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>>568275139Extremely cute
Favorite design out of these?
>>568275139>corrosive is weak against lighti dont get it isnt the point of going around light means that acid or whatever just melts right through the fabric and then through your student's skin?
I always gomen my Arisu
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
I can't login EoS EoS EoS
>>568275272Chise looks cute in anything
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>568275272All except 1, 4 and 7
>>568275221
I have a fetish for official wives. Arona, big Arona, etc.Is that weird?
>>568275139Blessed thread baker anon
>>568275272Chise
Miyo...
Why did /bag/ forget about Aru?
>>568275272Beneath azure skyStripes fade into pale whiteIn the seaside sun
This is all the Pandemonium Society has to do to win over sensei.https://files.catbox.moe/kyxjgd.jpg
Akane Love!Back, back through aeons of madness and dread
>>568275450post the aggie poal so i can vote gogurt
>>568275542>no ibukitry again
>>568275542>no ibuki
Pandemonium flopped.
Why won't they reveal her name
>>568275365The devs are notoriously shit at naming gameplay mechanics and the translations don't help, just try not to think about it too hardLike our combat resource being "cost" holy shit, shoot whoever did that
>>568275542Replace makoto with Ibuki
Dumb question:Do I need AP for the world raid? Or can I dump it all into 3x Normals?
https://poal.me/lh2h10https://poal.me/lh2h10https://poal.me/lh2h10Vote for the aggie theme for tonight
>>568275741All himari
>>568275542That's not me, though. I'm not that short.
>>568275539But people say GUH daily.
>>568275781NoYes
We wanted this
>>568275741I dunno, "cost" sounds alright. EX Skill Cost = 5, something like that.
>>568275830GUHru
Your response?
>tell rio the gdd is coming>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEShe's so cute-pathetic.
why can't (we) make an official pollwe are so lame
>>568275741Millenium game
>we
Anyone else cried after looking at OP's pic.
>>568275786Battlesuits is a great theme, I hope it goes through
>>568276217no cuz i am not a faggotako
>story battle with yesod>he dies in one hit
Corrosive should have been something like "insta-foam" like tactical gogurt weighing down the body but if your wearing Light then its not so much a burden, but then heavy and composite are penalized because now thats extra weight or somethingThere, simple enough
Oh my god Aris is so nice to her this is agony.
>>568275741There is nothing wrong with Cost, the problem is how they have "recovery" and "healing" which has confused people into thinking recovery is related to cost
Curious, is it just me or do the anni and free banner feel swapped?Does Aris actually have that rabid of a fanbase? I figured the gamers were pretty low tier on the list of stans.
>>568275542where buki
>>568276240Not a big fan of it desu but it's fineWorst case scenario I'll draw something else
>>568275786>deca battlesuitsNice, that was my suggestion
>>568275830
>>568276334>He's never heard of chemical weapons before
>>568276217No but it was pure kino
For someone who has all the useful supports like Hifumi/Kayoko at UE40+ there aren't enough hard nodes to farm to spend all my AP.
>>568276414You should draw gogurt instead!
I WISH FOR FUCKING WINTER.
Arunus
>>568276643Its springWinter was last season
>>568276568Do Serina and the tanks
Kisaki in HEAT
I never cared about Kei
>>568276508so Im circling back to why the fuck is Light resistant against them? Your telling me Mutsuki's skirt alone can deflect toxic fart balls?
Why are the gooks so excited donating blood this weekends? Did I miss something?
>>568276468>>568276572>>568276649You test my patience
>>568276468You are tied with my suggestion
>>568276714alL ue40+
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>568276741Someone throws chemical or burning weapons on you, something you can remove quickly that isn't latched onto you is probably for the best. Something heavy is the worst as you're spending ten minutes taking it off as its burning into your skin
My dreams of gogurt have been squashed again...
I have Kei fatigue.
>>568276797DPS like Iori, Aru and Haruna etc.? Backup healers like Chinatsu, Hane and Ayane as a last resort?
Can someone post the team lineups for the upcoming raids?
>>568276917We'll get em next time brother
>>568276771
>>568276741light resisting penetration damage also doesn't make sense, unless our girls are battleships in disguise
>>568276721Wrong Heat.
>>568276391>Curious, is it just me or do the anni and free banner feel swapped?None of the gamers show up much in community rankings.The reason it's like that is because they wanted to promote Kei's return in a way that felt sorta natural, so they included Aris despite her being the one of the least popular bluefes picks throughout the years. More of an obligation thing because the devs are autistic like that.
>>568275741soulless gacha
>>568275414WE ALREADY KNOW SENSEIIIIIIII
>>568276868cloaca are very delicate, Kei-chan
@Arona, force every account in this thread to pity Kei.
it was almost perfect but in the end i ended up with a single token
Hey, wait a minute......I saw this bait 4 months ago!
I'm rolling for Rio first and foremost.
@Arona, activate spell reflect, target this guy >>568277157
>>568277172>round 7say sike
>>568277058 (Me)Also in case it wasn't clear enough, the others (Yuzu, Momoi, Midori) are even less popular / have no direct connection to Kei. So they're immediately ruled out for the fes banner.
Which one are you?
>>568277291Plana chan going to bless everybody's pulls today!
>>568276771Wtf rude. Next aggie I'm going to suggest gogurt costumes instead of battlesuits
>>568276741>he doesn't know about the triple circle synergy chart theory
https://x.com/i/status/2058223632330219580
>>568276721Shes gonna have to lose the clothes it will help
>>568275741Up until lvl 50 I thought that red damage is good against human enemies (hence 'light') , yellow is for robots & armors, blue is for nun ghost; I mean I thought there's a hidden mechanic beside color and terrain. Then elastic damage came around and I discovered that I'm just retarded.
You have 30 minutes
>>568277408
GUH
will pina ever be japanese
Never let your gogurt dreams remain dreams forever
>>568276702Perfect.
https://x.com/eightzhuan/status/2058784247117406472
>>568277357I'm the ugly bastard that's taking the picture
>>568277406The surge of new Mutsuki/D.Mutsuki art makes my boner happy.
We spoil Hina not spoiler
>>568276042What made Hikari talk like this compared to Nozomi?
>>568277360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsxwbxS6LRMGood luck to all
>>568277521
>>568277357This is me
ENTER
>>568277643We spoil and spoiler Hina
>>568277663The extra chromosome
>>568277721She fucking SHOT me...
>>568277720
>>568277357picrel
4 and a half hours until JP patch notes. Remember when we used to get actually useful previews like EX animations on X?
>>568277721Misaki if she ate every participant of the eden treaty
I love my brat wife keikei
>>568277832
>>568277357I'm that guy with the glasses.
Ok I'm just going to jot down whatever episode I'm on and watch the rest on youtube, EX is long
>>568277357>
>>568277938SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
20 minutes
>>568277910We literally got one for Erika last week.
>>568277357
Can you guys share your favorite Ibuki pics?I wanna check something
>>568278102You weren't supposed to say that.
This seems like cheating.
>>568278102yeah less than 20 hours before the update
https://x.com/soubi_PH/status/2051727361662726494
Sensei...
10 minutes
How long is the maintenance? Are my students going to miss their last dose of gogurt tonight?
soon
>>568278268https://litter.catbox.moe/thdck7rgk0dhby1i.pngArisbros...
I want to teach Kei the true wonders of being a woman if you catch my drift...
>>568278368What the artist doesn't show is how Aris deduces that Sensei is the one causing Kei pain and blasts him with her railgun.
Never forget him
>>568278462When did Hoshino betray her friends?
>>568278392Washing the dishes?
>>568277357I look like this, but I have more hair
Be ready.
>>568278462Miyako betray friends?
FUCK MALKUTH
Five minutes
>>568278505They don't have that kinda drip in this timeline
>>568277721>cheerleader kisakihuh
>raid bosses aren’t until tomorrowDarn
>>568278462Based Momoi. She even bounced back from death and gave everyone a pep talk.
FUCK YOU JOHN NEXON!CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
>>568278189git gud fleshbags
>>568278821what's wrong?
>>568278857I love her lizard eyes
Honest thoughts on Alice?
>>568279002>Long hair/hair down KisakiI am weak
>>568279151i get turned on by the school uniform
>>568275542Thats really hot. Pandemonium chapter WHEN?
>>568278547Hoshino would never
>>568279101
>>568277357i am me
>>568278462>momoi>protagonist
I am round 5 on the treasure hunt. Do I use the arona AP or should I save it for hard nodes instead?
>>568277357Ryan Gosling
>>568279282Love glasses.
how much longer?
>>568278505Did he and Plana....you know...
>>568277357Depends on the meds I'm taking in the moment.
>>568279409Why would an android need to wear glasses? Is she stupid?
>>568279151
>>568279374you should have stopped as soon as you got the pyro and eligma
>>568279342I wonder what happened to this artist, they used to do a lot of good yandere stuff
>>568279371Momoi is our HERO
Every student will be better if they were loli and wear glasses.
>>568279270>slop
Sporty gym clothes kisaki
>>568279661why is 'moi so squished in the bottom
This mothefucker has managed to make me cry again from beyond the grave...
>>568279779
>>568279371Even JPfags say she's the one overflowing with the protagonist feelingWhen everyone is acting all gay and depressed when Rio kidnaps a kid after beating everyone up and telling them to go kill themselves, who snaps everyone out of it and saves everyone? MomoiWhen Rio is being a total cunt when we reach her evil steel continent, who is it that tells her she's a total fucking loser? MomoiWho is it that started the story, pushing everyone to explore the ruins, find Alice, and is always the one actually moving things forward? MomoiI think you should re-examine the story if you didn't realize the deeper thematic layer that the story is meant to resemble an RPG, and while Alice desired to be the hero(protagonist), in the end she could only be the princess(damsel in distress), who gets kidnapped by the evil demon lord(rio), who lives in an evil demon lord castle, and has evil evil evil henchmen(avant garde, Toki the evil maid). While volume 2 has a theme about how you can decide who you want to be in life, there's a secondary theme that you are in some ways still bound by who you were created to be, at least somewhat. Alice wants to be the hero but she'll always be a princess, and her revelation at the end of volume F is that its fine if she's a princess and a hero.
>>568279597I don't think he plays anymore, but he did come back for Mika's birthday to do a piece of art.
>>568278462I am the protagonist and I have never betrayed my students.
>>568278462I think people are forgetting the real protagonist of this game
>>568278404I'm considering pina
>>568279858Relax, I havent even read the story unc'
>>568279540I will riot If Kisaki's alt doesn't have her hair down.
>>568279862
>>568279661Momoi is always right it seems
10 minutes left
>>568279808I like how they handled the double tap of grief in vol f. If this didn't send you over the edge the main screen switching over with the new op definitely did.
>>568279808you cuttin it close, nigga
You know what I think it will be a good twist if Kei betrayed sensei and Aris after absorbing all prophets.
>>568277291planakissing
>>568279869as expected of our princess Mika
>>568279705
>>568280124luv me plana
>>568279454We haven't posted this in a while
What are WE doing during maint?
>>568279858Good insight
>>568279858thats nice
>>568280182
>>568280208Gaming
"Corrosive" isn't even accurate (imo)Surely acid isn't the first thing you'd think of when dealing with a Composite Armor.分解/분해 literally means "break down into parts" which CAN mean breaking things down chemically, but it can also mean breaking things apart at the molecular level. Guess who got Composite Armor first? B. Aris and Kei. They can quite literally, break down things into data and reconstruct it. I think Corrosive just adds a layer of clarity not present in the original where it's not described HOW it's being broken down
>>568280296REALLY luv me plana.
mashirofans arent real
>>568280620
Mashiro's skirt length seems dangerous.
>>568280681GUH
It's coming. Do NOT reply to it.
https://magma.com/d/W2IyYei28Whttps://magma.com/d/W2IyYei28Whttps://magma.com/d/W2IyYei28WWe are starting the aggie for this maintenance now, the theme this time is gonna be deca battlesuitsAs always the theme is just a suggestion, but you can draw something else
>>568279968Kisaki (drunk)
Maintenance It's time for bingo
I haven't logged in for a week because I've been playing Trickcal
>>568280524I'd mash her desu
>>568280681no one beats plana's exposed back
BLUE ARCHIVE IS DEAD
MY HEADPATS
Delicious
>>568280616i think "Dismantle" is more fitting
bros....
eos...
IT'S OVERWE DID IT
>>568280685So cute.
now what?
>>568280773
>>568281021
ARONAEXTENDED MAINTENANCE!!!!ARONA!!!!!!!!!
That's it, I'm playing EU5.
>>568280208I want to play a game of "try not to bite the bait"
>>568280928That's right!Dead set on getting me to spend my life savings during BlueFes!
The chapter...I couldn't finish it in time...
owari da
>>568280906>stockingslazy artist
Finally youtube recommended me something good
Now what?
Hanging out withg /bag/ anons...
>>568275139The most SOVLFUL club in Kivotos!
>>568281143Gross.4 is so still so much better.
I tried Stella Sora because the main girl looked like Mashiro.
>>568281307Go to sleep. have a productive day tomorrow.
6 hours in the pen. https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive1https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive1https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive1
Give your student an inch and they would take a mile...
I was gonna shitpost about them being our new topic theme during maintenance but AssOral actually put up a new teaser at the top of the hour
this thread is ass
>>568281438>twink mc>wandsno
>>568281394The economy system in 5 is so much better.
>>568281307Enjoy plana
>>568281437It seems like she's the one giving you inches sensei
Erotic Planaposting hours are the best hours
hello I'm new here why can't I play the game
>>568281537That's at least 4 hours
>>568281217I saw this tooyoutube has been very goonerpilled lately
>>568281438>Guns to swords to wandsDowngrade of the century.
>>568281141sneaking my swimmers in her sleepy cunny
Mashiro is so fuckable
>>568281645Did I stutter?
Momoi dies twice in the main story btw
Would you let your students put it in your butt if they needed to?
>other cake
>>568281438is that a new girl or the glasses?
theres nothing to play and im off work today
>>568281797It's OK, she had 9 lives to begin with.
What went wrong?
>>568281751Nope. I think I'll restrain from glancing at the clock
>>568281534True but it's not enough for me when the rest is mid, without any flavour and it takes 50 hours to progress 100 years. I can fit 2 hoi campaigns in the time it takes you to reach 1600 ffs.Maybe a couple of years and 40 dlcs later it will be better than 4 as a whole but I'm not feeling it rn.
>>568281672I wish the game survived it looked nice
>>568281578isn't that what he said
>>568281984bitch ass cat put its paw in front of the lens
Going to drink a yakult
>6 hours maintenancewhat slop anime should I watch to kill time? i prefer echi harem preferably new stuff
Go to sleep for 6 hours
>>568281984Remember when the devs were trying to shill Mashiro in the very start of the game?
gookui looks disturbing
>>568281992The clock says it's plana posting time, I checked
>>568282091
>Maint happens>The retard who thinks he's supposed to come here to talk about "other game" instantly comes back
Honest thoughts on Kei?
>>568281984Boring gimmick.Ironically her bond gear that talks more about her love for books gave her more personality than the last 3 years.
>>568282185Jingai Kyoushitsu no Ningengirai Kyoush
planaposters and gookakoposters are making this general look gay
>>568282057Swords would've been way cooler than wands, especially if it wasn't strictly swords and was really melee weapons generally (since "guns" aren't just one thing either obviously). Wands are just dumb and they can't make them not dumb.
I will always remember Mashiro but for sexual reasons only.
>>568282185watch escaflowne
>>568281984Hasumi is sexier and more racist
I would do a story about sensei wanting to go buy a shiny new toy but everywhere he goes students keep stopping him needing help with shitBut they kinda already did that story in Kaede's momotalks.
>>568282320
>>568282417Wow, Fubuki captured a notorious vigilante.
>>568282185
>>568282320But I am gay
>>568282320which posters make this general look less gay then
>>568282320>suddenly
I think the Ferrari Luce looks ugly
>>568282228I believe because I can no longer glance at the clock. Time to go off by feeling.
>Rabbit squad takes off rabbit toy hat thing they wear>Instantly become unrecognizable
I love Plana
no elves past this point
>>568282541moo
Maintenance is Mahjong time
If you can look past the superficial coombait and her penchant for uttering justice, Mashiro is actually a very complex character. Her character development has subtly been developing in the background of the major events with hints here and there towards her playing a more prominent role in the future, maybe even becoming the most pivotal character in Blue Archive's story.
>>568282681
>>568282320I wish they didn't feel the need to talk about their every day gay problems while avatarfagging with my wife. Starting to understand how Hoshinofags felt back then.
Elves are good for you
>>568282603Time is told by plana per minute. You can calculate it that way.>>568282634Me too
>>568282694
>>568275139OUR HEROES
>>568281134This is my favorite Seiapost.
>>568282754There's a guy shitposting with Kei too.
plana means flat
>>568282681No you're a larper.
>Rereading Himari's relationship story>Get a boner when she talks about censoring just her eyes with a bar>Jerk off to 目隠し竿it's fucking over
>>568282758Rinny my love let me pat and hug you
>>568282850who?
>>568282754Thread gremlin here, they weren't here for days
>>568282760Strong enough to warp the flow of time, I can get behind that
>>568282850Yeah but he's just a shitposter trying his best to start shit between Alice and Kei fags.
MAMAAAAAAAAAA I JUST EOS'D A MAN
>>568282754Shut the fuck upDon't try to pretend you understand Hoshinofags
Is it up yet?
>>568282905I don't even know what that means here
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>568283069Yep, that shitter is also behind Yuuka/Noa shitposting.
>>568283069You can just call gookako gay and move on. The shitposter just keep going.
are you ready
my headpats...
bring back the good kei
Basic Kaede
>>568283229KEK
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UP
>>568283032She can warp bullets around sensei, why not time too.
Did you know that Mutsuki has the same VA as 4chan's idol, Liz?
>>568283243
Why is Seia so sexy?How did they do it?
>>568283256And now we have second evolution KaedeEvolved KaedeWe haven't hit final form Kaede just yet
>>568283069I see lots of Keifags but like zero Alicefags, so idk how that's meant to math out. Feels more profitable to start shit between like, Shiroko and Wakamo if I were to troll.
>>568282681Forgot your gookako pic
>>568283107You mean like having a insufferable faggot constantly shilling his shit, making blog post, invading other generals, ect. all while avatarfaging with Hoshino when in reality he like Iroha?
Big fat student clits
>>568282754At this point it's pretty clear at least one of them does it with the goal to shitpost with herIt's really a shame
>>568283358Prana warping time so she's the sole girl, it's love
>>568282850Not everything is a shitpost. This is just No True Scotsman all over again.
No new JP event until late June, right?
The war is overhttps://x.com/i/status/2057987101149311068
>not everyone is shitposting!!!!Heard that a lot recently too
>>568283798gookako bros get in here
>>568283798...Based
Everything is a shitpost until proven otherwise
I'm not opening that.
>>568282369
>>568283798Pretty good idea, maybe more of you should do that.
>>568281409https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive2https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive2https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive2
>>568283716I can accept that for purana.She deserves it.
>>568283856Shitposting exists but not all of it is. Not a hard concept to grasp unless if you truly think nothing written here is made in honest
>>568283926>>568283948>>568283950seia is cornered
Are we getting the new gacha animation
You can't kill the unkillable
>>568283994I'm just tired manMaybe I'm getting too old for this
shit like that is why we aren't respected more in /vg/sphere
are they going to shorten the world raids for global or is it sticking the the original JP schedule?
>>5682839174chan's existence is a shitpost
do you guys jerk off 24/7 or something
>>568283842Probably around mid-June. New event should be in about 3 weeks.
>>568283798>deleted
>>568284143I cum to my students' feet
>>568284068It's also tiring to be labeled a shitposter for expressing your own, actual opinion just because it's associated with shitposting.
>>568284096go play jp server if you want acceleration that much. gooks will riot if they cut non rerun event
We live in a kaede thread
>>568283975Plana's Plan A is pretty good, i think. I'm not a scientist to know anything about time warping
Monkey is having a conversation with itself again
I just realize that Kivotos is practically Epstein Continent
The game goes down for half an hour and you freaks react like this?
Replying to yourself is some really sad shit man lol
>>568284392first time?
>>568283872The degraded reputation of the gookako meme should be studied. It's about as bad as Moon Man
>>568284392i have nothing to do
>Replying to yourself as meI'm at a lost for words...
comitting suicidewho want to join?
>>568284325as a genuine retard, I leave all my planning to purana. She knows best.
>>568284445Let's keep going even further
>>568284392It's Bluefes time baby. Strap in
I'm doing it, lads. I will WATCH some ANIME.
>>568284487this is the best bikini in the game
So what's stopping me from posting the gayest shit known to man while posting a gookako pic?
>>568284535>>568284689Forgot your gookako pic
>>568284670My anal princess
>reports of heatstroke and starvation deathsBros, just hold fast, the shitposters are steadily losing numbers.
I need Zoos...
>>568283363L I ZOVE
what you all need is a fucking picklenuke up your asses
may y'all be blessed with double spark today
>>568284569You must keep some brains or else she'll treat you like Arona
anal to serika
>>568284347he had a nice conversation with himself about y*i last thread, seems to be today's theme aside from alice/kei
https://x.com/i/status/2058141981247984038
>>568284886y-you too
https://x.com/LineaR_71/status/2029262242181726349
>>568284909Celica is a delicate princess, for vaginal creampies only
stop posting twitter links
start posting misskey links
I don't like gookUi
Who should I roll for bluefes if I only got like 28kish pyros? They all specialized roles, right?
Mind the images...
https://x.com/nekokawaiijp/status/2059074081274921149
>>568285271>blowing your load outsidegay
>>568285241you have enough to finish the spark for himari and get BHoshino
>>568285241>Erika 2 weeks after my birthdayAccelerate
>>568285313Shes not even ovulating yet. Does it matter?
>>568285320Himari is 100 free pulls, right?I guess I can see how good my luck is but idk
>>568285049I'm going to violently refurbish serika's delicate anus!
>>568285453She's not that big
>>568285479she is to me. and much shorter than that
>>568285479Shes pregnant
>>568284891Plana can treat me however she likes, she knows more than I. A simple minded sensei
>>568282754they tried with hifumi toonasty faggots
>>568285724people really love this seia
>>568285802
>>568285802Many are saying this
>>568285802i'm people
Many people are saying this
>>568285802I'm more a fan of naked with gloves and socks
>>568285802It's pretty good
>>568285656Returning to monke was just supposed to be a meme, not a reality. It's so over
>>568285241Do we have to use the free 100 rolls on this banner or can they be saved for fes???
>>568285802It's that smile man
>>568285948what about this
>>568286029You can save them.
>>568286029It's just for Rio and Himari
>>568286061obese
>>568285948
>>568283970https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive3https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive3https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive3
>>568286116Grim
how many more hours??
I just unlocked Vol F after reading the story here and there, how far ahead is the new content if I dedicate a few hours to reading a day? I actually really enjoyed the Eden Treaty.
>>568284623Which one though?
>>568285997I'll never sink to karin's level, I have students to save.
>>568286201YesIt's so over
>>568286084I want to disappear into her tits
Plana
Can I start the world raids if I've only read up to Ch2 of EX?
Remember to use your 100 tickets before they expire at the end of next month
>>568286205like 8 hours for vol f + 6 hours for vol ex
>>568286205Five maybe
>>568285724I really love this Seia
>>568286205Don't skip
>>568285241I've played this game for 2 years and I still haven't had the chance to roll for ibuki or kokona, I feel baited.
Day 6 of begging John Nexon to release my darling mesugaki Shuro into my loving arms
>ibuki>roll2/10, fuck off tourist
>>568286205Generally speaking that's probably ~20 hours of contentRealistically if you're consistent you might be able to finish everything by next week. Though have you read some of the events in the event recap menu? There's a lot of characters in Vol. F who were introduced in events rather than in the main story.
>>568286242With a small brain, good luck out there later>>568286320Wait a minute
>>568285320why BHoshino out of the rest?
i like this img
>>568285241Kei - blue hyperbufferAris - best single target blue damageHosh - best aoe blue damage, versatile tankKuroko - blue auto attacker and good at pvpKei is probably the most meta and requires the least investment but she also has the best alternative (nyKayoko)
>>568286747cause she's the best one
>>568286523>Day 6Get in line, hoser
>>568286654Floofnyans
>>568286824Fuck off, she's my soulmate, she was made for me.
>>568286765is arata supposed to be stacked or small chested?
I tried forcing people to catch up on volume EX for the last week so they wouldn't cry about it later when they realize they're missing the big show, and then they start stupidly skipping main story chapters to "catch up". We'll see how many people ended up listening soon.
>>568286868Good lord have mercy
I hate retards that say fanfiction shit about the story like how one unit is better at sex than the other Really goes to show how fucking pathetic the fanbase is for making up stupid shit that only happen in their heads
>>568286974She's supposed to be huge.
>>568282693>prohibited repostingMashiro would be disappointed in you.
Are we ready to roll for the most perfect, beautiful, delicate, magnificent, brilliant, flawless, omniscient, omnipotent, genius bishoujo hacker?
>>568287002Why are you acting like it would take more than a day for someone to just read through it all after the update.
Can we appreciate how good BA's writing was even early on? We never had any established context of what and how important a halo is, but this line told you just everything you needed to know about a halo, without any exposition whatsoever
>>568286974Most moefags cannot or do not draw breasts at all when they're drawing "cute" art. Even if its the biggest boob character ever they tend to draw them flatter.Its not like we can't literally see her breasts
Sox Fex.
Mashiro is better at sex
What's blud even talking about.
brehs I'm stuck on the login screen with the "resetting game data" message, how do I fix it?
>>568287083You're a brown monkey ESL and no one cares.
>>568287159Onahole on wheels.
>>568287172
>>568287178I like the time where Hoshino kiss the Sensei and ask him to make plenty of babies together
>>568287296You tried loading during maintenance?!You legit are gonna have to delete your account and start over, sorry anon...
>>568287083Those cuck fanarts really riled you up, didn't it?
https://x.com/i/status/2059062483156148386Why
>>568287419I just wanna do my dailies and go to bed man
Plana is better than Kei.
Rio would objectively be the best at sex because she'd autistically research how to make you cum in the most efficient ways possible.
>>568287083let it out, anon
>>568287559I don't want my sex to be efficient.
>>568287559> Nerds would be best at sexYeah, best at killing my boner, maybe.
>>568287559She would fail and keep questioning if she's doing it right since she has no experience.
>>568287559Sex is about passion you fagidk
>>568287558They're about equal. If you want to troll stick with the Kei > Aris narrative because at least that's actually true.
>>568287559It's always funny how often I see people blatantly misunderstand Rio's character. Rio is not a logical character, she's a sperg who likes the IDEA of being logical but is actually just as emotionally driven as everyone else. Rio is the biggest midwit filter of BA.
>>568287559She would be an autistic dead fish who doesn't understand anything and isn't sure if she's supposed to move. Imagine an autistic person in bed, research doesn't make you smarter at sex. Unironically she would be one of the worst.
>>568287559That's not how sex works you fucking NERD. Chemistry mogs any amount of cerebral research shit.
>>568287310The sex is probably amazing, I mean that truly unironically.
>>568287692She's not logical, she's rationalThere's a difference
>suddenly there are sex experts in /bag/
kei would make me cum from just a touch
Game's so dead you can't even log in
>>568287559Counterpoint: I've seen her combat animations. All the prep time in the world can't make up for that level of athleticism and grace.
>>568287692sickly hands typed this slander
>>568287765Yes, me. Unironically. We aren't all clueless virgins just because we play a gacha game. 14 years ago I was balls deep in pussy all weekend long at every anime convention.
I have had sex.With women!
>>568287083Tbf the story is miseryslop and platonicslop with zero romance so ofc the fanbase will make up non canon shit to keep themselves invested in the game. Ive seen this happen to all gacha with trash, utter donkeyshit, forgettable stories
80% of plugsuit Rio images have her nipples poking through her suit. 30% of them have cameltoe visible.
When does the red sky thing happen again? I might have skipped way too hard
>>568287884I take it subtlety isn't your strong suit.
>/bag/ killed a man
Rio would be a clumsy sperg in bed and that's exactly what I'm into desu
>>568277357Sensei from the doujin "Idea of Eros".
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>>568287921>he skipped VolF
Will I miss the Binah raid if I go to sleep?
>>568288000it starts in 21.5 hours
>>568288000Considering the world raid doesn't start for another 24 hours, no.
>didn't claim my cafe AP before maintenanceFAAAA-
>>568288027EXTREMELY cute yuuka wtf
Find your students
>>568288102>wrong eyes
>>568287559>She would be superior at everything because she's logical, therefore he supreme logic would factor in everything and instantly winShe can't even beat Toki at video gamesAnd three times in the game she runs off and isolates herself after getting in an argument with someoneShe spent three years avoiding Yuuka because it would be awkward to see her again, because she was afraid of getting yelled atShe once played a rage video game, and couldn't speak for the next ten minutes because she was silently seething, even if she couldn't verbalize it at allShe would probably say your dick wasn't as scary as she expected because it wasn't that big, have no idea what she said wrong or why you're crying, go cry in her room alone for a bit not sure where she went wrong, ask Himari where she fucked up and Himari yells at her, and then build a robot for you to fuck calling it more efficient
>>568287083>>568287884>>568287921
Let me roll, so I can go to bed.
>>568288116What's Waldo doing there?
>>568287985>Every character that was 5'4 got upgradedwhy?
Getting a finger shoved up my ass tomorrow...
>>568288158Thanks for nailing perfectly why I love Rio.Code Box was my first event and my god was she funny.
>>568288230I miss her. She was such a good part of V3.
I am regrettably ready to skip the story.
>>568288158>She would probably say your dick wasn't as scary as she expected because it wasn't that big, have no idea what she said wrong or why you're crying, go cry in her room alone for a bit not sure where she went wrong, ask Himari where she fucked up and Himari yells at her, and then build a robot for you to fuck calling it more efficientHoly kek
>>568286186https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive4https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive4https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive4
>>568288116New version or old one? Kinda solved months ago.
>>568288116There she is!
>>568287954Most retards here think if sensei doesn't stick his dick into girls on camera, then it means its platonic and nothing happened. Anything less than that and they interpret it as platonic.
>>568288345I still remember before Code Box came out how often we'd have arguments about Rio because of how poorly V2C2 and to a lesser extent VF showed her character. That event and more so vol EX have done elder god tier PR for Rio's reception.
>>568288116Hasumi you FAT FUCK STOP EATING
can you slow down? the content isn't even out yet
>>568288539Kek
Do you like leopard print?
There was rat poo on my bed
>>568288718She left you a present when she got out your bed this morning
>>568288718Rats are harmless bro, they just want a little cuddle
>Steam icon changedWe Kei Archive now
>>568288714
>>568288842>ISREAL
>>568288267Ui, Megu, Toki, Ako, Umika, Kuroko, Akane, Pina, and Tomoe are young growing girls.
>saw a commercial that said a gentlemen save himself for marriage>im not a virginshit am i fucked /bag/?
Mika love
Arisu's vagina...
>App icon changed to KeiIT'Sstill not UP!
>I skipped everything so I could join the raids, now I don't understand anything that's happening, summarize it for me>Why's this unskippable cutscene playing?>Why's this special battle with wierd plot things happening that I don't understand and can never replay?>Who are any of these characters? Why am I supposed to care about them?>Why is Alice white now?>Why do plot related things seem to be happening in the story battles? I don't get it. This game is fucking stupid>I skipped volume F so I could play the raids, you'll praise me right?>Do I need to read volume 2 before I read volume EX?>I'm supposed to actually read this game now? Why?>Why is Rio here? I thought she was evil>Why can Himari suddenly walk now?
>>568289184Ew
>>568289184cold and rusty
>>568289238tl;dr goat milk is the answer
Men want literally one thing
>>568289238>Why can Himari suddenly walk now?She can?
>>568282754You're not even scratching how mikafags felt
>>568289404I honestly don't believe anyone actually cares about this literal who. I feel like Nexon putting her in the game was like their Morbius going back in theaters moment - everyone saying to do it was fucking memeing.
Arisu Ass
Post your elfwife bfeore image eos
>>568289184Robots don’t have vaginas
It's up bro 5.6gb patch
>Rio is yet another girlfailureGod fucking dammit, I have girlfailure fatigue. Rio but actually competent and also still has the huge fucking badonkers when?
>>568288714I just had an ideaAn anime about the conquistadores in the new world but all the aztec jaguar warriors are just gyarus.
>>568286348>>568286364>>568286426>>568286661Thanks, and I haven't checked out events since I was going by the Main Story Only in the reading guide but I'll check them out then
>>568289634I heard that elves are good for me
>>568289514You mean scatboy spamming the same edited blacked mika pics, literal scat pics, c/u/ck shit, and so on and so forth?
Don't forget to feed your students /bag/
>>568289581I have always liked her.
smeg
>>568289238>I thought she was evilBut, she is.That's like saying Hitler stops being evil the moment he starts doing a few good deeds here and there. You can't erase your past actions.
>>568289581I didn't care much about her cause let's face it, her appearance in the story pre-vol 0 was extremely lackluster. But boy that L2D is something else.
>>568289684How about anime where cute girls doing aquascape?
>resurgence of mutsuki artdang that california gurl's still got it
why is erping outside of trash not a bannable offense?
>>568288397https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive5https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive5https://jiggie.fun/monday+archive5
>>568289803meg
https://x.com/i/status/2059107875923062923
based mikabros
>376 imejis
>>568289992My pov
>>568289841You're an idiot. You can't erase your past but most people can be redeemed. What kind of a shitty sensei are you?
HinaMating press
>>568289668>People play game about high school girls who all need their teacher, or else they'll literally kill themselves somehow, the teacher is the morality pet who can save them from hell of their own creation. Entire story is about how they'll all fuck themselves up and destroy everything if sensei doesn't bail them out and then give some speech.>"Bro bro, why aren't these girls all super mature and perfect in all ways? Why are they stupid? Why aren't they older and wiser than me?"They are childrenIts the point of the game, yes even RioThe game is based around the premise that a teacher is a "complete being" and the students are all incomplete beings that need the teacher. The premise requires them to all need help from sensei.>MC: Tell us more about the teacher.>The teacher is considered a grown up in-game. But this concept of "Grown up" isn't really related to age. In Blue Archive, "teacher" means something different from our world. Like a complete being? Or a being that's completed their growth? It means something like that.
>>568289989egegg.png
>>568289990Why is mika a sheep?
>>568289989Megu's megus
>>568290150She's so boring she'll put you to sleep
is it up?
>your student>are you rolling for Rio or Himari first
Rio bikini picture.bat
>>568289668She is competent. She has flaws, like actual people do.
If Malkuth evil why cute?
Delete images so I can post more
>>568290150because she's a cute daughter
>>568290202RioRio(obviously)
>>568289990Sheepka is so cute
>>568290072If Hitler was reborn as a Kivotos student, would you would say she could be redeemed?
>>568290224Evil women are the best. Simply the best.
>>568290267>one of the greatest most heroic men in history>can they be redeemedGee... tough one
>>568290267no because she did nothing wrong
>>568290095Except Hina who is literally perfection
>>568290267only if he were a tiny perfect copy
>>568290324>>568290224How is she evil
>>568290267Bro your Hina?
/bag/ is this a good moment to join your game?
>>568290376Hina is the closest to perfect (even Sensei relies on her and says he trusts her more than anyone else) but she's still got flaws
>>568290376that's why we call her mary sue
>>568290267If she had a flat chest then yes
serika's anus
>>568290458no, sorry
What other Mary Sues are there in BA besides Hina?
>>568290339>>568290352the redemption part is the fact that he failed and we live in a hellworld despite his efforts
kei icon
>>568290471Flaws like>works too hard>is insecureGee.
>No one talking about the latest KINOtama>https://nhentai.net/g/652572/It's over, Miyobros have fallen...
>>568290458I mean it's down for maintenance right now but when it comes back, sure
>>568290523Hitler had a flat chest that's most of the reason I don't like him
>>568290587It's MTLslopTLanon is working on it
>>568290471>Hina is the closest to perfectNot with that big ass forehead lmao
>>568290587>nhentaiRetarded zoomer.
>>568289841>HitlerUncle Adi was never evil, you fucking kike faggot
>>568290376She goes home to cry when the city is exploding because "i need constant affirmation and praise, I wanted you to praise me". She just acts put together in public.
Hina won't be perfect until she's lying on my bed, naked
>>568290604Not the same DUMMY
>>568290587I only use EX because it filters retardshttps://exhentai.org/g/3953151/c401c19f50/
>>568290735>>568290735>>568290735
>>568290650Lmao. Over what? The Takedown panda?
>>568290576Also struggles with socializing and opening up to people, doesn't ask for help when she needs it until she's on the verge of crumbling, has anger issues, desperately craves sex with me, a balding middle aged man,
>>568290572I'm still on the Neru app icon
I'm baking a real thread
>>568290669>needs affirmationThis is a case of the writers saying something is true but proving the opposite through events because outside of the one singular time the writers decided it needed to happen this trait of Hina has quite literally never once appeared again like they just straight up forgot it existed.
https://files.catbox.moe/5y9j1y.mp4
>>568290893Make it quick
>>568290796That's fucking gay my nigga
Someone make a non-schizo thread.
>>568289668That Odyssey white haired girl and one of the fire fighters will be girl failures
>Early thread>Worst thread possibleYou have five minutes to report that thread for rule violations before mods force you retards to use it for the next eight hours. Since it was made early it is breaking the rules, but soon the mods won't care
>>568290796That OP is fuckin gay that it makes me scared to go over to the thread because it could be deleted by the Jannies for being too gay.
>>568290796Fubuki! Confiscate his oven!
>>568291113>>568291113>>568291113
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My headpats...
>fish OP for T H E anniv threadOh god why is everyone retarded today
>>568291310Because the worst people possible are the ones who always end up making the OP
>>568290874Funny how these are all endearing quirks and not flaws at all
