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Bnuuy love
This is a cool cat.
doctor, post something sexual
>>568231612
>>568231612Don't report it, okay?
>>568231847
>>568231964Nothing sexual about this. It's just a meeting between Babel leaders.
What if we killed you?
>>568232086>artist made W get raped by shotas as welllooks like that ship was worth something after all lmao
>>568231784please do not post my wife again
>>568232319THIS is your wife?
>>568232306wtf
>>568232319What are you gonna do, sue me?
Cairn is so cool
Divegrass Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9drawpipi.comRoster https://files.catbox.moe/7qshy5.pngI will leave it open until next weeks drawpile
>>568232579By next week I mean this Friday
>>568232443Yes and I love her deeply>>568232510I'll give my regards to your family
>>568232593me and tomimi after we settle down and have 10 kids
>>568232579Love the banners
top 5 operators least likely to become doctors wife/husband?
>>568232792
My soulmate...
>>568232910Mon3tr, Kaltsit, Amiya, Rosmontis, Ifrit (they are his daughters, granddaughters and friends of his daughters)
>>568232910AmiyaCrownslayerMon3trKal'tsitClosure
>>568231612I should call her...
>>568232579Cute zebra.
>>568233112>Rosmontisshe's already one of Doctor's concubines though
>>568233112>IfritAnd like that you've lost me
>>568231964most accurate thing about this is how doc hogged the entire blanket
>>568233412You're my favorite /akg/ anon
>>568232306So THAT's the way to effectively restrain lappland. Bondage combined with overstimulation.
>>568233416Doc WILL be comfy. Objections disregarded.
>>568233412Among all the /akg/ anons you're the only one i hate
>>568233370
>>568233476>>568233557
>>568233412*rapes*
>>568233339Be careful when playing with the lizard
>>568233412Raping this thing and abandoning it
>>568233573
why are we so horny...
>>568233370>>568233573>>568233785what do these say
My wife Theresa is so silly.She keeps telling me that she's not Theresa. She also talks about herself in third person and past tense.Kal'tsit keeps avoiding her, it's really unlike Kal'tsit to be shy haha.For some reason her hands are kind of cold, must be a symptom of her infection.I really need to find a cure to Oripathy and put an end to the conflict in Kazdel so that Theresa can lead a long and fulfilling life. We could have a big happy family on Rhodes Island.
>>568233753Because of the penile burns, or because of her mom finding out?
>>568233785Stop smoking bun
>>568233785
he's just standing there!menacingly!
>>568233339Nobody wanted you in the first place
>>568233903Bro that's... I know it looks like her but that's not...
>>568233903Why did you do it?
>>568234062the enemies in this event were so creepy
>>568234085Still no images, huh?
>>568234296Oh, you're a schizo...
You ever wonder if playing a gacha, farming out events, anticipating future pulls, reading lore, and leveling operators is preventing you from living a more fulfilled and meaningful life? Arknights will EoS one day, and there will be nothing left of all the effort and money and time you've put in over the years. It's not too late to quit and invest the remaining time you have left in life doing something more worthwhile. It's what your waifu would actually want.
>>568234243It seemed like a good idea at the time
>>568234243You know, this could've been a good post if the second to last line didn't completely ruin it.
There’s no real need to do dire if I’ve already got all the medals and stuff, right?
>>568234610the last one, you mean?
>>568233887Here's MTLhttps://files.catbox.moe/780zau.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/0cppk2.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/j4i416.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ykk2b7.jpg
>>568234724No
>>568233934Mostly the burns, they wont find out unless you get caught
She's deadShe's not coming backYou killed herYou chose PriestessYou said yesCivilight Eterna is not TheresaCivilight Eterna will never replace TheresaAccept reality
>>568234610You mean the last line, right?
>>568234732No wonder he was looking for her, he'd get in trouble with HR without that thing
>>568234831That's not trueI love my wife Theresa
Rope is a good girl, she's only stealing your things to get your attention. Nowadays at least.
>>568235336
>>568234831>You said yesWait a minute, you cant sneak that in!
I SAIDKILL ALLELVES
Say! Elf ______!
Catapult will save Sharpshooters
>>568235780
How long was Kal dead in universe anyway?
>>568235980PSYCHO!!
>>568235980Genocide
>>568235980Elf is Welf
>>568234712yeah it's just fun
>>5682361092 months
>>568236109Months?
>>568236109It's never specified, could be a week knowing hg
[kn4c3if3d65nb7] 3/4 direrip Dr. A's internet
>>568236109months you can pull it from the timeline. And she's still dead. clones aren't you
>>568236109>cat went missing mid 1101>cat returned early 1103
Strange correlation between pathetically small, tiny, minimal height and hateful thoughts about Elves.
>>568236234>>568236248Thanks, they got some good progress>>568236385 on RI quick
I'm very happy that kal is back, i can enjoy Arknights again
haven't touched stronghold, is there enough time to clear or do I just skip
>>568236557I'm 191cm and I flicked her ears
>>568236714Touching this chicken
surely they'll remember to put her in the eat monsters game collab, right bros?
>>568236714You had 28 days to play 2nd most fun game mode and you skipped it? why are you even here? just uninstall the game and fuck off.
>>568236714Perilous is easy enough and prints points, you could get like half the rewardline relatively easy. All medals would require 9 runs with 3 different leaders each
>>568236714You can get all the rewards today still, but you'd have to be it at it for a few hours
>>568236714Yeah you just grind the rewards out on peril or dire if you want to try harder
>>568236714This chicken raped me.
It wouldve been funnier if you ignored him like he ignored the mode desu
>>568236714
>>568236993Helping out shitposter trash who barely play the game is such a weird behaviour.
Stronghold was only fun as a solo mode.Playing with dogshit retards in coop was antifun.
>>568236851He's shitposting he's been spamming it for days
>>568233264How do I join this scientific expedition?
>>568236714You could probably get everything if you grind solo until the event ends
>>568236382Just got back and sorry about that, everything exploded on my end suddenly. Did my corpse at least still contribute to the fight or did losing connection remove all my ops?>inb4 I remained and did 0 damage
>>568237087>Playing with dogshit retards in coop was antifun./akg/ was pretty competent, I enjoyed playing coop with my bros. Randoms were hit or miss, unless you matched with a chink with a global account
>>568232579I was the one hoping he kept tippi barefoot
>>568237087Dr. C would never say this
>>568237467That's not me....
>>568237161i'm not 100% sure but i think you got the 50% damage popup actually, bretty gud
>>568237161Your fishe did help to kill the knight
I say this.>/akg/>pretty competentrorurumao
Even when he's dead he still murders. Sasuga Dr. Killchud
>>568237365>/akg/>competent
An AI tagger was able to recognize Blemishine but not my wife...
>"/akg/ sucks">say people that refused to make and join lobbies
>>568237842Many sad shitposters like >568237625
>>568237592>>568237607Nice, was mostly worried I threw the game if my stuff got deleted. Good luck on the current match bros, you got this.
>>568236851you mean 2nd worst game mode, right?
>>568237738Blemishine has thousands of pictures. Most models don't train on things that have less than like 50 pictures, or their tag won't be included so even if they exist in the model, it has no way of knowing who they are
There were only 8 doctors playing in lobbies. One of them was Ark. I was not going to join.
>>568238031I like playing with my /akg/ friends it's really fun!
>>568238031I say what I mean, twat.
We can settle this debate actually. Join my dire lobby and well see who gets mvp
>>568236851Yeah, I skipped it for the most part. I'm only at level 41 on the rewards track. I will continue to post here. What are you going to do about it?
>joining leaking /akg/ chuds that would steal your operators and prolong a retarded match when i could solo win it in 30 minslmao.
>>568238245Based
>>568238251SameMaybe I should have acrually befriended them
my multiplayer hymen remains chaste and unsullied
>>568238245You can always leave a lobby if a player you don’t like is there
>>568238479only Ceobefag was stealing my tier 5 ops, fuck that dude
>>568238251Your /akg/ enemies are cumming soon in 4 months for the 40 day stronghold 3 mating press. Douche your bussy or carry your regrets
I tried doing Thorns S3 with gravel maxxing and it was disapointing
>>568238479It also means that you have a higher chance to see other ops
I stopped playing after i got the barafaggot skin
>>568238652guy with a retarded wife is also retarded? i guess makes sense.
>>568231472QUESTION: how does Endfield compare to the original Arknights? Is it an engaging story or juvenile stuff?
>>568237738Tell me more. Is there some new cool way to organise my Arknights folder?
>>568238425What achievement is MVP at the end? Or just going off damage to boss?
>>568239047All I can say that Endfield is the lowest bar in gacha story-wise, AK is certainly a big improvement over it
Thank god my wife is not retarded.
>>568239000You wanted that skin?
>>568238576I have 25 open slots because a lot of people unfriended me as I am very on and off the game due to work and traveling a lot
I'd rather play 1000 matches of Stronghold than do one run of IS6
damn, didn't realize degen's second phase is so strong. should have taken the dragon shitter
>>568236851I played it 4 times myself and I just don't like it. It's less fun than RA was after the tutorial, but not as unfun as RA after you get far enough.
>>568239193with that wife you can’t get much worse to begin with.
>>568239245_no
>>568236879The best part of being a latefag is that I don't feel the urge for getting all the medals, having that shit hanging over your head sounds like a fucking pain in the ass
>>568239510Didn't ask for an opinion of a non-white monkey, but thanks anyway. Diversity is important.
>>568239047Oh yeah, this was the version of Ch'3n that was a reference
>>568239574This. I have every medal set completed except for the ones that are here permanently like a couple of the IS ones and RA, but I go out of my way to get the time-limited ones done. Makes me wonder why I even bother.
>>568239686NTA but you get points for calling yourself a monkeyRide wife?
>>568239686That's it, you're getting raped again
>>568239574There was nothing more freeing than finding out a day after CC ended that I didn't hit "accept" on my dailies, so I don't get the daily medal despite doing everything and getting risk 27 I did quit for a month after that though
>>568239898>NTA but you get points for calling yourself a monkey>Ride wife?EEK OOK LA
>>568239686*smack*
Thinking about fishlewd fish
Too many esl brown and seas here...
>>568239047The story is about a pharmaceutical company killing rock cancer wagies who just want safe working conditions and living wages for the benefit of the ruling oligarchies of various nations. We also assassinated the queen who was close to bringing peace to her people. By spreading conflict and stopping peace we make billions
>>568240243
[8fa347n5cjkhnd] [Dire Simulation]
>trimlets coping
>>568239259IS6's fun at like A7 you can run around with first-class squad being a retard after it got upgraded to include 4*'s
thinking about fishtasty fish
I hate endfield
>>568240502But First Class only includes 4*s if you play at A9 or higher...
>>568235980BACKFLIP
>>568240243Seafoam, if you know.
Raping raped rapists
What would you do if this was you?
I'm missing Silence2, Nian, Eyjaberry, exu and Wanqing.She must be thicker.
>>568240895I’d keep groping Fia until she gets mad
If Virtuosa is guilty or a criminal that killed someone, then why is she not in jail?Instead she's a well respected person who's free of any charges.You can't blame this angel because some people execute their free will to die.
>>568240895>>568240821
>>568241048She's more useful to laterano
>>568240895She's literally asking for it here
>>568241048Revealing people's inner thoughts isn't a crime ok buddy "oh nooo woe is me her music turned me into a raging lunatic" said the guy who snapped the moment he heard some pretty music if anything she is doing everyone a favour
I'll tell you what Anon you got one thing right about me. Yes I am ESL. However, brown, seanigger, chink, thirdworlder? No I am something far worst than what you can ever imagine, I am a Canadian who primarily speaks French and is behind almost every French fries/ poutine posts in this general.
>>568240895I certainly wouldn't rape my friend's little sister.
>>568236714Runs take 30-45 minutes depending on how fast you are.Higher difficulties are not required for medals, so you can still slam out 10 games, with 9 being 3 games each with 3 different leaders for the trim. The tenth game is for one of key objectives, all of which are needed for one of the medals.Then you need to stack a few 100+ stack clears with different stack types, ideally you manage this during you 10 games.The rewards track is at this point still possible to max out, but you need to get on it now. If you'd ask 10 hours from now I'd just say>it's over...
>>568240895Isn't this the one where she rapes exu back? Consequences are natural.
>>568241461>isn't a crimeMy privacy? I also didn't consent listening to your music.
>>568240307imagine the NEET smell
>>568240895>imagining you were a woman
>>568241592Just plug your ears then dumb dumb weak-willed scaredy cat
What is it with laterano people and being such perfect rapebaits?
>>568240803
>>568241461>Revealing people's inner thoughts isn't a crime ok buddy "oh nooo woe is me her music turned me into a raging lunatic" said the guy who snapped the moment he heard some pretty music if anything she is doing everyone a favourThat's right.Mentally unstable psychos would do something retarded sooner or later anyway.
>>568241645Closure is the most overworked member of RI. From the moment kal dug up RI to its death that slavedriver was bullying our oilpire
>>568241720*rape*>>568241790Pettanko are natural rape bait.
>>568241880But even the cows are good rape baits
>>568241790Cause it's the actual genesis story of their race? It doesn't help that perverts see someone happy and want to ruin that.
>noooo it's her music that makes me want to kill myselfWrong.You always wanted to do that, but kept lying to yourself.She's just making you being HONEST with yourself.
>>568240315Most of our hires are schizos or people clearly not suited for the job. At this point Kal and co. set the whole thing up for giggles.
>>568241498>GaulishAre you going to otak then
It's not my fault, her music made me rape her
>>568231851SKADIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
>>568241790It's like two or three sankta who are better as onaholes than anything else, it's not like ambriel, insider, egg or spuria to say a few give that feel.
>>568242396Ambriel was absolutely born to become a walking onahole
Huge stupid cowtits are evolutionary rudiment.Laterano and Aegir are the most advanced nations on Terra and none of them have useless cowtits.Underdeveloped 3rd world shit races need to rely on lowly ways to attract the clients to make money because they are culturally and intellectually behind, poor and dumb.
>>568242396Spuria is way more likely to rape you
Why is the thread so retarded today?
>>568241498Why should we hate a fellow arknighter for who they are? As long as you're a good person it doesn't matter, we both farm 1-7 and go to zero sanity the same.
>>568242396Ambriel's entire existence is a 37-part tax evasion corruption doujin series
> today
we finally did itwe killed him
>>568242783>gaulish propaganda
>retarded
Spuria rape
Spuria femdom
>It's him, Dr. Wellregarded
Spuria ryona
>>568242459>none of themare you blind
Spuria prostitution
Arene
>page 2: get lightly sexually harassed by a brat who doesn't know any better>page 3: I'm going pay her back>page 4: already reaching for her pussy>page 6: full on cock in pussy full on deep penetration (at least nice enough to use a condom)Sheesh talk about a non proportional response
Spuria nakadashi
>>568243292The art of creating any kind of story for doujins is mostly dead
>>568242849>That teamYou won, but at the cost of how many Gravels gone...
Literally every single female character from Laterano is built for rape, it's not even funny
Spuria counts as pink
>>568243501You say that about every woman
we love pinks here
>Doujins cost money per page to print and take up more space per copy>Twatter post engagement falls off a cliff every 4-image post deeper it goes>Only highly proficient artists can draw fast so a 26 page buildup is prohibitively slow to the point that the doujin might never actually get finished
>>568243501Arene, Adnachiel and Confess too.
>>568243617Doujin is a dead medium, grandpa
>>568243501>he doesn't know Oh nonono
>>568243547The pink ass wings mark her sluttiness
https://x.com/i/status/2058895188723163557
[ci902j7hlld49k][Dire Simulation]15 HOURS REMAIN
>>568243501Lemumu is the one doing the raping.
BREAKING: LATERANO POPE DECLARES HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST THE MACHINES
>>568243501Adnachiel and Ezell too. Take off Fia, she wouldn't be the one taking it, only the initiator.
Rape your bird
>>568244240I can't, I married her girlfriend
Zumama
>>568244365
>rape rape rapeI crash landed in israel
>>568244365No mama
>>568243420Since we know it's 3/6 stacks per gravel and we can assume she was promoted 1/5th of the way in to the revive conga it is a reasonable estimate that 34 gravels died to bring him that victory>>568243712it's only dead for literal whos the large circles still make bank
>>5682439299 minutes remain.
>>568243292You're not supposed to think too much about it. Makes me wonder why they even bother setting up a scenario.
i'm sorry bros
Raping Zumama on top of Lancet...
>>568244365Yes Zu
>>568244467Dont you mean Iran?
>>568243292It's impressive how one of the genres (rape) that should have been prime material for mind breaking and corruption manages to becomes to most brain dead and boring piece of shit ever. People are way too desperate to go straight for the price instead of giving it the slow build up it deserves.
>>568244534Helps it stand out think of it as a compromise
You can deploy the riot shield as a stand alone item on the floor??
>>568244451I will smooch this snek
>>568244978That's not an item that's Jessica2's summon.
>need to play team sim for ZuFine, just these three times
>>568244978Are you getting it confused with Jessica's riot shield?
Amiya defending the Sarkaz God given right to rape
>>568240502Wrong. IS6 is just unfun by default. I did Shu's monthly and I shit you not I was completely uninterested just clicking buttons to get to the end. Hope economy is worse than IS2 and you're shooting yourself in the foot if you recruit operators outside of the candleholder node.There's just no progression in 3 or 4 floors, it doesn't feel good to play at all and every run is over an hour long.Doesn't help that the chinkshit hitcount is horrendous and the color scheme is visual diarrhea. I maxed out every other IS and this is one I just can't stomach
>>568244864That's because you're not reading the right works.
>>568245082It gives you a really slow steward that doesn't really do anything unless you're on a stack god build and even then because you took eunectes instead you have a harder time getting your stackers to pop off
>>568245120...while getting raped by one
What about purples?
I DIDNT LEAK THIS ROUND YAY
Im so happy I have a maz Zumama
>>568245251Those are some big titis, huge even
Fuck snakes
>>568245164Shu's guaranteed unleashings for sp memeing that's on you.The hope economy is much better than IS2 which relied on too much external help to get that many E2 6*'s while IS6 you just had to jerk off until you got to a pathfinder. The update adding vertical paths has greatly eased the ability to get both the bosky and pathfinder nowFables doodlecuck was the odd speedrun out not the norm.
>>568245529Her butt is so fat...
>>568245338Wanna smooch em.
>>568245529that's the plan
>>568245338
I had to go afk for 3 rounds there anons.
>>568246020It was my honor to clean it up
[8fa347n5cjkhnd] [Dire Simulation] 2 more
>>568246020Dr. E had an insane run holy shit. GGs
Zuo Li
Purps
Rape is not as fun if people don't fight back
>>568245529
>>568246020That was pretty fun
>>568245529But also love and cherish snakes
>>568246384It's not always about physically overpowering someone
>>568243292>exu leglocking and kissing back
>>568247060This. Hostage dynamic is great
>>568247060Finally someone gets it
>>568244837I don't see them protesting for the right to rape hostages.
Operators you would consent to be raped by?
Exusiai and Sakiko are suitable for both being physically and mentally overpowered.
>only 96 stacks>other dude has 120How does he do it...
>>56824802330 stacks aren't much...
>>568247972All of them except Skadiva, Phantom, Tragodia and Reserve(Logistic/Melee/Sniper)
>>568247972Amiya
gg anons. I'm going to take a break now.
gg bros, you guys almost killed him by yourselves, my team was severely undergeared and understacked
>>568245630
>>568247982Any other riveting revelations for us?
>>568243292Problem?
>go to laterano>start raping angels>despite being able to feel each other feelings no one reports meWhat did they mean by this?
>>568248023Get lucky and get your stackers earlier24 stacks isn't even 1 round worth
>>568248378Sex. Breeding. Rape. Nakadashi. Sloppy kisses. Threesomes. Handholding.That's about everythint.
>>568244837fetish of choice for uncivilized people in general which makes the spam itt concerning
>>568248431they probably think you have a license
>>568248431As long as it doesn't make you fall, it's allowed.
>got the Yan/Victoria/Laterano/Foresight reward So your teammates count towards that huh
>>568247767Yeah, instead they just rape them outright on the governments orders. You really aren't that educated are you?
GIVE ME CAIRN OR GIVE ME DEATH.
>>568246384Raping Irene while Seaborn tentacles hold her suspended in midair
>>568248983Good luck on your pulls, cairnbro
>>568248983Took me 50 pulls, wish you the worst
>>568248983takes about 80 rolls on average
>>568249119Pretty sure those tentacles are going up your ass
I love my raccoon wife!
Raping anon's racoon wife.
>>568248951Shalom to you too.
>>568249789Fuck off already, you’re tasteless
>>568249789forcing your erp on other doctors is cringe
[ci902j7hlld49k][Dire Simulation]14 hours remain.
Nice run bros, super clean
>>568249789That's a bit mean
You know what?, Bricking 50 more pulls for a total of 100, with a nasti dupe is not the worst outcome, i'm happy now, i'm taking my Cairn.
forcing your erp on other doctors is rape
>>568250119100 for a 5*?
>>568250119Filthy run bro, super nasty
>Never got a Tuya or creaturaMinimalist and Pissenger carry btw
>>568250119Ouch
>>568250119Congrats on your meerkot, she's super cute!
>>568250076My emulator had a moment. New lobby[g9llf5cf1c802k][Dire Simulation]
>>568250927Wait for mee
>>568249872google it
faction specific equipment shouldnt be in the secret shop, I'm not playing that and the other guy took the lucky coin already
>>568250119She's useful.
Hmm something isn't right here... Why did doctor's cock taste like Suzuran? No that can't be, I've been fucking this useless peice of shit everyday 2 times a day for who knows how long he couldn't have made time to sleep with Suzuran. Did that kid sneak in while we were sleeping together and suck him off under the blankets? It certainly is possible she has her mother's smarts as that is something I would of done if I was in her position. I obviously know she has a crush on the doctor she's got the same taste as me but assaulting the Doctor at night while he is alseep is so brazen that she must of gotten it from her dad's side. God I really should of taught her better. What a moment why do I even know how Suzuran taste like? How terrible, the write fag who wrote this probably is writing with his cock and nothing else.
Love my wife.
>>568250119Congrats anon, wish it went better. It's been a bit since it took 100 for the 5* for me. Think it was Lucilla that took ~110, and before that was Vendela took 140
>>568251620This reads like someone with severe autism wrote it
>>568251620
>>568251620OoC she wouldn't get that from her father
>>568251620Uh hello, BASED department calling
>>568250342100 for an atk scaling paralysis bot to combo
>>568251620Sure has been a lot of group gooning in the thread. Guess that viccyslag poster took being called out as an invitation to start jerking off to posts with you guys again
>Data annotation, great experience
>round 10>highest stack is 50 durableWe're gonna lose for sure holy shit
>round 6 PassengerQuintus is love. Quintus is life.
>>568252230what are you even buying dude?
>>568251620Chech your grammar.
i am grown bored of "ark knight"what new 2026 gacha do i try?no open world 3d slop, i have a soul
All
>568253049>esl AND off topic
Hmm something isn't right here... Why did doctor's cock taste like Suzuran? No that can't be, I've been fucking this useless piece of shit every day 2 times a day for who knows how long; he couldn't have made time to sleep with Suzuran. Did that kid sneak in while we were sleeping together and suck him off under the blankets? It certainly is possible--she has her mother's smarts and that is something I would have done in her position. I obviously know she has a crush on the doctor since she's got the same taste as me but assaulting the doctor at night while he is alseep is so brazen that she must have gotten it from her dad's side. God I really should have taught her better.
>>568253173This guy draws very cute reeds
>>568253049you arent bored of arknights you're just a fag. go do 4/5* only IS4/5/6 NOW
>>568253282If you're going to make something long put it in a pastebin instead
>>568253173I'm Reeding all over
I'm gonnaI'M GONNAUGH*reeds*
Is Yu the best pick for farming the 100 mission?
>>568252990Cute
>>568254319raccute
>>568255181That's an otter
>>568251620Hey good self awareness to be cognisant of the plot hole at least.
Reed is so cute I just want to bully her
>>568252990Nyo Linblob...
Cute Loughshinny fact: the stuck out bits of hair on the sides of her head with a black tint at the ends look like floppy cautus ears.
Cute Loughshinny fact: She's being sexually trained and stretched daily against her will by her sister.
>>568255708it kinda does, cautus ears are for gently kneading btw
>>568255931
>>568245251Titi's titties.....
>>568251620Quality post
now i remember why i come here less and it's dying
That might be the fastest hidden armor clear I've seen in /akg/
>>568255638She's sleeping in the bathtub with her sphere.
any dire rooms?
>>568256929We're in one but I'm leaving after this round, so you can sub me then.
Breed the Reed
>>568257117k, I can wait
>>568254590What? Just use your stackers dude
Reed's feed and seedformerly Chilchuck's
[g0ge6icibh20b0] I don't feel like waiting, dire ofc
>>568256770Managing to get compass and tea on Minimalist means the whole squad just never stops skilling. Best item luck I've ever had on a Sargon run despite lack of promotes
>>568257145That's what I need
>>568257225Chilchuck's Filchuck and Silchuck?
I didn't play co-op because I never actually learned how the mode works and just spammed kjerag. I kinda regret it now but oh well.
Apparently Ash is pretty solid this event? You can spam deploy and retreat with stuff like FRD on a platform where she's present to force a redeploy by going over the weight limit, making her talent (stun for 6 seconds on deploy) trigger twice in a row (once when you go under the weight limit, another when you retreat whatever set you above the limit).
Shanzhingdongdingchingchongs one shotting Courier with his skill up is fucked up.
>>568258149Yeah but that means youd have to use a J*w
>>568228187this has sent me into a search on a website within which even translation tools can't help me navigate it. it can only be described as frenzied (or retarded) and has gone on for hours.i know what you meant you saw and what you saw better be real anon
Fact: My cat, who I love, just jumped up on my desk.
I have had 5 pairs for 4 rounds straight this is fucked
>>568259057anon your cat, whom you love, might be on fucking fire. put it out
>>568253282why would she know it tastes like suzuran?
>>568259310Cats just do that sometimes
>>568252990
>>568258491>look her up>was in the idf and is also half Palestinian What even is this character, I’m surprised I didn’t see anyone on twatter having a melty over this
I really hope they fix that aegir stack shit in the assist round next time stronghold runs..
>>568258064dude people were told how to play daily for weeks
oof been a while since I wiped like that, embarassing
>>568259310
>>568259057I love that cat
>>568259683The Gaulish have always had amazingly naive ideas about politics. Ash has caused many melties.
Why are there so many bean Ascalon images
>>568259052I may have it somewhere around my doc folder but I'm not sure if it's that one specifically. I'll give it a look for 30 mins max, if not I give up.
>>568259052My bro, I did not intend to send you down that rabbit hole. The best I can help is it's from at least 5 years ago, and it was near the end of a video as a meme. I do know it was the scene I mentioned with the musicI don't even remember if I originally saw it on bilibili, or if whoever the guy on YouTube was stole it off bilibili (it was whoever was before rokotor or whatever, forgot his name but his channel got nuked. All his content was from bilibili though)
>>568259052>>568259917I might have it on my old drive. I'll go see if I can search it real quick.
>>568259909>AK fans love creatures>Women love creatures>Ascalon is quite creaturelike>Women like Ascalon >Ascalon becomes creature
>>568259052>>568259917 (me)>>568260158>>568260235That didn't take any time at all, lmao
>>568260347It's from a video bro
>>568259917>amount of doc images saved is so great that 30 minutes of searching won't clear it allthat image is already gold, don't overexert yourse- >>568260347yeah nevermind then lmao thanks a lot
>>568260347KING
>>568260240Everything below the second line is untrue
>finally a huang da mao>round 13
>>568260532
1hp and a dream?
>>568259683Have you seen her character introduction trailer? It's surprisingly girl power.
>>5682604893 and 5 are quite true
>>568259770Not reading spreadsheets to play a side mode
>>568260387The video just scrolled the picture
What does it mean if I play a game very intensely at first, looking up guides, lore, quite enjoying myself. Religiously playing every day. But after a few months I suddenly lose interest and up and just quit even after spending money on it.
>>568260843you got the tism
>>568260691It's shown when you click the op you retard fuck off
>no glado>no ulpipi>no vampire leech>no warfWhat a round
>>568260843You lack the tism
>>568260843You're an addict with burnt out dopamine receptors chasing anything that makes you feel again perpetuating the toxic cycle
>>568260843Some hyperfixation issueMight be autism like anon said but could also just be a fried dopamine center
Hmm...I'm in the mood for a new Necrass skin. When is she getting her 3rd one?
>>568260843That you have a normal periodic play schedule?There's a reason games like this have subscription like payment options, so people who fizzle out have reason to pay again when they come back.Most people don't play the same thing forever.
>>568261273Took like 5 years for the returncuck codes to start in AK
>>568261187For Valentine's next year
>>568260445I have about 1.3k Doc pics in my folder but am also known to glance over the exact image I'm looking for and fail to spot it miserably so I usually have to double or triple take.
>>568260843Pro tip: eat some chocolate. If you are physically incapable of slowly enjoying it piece by piece (two mins per square minimum), it's a mental illness. Good luck
>>568260532Kou came at the perfect time!
>>5682613596* ops don't get valentine skins.
gg anons
>>568260843I'd say it better than being in state of sunk cost fallacy like me
>>568261534For now.
>Knight stops running from my side>Instantly gets blasted for 25% HP when he gets to melee rangeGod bless corrosion targeting working for once, got no buzzers. GGs bros, thanks for the games.
>>568261489No way it's real, right?
[g9llf5cf1c802k][Dire Simulation]12 hours remain.
>>568261489I don't like eating sweets, not him
I like Mudrock.
GG, many good runs. Remember to hydrate
>>568261489Who the fuck eats choclate like that
This is my favorite Asky bean
>>568261880Me too, she's cute
>>568261794oh no, according to my medical degree your diagnosis is bovine spongiform encephalopathytry eating only hay for a month
>>568261880Why is she a winglet?
>They see your ori stash
>>568262180rape both
>>568262180Rape only sakiko
>>568261909It's less about eating it like that and more about being capable of it. People with OCD/ADHD/ASD will all fail miserably at this, which can be a good starting point for finding out that something about your brain is fried in the first place.
>>568262327Yeah but what good would knowing do
quick how do i get this /akg/
Lowlight... onegai...
>>568262180She wouldn't laugh
>>568262327>think of pink elephant to pass elephant testI'm so normal and functioning
>>568262392Idk bring it to a psychiatrist? Get treatment or whatever y'know, knowing is half the battle and all that
>>568262407REED NIGGA REED
>>568262392You know you're cooked lil homie
>>5682624073 wins with 3 squads each.
>>568261187You can't blow your load too early or you'll spend the rest of the game's lifespan with no more skins, not even Amiya has more than 3 skins on an op.
>>568262327I can make myself do that despite everything wrong with me
>>568262407reed nigga reed what the fuck
>>568262215I don't know a lick of Japanese but this is somehow comprehensible.
>manticore fucking raids awayI hate raid so much
>>568261273>Most people don't play the same thing forever.Most people barely play anything at all if you check the stats.>>568262469>psychiatristTake this stuff to your Doctor's office, they should offer more reasonable questioning and health insights. Psychiatrists are required to give you pills if you say yes to any of the qualifying questions.
>>568261909Me. you aren't a fucking animal, no ones gonna randomly take your chocolate away so you might as well savor it instead of wolfing it down in 15 seconds.
>>568263051The BBA confuses me, but I assume it's Oba like aunty.
>>568263184Look at her go, she's doing her best
>>568263573Nyou're cyrorrect, nyit's jyust nya really ryude way to call an old wyoman(babaa)I bet you've heard the phrase kuso babaa/kuso jijii before
>>568263573I thought it was her sizes
Another rape thread, huh?
>>568260843Did you also drop Endfield recently like me?
>>568264026Every thread is a rape thread if you fuck it hard enough
>>568264026If you want to check make a wordcloud on the next one
>>568263441>Most people barely play anything at all if you check the stats.Not sure if this is what you meant, but I learned what people call being a "gamer" or even saying they play games as a hobby is a lot less than you think. I met some teenager a few years ago that said he was a gamer and even streamed a lot, which apparently was a couple times a week for 2-3 hours.
I'm sorry bros... I couldn't.
One day I hope to reach the same level of excitement for something that my dog has for the exact same cup of kibble she's been eating twice a day for the past ten years
>>568264583You and me brother
>>568264583>>568264657Pathethic
>>568264583Same. Just have zero interest in this mode
This event's gimmick is annoying and not very visually clear
>>568264502He means people barely play the games they buy. For example 12% of people didn't even beat the first boss of Pragmata, which was on the demo.
>>568263512I will kill nyou
Does the stronger dublinn soldier also benefit from increased SP recovery?
So when's the PV
>>568265005thursday or friday
>"wow I want blaze to lift me up!">174cms tall>"wow I want vulpipi to lift me up!">161cms tall Where are the tall girls at?
>>568264831I feel like some people buy games purely to give them a review, be it negative or positive, and that explains some (not all) of those kinds of people now days
>>568262435Thats just Jessica
>>568265219Jessica isn't a bird. What a dummy.
MY NAME IS VULPISFOGLIA WHO THE FUCK IS VULPIPI YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL MY NAME WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP YOU INBRED ESL FUCKING BROWN FUCK
>>568265219and there's nothing wrong with that
[g0ge6icibh20b0] [Dire Simulation] 2 spots open
>>568265219Jessica does things though
Gg bros, what a nice run to close out the eventSee you in the next onePepe goes brrr
uh ohNI burst
WE NEED A BERRY ASAP
>>568265219>jessica>jessica, japan
gg anons, that's one of the few runs I've seen where everyone gets to build up a good field, see you in a few months
>>568265135174cm is tall for a kot girl
>>568265397suzupoo lost bigly with this post
Plapyrus is the real winner of stronghold, got tons of fanart.
IS3 A17 is so painful, but at least having SA2 makes it fun again with the frozen on deploy debuffThough Pram2 is kinda shit with all the resLevel 70 Mod1 cant even kill the inquisitor boss on floor 3 with one skill use
>>568265694Post em
the neverest of evers
>>568265803em
>>568265135>mantra>191cm>valarqvin188cmhope you like hags bro
>>568265790She has RES ignore so she has it better than most Casters, she's also an autowin button with Flinger hand since it's still in IS3. Having slow fields also generally is just good utility since IS3 forbids ground game a lot to slow down enemies, her S2 ice box does get hard countered by Broodmothers though. SA2 having freeze deploys for manta rays is insanely good just for that anti hoverfag slot in vanguard tickets that remains competitive later.
>>568265694hope it happens with next seasons mvp as well
>play me some standard>get to use cute Cautus>winIt's a good mode could be improved
>>5682654341 spot open, 6 mins left
why is stronghold protocol temporary while SSS and RA are permanent?
I want to plapy the papy
[bg2keikka6615b]Peri
>>568266052>She has RES ignoreOnly 10 on S3. She doesn't ignore any on S2 You're likely aware, just commenting since you only commenting on her slow and ice box from S2
>>568263441>Psychiatrists are required to give you pillsgrim. never heard of that in my country. good luck with whatever your go-to is
That's the last one for me (for now). GG, it was nice to bully the gun knight.
GGs doctors
?????? Thanks for the carry but what?
>>568266321SSS being seasonal would make blocks even worse. Also the game needs a good seasonal mode since CCB suck (SUCKS)
gg bros, sorry about taking sargon Dr. Z but Quintus gave me passenger and pepe
>>568266465freeze is -20 more ignore if she nuts it
>>568266052Flinger hand doesn't affect phalanx in IS3. You need the bard + therapist one, which is meh for Pram since it's just 50% attack in range per second
>>568266669no worries it was a bad run for me anyway
>>568266717Only if she's attacked or something is fast enough, though you could just be bringing Gnosis with his IS module for freeze instead and just use stuff like GG or Lapp at that point
>>568266669If he deserved passenger and pepe he would have been guided by evolution. This was preordained
>>568266669>Quintus made me do it!You sound like a proper bishop
>>568266381One more slot
>>568266850Tentacles typed this post
Post boner-inducing
>yan and sargon banfuck me i guess
>>568266465Yeah I know, was just sourcing different utility on her. If you need damage run S3, if you want control like for TLK stage run S2.>>568266752Fair, my mistake, thanks for correcting me. I remembered that hand but really thought it was Bard/Therapist/Wandering for some reason.
>>568266628I mean, you weren't going to do any damage with a Kjerag team, so the game saved you the trouble.
>>568267178Time for Heidi cbt
>>568263582
Man would see something like this and just say "I miss you...."
pretty good runs to close out the season, hopefully the next one is even better
>>568267226Bard/Therapist/Wandering would have been nice. Extra range instead of repeating Bard range with Phalanx base range.
endless p*nk death
/akg/ will rob a man and say Quintus forced them to do it. Church of the Deep, not even once.
>>568267178>Flying and frequency, also floatiesAegir might as well be banned too, things couldn't be worse for them. They just pollute the pool. Pretty rough bans this round
I have yet to touch Stronghold
endless p**nk death.
>>568267312beta protocol... tier 4 manticore... free wins with dobermann... statues... SOVL
I could've taken Quintus 1v1
>>568267548
>>568267159
>>568267050Lovely
I like the sub alliances, I don't like core too much. I wish more assist operators (Montis) had sub alliances
Skating
MH actual PV when
>>568267915
>>568267709There's something about bagpipe body curves that look very erotic naked compared to others.
>>568268018In like 6 or 7 hours
>>568267709I just wish she had a tail
>>568267709
Maggie was definitely raped once or twice by one of those possessed sami niggas
>>568267915Can't wait for IS7
I deeply regret not buying Bagpipe's farmer skin...
lol
>>568268342I tanked that
lmao
>>568268260Skin calendar is in the op iirc
I've been thinking of Nasti use cases, and i noticed that you can have perma camo for 3 cycles (as long as nasti can use two devices), if Nasti has her sp talent up with the 5* loli medic.The more i think about nasti use cases the more her s2 looks like her main skill.
>>568268687>2 slots just for camoHow is this a main skill?
Bagpipe needs to be on her race queen skin like the whore she is
>the 5* loli medic.do you have any idea of how little that narrows it down
>>568236557Ugly manlets love mumushit thoughbeit.
>>568268247Is there more to this?
>>568268934
>>568268975Yeah I was distracted with stronghold, this is the second part.
>>568268934>5*>loli>camoIf you're retarded yeah
>>568268497wholesome
>>568268934name 6 or 7 5* loli medics
>>568269097OMG PASCUALA HIIIII
>>568268173
>>568269207
>>568268687Can you really? I thought her sp would be too high
>>568269403Actually nyo, i forgot about nasti s2 ramp up.It's abour 6 seconds off.
>>568269112Cute tsundere lizard.
Heavyrain already gave me camo
>>568269112
>>568269320It's not that I can't love her, but I could love her more
>>568269521Thank god, I almost had to roll Nasti
Feeding Ceobe just to have her emotionally validate me
>>568269320>NYO
>>568269710I'M HUNGRY NOW NYOOOOOOOO
>>568269830
>>568269382She has committed the highest crime.For that, she will be imprisoned in time.
cool mechanic
>>568270273gross
>1 day left of strongholdnyooooo, make a room right nyow!
>>568270273I am no longer hungry
event mechanic is kinda fun but if they're gonna do anymore drone focused events they REALLY need to rethink how their sprites work. I can't fucking tell what tile most enemies are over at any given time unless I track their shadow, and if I'm stuck staring at shadows what's the fucking point of the cool enemy sprites
>>568270273seconds
>>568270448Fat horse
They should delete invisibility from the game and replace all instances of it with camouflage.
>>568270832I just want them to consider melee ops and their skills air if they're on a fucking floating platform
>>568270878There's a lot of steamy rice to eat.
>>568270832I'm a shadoooow
Tell me about The Black Flow and why I should be worried.
Marrying shu means you have to give up all burgers and other fast food for a strictly rice only diet
Food is to be eaten, not to be dirtied by putting on some feet. This is why footfags are disgusting.
>>568271139I wouldn't worry
>>568271139it's black like a nigger
Barrenwombkeks, what the fuck is this?
>>568264010Didn't they seem kind of small to you?
*improves rice delivery method*
GGs everyone! Sorry about contesting you Dr. S I hit early burn hammer and heidi and not much else
>shu feet >dirtyMutually exclusive
>>568265985SWAGscalon
why she called mon3tr instead of mons3tr
gg guys
>>568269382why she frozen like that
>One El banana goon draws more aggro than all of Viccy that doesn't have sadkotwtf def does it haveGG, was getting close a bit there
>>568271570haimao kinda s2pid
>>568271371what of it
>>568271570what the fuck is a monsetr
monthreeter
>>568271371I guess it's decided. Saria is feminine...
>>568271570>mons-three-trThat sounds fucking stupid
Effueatah
>>568271587The weight of her crimes slowing her down
>>568271583ggs bro
>>568271619I have no idea what was going on there or in that run in general. That was the most "random bullshit go" Quintus run I think I've done.
The barren thing about saria is the amount of people who like her
>>568272218Me
MH Pv when.
>>568272279Olivia...
>>568272218>>568272279we are an oasis
>>568272218I also like Saria
>>568272218i like sariano it's not stockhold syndrome
Who do you want for another kfc collab?
I just found out you can use kin cells on bench ops without having them deployed
>>568272360It should ironically be in a few hoursDungeon meshi PV was followed by the actual reveal the day after
>>568272038very cute
Saria needs cock more than anyone in Rhine believe it ir not
>>568272673That's Mayer
>>568272673She's fine. DV showed that Saria and Doc work together often enough that at just a sound from Doc stopped Saria's punch, before even finishing the word to stop
https://x.com/tamasuke_0419/status/2058221182642778118They talk about deggy the same way /akg/fags do lol
>>568272673
why is she like this?
>>568272547
>>568273026Isn’t this power harassment...
>>568272452Fiametta is the obvious joke.Thorns who is cooking up the 12th spice, I want the skin named "The 12th Spice" to be clear.Blaze2/Warmy, with new fried oil splash effect on their Burn talent procs.Lastly, I'd also like a matching skin for Rosmontis to Ifrit's Children's Party skin. if they want to be really funny, that would have big ass corn pillar replacing her swords.
Handsome meido!
>>568272673She already has one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDbZGV3s7YA classic
>>568273143she has a boxing ring in her rhine office...
>>568273026>last three minutes in the ringin a fight... right? right???
>>568271801This has been known for some time.
Wife sharing coded ops?
>>568273215Yeah, mine
>>568273227kek the korean voice over
>>568271568
how do i get more of these to spawnhelp urgent
>>568273523What do you mean? How you get more guaranteed stacks of those types?
>>568272218I think she's pretty cool
>>568273523>VictoriaEarly Heidi and different Viccy operators>LateranoFia conga line of ammo users>DurableCuora with another durable operator on the field, standing in a row of 3 operators>RaidUhhhh Vulpis standing in front of her daughter mostly
forgot to put passenger in a row of 3 again
>>568273347Specter
Early Heidi...
>>568273523>foresightSilence, ines, executor2 (doubles for laterano)>marvelThorns2 pointing at another marvel op, bina bictoria>raidI've had luck getting stacks with utage but probably doesn't work in dire
lobby dokodoko?
>>568273796Happens to the best of us.
>Saria canonically boxed ferdinand prior to this event, before he could come back to rhine
>>568273523Play on the lowest difficulty and just use 2 Cuoras and another defender like Matterhorn in a rowThen just play Yan
>>568273523Get a run where Yan and Investor aren't banned then do the funny horse man strat. You'll knock all of those out at once, normal successful runs easily stack 500+ of Yan
>>568273227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka7139BMiroAnother one.
What would you do with a pocket sized Lapipi?
>>568271139Collapsals and it's walking north>>568272360We got PV2 yesterday it was literally nothing unless you really wanted to see collapsal pompeii for some reason
>>568273974>He canonically held up pretty well all things consideredApologize
>>568274046feed her
>>568274001>>568273227>bilibili thievesdisgusting
>>568274046Put it in the jar.
>>568274001Silence is that cute?
>>568274046Use her like one uses a cup noodle stopper
>>568273921[g477je62lh58k2] Doctor invites you to join Stronghold Protocol: Alliance [Dire Simulation]
>>568274086She had him wear a power armor. Probably the one he used to escape on lone trail lel
>>568274185The Halloween prank one wasn't stolen, it was uploaded by the original creator.
>>568274253>the passengers on the benchkek
>>568274253The thing that fucks me up the most about this image is the two benched Passengers
I think im going try aegir this time, never really played it (I just realised I didn't even unlock clementia lol), so carry me please
>>568274253>game not booted>team is full
>>568274185bili doesn't embed here and has 480p quality if you don't have a CN acc there. linking reposters is fine
[hiikif8n984h64] [Perilous Simulation]
>>568274451don't run clementia, run ermengarde, get a gravel and some other resilient, and start stacking that. you get to eat 2 more people without them dying if you run ermengarde which means more stacks, and more survivability. eventually nobody will ever die because once you get to 200 resilient stacks, melees just respawn when they die
Specter's so hot...
>>568274228Nyes.
>>568274792Shame her skin and alter ruin her appeal.
>>568274557my internet is in the process of shitting itself, if i dc i'm sorry
>>568274848
>>568274835Proof?
>>568274941I'm currently hotspotting because mine shat itself it's okay
>>568274896>>568274896>>568274896
>>568274835Majestic bird...
>>568274001Lmao
