640I'm sad that stealth action games as a genre have mostly died, I tried playing ghost recon wildlands as a stealth guy but that shit was not fun. And fave agrees
why'd you poo it
>>568204537Thanks man.It felt bad when my friend went from narrating Super Paper Mario dialogue with me to always being busy with CoD and telling me the Wii was retarded. Then in high school we stopped being friends altogether and I became a loner.Said Fave...
oooh riot shield i'm a pussy that uses riot shield
>>568206467a pussy you say
>>568206384your friend sounds like a glue sniffing moron with a stick up his ass, said susie
>>568206384Anon I think your "friend" was the problem, not the game.
fave caught using the vaccinator in tf2
>>568204825like the other anon said, dont give up. but dont strain or pressure yourself either
>>568206384Some kids hit a point in their psychological development where they construct arbitrary new social hierarchies and aggressively enforce them by being an asshole to their peers so they can feel like they're on top.
man is a rope tied between beast and overman, a rope over an abyss
OST names just leaked
>>568207214What is happiness? The feeling that fave increases - that resistance is overcome.
fave likes playing pyro but everyone keeps calling them a rage pyro
>>568207243With such songs as Song That Plays when The Lizard is Dropped Into the Pit on Purpose
>>568207243>asgore's death themeholy shit
>>568207243I can't believe there's actually a song called "Said Fave" on the OST.
>>568207243>megalovania 2
fave is a fat scout enjoyer
NI
>>568207563Neee-Wom
>>568207504fave should just learn scout tbqh
>>568207563-etzsche once said:“fave has to believe, to know, from time to time why they exist, their race cannot flourish without a periodic trust in life, without faith in reason in life.”
We are the Faves who say ni!
>>568207074*gives you a wee peck on the cheek as well* i shall draw for the love of fave
fave joined the society of funny walks
>>568208050WE WANTA NEWSLETTER
>>568208121*gives you a hug in return*
>>568208518Is this taken from the newsletter? Do you have the newsletter?
*pulls fave's heart out and eats it*
I am a phenomenal black woman built from the best
We shall say "fave" again to you if you do not appease us.
>>568208546*hugs you back and slides my hand down to your ass and gives it a squeeze*
i want to see some female kris all of a sudden i dont know why
>>568208907>>568208907>>568208907Hop on
>>568208909that's gay!!!!!!
Gaster is Kris after not surviving.
>>568208121>>568207074no but seriously, i do hope you keep going and make things. i know what it's like to hate your own creations
