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My brat wife, Asagi Mutsuki.
I hope this young woman discovers more about computers
fast thread ZOOOOOM
he's not gonna like this one
sensei's thoughts on bread?
>>568194509I 'ate it!
>>568194508>kei love
>>568194508>shitposter maldingheh
>>568194508>midori already best student>momoi battle>twins 3x alts>ao life fun
>>568194508>post aris>aris sex
>post Aris /bag/Happy to oblige ball-sama
Who are you guys using your 100 free pulls on?
>>568194681anyone not using them on bHimari is retarded
>>568194509xbox
>>568194681The cripple
>>568194681Riosex
>>568194508>Love Aris
>>568194704Soulless
>>568194681I'm getting both, but had I had to choose it'd be Rio.
>>568194750>liking bRio because of her tits is soulok retard
>>568194786It is more soul than metafagging.
I refuse to roll for an elf
>>568194828how so?
>>568194730>quoting
>>568194681The wheelchair girl
GUH
>>568194508>midori already best>momoi retard loldamn right
>>568194681aHimari is used in nearly all yellow content so, her.
Don't forget to pat your students /bag/
>>568194871>Do not reupload my art
PAN PAKA PAN
>>568194730Yes, ain't nobody reading all that shit.
>>568194862Dickrolling anyone is soulful.
>>568194508Students who would do this?
>>568194681I sparked the cripple on JP and never got Rio.
>>568194508>shitposter malding smells>hina falseflag>shitpost weeks>midori already best student>binah toki>aoba soon>aru fans old>alice clear hope>ao life fun>ayame literally based>torment schizo>wakamo adult talking rape>posts ue60 today>momoi battle>faggot hikari>twins 3x alts>john ue40>fes raid cat>ba lose crab>blue plat bitch>borrow extra food>kei love>post aris /bag/>love aris sex>real hate event monkey
>>568194750cool fucking bike is soulless?
>>568194951you keep saying that but you aren't explaining how
>>568194681HimariI'm sparking both no matter what, but I think I'll go for Himari first
>metashitters>bad tasteEvery time
>>568194508>love aris
>>568195002>retard>strawmanevery time
Forgib?
>>568194854That's actually an interesting question.Would Kaya hate Himari more because she's an elf or Rio more because of her tits?
>>568194991You wouldn't get it.
>>568194480when can i pull her on a banner?
>>568194730>I'll be quotingWho was he quoting though?
>>568195076>posts literal schizobabble with zero foundation in reality
>>568194962Ako
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>>568194674a toast for you too, fellow every student lover
>>568194508first students with 3 alts confirmed
>>568195054This dork doesn't even want to work with boob-haver, she wouldn't hate Himari.
Fuck Iroha
>>568194419I mean true sensei would get emotional if he gets to see his students in real life. Remember Kazusa VR?>>568194681Rio
> deletedRumao
>>568194730>deleted
>- An ON/OFF button for Area EXP. will be added to the Lesson Lobby where you can toggle each area's EXP bar display.Nice!
For the people that were here during volume F:You guys excited to do the raids again?
Nobody is actually going to be impatient enough to roll with more than the free rolls or expiring ga tickets until all the free rolls come right? You can't even use the excuse of muh event bonus.
>>568195167GUH
>>568195214>Fuck Irohathat's the ideabut man, I bet that hair would get EVERYWHERE
>>568195214Gladly
>>568195228>number 1 stella sora fan in bigger font
>>568195272pinafeet
>[Deleted]
>>568194681Himari is one of my favourite students so I absolutely need her alt. The only downside is I wish there was a striker alt where she rolls up in the normal wheelchair and starts blasting her revolver at people, rather than getting the outdoor wheelchair
>deletedKekHoly fucking based janny
>>568195302Why Don Patch?
>>568195252
>>568194681My autistic girlfriend first, then her bitchy rival
>>568195167By not met. ntr enjoyer
TWO EIMIS on the timeline next to each other? More likely than you think.
>>568194681the sexy one
>>568194681I got Rio in JP but didn't get Himari so i'll be rolling for Himari.
>>568195413>My autistic girlfriend firstHimari?
>>568195302Fun times are fun
>>568195272>pinaspam
Foursome with Nagisa, Ako and Rio
>Kanae gets any kind of official art>ALWAYS her boobs are being coveredAm I schizo or do they have a vendetta against her?
>>568195534who's the 4th?
Is this a my hero academia reference?
>>568195540>Kanae
>everyone is skipping rioi didn't know /bag/ was such a metafag
>>568195586He's definitely a schizo
>>568195540kanae?
Wakamo
I remember Pinaspam
>deletedMan i wish my general's got a janny this based
>>568195540> coveredRetard. Check the full sprite again.>>568195606Double retard.
>>568195585you know, zoomers these days probably don't have a clue where that line actually comes from
Soon
>>568195540her child funbags too powerful. also>Kanaedo you mean Hanae or Kanoe?
>>568195634Now that's a smelly looking wife
>>568195540It's funny the other students can openly brandish their weapons but somehow Kaede has to keep hers hidden
>>568195639/bag/'s sanctity was promised to us 3,000 years ago.
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>568195540The world is simply not prepared for it
>>568195540It's Kaede, and her breasts are too powerful for you.
>>568195606It's literally 50/50
>>568195606Everyone hates Rio.... except me that loves Rio
>>568195606we're rolling for Himari first because she's sex
>>568195540CUTIESand makoto
THIRTENN HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE FREE ROLLS
>>568195606I'm dropping 100 on the first day, so I'll probably end up with both. But Himari has a hoverbike, bro. That's rad, and useful TS are always cool.
>>568195606I'm rolling the better autist because she didn't invent the avant guard jfd
>>568195606I love long black hair student.>But WakamoShe's a fox don't care don't count
>>568195817Yeah, she really is on another level isn't she.
>>568195540This image only makes me realize that the jap school and Gehenna are being paired together for literally no reason
Utaha decimating S11... think its time to UE60 her.
>>568195606I'm rolling for both
Raid Status?
>>568195942>Why are not-Japan and not-Germany paired togetherBro
What was deleted?
>>568195736We know sensei
>>568195942japs and germans were also paired together something like 80 years ago
>>568195891I love Wakamo too.
>>568195942Pandemonium is keeping an eye on Revan- I mean, Pina
>>568195942>The German and Jap school are paired together for literally no reason
>>568195961Comfy purple TOR
>>568195961plat
Look at this hourglass figure. You prefer bamboo stick than hourglass?
>>568195961>Raid Status>GAYes I'm telling you my statusSTILL getting the 10 ticketSTILL getting all the rewardsAnd all of that with comfy triple insaneThere's literally no reason to get plat
>>568195961plax
Genuine question. I wasn't there when it happened but what is it about Rio and Asuna (and perhaps to some extent even Karin and Toki) that made them such powerful secondarybaits?Was it strictly visual design? Would they have achieved the same had they looked different?
>>5681959611 TOR, 2 INS. Can't wait until bAris kills this terrible raid. Fuck Shiro and fuck Kuro.
>>568195606If I get Himari before a spark I will keep rolling for Himari my precious tensai bishoujo hacker! FUCK Rio and not sexually!
>>568195401
>>568195961Ninja'd
>>568195961easy plat (insane)
> muh secondary[-]
>>568196105
>>568196096No idea, but Kisaki was also up there.
>>568196096boobs, that's pretty much it. in a game where most students have small tits or are flatties, they stand out so secondaries feel less guilty for liking them even if they're minors like almost every other student
>>568196096>Minute has passedHe'll wait a few seconds and then reply to himself
>>568195946I don't know about that.
/BAG/ IS A CRIPPLE GENERAL
>>568195961>blue torment 4 teams>purple torment 1 team>yellow insane 1 teamstill in plat
>>568194508>real hate sex
remember: switching to your secondary is faster than reloading
coom in Nozoom.
>>568195942lmfao
>>568196104>Fuck Shiro and fuck Kurogladly
No pan
Breast envy
>>568194681I only have 41k pyros right now. Going for Himari but no more than the free 100.
>>568196301sexy child
>>568195942>jap schoolWhy do I always see "japanese school" and "chinese school" but almost never people actually write Hyakkiyako or Shanhaijing Y'all have no problems writting Abydos / Red Winter / Wild Hunt etc...
>>568196385nigga i aint typing all that
I'm ready for tomorrow
>>568196210Your strikers are pretty bad...
>>568196352bonus pakeji reset tomorrow so just pull out your card
>>568196440OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>568196210>pvp s.hanako>jfd s.hanako>raid s.hanako>challenge s.hanako>normal stage s.hanakoi have s.hanako fatigue
>>568196425Me fr
>>568196496Green will be getting the same treatment THIS SUMMER
>>568196496hinaggers have no right to say fatigue
>>568196496Sometimes it's s. mika
>>568196496have you tried letting her getting rid of that fatigue with her boobs?
>>568196475No, Arona.
>>568196385>Hya-kki-ya-ko>Shan-hai-jing3 syllables>Aby-dos>Red-Winter>Wild-Hunt2 syllables
>>568196496>You know that ultra lewd and slutty girl who would have sex with sensei if asked? >I don't want to see her anymoreI'm literally fapping to futa right now and I'm STILL not as gay as you
Remember when Himari was used everywhere? Good times.
>>568196578forgot your gookako pic
>>568196574kek retard
>>568196574Abydos is 3 syllablesA-by-dos
>>568196082Himari's got a nice butt and small tits. I like that combo more.
>>568196385I can't remember Hyakkiyako, my brain just archives it as HayakoAnd I don't speak that ching chong language.
>>568196667it's 4 actuallyA By Do Su
Ayy-bee-does
>>568196578>>You know that ultra lewd and slutty girl who would have sex with sensei if asked?have you considered actually reading the story, sensei
>>568196385Because we're racist, any more questions?
>>568196461The hell you mean it's a mirror. 2x yellow tank and same dps
>>568196385I only shorten it to Hyakki and type out Shanhaijing.
>>568196767Hina Diana
>>568196385Maybe they should have given them names that are easier to type? Most other schools are in English, anyone who has watched Stargate will know Abydos and Gehenna is Jewish so honorary American culture
Why doesn’t anyone post Shiroko? Isn’t she supposed to be the face of Blue Archive?
>>568196759NTA but she literally would though.I mean, who wouldn't?
>I thought it was called Shagajinga
>>568196878who?
>>568196849The other way around, America is honorary jewish culture.
The first time I sorted my image folder I lumped Shan/Hyak into the same thing because for the life of me I could not tell the uniforms apart
>>568196878Spe is also the face of Uma and literally no one likes her
Which students do you think will be involved in this collab?
>>568196886Shagohod
Acktually it's Sengaikyou
>>568196921Were you playing for 2 weeks at the time? Any later than that and you're clearly senile.
The school is called Sengaikyou
>>568196385Spelling and writing Hyakkiyako and Shanhaijing isn't hard. I rarely saw anons post japs school or chinese school
>>568196943me
>>568196884she would have sex with sensei no more or less readily than any other student she's not really lewd depending on your definition of the word, and she definitely isn't slutty
>>568196878I like big Shiroko
>>568196943All Trinity, Gehenna and Wildhunt students have to show up or they're expelled
>>568196878She's literally the first thing you see if you even so much try to boot up the game.Shoving her in front of everyone else any further is redundant.
This thread fucking sucksI'm leaving and watching the new episode of Rick and Morty
Aka Fuyu.
MURDAKRAB in 12 hours?
>>568196921Shanhaijing doesn't really have a uniform.
Hanako would absolutely fuck you on the spot if you asked her to but she'd never rape you unlike the rest because she's a coward when it comes to her feelings and is waiting for you to take the first step
>>568194508MOGGED BY A FUCKING CLOUD
Did you know that if you long-press the Blue Archive icon, Shiroko will talk to you?
>>568197028He was just being rhetorical.
>>568197148In 207 hours.
We love Shiroko here (all of them)
>>568197287Aru, how many days is this?
>>568197314
>lost 4 of 5 pvp fightsBros...
>>568197292If you have to choose one, which Shiroko would you pick?For me, it's fat Shiroko.
>>568197345@arona is this true?
Mika love
>>568197371samestill top 10 so IDGAF
>>568197351>it's not the guaranteed pickup animationThe worst decision of this year.
Remember that sensei was willing to die and nearly destroy other world just to give Shiroko a chance of being happyHe/She would never do that for Haruka
I need milk
>>568196224I saw some dude on EU that did 10 team blue tor...
[-]
Shanhaijing/Trinity event
>>568197371all me
>*ahem*Hello Sensei, do you have some time? Heh...There are some important things I'd like to discuss.
How do we fix the Aris problem?
yeah
>>568197489i would thoughalso you gay
>>568197507imagine demon milk
>>568196082Obviously?Still gonna get both of them though
>>568197586>Skip
>>568197387Swimsuit alt, mostly because anime successfully has made me develop a fetish for one-piece swimsuits
>>568197509The more teams you use, the more fun the game is.
>>568194590this is pretty degenerate
>>568196385It's a newfag thingI genuinely never see people say chink or jap school here though, so idk.
>>568197848The ultimate truth nuke. Why would I ever get mad using 1 team, when I could be comfy with 2 teams and see twice as many of my precious students?
>>568195156/bag/ loves Ako and Kei because they are like this.
>>568197635Women will complain I drink cow milk but refuse to provide me with human milk
Boomer here , I have a samsung phone that I only use for Blue Archive and nothing else (literally) with a battery that's gone to shit. What do people do these days for that, as I've often heard it's "impossible" to replace phone batteries these days. No, I won't get another phone since newer ones don't have headphone jacks.
is dumbbaka a green raid?
/bag/ told me I didn't need to farm Izuna
>>568197876It's not that indicative of anything, if I read either I would assume they're a bit absentminded
>>568197981>newer ones don't have headphone jacksbro, your wireless earbuds?
>>568197981>No, I won't get another phone since newer ones don't have headphone jacks.just spend 1500 euro on the new Snoy flagship and you'll get your headphone jackthat's what I did or don't be a fucking retarded and get a $10 dongle DAC that will get you better sound and won't be any more inconvenient than using wired headphones in the first place
Dailies done Kisaki event doneGA doneFucking FINALLY I can finally read the new chapter
>>568197981moto g stylus
>>568197981Buy a new Samsung phone?https://m.gsmarena.com/results.php3?nYearMin=2025&chk35mm=selected&sMakers=9
>>568198162bro.. you were supposed to do it a week ago...
>>568197981It's been 10 years since the early days of earbuds. They're very good now
>>568196210That defense team is dogshit. Both of your tanks can get easily nuked by Iori, and Utaha always seems to use her EX skill around D4I won against someone using a similar defense the other day and it was pretty easy
I like using IEMs, should I get a cheap USB-C to headphone jack adapter when I get a new phone?Blue archive
>>568198456just be yourself
>>568197981>since newer ones don't have headphone jacks.there are phones that still release with headphone jacks in current year. check mid-range Xiaomi phones if you're in Europe, most of them have headphone jacks>t. using a 5 years old Redmi Note 10 Pro to play BA
>>568198197I was busy.With what, you might ask?Doing absolutely nothing.
>>568198516But i thought chink phones were bad because they heat up easily
Jumby my beloved...
>>568198162enjoy the kino, it's very good
>>568196943Kayoko because her hair pattern looks like a ball
>>568198685Well he is still doing chapter 1...
>>568198606a mid-range phone won't overheat kek. and quite a few of them come with headphone jacks and microsd slotspicrel is a search for models that have both the jack and microsd slots, that were released between last year and now
>>568198276No Fubuki, you can't stack donuts on it
>>568196943Makoto as Oliver Kahn
>>568194415I need an oily massage+handjob+sumata from Asuma Toki, the strongest most perfect maid
>>568198814 (me)oh yeah I also selected oled screens only, probably will yield more results if you include LCDs
>>568198821Why are you gae?
>>568198606I have a chinese Realme C75 and it never overheats on BA with max graphics and framerateAlthough it does overheat on Geforce Now but I blame jewvidia for this since they literally use AI vibecoding now
>>568199000It's not that I don't want her to do it, it's just physically impossible...
>>568199152Cute
>>568199194sex
>>568195606I hope I can get both in 200, but last pre-FES I had to dry spark for sSeiasince then, I had really rotten luck with the rateups
>>568199152Moi knew what she was doing in her momotalk.
>>568199152
>>568198814>quite a few of them come with headphone jacks and microsd slotsWtf is going on in the market? How is that not the standard? Why are zoomers THIS retarded?
>>568199292yukari slop
>>568199194I CAN ALMOST SEE IT
>>568199280yeah, she even tells you not to tell Midori. I guess even twins have their secrets (though they both know I'm dating both of them)>>568199318yeah, the market is pretty weird and has been for a few years now. high-end models don't have those two features anymore, but low-end and mid-range phones often include them. no idea why honestly, it's wild
>>568196943???If they post Hoshino, Koharu, and some of our regular roster that's basically telling us they watch divegrass isn't it?
Any estimate on when regular Nagisa is coming back on global?
>>568199441she reran recently so it's gonna be a while
>>568199441probably after 5.5 fest, either on her own banner or another combined limited banner
>>568197854Don't kinkshame me
>>5681994416 months maybe? I think we had their banner in January
>>568198814What's about good new phones with replaceable batteries?
>>568195848more like 18-19
>>568199547made for breeding
>>568199532that's probably coming at some point, at least if you're in the EU because of recent laws
>Eimi goes out to serve as a distraction>send out only Eimi for the battle>46 enemies?! There's no way she can solo that in 3 minutes!>SHE FUCKING DOESMy fucking hero.
>>568199621why is she looking at me like that?
I think Satsuki wins the prize for "cutest banner promo image"
>>568199621don't underestimate Stacy Thundertits
>>568199621I sent the GDD for that battle (just the regular ones, no specials/alts)
>>568195961I wanna do blue but coworkers keep nagging me despite us being able to do literally nothing today without anyone noticing
>>568195606Who said anything about meta ? Rio hate.
>>568199621She has a twin?!
>>568199673>Sensei's going to want to play hookySagsuki wants to play hookup
>>568199780No, she's just moving really fast between the field and the ice pool
We won>>568178359>>568178359>>568178359
>>568199780lol 2 Eimis
>>568195540I love the Pandemonium Society
>finally getting Kei todaylife is good
>>568199848god I love Ibuki
>>568199850Retard
>>568199905a body made for mating press
>>568199850Good luck with your pulls retard bro
>>568199903
>>568199941But sensei.... she'll be the one pressing (you)....
>>568199848there are /bag/gots that want to ruin ibuki
>>568199905
>>568200010yeah, me. ruin her holes, that is
>>568199621Almost did that battle with a 4* Eimi and a 3* Himari but failedAt the end I just added Neru into the formation and she bulldozed the laborers
Swimsuit Iori to decimate PvP or bNeru to tank.... decisions decisions.
>>568200056....keep going
>So after yakiniku, it's crab huh?
>>568200063it's going to stretch
>>568199850>today2 more weeks unironically
>>568200078>Swimsuit Iori to decimate PvPH-huh?
>>568200126yeah onaholes can stretch quite a lot
>>568198276Taberu?
Huh, so Kaede's hair is THAT long?
What if the Gehenna volume starts laid back and low stakes for an entire chapter, like the GDD chapter? Sensei hangs out in the Pandemonium Society - the comfiest club - and helps them with something that's ultimately not that significant. Then it ends with a Tyrant Emperor lore tease for chapter 2.
>pina spam
>>568199987Imagine an indirect kiss with Ibuki
>>568199404I think it's hilarious how Google announced the pixel back in the day making a big point of bringing back headphone jacks but these days also got rid of them too.
>>568200221This image reveals quite a lot.Tsubaki's tsubakis are huge even though her previous alt seemed to kind of nerf them.Was Pina's Pinas always that huge?
>>568200252We need a new club for a gehenna chapter
>>568200252I'd be down. My favorite part about Dress gehenna was Sensei chilling with pandemonium
>>568200252>Tyrant Emperor loreBro, isakusan is gone... it's time to let go already...
>>568200252Pandemonium Society is not going to be the club the Gehenna volume follows
>>568200379it should be.
>>568200168She and sHasumi put in big work.
how soon will I be able to craft the transport ship furniture? I don't wanna waste the event currency if I can help it
gehenner volume is probably gonna be GRS slop
>>568200221>>568200335Maybe they received help from a certain someone
Kira kira!
>>568200465I saw both sHasumi and bNeru in pvp but I never saw sIori
Gehenna should have a hacker club/tech sector that rivals Millennium in their proficiency, it would track with the whole intelligence gathering thing, and mirror real life state-sponsored hacking departments like in China or North Korea
>>568200402No it should be Hina
>>568200472After maintenance
>>568199723what a bunch of naggers amirite
>>568200221lolis not showing me toes should be illegal>inb4 not a loli because cow titsshut the fuck up
>>568200523Not even the most diehard Hinafag actually thinks this.
>>568200521also because Gehenna are troublemakers they would do stuff like hack Trinity-affiliated pages and replace them with penises
>>568200521Gehenna is German not Best Korean
>>568200521>gehenners hacker clublmao
>>568194415I got AP saved out the wazoo for her
>>568200513I'm seeing a bunch, a lot of Marinas, some Satsukis and even the rrrrat.
>>568200625Like how nobody wants it to follow Pandemonium either
>>568200676sex
>>568199723>fbk pic>employedFAKEBUKI
>>568200689No that's the common opinion actually you delusional cuck.
>>568200628Millennium students do that regularly and call it a hobby
>>568199848god i want to ruin ibuki
>>568200734no it's not, Pandemonium flopped
Do people up there in rank 1~10 PVP just know each other?
>>568200252A serious Gehenna volume can simply never work. The school is too much of a clusterfuck of power dynamics and writing.They're also going to have to address the actual elephant in that school too, which already got 2 alts, her very own event dedicated solely for her that takes up an entire anniversary event, and a rabid short-fused fanbase that's prepared to completely shit on everything should they ever bring this character in a negative light.Best to just accept the fact that Gehenna can never be more than a le funny school.
>>568200543nice
>>568200669You uhhYou don't farm her with AP, brother manIt's the 3x normals/hards/commissions you farmdid... did no one tell you?
>>568200669retard
>>568200772Flopped onto my bed
>>568200785Well I disagree. But I won't tell you why. I'll just call you a faggot. Faggot
>>568200252If the Gehenna volume follows Pandemonium it would legitimately be the best volume in the whole game
>>568200896We don't sign our posts here
>>568200848>this bitch is dreaming of blue envelopesjust how much correction does she need?
>>568200785The only thing that flopped about Pandemonium is Satsuki's fat tits.
>>568200948you saved AP for something that doesn't require APyou're a retard
>>568200926BasedThey hating us because we cool
>>568200785>A serious Gehenna volume can simply never workI don't know how someone can open with this and expect them to be taken seriously. Anything can be written to happen for any school.
i am horny for momoi
>>568200981he can still use that AP for 3x missions and commissions
>>568200981That post sizzled you
>>568200967Whoops, meant for>>568200772I was hypnotized
>>568201032aren't >we all?
>>568200726Fubuki has a j*b tho
>>568201032Momoi?!
What was the best tablet resolution again? Forgot to save my bluestacks settings.
>>568200948that insult doesn't work when the "signature" is the only thing in the post
>>568201032Are you black, by any chance?
>>568201032shut up Momoi
i am horny for midori
>>568200785This, anyone expecting a serious gehenna volume is a retard
>>568200839>>568200981Why are you blatantly lying?
The best of the best
>>568201047yeah but that won't bring his brain cells back
>>568200967I don't think she's aware of how erotic she is, I think she might actually not know what sex is
>>568201163Shut up Momoi
>>568201201kek, fair enough
>>568200926>>568200992>no argument nor attempt at rebuttal>immediately assumes i'm a haterYeah i expected no less, which is kind of my point.
>>568201219only Iroha and maybe Chiaki do
why does mutsuki make my peepee hard
>>568201314because you're based
>>568201201>>568201263Now kiss
i am horny for ao
-5 points for student smoking.
>>568201219Satsuki's like top 10 purest girls in the game.
>got attacked 18 times in pvp since yesterdayWHAT THE FUCK
What does /bag/ think of the new main story release schedule of new chapters with ~10 episodes monthly?
post THAT
I wonder if it's gonna be Mutsuki or Haruka whose dress alt turns out to be special
>>568201425I don't read the story so I don't care
>>568201454
>>568200785I wouldn't say it's impossible, just something they'd have to put more effort into justifying than most other schools. Or rather every school that isn't Red Winter. V1C3 and them showing Hina and Makoto cooporating for a common goal without any bickering is proof that they're able to take things seriously.
>>568201357retard
>>568201132It made you mad so it worked as intended
THAT
this is an old man
>>568201632Uhee
>>568201632sex with old men
>>568201572We don't sign our posts here
>>568201632that's hot
Red winter was sacrificed so squad can stop being homeless
>>568201072The only job I want is a foot job.
>>568201505Posters who hate [school] will always just chain non-arguments. it doesn't matter who their target is. Hyakki for example was a pure comedy school until vol5 when things got serious. Something not happening yet doesn't it mean it never can. I'm sure there's a name for this fallacy.
>>568201706stay mad retard
>>568194681Himari. I'd get Rio too if I was lucky but I'm a lucklet so only her.
soon
>>568201632I could tell by the way he uses he/him pronouns
>>568194681Rio, then Himari.>buh but the meta"durrrrrrr buh deh meh ah" shut up BITCH
>>568201843GUUUUUUUH
>WeedWho is getting the first ever Weeding alt?
I love me bitch wife
>>568199404Higher end phones market themselves on water resistance.Neither are a huge issue anymore though. You can get quality bluetooth buds for the price of regular buds now, and base storage numbers are big enough that unless you keep a bunch of movies on your phone and like 10 different gacha games you have plenty of space.
>>568201995Ako hands typed this
>>568201989DUDE
>>568201989Mika
>>568201873bRio is core for lunatic kaiten tho
>>568201989the first 3rd alt haver...
>>568199318I've never used a headphone jack.
>>568201989Hare
Heh
>>568201812That post sizzled you
>>568202164
>>568194681obviously bHimari because of meta but 99% of this thread will agree Rio is a way better girl
protip: the closer you are to the boss, the faster the boss dies
>>568202210Kaede's back boobs.
>>568202015even low-end phones are also water-resistant, anon. most of them are IP67 (shut the fuck up Reisa) so I really don't see the point>You can get quality bluetooth buds for the price of regular buds nowwell, yes, but I just prefer having a wire personally. you're less likely to lose them that way, and you also won't forget to charge them or won't have them run out of battery while you're using them. and you can get very good quality wired IEMs for 25 bucks if you buy chink brands
>>568195253what's the point of this
>>568200086Foxes actually put out.
>>568202274LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
>>568201989
>>568202295They have to cater to their fanbase (ocd niggas)
>>568202106Who let you on the computer, son?This is no place for 12 year olds.
>>568202274Where the FUCK is she and where is my goddamn Highlander eventI'm all in on Suou dorkcoin, but they won't start the money printer
>>568196130>UE50 sShizuko>thinking anyone gives a shit about a day 1 playerlol
>>568202383You sound upset
>>568202383Melty
>>568202430sounds like he hurt your feelings actually
Who's a 12 year old
>>568202470my studentwife
>>568202430I was born brown, so yeah, I am upset
>>568202470Saten
>>568202361Sit down young'un I barely even use a smartphone in the first place.
>>568202493Just stop being brown? It's not that hard
BA needs more 12 years old students
1 day until PANPAKAPAAAAAAN
>>568201989>Haruka, Mari, and Mika are removing weeds from a garden when they encounter a strange plant>They send it to Millennium for identification>random plot shit I cba writing atm>story ends with them smoking weed with Hare
It's so crazy kinowhen the enemy boss introduces you like this Like the amount of respect to your name is insane God I wish someone did that for me, so fucking kino man
Is pic of decabrats flashing their smooth areas safe or not?
>>568202653Depends whos looking at it
Anonymous, the one who jerks his penis
>>568202623>Anon-sensei, the one who chases childs.
>>568202670me
FULVO
>>568202462I'm not even the guy he (You) in the original reply but I can tell you're definitely angry, lol.
>>568202653No, I got banned for it. nevar forget
>>568202781that's nuts
>>568202726WHEM?
>>568202773maybe you forgot to take your meds today
>>568202781But... There's nothing in there, how is that not safe but fubuki in microbikini is safe?
>>568202653Official fanart? Yes, but once the schizo ban-evader starts spamming his shit, the janny might just nuke everything in sight
>>568202781retard
I don't think defected means what these rotten cabbage-eating gooks think it means.
>>568201861delish
Yeah he's definitely mad. I'll just ignore him and his stinky posts.
>>568202879Hey, don't call her that.
>>568202653Koahru says it's not safe.
>>568202879We don't sign our posts here
>>568202884it defected so that Kei can conveniently take it over with no consequences
>>568202673>Anon-Sensei, the one who walked naked under the blue sky
>>568202951What about John /bag/?
>>568202995He doesn't post here anymore
>>568202913this type of art is so cool man
she is almost naked
>>568202653>>568202781I got warned for Malkuth tits... twice...(she has no nipples)
I forgot how much I hated Shirokuro genuinelyThe fact this ratfuck raid never got fixed once in like five years is crazy to me
I'm still here actually
>>568203110>didn't sign his postno you don't, you're a fake
>>568203017Totally organic post
>>568203071We don't sign our posts here
>>568202653I challenge mods to prove they are not fags
>>568203178You sound overweight
>>568203254You sound upset
Stop it, you're scaring him!
>>568202990>Anon-Sensei, the one who turned his students into mothers.
>>568203102Not only did it not get fixed, Torment makes it even worse by adding a sticky bomb that moves with one of your characters.
>>568203286I am upset
Stop with the barbie dolls
>>568203375Don't be. If you were a student I would UE60 you immediately.
>>568203364
>>568203228GUH
>>568203364Skill issue, I didn't even know this was a thing since I kill too fast to notice
>>568203375no you're anonymous
>>568203454I don't want to be UE60 by a fat sensei
>>568203375hi upset, I'm dad
>>568203539Am I?
coom in doomrope in hope
>>568203617:o
>>568203375what's upset
HOW UPSET
Do pakeiji really reset tonight? Don't they reset at new years? Do they reset twice a year? I'm talking about 1176+1176 and other 1 time pyro packs like that.t. steamvet
>>568203364I haven't fought every boss yet but I have to say SRKR is the worst one yet. I prefer Yesod over reposition fuckery.>inb4 skill issueI did tor and I still think it's a badly designed boss
Shirokuro is the game knowledge check raid.
>>568203681>>568203687SETCORD IS HERE AT LAST
>>568203727Holy shitholy shit holy shit holy shit
>insane>sweep>insane>sweep>insane>sweepIt's alright if i get gold and it'd be great if i get plat. I'm just not going to lose hairs over a single player game, that's all.
UE50 bHosh from the video on the left hp difference with my maxed UE40 one on the right.Big difference I'd say.
>>568202858Ask yourself "would I look at this at work? Is it work safe?" if you answer "no" it's not work safe
>>568203693Before every anniversary, yesI think it's every 3 months? But at the very least it's every anniversary. Which makes sense.
>>568203873I just checked your knowledge and it was extremely low
>>568203983Are you sure it all comes from bhosh investment and not from specials' investment?
>>568203873Yeah it checks if you had the knowledge to pull tYuuka.
>>568202781I have been banned for posting that Yuuka and Deca airmpit pic like 3-4 times already
>>568203701To be fair that's only because everyone is ignoring the game mechanics. The intended gameplay is to have people use a student with actual reposition such as tYuuka but instead people are relying on bHosh forcing other students to reposition by moving her too close to them.
>>568204021But I do look at it at work
>>568204142show it to your boss
>>568204123I think I know what you mean and I hope you get your dick stuck in a waffle iron
>>568204123Post it again to assert dominance
>>568203983All boss attacks have a damage range.
>>568204097cute kanoo
>>568203983That's what you get for not pulling dTsukuyo
>>568204096my Rio + Kisaki are both UE40 like in the video, it's actually Maki more I'd say because she goes down to very low hp quickly and Kisaki passive shield goes on her, I think that's the thing here
>>568204232
>>568204232I can see them in broad daylight!
>>568204123>>568204198I don't know what's he's talking about, please someone post it
I've been banned for posting Kisaki getting jizzed on and there were no private parts shown gay ass website
Still me, despite everything.
Whoops, lol. That's another one.
>>568194508Holy Event: Monkey Days is the next april fools spinoff VN
>>568203943What if you were losing hairs without the single player game?
>>568202653I read that as descartes
>>568204470Gotta love jerkin' chickens.
Can I get Toki with my free rolls?
>>568204637no, she's limited
>>568204637Worse, you have to read
Can I get Ibuki with my free rolls?
>>568204549I like monkey
>>568198410Best I can do is use Eimi. I don't have bunny Neru and my Marina is 3*.Tons of people I attack use double yellow though.
The schedule in NA always confuses me since our reset is in the middle of the day instead of overnight.Is the event starting after today's reset or tomorrow's?
if I don't get bToki this fes the Anon below me is gonna get raped by yours truly
>>568204710that's not Toki that's Toki (Battle)
>>568204736Today's reset + maintenance
>>568204770It's still Toki, you donut.
>>5682047365/26 (Tue) Updates Notice1. Date: 5/26 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 08:00 AM (UTC)Put that into google + "my timezone" and you will see exactly when it's happening.
>took a day off tomorrow so I can read story and beat Binah in peacethoughts?
>>5682045739mmroof of the mouth
>>568203228>>568203271>>568203320GUUUUUUHHHHHHH
>>568204374I trust in /bag/ not reporting me
>>568204710Read what? Your obituary? It says you never scored.
Are any of the pakejis that are about to reset actually worth buying, besides the one 3x New Sensei pyro pack?
>>568204878Took a day off just because I don't want to go to work.
report him
>>568204934foolishness
>>568204945The one that gives 8800 jims
>>568204876Okay now what
>>568204680Okay how do I get her then?
>full on pedo hours>full on retard hoursFuck off.
>>568202884And then she goes on to say "it should've been 'false' instead," like, no, retard, it should've been defective
>>568205043My name isn't Jim
>>568204934Ok I regret asking, Yuukabro was right
>>568204934Holy fucking ew
>>568205078You wait for her banner.
>>568205109So time that's dedicated to you?
>>568205065I swear I will pinpoint your email based on your pfp if you don't shut up
>file deletedYOU FUCKING PUSSY
>>568204934go get em champ....
>>568205223>I know you are but what am I
>>568205065get his ass
>>568205186That's why I asked. Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?
Don't use the p-word bwo
Test
>>568205065>tijdzone
>>568205339Are you retarded? What are you even replying to?
>>568205339You need to be specific when you're asking questions. You can get bunny suit Toki with your free rolls.
>>568205065Lover of Rubber?Dutch wife?
>>568204934Do armpits fags really?
Can Track Yuuka spook me during fes?
How long are the 9 episodes of Vol EX C3? I might finish C2 at work and read those 9 at home after coming back
>>568205464Don't answer my question with a question.>>568205470THE NEW ONE
>>568205559yeah
>>568205065Dutch is not a real language
>>568205109Stop shaming me for liking children because they are intellectually closer to my mental level
>>568205185you need to add Midori to that pic with the caption "minor spelling mistake"
>>568205559nah
>>568205584>Don't answer my question with a question.Why not?
>>568194415
>>568205576Pretty short in comparison. Basically just some words as an excuse to give Kei her body and then it ends.
>>568204934kek
>>568205576Took me 2h but I alt tabbed constantly to shitpost here
>>568205559no man she's limiteded
>>568205607angry ESL detected
>>568205341what's wrong with Phrenapates?
can't wait for the 10 hour maintenance and multiple patches that will download in a row because they still haven't figured out a way to deliver all of them at the same time so i meed to clicl accept every few minutes
>>568205856works on my machine
>>568205856free pyros tho
>>568205584That one is a welfare.
on the next blue archive:
>>568205341What's wrong with pina
>>568205956AO?
>>568205798hey, I'm not angry
>>568205896i wish the phone client updated the same way that steam does, way better than waking up first thing in the morning to a huge update
Did kotposter die
So even the Japanese BA player do this:>Someone has a shitty Anti-sensei/anti-fanservice opinion>They check if they post/RT yuri>They does
>>568205673I'm ignoring you now.>>568205937How do I get it?
>>568206000checked
>>568205852>>568205975Just don't say it
>>568206135>spoonfeed me while I insult you
>>568206135>How do I get it?Defeat the evil snake boss in the upcoming global event.
>>568206223Where was the insult?
Binah isn't evil he's my friend!
>>568206125What's up with all these tweet today about fanservice and Sensei's gender in the Japanese community?
All prophets are friends...
>>568206135>How do I get it?she's a girl, you can say "her"
Damn that's a cute Mika
>>568206262I don't understand can you explain it?
>>568206353I was told by the cool kids at /vmg/ that nuidolmaster is getting a lot of newfags on their second anniversary who are very upset that the protagonist is male. And this argument spread to other franchises.
sensei goes by he/hee btw
HOOOOOO
Binah...
>>568206567MICHAEL JACKSON?
>>568206125(((Yuriniggers)))
>>568206437>enter event>read the story>get to snake boss>defeat snake boss>???>PROFIT!!!
>>568204934yeah you deserve that
>>568206465don't they realize that p has historically always been male lmao
why is chibi rio built like this?
Cracker
>>568206125
>>568206648What's her star level?
>>568206720why aren't you?
My pronouns are skibidi/rizz
>>568206720Made for my dick
>>568206774Welfares are always 1* at the start of the event bub. If you play the game like a good boy she'll be 5* and then some by the end of it.
>>568206791
>>568206465Funny things about Idolmaster is that the Producer in Gakumas is exclusively male (not even implied like in BA, but literally stated to be a man), and yet in the official Gakumas manga adaptation, they put a female Producer instead.It's like if Nikke decided to make a Nikke manga but put a female commander.
>>568203983They may die by the end but who cares.
>>568206874Wakamo 1-on-1She's so cool
>>568206849What do you need to do to raise her star power?
>>568206973Elephs
>>568206973You farm her elephs during the event
>>568207012>slop
>>568207056>>568207034Can you explain in further detail?
>>568206465Its started by one yurifag gakumas player complaining then spread to other fandom IPsThough mostly the vocal one were uma's and gakumas's playerbase and they're still fucking around until now
>>568206973You get 40 event tickets per day which you need to use to fight the event bosses.
Why do you entertain this fucking nigger?
>>568207125
Look who's back after taking a nap
ENTERTAIN ME
>>568207209How people can't see that he's obviously not really asking and is just stringing along the conversation, is just beyond me. Some of you guys are painfully stupid.
beetlezoos
>>568207209Meant for >>568206125
>>568207209/bag/gots are as retarded as the shitposters that plague this thread
>>568207125No, you've gone full retard, never go full retard
>>568207319Childs shouldn't smoke Momoi, as a punishment you have to finish the whole pack in one go
>>568207256NO, TOKI
>>568207285>>568207209I've seen more than one entitled newfag in my life. I would rather be helpful than a cynic bitch.
>>568207256
>>568207248And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
>>568207319Momoi only smokes after sex
>>568207393Your inability to tell the difference is what makes you a complete retard.
>>568207209>>568207285>>568207308>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DISCUSS AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GAME YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST MEMES AND PORNThis is a forum for discussion. If you have nothing of value to say then keep your mouth shut.
>>568207393Stay the course, king.
If you respond to that, your IQ is below 80.
>>568207409Gazing into Seia's abyss.
>>568207457Clean it up janny
>>568207457>>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DISCUSS AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GAME YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST MEMES AND PORNThis but unironically
>- Allied Operation bosses will appear in order beginning 5/27 (Wed) at 2:00 AM (UTC), the day after event begins.>* You will receive 40 Allied Operation Tickets at the beginning of the operation. 1 ticket will recharge every 30 minutes during the event.>* You can own up to 40 Allied Operation Tickets at a time. Tickets will no longer charge when you are at max capacity.So I need to get up at 5 AM to not waste tickets, very cool.
>>568207612>>568207612>>568207612
nope
>>568207673>>568207673>>568207673Non shitpost thread
Do I need to catch up to all of Vol EX to participate in the raid?
>>568207637>still forcing that memeFuck off
Again?
>Early and NTR baitTime to do the dishes. Marina, please take care of this.
>>568207637how many times do we have to teach you this lesson brown man?
Some of you really need to go outside, get some sunlight, and talk to real people, even a cashier would do.
My daughters are fighting again
>>568207767There's nothing special about real people. They are all awful.
>>568207125You do the world raid. You get currency. You buy shit with the currency, one of which are battle toki shards
>>568206125>I'm not particularly a yuri fan, you know. Also, please don't lump what I'm directing at Nagisa-sama in with the same kind of filthy sludge as you creepy otakus' sexual desires. How about you stop trying to justify yourselves like that already?Neo Hayao@Neo_myzkhyo· 6hThat's not an answer lol. Please explain the difference between the sexual desire you have for Nagisa and the sexual desire men have for their students.AE@AEcho218· 6mLol, man-hater + self-absorbed + self-righteousWhat a great woman.NEO Fentanyl Dylandy@neo_blue_G· 4hIs there any basis for saying that male sexual desire is dirtier than female sexual desire?Linux@linux_810· 1h"Also, please don't lump what I'm directing at Nagisa-sama in with the same kind of filthy sludge as you creepy otakus' sexual desires"Gahh
>>568208150Thank you for being the only helpful person
>>568201072delish
