>NewsDevil Dinosaur Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/1ymnCXU6iyA EVENT! Devil's Debut: Daredevil's Shadowed start skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056751736715633119Version 20260515 Balance Changes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/m/balancepost/20260512/41667_1299947.htmlEVENT! Devil Dino Hide and Seek: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054637890378834243Season 8 Battle Pass: Project: Heroic Age Trailer: https://youtu.be/v-SnFA5v9P8 Dev Vision Vol. 17: https://youtu.be/VuEkzblXrMc Season 8: Sins of Alchemax Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/F4B0Jpr4Rw4 >StorePeni Parker's Peni Parker: The Freshman skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056766837430300911Devil Dinosaur's Chrono-Armor skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054305618639638711Hulk's Infinity Hulk skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054290518851625216Deadpool's King of Monsters skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054275418078003554Winter Soldier’s Starlit Gunslinger and Venom’s War of the Realms skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052063412012601587Iron Man & Loki's The Avengers and Elsa Bloodstone's Bloody Butler skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048839680230125806Gambit's Alluring Ace and Magik's Netherworld Noble skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2046242668506702272Black Cat's Urban Predator, Spider-Man's Peter Parker: The Photographer, and Blade's Starlit Shadow skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2044098474371592652>LinksHero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.comMobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivalsFANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/>>568170297
Psylocke’s game
why is dino MVP so hard to get. do you have to carry an entire team of silvers to stand out enough
Onahole's game.
cute VAs for cute heroes
>>568286595New meaning to headass.
First for PAAG Fox
i won my first ranked game
With Lord Icon, Hijinxs, and his Ult upgraded, DPSPool is genuinely on par with Black Cat and DD. The fact that he can self-sustain through multiple support cooldowns without needing to fully reinitiate dives or soft dive first is fundamentally broken. Too bad his execution and un-upgraded strength never warrants picking him over the other two.
Necros here, BUFF DIVE!
Does the cart protect from strange ult? If he ults and you're on the other side of it
There goes our hero>>568287887Yes. iirc the line of sight hitbox is mostly on the lower torso of characters so your head could be peaking but you dont get affected. Also works against wanda ult
>>568287542But you posted Aryan representation?
Gib Juggernaut
Anyone remember that guy who kept saying he sucked and was never gonna get better?
She taught peter everything about sex
>>568288153This guy types like a fucking faggot.
>>568288368He offed himself after going 2-11 on Wanda with 68% accuracy, I was there
>>568288368I memba
Why did they give Venom such a massive ass? I've been playing this game for so long yet I still maturbate everytime I see him and costs the game every time. They need to nerf this shit! The game isn't playable and my balls hurt!
>>568289246you're a faggot
>>568289293I was straight until I played this game and lost my wife.
>>568289376TrueShe says hi btw
My mom is Mexican and my dad is Dutch, hero for this feeling?
>>568290327Luna Snow
>>568290327Namor McKenzie
>3 SVPs in a rowI think I'm done with team games. They're all irredeemably shit. Back to the fighting game factory
>>568290462oh i get it because she has one brown eye and one blue eye
>>568290857Yes, she's perfect for him.
dino's beam should not inflict bleed. even thematically it makes no sense.
>played 2 comp games>won both>already reminded why I don’t think any support players deserve to live
>>568291087For me it goesSupports who actually help in fights > Good damage players > Good tanks > Bad tanks >>> Supports who just mindlessly heal the tank >>> Bad DPS/DPSniggers
>>568291087>mistimes every single support ult>hurr durr but I got SVP thoughSupportoids don't realize that support characters farm MVP/SVP, especially the ones that do a little damage because the calculation over-values having "a bit of all 3" stats
new characters aren't mvp boosted anymore? I don't think I have ever seen Dino's MVP
>>568292208I think Dino MVP is near impossible because you need to perform far above average in stats, and because Dino farms so much in the way of stats, it's a high bar. But then, you've got other characters no the team that are easy to get MVP on like Jeff, Panther, Fox, or whatever, so the chances of outperforming the EZ MVP characters are slim.The MVP system in general is just gay and retarded.
why does no one play SG into peni
>>568292685Why when I can just pick punisher and do everything better
>watch the support just run in and die to random shit>cloak has 12 death by the end of the game
>>568292750easier to bank shots and get nests
>>568292924CnD actively kill your brain cells the more you play them so I'm not surprised
>enemy team has 4 support players by the end at 1-1-4>4 of them are DPS mains>3 of them had secondary tanksI really don’t understand this retarded refusal to swap to tank
Any advice for Thor? I feel like I picked a bad time to try learning him because all of the healsluts are busy trying to keep Devil Dino from dying
>>568293114im already gonna give up on ranked because holy fuck my matches have been significantly worse then just doing QP
>deadpool jumping on my head>jumping on my head>just jumping on my head>pop my ult cuz this guy just keeps jumping on my head>he sees this ult as an excuse to keep jumping on my head>keeps jumping on my head>jumping on my head>jump jump jump jump>my ult ends, cooldowns are back>Freeze him midair>clap him back to spawn>type "loser"Get a life, jeeze. So annnoying wtf.
>>568293873like your cock head? wtf
beat captain coach and i actually feel guiltysurprisingly enough he's in celestial iii, last season he was stuck in gm for a while
>>568292924Yeah I genuinely think if I had 5 clones and we queued up together we could make it to Eternity. The luck factor in matchmaking is extra retarded in this game because half of the people aren't in the rank they're supposed to be in and the other half are watching Netflix while playing
>>568293925yeah deadpool players are so messed up
>>568293873Did it feel good though?
>>568294025hope you used protection, they are riddled with aids
>>568292685>>568292973Iron Man can get easier angles on nest and has a better Ult/overall utility for a splash damage spammer.
>>568293873guh
>>568294120It's not aids, it's just has cancer!
>>568294090yessss calling someone a loser when they die 1v1 versus a healer feels excellent. (i know luna is a good dps but im literally just trying to healbot).yah he made me waste my ult but whatever we still won
>>568293946Play fighting games, then you can solo queue and just win on your own merits.Team games you need to accept that you can't play as the whole team.
Rate my strike squad
>>568294315Yup, this post is me: >>568290617I'm actually better at FPS than fightans but this game makes me 3x as mad as any fightan ever has with the sheer number of retards in game. Outside of the occasional cheater or lag switcher, most fightan losses at least feel fair/deserved.
Soon
>>568294681season 10 FOR SURE 200k players EASY
>>568276941Like this?
>>568293946i learned this years ago from playing dota, its why i hate ranked in team games if your not a stack
Is the cheating only happening on PC?
>>568294989No, that just looks tumorous
>>568296094How big should they be then?
>>568294989>>568296135To small. Need to be bigger.
>>568295759lol yes
>>568295759It’s much harder to do on console like with most games so pretty much
If they're gonna start giving MK maskless skins can they at least give him actual face animations
>SVP with consolefag teammates>SVP with consolefag teammates>SVP with consolefag teammates>bot gamei refuse to believe shitters actually enjoy qp
>>568296192How much bigger?
>>568296818obsessed
>>568296968I can still see her head arms! BIGGER!
Do you also need to play for several hours to warm up properly? I feel like I completely forget how to play and have to re-learn it every day. When I first boot up the game I aim like some permastuck Bronze III player, missing almost every shot. I have to queue qp for a few hours before I start to play well enough to not throw my GM matches. Is this normal or am I retarded?
>>568296968Is this a mod or are you just editing the image>>568297513Only takes one game for me. If I queue for a few hours that's my entire session, I dunno how you keep playing after a multi-hour warmup lol
>>568297513I go into to practice and if I can hit consistent headshots with Hela I just play
>>568297513Warming up is good player talk. Me at my best and at my worst are basically the same.
>>568297513I log in, I queue ranked, I fuck around in the practice range while waiting for my matchThat's all the warm up I do
>>568297636It's a mod, also for this skin as well
Post Rogue lewds
>>568299206
>>568297513I only need to warm up when I want to play psy, and even then my practice routine is pretty short. I am definitely not playing psy into this meta, so it’s whatever anyway.
We need more hot racing women
>>568300809Psy is pretty good in this meta though?
We need more hot racist women
We need more Jewish representation
>>568301252whos the semen demon on the bottom right?
>>568301378For christian funerals?
Gooning to Venom
>>568301509Black Cat
>>568301378Thing skin made of soap bars
>>568301629lol it looks ntohing like her
>>568301252We need sexy ones like the Thor one
The Director is an OC donut steel so why the fuck doesn't she have a new skin yet?
>20 minute queue time>stomp the enemy in 3 minutes>they surrender round 2>10 minute queue time>we get stomped round 1>we surrender round 2 for a total of 5 minutes playtime>sitting in queue again already approaching 10 minutesIt's never been more over
First time I've ever played a hero shooter and I have no idea what I'm doing so I'm going full healslut until I get an idea of how to act properly.
>>568302374Rivals is not the game where playing support teaches you how to play the game
>>568301346Psy doesn’t do shit into the dinosaur, dd or black cat. To many heroes that she doesn’t interact with super well, and in ranked I rarely get a dive tank
>>568302517Is it like baby easy mode, that gives you shitter habits?
>>568303006yes. you need to be playing DPS instead and stand around behind a pillar for most of the match and go 5 - 10 and blame your healers.
>>568303097no luna picture?
>>568303283luna sissy plays DPS luna
>game gives me some faggoty message warning me to stop quitting gamesstop putting me in forced loss games then
>>568303097Ah, what kind of racial slurs are preferable when screaming at my healers?
>>568303835Healets
>>568303006Support is by far the easiest role with the strongest and most forgiving hero selection. If you want to learn the game, play a tank. I'd recommend a dive tank instead of a frontline tank so you aren't completely reliant on incompetent supports and end up hating the game.
>>568302374A 40 year old receding hairline man typed this.
>worst player on the team shouting angrily in voice chat all gameGod I loved ranked games
>>568305235>dps doesn't use cover and dives ahead of the tanks and dies>SHIT HEALERS I AM GOING TO THROW HEAL MEMany such cases.
>>568305235Ever stop to thiink perhaps it was YOUR fault? MAYBE you are were the ISSUE! And we would have won if Pocket me and HEAL!
they call healers sissy, but it's the other classes who beg for heals like a sissy bitch
>>568305235first time?
>Your pre-selected teamYour reaction?
>>568305758>turn on music>type in a slur with the bypass>turn off text and voice chat>vibe out on ultron
>>568305758lock in SG and emote in spawn for my duo until he cums while jeff watches. spider goes 3-11.
>>568305729>need healing!>need healing!>need healing!>look at where he's at>he's so far away he's playing on a different mapKWASB
>>568305758swing around since I instalocked spider-man
>>568305932>You won't follw a teammate to the ends of the earth to heal them when they got their toe stubbedSelfish...
>>568305932>teammate asks for healing>they're miles away from the objective, deep in the enemy team's pussy trying to solo them happened to a bud of mine once
>play any flying hero>become completely non-existent to healers
>>568306171*punches you*Shut up Luna sissy.
>>568305758That's still winnable4 dps none of them good and none of them switching is where I draw the line
>>568306402Fly where they can see you retardThe hardest place for them to find you is above and behind them at the same time, now guess where all Iron Man players hover
>>568305758>MK, Hawkeye, & Magik bansI'd realize I'm in gold and team comp literally doesn't matter.
>have a good game>want to save the highlight>check favs>highlight doesn't show up>okay>play game again later>have another good game>want to save the highlight>that highlight shows up>but the one from hours ago still isn't there?????why do some of my highlights not show up?
>>568306402>flying strong man begs for healing>he hovers directly over my fucking head making me look around like a dumb bitch
>>568306520I'm playing Ultron nigga I will get killed in 2 milliseconds if I am on the frontline
this DD must have hated me all match
>>568306613Then don't frontline you tremendous faggot?
>>568307296Yeah I'm not on the frontline and I'm still getting shot that was kinda my point in the first place
>>568306646nigga bullying a brown bronze dd in qp
Yoink!
Gimme that luck
what ARE you aiming at?
If I focus on dive as a Magik, its pretty dumb to expect heals right? things are finally starting to click with her, think I need to just plan on running away to health packs
>>568308450how long have you been running magik?
yoink gimme blac cawk!
>>568308527Ive spent the last 2 months using her in Practice Vs AI 3*, but then I realized thats retarded and now I'm finally using her in comp to dig out of Silver again.
>>568308541I didn't know Rogue, White Fox, Mantis, Psy, Invis, Luna, Widow, Doreen, Dagger, Hela, Black Cat, Storm, Emma, Angela, Phoenix, Elsa, Magik, Peni, and Scarlet Witch posted here.
>>568308913That's only accurate for Scarlet Witch.
>>568308913I only think White Fox and Luna fit this honestly.
>>568308795i was setting up a joke where i was gonna say>it takes dive players 2 months to learn to go after health packsbut Practice vs AI is a terrible way to learn a character beyond like 3 matches to learn their kit. you need to be doing QP with her. or ranked, not like anyone else in silver and gold know what they're doing other than smurfs.
Why didn't anyone tell me my favorite Marve Character was in Rivals?
>>568309175Yeah what I do now to begin my playing is I'll go to Practice Range with 3 Lunas moving around and do that for 2-4 minutes. Then I'll do 1 vs AI match just to get match feel back. Then I go into Comp. I fucking hate Quick Match with a passion
>>5682945576/7
>>568309147Sue and Emma say this too
I like blaming the tanks when we lose because most of the time it is their fault anyway. But even if it wasn't their fault, it's just funny to make them mad. Tank players always sperg out.
>>568309362I think you're taking this way too seriously. A warm up in Practice Range should be enough, honestly. QP can be annoying but it's the best place to get better on a char without any real stakes. You can turn off VC or text chat if it's that bad.
>>568309483Same, last tank player got so mad he ended up finding me and treid to rape me. But I main Luna Snow, so you know I kicked his ass.
>>568305807>slur bypassTeach me your ways
>>568309507nah, I can't fucking stand Quick Match. too many spics and trannies not giving a fuck or total shit at a game. whats the point in killing 1-2 supports in a dive if my team is still just dying non stop
>>568309362Peak Eternity right here.
>struggling to make it from GM1 to celestial on tank>ask myself how anyone climbs on this role>look up popular tank streamers>they all have some beginner guides aimed at gold players but no advanced tips for higher ranks>look at their live gameplay>all of them have a sub 50% winrate solo>they only climb when duo queuing with a hardcarry dps playerwell ok then
>>568310053this goes for everyone in celestial btw. you just figured out how broken duo queuing is.
>>568310053Are you stupid bitch? We all climb to Cel with a duo, be it Supp/Tank or DPS. I think only elboy is masochistic enough to climb alone.
If you aren't solo queuing did really earn that climb up the ladder?
>>568310148I made it to GM1 99/100 on solo tankThe following loss streak was painful...
>if you are blah blah blahtales from silver
What do you call this scoreboard?
>>568310826Avengers, ASSEMBLE!
>>568310053Tank tax. You get less points than dps or healers for winning.
>>568301252Those skins are so trash in game though and lunas is just her default skin recolored lol
Stop staring.
>>568311628This skin has the biggest juiciest booty in the game I do double takes when I see her jumping around
>>568311628take all my 4 inches maam
>>568312185Making me jelly with how much meat your swinging...
indian hours have begun
>>568312629well now that you're here, yeah
>>568312629What, my dick being small means I'm indian or something? I'm just a fucking indian to you is that how it is!?
Aaaaaand just like that the thread is about Indians again. Really not beating the obsessed allegations
oh god this faggot is back
>>568305741let me guess, divetard?
>>568313275Ok, post a picture of the Indian(s) inside your house right now with timestamp.
You are the constant
>>568314074I don't play the game
>>568314343I wasn't talking about that.
You can't expect to win 'em all.
>>568314074Der ewige Inder
>>568314074nope game is a dice roll of stacks versus randos like all online games
>>568311101>lunas is just her default skin recoloredits literally not
Why is Mantis' GOTG3 skin slightly more expensive than other purple rarity skins?
There has to be some kinda matchmaking based damage reduction there's no way these DPS' have ZERO final hits
>>568315280cope you got scammed kid
>>568315713MCU tax
>>568315713princess feet tax
>>568316491ballbustrix
>>568316721>>568316889ok now sue's feet?
we love a little schizo meltie
Jeff status?
>>568316941
>>568316310oh no whatever shall i do! guess i'll use my cool new skin and get lots of MVPs in quickplay! aw jeeze! what a bummer!
>>568317835thank you <3 luv me some black meat white feet combo
>>568318019based lol same
>>568317636Just another day at the office…
>>568310148I got to celestial solo with iron fist in his worst season
>doing too well in 18v18>game randomly throw you on a 3rd world server where you can't even connect a shot and get killed by ghostseomm not even trying to be subtle anymore, huh?
>>568318647Uncheck high ping servers you dumb RETARD
>>568318737I only have one, retard!! the game forced a switch
hidden profile niggers are the whiniest bitches
>ellatinxgian
>>568305235I have to wonder what it’s like totally lacking a sense of self awareness like that. If I’m having a particularly bad game I couldn’t dream of behaving like that.
>>568312772That’s exactly what it means>>568312629Triggered them ROUGH
>>568318019there’s no “black meat” in that image sanjay stop salivating over turds for once
>another deleted indian image dump with some added gore to boot Never change /mrg/
>Black meatDo you guys really over cook your stake?
I take my foreskin raw and adrenochrome fresh
>stakeSaar…
when are we getting fun heroes?
>>568323825Jesus. I've never opened a comic book before. Is this what comics are?
>>568324008>Is this what comics are?for a while, yes... we still recovering from the woke-pandemic and rivals is leading the way
>>568324182Mainstream Comics were dogshit before woke
nah, they were bland, but not "dogshit" (same with video games)
>>568308541Calm down saar we’ll get you some soon
>nah, they were bland, but not "dogshit"
>>568326372That's the Ultimate universe which came before the ANAD period of comics and was created as a reaction to 9/11
Marvel comics were leading the charge for wokeness they opted into that shit earlier than any other nerd hobby
I've played 5 games today and I've had 4 losses and 1 draw
racist black cat skin video today
racing*
We should kill all troona snow players. We'd still have invis and dagger so it's all good
>enemy team does literally nothing>just standing in main leftclicking>my team falls over and dies>no cooldowns necessary>get full held so long the enemies start ulting out of boredomI love skill based matchmaking
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIBAGFUAWBGUAIGFUJSBGUHDSGSGKUEFHKJDSBGUEGSU, I HATE MY TEAM AND MYSELF! KJVBSEGHAIOGAF. DEATH TO ALL SPIDEY , BW AND SCARLET PLAYERS I HOPE YOU BURN TO DEATHHHHHHHi apologize for that small outburst of anger, from now on i accept my fate as a support player. i will not be tanking anymore(unless my teammates prove worthy) and dps is out of questioni guess i am a heal kitten now
>>568328069order pink cage
>>568328069 you hate spidey? good news! playing support requires you to kill him every 14 seconds! keeps your aim sharp
>if Luna cycles her shift and right click, there’s only ever a 6 second window where she isn’t self healingWhat a broken fucking whore of a character
>>568324008yes, it's been bad since 2007.
>>568328069you belong to spider-bvlls.
Why can’t I have the gundam skin while keeping the default peni look? school girl peni is so lame. I like the pigtails and onesie. This is seriously pissing me the fuck off. Guess I shan’t be buying.
>>568329557Ey bro shes not even in the mech bro chill bro
Rank the dive DPS from your most favourite to least favourite.1. Spidey2. Panther3. Iron fist4. Black Cat5. Daredevil6. Magik7. Psylocke
the only one of those characters i've played is psylocke
>>568328557ykw it might be a pipeline if i think about itcan only support = failed male >>568328961pretty much this, i do kill him alot but he is just so quick and i hate it when he is able to fly away with 2 hp after i beat the shi out of him>>568329541ykw the whole reason i am playing this forsaken game again is because my friend(dive only dps/tank) wants me to rank up so we can play together. so you are right in one way or another.also just after writing this thread, i insta locked support and won with the most heals and least deaths in the whole lobby.heck most of my mvps are supports too, ig god was giving me signs
Spiderman noir is about to come out hopefully there's a peni easter egg somewhere
why is the director not barefoot? foxes don't wear shoes.
What state do you think our beloved capeshit tf2 will be in next year? Better or worse?
>>568330932Much worse as it’s been over a year and it’s made clear they don’t really care about the balance nor health of the overall game as long as the skin economy keeps printing money
I’m going to die of old age before we get classic skins for Spidey, Wolverine, Deadpool, and Cyclops.
I’m going to die of old age before we get barefoot skins for White Fox and Elsa.
>>568330932It’s currently in the worst state it’s ever been in thanks to Dino. It was serviceable before him but now the game is genuinely unplayable for non-Dino tanks except Peni, and the bitch was already a powerhouse before him.
>>568330932It will only get worse as long as zhiyong and danny are employed
>Rivals will never have PaulIt's over....
>>568331486but ant man movie was quite popular?
I don’t get the feet obsession. I guess it’s a degradation thing or whatever
Devil dino MVPs are so hard to get this is like my second one after 25 hours played
>>568331558indians have a goddess who steps on men
>>568324008It's what comic books have always been.
>>568330932Better. I'm not a manchild caring about balance and matchmaking. The heroes feel good to play and look good, and in a year from now there will be even more.
>>568331785>Is trueWhat the fuck lmao. That’s interesting
>>568327363>>568329428>>568329541based
>>568331486Over for brown shitposters true (and that’s a good thing) (here’s why)
One more day boyos. Can't wait.
>>568331785That explains so much. Wow. Thanks for telling us this.>>568331831Grim if true.
ass!
>>568332640Bass fish
>>568332836need my face buried in there
>>568333186the director doesn't have time for that
>>568330932>More fuck ass goon skins to distract from the underlying problems.>More patch notes that are just number adjustments that feel like it was written by AI.>Tank players still getting the shaft in terms of balance and point gains.>Still no solo queue option and the fuck ass bot matches.>Still no new maps for 18v18.I can see the pattern recognition with Zhiyong
I'm having the time of my life with Rivals due to my new PC stabilizing performance while everyone calls this season dogshit
>>568332626Comic books have always been affected by the politics of the era they are created in.
>>568333319thought they were gonna kiss. they should have.
>>568331234Failed the IQ test
>>568333319>solo queue optionwhy would you want that
>>568333381What new PC? Also people are miffed that a tank actually needs to be counter picked and divetards are expected to play poke instead of dive 24/7.
>>568333381This is how it feels to play iron fist right now
>>568332278Logically they should be getting raped. Weird cover.
>>568333837based rapepost
>>568332278stupid comic, the soulsword would instantly delete hulk's magic or whatever the fuck is powering him
>>568333507>why would you want thatBecause stackfags and people getting boosted are gay as hell, while you're stuck tard wrangling your dipshit randos and little Andy running it down again as Spider-man who's not in voice chat.
>>568333507Stacknigs need to fuck off, I'm tired of getting them on my team and they refuse to cooperate with anyone else; on the other team, they're always perfectly coordinated with themselves and the rest of the team to the point they just steamroll right over everyone else and the match lasts like 3 minutes. That's not fun at all.
When are they adding the game's first canonical rapist?
>>568333934that only works on ‘magic’ and hulk’s weird gamma voodoo isn’t that
>>568333315but i've been a good boy
>>568334140we'll see, fuckboi
>>568334219well help lighten her workload a little bit. did you get MVP? no? the director got it AGAIN? tsk tsk. are you really going to let her keep doing all of the work?
just did some other games of support and jeez i keep winning/performing greati just lost one game, cuz we had 6/9 spidey with the name smt along the lines of "xego69x" and when we asked him why yo kept using spider he said "i was doing good but healers werent healing me"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO HEAL YOU IF YOU ARE GETTING ANHILATED IN THE ENEMY BACKLINE, I LITERALLY WENT WHITE FOX TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR DUMBASS and 6 of his kills were just ult kills.i dont really hate spidey players i just hate how their character plays like and just the half of its playerbase. either you will have THE peter parker or uncle ben in your lobby. rant overt.guy who has accepted his fate as a support main
>>568334518good girl
Just lost an easy win because nobody on my team wanted to heal and everyone seethed at each other to go healing but nobody did
>>568334057backoff, sissy
>>568334518now watch hypno sissy
would season 1 jeff break the game?
>>568334908No but he would be fucking annoying
>>568334662Get your hands off the Wolverine’s fuck toy damn flying lizard
>>568334518>t.guy who has accepted his fate as a support mainlol i'm sure the tank slot is always available.
>>568334518yea yea, just stand still when I get my pre-game humps in like a good healkitten
>>568334995kinda regret not playing him when he was that overpowered.
>>568334662Storm comes out in 9.0, what's her kit?
>>568334908He would just be current Jeff but worse
>>568334908he already did, why do you think he was ner- reworked? they did the same with thor (he was the best brawler tank)
>>568335649>He would just be current Jeff but worsehttps://youtu.be/KT6Q36eggfI?t=82>unlimited dive>12 right clicks>insta heal with bubbles and healing overtimeseason 1 jeff was literally thanos
>>568336543Season 1 Jeff was a meme that only worked because of the larger population of dogshit players Besides, if you wanted to play a flank support these days, you have characters like Luna, Gambit, and White Fox that would do it better
>Customization added for the gacha Daredevil skinhttps://x.com/marvelrivals/status/2059288452764418532not bad
double g works quick..
>>568336987yet the director is still yet to be unshod.
>>568336712>Season 1 Jeff was a memekeep coping, shitter
>>568337243she's getting new savage skin post 8.5 minipass, wendigo fox form and barefoot shaman skin
>>568337329Extremely embarrassing post
>>568337518You ain't an OG Jeff main, gtfo brownoid
>>568337364please tell me you're not fucking with me, anon
>>568336987Took them long enough
>>568336881>>568336987I will now buy your skin
>>568337875I highly suggest you kill yourself
>>568338645you ain't white, goblino
>>568335193i did used to play both support and tank till few hours ago and all my matches and teammates were shit. both my and my teammates fault(teamates more tho). AND TANKING IS SO MISERABLE. i watch both bogur and flats and went "yay, i can tank too". played tank, it was fun but as i stepped out of bronze i saw why its called the "miserable" role. i did learned cap, thor and rogue tho might play them if i get a decent team.its just nobody knows how to play support and which support to play and when to play that specific hero. in my last tank game i had an adam/ultron while we were getting fucking rolled and a teamate left. they kept forcing the characters which arent working. and even when i am tanking idk why but my stupid supports always somehow manage to stand beside me for no good reason. so i just did a "i'll do it myself" and became a supp main. people underestimate the role and dont know how to play it.and i think there has to be some sort of matchmaking gimmick where it assigns you the team based on what roles you play the most>>568334646>>568334746>>568335201>4chan groomer gangand here it goes....
>>568338869also i am about to buy my first battle pass, the skins are too good this time
>>568338725Post skin color and time spent playing Jeff or gtfo
>deranked from GM1 to dia1unironically gonna kill myself
>>568338645>hairy as helldo NOT let venom or thor anon see this
>>568339023I'm not an insecure attention whore goblino like you, stay salty like your mom's ass
>>568338869>where it assigns you the team based on what roles you play the mostIt does. It was explained in a dev vision months ago.
>>568336987>He actually bought that shitYou are what's wrong with the game.
>>568341070Peni is so molestable
>>568340809sauce for that?
>>568341070i'm so glad they added an emote where we can actually see Peni. that's such a good feature that i can't believe it took them over a year to add it.
>>568339782I'll have you know that anon's mom's ass is sexy as fuck
>>568340809ah i did heard about it through some video didnt knew how true it was, so more of a reason why i should mainly stick to support with a dash of tank.i wanted to flex more but i just cant
>>568341070
>>568337932He is fucking with you (he’s gay like that)>>568341069Yup
>>568341070Finally. Now we can see what Edward/Peter breeds every night in all its splendor. This just makes me more upset that there isn’t a de-mech mechanic for her.
It's really weird but I guess I became a Peni main
>>568341070nice to see those cheeks more often, but I still want a roam around mode
>>568342257so basically tf2 engineer gaming
>squirrel girl player keeps whining at me to switch off cap on attack, we only two ticks>he literally tells me that cap is the worst tank in the game>tries to surrender on defense and the healers also want to as well >end up winning with ace and mvp and also matched his finalsHow do you make it to celestial and not know that Cap is S tier
Marvel Rivals is gonna have a collab, and (you) get to pick the character!It can be from DC, Game Series, or even anime. What would be (you)r ideal pick!
>>568343061>he literally tells me that cap is the worst tank in the gametales from silv->to celestialjesus...
>>568339396Nevermind I ranked up again we are so back boys
>>568342335They'll probably add a legendary transparent armor skin that fudges Peni's proportions to show her off.
>Dino one of the most fun tanks in the game if not the current most fun and does the literal job of tanking and pulling aggro the best>"NOOOO NERF HIM INTO BEING DOGSHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT HE'S TOO STRONG"and people wonder why nobody likes picking tankwhy don't they just buff every other tank up to his level, let Magneto fly or have a superjump or something so his shitty little levitate can actually get some use or give Strange an actual magic system
>tfw waiting on the Black Cat legendary showcaseI don't give the fuck about some blind bastard with sticks. WHERE'S THE TITS!?
>>568341070finally we can see what the blade be fuckin every night nigga!!!
>>568344230Noted. Patch update will make Black cat into a pretty man with a fat ass.Thank you for your feedback.
>>568342816Idk I've just been having a lot of fun playing her, I think I played her for like 20 games straight She's also cute
>>568334662zamn Storm looks like THAT?!!!
>>568334662I love chocolate so much...
my pp already leaks every time i see urban predator cat i don't know if i can handle formula r
>>568286031I look like this
>>568345264Armpit pics??
>>568338645based jeff god
>>568345264asshole pics?
>>568344610>Whoa, why are the skins not selling anymore?!Netease is flawed, but their not 'Western Dev' retarded.
>>568345264Personality pics?
>>568345264Tummy pics?
>>568344171Other tanks should be buffed to compete at his level, not even necessarily in terms of damage but in the ability to tank for their teams
This sucks, I'm finally doing my placement games and I'm gonna end up in silver, and what I've learned from it is somehow dps players in silver do less damage and get less kills then supports5/6 of my games I had to solo tank and somehow we still don't do damage with 3 fucking DPS every game
>>568346647those brown subhuman dps players are the "people" complaining about Luna Snow being to strong kek
>perfect chance to make a mini series each season>don'tI fucking hate that all we get is a shitty "infinity comic" to fill the holes from the game (and blade's)
Does combining Star Lord and Gambit ults allow Star Lord to kill through support ults?
>>568336987Now give Unworthy Thor his fucking axe
>>568344525lame ass low effort copycat jeet post
>>568346143Ass is 25% larger and you can slap it on the menu, this will attract newcomers.
>>568344525Pity peni, she has to clean the mech suit because blade won't stop fucking it...
>>568346797I normally don't give a shit since I'm confident solo tanking as Peni, but after 3 rounds our black cat has 1 final hit and less damage then rocket, there's a fucking problem
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pVZiJk6peYw
>>568348398niggahttps://x.com/MarvelRivals/status/2059318657793065076
>>568286031Sex with blondes
>>568347523Why is he like that? First he was fucking dogs and now machines? So lame…
they actually made a model for her?
>moon girl's 3d model confirmed
>>568343123Homelander for the interactions, James Heller for the gameplay, Hellsing’s Alucard for both
>>568315713it's where all the bimbo mantis skins come from
>>568348835>>568348861Time for Cyclops to BLEACH the nigglet Shaniqua.
>>568348835>>568348861Yeah she's his ult
>>568348835she cute
>>568346647very relatable currently in silver 1 and omg the dps are so bad, i get it not everybody can be good but there is smt called switching and they never do it .moreover instead if killing squishies they keep shooting the tank despite the fact that their hero aint killing the dino/thing/hulk quickly and keep feeding enemy ult charge. and this creates alot of opportunities for the enemy team.and seems like they do not know what peeling is and expect the tanks to take care of the healers 24/7 like smt like the frontline exist. in low elo everyone just wants that tiktok worthy clip and forget whats the point of the game and thats so annoying. recently had a solo tanking thor in my game. ik solo tanking as thor is not easy but he was playing like a fat dps rather than a tank and kept dying. it was so frustrating and nobody tried to help him by going second tank and then i lost AGAIN.this game should take a test/quiz before a new account joins to test the mental capacity of the player.rant over
>>568344525i dont get the joke, is blade x peni a ship or smt?
>>568348668
>>568349564No, Peni is canonically being preserved for Miles
vanguard confirmed
>>568322362I don't like tapeworms
>>568349970Foot slut confirmed too
>>568349892Miles only does his own thing.
>>568349402now post the full uncensored.
>No, Peni is canonically being preserved for Miles
>>568346647Go fourth DPS. In silver you're either a dps that runs the lobby or a healer who healbots your retards.
>>568350234you know what's even more pathetic than pasty ass white incels?blackcels
>>568349892Blade is so kind to look after his lil niggas cloak and miles
>>568350337this is the exact reason why i am practicing my aim on luna rnif my dps aint doing it, might as well i do their job
SOON...
Does tankpool just suck now or is it me? Feels like you can't do anything without DPIYA or ult and even then they just make him ok. I feel like Thor has much more of an impact in a game.
>>568350962I fear he’s just going to be the inevitable skin for Peter in 8.5
You play support, because you're a gooner.I play support, because all of you are too retarded and I'm a gooner.We're not the same.
>>568350337The 1 game I managed to play dps was playing Magik and no matter how much I killed shit we couldn't do anything, then I looked and saw my cloak with 14 deaths and they said Hela was diving them all game and when I asked when and how the fuck did Hela dive them they muted me
>>568351267We're fifty percent the same.
27min till b.cat's legendary skin preview!
He will be a mobile vanguard/strategist who will have an ult that paralyzes people.
>>568351240They’ve confirmed that Miguel will be his own character when he gets added iirc
>>568330932>next yearlol all the browns are leaving for GTA so its ggs
What if cyclops is a split role similar to mr f. A vanort if you will.
>>568348835>>568349080based
>>568343123I would hate them doing an actual crossover... But if i had to then i want to play as a jojo character. Ideally Johnathan, Joseph, or Jotaro
>>568329557you just like that peni because of her tight, fat ass
>>568351514Source?
>>5683431232b will somehow end up in rivals
>>568331856based bronze warrior
>>568343123Juri Han!!!
>>568351514>>568352285No such thing was confirmed pretty sure. If it was I’d love to see a source too.
>>568349564South Asians are the “joke”
>>568336987>fixes cosmetics> won't fix matchmaking> Won't perm-ban serial throwers> won't optimize the gameKEK
>>568341069nah nigga i just have gachagods on my side100 unit skin 4 me
>>568342335peni will get a stripper dance emote like mantis/magik this summer, trust
>>568348861lol
>>568349851>this skin with the nutcracker emote
>>568349851We know, Rocket.
Infernus Magik when
Who cares about this shit map for a dhit mode literally no one plays anymore. Show the Black Cat skin already. POST BOBS AND VAGENE NOW
>>568353435nice
>used to hate luna for being industry plant>now playing luna i have become what i hated the most
>>568351035They fucked his guns, so he is a lot worse. This also has indirect impact on his gun ult, since your pick potential is worse. Pick dpspool, he is better in comparison
>>568353612I only learned recently she was an actual marvel character and not a rivals OC
>>568351035"tankcucks had their fun" said zhiyongdps & healpool are now the preferred picks
>>568354009she's an OC from Future Fight that made it into the comics
all comic book characters are OC's you fucking retards.
>>568348835This brat needs to be corrected
Bait post. Dont reply
We need more zest in this game.
Why’d they make her hips like that?
>lose game>look at replay>champion Luna playing on controllerBro must've had hundreds of hours on her and couldn't hit his shots
>>568354698handlebars
black women look like this
If they want people to like storm they need to put her tokon design as a skin for rivals
>>568354009She was apart of the Agents of atlas who are pretty much purpose made for games like this>>568348861Everyone is thinking the same
>used to hate luna for being an industry plant>now playing heri have become what i used to hate
So no Black Cat preview today?
>>568355101What they need to do is reboot her nasty ass high and mighty ego. We need 90s-era cartoon dramatic and wise Storm.
>>568355306saving best for last
>>568354698uhh like what
>>568348863>>568352175
>>568354640Me on the left
>>568355370first thing they need to do is fire the old hag voicing her, sounds awful & worse than rogue (voiced by a 70 year old)
There's something very satisfying about solo tanking as a brawl tank against the Dino and winning. Genuinely fuck that busted piece of shit. I was genuinely excited because when he was first announced because playing a Dinosaur seemed fun and his moveset looked fun too but goddamn he's just so fucking busted.
>>568355101If they want me to like Storm they shouldnt make her feel awful to play
>>568351514>>568352285>>568352494not a source on Miguel, but i tried looking it up and the closest thing i got was confirmation that if Miles and Gwen were ever added, they would also be their own characters and not just skins - so, by proxy, Miguel would be his own character tooi think the Rivals philosophy is skins are meant to be the same character. so, if She-Hulk was added, we still wouldn't get a Red She-Hulk skin because they're two different characters. Lady Loki is fine because she's still the same Loki. Living Tribunal's fine because, in an alt world, Adam Warlock became Living Tribunal. Miguel's playstyle would be similar to Peter, but he isn't literally Peter, so if they ever add him, he's going to be his own character. picrel is the source (the user is an exec producer on the game)
>>568356294Thats not what "by proxy" means.
>>568356024i hate his ugly as fuck look, killed all the hype i had for him
>>568356789ohhhh check out Einstein ova hea
>>568348835>>568348861She was in the 3d trailer you fools. How is this news?
>>568356831Youre retarded, congrats.
>>568355473Her hip to waist ratio is insane
which rivalsfu do you guys wish was ur mom
Reminder, it's canon Dino is autistic.
>>568357007needy pup needs correction~~!!!
>>568357127I like the mom I already have but thanks for asking I guess
>>568357108Unironically kill yourself.
>>568357176do you for real wanna fuck that thing?
>>568357108that's a child
>>568357373Out of ten!
So is dino/rocket/jeff just our yordles or what
>>568356931she wasn't in the game, retard
>>568356024He's trash, imagine thinking he's good when you can solo tank with something he "should" be good against and still win, he's the Wanda and Rocket of tanks, he does nothing of value beyond being easy to play and harder to counter, though Wanda isn't doesn't even get the "harder to counter".
>>568354698Why is she looking at me like that
>>568356831I really wanted a more realistic and vicious dinosaur. But I guess the one we got has more appeal, and will sell more skins
>>568357127Sue so i could impregnate her
>>568357007I like when he does the smug face :)
>>568357637>easy to playMaybe in Bronze or on console. If you're even above metal ranks your skillcheck becomes not exploding the moment you stick your head out.
>>568354698Black cunny is best cunny.
>>568357858Yes just like Rocket and Wanda he requires more of other skills to do anything at higher ranks, if a Rocket can't do basic positioning or survive dive he's doing nothing, if Wanda can't flank she's doing nothing, if Dino can't manage his head, he's doing nothing.
>>568357108That's a 10 year old
>>568357328That particular anon is probably just joking, but I do.
>>568358280Out of 10!
>>568358280/10
>even when its ugly, the pedos still cant shut upNo wonder this place is dying.
>>568357127the one who does mom ntr
>>568357529You thought they made a model just for a trailer? Don't be dense. She's going to show up in Dino mvps and emotes.
>>568358401Cumming on his feet while he sleeps
>>568358685they can just not put it in the game, stop being a retard
>>568354640Every man and woman was designed to me you horny, why is rivals trying to make everyone jerk off?
>>568354640westernpowerscolonizingchinacirca1839.jpg
>>568359281Wtf!? I LOVE colonization now!
>>568359117Sex sells, unlike capeslop in 2026.
>>568353494Plenty of people play doom mode.
>>568359694Damn, bitch, how many plastic surgery operations did you get?
>>568359694god i love BBL luna
>>568359694
>>568359694she looks like she fucks fans
>>568356024Oh what happened?, I thought having a funny red dinosaur in the game was fun and healthy for the casual side of things, and not like shitting on every other tank besides Emma and Peni, and making you depend on your shitty DPS even harder.
>>568343123Dispatch. The collab needs to at least be somewhat related to super-heroes at its core.
>>568355681thus. her voice is ugly as hell. doesn't matter how hot you make her the moment she talks all dicks go flaccid.
>>568359694I want to impregnate Luna
>>568360454emma...
>>568360363Well, Blade has Luna's music on his slaylist, so she definitely fucks at least one fan. Every night.
>>568359694Korean women aren't built like this
>Black Widows asking for help for over a year now>Genuine radio silence>Daredevil fags complain about flames and billy clubs>Fixed in less than a weekOkay, so they either know and don't care because they filled the obligatory 'sniper' archetype without having it ruin the game, or they've got a rework that's been stewing for months (This is cope)
>>568360728There's zero % chance they don't have something planned for Widow in the pipeline. It's just a matter of when, not if it'll ever actually be implemented.
>>568360728i tried playing Widow for the first time for the Doomsday event and i seriously wondered why anyone would ever want to play her. seriously, she has like three moves in her base kit and one of them is just running
>>568360873Meet potential hero
>>568357373Those are polygons
>>568359694How often does Angela sexually harass Luna?
>>568358657based and that's emma, angela, rogue, hela, sue, and white fox.
>What if Cyclops was BETRAYED and TRAPPED 1000 years in the future, where ALCHEMAX'S rule is LAW?!
>>568360728Ive been asking for a button to press for over a year and all I got was my only fun button nerfed.
>>568360708wrong
>>568361387Cyclops is out there somewhere....
>>568360728>don't care because they filled the obligatory 'sniper' archetype without having it ruin the game, That's literally what it is. The game would be (more) miserable to play if she was good and they know this.
>>568359694Luna the SEX
>>568361330hot... time to make another folder
>>568361698the only way I've seen them achieve this is via surgery or outbreeding, there aren't any actual native korean women with all that.
>>568361971This. Widow can only be dogshit or oppressive hitler. The other way to avoid either is be reworked away from being a sniper
>Play QP>Get payload defense for the fourth time in a row>Team is getting farmed by fucking Torch of all characters >I have the audacity to leave another predetermined match>Hit with a 15 minute penalty Does NetEase want me to play the game or not holy shit
>>568361698divechad property
>>568361698built for NTRing supportchads
>>568362276What if as a sniper she labotimized players, this reverses the controls.Fixed.
We're all buyin the Hot Toys Jeff, right?
>another game, another underperforming spideyI don't wanna be one of those support players and ik that character is difficultBUT GOD DAMN IT, PLZ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, EITHER DO SMT OR SWITCH THERE IS NO SHAME IN SWITCHING WHEN THE ENEMY TEAM IS COOKING YOUrant over>>568354640I agree, although all male characters are made in such a way that even the gays can enjoy themt.guy who has accepted his fate as a support main>>568354640
>>568362965>cant fuck itNo.
>>568360873But a year of nothing anon. Blade had a few tweaks on his numbers for seasons, but the devs didn’t even try to buff her fire rate by a little or something. And with the “playing for the vibes” sticker, how can someone not just assume the devs like her current power level?
>>568362762She does this already
>>568362712my thoughts exactly
>>568363057Also I wanted to add that I have noticed the quality of teammates is better in the day time. I am not saying all players found in day time are great but the difference is there. What do you guys think might be the reason?
>>568363168Because Widow as she is now, would be cancer to play against if she were anything ever resembling good. You can't tweak or numbers without a complete rework of her kit, as sad as that is to say.
>>568360676sorry but i'm now thinking about how chuuni blade and luna's kids would be>half black half korean so they're guaranteed to be a weeb, definitely into webtoons too>also half vamp half human>hot blooded like blade but also ice cold like luna>probably obsessed with kpop demon hunters tooand you know blade won't stop at just one kid either he'd pump at least half a dozen in luna
>>568363634Half the cast is pretty cancer to be fair. Just nerf her damage to 150, and increase the fire rate to around hela. This way widow will be the best long range sniper specifically. Any real changes is preferable, than nothing at this point in time
>>568356294We’ve known this since forever. It’s not what the original poster claimed.
>>568363178Yeah, they patched it in. No need to thank me, kind anon. My job here is done.
>>568362712something is wrong with you>>568362158you haven’t seen enough then
>>568356831Pretty much. I guess they wanted the Jeff audience though.
>>568359281>>568359406literally this!!! more posts like this!!!!
>>568362965Is it free?
>>568363057u should become an avatarfag so u don't need to sign your posts anymore... Of course I can tell its u just by the way u type so it doesn't make much difference to meee :>>>568363361players are better during the day because those are employed ppl who had a day off or something and they are looking to fill it with some fun-fun rivals. they like the game and care about it and want to improve. night time is degen hours aka n00bz who don't care about improving and just endlessly chain-queue (many /mrg/ anons are in this category so don't take anything u read here serious)
>>568355681Her and that other bitch i forget the name of both need a voice rework yeah>>568360406Good choice good kino
>>568360406That game was super cringe tho
>>568361387They are setting up his son's appearance
>>568366405no it wasn't, it's cheesy, not cringe (cringe would be something like mixtape)
>>568365115>>568365115>avatarfagNever really did avatarfagging, how do I do that? I did some namefagging a while ago but got bored>Of course I can tell its u just by the way u typeThe long ass rant paragraphs? >>568365115>players are better during the day because those are employed ppl who had a day off or something and they are looking to fill it with some fun-fun rivals. they like the game and care about it and want to improve. night time is degen hours aka n00bzYeah, I think this is it. Also by night every school goer, child, college student and casuals get some free time, so there is that tooAlso people become sleepy at night too!
>>568366593Finally hitscan vanguard>deadpo-no
>>568360728>play Widow>Default weapon is her batons>cool grab that makes it easy to land headshots but only at close range>dash to relocate, but you're sniper so you don't really need that speed boostShe weird
man, the only thing you guys can do is complainwhere are the straight gooner posts?
>>568366857Currently, they're on the foot meta.
>>568358457>>568358417>>568358202>>568357108>>568354606many are saying this
>>568366857be the change you want to see
>>568366723> avatarfagging, how do I do that?Just attach a White Fox image to all of your posts or something xD or whichever support you're enjoyingyou've got a certain typing style, yup yup! I could tell a post is yours from a mile away
>>568361971I don't think anyone would give a shit if they nixed the sniper all together or made her Ult the sniper but now it's not dogshit and able to one-tap for 10 seconds.Hawkeye already does sniping even better than she does.
>>568367215>I don't think anyone would give a shit if they nixed the sniper all togetherTf I would. She's the only true sniper in the game.
scott will be another 275hp poke dps with an evade/dodge ability+mk-like ricochet bs
>>568367501and blue health on all abilities?
>>568367501doesn't sound like a dive character fake leak
>>568366857Buddy, you’re inviting disaster and trouble when you say this at this point
Built for the Blade.
>divefags
BUFF DIVE
>oh you won one game in QP? can't have two of those in a row now white monkeys
>>568367953based, behead the whore
>>568368204console gamers can be good sometimes
>>568368204consoleGAWD game, btw
>>568366857See>>568367165
>>568367953don't forget about the blade's favorite!
>>568368513Nah, they are only agents of EOMM in crossplay, they only exist to balance the scales in this environment. They can turn off crossplay and we can't.>>568368529Amazing how all those console chads can't change a smoke alarm battery.
>>568366857I'm actually really happy with the game right now. I just don't like repeating myself. It's weird but just that one extra tank makes the game feel more varied for all that you're going to lock in Starlord and punisher as soon as you see him.
cat
>No teaser for the Black Cat skinIt's so over, bros...
>>568369562modeling proper pawg cheeks takes time, anon
>>568369562they forgot to add tats
>>568367213>Just attach a White Fox image to all of your posts or something xD or whichever support you're enjoyingIt's gambit, wf and luna these daysI used to play alot of invis and there is content of her too, but "used" to. I will see what I end up on. >>568367213>you've got a certain typing style, yup yup! I could tell a post is yours from a mile awayIf you say so>>568367953Nvm there is a lot content for wf too
>>568369562some nasty bugger went and popped all of our ass balloons
Would Luna's diarrhea be like liquid nitrogen? Would she need a special toilet?
I want Peni to rape me
>>568369909>Would she need a special toilet?my mouth, yes
>>568367215People are irrational apes. They hate playing against a faggot who casually domes them from across the map but would still complain if there was no sniper at all. You're not allowed to have a shootan game without a sniper. It's against the rules.
>>568369909I don't think her powers work like that, and I don't think you should be thinking about that.
>>568368204Should have bought guanguangs DD gacha skin
>>568367697Why do they keep giving this effect to dps and not tanks
>>568370284I only desire to play the Dino, Thor, or a support like Loki or White Fox these days. I'm not high IQ enough to play DD.
>>568370284>got the dd skin first roll>have less than 15 minutes on himlucky me....
>>568370643ironically dino just got it and it's one of the reasons the other tanks hate him
>>568370643Doesnt Thor have it
Would Galacta be a good girlfriend?
>>568371057i don't think a 4-inch penis can satisfy her
>>568371057
>>568370968Now see I don't hate him, I just play him now. I will be instalocking the dinosaur, no I don't have chat on, no I will not be swapping off, you will play around my jurassic jank.
>>568370686im so glad they just let Jeff and Dino dance like this
I had a dream where women were posting here, fucking horrifying.
>>568371057Just like Peni they aged her up too much
>>568371415Same.
>>568371057I need her to spit in my mouth
>>568371461good thing women hate comic books
>>568371520based hebephile
>>568371461I mean with how many women play this game in general, at least a couple of anons here have to be anonettes.
>>568371461I remember an old gen where a woman did post and she had a literal group of men who white knighted the shit out of her. Its long gone now
>>568371461there's that one femanon who avatarfags as whitefox and talks about pegging the blade spammer
>>568371461There was one women who posted pictures on here shortly after launch a few times and then vanished.
>>568371869I dont like just dogging on women but i do really hate when they complain about game culture then get pandered to by everyone playing. Now and then they have to deal with the same thing a guy does playing the game and they chinp out
>>568370643Cause its kinda clear Zhiyong hates Tanks, even I find myself instalocking dps more and more, love narrowly almost losing a 1v1 as Rogue against a Magik due to how much blue health she keeps shitting out the bed, holy fuck.>>568370968That and the fact Dino is a literal Anti-Tank displacement Tank, so bravo Netease.
>>568371461they do and they all weigh more than the average anon
>>568372019Why would you jump scare me like this?
>>568363057>t.guy who has accepted his fate as a support mainYou're bad.
this game needs a system where PC players are allowed to have a smurf account so they don't have to play with consolebabs
>>568372482She was cute, tried a little hard but cute.
>>568373283>she
>>568371057If your name is Franklin Richards sure. Otherwise you wouldn’t be able to entertain or satisfy her.
>>568370686>implying melee wanda takes iq
>>568374000Whatever it is I'm supposed to do with him I don't get it.
>>568368529PCucks deep throating that cock and holding that L. Business as usual.
>>568371661if only that were true>>568371942zero proof of that but you knew that already
>>568374187just spam, lil niggy
that's it, im first timing spiderman in ranked
we need more "insta-cast" ults like luna's
>Got a new friend into the game>playing QP with him>every match the enemy is giga sweating perfect meta comps while my team is like 4 DPS off pickswtf lol
>>568376914Those guys in the enemy team? All meI queue into QP, fill whatever is needed and tryhard like it's a rankup game
if people just arent gonna try, then i guess my only choice is to become an agent myself
>>568376914When I play QP it’s nothing but celestial faggots picking lord characters on their main role
Cat wife
>>56837691495% of QP games are decided by whichever team has the less retarded stack.
>>568374187His dash follow up always felt clunky to me personally. Interrupting me just holding down attack.
QP would be a lot more bearable if crossplay wasn't enforced
QP would be more bearable if everyone lost clothing the lower their hp was
>all the shitters are abusing ai rocket in 18v18 (pick reed and ai auto pick rocket)lol
>>568370052She's really big though, IDK if you could take all of it
Is the cheating situation really that bad? I'm in Silver I and the most I've seen is someone who might've had walls. And no, there was no Daredevil or Punisher on his team.
I am very low IQ, you'll never guess my favorite character.
I am ready to play Luna Snow!
>>568381007wut
>>568382246>>568382347
>>568382450aweeh, upset already? poor baby baby
>>568382352ai rocket ults twice per min
>no cute support main to duo with
another pctroon L love to see it
>>568382635I've got to run some tests
>>568382164I'm sure it's real but I'm also sure most of people complaining also don't ever actually deal with it, nor are even in the ranks they're saying are filled with them.
>>568382569You sound brown.
>>568383048projecting again? rajesh?
I report everyone playing hitscan who gets more than 10 final hits for cheating.
>>568382927I'm firmly of the belief that most of the cheaters in any online game are cheating in ways that aren't blatantly obvious (like walls) so I have doubts about all these reports of people who are hard locking or one shotting.
>>568382771who is that cutie?
>>568383356
>>568383527thats loki
reminder: DO NOT buy fomo skin+emoji bundles if you are f2p, just buy the skin bundle (only skins are limited-time)
>>568374187He has wall hacks. Just wait a bit, and rape the poor fucker who isolated himself. It tends to be the support who is 15 meters+ far in the back
Luna Snow is a high IQ character to use properly.
>4 dps>they blame me(tank) for losing and ask to report me
what's the best role for Cyke?
>>568381007Didnt know about this ty anon im gonna abuse now
Ultron rework when?
>>568384368> Lore-wise and how he is as a characterVanguard>the role his powers make the most sense forDuelist.
I can't wait for strategist cyclops to hit me with his healing lasers
>>568382771>no special ed tist girl who cant into humor to duo with
>>568382164What about Black Cat?>>568382164And the cheating is mostly in high ranks.
>>568384474As long as they're reworking him into a duelist. Still have no idea why they made Ultron of all characters a healer.
>>568384557He sets the portals in his eyes from the punch dimension to the heal dimension when hitting teammates.
>>568384354Post reply.
>>568372019Why do you keep those on your computer
>>568384797he's a fan
>>568384690my problem with him isn't that he's a healer, my problem is he's boring as hell to play as. maybe duelist is the way to go and making Ultron a strategist boxed him in with a shitty kit. maybe there's still a way to make Ultron fun to play while keeping him a healer. i just want him to be fun to play as.
>>5683843354lol, lmaoTo play luna you need good aim but thats about it. Her optimal gameplay loop is pretty much just sitting pretty in the backline and farming her ult (the strongest one in the game)
>>568384797Cataloguing woman sitings so everyone knows they are not a myth.
Can't believe we lost that match.
>>568384946>the ult where you're not allowed to use any abilities or fight back>strongestyeah okay
>>568384973>not even 2k healing per min on wfmany such shitty cases
who's watching avengers with the bros at time squares?
they should make emma's face less manly
>>568385560Link to full?
>>568382771No, thank you. I only trust male support players
>>568385624https://x.com/kingforever008/status/2059334836809064962?s=20
>>568385560they can't, the face is the only thing keeping her safe-horny
>>568382771is that the girl who has a shit mic and peaks her volume every time she talks
>>568385985Fuck I was hoping for a mod.
>>568385120It was amazing since it was the best relevant healer ult you could push with. Mantis doesn’t count. But then gambit came and replaced it
>>568336987About fucking time. Hope that shit applies to all the DD skins.
>>568343123Ninja Turtles since they’re basically daredevil characters
>>568344171Because you nimrod, buffing the other tanks to his level would make them absolutely annihilate DPS and support players. The only reason dinotard is so strong is because he’s so fucking big they had to make him gigabusted in the health and damage department, meaning the other tanks can’t do shit to him since their range and rate of fire and damage and sustain are shit. Dinotards are so fucking dense it’s astounding you can even figure out how put on pants in the morning.
>>568343123Kamen rider could be cool
this game will continue to be garbo until black cat is nuked into the ground
>>568356024I’ve been playing peni into him every time I see him and I just spend all game stubbing him again and again until the retard playing him switch’s off. So far dinegros take the cake for least likely to counter swap.
Can’t believe women play this game considering how quickly insults get thrown around the moment you aren’t playing well. Even I’ve had my fair share of rage filled moments.
>>568384967A noble goal>>568385560>>568386032The thing that makes it worse is they keep fucking reusing it
>>568387609they stack with their simps who defend them
whitefox is such an awful fucking designed character
Predict the dinonerfs.
>>568387609women thrive on any kind of attention
>>568387943Dino*
ALL tanks should have a minimum of 700hp if they don't come with a shield
Just got my first lord after 280 hours. I did not expect it to be this much of a grind damn.
>>568286416fucking finally
>>568387609No woman plays this game, it's all """women""".
>>568388075the shield and shield hp
>>568388386MrF has probably the worst fucking lord path in the game.>need Final Hits instead of just KOs so inherently slower on DPS in general>gets nothing for damage blocked despite eating shitloads of damage blocking and stalling for teamHe's a tank on DPS proficiency grind.
>>568387943Nice job, keep it up. I respect the Reed grinders
>>568389392oops, meant for>>568388386
>>568387609>Can't believe women play a game where they get insulted and used for freeSeriously? It's the average romance novel.
>>568387609>Even I’ve had my fair share of rage filled moments.Are you like, the pope or something?
Since the healers numbers are inflated now because the fat dinosaur is in the game, next season wouldn’t it be harder for them to mvp with the new average stat floor?
need a footjob from the director...
>>568286031A mother of 2...
>>568390027>DirectorWhy do people keep calling White Fox that?
>>568388075if dino gets nerfed before black cat i will shit
>>568390108have you not played her? she talks in third person sometimes and refers to herself as "the director"
>>568390108Play her. She's autistic and refers to herself in the third person as "Director".
>>568390125u was finna do dat anyway doe
>>568390108She calls herself that
>>568390108she directs bmaf interracial porn that she also stars in.
>>568390507yeah but it would've been purposelessnetease doesn't wanna see me when i shit with intent
>>568386870His damage and sustain is already one of the lowest of the tanks, on top of that he's the biggest target with a head bigger than most bodies. Even on the scoreboard it's only because his bleeds over time and melee AoE size that make it any high, but that doesn't mean peope are dying to it, no it just gives him and the enemy strategist ultimate charge, because even though he reduces received, he doesn't reduce his own damage's, if the enemy doesn't have a mirror Dino, do you think this character does any damage or even has any sustain, half the sustain is retarded Dino on Dino bite fests where they physically cannot kill each other because they heal for the same damage they deal to each other and the rest of their damage is the lowest of tanks, while the other half comes from him being so big that retarded strategists can't fucking miss him for once while the damage he takes is increased drastically, while the shitty low healing auto aim can't sustain him.
dinotards be like "look at how high my stats are i have the most damage in the match why am i not MVP" then turn around and make posts like this >>568390949 where they claim they do no damage
>>568389029True568390662South Asians everyone
>>568390027or a thighjob...
>>568389161Yea thats what I noticed too. When I play other heros (especially healers like white fox or invis woman) I am showered in profiency points just for existing. But with Fantastic its a full 9-to-5 and you have to scrape for every point
>>568391230that'd be good...she's a busy lady so we could do it real quick without having to undress..
>We need a shield tankWhy is this such a common go to when the dps are trash? A shield tank isn't going to make much of a difference with mediocre dps players.
>>568391532They never learned to position.
>black widow 0-2 and 2k damage in a full game>spectate him and see this fucking thing
>>568391862kek
>>568391862I’ve seen worse but kek
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel-rivals/images/c/cf/White_Fox_-_Ping_Payload_Attack_01.ogg>hear this for the first time recentlySHUT UP DUMB FOX
>>568391862They were a stack with him, you were the only one alone.
>>568391532Mag is a direct counter to retards shooting tanks all game. Dive meta started in season 7ish. The average IQ raised a bit, and players figured out you can simply just walk past him
>>568391862kek the retarded crosshairs some people have in this game crack me up saw a jeff player with a giant diamond as his crosshair last year
the fact that u can see other ppl's crosshairs is kind of invasive ngl..
>>568391148/mrg/ is not one person, even if the footfag makes it seem that way
>>568392580What, is your flower crosshair special or something?
>>568392126he was definitely not a stack i can 100% confirm that
>>568391148This isn't your one-on-one dm convo with your boyfriend. There are multiple people posting in Rivals generals and they have different opinions that dont align.
>>568392580Fag with gay crosshairs detected
>>568392825Jumbo, Kalojam, MiguelGM2 are his stack, you the Rogue or WF?
>>568392668>>568392940uh oh the tankfag is spam-replying while pretending to be multiple people again folks
I wanna show you my crosshair uwu
>>568392459i use a dot for everyone else except magik which i have lines to help aim my dashthe kino one i saw was a rogue with a full xmen logo fully colored
>>568393084Meds. Right now
>>568393046i was rogue and my buddy was WF
>4-1 in placement matches so farHow bad will my next 5 games go
>>568393717Prepare for the 5-5.
>dino finally not banned>enemy team goes full poke to make me switch off anyway>next game faggot team mate Luna bans my Dino
>>568393963yeaaah i just... want ult charge? your character gives less. srry not srry.
>>568392101
>>568388312true
>>568394085I love bimbo lunas
Okay so the "I'm done for the night" ranked match was>First Round>An over pushing Strange ignoring what's behind him, and Angela doing nothing>Me playing Scarlet Witch to peel for healers, both Invisible Woman and White Fox, against a Venom, Iron Fist, and Magik>Zero kill Magik>Second round suddenly everyone wants to play duelist, I go Peni>Get results, but then countered by enemy swapping to Groot, I respond with Thing since we have a Thor>The 0-3 Magik is just healbotting as Rocket from the balcony on Krakoa>Squirrel Girl doing diddly squat ending on 17-13, failed ult where she dies mid voiceline>Obviously lose>Squirrel Girl somehow gets SVP which gives her the false sense that she can suddenly talk shit on the entire team when she couldn't fucking even help with dive as White Fox>2nd tank rightfully tells her to STFUI knew the game was boned the minute I saw the enemy player cards, and the fact that some dipshit during pre select wanted to play Strange when we already had 2 tanks, not like Angela was doing dick. I hopped off as a courtesy because I assumed they felt uncomfortable in the other roles but apparently they just suck all around.
>>568394992>Me playing Scarlet Witch tales from silver
>>568395119Actually higher but whatever. I tried it because the anon begged to be Strange, and we had a Magik too. Was going to peel for the backline if the front was well taken care of, which would have worked had the healers had any self preservation ability and aided against dive. Granted 3 dive is scary but no attempt at self shield, White Fox slashes, or force bubble, they just panicked and rolled over. And yes I swapped, like I said, when it was clear that it wasn't working.
When are they actually showing Cyclops' kit
>>568395684The week of his release, like always.
>>568390108Its the blade poster
>>568396272no its the character in-game...thats how she refers to herself.....
>>568395720The week of his release? The week of his release you said you'd call Sears.
The Blade x Lunella
>>568387609women are pretty rude in this game too though. i had one complaining about the team not doing well and asking if we were bots once. another one outright told one of the team members to switch characters or she wouldn't heal them
>>568395684Whatever week it is, tuesday.
>>568394992Tonight I got the same disconnector on my team two matches in a row. We won the first one despite him but lost the second. Literally just connecting and disconnecting mid to late match making us 5v6. They do this on purpose. I was on a three game win streak when they put him on my team the first time and they had to stop it.
>>568388075-50 hpThat's it
>>568395684Never its like blade, he has to be released at the end of the season then nothing for another then finally released. Its a moongirl strategist/dino vanguard season
>>568397298Just this week I had a Celestial player do horribly on Black Cat, never swapped, and legit said "It's just QP bro, chill". It was ranked. Did he forget what mode he was in, intentionally throw, or was it his wiseass little brother fucking around when the older bro was away? We'll never know
>>568397879You have no idea how absurdly funny this would be please let it happen
>>568398014What if ranked actually mixed QP players into the game sometimes after bans and swaps them between rounds so they don't know they're playing one half of a comp match?
I just use the default reticle. I don’t have the time or patience to adjust every single one. Really the devs should be making unique crosshairs for every character but they’re too lazy.
>>568391148Yeah I'm the same person as everyone else retard. Dino does obviously have an MVP issue, but so do many characters, it's just he's the first stat farmer they've made actually have such low MVP rate. This retard Dino is just face tanking, literally, everything, meanwhile others tanks with damage reduction don't even show up on the stat board like Thing and Emma or Iron Fist even with their % reduction just get that % removed from the scoreboard, damage to them also is though, meanwhile you kill a shield/wall it doesn't even count as damage dealt but does count as damage blocked.
How do you even counter Peni
>>568400147anything ranged
>>568400147you can counter her with my cock.
>>568384368He's in canon Marvel's greatest strategist.
>>568400147Thor usually works for me. I use my awakened mode to quickly melt her nest.
>>568400147You shoot at her feet
>>568400293She'll just counter that with her own though
>>568400356what would Strategist Cyclops even do though? how is he supposed to heal the team?
>>568400623What if she stands in front of the nest/stuns you?
>>568368529It’s been a week. Update on the numbers?
>>568400941"optic blasts" are canonically nonsense so fuck it they can heal too why not
>>568400356Extremely wrong. He’s good but nowhere near the top.
>>568401096I cancel awakening and find a better angle
>>568400356and if strategists actually had anything to do with strategizing then that would be relevant.
>>568384368was thinking they'd avoid making Cyclops a duelist since Jean's already one and they'll probably want the two to work well with each other by being separate roles like Rogue and Gambit, but i checked other team-ups and wow - some of the most obvious team-ups STILL aren't around. nothing for Magneto and Scarlet Witch? nothing for Thor and Loki? or Loki and Hela? not even anything for Spider-Man and Black Cat?
>>568401992Magneto and Scarlet witch used to have a team-up. Same for Thor, Loki and Hela. Teamups arent permanent they cycle to keep things interesting
>>568402371>revealed by own newfaggotry ah........i see.......
>>568402532They removed Magneto and Witch's sword beams for Mag, and replaced it with Magneto and Gambit's sword chucking instead.
new >>568403274>>568403274>>568403274>>568403274>>568403274
>>568386891Not really, no
>>568334234Yes, we will (see them getting owned)
>>568333408Misleading. They’re affected by very particular politics.
>>568336987Still looks lame.>>568349564Don’t talk to yourself.
>>568400147iron man rapes her hard
>>568350962white version yes
>>568346809Gaydejeets not recovering from this one
>>568397063lunella can’t be satisfied by his TBP
>>568349970delusional
>>568366405You need better taste
>>568363829wrote up the saddest samefag curry fanfiction of the day award
>>568349892 >preservedclassic jeeter moment>>568350403 they're called nigcels
>>568405585Yes, factually yes.
>>568414209I mean I’m open to hearing how/why you think that exactly I’m just not really seeing it
>>568414928They coolThat's all it needs
