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>>568208907>noelle selfcesthot
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Hey fave!KNIFE.
hey guys!
>>568209034>:D
i want female kris :(
>>568209190i want to put my face into his sheath and take big whiffs
>>568208907Hooman!
I've started thinking in a way that's like, "Fave is hungry" instead of "I am hungry". Is it over for me?
>>568209426no this is a good thing fave, soon your transformation will be complete
Wil Toby ever make an RPG with a focus on RPG game mechanics instead of using them as admittedly very evocative set dressing
My cool AU where everything is the same except Kris is not a a homo sapien but a homo habilis.
>>568209815Li'l monkey fella...
>>568209815what if Kris was a human and he was surrounded by Neanderthals and felt alienated from them
>>568209918play a record
>>568209204
>>568209030deltarune ending
>>568210113>"I do not have either of these">*neck snap*
>>568210458wow noelle got really fat
>>568210559That's just her stash of anti-Kris weapons
i want to paint a blood red sunset
>>568210891Sounds neatPlease do
i wanna paint yo puh red bih
good morning utg i slept in a lot today and had weird dreams
>>568209323All this action happening but the focus is on little boy tush
>>568211772I woke up early but also had weird dreams.
>>568211772MorningHow weird?
>>568211772I slept in a bit and had some weird video game dreams I wrote down immediately before coming here too
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>>568212002i usually wake up around 4-5am and dont remember my dreams>>568212017one of them was that an old friend was plotting to kill me after killing another friend and that i had to go into hiding in a small inn. another was that hornets had completely taken over my apartment and management wouldnt do anything about it so i just had to try to remove them myself but i got swarmed. i think there was one more but i dont remember it>>568212191i wish i had video game dreams
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Cause faves fat, faves fat. Faves really really fat.
humie men wherehumie men when
>>568210113kek this fucking rocks
>>568212416I used to have insect dreams as a kid sometimes, one of them was definitely about them crawling under my skin
>>568212416Sorry, those sound awful! Good thing you're up nowA lot of my dreams are video game dreams which I am thankful for because video games and dreams are two of my favorite things. An interesting element is that often the video game reality and the dream reality are not discrete, like the scenario in the video game is just the reality of the dream temporarily or for the entirety of the sequence. Immersion or something I guess. Occasionally they can be horror games I am scared of in-dream without it actually feeling like a true nightmare, which happened last nightThis is on-topic because it happens in deltarune and is broadly deltarunecore
I had two separate dreams about being in the immediate proximity of a nuclear explosionI kinda wish those happened more, they were really cool
The newsletter will enter you gmail inbox when a thermonuclear detonation triggers at your nearest city.
You're not yourself when you're hangry
>>568212583i want him to pin me down and molest me by jacking my penist
>>568211812Little girl*
>>568213482i want him to drop a piano on me sexually
>>568211812That's a girl's ass
I have horrible news but Frisk doesn't actually look like a sexy anime girl
>>568210113>forces you to like an asshole character
i want to riff his guitar until he YODELAHEEHOO
>>568214020Frisk looks like the yellow faced Shaolin Showdown character.
>>568214129that's just a womans body
>>568214020The beauty of artistic liberty is that you can turn Frisk's fucked up little sprite into a cute anime girl
I have horrible news Frisk exploded
>>568214207It's a move you can choose to make, but one indicative of poorly developed taste
<3
>>568214185i want to yell into his "microphone" until he goes THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
post charas
>>568214594Imagine riding into battle just decked out head to toe in military swag and actual wings.War is so lame looking now.
>>568214020Toby HATES you.
Good frend for Tobys sake forbeareto digg the fave encloased heare.Bleste be ye man yt haves fave thats betterand cvrst be he yt delays newsletter
i want you
>>568214596Here's your hooman.
Hooves
PLS SEND I DON'T WANNA GET FLAMED
>>568214781i have actually imagined, in a fit of autism maybe, that the polish would re-establish the winged hussars but have the wings be on swagged out tanks or something. would look cool. okay this might be a little offtopic so i will be careful with my next post.
>>568215174How does she walk with those?
>>568214207People say this and then get mad when you turn frisks sprite into a person of color
>>568215264By putting one in front of the other.
>>568215462Yellow isn't a color now? I'm telling Van Gogh.
>>568215567He can’t hear you ever since the ear thing.
>>568215510It would be like if your feet were only the heels, you can't DO IT
>>568215567nta butVAN GOAT???
draw more on the whiteboard… you’re upsetting mommy…
>>568215678Sure you can
Is Deltarune as funny as when Borat says My Wife
I keep falling in love with people in my dreams even though I’ve never fallen in love in real life and I miss them so bad when I wake up
>>568216203No
>>568216378Starting to get why there are so many deer fuckers
Tennas moobs are much larger than Toriels breasts fact.
i like your tits
Tennas moobs are larger than Toriel
He gets really excited for Shark Week
>>568216835As any self respecting mans moobs should.
What's... FRIENDses... precious? What's FRIENDses eh?
What score would Anthony Fantano give the DELTARUNE soundtrack?
It’s Memorial Day! How are (you) going to commemorate those poor dead souls who died for countries that don’t care about them today?
>>568217417i like war so i'll be playing military shooters in honour of them
Lancer just isnt sexy. I'm not into babies.
>>568217390he would relate to asgore
>>568217417I got McDonalds for breakfast like those dead vets would've wanted
>>568217417Yep. I was there, at Gettysburg.
>>568217501*boots up TF2*
>>568212205WHERE IS THE NOVUS LETORUM??!
>>568216378I should draw more Taurelle
>>568217549lmao
Millions of proud servicemen died to keep fat fave free to lounge on the couch and eat mcdonalds naked.
>>568217668erm askually im playing ace combat 3
>>568217765That would be very based of you
>that one time Toriel accidentally got Spike TV
>>568214020
asriel saw 9/11 happen on the tv and enlists to kick some terrorist ass
>>568218172this is why dess killed tenna
>>568217417Renew my subscription to SheLovesBlack, obviously
Help! they're trying to take my jewel!
Asriel getting arrested 20 years after the Invasion of Iraq for war crimes.
ASRIEL SERVED OUR COUNTRY AND THIS IS HOW HE IS REPAYED?!!!?!!?
I’m going to spend my free day sitting on my ass and drawing faves
Asriel served as a frontline specialist during the Australian-American war
>>568216378you just know she's got a 2 footer down therepretty hard to hide your feelings for Susie when your cock is thumping against your belly every time she shows up
Deltarune's final boss will be a multi-phase fight where you will control several parties a-la Bizarro Sephiroth
>>568218934WHO SAID ALLAH?! ILL KICK SOME FUCKING RAGHEAD ASS RIGHT NOW
Fucking basic bitch music taste
The newsletter is hidden under the crypt of Rosslyn Chapel
who is he talking to
>>568219262I mean the smiths are alright and I own that record but >compilation album
>>568219032lmao
>>568217417Masturbate
>>568219393They made a lot more sense before streaming. Now that vinyls are basically a decor object for people to display their taste/interests, they mainly look banal
It broke my heart to put that fave in her head.
>>568219810Fun movie but it's ridiculous that he didn't recognize how poorly that revelation would go over
in high school we called him Dickless Azzy
>>568217417probably draw more since my pc is still down and jerk myself off to the thought of gripping faves wrists and claiming them as my personal bitch
fave is on their 3rd day in a row of not master baiting now, fave feels proud of themselves as this is an unusual happening
What are you doing on computer?GO OUTSIDE ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!
>>568220315It’s RAINING!! *degloves you*
It is too hot to go out. The sun is the enemy of us gremlins. I need a cave.
Toby-Wan never told you what happened to your Favorite...>He told me enough...>He told me you killed him!No...I am your Favorite.
>>568220728search your faveposts you know it to be true!
>>568220315i dont wanna
Deltarune takes place in the 2010s or earlier because Toriel and Rudy arent showing their children weird AI slop videos
>>568220956I want to fuck the emo / scene one
>>568220956I need top right to shove her weiner down my throat NOW
i want to put my head inside someones shirt
>>568220178Fave exchanged his title of master baiter for master of his domain it seems.
What if instead of saying "I'm old!" Gerson said "I'm hard!" and started violently fucking susie in the ass?
>>568220315IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT
>>568221346You need to steal his Viagra Crystals to prevent it
fat fave sweating literal buckets
i fucking hate hot weather so much man i hate how warm it gets i hate how it feels i hate the harsh bright lighting, just fucking skip to winter already fuck this
>>568221346I imagine that's what Deltafell Gerson would be like.
>>568220956Upsetting how frustratingly real this comic is despite seeming like such a trite observationFuck social media fuck the world and actually just fuck the boomoids too
*hisses like a cockroach* aaaghhh the sun the sun is my enemy may it be plunged into darkness *scuttles into my burrow*
>>568221838i say this
Guys the newsletter is stuck in my asshole
i stayed away from the sun so long that i lost my melanin
Fave really likes the gigachad animations where he's a tiny man riding a fly
>>568221921Somehow Sebastian was responsible for this
>>568220950>>568221479It's memorial day for gods sake don't be afray
Heading out later, and I might hide a drawing of Fujo somewhere so if any anons in the wild find it please post
>>568210113>Kris, blow Azzy. I'm not kidding.
>>568222124Give us a hint
The Elder Scrolls will be mine... and the tyranny of the sun... shall END
>>568222192It's where do you the activities
>>568222703Brothel…
>>568222703Please don’t make me drag fat fave to a gym, he will take it as a personal attack
>>568223178he will also have a heart attack
Noelle. Play the guitar.
>>568209030i will now be reposting my handmade drawings i made 1year+ ago but picture taken with a newer and better phone camera 1/3
>>568223369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJhWDkEsGQc
>>568222034i dunno what id even do today honestly
>>5682090302/3
TOBY TOOK TOO LONG.I'M READING HOMESTUCK.
Oh god do you smell that?The toe fungus cheese…
Hi I'm John Egbert
>>5682090303/3
>>568223636>>568223823>>568224015SOUL
ragebaiting my fat fave
>>568224423<3
>>568224453Oooooooh *dangles bag of doritos* ooooooh you can't reach them oooooh
>>568224015cute lil gugger
I’m looking for shoes that look like the ones in Dess’s closet, what do you guys think of thesehttps://www.converse.com/shop/p/custom-chuck-taylor-all-star-lift-platform-by-you-unisex-high-top-shoe/171209CSU26.html?dwvar_171209CSU26_color=red&styleNo=171209C&cgid=mens-shoes&a=1
>>568224896Dess would definitely be a Converse type
I want to come back home after being out for a while and bring back so many gifts for Tenna. To give him his things and watch his face light up with joy after the fact and then get squeezed in a hug by his strong arms.Watching him bloom a pretty flower on his nose as he begins looking through his stuff and getting an enthusiastic thank you from him for each time he discovers something new. I want to make him feel loved and cherished because he is.
>>568223754I was just referencing this btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gkARkAQb44
>>568224551:)
Dess wears shoes made from woven grass covered with a sewn leather layer.
>>568225026i have never seen this before so it went over my head, you can punish me now if you want for not getting the reference
what do I even do today
What are you doing on computer!? GO OUTSIDE SO BEAUTIFUL
>>568224896Don’t men get torn apart by both women and other men for wearing platform shoes?
My test levels are so fucked and low that I'm growing small tits
>>568225371and do what
fave ate a fair bit too much dark chocolate today and is remembering why they never keep it in the house
>>568225371I went outside yesterday with some friends. It was indeed beautiful.
>>568225541Are you sure it's gyno and not that you're just fat?
Ralsei is more straight than kraut lol
I bought a new table fan to replace the borderline unusable one I've had for like a decade I sure hope its Darkner is a hot babe
it's so hot today i just want to let my balls spring free to the wind
>>568225541>>568225757Fat Fave saying his massive moobs are a "test issue" and not the fact of consuming 15 mandalorean and grogu green sauce burger king whoppers a day.
>>568225783jarvis post the pic of pippins fucking kraut
>>568225318Same as every day, Alphys: try to take over the world.NOOOOOO, NOT WITH THE RAY!
>>568225371The outside world does not welcome me.
>>568225783It's easy for Ralsei to be straight because he can't fall for the temptation of doomerbussy
>>568225757>>568225915My BMI is 17.6 pretty sure I'm not fat
>>568225783>>568226089No, wait. The “censored” lyrics is what Asriel would sing about December.
>>568226235but he didn't just meet her last month
Toriels bedroom dark world is just cigarettes, wine and memories of her giant ass getting fucked by the jitterbugmeister himself.
>>568225654I love chubby Kris
>>568225526I have never noticed somebody's shoes unless they were like neon colors or something
>>568226336It’s a metaphor for a romantic awakening.
>>568226391thanks for the memo asgore
>>568226235Cool, yeah
>>568225862>hot babe>it's designed to cool youdude, the unusable one was the hot chick
>>568225541you should let me see them to judge
I wear the same shoes every day and when they wear out I buy an identical pair
>>568226175You should go get checked
>>568226750arent you the guy who said you wanted to fuck lancer
The final thread of /utg/ will be the battle of the Empire of Fatfaves and Empire of Thinfaves. A wall of flesh versus the wall of rails.
>>568225978with the jannies? no way!
>>568226440Yeah but you’re a 4channer posting on /utg/. Normies are absolute sharks about that kind of thing.
>>568225371I just sat outside for nearly two hours, though... A chickadee landed on my arm as I was restocking the bird feeders, it was really cute, I said "Oh, hello!" and it peeped back at me.
>>568227081princess anon…
Gameoverse if it were good
>>568227081That's fucking awesomesauce
>>568209034
>>568226790not everyone who posts a character is the same person tf
concept: tv time actually being broadcast live in hometown and someone watching it and being utterly lost the whole time
concept: tenna slowly gains weight as tv times seasons progress
>>568227416Tennafags cant keep getting away with this lmao
>>568227141It feels so good being a gooner knowing that independent animators need to construct their whole show around appealing to me. It's a sublime form of sexual submission and humiliation for some young (35) female animator to have the thought of me haunting her for her whole career. Berdly asseverated to Noelle in confidence.
>>568227416Too much
>>568225026kino
>>568227674Yes, too much weight indeed.
>>568227673most reddit post of all time
>>568227673the person who made the show is a gooner
>>568227673>asseverateFirst time I learned new vocabulary from /utg/
>>568228118demons of gluttony
It feels so good being a feeder and knowing that independent televisions need to construct their whole body around appealing to me. It's a sublime form of sexual submission and humiliation for some high-tech (CRT) male TV to have the thought of me chasing him for his whole broadcast.
>>568227673>for some young (35) female animatorAnon...
I wish people liked MY fetish enough to post about it unprompted
>>568228290But anons, CRTs are not a thing anymore. It is state-mandated skinny televisions now.
Summer newsletter? Wrong, 18th Century Royal Naval pressganging.
>>568225915Heck yeah mandalorian burgers sign me->Wavy pickle-flavored potato chipsMinus that*hums the theme while backing out of driveway**bumper comes forward for an extreme close up view of the Grogu bumper sticker saying "Wanted"*
>>568228587>>568228998 Why is Noelle a cuck in this art?
>>568229135Kek, I didn't even notice the "stolen from Noelle" text
>>568229031>filtered by pickle flavored chipsnot my bottomless pit glutton fave
>>568213218I had dreams like thatOne was a star exploding it woke me upDreams are cool
>>568208907Hnnng she's so dissociated im gonna cum
>>568229197Once again the fan game curse strikes again
>>568226175Wear a dress. NOW!
>>568229197Damn
>>568229316I dont want pickles anything fave can keep them*throws pickles into the fave dispenser barrel*
I used to dream but now I don't. I think the gods have ripped the gift from me for my transgressions.
>>568226175oh its so over
>>568229637Fave will eat all your pickle related paraphernalia. I do not trust a man who does not trust a pickle.
>>568229640I don't have dreams these days either, but that's just because I'm usually ready to pass out by the time I finally go to bed
Tenna canonically would lose weight as new TVs get thinner
>>568229197Is this a sexual assault allegations episode or something else
>>568229841Tennas head gets thinner. Everything else doesn't.
>>568225371fave just got back from a 10 mile run and now they're drinking some water before they go take a long shower
>>568227673Im certain the animator animators are in their early 20s. By 35 you should be a boarder.
>>568229197aaaaand I don’t give a shit
>>568226175getting to a healthy weight and starting lifting can fix your test levels mr skele
>>568230005what a dogshit career path with so little expected returni worship the dollari worship the dollari worship the dollari worship the dollarstacking paper every nightparticipate in white flighti worship the dollar
>>568218076I love right
>>568230107>aaaaand I don’t give a shitIm still not sure how the fuck are they going to continue working on the game if they dont even have acess to files since most of them are stuck in a discord server that only beth has acess to.
i want to put my face into asriels sheath
>>568229786*good bad and ugly whistle plays**ralseiball rolls between us**stretches hands near pockets during staredown**dramatic zoom ins on squinting eyes*
>>568230482
Been developing my hypothesis on the correlation between faves and their favefags and I've hit a snag. Spamtennafags are mentally ill weirdos, Asgorefag is a nice chap and hoomanfags are transsexuals, it all checks out right? But then why are Doefags so dumb and Gotefags such egotistical asswipes when that doesn't reflect their characters? What gives?
>>568230482Genesis 3
>>568230752
Just saw a Tenna rp account on xitter crying and whining over getting thirst comments and borderline nsfw pics in the comment section of their posts that invite such behavior because the account is managed by a kid under 18Like bro, you're choosing to rp as THE current sexyman in the fandom whose fans are by majority adults and older than you and then you're upset that said fans aren't being kid-friendly? Brain isn't braining
>>568230671Noelle is stupid. She only gets the best grades in class because they're a special needs class.
>>568230671>doefagsthey don't actually care about the game, they just like the cute girl character>gotefagssame thing, but with the arrogance of a mentally delayed middle-aged male on welfare
>>568230862If Kris ends up being THE Adam trying to rewrite original sin and use a sinner as a vehicle for it, I would stand up slap my knees and turn 360 degrees and tip my hat at the biblical fanfiction
>>568230671I have full confidence that I am the most intelligent person on this board.
>>568231260But original sin is unscriptural.
>>568231356Nows your time to post your story and case, excommunicatedanon
>>568231356Heretical Harry just sayin shit again
Is echidna theory still a thing? I think it’s one of the most interesting things to spawn from the fanbase.Since it partially was inspired by Kanotynes old art, I like to imagine that echidna is like a religious precursor of Deltarune that everything came from. It’s like it doesn’t exist and never existed but pieces of it still float around. Like Gaster I guess. I don’t know how to explain it, but it has a very interesting aura to it.Here’s a drawing inspired by it.
>>568230862>Kris is apple scented>Susie threatened to take a big juicy bite but didn'tWHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>568231538The only thing that comes to mind is Knuckles so you will have to elaborate
>>568231469My case is the bible itself. Adam and Eves act does not make the nature of man from infancy instantly sinful. A baby is pure of all of the awareness that the fruit of knowledge gave to Adam and Eve. Did John the Baptist baptise people to purify them of their sinful nature since birth? No. He baptised them to purify them of sins they've committed when they became aware themselves of sin.
>>568230901Youre delusional. Tenna is just a TV head wacky cartoon character wearing a gaudy suit. His design evokes early childhood learning mascots, hes not even fetish bait like TasqueManager. I can easily believe that actual children would rp as the funny TV man from the colorful baby game and not understand why middle aged foids are sexually harassing them with images of a character who in the eyes of a normie is closer to a teletubby.
>>568230671>Spamtennafags are easily the best and most creative postersftfy
the doefag larp needs to be studied
>>568226408slightly pudgy kris just means more hip for me to grab
Spamton and Tenna sitting in a treeF A R T I N G
>>568231624Kris being the apple is kinda fitting, they're like a cursed artifact with their Chosen One status which if anything has made their life complicated rather than improve it and on Weird Route has the potential to poison everyone who comes into contact. Kris does have some terrible knowledge of sorts that made them the apathetic loner they are and can possibly do the same to others, which is likely one of the reasons they avoid people. Being a vessel for all that power but having no control over it, just a poison apple waiting to be bitten.
>>568231882>"T-Tenna wasn't intended to be a sexyman that everyone thirsts over!"I don't know if this is bait or if you're just a genuine retard
>>568232452Why is Kris made of apple.
>>568231813>Gnosticism
>>568232060I never said they weren't creative or were bad posters but you're delusional if you don't think being mentally ill is their most prominent trait homie. They reflect their faves in that way so it's not a bad thing, don't take it personal.
>>568230671Only male hoomanfags are trannies
>>568231813if I asked god nicely would he finger my butthole
>>568232628Kris' biological father was an apple
>>568232859If Gnosticism is interpreting the Bible as a mythology, which it is, then Gnosticism is a natural and neutral response to studying it.
>>568230671does taking hrt but functionally being a fem gay man both in identity and personality count as tranny?
>>568232452In Undertale Sans fears the potential power a human (or rather the player) possesses irrelevant of your actions. I wonder if Kris fears the player the same way. Kris is a character you control and you can be Kris' angel or devil.
>>568230671Being fixated exclusively on a single character in general is a sign that the game may be secondary to you
krih
Man I love this game. Have I paid for it? No. Have I played it at all? No.
>>568231683Echidna in Greek mythology is half serpent half human that is “the mother of all monsters”. Echidna is the name of the placeholder battle enemy in Deltarune. Organikks make a reference to serpents and other flavor text referring to snakes and slithering. There is the snake with five hands in the background of the dark darker cutscene with friend.I don’t have the original post but here’s a screenshot of part of it.
>>568214596
>>568233485It's not perfect but this portrait is way better than the fuckass Deltatraveler one just by virtue of being based off Susie's
>>568233238>I wonder if Kris fears the player the same way.I'm 100% convinced of that. Knowing that some power can just make your intrusive thoughts into actions at any given moment would take its toll on most people, and Kris is just a kid. I think Kris' apathy and lack of direction is the direct result of them avoiding any and all choices the moment they realized how the Soul operates, in an effort to try and keep themselves and their loved ones safe.
>>568233485way better than that stupid sprite everyone uses in text box stuff
>>568233330generally agree but it depends, there's having a favorite character and then there's just kind of using a character as an aesthetic and/or only liking them in a vacuum
Toby was in Homestuck enough that he knows a pinch of gnosticist theology. Not enough to actually know what the gnostics believed, but enough to think his demiurge and "the real world beyond the material prison" gameplay concepts are clever and arcane.
>>568233108That's not what the Gnostic heresy is.You can't claim to use the Bible as your source for claiming original sin is unbiblical and then start rambling about concepts that are basically religious fanfiction that have no presence in the Bible.The act of eating the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil is the original figurative and physical act of mankind rejecting the ordered goodness of God and instead putting faith in their own choices.Even if you view the Bible as a purely a manmade mythological/historical text, you're only being a bad historian by confusing the biblical with the heretical.
>>568233815Yeah, pretty much. I'll never understand separating a character from the context entirely. I consider myself a Ralseifag, but my liking of Ralsei is a part of my fondness for the entire gang, and posting nothing but Ralsei stuff would get old fast.
>>568234421Mankinds fall from divine grace does not in any way imply that any form of sacramental rite is required to purify the ancestral sin of a newborn child.
>>568234524>>568234895cute goat
>>568234524i want to have sex with ralsei link!
Krisp
>>568235123
Do you think the Roaring will end up giving everyone dark world designs or will Toby be lame?
im gonna do teh rawring X3
I wanted Toriels dark world design to be black leather gear tightly strapped on her soft wide body but nooooooo.
This fucking guy
>>568235390It would feel a little cheap like the Steven universe scene where he fuses with all the gems in succession
i'm learning how to make the utg fangame right now so don't even worry about it
>>568235561I'm going to wear the wolff's pelt I swear to god
>>568235565but what if
>>568235530
>>568235565i hated that shit so muchso wasted
>>568232568Oh youre actually insane. carry on.
>>568233485doesnt even look like her
>>568235945
what racial groups do you guys dislike
>>568235768I fucking hate sans. I should be the one drowning in goat pussy but no, HE had to come along and ruin everything. Shit like this is why I thirst over underaged does nowadays, baka.
>>568236267black tennas and only black tennas
>>568236267No Lives Matter
>>568236267straights
The Wolff or the Fox.
>>568236267Jews
>>568236267Humans
goodnight chat, going to bed now, cya
>>568236267White Females and non-muslim Indians.
>>568236267FUCKING DARKNERS
*stretches my hole*
I'm so hot and sweaty fuck fucking hate this weather holy shit. Completely forgot about that Fujo thing too.
>>568236267Indians
>>568236267I like sensible people who don't actively try to stab me to death.
How long is it going to take people to realize that Wolff is just fishing for attention because he's an attention whore?
what if at the utg meet up we rubbed our sweaty bodies together in this heat hahah we would be so hot and sticky ahahahah
Ah, but all races still ride the same wheel of samsara.
>>568236770I will be called a filthy lurker but who the fuck is Wolff?
>>568236539Goat night, fren!
>>568236948fuck you ni-.. wait.. i-... at last... i finally see......
>>568237013The universe's balancing measure for Toby Fox
WHO WANTS TO HUFF MY SWEATY DICK AND HOLE
>>568237013Richard D Wolff is a Marxist economist and political commentator.
>>568237013annoying twitterbitchyou should be glad you don't know about him
Not the least bit surprised to find out the person obsessed with Christmas is a psychotic woman who makes katana dust drawings.
I hate the heat oh god it burns
>>568237221Can't you just block him or something? I only use Twitter to look at furry hentai
>>568237509>I only use Twitter to look at furry hentaiBASSEDDD
>>568237013Sebastian Wolff, guy in charge of managing UTDR music copyright stuff. Gets a lot of hate for doing his job too well and being a bit of an asshole on twitter.
Do you think the Fung Gang would survive a zombie apocalypse?
>>568237913No
>>568237913are they like mushrooms probably I guess
Kris lost in Round 5 in Nacht Der Untoten.
>>568237913They can create a dark world in a place the zombies won't find and live there until it all blows over.
>>568237913hometown would be a good zombies maplots of little spots to duck into
Could the gang survive any Shin Megami Tensei (not Persona) tho
>>568237913As long as someone tells Susie not to eat the zombies, they can probably hold their own.
Alright come clean.Which one of you Faves is the terrorist?
What would happen if a lightner made a dark fountain while surrounded by things they're terrified of?
>>568233571what if friend and hand snake are susies 2 parents lol
>>568238810A concentrated nightmare realm, I'd believe, but the location would probably still matter, so it'd be a nightmare world with shades of a diner or whatever.
>>568239045...fnaf
>>568238715Fave'd never tell you fed
I wish Dark Worlds were real so I could make one right now and retreat into it because I like to imagine the Dark Worlds are nice and cool and not a hot hellscape that makes me feel damp and sticky like my room currently.
>>568239265
>>568238810https://youtu.be/ngq6z5UXjis?si=bct0RGTPgl_IY76q
i just ate two pork sausages mashed against a tea cake and i spunked loads of bbq sauce on it too. yum
>>568239806Toby Fox if he Japanese and using RPGMaker in 2004
>>568239872Extremely Brit-coded post
>>568239872Ramb…
Fat Ramb. But this isn't any fat fave. This is a fat cunt fave.
>>568238715(you)
does anyone actually fave ramb
>>568240582rambpins
Seam, Ramb, Asgore, Mr. Cattenheimer and King all sitting around a table with a pint each eating barbecue and scratching their big bellies...
i havent took a shower in 5 months
Ramb eating 50 slices of beans on toast with cold shredded cheddar cheese and saying "this is fookin luvleh!"
Dig through the pippins and burn through the skeltonsI slam in the back of my favela
>>568240843
For some reason I am goddamn miserable today. I think it's loneliness yet I'd think I'd still be irritated if I was with someone else
FAVE I PROTESTI AM NOT A MERRY MAN
>>568240992take a shower
>>568241109I smiled at this. It brought joy.
>>568241324fuck you
>>568209030big shart spamton (and tenna)
>>568241517you aren't allowed in the meetup unless you take a showeryou won't get ANY deltarune themed snacks
>>568240843If you're already into these older guys why didn't you include Gerson
>>568241848NO okay okay ill take a shower..
be honest, how many of you would actually go to the /utg/ meetup/orgy?
>>568236119and people will say toby is straight
>>568241970meetup yes! orgy noh.
pippins themed dice shaped gummies>the fujo and battat ones are laced
>>568241848I thought one of the events at the meetup was going to be a group delousing shower...
>>568241109Down in the shelter, 12 and 25Take me back to Hometown, doe, I know she's aliveSee daggers, stab, a TV showSwoon 'em nice and smooth, step back, let the Fountain flow, yeah
>>568242075laced with what
>>568242075KT - Blue RaspberryYippins - Sour LemonYume - GrapeCracked - Passion FruitFuzzy - Orange or Banana???
Queen hooks Castle Town up to the internet and Susie makes Ralsei watch anime fight scene compilations at 144p on Youtube which somehow ends up with them watching Pretty Cure together. Susie tells Ralsei she'll genuinely kill him if he tells Kris about it.>>568241848
>>568242228Pheromones and LSD respectively
>>568242228fujo dice are laced with viagra and various aphrodisiacsbattat dice are laced with various hard drugs
>>568186456Heads-up for other timezones>>-Fanart Archives>>>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>The first collection here isn't mine but I've been paying for the hosting and I'm gonna pull the plug in a few weeks>If you want to download 280,000 pictures (120GB) of fan art, mostly UT, mostly humans, going up to 2022, then you should do it now
>>568242321I did not mean to reply to that post. I'm going to kill myself now.
>>568209323ANAL WITH FRISK
>>568242321what did vro reply to that
Trouble in Tenna Town
I think anal is kind of gross unless you really like the person or something
>>568242586Fat fingers
>>568242663fave...
I can't stop lusting after Frisk....Her tight loli ass, her sexy legs, cute face, little and beautiful feet....
I wish somebody would fist me at the /utg/ orgy
Dunno if I can jack my box tonight I have yard work to do that I've been putting off. - Tennybraps3...
>>568241767noice
>>568242806*their
fave is infuriated by having to turn off their vpn to make a post because the captcha has already been verified and it refuses to submit the post with quick reply
>>568242854Would it help if I had sex with you
>>568242806This but kris
>>568242806This but monster kid
>>568242854its ok we can be jackboxless faggots together while my new hard drive comes in the mail>T. krisraper
>>568242854
>>568239806brutal
>>568243028>>568243181>>568243253*Passionately kisses and bangs you all before shoving a branch up my ass killing myself in the most violent and nasty way imaginable*
Noelle in the cuck chair but she's not a cuck it's because she was high on ketamine and couldn't have sex with Susie and Kris that night she'll be able to join in next time
>>568243330*kills myself and joins you in hell*
I am secret bossFrom Deltarune game
Kris and Susie trip-sitting Noelle and barely resisting the urge to start pranking her
>>568243648Regular Spamton is a mandatory boss.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>568243768Wow, really? I wasn't aware.
>>568243648*to the tune of big shot*spamton g spamtonthat's my fucking namei am secret bossfrom deltarune gamei'm from chapter 2before chapter 3after chapter 1i can't count past 3
AN APPLE DISASTER !!
>>568243829malecharaanon would you let her lick you all over with that tounge?
>>568241970I would go to talk and show my posts just to see anons go "omg thats you haha" or "pls stop"And i have to invite my favorite posters to dinner so i can sit and smile and be like "aaah this is so utg" and then go "hey guys who am i" and hop the salt shaker and say "hop on over" until someone says "new thread post" and i nod and nod and whip out my phone and post "haha did a 'hop on over' bit at the meetup" on /utg/ and then msg the poor souls on steam about that time we did the bit for the next 4 months
>>568241970depends how i'm feeling that day
>>568241970I'd go out of curiosity at least, but it'd probably happen across the ocean from me.
>>568242854who does yard work that late?
SPORE: Fave Creator
>>568241970(me) id go as well as long as im financially able to, you guys are funny as fuck and itd be fun to hang out for a while
your fave is a hebephile
Hello utg I went on a nice bikeride and watched some bagpipers play in the park for memorial day :)
Kris is blue because hes sad
>>568244756That sounds like a cool ass day
>>568243939What makes this joke funny to me is that the secret boss line is something he would feasibly say
>>568244926Theorists everywhere in shambles
>>568241767He looks so cute and I love the Tennathing
>>568241970I wouldn't want to be brutally tortured, raped and then murdered, I'll pass on any irl events this general may have
>>568245190...there's cake... but it's ok... if you don't want it...
Kris is yellow because they're mellow
>>568245326I don't even eat cake
>>568245190Ok but pls trade steam ids with me
>>568245190i doubt anyone here would do that if im being honest, i just cant see it
>>568245381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNcN2IxJY5k
>>568245461...what do you want to eat...?
>>568244969Toby codified the "Weird Route" name with Susie's line in Chapter 4 but it's funny how pretty much everyone still calls them "secret bosses" instead of "extra bosses" despite this line. Maybe they just got so used to it or they're just similar enough that it doesn't really matter to them as much. Although the main argument I remember in favor of calling it "Weird Route" instead of "Snowgrave Route" pre 3+4 was the idea that it would involve characters other than Noelle but that clearly isn't the case.
>>568241970Sure, I've been to many meetups and alone meetings with internet friends. I even took some guy the first time we met irl to my aunt home and made him watch anime on the bed with me. I think my strong autism aura protected me from any harm all those times because I would go and meet up with anyone anywhere kek.
>>568245474You're too naive
>>568245469not him but i would share my steam id if it wasnt so permanent of a thing to do. may as well just show my fucking face and everything its that exposing.
>>568245927based thrillseekerI would watch anime at your aunt's place instead of raping and killing you
>>568246049i expect more shy autists from here than anything else
>>568245927elaborate, tell us some stories
>>568245927you are based for this, ive met up with several people via grindr and its how ive made a lot of my friends, just dont be stupid and most people are harmless
>>568241970I would but it would happen in America and I don't have the money to travel thereAlso I would get made fun of for being ugleh
>>568246119Well today is not that day but on another day i would be on my knees and beg and exchange face pics just rip that bandage off and have all the multiplayer support and games the client offers so i can finally get a game group going
I am once again overwhelmed with gratitude and appreciation for this goofball.
>>568241970yes because i need to bag me a /utg/ hag wife
toby...
what would be a good place for a meetup, where you would be able to have as much sex as you wanted while also having privacy from the others hearing
I wouldn't go to the /utg/ meet-up because my power level is too high for people to handle
>>568236267Indians and arabs
first thing I'm doing at the utg meetup is finding my jackbox bros and banging all of them
>>568247154this but with the fellow minecrap or whiteboard anons
I made an nail indent on the tip of my thumb and now it kinda looks like a penis
>>568245831These days I do see people calling them superbosses or Shadow Crystal bosses, but that's mostly because the Knight annihilated the pattern. Schizoboss will always be my favorite term though, even if it arguably only applies to Jevil and Spamton.
>>568245831The word "weird" has some specific double meanings to it which I think helped motivate the shift. Plus it's shorter than Snowgrave. People still use bunker instead of shelter even though "shelter" has important double meanings likely because they're the same length. "Extra boss" doesn't have particular significance and it's not shorter to type so people don't say it.
I'll be holding a bakesale at the utg meetup, those needle and blades sure will taste swell
Are we ever going to actually do this meetup?
fave gotta lay off the foot porn
>>568247578yeah it's at my place
the utg meetup will probably be safe because everyone will be bottoms
>I think I killed everybody in the game last year>Man, fuck it, I was on though>And I thought I found the girl of my dreams at the strip club>Mm-mm, fuck it, I was wrong though>Shout out all to all my niggas livin' tax free>Nowadays, it's six figures when they tax me>Oh well, guess you lose some and win some>Long as the outcome is income>You know I want it all and then some>Shout out to Asian girls, let the lights dim some>Shots came, I don't know where they was sent from>Probably some bad hoes I'm 'bout to take the hint from>Yeah, you know me well, nigga>Yeah, I mean you ain't the only real nigga>They got me on these white women like Seal, nigga>Slave to the pussy but I'm just playin' the field nigga, yeah>Are these people really discussin' my career again?>Askin' if I'll be goin' platinum in a year again>Don't I got the shit the world wanna hear again?>Don't Michael Jordan still got his hoop earring in?>Man, all of your flows bore me, paint dryin'>And I don't ever be trippin' off of what ain't mine>And I be hearin' the shit you say through the grapevine>But jealousy is just love and hate at the same time>Yeah, it's been that way from the beginnin'>I just been playin', I ain't even notice I was winnin'>And this is the only sound you should fear>Man, these kids wear crowns over here and everything is alright>Oh, I know you don't love me, baby>They're trying to take you away from me>Only over my dead body
>>568247578Maybe after ch 5This place has been dead despite the past few days
>>568247613what if I'm a power bottom
>>568247578No, the meetup will never happen and will continue to be nothing but a meme until the game is fully released
>>568247613im verse so youll never predict my next move
>>568247652Noelle would 100% own that shirt but have never actually watched Evangelion. She'd be an Evangelion "larper" as the kids on twitter say
>>568248206feels like more of a kris shirt
>>568247830Fuck you I’ll make it happen one day
big buff ripped male man boobies fave...
Big fatty floppy mailman moobies fave….
The jazzy cafe meetup for the quiet shy anons where we all have our favorite playlist playing loudly on our phones at the same time for maximum comfy and the two anons that thought the idea of the bit was funny in the beginning but became annoyed at all the noise after an hour but too shy to say anything
>>568248672>h-hayai...!
>>568248672on days like this, retards like youshould be looking over here
>>568248652I keep telling you, the beach! It's perfect
>>568248672Kiddo...i remember your cell games...
>>568248884Carols plan is working well.
>>568248867and how exactly is anyone gonna get laid on the beach? do we scurry off to rent a room at the hotel?
>>568248469I agree
buh
oh yeah baby we arting and crafting
>>568248867Beaches are so fucking boring, why not the woods. Forests are awesome and there’s tons to do
>>568248971You're being way too thirsty about this
>>568248994Holy shit.
>>568248971The changing booths, the public toilets, someone's oversized sandcastle - the possibilities are endless
where do most you even liveI would assume America but whereI'm not familiar with the population density of your nation
>>568248971All the anons who are there to get laid get pushed into the pit we've dug to contain them
>>568249227i live in england
Sorry I ate everything at your precious meet up BWWUUAUAAAARRP.
>>568249159As much as I agree with you, the woods are where you go to get raped and murdered. Beaches are public.
I'm so pathetic that I don't even feel 100% comfortable posting on twitter. A meetup will kill me.
>>568249227I'm an americuck
>>568249159Nigga listen to yourself no one is meeting strangers in the woods we want to be in civilization
>>568249227I live in a place that has the pretty eastern bluebirds
https://gameinformer.com/2026/05/25/inefficient-and-laborious-the-ongoing-path-to-making-deltarune
>>568249227i live in a bog in the middle of nowhere
>>568249227East coast us until an anon says the same state and i can be vague and say oh yeah same
>>568249489image_friend ITT
>>568249446I will be playing my lofi playlist the loudest at the cafe / burger king shy meetup, so you can see it is me and we nod and you choose to sit or we just wave at each other at a safe distance and we post in the thread different ideas for acting for charades and we bet on which employee will stare at us the longest and which employee will come over and tell either of us to leave
>>568249227I alone live on the western side. It’s fine… you guys enjoy your cooler coast I can… I can like have fun shriveling up in the desert heat
>>568249227Rural America
>>568249597I'm pretty sure Toby's said most of this beforeDeltarune's definitely an interesting game in that Toby went into it still as basically an amateur game dev despite being one of the most successful ones out there
>>568249227midwest here
>>568249227Eastern Europe
>>568249964I'll bring my sludge metal playlist so we can have a loud-off
>>568249227new jersey (canon timezone)
>>568249597Not reading.
>>568249227the middle of a hay field in the pacific northwest
>>568249678marylandanon...
>>568250219do you want a cookie
>>568250115>it devolves into us finding random videos of people or animals screaming the loudest and longest >some random customer decides to play along for no reason whatsoever
>>568249227Russia
>>568249597Nvm the article is actually fine, the title is clickbait.
>>568250226needleanon...
>>568229637Say that again.
>>568250525Why did i laugh at this
>>568240582I do!!
>>568248945Asgore is protecting all of Hometown from the black hole that would form when Carol sees Tenna
>>568250430Can the Deltarune (it took 12 years to make!!!) dev cycle be described as anything but inefficient and laborious
>>568249227the canon location
Fave is having positive thoughts again Fave doesn't like it
>>568250584*throws you into the fave dispenser barrel*
>>568250323>10-hour diarrhea noise compliations are soon introduced>the maitre'd comes out swinging with a huge ladle screaming that this is a high-class establishment>pies start flying soon
>>568249227engerland
>>568250707Carol getting a SADISTIC smile when she has her way with both.
>>568250717I have a knee jerk reaction to perceived Fox hate nowadays due to it being fashionable to dunk on him for basically being autistic
if we do meet up im showing up in full kris cosplay
deltarune and family guy take place in the same state
Ramb eating 57 greggs sausage rolls.and one streak bake.
>>568249597>whereas another might insert a functional roulette machine as a damage mechanicDid this person even play Deltarune?
>>568250835>CATHARTIC
>>568251060we need one kris in light world attire and one in dark world so they can fuck
>>568251321RUTHLESS, even.
Everyone below a certain level of fatness who shows up in Kris cosplay WILL be raped
I would lick Frisk's feet for free
pluey cosplay would be pretty easy and you wouldn't even have to talk if you didn't want to
>>568251357i call dark world, just make sure our light world kris is short so i can mog them hard
>>568251357Realistically, it's gonna be an army of sweater Krises and Vessels on one brave soul in spandex
>>568251556*waddles in in kris cosplay*you got any... you got any moss? *urp*
>>568251598yeah but you have to be a massive slut if you're pluey
>>568247578I would love to organize but I'm too poor to do anything lol
Everyone above a certain level of fatness who shows up in Tenna cosplay WILL be cuddled
I think Dess died in a car crash and Asgore made up a story about how she got possessed by the lake and went missing, but everyone implicitly knew that he got her killed accidentally.
>>568251603well we have the infamous short krisanon so get him to do it
>>568251598plueyanon shoots for the stars in convincing an army of pluey cosplayers to show up for a million pics and internally screaming (glee) about it for years
>>568251809I think that would be really retarded
Kris is yellow because hes a coward
Meetup discussions are banned until heart attack grill reopens.
>>568251915maybe someday... sigh... *flips my hair*
>>568251927haha whaaaat that's crazy who would ever do something like that
I'll be wearing a cardboard box on my head at the meetup, so nobody can see my ugly mug
>>568252149Noelle…
>>568252113Lmfaoooo
>>568251915Okay but how short IS the short krisanon? People keep mentioning him and I wasn't around for when heights were mentioned
I won't go to the meetup because I'm fat and I don't want to get molested
>>568252089Isn't that the one where the founder carries around the ashes of a customer that died there?
I think Kris raped Noelle and made up a story about being possessed by the Angel
>>568252149Do it the Susie way
if you're short and fat you have to cosplay jevil complete with buttplug J shaped tailif a non jevil "pacifies" you, you have to give them your tail
I wonder what's actually going on with AsgoreI would assume that the dynamics between him and Toriel are the same as in Undertale but Toriel seemed way more justified in hating Asgore there. It was the result of his actual decisionHow are they going to make that feel right when it's likely Asgore ISN'T actually responsible for anything bad now?
>>568252339Yes. A true mecca.
>>568249597Development is NOT going well
>>568252149Maybe we should a Noelle box or gwneral mask competition, so it leaves the door open for Toby masks or Jevil or anything else>an anon comes with a phone taped on a box with /utg/ open to cosplay as /utg/ itself
>>568245927i have also gone to meetups before and met someone irl from the internet, the risk to life and limb adds a little spice to my life and i haven't had any bad experiences yet only fun times with pals i'd love to go to a utg meetup and to hang out with my jackbox friends
if short kris anon turned up they'd be passed around like a joint at phish concert
>>568252149Tamers12345...
If I was a Darkner, my pacificy condition would be Kris giving me a thighjob to completion.
rate the deltarune cast based on how easy they are to cosplaykris and spamton might be the easiest
>>568252407I unironically think Deltarune Asgore and Toriel married out of obligation after their polycule with the Holidays fell apart and they only stayed together for as long as they did for the sake of the kids.
>>568252407my interpretation is that there's a misunderstanding in what happened that makes asgore look at fault due to incompetence as a police officer.
>>568252396>jevil anon is there trying to get along but a Kris anon is just yelling "HYPNOSIS!" and jevilanon is just standing regretting everything especially the buttplug that has been uncomfortable since leaving the house
>>568252741Napstablook beats both, he's literally a sheet ghost
There's absolutely zero chance Asgore makes it out of this story alive.
>>568252668fuck that's hot
>>568250138I am also from new jersey
>>568252407The reason for the separation will be Asgore's obsession with the Dess case making him fail as a father to his traumatized children
>>568252668cant help but wonder what its like seeing shit like this said about you on here
>>568219393what's wrong with compilation albums, genuine question
>>568253010I hope he's driven totally insane by funni flower.
There's absolutely zero chance Tenna makes it out of this story hungry.
I could do a lightworld Kris cosplay and farm yous
>>568252312last time i checked 5'4
>>568252820I can't believe Kris and Azzy are fucking dead
>>568253152ive already got one i wear out somewhat often if you guys wanna see
>>568253147That "Asgore showing Kris his flower wife and flower child" Invincible image is so fucking funny
>>568253150Wrong. He's always hungry. Always. He eats until it hurts.
>>568253238Sure
>>568252741KrisNapstablookSpamtonGasterRouxlsQueenTennaThe KnightThe MikesSCCKingUndyneGersonAlphysSusieAll of the goats and other furry people
Good. Stay hungry.
>>568252407I think it would be sufficiently reasonable for Asgore to get fired and divorced for openly obsessing over a supernatural, conspiratorial explanation for Dess's disappearance. Toriel would still look a little bad for not supporting him while he has (what she likely perceives as) a mental health crisis, but it's a realistic flaw and not too far off from her leaving him when he lashed out due to grief in Undertale.
>>568252741Spamton is genuinely one of the most difficult to get right what are you talking about
>>568253475Carol...
Carol honestly looks like she should get mondo fatNeeds meat on those cheeks
Holy shit, post-rock must be the most pretentious of all genres of music.
Imagining cornering shortkrisanon at the meet-up and making them bounce on that thang...
ok this has to be one person who’s the feeder?
>>568229197>>568230107That's a shame, TS!Underswap was the only AU thing I really enjoyed and I was under the impression that this guy is the creative brain behind it. I wonder if it'll be as good now that he's gone?
>>568253491>it's a realistic flaw and not too far off from her leaving him when he lashed out due to grief in Undertale.It doesnt sit right with me how much this is glossed over, Toriel genuinely just abandons Asgore in what is literally the hardest time of his entire life except MAYBE being in the first war. Both of them just lost both of their children in one night, they have one argument about it, he's clearly acting in immediate grief and rage exclusively, and she just fucks off for however many decades and never comes back. She never calls, she never talks to him again, just "welp he's made his choice, better turn into a missing persons case and continue to send children in his direction so he can keep making his bad decision"
>>568254016Get into post-metal instead. Better yet, cut out the middle man and listen to sludge.
>>568253976She's perfect as-is, it's her maid who needs to look like Santa Claus
>>568254082the Fatmisce clan controls these halls, neonate
>>568251207>didn't unlock the pippins roulette battle and minigameSave BRICKED and TRICKED
pippins undressing minigame was crazy
>>568249227Italy
>>568254274fleshcrafting thralls into furniture but they're already furniture darkners
>>568254632woah, what's it like having pizza for every meal?
>>568254559the part where you had to fuck a nazi flower was a bit much
Actually now that I say it outloud, Toriel was the one who went missing in UT instead of Dess, and we know Toriel has something to do with her in DR because of Mantle. Wonder if those could be connected somehow
>>568254274I ain't scared of no fat mice
>>568254237I think he's quite cute in a maid uniform for reasons I don't much understand, maybe it ties into thinking he's really hot in an apron somehow
*labored squeak*
>>568255007here *throws giant cheese block*
>>568254724I eat Spaghetti much more than I eat pizza desu
>>568254150hopefully, it was a neat thing this kinda looks like a death spiral losing your lead
>>568255054
I hate myself.
>>568254823Reverse Undertale: you meet the missing person at the end instead of the beginning.
someday I'll join the royal guardwhen I catch this childcan it be that hard
WELCOME to the under WELCOME
look if I’m being honestmy brother ain’t nothing but harmlessI know you and all that you wantyou’ll a lot more from sans than a font
>>568255670undergro Underground
>>568255380me when i see the Normal NPC
>>568255545that's what we have chapter 0 for
>>568255670HOW WAS THE LOOOL
what are you doing
you'll lose for hours as you wander your mindyou might even decide to start talkin to humanswho's the real flower, now you should knowyou've cut this monster down to the ball
how was the
We can relate to your determination
fave shouldn't get pizza again but...
To protect the world from masturbation
>>568256141eat up, slim.
>>568256141slow down, fatty.
got into a fight with my family for trying to do something to help and apparently I was "doing it wrong" but they refused to come and see how I had actually done it at allthey then proceeded to do it worse and in a way that takes way more timefamily isn't worth shit
>>568256479turn them into furniture
>>568253357https://files.catbox.moe/aoytz5.jpg
haven’t been here in like a month, did we get any news yet (i’m very cute please respond)
>>568257158not yet unfortunately
>>568257002How did you get the perfect shirt
what if susie ate a lot of garbage and all her clothes only half-fit.
>>568253552What? Just put on white face paint and a suit like Spamton A or B.
what is it?
>>568257158no sweetheart *kisses you*
What if Susie had RBY Hyper Beam
>>568256479kraut...
>>568257320...what is it?
>>568257303You can do that with any character but it looks like shit
>>568257256nta but could be the fangamer one
>>568253010It would be tonally retarded to kill a character that spent over half the game doing almost nothing but funny bits.
>>568257256Isn't it just the fangamer shirt?
Toby Fox leaves the worst to the last...he says you lost the Faves Colours...
>>568257496it is the fangamer shirt yeah, i got it the second it came out
>>568257158yeah I got some newsnews this dick in your mouth
I bet everything on green and got to watch Battat get pegged.
>>568257740Fujo…
>>568257587>fellow kris shirt havermy man/girl/they
>>568255469Same
I got the tenna figure the second he came out. I wonder when he’ll coming…
>>568243939i liked this
>>568257774im a man but yea kris shirt rocks, tried to keep the pants as accurate to the sprite color as possible too
>>568257429nuh uh. it looks good with Spamton and only him.
>>568257791COMING
Kris's red rocket is poking out from the blue dogsuit
Wtf my tenna figure is not morbidly obese? What is this shit.
I think Ralsei will finally discover what being Ralsei-like truly means and then he'll sacrifice himself and half the fandom will think Toby is advocating for suicide
>>568257957you need to feed it first
I put everything on black and lost all my money FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DUUUDE NOOOOOO THEY TOOK EVERYTHING THAT WAS MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS DUDE OH MY GOD OOOOOOOOOH GOD OH MY GOD IM GONNA BE SICK IM GONNA BE SICK THAT WAS EVERYTHING OH MY GOOOOOOOD
>>568257957now that I think about it that could be easily modded with air dry clay
>>568258067I understood that reference.
A fave at rest can not be stopped
>>568257957Blood has lots of nutrients, so I’ll pour all my blood in his jar to get him nice and big like one of those dino grow toys
>Spamton Gambling Streamer Rage Compilation
watching anons draw on the whiteboard is nice
>>568257957You need to feed it with the Tenna Feeding Hose(tm) that comes with the figure
>>568258270where is the blood coming from anon...?
>>568258253>IM THE EVIL FAVENIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT FAVENIGHT
A young Batman and current sans share the fantasy of the "virtuous fuckup"—the validation of the cope that "no, I actually don't go to class and squander all my opportunities yet spend all my time reading books I don't understand because I'm actually 2smart5u" when the reader actually probably just needs Ritalin or a smooth smack across the templePicrel in summaryThis of course means that both cannot be quite appealingly written outside of the massive(well-founded) insecurity that spawns this persona in the first place Of course the psychological horror allows the setting to provide a bit of a release valve for this dorkiness but it can only do so much, we're still talking comics and quirky video games here
>>568258351anon females need to jar their period blood it’s a medical thing.
>>568258351YOU
>>568257950red rocket kris! red rocket!
i'd jerk kris's red rocket or as one might say, blue rocket
>>568258476>moids don't know about period shakesman they really are clueless lmao
>>568258476i am one of those creatures you speak of. i was simply curious what the bodily source of the blood was.>>568258507NO GET AWAY FROM ME
>>568258596Dess...
why are you guys talking about rockets
if I was a woman I'd probably cook my period blood
>>568258696aeiou
(tenna action figure mobility scooter and sweatpants sold separately)
>>568258067Chuckled at this
>foids don't know about the ball sweaterkekky
>>568258415I like you but I also never understand what your posts are saying
>>568258839that's what they call meevery day of my life
>>568258326N-no stop watching me!
>>568258415
>>568258824more like tenna inaction figure
>>568259467>>568259467>>568259467Hop on
>>568259176wrong, eating is an action.
AND SO HE SAYS TO ME, YOU LIKE FAVE RIGHT? AND I SAY, YEAH BABY, I LOVE FAVE!! I SAY YOU WANNA TEST ME? WELL I'M IN A DIFFERENT ZIP CODE!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>568259509not if you take the perk that reduces AP cost of eating to 0
>>568258840In a sentence that Batman is the cope that "It doesn't matter that I can't pass any tests nor succeed outside gymmaxxing, I'm actually 2smart5u and a real thinker/warrior/etc. I'm basically your god" fantasy and sans is the "it doesn't matter that I can't find it in me to function in any structured environment, I'm actually so smart that my minimum wage tendie-fueled-brain will save the world you should be begging to suck my dick" fantasyAs for a more detailed dichotomy between these two I'm too lint-headed to produce itIn Batman's case specificially you still have characters like Scarecrow or Bane who's able to "let the reader down easy" in the sense of pulling them out of the fantasy and saying "doesn't matter how smart you can sound by normal person standards you're still a loser" but of course given that this is a detective story he still must solve the caper and defeat themI'm not saying that this fantasy isn't central to the detective archetype I'm just making a comparison
>>568257791Me too, if I'm not misremembering I think crapgamer said he should be getting shipped in the last few months of the year
>>568259658I can't tell if you're comparing the characters, the way the fandom perceives the characters, or the specific type of fans the characters attract, I am stupid, please hit me with hammers
What are some things that won't happen but it would be cool if they did? I've been recently playing with the idea that our original vessel was truly discarded but in turn we could eventually abandon Kris and make a second vessel with way more customizable options and even the chance of making a monster vessel. It won't happen but it would be so fucking cool if it did
>>568265905Toby Fox is a hack job who is incapable of delivering on hype (Gerson's entire fight is an apology for this) so every cool idea in theories (Asgore vs the Knight, Seam Boss Fight, Meat Factory Bunker song, etc) literally just won't happen.Seam will just give you more sad dialogue about seavil yaoi pandering and hand you an item that you won't be able to use until chapter 7Asgore will just be a cuck in a cell the entire dark world and his le evil flowey toriel clone will be the real Bad Guy FRIEND will literally never show up except for more subtle appearances
