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i was promised seia bread
prime time SEA hoursexpect a lot of hina posts
>>568173346>So if I only like Prelati what should I consoom? Doujins?Prelati only appears in 3 sources:>Fate/Strange Fake light novels >Fate/Strange Fake anime adaptation>Fate/Strange Fake collaboration event with FGO (where she/he was one of the main characters)>She is also name dropped a bit in other works like Fate/Zero and Aprocrypha, but merely mentioned at mostBut all 3 of them, you really wouldn't enjoy the experience properly because Strange Fake is like a huge tribute (and parody to some extent) to Fate and TypeMoon as a whole.You can try watching the anime, and likely enjoy it since it's genuinely a great adaptation with a huge animation budget, but tons of stuff will miss your head and left you wondering>why is that a big deal?>why is that important? >what does they mean with that?And you either have to decide to let it go and not understand, or google it and get a rough explanation of lore bits that are over 20 years old, which obviously can affect your enjoyment.>DoujinsSadly like the other anon mentioned, Fate doesn't get doujins anymore, almost all the artists quit the franchise and moved to do BA or Vtubers doujins
>>568174129Ah yes, prime time in the middle of work
>>568174129SEAburger here, instead of hina have a pic of some porkbelly burnt ends I made tonight.
Do we love our new bro in the second part
To prove I'm aryan I will post Nagoose
>>568174326I'm a sucker for TV head/LCD display heads
To prove I'm 100% Nigerian I will post Green Momoi
>>568174391We that bitch here and we do NOT consider her a friend
I need my weekly Sagsuki
>>568174520that's green Midori you moron
>>568174391Real aryans post Ayame
>>568174527>We that bitch here and we do NOT consider her a friendFound the brownie
>>568174713Ayame isn't brown
>>568174797There's something so hot about rejecting students
>uooogh Kei sexo! Kei-chan angy tsundere so cute!
>>568174797>>568174870Sensei owes every student sex
No matter how much you try to shit up the threads, I will continue to be here, I will continue to post as normal, I will enjoy my fes and there is nothing you can do to change that.
Hina jiraikeina
>>568173357>>568174004>I'm not aiming it specifically at you and i've never consumed any fateslop but what is it about FGO players and being mentally ill / into cuckoldry?This issue comes from the fact that TypeMoon and all of it's related works at some point featured sexual elements like:>lesbianism>rape>cheating>incest>tons of very specific fetishes from the writersAnd yes, even cuckoldry or NTR is a thing in-universe that does happen to several characters.Even used as a comedic element, like pic related, Boudica's character quest (interlude) where the implication that Goblins would overpower her and rape her is played for shit and giggles with the Main Character wishing to see it happen and Boudica getting just midly upset about it.When your Story features elements like these, even just briefly or tangentially, you're opening a huge can of worms and inviting a very undesirable fandom that will latch into it and never let go.Doesn't help that like mentioned before, it IS the fetish of some writers and that's why these elements return over and over again.Which is why Blue Archive should NEVER EVER open the gates to shit like that, Fate is not an example to follow but rather a warning sign of what could happen.
>>568174086>>568174129>SEA Hina anonsthe other tab has more of those
>>568175086>pray bible>love christian man
>>568175086>mika sensei hinaAgain?
>>568175125You're definitely opening the floodgates yourself, retard. SHUT UP ALREADY
>>568174960I want to cum all over her USB ports and screen. She's getting pregnant whether she like it or not.
>No Kaede OP>Meanwhile all of Japanese twitter is currently talking about thisIts blowing up
>>568175086>Mika Sensei Hinathreesome with strongest students
>>568175125so that's why nu-fatefags are filled with troons and cucks now. naruhodo
>>568175125Fate comes from the otaku culture of the late 90s/early 2000s, where stuff like cheating, NTR and rape were way more common.
why does /bag/ love kei?
>>568175253that's not threesome, that's rape with sensei in the middle
>>568175226what is this? new alt?
>>568169764
>>568175226I really hope they actually consider hiring the dude for an alt. The design is beyond peak.
>>568175167>Gods love>cool Christ>wanted christians>making saints/bag/ belongs to Christ
>>568174391as a brown skinned Aryan, I approve of this
>>568175253>strongest students>no hoshino>no neru>no aris
>>568175086Heh
>>568175125One of the heroine in the OG vn have every hole of her rape by worm
>>568175304I find it a more interesting question to ask why does /bag/ not like Aris
>>568175351Its all people were really asking for, its a shame Nexon and Yostar can't figure it out and think we're asking for something unreasonable instead.
>>568175226>twitter>Kaede>blowing upNever seen a more shit and more SEA smelly like post.
wife
stealing hinature piano
>>568174314I'm non-trinitarian protestants I pray to god but believe Jesus is the second adam and the man we should all apprise to be. His willing sacrifice is the only reason a shitbag like me can find salvation through the grace of god.
>>568175332
>>568175376You wouldn't survive a fivesome with Mika, Hina, Hoshino, Neru and Aris
>>568175503i would die happy, at least
>>568175332This always makes me giggle
Always knew Indians and Seafags called other people Seafags on here in an attempt to fit in or deflect blame from themselves, but I never thought it was that obvious.
So what time are you guys redeeming your cafe AP?
>>568175416I don't like whole Game dev club in general.
>>568175332Does this mean the Abydos girls are muslim since modern Egypt practices Islam?
>>568175376>hoshinosure, add her in.>neruhas some impressive moments but jobs too much to be considered the strongest.>arisno. she lost all her cheat powers anyway as of vol ex, now she's just like any other average student except a robot
>>568175637The moment the game comes back on
>>568175125>Even used as a comedic element, like pic relatedThere is also that moment with Mash getting NTR by a lion that it becomes a joke in the community https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzzlpUNYs5E
>>568175226I don't see the big deal
>>568175482where download link?
>>568175672That Hoshino is a mod for Pro Evolution Soccer, it's not actually Hoshino
>>568175756Blind men can rarely see the truth
meg lemon
>>568175665That's normal. Game dev club isn't really popular, their fans are just loud.
>>568175785https://nyaa.si/view/2113789
>>568175701Use your brain moran
>>568175086>wanted christians character>japanese watch protestants characters>king abydos>yume trying forgiveness>nuns called aris>ibuki body sexual cute>teach retard super gods>church feet job>rolling ayane girls>sex post student>keep nagusa players>hate biblical demons>literally loli read /bag/>obvious popular nonomi>fox country released>worship wakamo>forgiven gehenna>jewish demon>bring funny satan>god sure fake>holy soon lolis>gogurt gives pink early>nameless makoto>love christian students
They should add another OP student that could rival Hina/Hoshino/Migga. The dolphin student seems promising.
Frilly students
>>568175851many naisu very thanks
>>568175818I can smell that you're lying
>>568175792I know I was just making a joke...
>>568175845>Game dev club isn't really popularpretty sure it was the 2nd most popular club after Tea Party on the last gook survey
The only one
>>568176006You did not communicate that clearly
>>568175472Imagine getting jerked off by Kei.
Does /bag/ believe in supernatural elements and beings?Specifically, do demons and other similar evil forces exists?
>>5681760581) Not official.2) You may as well reference a /bag/ strawpoII, it carries just as much weight (read: none).
Haruka mini story tomorrow
>>568176131There is only god. All ghosts and spirits are just demons trying to trick you. Same with aliens. Demons. Also the earth is flat.
>>568176060>that hair down kaedeextremely powerful...
>>568175491>non-trinitarianWhy? The bible is pretty clear that God is a trinity? >Acts 20:28 Take heed to yourselves and to all the flock, in which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers, to care for the church of God which he obtained with the blood of his own Son.>Matthew 28:19, Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,>Acts 2:33, Being therefore exalted at the right hand of God, and having received from the Father the promise of the Holy Spirit, he has poured out this which you see and hear.>Acts 5:3-4, But Peter said, “Anani'as, why has Satan filled your heart to lie to the Holy Spirit and to keep back part of the proceeds of the land? [4] . . . You have not lied to men but to God.”>Proverbs 30:4, Who has gone up to heaven and come down? Whose hands have gathered up the wind? Who has wrapped up the waters in a cloak? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and what is the name of his son? Surely you know!>Genesis 1:26, Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness, to rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, and over all the earth itselfd and every creature that crawls upon it.”>believe Jesus is the second adamThis isn't mutually exclusive with being the Son.
Mari should let me drink her feet juice
>>568176131My grandma was someone who practiced witchcraft and caused my little brother night terrors, brought many scary shadows to my home, I heard whispering voices, she had 2 owls land near her feet, she claims she was raped by the grim reaper in her dream and ultimately had other witches put a hit on her, went blind after the hit was made and died years later saying that the devil was going to claim her soul. Shit's fucking real.
why are slumpia raids so fucking miserable? both shirokuro and goz suck so much
Mari is pure
Akane Love!
Ghosts aren't real STUPID
>>568176419pure slut
This is who will be adjudicating your luck for 1 more fest
>missed Christian hours because I was busy watch ZeztzMy weekly Sunday dose of hope...
>>568175125Blue Archive has a clear line that they would not dare tread and even if they slightly did, with just extreme subtle implications, the backlash has always been strong.>with the Main Character wishing to see it happenJesus Christ, man. No wonder every FGOfag i know is like that.
>>568176131My mom and me were once chased by a witch one time were walking at night
>>568176526I dropped it after ep4also that's yesterday.
>>568176131Only a demon would post stuff like >>568176332so it's not really a question of 'belief' but rather of 'fact'
>>568176405Use the safespots.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
>>568176540are you sure it wasn't a bitch
>>568176526Modern KR is trash
>>568176131>Does /bag/ believe in supernatural elements
>>568175226>>Meanwhile all of Japanese twitter is currently talking about this>Its blowing upI don't see anything
>>568175672I don't see abydos girls being suicide bombers and expecting 72 virgin senseis in their perceived afterlife so no.
>>568176634i was trying to but it's nearly impossible to reposition students with bhosh consistently and i haven't been able to find a guide without them>inb4 figure it out yourselfi tried to and it also didn't work well enough
>>568176568>I dropped it after ep4You missed out on kino during ep 24. >>568176673Geats and Gavv were fiiiiiiiiiine.
>>568176731proofs?
>>568176131My grandpa house near forest. Every midnight I always hear woman screaming from the forest. They told me that's skinwalker screaming.
>>568176645I am typing this from my workplace right now and there's nobody in the office but me.I forgot that today was a holiday.
>>568176629Sorry I don't really care about Aris that much, it's just funny to see her upset. Kei mogs her so hard it's unreal
>>568176857licking aoba thighs
>>568176783As someone who did the bHoshino strat for the first time after hearing bad things about it for a while, it is easy to reposition. No idea what's up with those other anon's eyes
>>568176783msuzuki wakamo izuna shiroko terror sshiroko mreisa you only have to ever move Izuna once at the start to the safespot inside the the star then use MReisa to block the few carts that can hit wakamo
I don't want to go sleep because when I wake up tomorrow I have to go to work
>>568176948is it pixel perfect and frame perfect? i move bhosh to the spot and no matter which guide i follow she either doesn't move anyone or the rest of the team doesn't move where they are supposed to>>568176949i'm doing the mika team on purple torment, already did my ins clears and wasted a ticked trying to do the "comfy bhosh clear", at this point i think i'm better off using something that doesn't involve hosh on team 1
>>568176381>she claims she was raped by the grim reaper in her dreamThat's a pretty serious claim. Hope she had a good lawyer in the after life because I don't think the reaper will take that sitting down. >died years later saying that the devil was going to claim her soulWith the shit she was cooking I wouldn't be surprised if he delivered. Should've gotten her old ass some help.
SRKR made me realize I need QTomoe
>>568177108put yourself into a coma so you wake up on friday evening
>>568176828here
>>568176131I believe in ghost but I also actively tell them to piss off bible in hand. I ain't got time for the weird spooky shit, that's the white mans thing.
you don't see this everyday
>>568175063_[-]_
>>568177265looks like a hostage situation from an action flick
>>568176060If only Kaede realized the kind of power she'd have over me by letting her hair down.
>>568177145Purple is much much easier (never did blue sadly), he's what I used (basically what the many videos depict). From what I recall you just need the one repo "pinball" manoeuvre. It's not that precise, and its at the beginning of the run so you can practice easily
>>568177265Nagisa and Minori would actually get along well
>>568177265You're ready for greg now>>568177164That means missing out on hot period when Himari comes out
>>568177145>is it pixel perfect and frame perfect?I wouldn't say it's pixel perfect but it's not generous either, more like 3x3 pixels large, you can definitely hit it if your face is right on the computer screen like I did it. Frame perfect you got 1 second which is more like 2 seconds if you play at 1x speed like you should for these kinds of precision strats.
>>568176646No, it was an old woman hovering above the ground
>>568177493is erika flat?
>>568177493BIG small
>>568176332How do most people handle the fact that Aris is daughter zoned and basically being cucked by Kei?
>>568177525For now. She will have C-cup breasts in her alt.
>>568176131There was a period were we legitimately had a poltergeist phenomenon in our house. Objects would move on their own, things would get thrown at us from empty rooms and random disturbing shit would happen out of nowhere.I remember vividly sometime in the mid 2000s, one evening it was me, my mother and my sister in the house watching television in the summer, I pick up my glass to take a sip of water and there were neatly broken pieces of cocktail sticks floating in it. I showed my mom and it turns out they were in hers and my sister's glass and even inside the bottle itself. She tried to calm us by saying "oh your dad must have been doing something housework related with the bottle and we picked the wrong one" but I could tell she was completely freaked out and we had been drinking from that bottle from some time so it didn't even make sense.Other times pebbles would get thrown at us from blind spots in the house. Random objects like lighters would fall from the ceiling on my sister when she was showering. Heavy objects like books or pans would fall on their own from places where they wouldn't been moved from in years.It went on for sometime, happening at random intervals, until it stopped and never occurred again. I was relatively fine after but my little sister was incredibly scared at the time and still doesn't want to talk about it. I would have never believed it if I hadn't lived it.Blue Archive
>>568174326I like the frulink shit. I expected him to be Part 2's Basement dweller, but it seems he's gonna be our black suit actually.
>>568177640Obviously a gravitational anomalyIt's Alien bro
>>568177559What's the japanese term for this situation again, oyakodon? Family bonding, it's a good thing!
>ghosts?real>demons?real>God?Real and a Trinity
>>568177559It's understandable, Kei just has sensei too much in her sights to let Aris do anything about it.
>>568177827based
>>568177640This feels like a prank Kanoe would talk about
>>568177493Me sucking their toes
>>568177640serious question but were you capable of jacking off during that timeaccording to japs sexual acts can scare weaker ghosts away, so dancing and jacking off in the living room is actually a homebrew way of doing an exorcism.there was this story of a jap apartment that was used as a place to shoot porno haunted by a minor poltergeist, one time they did a shoot on a gay scat porno and the poltergeist never shows up again, true story allegedly.
>>568177404>UE40 armed HoshinMine dies for some reason.
Ghosts aren't real, how would we even type stuff on the internet without corporal hands, duh. Hold up, let me check the wifi signal in this cemetary
>>568177827What about sea monsters?
>568177942>indian feet subhuman making his presence known
>>568177827None of those are real
pretty disappointing that the job change part didnt change her outfit
>>568177968
>>568177968Honestly had that problem on the previous SRKR TOR, maybe she was UE30 and more modestly geared/kitted the time. I wonder if some other anon knows more about the breakpoint for that
>>568177404that's what i was trying to do, it only worked one time on a mock battle and when i tried it on the real ticket hosh got blasted by a bad bomb crit and it never worked again>>568177431the speed doesn't really matter because the slowdown is consistent across all speeds, i think my issue is the aspect ratio, i have a 16:10 monitor and can't seen to hit the pixel
>>568174960>>568175218Why is she so hot in this body
Save me Rena
>>568177956Me beating my meat daily didn't seem to have any effect. Neither did any of the local folklore stuff my grandma tried at the time.
Kei sexoAris yucko
>>568178004>What about sea monsters?Believe it or not, real.
>>568177559It only ends once people feel bad about all the cuck art, say that they regret daughter zoning her, and agree that they owe her sexOnly you people can fix the problem by regretting how you've treated her and fixing it, by having sex with her
>>568178182>>568178191how important is her basic skill in SRKR? Mine is only at 7 with everything else maxed, she even has 102k hp and yours only has 100k
Magic is not real.Ninjas are not real.Happy endings are not real.
Man the schizos are gonna have a field day when EX ends
>>568178359Wait a minute....
>>568178326Why would people feel bad about all the cuck art? It's funny
>>568178359but it's morning?
Jacking off can't scare ghosts or I've have purified every spook, ghoul, goblin, and witch's coven within a hundred mile radius by now
>>568178258maybe your ghost was just that strong huh, at least you guys tried.living with an invisible aggressive home invader must be a nightmare.
>>568178407>Man the schizos are gonna have a field day when EX endsWhat do you mean?
Fuck, JP has been compromised
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>>568178580>producerwrong general, imas is 2 blocks down
>>568178214In that particular screenshot, i usually aimed at Hikari's skirt during her EX animation since the frame of reference made it easier for me to land, which is pretty much at the middle of her skirt near the bottom end. I hope resolution isn't the issue, at first glance it looks the same to me like the videos or my own run
>>568178004the only monsters in /bag/ are from SEA and india
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>>568178580>producer = sensei, I'm guessing.yeah, this has been a thing for years unfortunately. first time I noticed it was when volume ex first became a thing. jp BA wiki comments were full of complaints about sensei being creepy in a negative way.Normally I'd just ignore shit like this but this matches with what I've been seeing on the JP side for a while.
>>568178686guh
>>568178580>gakumasngl their story is pretty good but I can't stand their jewish gacha system.
>>568178785 (Me) dunno why it greentexted, don't remember adding a funny arrow. but you get the idea
> May 23rdStale ass bait
>>568178580https://x.com/i/status/2058533164264415498
im tired but i swear to fuck there was a battlepass?! did they discontinue it?
>xitter screencapget better material
>>568178908they only have BPs during anni right now it seems.
>>568178908There was, on 4.5th anni and only lasted a monthNext one will be coming with 5th anni so i think tomorrow? or aris kei banner
>>568178504Hina sleep paralysis demonina
>>568178879>jewish gacha systemtell me ONE gacha system that isn't jewish
>>568178214Assuming you timed the skills so they're doing something while hoshino arrives, something like the middle of Mika's hair usually worked, and no it wasn't foolproof
>>568178785no they mean the devsKYH's title is executive producer
>>568178908>coming back to fes with 12k pyrobrickgod...
>>568178979N*kke has a ton of faults but I will never shittalk its gacha system. It's genuinely one of the best I've ever seen.
I'm turning 30 this week
>>568178463It wasn't too bad in the physical sense. It would mostly act for 15-20 mins around specific times and even then sometimes it would do things for a few days in a row, other times it would do nothing for weeks.It was mostly a mental issue. Having to cope with that in our early teens wasn't fun.
>>568178785Fucking retard.
>>568178979you don't know gakumasthey are not THAT bad but the way they implement banners makes a drowning guy flailing and grasping for air seems humble and mild-mannered.
>>568178580tl;dr - Japan is currently having a Twitter Melty as yurifags are once again trying to claim they're the primary demographic of all gacha games, and all hetero stuff in gacha games is creepy and unnecessary https://x.com/i/status/2058609147231306014
i know triple insane was gonna be fine but i decided to cement my plat with a crusty torment clear... i still think pixel hunting is annoying
>>568178908Yeah, the battle pass floppedThey removed it and also removed the exclusive furniture and title
>>568179010im "new"i have done zero momotalks, have like 6 chapters worth of story, and all of the challenges.but i dont feel like rushing everything. im enjoying myself slowly. smoothly.like a fine wine.>>568178957>>568178961thank you, must have missed the announcement or forgot to read kek
>>568179123Why is Neru the useless one?
>>568179006wasn't it Project Director? hence why he's called PD Kim>>568179117i stand by what I said. you can even read the archived discussions over at the JP BA wiki to see what I'm talking about. go to around 2025 February - March and you'll see
>>568179059>I'm turning 30 this weekI remember having this thought like a week agoI am 35 now
>>568179129>triple insane was gonna be finewhy is NA so ez?
>>568176131Kinda?The closest thing to being "supernatural" that's ever happened to me was that i heard some animalistic grunts and breathing directly next to my ear when i was sleeping. It was that of a dog's or sort. It woke me up to a shock because it was disturbing as hell and we had no pets in the house.Immediately after, i saw my sister leaving my room. I thought she played a prank on me or something so i just followed her trying to tell her to fuck off. She kept walking and skipping towards the front door at a fast pace as i followed her, she didn't bother responding when i asked her where she's going so it pissed me off.She went out the front gates and disappeared. I looked around the neighborhood and didn't see her anywhere and got panicked, ran straight into the house and told my mom to call the police because my sister went out and disappeared. Mom was confused as fuck and told me to calm down because my sister was still sleeping in her room. She also asked me if i was on drugs.
Newcutie here. Is Ibuki limited? If so when can I roll for her?
>>568179204Retard, the tweet was about the producer from Imas, it has nothing to do with BA
>>568179125woman pedophiles aren't creepy?
>>568179168bulbasaur is strong albeit?
>>568179293>animalistic grunts and breathing directly next to my ear when i was sleeping.GUH
>>568178979limbus and nikkealmost free, literally just play the game and they throw sluts at you for FREE
>>568179325>it has nothing to do with BAthen why the fuck is it posted here? fuck, my mind just instantly shortcutted to JP bitching about sensei being creepy in volume ex because it's such a common complaint over there
>>568179310yesyou can't, wait a few months for event to be archived you'll get her for free
Kei is such a funny and feisty tsundere
>>568178908>12,048
>>568179040>>568179367>nikkelollmao
>>568176131yeah I've been literally possessed by Sobek since I was 13or maybe from my birth even
>>568178637it seems like the screen size does matter, i managed to do it and comparing the steam replay vs the video the mouse is way lower, if i use my replay as a reference i can get it to work fairly consistently (i still need to work on the timings because they also seem slightly different)>>568178997doing it on mika's hair works but i end up taking a hit in the end
>>568179125Imas as an IP always had those kind of yurifags but its getting worse these daysFortunately though BA players have always been male majority and every RL events participants its almost if not all of them are male like last 3d music live
>>568179394Cause it's twitter spambot hour now.
>>568179442I quit nikke more than 3 years ago but I was genuinely impressed by its gacha system. It's the one thing they have over BA.BA's gacha system honestly feels antiquated these days, there's a lot to like about BA but its gacha system isn't one of them
>>568179310Ibuki is a welfare, she's given to you for free when you do her event. the event is gonna be archived (basically made permanent in the Event Recap) so just do the event at that point
What's your opinion /bag/?I live in a rural town in the mountain sideSince 2015 or so 2 or 3 times per week I climb a hill that oversees the main city next to the mountainSometimes when I walk in this hill I see big and circular balls of light up in the sky.The balls are very bright, most of the time is a white/orange light, and their size varies a lot.Sometimes they are as big as a car, other times like a trailer wagon and sometimes as big as an entire train.I have seen them both during the day and the night.There's 2 different cases with these things.Case 1: When these balls are flying nearby.Sometimes I have the feeling these balls of light "see me" as well.A couple of times I tried to take pictures of them when they are relatively close (still high as fuck in the sky but close enough to look bigger and closer than a normal plane) but they dart and disappear super fast as soon and I tried to focus and click the picture.When they accelerate my eyes can't follow them anymore.Is like if they "knew" that I wanted to take a picture and escaped.If I don't try to take a picture, they just remain in the sky.Case 2: When the balls are flying far away.I see the balls from the hill, but flying so far away that they look almost like stars, or flying much lower like if they were floating over certain buildings in the city.At these cases, they don't "react" if I try to take pictures or videos of them.I have several pictures and videos of the balls flying high in the sky far away, or close to the city.But when I start to walk down the hill towards the city to take better pictures or videos, the balls somehow become "aware" I'm there and dart away very fast, almost like if they noticed me just from walking a bit closer.In both cases, we're talking about an object several KMs away from me, in the sky, how it can "know" I was trying to record it?Is this a case of drones and I'm being retarded?Or is this a demonic or supernatural entity?
>>568179506I don't want to piss on your parade but yurifags both from the west and east are males, just because the ones from our end decided to troon out doesn't mean they aren't males.
>>568179349That's Neru as chikorita
Ibuki is very limitedshe will soon leave her prime years
>>568179168>rapes the first two gyms easilyRetard bro?
nobody's gonna read all this shit bro
>>568178219It just is.
>>568179583sounds like ball lightning except the sentient partat least they didn't just straight up fry your ass I guess.
>>568179583I read the word balls and stopped reading
tl;dr GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
>>568179330Depends on whether or not they are hot.
>>568176131yes but not in a way that mattersyou still need to go to school/workbut like, that time some shit got spooky was realbut outside of the minor weird stuff in the simulation your still stuck following the rules of the natural world.
>>568179583aliens aren't real lil bro
>>568179583Didn't read
>>568179704What's this expression meant to convey
I would read all that if you attached a gookako pic instead of himari
>>568179473The repo move is forgivable by several seconds by the animations, it sounds like you need to figure out a 300ms window where you should do it to have them in the right area vs the attack. Jot down the time on a piece of paper and adjust
>>568179583
>>568179706in real irl life they aren't
>Love yuri fanarts just as much as any hetero fanarts and regularly fap to both>Yurifags make people like me get hit in the crossfireI fucking hate yuriniggers. Why can't those animals just enjoy things and jack off quietly.
>>568179621>Chikorita>BadSomeone didn't get the memo
>>568179778When the ASMR hits just right
>>568179583In all seriousness, maybe air force involvement. Do you live near an air force base? is your country host to American bases if non-american?
>>568179442>laughing at NikkeSome of their girls are way better than ours
>>568179583It's magic
>>568179819Well yeah, 3dpd are disgusting
>>568179330https://x.com/i/status/2058541472224616755
>>568179583proofs?
>>568179850I was laughed at, LAUGHED AT for picking Chicorita as a kid. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
>>568179925Not him but Nikke literally copies our girls so that's wrong
>>568179925Then go join them you cuck.
>>5681795601* Ibuki will always be shit though? Some lucky people have her at UE40 already...
>>568179583@arona put this nigga in a bikini
>>568180006she's a buffer her stats don't matter
>>568179658>first gym is flying type>second gym is bug typeBwo? It's not Kanto
...
I once got incredibly sick with a fever and had a very vivid dream with a loli succubus. We were discussing the bible earlier so I'll avoid the finer details being in polite company and all, but it was so memorable I sometimes find myself wishing I could get that sick and meet her again. Does that count as "supernatural"
See I told you aliens were real
>>568179989nta, but i think hes talking about the not bunnys.some decent girls but like, the genres are way different
>>568179925If nikkes so good, why don't get more comiket porn
>>568179972we're all still laughing at you
>>568179925>OursTourist hours
>>568180049Johto is West Kanto thoughever
>>568179778>Bite my clit harder sensei!
>>568179925>Some of their girls are way better than oursWell both games have dozens of girls so that seems statistically possible at least
>>568175226I mean holy FUCK AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH KAEDE SEX SEX SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAEDE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX there isn't much else to say
>>568180052new update tomorrow will save /bag/
>>568180052Monkey at full tilt, continue enjoying yourself
>>568180006You'll just have to make do with expert permits if you want to ue60 her
>>568180142please shut up
i don't consent of other games discussion in my general
>>568180076yes
soon
>>568180113>Mine.jpg
Hey
I'm ready
>>568180213wild hunt swimsuits before fesyou heard it here first
>>568176131My conclusion is that the world will feel more interesting if I believe they exist.
>>568180271
>>568180195Rude
>>568179583Reading this post, sounds similar to reports of aerial phenomena where something is spotted in the sky, usually in a remote or rural area, but it doesn't seem to follow or match known physics. Even the US navy encountered such a thing so it's not as far fetched as people think, iirc navy pilots reported seeing "capsule"-like bright objects that were able to sort of zig zag and turn on a dime and disappear when they tried to approach them. Pretty strange either way.
>>568179925>Doro>Rapi>Privaty>Naga>that new blonde chickThey have 5 good girls and that's it.
>>568179835There is no way you unironically wrote this.
I'm gonna be honestbRio's L2D is trash
Aliens don't exist We're alone in the universe When we die, the universe dies since no one will be there to observe it
>>568180271Hi nonny~
>>568180330You best start believing in Biblical times, son. You're in them.
>>568180392Somewhere on the other side of the galaxy there's a glorbian typing the exact same thing on their basket weaving forum equivalent.
>
>>568180380I love Rio and i agree.Both regular Rio and bRio's L2D could've been better.I blame footfags causing goonerfags to point a gun at nexon and demand Rio tits.
>>568180392Yeah but what if the aliens are just keeping their eyes closed because they don't want to validate this fake and gay reality?!?
>>568180453she will miss that bullet
>>568179583Just wanted to add that I also remember seeing something similar long ago, maybe when I was still in school. I remember seeing something that I thought looked like a star fixed in the night sky, but it suddenly "fell" real fast unlike any other object in the sky. This was mid-2000s. Your description of case 2 sort of reminded me of that
>>568180380The momos are good but yeah the l2d fucking sucks
>>568180359There's also that one with shorts that brapfags like to make threads about on /v/. I like her design quite a bit
>>568180006you can use your expert permits to build her in the long run or use ligma if you really want to max her right away
Aliens do exist because I allowed them to. Just like how I allowed you all to exist right now.
>>568180559Good
>>568180334>>568180516What did I do
Of course the aliens aren't visiting us, there's gays, indians and gookako posters on this planet.
>>568180503>glorbianඅපේ ලොකු හයිඩ්රා ගෝනාඩ් බ්ලාස්ටර් එකෙන් අපි ඔයාගේ ග්රහලෝකය කුඩු කරන්න කලින් ඔයාගේ මගුල් කට බලාගෙන ඉන්න, ජාතිවාදී ජරාවක්
Why can't God just completely delete jews?
Your thoughts on this character design?
>gookako post>dogshit takeName a more iconic pair
Smooch your Arona daily!
Theoretically, Kivotos could actually exist somewhere in the universe. We just wouldn't be able to visit it or interact with it in any way because of how far the distances are.
D'Chuki and D'Ruka kits doko?
>>568180736Natsu from Lidl (that's a good thing)
>>5681808122 hours or so
>>568180736Visually it's just a boring, Millenium Natsu. Certainly not my type.I'll have to wait for her story to juge how fun of a character she is.
>>568180736disheveled
>>568180736I think she's very sexy. wish she had a cuter name though
>>568180736sexy
>>568180703>gaays lmao
why does /bag/ want to fuck kei but not aris
>>568180803
>>568180852>>568180887Be specific. Is it the shorts?
>>568180840You're gonna love her then.She's less of an airhead and more of a little sister like figure for Mirai.
>Sabotaged other generals for years (POE2, Rivals and others)>Act surprised someone brought up other games into this generalsHeh
>>568180808It's not a matter of distanceKivotos is another dimension just like gensokyoKivotos is a place for those who lost their names or identities, a place for those who forgot or lost everything and want to start over
>>568180852>>568180887>Droopy, disinterested eyes>Oversized and unkempt top>Shorts>Untied shoelace>Short, messy, and hastily tied hairstyleWhat's sexy about that?
>>568180924>/bag/ is one homosexualreal Senseis fuck all their students
>>568180947perhaps. I usually like students who wear shorts, like Midori and Nozomi are among my favorites
>>568180987IT'S HER
>>568180987Green Winter...
>>568180947>>568181014
>>568175304>>568175416Kei is an interesting character with flaws and believable human traits, Aris is a boring Mary Sue who is basically a plot device more than a character.
>>568180812when there's less than 24 hours before the JP update
>>568180924I want to fuck Alice but the one thing I really want to do more than that is torture your monkey ass until you regret ever being born
>>568181057The topic was about Kei vs Aris and not Kei vs Hina though?
Maid Aris is more fuckable than the og and the mecha alt
>>568181057It's kinda funny how Kei ended up being far more human than Aris in the end.
From Volume 2 to Deca. I love GDD so much.
>>568180592>brapfagsthank god /bag/'s only subhuman fetish is p3d0filia and not fartshit
>>568181198Yuzu stinks
>>568181216and?
>>568181216guh
>>568180984i'll look forward to it
Wakamo stinks
>>568181139Kei is more interesting than Aris and Hina, both things are true.>>568181154Aris would have been a fine character if they framed her kindness and overbearing acceptance as being from a need for acceptance and an insecurity but no she's just nice, that's it.
what the hell "brapfag" even means
>>568181198Blue Kei was created to be a killing machine and will never be a hero.
>>568180736sex
>>568181204Someone show this anon the BA fart chart
>>568181216*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*>>568181291*vomits*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTdwE0DsACE&
>>568181303a fag who likes braps what's not to get here?
>>568181204someone post the ignore the subject matter
>>568181198my cute gamers are truly the best
hina brapina
>>568181057a bit harsh, but yeah, pretty accurate.im honestly surprised it took /bag/ this long to realize aris is a bit of a mary sue given how much the term gets thrown out. she basically matches all the criteria.
>>568181372i don't even know what brap is
>>568181362kek, now this is a throwback
As you get older you start to appreciate your students farts and what do they say about their health.>>568181445Fart
>aris vs keiyou don't understand, I shouldn't be allowed in the entire game dev department
We need a student who's really into sweet potatoes and farts a lot because of it. Imagine if her Ex involved farting at the enemy and dealing poison DoT. Haha that would be hilarious!
I see an anon had an interest in Suou while I was sleeping
>>568181482>and what do they say about their health
>>568181294>melodrama and angst makes characters more interestingHoly fuck you're boring and a faggot
>>568181509That's just Saya
>>568181403heehee
>>568181482
stop
>>568181509I'm not a brapfag but I'd like to see this for the embarrassment factor
>>568181602hina after eating 10 gogurts (she is lactose intolerant)
>>568179330https://x.com/i/status/2058671380959494227No joke, most yurifags are people who internalized that men hitting on women is creepy, it's unforgivable, it's dirty, they were conditioned to always feel that way, which is often why they hate hetero stuff and male pandering in stories, they're conditioned to hate it. When they see it they internally reject it.However they're not conditioned to feel the same with girl on girl, which they see as pure, they aren't conditioned to see it as creepy, which is why they enjoy it. You notice a lot of Millenium content uses Yuuka as the self insert character to creep on GDD members instead of sensei, because they don't feel uncomfortable if it's girl on girl in their minds.If you ever look into what futa is enjoyed I think you'll end up seeing a lot of the same mindset in the end. Male on female to them feels wrong, but female on female feels lacking and unsatisfying, so they just give a woman a dick.
Monkey learned some new buzzwords
New player here. What is "Clear Simple Strat" in Arona special mission?
>>568181294The issue is that they focused so much on Aris' origin story that they forgot to give her an actual personality or character. They fixed that issue with Kei where she has an interesting background and a well written personality. But they never extended that character writing to Aris for whatever reason.
this is why you should never let footnigger in
>>568181676Go to normal missions and use the simple strat option to clear a stage. It's the option that skips the weaker fights on that grid map you use to move your students. Actually clear the stage, don't skip it.
one day I'll get into who this guy is from multiple threads, wasn't hard to pick out
>>568181573>having traits that every single human on earth has and 99% of BA characters have is melodrama and angstYou are a tourist
>>568179827why do people love rectangle body
Hina will never get a third alt
>>568181291She's well hydrated
>>568181779>T-Tourist!!!Retard. This Kei vs Aris talking point is gay and forced. I doubt you actually like either character
>>568181676when you do missions you have 2 options: concentrated strategy and simple strategy. pick the latter and complete missions that way (you actually have to do them, you can't sweep them). see pic>>568181803rectangle is the sexiest body type. see: sKoharu
>>568181778Thank you vagueposting king. I surely have a slight clue what the actual fuck you're talking about.
Hina 3rdaltina
>>568181294>A character can only be deep if they're secretly self loathing and hates themselvesPeople with your mindset are extremely gay She's not "just nice", it's not conveyed well in global version but Alice constantly speaks very harshly and negatively about people which gets her in trouble because she doesn't know any better, calling Neru a dumb chibi and saying sensei is weak and pathetic. Alice has a habit of saying things too directly or negatively that global couldn't quite adapt.Also her personality was blank when they found her, her personality is 100% derrived from video games they made her play growing up. Her personality is "the hero larper" because they forced her to play dragon quest nonstop when they first adopted her She goes around living life like a video game because that's what she was taught. She beats up gangsters and loots them because life is a game
Soon
Hina wedding dressina
>>568181659is this why trannies pretend to be womans?
>>568181857She will, but she shouldn't until everyone else has 2nd alts.
>>568181704>Aris has no personalityDoesn't read or shitposting. Pick one.
>>568181937Not only do I like either character, I actually like both characters. Aris has a fun personality, she's just not an interesting character so it's obvious why people would like Kei more>>568181946>A character can only be deep if they're secretly self loathing and hates themselvesThe fact that you start your argument with a strawman proves you have nothing of value to add so I'm not even going to read this
so how does this steel continent event work? I wasn't really paying attention when JP was doing itIs there any reason not to do D?you have three event currencies, do you only have a limited window of time to farm these different currencies?
>I'm supposed to feel bad about fucking MiraiAlso wth is Nexons problem. They can't possibly think new main story updates and minestrones can replace events right?
>>568181412It's because Aris barely gets any content until this vol ex and most people saw how mary sue Hina was in 3.5th anniv.
is Muchuki a rectangle?
>>568182095>minestronesWhy are you suddenly bringing up soup?
>>568182095>noooo dont advance the main plot!!What? Everyone complained about the glacial pace of V1 Ch3 and Vol EX overall
>>568182091D is the "hardest" difficulty and the only one you should so since it has the best ticket/currency ratio.
>>568182076If you don't think she's interesting you never liked her. You just like Kei because the thought of "hate fucking" a tsundere gets you off. You're the tourist here, shit for brains.
>>568181957Erika raped my hand
>>568182091>Is there any reason not to do D?no, if you're able to do torment you should do D>do you only have a limited window of time to farm these different currencies?yes. the event is divided in 3 parts and you can only earn different currencies while their part is running. later on you can convert the next currency into the previous one but the conversion rate is pretty bad
>>568181946>Alice constantly speaks very harshly and negatively about people>calling Neru a dumb chibi and saying sensei is weak and pathetic. >her personality is 100% derrived from video games>She goes around living life like a video game because that's what she was taught.none of this makes her likeable or interesting.when you lay it out like that it's really fucking obvious how kei ended up being far more popular than her.
When someone says Mutsuki doujin what is the one you think of instantly?
>>568182192This blatant projection just proves my point that you're a tourist. Nice self report though dumbfuck.
I think Suou feels sad about losing to Hoshinowe should send her a gift basket with flowers and crossword puzzles
>>568182247I don't read porn (I'm not a woman)
>Mary SueThere's that term again>>568182231Actually it makes her very endearing and funny. What you meant to say was (You) don't like her.
>>568182247The breeding ojisan one
>>568181963Trannies pretend to be woman because they are being spiritually oppressed and/or possessed by demons. From the very beginning, Satan’s goal has been to erase God’s created binary. Creator and creation, light and dark, male and female. Christian worship honours this God-ordained binary, but pagan worship rejects it. All biblical worship affirms the Creator; all pagan worship seeks to erase Him. Transgenderism is simply one modern expression of this ancient rebellion.
>>568182304> no halo
>>568182348Mari wouldn't say this
Hik
>>568182102sure, but it's a damn shame they couldn't actually make aris a character worth caring about. they've had years to write something interesting about her and they just made her an even bigger mary sue with vol ex.
>>568182247https://exhentai.org/g/3734418/81c3d5e23b/
>>568179059Congrats, I just turned 42 the other day...
>>568179583Post your videos nigga
>>568182348God loves everyone equally.
>>568182391dange
Aris is a mary sue but at least she's less of a mary sue than Hina
I need Shupos, but i'm all out of Shupo.
>>568182348Mari might say this?
>Well never get a student called Arisa because Aris existsHATE ARIS
rectangle body
>>568182267I caught your faggot ass in 4k and now your pussy is hurt about it. Now behave and maybe I'll give you a banana later.
>>568182247The first one
>>568182447Indeed, and God doesn't want you to chop your dick/tits off because He wants what's best for (you).
>>568182498Why are her legs so short
https://x.com/i/status/2058731012994322575I get his point, but this is basically the pajama event Although I do kinda realize it's a rarity
>>568182247https://exhentai.org/g/3914767/0a472d0dd3/
>>568182479https://youtu.be/S-6F1O6RcYY?t=15
Filtering "Mary Sue"
>>568182336if it was just me, kei wouldn't be utterly dominating aris in basically everything when it comes to fan appeal across all servers. sorry dude, but aris just isn't interesting.
>>568182504kek making it more obvious every single post. What a fucking loser holy shit. Go back.
who is Mary and who is she suing?
>>568182613What is she doing?
>>568182267>>568182504This is gonna be good. Which one of you will throw in the towel first.
Mari, sue them
>>568182485yeah, it's not as if we ever got similar student names before>Ayame>Ayane>Akane>Takaneoops
>>568182613Mari's landing strip...
>>568182605Homer should write an event sometime
>>568182348Trannies won't like this one chief
>>568182697Maril streep
>>568182645Yeah yeah this is the part where you say she fell off some gook poll. Keep dancing, monkey.
>>568182654I'm not doing that "if I get the last word in, I win" game. He's obviously a tourist by the fact that he brought up wanting to hate fuck Kei out of nowhere when nobody brought it up proving he's talking about himself. He has been owned, no more words are needed.
>>568182348Shiiiiet, Mari anons are hardcore
>>568182485>Sora>Saki>Sorasaki
>Arisfags when you dare say you like Kei better
>>568179835See >>568181659
>>568182773>calling yourself monkeyno believes you bro
Mari waxes her pussy clean because God likes smooth child pussy the most
>>568182650Good one
>>568182775Boring yet respectable.
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>568182649>>568182654>>568182775*Brap*
>>568182878you're right, it doesn't seem like it
>>568182613No! No! Just because it's safe does mean you can post that!
I want to hate fuck Kei
Aris is just plain and boring
>>568182825Ohhh scary, he's whipping out his ntr stash.
>>568182908though perhaps I chose a bad time to post
Aris makes me feel nothing.Kei makes me feel everything
I want to hate, fuck Kei
>>568182837>no believes you bro
I want to put my Kei inside Aris
>>568182979?
>he thinks it's working
>Alice :(>Alice, white :O
>>568182485>Saki>Misaki>Ako>Sakurako>Aru>Subaru>Koharu>Hina>Hinata>Mari>Marina>Akane>Takane>Mika>UmikaI think it'll be fine
What are >we angry about today?
>>568183021yes!
Can someone help me with Hoshi's first ex at 0:22? I can't seem to get it right.I'm matching my timing with the video but no matter where I aim it Mika refuses to move.https://youtu.be/Gl_oil9Lyaw?t=20
>raped so hard he had to samefag agreeing with himselfThis is pathetic
>>568179583CoooooooooolThere's very similar stories from the estrella mountains near meAlso sounds very similar to Dorthy Wilkinson-Izatt's experiences (Capturing the Light is a good documentary) seems like you'd relate Since you're having repeated contact you may want to change your mental state from trying to record and instead try prayer. I'd be curious to see how they react to "The Jesus Prayer"Wait, this isn't /x/Blue Archive
>>568182979>everyone that disagrees with me is a shitposterYes nobody believes you.
>>568183068anything and everything
>>568182937Now watch, he will start seething about Yuuka out of nowhere
>>568183094record a video
That nigger is so joyless kek. We're all going to roll for Alice and he's going to shit and piss his pants while reading the thread
>Got her own fes stolen by her little sister>Will never get another alt unlike Kei>Forever relegated to the butt of a joke in the GDD>Sensei only sees her as a daughter, not wife>Her main artist quit Imagine being an Arisfag
>>568183037>Midori>Mimori>Minori
It's always during these hours huh
>>568183068this is kind of sexy
>>568183021People liked Kei even when she was in her clanker form. Hell there's even a godtier doujin about it.It's all about the personality, something Aris lacks.
>>568183154no, we're skipping her and just borrowing her if she's needed
>>568183006>>568183130ESL retard
>>568183125don't laugh it's a very serious torture method
>>568183068Arisfag having another melty, yesterday was over someone wanting to UE60 her, today it's someone preferring Kei and saying Kei's a more interesting character. I think Kei just mindbroke him so he's mad 24/7.
>>568183205You talking about yourself?
>>568183154But we're skipping Arisu thoughever?
>>568182247https://exhentai.org/g/3680662/67a0c82a1e/
>>568183154I apologize, I think I mindbroke him yesterday when I said I was gonna UE60 bAlice day one
>>568183154We? I think you mean just me as I am the lone warrior who channels the spirit of /m/.
>>568183154I will skip Aris and roll Kei, there is nothing you can do about it.
>>568183250Ask your mother
>>568183274instantly UE60ing a new student is impulsive monkey behavior
>>568183219>yesterday was over someone wanting to UE60 herWhy would anyone be upset over that?
>>568183154I'm rolling for Aris cause she's meta and I'm going to UE60 her for raids. How does this make you feel?
>>568183319Of course there is! Look! [-]
Today i found out chatgpt is the biggest bullshitter on the planetNobody should ever use this shit
>>568183154Im not only going to roll, but I also got enough gifts for bond 62
true sensei rolls for bothall this shitflinging wont change my mind
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/5/5c/Kei_EventMission_Day_End.ogg
I'm rolling for Alice but going to only keep her at UE40 until urban lunatic SRKR releases
>>568183404that's fine, just don't go past UE40
568183350That bait sucked. Work harder for your (You)s, monkey
>>568183371>and I'm going to UE60 heryou and I, brother
you just have to ask him for his bond 100 kei once she comes out
>>568183154That ue60 declaration yesterday broke him hard
>>568183385What did you expect? It's a glorified Markov chain chatbot programmed to answer anything you ask even if they're ignorant about it.
Which anniversary units should I aim for?
>>568183371Nothing, i don't backseat anyone's gameplan. In fact, I like that
>>568183158look on the bright side, Aris can at least help raise Kei and Sensei's baby.
>>568183353That's a good question, unfortunately not one I have the answer for. He literally never once explained why he thinks getting her UE60 is retarded. My only guess is that he's mad at people rolling for meta when she's his wife.
>>568183371>all arisfags are metafags
I swear to god this is this is the same guy that activated to in the last 2 months to shit up another gook autobattler thread
>>568182247https://exhentai.org/g/3117599/76e34579ea/
Pat you are students
Time for pats.
>>568183385>AI slop is slopWowwy
We skip Aris here.
>>568183524would Aris be a good aunt?
>>568183484bAliceKeiThe reruns too if you can
>>568183557>>568183560
>>568183524>had to samefag his own baitKek
>>568183616>Midori's face in Momoi clothing
>>568183404>I'm rolling for 2 hyper meta blufes studentsStunning and brave.
who cares about pats
>>568183557>>568183560When I get my hands on the asshole that's throwing us off our game...
>>568183094Are you canceling mika's EX at the right time? A student only considers moving if they're too close to another student after using a skill or just before/after reloading, this move requires you to time both hikari and mika's ex so that hoshino is too close to them when they check proximity, as well as having them move together to force them to pick a far position.
>>568183592Honestly, no, she wouldn't.
>>568183693elves
>>568183385Did a baggot trained chatgpt to do this?You thin skinned faggot bitches are the most thin skinned motherfuckers on every gacha fanbase ive been. ive never seen an entire thread malding over someone calling the units unit.
>>568183463I'll post her when I get that UE60. wonder what his reaction will be, he said I'd get cold feet
>>568183094Repositions like this hinge on the animations of everyone involved lining up correctly.Make sure you pay attention to the timings of the skill casts of the girls you're trying to move prior and during that maneuver, not just that one Hosh EX alone. In fact, that one is going to likely be the most lenient of them.
And there's the NTR spam right on time. He's so predictable that it has become boring.
Elves are good for you
>>568183694>A student only considers moving if they're too close to another student after using a skill or just before/after reloading, this move requires you to time both hikari and mika's ex so that hoshino is too close to them when they check proximity, as well as having them move together to force them to pick a far position.Hot damn... I only followed a suggested timeline from a YouTube guide. Didn't know there was an actual um science behind these things
>ctrl+f: we>111 results
>>568179687>>568179887>>568180564>>568180347>>568183115>In all seriousness, maybe air force involvement. >Do you live near an air force base? is your country host to American bases if non-american?My country is very poor so I'm assume is not military craft from here.Maybe something from the US fucking around, but I'm not aware of any military bases existing close at all.This place is basically bumfuck nowhere so no idea what they would want from here.I have looked into balls of lightning and other similar natural phenomena, but it never properly fits with any of that.Honestly I would assume is just some kind of drone, military craft or natural phenomena, but I never figured out how these things "know" I'm watching them, why they react if I try to take pictures or videos, or why I feel observed when they are around.That's the main mystery for me.I'm not saying it's aliens either, I don't know how the fuck these things notice me from so far away, to the point of knowing that I want to take a picture or video, and react by darting away.Like I said, maybe is just a plane or drone and I'm retarded, or even something spiritual in nature I should just ignore, I don't know>>568179970>>568182441>proofs?This is from a series of pictures I took several years ago.I'm aware of the shitty quality but my phone is kinda cheap and it was at night, it can't be helped.Also I'm aware that the ball in the image doesn't look very impressive or anything, but to the naked eye these things look very round, very shining and very different from planes.I went to the hill, saw the thing flying over the city.It didn't react to the first picture I took, so I started to take more pictures while moving, walking down the hill.Eventually at certain point when I was walking down, it darted away.I'm aware the picture looks kinda shaky, but I was walking downhill in rocks in the middle of the night
>>568183815
>>568183827If you follow the timeline it should have worked
>>568183776you won't do it
>>568183694nta but I guess that explains why I couldn't reproduce the movement with dTsukuyo. her EX animation is way longer than bHoshino's
>>568183534how did you figure out it was an arisfag behind all that?I had my suspicions and tried to coax things out a little but I wasn't too sure
>>568183815NO
>>568183068I'm still angry because they didn't put my student in the 3D live even though she's been working hard as an idol
>>568183806Kek you were right. How often does this happen
I only have enough gifts to get My bAris to bond 44...
Iroha is too cute
>>568183806And now he wants to delve into Aris about as much as he'd want to Fubuki. it's just bait mayne
>>568183914>picsource?
>>568183942does /bag/ prefer the girl begging or do they prefer to be the one begging?
>>568179583>>568183868t.
Arisbros... why doesn't Sensei pat our heads anymore?
>>568183806Funny when he always uses that exact image too. Like bozo get a new gimmick, you're too obvious now.
>>568183875I thought she has huge futa cock from the thumbnail
>>568184001Start crafting, bitch
>>568184029I want to beg for a crum of pussy and be denied and get nothing till I'm on my hands and knees bawling
>>568183914NTA but he literally said he was mad about people caring for meta and said he's rolling because he likes her
>>568183889if anything I'd do it no matter what just to make you seethe>>568183353>Why would anyone be upset over that?idk, maybe he's upset I like Alice or something?
>>568183942yuzu would say that
>>568183694Thanks, that was it. I was canceling her too late.
>>568184116please don't, I care about your eligma
>>568184025https://x.com/i/status/2028775190600220966
>>568184025Idk I just saved it from here.
>>568184154nigga I've spent ligma on farmables before, I'll be fine kek
>>568183806This looks like a typical case of normal anons starting an argument from disagreement and then a shitposter latching onto it.
>>568183534i don't understand this logic
>>568184163why do people like collarbone and armpit
$100 says the Kei tranny won't even UE40 her
>>568184212which ones?
>trust me bro, this is a comfy and consistent clear, there is literally no rng involvedi'm hitting the pixel and the frame perfectly every time and it's not going the same way as the mock fuuuuuuck
>>568183806>Aris NTR during this hour>Mika hater schizo larping as monkey & trash in burger hoursWe will never get out from this cycle
>>568184229>why do people like woman's body parts Truly a mystery
>>568184229they're sexy
>>568184218It's only shitposts if you think the posts hurt your feelings.
>>568184221That would imply that there is any logic that would justify having a full blown mental breakdown because someone wants to spend some ligma to UE60 a student.
>>568184218that's exactly what happened. obviously if you say you're going to immediately UE60 a new student, people are going to tell you it's a bad idea.
>malding hard over GAThings I'll never understand
No image, no read. Simple as.
>>568184273Midori, Momoi, Yuzu, Alice, probably others too (seems I also did it for Natsu, didn't remember that)
She flopped
I'm stumped. Which student exudes flatness in physicality, personality, and actions above ALL others? Also suggest more categorical champions, ultimates in their niche.
>>568184163Why is she sweaty?
>>568184390holy brickeroni
>>568183868That's, uh, a helicopter or a plane, probably
>>568184078I'll have to reread that thread, it got confusing in some parts.
>>568184426himari
>>568184441because we just had sex
Gomen princess....
>>568184441She's exhausted after the rehearsal
>>568184426I don't think flatness in personality and actions is a good phrasing here. I have suggestions but they are flat students, not "flat" students
>naggy tsundere>interestingThis is the most milquetoast anime trope ever created. Do Kei sissies seriously think that shit is "interesting"? Must be the type of faggot that watches slop like jjkek
I was gone for like 10 minutes and there's 50 new posts!?what revived the hype?
>>568184463not my fault, I really wanted to UE60 the twins for wife reasons, they were my first UE60s before I even hit level 90
>Arisfags when they see a girl have an ounce of a personality
>>568184541damn, this got me in the feels
>>568184390>Natsu 5>Momoi 5>Midori 5>Poozu 5
>>568183754BA fanbase is simply like a hedgehog.You can't really blame us when shit like western umamusume happens right around the corner.Not being on edge around tourists with that kind of horror show on display is just retarded.
>>568184371My club has one autist publicly announcing the rank of everyone who made it to plat and I feel self-conscious.
>>568184587all me
>>568184587We're in a middle of a raid
>>568184362It's not a bad idea if you want to hyperfocus on blue content and want an easier time and are fine with ignoring other content.
>>568184494Well he's here right now >>568184362 so feel free to ask him what caused his mental breakdown.
>>568184610total gamer love
O-oh shit
>>568184589>wife reasonsyou mean you're a brainless coomer who hops from one girl to the next and doesn't really like any of them, just chases trends and feelings like a thoughtless animal.
>>568184568Cry about it.
feels like we had this exact discourse yesterday or was it the other day?
>>568184623>BA fanbase is simply like a hedgehogway past cool?2fast4u?
>>568184648Can't wait to get plat
i bet gookako watched the new rick and morty
grove street...home...
>>568184734you posted this yesterday
>>568184281I also malded TOR and thought the samewas really confused, what got me through was getting Hikari to UE40 for extended buff time, at least that's what it felt like. I swept and never looked back
>>568184708The monke rarely ever sleeps, so it goes
>>568184623>BA fanbase is simply like a hedgehogThey roll around at the speed of sound?
>>568184694no? the twins were always my favorite students aand that never changed, but as far as I know I'm also allowed to like other ones even if I'm committed to those two in particular
>>568184708It's been over a week. Just let it go, bwos.
>>568184676there are people that look at this rectangle body and think "wife"
>>568184684Why is everyone so afraid of her?
>>568184708Time is a flat circle, anon
>>568184808wife
>>568184762no, yesterday i said that he was going to watch it. now i'm saying that he did
>>568184823If you control the money, you control the world
>>568184829>Time is a flatguh
>>568184623Sonictrannies have already breached your gates been circumvented with holes nearby sadly
>>568176131I used to live in a small bungalow in the middle of nowhere in the Mojave Desert with two close friends for work. Pitch black wouldn't even begin to describe the nights out there; darkness so thick the beams from flashlights felt suppressed and weaker than usual.Windy nights were common, and falling asleep was difficult due to both the heat as well as the constant scratching noises coming from the walls, presumably from tumbleweeds and bushes being pushed by the wind. One night, when all of us were trying to sleep, I heard coyotes in the distance. Normal. All of a sudden, a coyote's call is suddenly cutoff midway. It caught me off guard, but then I went back to sleep only to be rudely awoken later by a loud thump followed by scratches against our walls. I got up, pulled out my bedside pistol, and turned on the lights. Walking out to the main hall, I hear noise and see my two other friends exit, also holding their guns. We look at eachother and asked "did you hear that?"We pull a curtain aside and notice that something triggered our motion-activated lights outside our house. For a moment we figured the wind must've blown something, so we all just stay silent and go back to our bedrooms. It wasn't until after I realized that night of the incident, there was no wind at all when it happened.
>>568184390wow and I thought I made a mistake by crafting with ligma a couple times when I was a hypernoob>>568184426Hina
>>568184829I want to fuck time.
>Attempt F100>250 bars time outYeah I'm too retarded for this.
>*buuuurp* Morty I'll stick my dick in this *burp* in this student's mouth Morty>aw geez Rick yo-you're a sick fuck Rick!>Wubba lubba gawk gawk!!!
Nagoos threads are better threads.
>>568184895Was that even English? What the fuck are you babbling about?
>>568184959Sensei doing these voices while fucking Koyuki
>>568184959best post in this thread(that's how bad it's been)
>>568184921it's not like ligma is rare anyway. I'm not f2p so I pull a lot. I can afford that kind of "mistakes"
>>568184362hey arisfag, how come you got upset at people saying they would ue60 her?
>>568184980I want to fuck the flat triangle
>>568184907>It wasn't until after I realized that night of the incident, there was no wind at all when it happened.Mf can't just end his post there.
Don't forget to bully Binah tomorrow
>>568184907You're better than me. My pussy ass would've hide under the cozys praying.
>>568185093
>>568185087hey monkey, how come you don't know the difference between Ui and Aris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5O1gyVJSrc
>>568185121I bully my binah every day
>>568184959Akofag you gotta let go, the only good season of that show came out 12 years ago.
>>568184989I have no trouble believe that was some "dedicated shitposter" (future note, always call him monkey it drives him nuts) reply to his own reply
>>568185154Miku rerun when?
>>568185205Daughter
>>568185202
>>568185154Why didn't I join sooner...
>>568185139it's actually pretty incredible how much confidence holding a gun gives you, even if it might not actually help in a lot of situations
>>568185225>(future note, always call him monkey it drives him nuts) you could not be more obvious you want us to call you monkey SO bad
>This threadHad I known it would've devolved into this maybe I would kept my mouth shut this time. Still wouldn't make Aris an interesting character
>>568185087I think he just can't stand that people are gonna build his favorite student more than he could, so it invalidates his love, in a way>>568185205cute
>>568185121Don't worry, Binah will receive its fair share of CBT
>>568185234Lol. Lmao.
>>568184907Did patrolling the Mojave make you wish for a nuclear winter?
>>568185285You will be monkey lad, that I will be sure of
>>568185292>normal discussion about Kei and Aris's character>suddently NTR spam out of nowhereYou can't argue about anything here cause shitposters will just latch onto it and reduce it to petty shitflinging.
>>568184907>Mojave DesertI'd reckon this is the problem
>>568185121
binah kun..
>>568184907How easy is to move to the Mojave?
Why doesn't /bag/ post Ibuki anymore?
>>568185225>I have no trouble believe
can green Midori clear Binah D tomorrow?
>>568183754Wow.
>>568185271I ask myself every time. I'm guessing Nexon marketing sucks, because I'd totally have tried out this game back in the day.If it weren't for Miyu porn, I wouldn't be playing this gacha tbdesu
I UE60'd Swimsuit Mika on her first day, and I have not regretted my decision
>>568185443Maybe
>>568185374>normal discussionIt was one tranny calling Aris a Mary Sue with no personality
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>568184770the reposition trick was REALLY inconsistent, i think i only got it 1 out of every 20 resets even while doing the same timings, i don't moved my mouse at all and sometimes i got blasted by the bombs (is the fuse time rng still?), the worst part is that even when i got the reposition thing right sometimes i would still not do kill shiro in 3 shots or even worse, hosh mysteriously died on phase 1, i swear i got a 2 team clear on mock because hosh died on ph2 somehow but the time was still good, couldn't replicate it and wasted 2 tickets so far, i don't think 4300ish is going to plat by reset>inb4 malding a GAat this point it's pride and being mad that i got a mock clear but not a real ticket
>>568185398...is this real?
>>568185443Maybe if you use 3 extra tickets
>>568185489Case in point
>>568185443Probably. Binah D is the easiest.
Remember when some people actually thought Alice’s name was supposed to be Aris?
>>568185374Why are acting like that wasn't you?
>>568185489A discussion's a discussion, just because you don't personally like people rightfully calling Aris a poorly written mary sue character doesn't make it not a discussion.
Who the hell is Alice? Anyway I can't wait to roll for Aris, too bad we have to wait an entire week
>>568185558>Why are acting
I finished Chapter 2 of Vol EX. How long is Chapter 3?
>>568185597Long enough to be drip feed over the course of a month
>>568185489was he wrong though?
>>568185532it has less HP than actual Torment and I know she can 1T Insane so I think one extra ticket would actually be enoughmaybe (just maybe) she could 1T with a shit score but it's not ranked so it wouldn't matter
>>568185592Kinda sudden for a collab but I’ll gladly roll for Arisu
>>568185597
>>568185452It's ironically jewstar for me since it kinda had my interest piqued when they started teasing it in JP.But then I saw the abydos sprites and said maybe not.
>>568185558>why are acting likeYet again, case in point. If you want to stir shit, work on your English skills first so you don't give yourself away every single time.
>>568185623Chapter 3 was literally what was released earlier this week
>>568185121They already said its not the real one so I feel no satisfaction. My wives back home are fighting him without me...
>>568185552
>>568185680thats the part 1 of 4
>>568185460Yeah bro most people max out overpowered meta students. Not impressive.Nexon really needs to drop a Mika alt that's super niche for like 3 raids. Then we'll really see who the true Mika Chads are.
>>568185597You only have the pre-event story unlocked at the moment which is 9 episodes
>>568185678Australian Midori...
>>568185646no, he wasn't, mary sue characters aren't interesting and aris fits that paradigm near perfect. there's a reason kei has more fanart and discussion than aris does despite kei only really being a thing for half a year. At least the current kei, anyway.
>>568185754Thank you. It's enough to read before maint then.
>>568185750>Nexon really needs to drop a Mika alt that's super niche for like 3 raidsthey wouldn't dare
>>568185719>アリスFor me she is still Arisu
>>568185512Nta but I did tor yesterday for the first time. I only had students for purple and I still had to mald the reposition. Shiro was surprisingly consistent, I could replicate it almost every time (sometimes I fucked up the timings for buffs) but Kuro was a fucking disaster. I still don't know what determines which students are targeted and the fucking knockback is just a roulette, I could go 10 tries and fault because Mimori/Mika decided to run away because Eimi got too close and I had to restart. Even the guy making the guide didn't know what causes this
>>568185786trvthnvke
>>568185764GUH
>>568185512The reposition was really consistent for me. It did take some investment to level Hikari skill and Mika to ue50 to actually have enough damage to kill Shiro in 3 shots.
>>568185786This isn't true, people just find white hair sexier. I have no proof of this fact but just trust me it's real.
>>568185889>>568185889>>568185889
>>568185908>earlyi hate retards like you the most
>>568185646yes. it's factually untrue that aris has no personality. therefore, he was wrong.
>>568185827Just 2t it and use Mimori to put her in the old Cherino safespot
>shitpost OPGrim
get cancer and die
remake, don't use a shitpost thread
>>568185908kill yourself
>>568185512A couple of my tickets were INS, I decided to just go for it even after failing mock yesterday because I felt soooo close and if I was going to luck out and get it, might as well use a ticket.Sounds like you're not using TYuuka? so this might be useless, but just in case, this is what finally worked (but still had to reset at those 2 repositions) the last reposition seemed more forgiving or I just got lucky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHRb5jGYSo
requesting seia bread
I'm not posting in or reading any posts in that thread, faggot
>>568185512I just eyeballed my tyuuka positions very roughly at 3x and it just worked.
BAKE ANOTHER NOW
>>568185932Well it's a good thing that the original post never said she has no personality then isn't it?>>568181057>Mary SueYeah>BoringYeah>a plot device more than a characterYep>no personalityOh that one's not there.
>>568186017hey, that's my video. glad it was useful
Can we please not use the obvious shitpost thread?
I'll sink with this ship idgaf
a real keifag love the amas version
>>568186169>>568186169>>568186169Non shitpost thread
>>568186183>>568186183>>568186183
>>568186147Holy shitA rare gookako
it's imperative that someone bakes another
>>568185786You don't understand what a Mary Sue archetype is.Aris has actual character development, which is very evident in both final and the new deca (im a jp fag)She doesn't just solve everything with the same mindset without learning or growing up in the process.If you think she is a Mary Sue archetype then so is Kei since she will go through the same process.
I can do it in like 4 minutes, I assume someone has it. What's almost more important is not taking up a rubbish one. Ok I'll try now
>>568186186>>568186191...you know what I'll give you dorks a free pass this once.
>>568186186>>568186191God fucking dammit
damn
>>568180987where do these models come from?
