>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>568203772
>>568301435I looked like that when I did that
Tarnished Edition. Discuss.
>>568301603it'll be cool to see what that weapon is all about
so cool doe
>>568301630He's so cool, im jealous of her.>>568301752So cringe and lame...
>>568301752smeejeetaxirs not like this….
>>568301948-infinite izzat
holy sloppa
It's.... over.
So glad I could 3 bar 5x during the fight. Many frame traps got me killed, then I was frustrated and couldn't dodge.Also, does beastial sling not stun normal balancers? I swear it did...
>>568302119the raped
Waifu. Best waifu.
>>568302119sling staggers normal small dogs and wandering nobles, thats it
>night invader is the metaI get it because yes the great hollow doesn't have evergaols, but given how infrequently that map shows up honestly I really don't think its *that* much better. I played NR all day yesterday and only got the great hollow once. Also the amount of times you can get totally fucked by RNG with invader camps being at opposite sides of the map or you can't get there and clear it before the day 1 circle starts to close. I feel like ideally you should be running both gaol and invader relic and just try to do a mix of both?Also the great hollow normally only has 1 camp with two invaders. Sure that's a what is it 14% damage bonus, but there's so much content in the great hollow that by just not doing that you're likely be more powerful just rushing through both castles and doing all the minor field bosses there instead?
>>568302208shartreignjeets never truly recovered from this one…
East Asians really love haloslop.
>>568302069weird crossover>>568302208me 2nd from right
>>568302214I will never run evergaols. The amount of time they waste at d5 is absurd. Even if you open an easy one if it's day 1 they are total hp sponges. I would rather roll for more loot and maybe do an evergaol if we can steamroll it and it's day 2 and it's near a boss.
>>568302208LOL GOJO FROM JJK.
>>568302208Nightsisters… did we just lose??
>>568302160Agreed.>>568302185Yeah, I died twice during the normal balancers because I was expecting a stun. I thought they just hyper armored at the right time the first few times. Zzzzzz this game.>>568302054If I had any other build for rev I would play it. This shitty relic system blessed me with good beast relics and that's it.
>>568301630Have you noticed how he's started being friendly lately in GG posts after the cheating screenshots came out? He's aiming to be a wholesome guy so he doesn't get Blocked by everybody.
>>568302429use whatver it's just been a while since i play with sloppas in the pw
>>568302429Beast slop is honest as long as you use your ult to attack the worm
>>568302429>NOOOO WHY DOES THIS VERY FAST LOW FP COST SPELL NOT INSTA STANCEBREAK NIGHTLORDS?god i fucking hate troonvenants
>>568302208Making them all mexicans/mutts is so fucking accurate it hurts
>>568302442lame
>>568302208I mean it’s alright like WOOOOPerfect! Everything, down to the last, minute details.WOOOI mean it’s alright likeTHATS WHY HES THE GOAT! THE GOAT!
>>568302512Yes massa>>568302537I was dead too often and I have ult goes away when I die. Sorry.>>568302545You make me laugh baby! I like you!
>>568302208>U DONT LIKE IT???>L + SKILL ISSUE + MAIDENLESSImages you can hear.
sneed
gg birds, cowardly gote running from us.
radahn is the big gay
>>568302208Is that Miyazaki image real
>>568303210gg that was prob my bad if I didn't try to use my skill I wouldn't have died and wasted time
>>568303260I gotta be real, I am 90% sure it's just a photoshop of him.
Miquella is so fucked up dude. Gay incest necro with mindrape. I could not kill that faggot fast enough.
>>568303470It's nice to see how other people react to the rewrite that took place for Elden Ring.
>>568303686He always deserved death even before SOTE
>>568303821Well that's stupid, there wasn't even that much lore about him in the base game. Most of his stuff was cut. I guess I thought radahn sucked because of how many times he loses in the lore but that's me.
>>568301630Deviljeet saars....we lost...
Gotta admit, thinking on it I feel a bit like a hypocrite because my favorite characters are Godfry and Placidasasacksacks and they don't have much more about them either.They're just cool as hell.
I hate shartorias so much
>>568302442>Raped schizo headcannonkino
queued
>>568304882I thought you carried randos to an 80 streak before you got dc'd. Surely ol shartie isn't a challenge?
>>568305225tier?
>>568304882little noob
>>568305571You seem weirdly upset
>>568305682How so
limveld aint free
>>568305571>>568302898prioritizing crystals is retarded. I hate when anyone on the pass does it. We'll just run into them naturally even if we have to hunt one extra one down at the start of day 2. It's not like you go to the castle on day 1 anyway
For free
>>568302208>game revealed>wtf is this live service slop>game comes out>wtf where's the live service slop
>>568305863no rules broken or other posts deleted so she probably deleted it herself
>>568305863terrcuck is an arab squatting in the Netherlands, so that particular post struck a cord with xhim.
>>568305832>It's not like you go to the castle on day 1 anywayevery day my choice to play with randoms is vindicated
>>568305887ummm she said a no-no word on a blue board (this is not wholesome chungus)
>>568305727You got really mad over some arabic text
>>568305979you go to castle with the half health curse on day 1 when you can just full clear it on day 2 after spending day 1 clearing bosses, invaders, dupe table, crystals, and churches? What a waste of a map.
Also q'd
>>568305334What FUCK are you talking about
>>568306206AMOGUS?
>>568306206xhes getting you mixed up with the other troonchungus that spams undertaker pics to avatarfag post
>>568306103>curseyou rush crystals and castle and end day 1 at level 11 minimum. wtf are you clearing when the circle almost always closes on the bottom castle first?
>>568306206NTA, but what the FUCK don't you understand. His post was pretty clear.
Ayo lets get chungus in here! Yuh yuh yuh chung it up!
>>568306353This. I can't believe there are two of you.
>>568306382He’s dreaming up lore that doesn’t exist
>>568306353>>568306462You seem also weirdly upset
check the filename that's troon merchant
>>568306462Xhe always avatarfags for attention newjeet except when xhe's talking shit
>>568305832I'm partially with you. It really depends on the positions of the crystals. If you have to go to far from level appropriate enemies, then it's not worth it. But sometimes they're only a quick detour, so you might as well grab them early. I just hate it when a teammate runs all the way on the other side of the map on a crystal hunt. It's not that serious. There are a lot of things to kill in the starting zones.
>>568306564What the FUCK are you talking about. None of that was me I was taking naps.
>>568306362No you don't lol. Show one match of this ever happening at depth 5 that doesn't have haloslop or beast rev on the team. There's plenty of stuff to do on great hollow too so no idea what you're bitching about.>circle almost always closes on the bottom castle firstsimply just not the case and is also a matter of luck. I don't seed cheat like you.
>>568306353>NOOOOOO WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE BIG BOOBIES WHERES THE PORN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST NON GOONIFIED ART YOU FUCKING BIGOT NAZI CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDD
>>568306524No I was genuinely confused. Streaking like that with underjobber is impressive so I expected top tier play, but it was a different guy apparently.
>>568305979>>568306362You sound weirdly upset.
>>568306743lol undertaker is fine. if you job with her you're just bad at melee
>>568306743see >>568305682 >>568306524 >>568306762
sludge is so weird and lame
I wish the caker respec was better, -5 vigor and -15 faith for a measly 20 dex on the lowest base dex character is kinda stingy. Or are all respecs a similar proportion? the one where duchess loses mind is kind of negligible depending on the build.
sludge is so cool and awesome
>>568306743troon merchant is not good enough to high streak like that as melee. Xhe needs to queue dodge, revslop and block bad players on the pw.
>>568306707>haloslop at level 3yeah anyway, it's the standard hollow strat, i only two runs where it closed on the church instead. every other time you rush crystals, jump to the talisman chest and do the gauntlet. are you seriously telling me erg doesn't do this
trish is so stupid and sexy
>>568306923She ends up with less FP than Wylder, so if you plan on Melee/Quality Duchess, then yeah, it's negligible, and she only loses -5 INT on the other respec, she wonned.
>>568306939Even thoughbeit 36 of my games thoughbeit were executie and melee recluse thoughbeit
>>568306362>wtf are you clearing when the circle almost always closes on the bottom castle firstThere is a lot of stuff to clear. You just have to learn the map more than "hurr get da crystals">>568306707It happens all the time when I play. It only takes 3-4 crystals to break the great crystal.(I don't know why that varies. Is it RNG?)The great crystal gives you protection from losing your health. And then you clear a few of the bosses in the castle. Of course you won't have time to clear the full castle. But you can get like 3-4 of the smaller guys before you're zoned out.
>>568307062Mogged by Duchess again...
>>568307084see >>568306762
>>568307105holy waste of time, you could clear so many castle nodes and chests and maybe spawn a disturbance
imagine optimizing shit like routing for this piss easy game couldn't be me
>>568307268I'm sorry? We were in the castle. Running to and killing the enemies that drop orbs, and grabbing chests along the way.
>>568307105Yeah this is reasonable and normal. Very normal to have time at the end of the day to hit some sewer bosses and some smaller ones up top. But I don't see the point in running around the map at level 3 doing nothing but crystals to run to a castle with red enemies that are going to take forever to kill. But hey apparently this guy has perfect randos and RNG every time while seedchecking and running beast rev so what do we know
>>568307368if it's so easy why does terr always sperrg and ragequit while having the worst routing known to man? interesting conundrum we've found ourselves in.
>>568307242see >>568306762 [EMBED]
No one in queue?
https://youtu.be/gUqVMRgU4wsImportant video everyone should watch.
>>568307441they're no different from limveld castle mobs, and you can cheese them with the same stuns. if anything they're easier than trolls. you rush it because you get the most nodes by sticking to castles both days.
Holy. Blocked ritual just occurred ngl
>>568308060What happened sweetie?
>>568305832>it's not like you go to the castle on day 1 anywayit's really easy when going through a sewer route but I stopped pinging it since it's become boring
>>568308105can I be your chair?
which nightfarer is the one that forces you to engage the most with the enemies and git gud?
>>568309378gawdxecutorthis fact will send wyldsaars into a frenzy
>>568309378duchess
>>568309378executor and raider have the worst ranged options on their standard dormants.
>>568309378Caker
>>568309378Guardian.
Wonderful!
>>568309378Wylder
>>568309482>infinite dodge + restage iframes>>568309503>raider>press button and you can't die while taking a hit>>568309608>damage negation and enhanced dodge on button press>enhanced ult makes you literally invincible>>568309734>steel guard lolI have to agree it's executor, might have to pick him more
>>steel guard lolcute newfig
friendly reminder that ED balancers were shadowdropped so it could happen again with ED heolstor on the anniversary
>>568310304don't let terr hear about this, but guardian is 10 times harder to play than executor. you gonna die steel guarding without knowing every single move in the game.
>>568310295>can just hookshot spam from a distanceNo
I wasn't so "creasygawd" that game, huh? Damn.
I've got 200 hours in nightreign but haven't touched Wylder since the start. What are the best relic effects for him?
>>568310660I dont get it
>>568310851earing, night invade, hoarfrost stomp, and all depth relics should included physic +4
>Elden Ring -> ER -> ED -> Erectile DysfunctionYeah that's right. All of you... well, do I need to say it?
>>568310851mandatory: +1 skill use, night invadersgood (personal): blood loss on skill, ult spreads firegood (generic): vigor/HP, phys/aff damage, phys/aff negation
Mostly smooth game outside of Dreg skipping a bit for me.>>568310819It happens. Thanks for the holy prosthesiskino
>>568310851>>568311093forgot about ult charge on defeating enemies, being able to spam his ult during the run is very good too
>>568310665yeah bro, they'll shadow drop SOTE weapons along side him as well...*unplugs the machine*now go fight ED heolstor in heaven champ.... *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
thread reeks of pakistani cheater all of a sudden
Rat sama I kneel you won bigly
>>568310851Wylder's Earring + both Balancer relics then phys+4 x3 or affinity attack +2 x3 + Character skill inflicts bleed, Increased HP, and ult charge on kills+1orWylder's earring, red balancer relic, night invader, hoarfrost, flaming strike, phys +2, ult charge on kills+0 on regular relics then same as top on depths relics
>>568311391gg starter rats
>>568306923>Or are all respecs a similar proportion?Scholar's DEX respec is basically "you lose nothing and your melee damage is raised by 50%".
>>568307062>>568306923I really wish there was one where you can trade all your int and faith for arcane and maybe endurance
4 days until retail death, then we’ll all become dreglords
gg faurtis doing the sideways stomp 10 times in a row, very interesting
I was taking every hit i physically could and still had full flasks at the end of that bugs fight, that was sad
>>568312253I thought Revenant could have an arcane respec it would be interesting to play her meele and using arc weapons, she gets bloody helice a lot in her pool>>568313504Epic normal bugs
>>568309378Undertaker and Raider, maybe Wylder and Scholar if he isn't spamming pots.>>568309439>>568309503Execusaar just sits in front of the enemy and parries everything for free. The whole character is braindead.
>>568313470why doesn't revenant lover ggpost?
Banished Kniggers and their sudden fart attacks are the bane of my existence
>>568313612Fairly certain her grief passive is FAI/ARC so it's weird she has such shit tier ARC, she probably had more in development.
>>568313790they're shy
>>568309378Anyone who doesn't say undertaker is retarded, it's the only class with no ranged option or way to easily avoid damage. It's just you and your roll timings
>>568313894>Literal autododge and 33% at will negationOkay retard
>>568313867Oh true
>>568313794>Ah, I see you are winning the fight. Well let my just activate my infinite poise and unblockable AoE with perfect comboThe pinnacle of Fromsoft game design. :)
>>568314036>auto dodgeTied to an ult so doesn't count>33% at will negationYou can still die while it's activated and you still have to know when to dodge. Compare it to raider who can't die during his skill, executor who theoretically can parry everything and not die, duchess invuln on skill, wylder's sixth sense, ironeye. You start to see the problem here
>>568309378Guardian.You're forced to learn every single shitty hitbox so you don't get deadangled since you can't just iframe everything like other classes do.Also to land counters safely you need to know all enemy movesets, since you can't just wait for opening windows to attack, and instead have to commit to the counter right after blocking a hit at the risk of walking straight into another attack if you do it randomly.The opposite would be Ironeye who can attack from range with no FP cost and has the best iframe button in the game, which allows him to solo D5 without knowing the moveset of a single enemy.
why'd you run off like a bitch instead of helping us kill the bear
Visual codex>Revenant B in Arc>Look inside>12 Arc, 2 more than every who isn't scholar/executorShe probably got heavily reworked just before the game released
>>568314036Her ult doesn't come frequently enough and doesn't last long enough. And expecting the player to take damage, even reduced, is bad game design.I remember at one point during my Undertaker journey, I had the thought of "hang on... I can trigger my dodge ult when my team uses their ult! Whoa! I should be dodging a lot more!"And then I tried it, and realized you can't use your dodge ult like that. It's funny, because I was so stoked to have anything to make the character not suck. But Fromsoft made sure there was no possible way the character was going to be fun to play.
>>568314689Maybe had something to do with how some seals scale with arc in base game but they scraped that in NR
>>568314646name?
>>568314646Shut up retard
Just finished everyone's remembrance. All of them were interesting except for Raider and Guardian, very forgettable characters.
>>568314646>>568315004what happened
>>568315074Raiders was cool. Worst were duchess and guardian
>>568315074Executor is my favorite remembrance, going back to the lands between was really cool
>>568315156zdps complaining about the dps
>>568315289OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>568314646i was on a phone call while the circle is closing in so i just rushed the tree, that's why i didn't ping your ruins. isn't that pretty clear that i won't be joining you, i didn't confirm your ping?
>>568315169I liked the arena fights but the actual story itself was meh.
>>568313870she*
Scholars is probably the worst rememberance but remembering us doing triple scholars on release makes me smile
>>568315289>>568315374CAT FIGHT???
rancid avatarfag posts
>>568315459post your feet queen merchant
>>568314579>>568314036>>568314817Undertaker needs to start with a bestial seal containing beast sling and bestial vitality. Beast sling is a low level skill with a bit of utility and range. Nothing too great. Just enough to help round out her offensive tools.And bestial vitality will allow her to trigger her buff effect without relying on RNG, and it recovers health slowly, somewhat justifying the damage she's supposed to tank.Then include a few new relic effects where the player can start with specific buffs. Undertaker will only be able to use these buff starters, while unable to use the other incant starters. And vice versa with Revenant. This way, it removes the temptation to turn Undertaker into another beastclaw slopper.
typical reterrd post
>>568315580why would you want to see some 30 year old unc feet?
They should remove ironeyes mark and make it so he has a succ like mechanic but it applies a grease buff to his weapon based on what he succs
I feel bad for this wylder
>no sissy sense
>>568316017hello shifty
Trashtroon giving out his retarded opinions no one asked for again
>>568315846carried sissies that don't play him shouldn't give their opinions on Irongawd.
keep us posted
>>568316342Shiftyjeet is so cringe and lame...
I wish I was a vtuber so erg boys would pay attention to me…
>>568316342Why are you watching on twitch when you can watch on youtube with no ads?
>>568316521You just have to play girl nightfarers and fancy spin if you want erg boys to notice you
>>568316568ad block
>>568316803is what works on youtube not on twitch
>>568316857works on both
>>568316932it doesn't for me :(
>>568316342>>568316417its no secret that i watch vtubers>>568316857still works on twitch for me
>>568316568>he doesnt spoof his user agent ID to a Nintendo switch to circumvent all adslmaoing @ ur life
avatar tier list
>>568317171asuna poster > etna poster
>>568316971Stop using Chrome
>>568315074They were some of the better ones. Only duchess was boring but everything about her is boring.
>>568317240Asuna poster makes me hard, so gonna have to agree.
>>568317393same, I hope she posts more soon so I can goon to her boobs
>>568317363Shit taste
>>568315604lol no
>>568302034this is cut content miquella? where do you get these images?
>>568317601Nah m8 thats a balancer. Women are like a flower in bloom until you pluck them.
>>568317004We love you shifty! Marry me!
>>568317507What's the problem? My suggestions don't even interfere with your autistic "just use her dodge ult bro" mentality. You can still do that, you will just be more effective overall, and the character will be more fun to play for everyone.
>>568317295>>568317153I was always using mozilla firefox with ublock origin but twitch is the only thing that got through, I asked grok how to do the spoofing to nintendo switch thing, lets see if I get ads now
>>568317661what the fuck is a balancer
>>568317738No problem just a dumb post so I laughed at you then rejected your ideas.
>>568317816ydptg
>>568315494don’t post my wife here>>568315074they all kind of sucked but i enjoyed revenant’s more horror based one>>568311209kekkkk
>>568317816A drainer of Men's BWC
>>568317816Valkyrie that balances for the GW. Return to qualte.
>>568316194hi
>>568317816a numen, plant people with big bodies and long limbs
>>568304592Godfrey entire’s character is being so mind shatteringly badass people couldn’t handle it so it’s ok.
>>568317953>ValkyrieLike Malenia?
>>568317975bedtime soon
gg greg. Double recluse was not a good idea in hollows i didn't get any good staves...
how did we go from this
>>568318626
>>568306353>there are two of these faggotsgrim
>>568318594good luck!
>>568318643to this
>>568318652Spooky...
>>568318750for you!
>>568310760>>568313657Trvth sighted…
>>568314817She is fun to play though, nothing beats playing her with fists weapons. Being able to pop trance for an instant damage boost and negation boost is great too, that has come in clutch so many times when I whiff a dodge get grabbed and then pop that and still survive combine that with being able to ult everytime you dodge a grab or a team mate ults and that refreshing trance if you have the relic for that is so good. Like she has so much uptime, combine that with some decent damage negation + post-damage attacks restore health and she's a monster.>>568315604Having an option to start with a seal would be great. I tried running the relic that buffs her damage when she casts as buff, but so often I'd not find anything worth while except some garbage fortification shit. Though when you find golden vow, its literally easy mode. Having that on a starter seal would be broken, but what I would give to be able to start with a seal with bloodflame blade / poison blade on a seal which also activates her buff would be great. Honestly the only thing I hate about undertaker is her dormant power. Hammers fucking suck, she should have had a dormoant power to discover paired weapons or something.
>>568318626I had something decent at a steep price
>>568318626>lvl 14>0 flasks>3 F tiersOne shudders to imagine the nightmare...
>>568318964
>>568319009the absolute stench from that lobby...
>>568319009and blue staves! very grim indeed>>568319119Thank you for doing so much damage with that even tho it was dangerous. I wasn't doing shit with my blue spells...
>>568318960The worst part is hammers should have been fun.
>>568319989there are zero (0) souls games where a hammer was ever fun
>>568319989>>568318960What do people don't like about her hammer moveset? the first 2 1 handed r1s are really fast, it's only a 4 attack chain, the r2s are decent, it loops and the base damage is not bad + strike.Whenever I have a purple undertaker hammer it's a really serviceable weapon
>>568319989sadly the best hammers you can get are the ones dropped by undertaker invaders, they usually have good passives and CR2 effects
>>568320289I mean the power stance moveset is awful with hammers. As for hammers in general they don't do enough poise damage her starter hammer doesn't stagger enough things like banished knights and the R2 is too slow.
>>568320289For me, it's the retarded swing arcs. I prefer the way all the other characters swing hammers. I feel like her arged attack is slower than other characters too. I haven't tested it. But when I attempt to use the charge attack, I feel like I'm open forever, and often get canceled.
>>568320197I like her moveset even if it is weird. Her hammers feel like they go thru the enemy if that makes sense. Even if you hit the enemy it feels like a whiff, there's no impact. You only fel oomph when you hit the ground or posture break the enemy, every other time it feels like nothing.
>>568320441I've had runs where I just spam jump/crouch attack with two undertaker hammers, it's still hitting with both weapons, but yeah the neutral L1 moveset is retarded. I've said this before here but pretty sure the 2 handed r2 is like a frame faster than 1 handed. Rikimaru's videos (one of the best NR players in the world imo), when he plays UT he 2 hands to do r2's everytime.
>>568318643>>568318778is this an upgrade or a downgrade
>>568318960I play undertaker a lot and a good option if you're running the AR on buff relic is breaking statues, they have seals pretty often
>>568320612Yeah and when you two hand and R2 the big chonky colossals do way more damage and have more reach.
>>568321302Yeah honestly whenever there's a raider invader I end up using that instead, they're amazing on her. But I also off hand the hammer sometimes for quicker necklace stacks
undertaker is much better off with dormant great hammers/spears, all purple options scale very well on her
@terr what is your sissy streak at?
can a lore expert explain to me how the marriage between radahn and miquella is supposed to work exactly?like, how would they produce off-spring? would miquella shapeshift into a female similar to how marika shapeshifts into radagon?
xhe got horsed recently so not high
Can someone post that one webm of a Loretta arrow looping around an Eternal Darkness back into a Recluse's face, that is probably my second favorite NR webm after this one
>>568321760That brown freak got sent flying kek
>>568321506Why not straight swords? When I did testing myself they all had good damage too. I know people say spears is the best because of the 3 chain attack length for the buff, but honestly you're not getting that off on so many fights in the game unless something gets poise broken esspecially on nightlords. Best runs I've had with her have been ornemental straightsowrds and fists. Trying to find 2 spears or 2 curved swords that are good is so hard. Like I have no idea how people consistently run those builds like for caligo or bug how the hell do people manage to get 2 curved magma swords or w/e the weapon is.
>>568321742How do people lose to horse in this day and age
>>568313794>sword and boardBackstab>halberdBackstab>PSGSBackstabIt's that easy.
>>568321506Powerstance spears is great just there's so many magic (worst affinity imo) and split ones but naginata (my favorite) is rare. The purple bleed spear is nice
>>568321760>>568322091Can you post you log of the 100 please
whats in it for me
>>568322161Also consider
>>568322279Well it’s unofficial now until you post it. I’ll just claim you duoed it
so nothing, got it
we already know terrjeeta and practinx were duoing
>>568322091You had a 50 game streak before you left. You lost with practice less than a month ago yet have a 117 streak now and you apparently lost? Suspicious.
No webm = didn't happen btw
>>568322141this but parry instead
>terr cheating streaksThe integrity of the passy is gone
He was gay, Miquella?
>>568323004Radahn was gay, miqqy was bi (He mating pressed both Malenia and Radahn daily)
>>568322630>>568322975trvth
>>568322870you seem to know a lot about this guy even though he does not know or give a single fuck about you
we need to rape redditlander poster
>>568323004More like on the way as a product of grooming. The game makes a compelling case that he is as much a victim as a monster of circumstances. Very tragic.
>>568317816WyldCAWK property, simply put.>>568322004Most people are not very good at the game man.
>>568323180>noooo don’t expose my cheating brown assIt’s called having a memory alzheimers-kun
Terr being a cheater is nothing new tourist cuties
>>568322870You’re right. Post the match history terr
Looks like it's time for the daily deviljeet threadshitting
>bangladeshi exposes they’re cheatingShocking stuff, never expected that
Must we go through this again? I'd take trish's schizobabble over this nonsense
>>568322870Not terr, but when I'm on a binge, I play about 7 games a day, and that's light work. Breaks in between. Actually getting other stuff done. yadda yadda. If I was good enough to hit a 100 streak, I could do it in about 15 days.
Terr you are my hero but this streak timeline doesn’t seem possible at all. Please don’t be brown and prove your innocence
>>568318643>>568318778guys can we discuss this why am i not getting any replies
i'll post the webm if every streak poster promises to commit suicide on livestream after getting proven wrong
>>568323112Finally someone who knows canon
>why do browns care about streaks>errmm y-yes I saved a webm of it but not like I care or anythingso cringe it hurts
>>568323253>terr was the redditlander postermakes sense he would love that show
>>568324942>"I-I'll suck your dick Wylder!" "You want me to eat shit saar? I'll eat cow shit!"
i dont watch anything western
>>568324575don’t talk to yourself obnoxious threadshitter
You will never be japanese thoughbeit
So, anyone in the queue?
terrjeet gettin dat ass beat rn ngl
>>568325879I was, but left a few minutes ago. The insulin spike came after the sugary snack I had, and now I'm too tired to do anything. I'm going to nap it off after a quick brush.
for free
>>568326032Maybe lay off the junk food fatty
>>568324756Ok agreed. Post your 100 streak log
If I could make one change to nightreign I would remove church icons from the map
terr you have until tomorrow to post your streak or you will be forever confirmed as a cheating brown
Streaks basically function as a way to determine caste for threadbrowns
>>568305832>It's not like you go to the castle on day 1 anywayWe're reaching levels of You Don't Play The Game that were previously thought to be impossible to reach
Streaks are old news, it's all about the w/l ratios now
>>568323180>kinolander good post
Dunno why terr posted his winstreak now. He could’ve just waited a month and posted it to make it seem legit, like everyone knows he lost practices streak at the start of the month.
>>568324495fine fine, old man bad young boy good.
>>568327454You cheated that too with your save states. It’s like Prantinx claiming he only lost 50 or so games when he was a notorious laggard and left 50% of his games in the past
>devil, practice and now terr are threadbrown cheaterswho is our s tier now?
>>568328014sludge, cc, shifty
If I'm being honest all this terr hate seems extremely forced and is likely being done by one guy. So to upset him or her further, I'm gonna side with terr now. Come at me, ya schizo shitposter.
Terr release the logs, send these freaks flying
my last daggers duchess build trying to copy nine-box turned out out to be a steaming pile of shitshould I try daggers executor today? I'm thinking of running both respecs to achieve gawdlike dex scaling without losing (much) vigor, should result in nice dps
>>568328308He doesn’t like you troonsh. He’s being asked for proof for something that is clearly a lie but won’t provide it because he’s a cheater.
>>568328492You should do what >>568328367 said and stop being brown and show your 100 streak
Marika did unspeakable things to me..
>>568328127Zorban
>>568328654b-but my highest streak is just 35
>>568328308I don't care for terr so I blocked him a while back, but there's worse people
Smee would’ve got the 100 str- no wait xhe wouldn’t since terr can’t get there without cheating
>>568328308There is great evil among here who hates anyone whose name starts with the letter T.
>>568328779Proof he's cheating?
Terr would’ve needed to win ~6 matches (more in reality since he lost X amount of day ago) a day for 20 days straight to get a 117 which sounds possible but it’s really obvious he doesn’t play that many games every day. He probably had a streak started then save stated through the practice loss.
/ourgirl/ dotitao is live
>>568329037>proof the guy providing no proof is cheating
>>568328014cc, Revenant Lover, Trish, Cupcake, Sludge
terrjeeta caught red handed xheating xher streak
When did we start liking cc
5 minutes ago
Cc is so weird and lame and racist always shittalking other players let's just block her everyone
>>568328308newfag post
cc is the most capable + wholesome player we have and you can't convince me otherwise
terr awfully silent. safe to say that freak went flying
>>568327864>this is what c tiers need to tell xhemselves to copegrim indeed
>>568330153Meanwhile “s” tiers need to save state streaks even though their lies are plainly obvious but they’re too dumb to realize
cc still won't suck you off lil bro
>>568329746erg always liked cc because she plays the female nightfarers
>>568330153Imagine crawling to tier lists after getting exposed this hard as a cheater
I find something funny about all the “good” players needing to cheat in some form
why do you guys keep calling cc a girl even though he’s repeatedly said he is a man
>>568330569seething tier-let
>>568330569True>deviljeeta cheats relics>terrjeeta abuses deflect glitch >practjeeta seed checks >ccjeeta only plays crutchess
and terr is a cheater who likes to pretend he got a 100 streak. we all live in our little fantasies
How about, instead of gossiping like women, you queue up instead?
>>568330929The women play with each other unbothered while the men can’t stop gossiping and complaining. How expected of men
Do you think practice taught terr how to cheat during their duo sessions
>>568331198>still no proof they cheat or duo
blocking trish can be very polarizing when it comes to lobby formation and teammate variety
>>568331265Do you think this brown trick will fool anyone? You can keep posting that and I can keep posting they won’t provide proof which proves they’re lying
>>568331414Nobody has Trish blocked, it's just a meme.
>>568331414Blocking Trish is dumb, she’s a good player and teammate
fresh
Did terr actually cheat a streak? That’s funny>>568331547>>568331641Trish is terrible and/or fat
>>568328308>>568327498don’t talk to/about yourself obnoxious threadshitting maggot
>>568331929I’ve never lost with trish
>>568331493>they won't provide proof which proves they're lyingNot how it works retard
>>568331887i ran out of shards
>>568331887>posts his losses even with all the vitriolic shitposters ITTI respect it. Looks like terrjeet is more nonchalant than you guys think
>>568332002Then ydptg >>568332058Nta but typically in first world countries to do have to provide evidence to absolve guilt or prove that you’ve achieved or acquired something legitimately
>>568331493>>568330743>>568330569>>568330113>>568329714>>568329180>>568327209>>568328014>>568328654You’re making him very upset by exposing him like this go easier on him please next he’ll start saying it doesn’t matter if he does
>>568332290Yes he’s so cool for cheating and not easily disproving it. Stop talking about yourself in third person terrjeeta
>>568332290its easy when this is my motto
>terr can't carry ED libra with mellow and the best recluse we have right nowerg's darkest hour
>>568332290It's literally one schizo (Devil) who has an intense obession with terr that's bordering on insanity. Most people here don't care about terr's banter but that guy takes it personally.
>>568332510That's not what this is about dumb schizojeet
>>568332846I'll say I was sandbagging with a seal build
>rapid fire terrjeeta third person damage control posts Ladies and gentlemen, The Raped in all xher meltiness.
>>568332846>best recluse I wasn’t playing though.
>>568333112Spirit-sama... you have returned?
>terr leaves games>suddenly the “terrdf” (terr samefagging) comes in to defend himself
>>568330694lgbt friendly general that respects sissies
>>568333112you haven't played recluse in ages stfu
>>568332846Don’t worry he save stated through it, his 117 streak is still going strong
>>568332945deviljeeta has the most fragile I've ever seen god knows what happened in this dude's childhood for him to turn out like this
>>568332945Don't forget DOS
>>568332945>>568333715Why would you think it’s devil when it’s not?
>why would you think it's the guy who's obsessed with executors and shittalks his teammates if they have more HP than him
>>568333715Devil has got to be one of the worst threadshitters in erg with how obsessed he is with being better than terr.
>>568333839Because he needs to try to pin the fact that everyone hates him on one guy, ironically doing what he claims others are doing himself, as usual, every accusation etc.
>>568333262>>568333062i’d respect him a lot more if he just owned up it for once in his brown life and admit that he’s defending himself instead of trying to brute force consensus by pretending to be multiple people who all love and defend him at all costs
wonderful curry-scented threadshitting from our resident british-pakistani schizo saar k***ht
deviljeet saars...we're losing the narrative...
>seconds apartnot even trying to hide it
>>568303975The Haligtree he abandoned so he could “grow up :))” was full of suicide bombers. He was an incomplete failure in everything he did. And I was sick of the child savior meme from software keeps pushing. The first and only playthrough I did of Sekiro was Shura.
good morning erg!!!
Reminder Terr stopped playing and stopped coming here for a month yet threadshitter was still here.
Cheater vs CheaterFeels like we’re losing
>>568323180Is the guy in your image the Loathsome Dung Eater?
only 1 gaol? I am disappoint
that was nicely done, good job being bait devil>>568335561i dont actually run gaols on all my builds, but im always up for them if you want 'em
>>568335639Ggs, keep getting dead-angled by the worm's divebomb lately>>568332945I was busy playing the game threadjeetschizo
he stopped playing but he never stopped threadshitting because he lives in this place>>568335505jej
>>568335639>Devil has an alibi and wasn’t even present>everyone else really does just hate terrUh oh…
>>568335981Don't talk in third person deviljeeta
>>568335981>>568335787If we look at the time between the terr hate posts and the time he finished the run it's pretty obvious to see he was thread shitting before he queued up
>>568335981>what is alt tabbing
>terr “hate” posts are asking xhim to provide evidence he didn’t cheat a streak
Lorenig trying to start shit again
>downplaying your paranoid schizophrenic obsession as ''just asking a simple question''kek
How do we know that that's terr
>”people” are coming to defend the validity of terrs winstreakLike I don’t care that you made funny number go big but trying to pretend people are going to sit and defend it for you is strange behaviour
>calling out your paranoid schizophrenic obsession is ''defending terr's winstreak''kek x2
>>568337150This is the worst thing for me. Like you artificially made a number go up for your e-ego, big deal. Just admit you cheated and stop trying to pretend people will die for your honor or something
troonish and saarknight are so petty
why do mages never keep any bedding at the sorcerer rises across the lands what is wrong with them and why don't they like to sleep?
Enough dramaslop let's queue up and play the videogame
I just woke up and ate brekkie, I will now queueueue
>run ends>shitposting increases by 5x nyooticing
>>568338663name? for my streak's sake
I think this raider might have cheated relics, what'd you guys think?
>>568331887>mellowtroonNo wonder you lost
my wylder keeps sacrificing his level to get me up in the middle of the rain only so we die together..
>>568338982Looks legit
>>568338982>no negationnatty
>>568338894terr
>cheaterr
so cool and lame
>>568332335Mysterious ESL babble
>>568328719here's your S tier
>>568340575So lame and fat and ugly and weird....looks trish and terr won after all
>>568335981gave him a taste of his own medicine that made him meltdown so hard he replied multiple times nicely done
>>568340575lmao
>>568340845trashtinx is all that + brown and a troon thoughbeit
>>568340575it's kinda insane how much he looks like the fat redditor stereotype
>>568340575hes cool in a retarded autistic way
Just got this, I kinda get why people just edit their relics.
>>568341274>2 bar>red revenant Pointless image
>>568341274>>568341394
>>568341325>shitass demeritsall you need is one source of low HP regen on a relic to not death spiral with poison on hit and that only happens in nightmare runsnear death isn't bad if you don't die a lot
>>568341274The laser eyes and soiface on the red royal rev make this funnier
>>568341325skill issue
Deviljeet rent free seething about PakiBVLLS
>>568341325Don't listen to the thread shitters who dptg those are indeed brick curses
>>568341274>revjak pointing
>>568341678i play more than you
Reminder that Devil organizes raids in the Discord to make himself look better
Lady is my favorite toon
>>568341325Poison below is awful without a Maris relic. Like 99% of your runs will go fine but that shitty ass run where every single hitbox taps you, your teammates play zdps shit and you die to poison will stick with you
>>568341325Near death + poison below max hp, lmao thats death spiral kino
>>568342463Don't forget that's where all the turd penis spamming used to come from too. I'm glad I wasn't stupid enough to get groomed to join the trooncord.
>>568342727trying too hard dsjeet
gg mystery cock holster! Thank you for dropping me Comet and LLTBT, I love this spell so much.
gg unexpected mystery heolstor after nameless kinggot blown out so hard from the pre-nuke I died with 6th sense still online kek
>>568342901lol, but you didn't lose 6th sense therefore nothing bad happened, I was there and saw nothing. Also, good job interrupting his wraiths.
Executor never has to worry about status on damage or status below max hp curse lines, opens up so many relic possibilities thats why hes the best nightfarer
>>568342727As if we needed more proof that Devil is Indian...
>>568342892>>568342901gg heolstor I disagree with going north after the flower, I'd rather have gone through the mines and get the centre two bosses above the castle then do castle but I was kinda griefing with this bow build anyway so w.e gg wins a win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssncnO5GeaM
>>568342536Yeah I had a run where that poison mod killed when I could have clutched a bad ED bugs fight where they had like 10% hp left. I tend to avoid any of the status buildup below max hp mods now.
>>568342864https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558069187/#558094518>dinglejeet is also a member of the trooncord >both get exposed as the shitted spammers>spam suddenly stopsNice try xister, but everyone already knows your little trannycord is responsible for all the thread shitting here. I can only hope you'll 41% soon enough.
>>568340845'zuk won in that case
>>568343170>ironeye jr
>>568343170>gets raped by deathblight>loses Full HP due to poison/rot/bleed/frost/rot for the worst passive in the gameTry again saarjeet
>>568343598the little frown on executor is really funny poor guy
>>568343598Devil and Terr
>>568343338Neither of them posts in there anymore (thankfully), but you knew that already threadshcizo
>>568343598Kekkkkkk
>>568301630>Devil simps for vtroonersKEEEEEEEK
>>568343834That doesn't refute anything. The trooncord is evidently responsible for all the shitposts.
>>568343338This guy just posts about himself in osg now
>>568344769True, its full of AIjeets and snoys that don't play the game
>>568345113>True, its full of AIjeets and snoys that don't play the gameProofs?
Trooncord names????
>>568342463Did he make multiple threads just to create a discussion in discord?
terr this terr that how about you guys terr some bitches
>>568346019All to jerk off his fragile ego
>>568301715>>568301603it's just gonna be a flashy parry isn't it
>>568346372Shut up trishtroon
>>568345483None of the troons are on the cord. It's just men.
>>568345113no, everyone there is a pcuck
what's the deal with red headed guys and Carian princesses,is it because Giants (red haired) and Astrologers (carians ancestors) used to live in peace and harmony together?
>>568343834>>568342864>>568345163ignore him he’s just trying to deflect blame from his own threadshitting as if /dsg/ wasn’t filled entirely with him talking about turd penis
>>568346543>snoycuck cope kino
>>568346704yeah it's like a callback
Lol they finally made an official statement about the delay of Tarnished edition to early 2027
/erg/ has snoys? I have never seen one here
>>568347035
completely normal game of balancers ( i might post the clip of the incident later )
gg not the best pink bird bait as you could seewtf was that illegal as fuck demon prince tho
To the retard who fucked up the previous thread in the OP 3~ threads ago - fuck you. That shit is annoying to reconcile. Stop baking.
Here is your groomcord saars
>>568346954>no evidence to the contrarypcjeet projection as always
>>568347453>discord made to groom erg troons and erg boys into erg girlswhy are erg boys like this?
>>568347260Demon kamehameha in the rain too strong
>>568347664How many gaols did you do
>>568348190None
>>568348310You fucking pussy gaol it up
>>568347393the subhumans who bake do so without a care in the world that’s just the state of this general at this point
>>568347097I still play regular elden on ps5
>>568348394>>568348394>>568347393Was it not removing the embeds, well I dont give a shit its not like you look at the OP much
>>568348338my build didn't have gaols, plus it was crater
sex with 100 streakers
>>568348752when was the last time you actually had sex?
Am queued, schizo blockfags need not apply
>>568349009Mi Nena preciosa....
>>568349108Good afternoon!
>trish in queuehide your streaks erg
>>568349531hide yo sissy streaks hide yo wife cuz they schizoposting everybody out here
>>568349473Bellesa!
gg rare 2 nukes heolster
>>568349531my streak is safe after blocked it
>>568350305subpar performance, colossal weapon is a bit tough to use on h-man
It's fucked up to think how now we know practice has always been in on the thread and he probably griefed me just because he was jealous, he seems pretty cocky from his posts, always saying he wont "carry X person anymore". He was jealous of my natty non ironeye non seed checking streak, thats why he threw over 1 little disagreement (plus he had lost his own streak that day, he was like, i I can't nobody can't)
>>568350709Nobody asked Deviljeet
>trish still seething at practice even after griefing sludge in the exact same way
>>568350709
>>568350874Practice didn't give a shit when he griefed me and tinpo's 60+ streak? Sludge was only on like a 13 streak, you cant get that shit in two days (first he lied saying it was 30 something) and I apologized to him because I only did that to get back to his griefing ass. If you wanna give me shit give practice shit too
>>568351097did you forget griefing sludge just a few days ago?
>>568351251>Didn't revive xhim in 0.4 seconds because the dog was on me after xhe spent literally the whole run running around doing gaols on purpose>Griefinglol
Reminder that Trash got kicked form the Discord
>>568349627I remember that song…>>568348949No one here does that
>>568351251This is honestly not fine, it's a phallacy that this was fine, he got lucky we managed to deal with the field bosses w/o him to drop him free souls. This is pretty griefy.
>>568350709>I don't care anymore, I'm over it>unprompted schizo wall about it out of nowhereRapedtinx
>>568351602>lucky we were able to deal with a d4 death rite bird alone
>>568351751The fact he posts here is a new development, it's just interesting to realize how petty he is.Also you schizos literally talk at least 5 hours about the same daily themes (devil's relics, yuh yuh yuh dsg whatever the fuck), so fuck off I'll mention whatever
>>568351857Honestly yeah, kinda tough without sacred order or anything like that, remember d4 scaling is only a bit easier than d5
Is Elden Ring the ultimate game for simps?The entire setting is based around an inferior man being submissive to a dominant, superior woman. Be it Leyndel or Liurnia. God is a woman. The Archmage is a woman. The strongest man lost to a woman 1/10th his size. The smartest wizards got btfo’d by a trio of sisters. A feminine tree displaced the masculine sun. The feminine moon displaced the masculine stars. They aren’t even subtle about it.
>>568350874I mean, sludge was a little bitch about it. Both elf and trish said that they picked him up rather quickly. Sludge even went to review the footage he took and realized elf got to him pretty quick. Throwing a tantrum over your own mistake not being fixed fast enough and then winning is pretty pathetic.
>hes still going
>>568352661Why don't you go >he's still going when the schizos discuss the same shit as every day for like 5 hours, suspicious biased mothafucka
>>568351346I was downed for 3 minutes and you posted in the thread>why did you revive him
>>568352454Just like real life bucko
Only in the modern day world do men become emasculated enough to think that women are smarter on average. Or that girls are more magical. Lmao.
>>568352763
why are you so invested in killing the only place where you're accepted in? fucking retardsthe holocaust didn't happen btw
>>568352773How about the other 13231214212 times I've revived you. I was just teasing because you were obviously trolling. Couldn't you just come join us? Did you really need 4 gaols for a poison bow against dogs?
>>568352884Nah. The modern world has become effeminate. This is a recent trend. You’re an aberration.
>>568352891>>568352454So you want to worship men instead? What a faggot
fact check on 921?
>>568351863>he posts hereDoesn't change anything about being "over it" while still seething out of nowhere.>interesting to realize the same thing i've been spamming since the start of this eternal meltySo fvcking raped.
>>568353051>Wah wah pay attention to meeeeYou sound like a homo
>>568353198I am literally over it I went and beat the streak he griefed a few days after, my max is now 70 something. I am not part of the 100 purity spiral I'm content with mine
>>568353051The only people who complain about an "effeminate" world are pedos and rapists. Gross pedo rapist anon.
>>568353058>>568353284If I told you that white males are responsible for nearly everything in history, would you call this gay?
>>568352928What are you on about? My only memory of any one of us doing lots of revives is when you got down like 7 times vs ED Libra
>>568353548For example the other day on balancers you 3 barred both to mohg and ED balancers
>>568353501>If I told you that white males are responsible for nearly everything in historyEverything wrong with the world yep
>>568353438So you think academia hasn’t become one big giant woman? Okay. You’re the faggot if you have to defend that.
>>568353615I don’t remember that desu. Did you not 3 bar and I was playing guardian or something
fc?
>>568353619So you hate modern day medicine and video games?
>Devilcuck sperging out about his white fragilityStop shitting up the thread
>>568353294>I'm over it but still seething out of nowhereEsl doesn't know what over it means evidently
>>568353615>trish giving people shit for 3 barringThe ironing
>>568353764That's not the point and the visual codex is a thing btw
>>568354023I’m gardening and can’t be bothered checking, you can post it if you want idc
>>568354021I am not giving him shit for 3 barring just saying I always help him, then I didn't revive him in 0.5 seconds and he has a bitch fit. Classic jeet merchant. He loves trolling but not getting trolled. Typical.w
>>568353886>So you hate modern day medicine and video games?You are posting in a Japanese game thread stupid /pol/fag
>>568353969“White fragility”? This phrase only exists because of the fragility of non whites lol. No one is more fragile or sensitive or prone to feelings of insufficiency than the non whites.
>Yeah I'm not insecure at all >Gets triggered when called fragileLel
>sludge merchant trolling: going to evergaols beside pois the team is atThat’s a good classic troll
>>568351593I am married and enjoy regular sex having as a matter of fact
>>568354229And they make jeans in bangladesh, you think that means pajeets invented denim?
>>568354676Sitting in the cuck chair doesn't count
>>568348949It's been 4 years...
>>568354786but there is not a single chair in the bedroom…. it's very weird that you immediately think of a dynamic like that when it's just happy and comfortable married sex between two heterosexual people who love each other
>we wuz inventors and shieeetSad!
Is wex dust still active for ds2
>>568350709Literally and figuratively raped. There's no way you're still seething about this shit months later
>Saarknight larping as whiteKek
Fucking hilarious seeing white haters think everything they love and take for granted wasn’t sourced to white people.White people are so successful and so prolific and so influential and so impactful you have to literally blind yourself to it to cope about it. Kek.
someone please keep the married anon busy so xhe can't post I hate xhim so much
>>568355537You will never be white Deviljeet
>>568355158It's just interesting how petty and impune he is. Why can't I bring it up? is he your bf?
gg mystery adeldidn't know you could stance break him mid electric dome thing
>>568355996i want to play with cc too…
>>568355996LowTierGod?
>>568354763In a hundred years the invention of the internet will be attributed to some Indian. Or some Chinaman.
>>568356148Probably creasychad
>>568356148new guy
>>568356316Nah I've only played on the PW to help my friend do EDs.
>>568356316daily greasyjeet third person narration
>>568352921>>568353716based>>568352884on planet raped maybe
>gossip about poopdickschizo anon daily for 7 hours>trish brings up something>OMG CANT BELIEVE XHE'S STILL GOING...
>>568356573kek
>>568356710Powerful stuff
>>568356904>Joseph That's a Jew
>he is in fact, still going
>>568356904elden ring (and nightreign)???
>>568354676You and I both know that’s not true
Which erger would you marry?
>>568357206Aren't you the australian threadshitter that got like 20 posts deleted the iother day
>>568356904your kike ass is not western deviljeet
>>568357056Jews are counted amongst the whites if they identity as Ashkenazim. Jews only became disproportionately successful when they interbred with white people. Coincidence? I think not. Both Jews and white people also suffer from repressed guilt syndrome and seek to apologize to the rest of the world for things they didn’t commit.
>Deviljeet melty loop
sludge im sorry for not doing the evergaols please unblock me
No
>>568356309society will collapse long before that has the chance to happen at its current rate
>>568357256why would you say that? I don't even know you and you don't know me, but my husband was just talking about the stuff we did yesterday while cuddling on the giant beanbag while I played a match of nightreign, he had a big smile on his face
>>568357539no
>>568357813worst poster here no cap
>>568353886>>568353501>>568353886>>568354304>>568355537at least in this pointless back and forth you exposed him as a rootless threadshitter who will say and do whatever if it means getting a rise out of you (something we were all aware of)
please take your discussion to /pol/ thanks this is an elden ring video games thread
>>568357894that made me smile!
>>568358050Stop talking in third person Deviljeet
>devil is an unironic /pol/tardyikes
>>568358050Saying that white people are responsible for everything will always get a rise out of people lol. Anywhere. At any time.I’m serious. Say you’re proud to be white around black people. I fucking dare you. You’re blind to how racist the world is to white peoples.
>>568355996I just learned how to cancel his tornado and it feels great. After he does the spazzing out spin wait a sec for the ringing sound and that's when you ult. Having an undertaker on the team helps too if you hit it too early they can use their free ult to hopefully make up for it
>>568358308This pretty much confirms he himself is brown
>aieeeeee muh massa dont wanna bake my soot black cake i needa find otha massa to buck break me in the name of tariq nasneed i NEED that bwc fr dawg that shit be necessary for my continue survival is like water for meand this is how we got >>568353969
>>568358442>>568358274
I wish undertaker got friede's outfit and not rev.
damn, I trolled hard with those bloodboil aromatics, I would've survived that stomp
>>568358274>>568358308>>568358519trying too hard
>>568358639gooning
>>568354531shut up jeet merchant
>trish still jobbing to horseplease tell me you wiped please please please
what set him off this time?
>>568358820>>568358639>jobbing to horsenames?
>>568357813You’re lying to two people here, yourself and I. But you only have one of us fooled. Just let that sink in.
>>568358894>>568358920No we didn't job but horse is litrerally unavoidable and impossible
>>568358920terr
>>568359096
How much you guys wanna bet this fag never played umamusume
>>568358845I mean look that first attack he did is literlly a frametrap, dishonest game
>>568359338If you're such a weeb conossieur name every single japanes media since 1945, "fag".
>>568358896Same thing as every time.
best exejeet?https://www.twitch.tv/thy_instinct
>>568358646That's my favorite skin and I play revenant more than undertaker so I'm happy :D
>>568359338i don't get people who post things from stuff they don't play or watchironic weebs are a cancer who have ruined the medium
>>568359289So lame...
>>568359639did you draw that?
>>568359831Keep crying because I'm gonna keep doing it weeb boy
>>568359912Draw what?
>>568359602>immediately deflectsI rest my case
>>568359831>>568359338>Why don't people watch and play dogshit gooner slop sincerely? Why do they only jerk off to the characters that were made to jerk off to?
>>568360042deflect? what am I executor?
>>568359338>>568359831In fairness, if there’s anything it’s acceptable to do that with its gacha shit
>>568360017the image you posted
>>568360096>Implying they're not being disingenous just to schizo out at me their Godhe does it all the time.these mfs didnt even watcch corey in the white house the only good anime
>>568360314I didn't post an image
>>568360096>>568360145to be fair there's an anime predating the game and i don't think the characters were made to jerk off to either, it's no nikke
>>568360096>gooner shitumamusume has a bunch of no porn rules because of the real life horse owners being against ithorse racing is pretty big in japan
>>568360713>>568361000It's dogshit gooner slop no matter how you try to spin it.
>>568361000>ackshully you baka gaijin!lolso lame
Interesting thread
>>568338982Why do the max HP lines have the blue outlinedid this retard put the dormant power version of them on his relics by accident? cheaters are so stupid
We could all learn a thing from S tier players.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guBErIyPnTo
>>568361258what made it so interesting today, anon?
I'm making a "lore friendly" run right now (basically doing every quest and event in the right order).But I'm having a struggle in the actual order I should be doing these> Beat the Fire Giant + burning the Erdtree> Beat Mogh and enter/finish the DLC> Beat Radhagon and the Elden Beast (I guess this one is last though)
>>568361624yeah probably lmao, the wylder had basically the same setup but at least his were technically legal
>>568361747>Base gameNo care
>>568361840Nice
>>568361840https://roundtablehold.net/checklists/tldr_all_npc_quest_stepsin_order.html
>>568361747Running no clip
Normal runs are shit and boring; I want to go back.>>568361961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKtAZPm1yw4
Can we please use this to spawn invaders at the top of swamps?https://youtu.be/4X93QomQMBYThe host (blue player) just needs to wait up top. I can't really think of any marsh where you wouldn't want to do this, you can just wait away from the bear/giant crab for example
>>568362493Sounds really bad. Invader swamps are already the easiest because of the ledges making you impossible to be hit.
>>568362473?
>>568362493desu the top isn't even always the better spawn, the rolling scorpions in the poison swamps are nasty up top
>>568362836invader swamps are the hardest
>>568362946You probably aren't using the ledges to kill the condemned for free with 0 risk to yourself.
i didn't go down against gregamazing.....
I prefer bottom room spawn especially if a it’s a cursed ironeye/recluse condemned situ
>>568363127>he even still has his sixth sensenot bad
>>568362045> https://roundtablehold.net/checklists/tldr_all_npc_quest_stepsin_order.htmlWelp fuck, I wish I had that checklist when I started this run.
>>568363164but its slower
So no one will complain if I ping swamp invaders at level 2 right?
>>568363726Not if you aren't retarded. The guy trying to give pointers on what is better doesn't even know about the ledges.
>>568363813depends on the team comp and player tier but I usually prefer hitting a fort or church to get to lv3 and some blue gear
>>568363942I guess you don't want to be S tier
I regret everything
>>568364108lmao, ok that ones funny
>>568364108>another webm where execuck is doing nothing.
>>568364108mushjeet is so lame...
Thank you terr for exposing all of the cocky Wylders
>>568364246perhaps we should take LLTBT when theres an exec, that way they get all the agro for deflects
>>568364576Good idea! Whenever I see an executor on the team I'll just stand back with purple LL
>>568364108BITCH GREG BITCH DOUBLE BITCH
The ash of war system was dogshit and one of the many factors as to why Elden Ring multiplayer (coop + pvp) was more dogshit than previous from games.
gg no churches gang (cursed missing map seed)zdps exejeet>setup is dormant thrusting swords with extra damage on frostbite/rot>no purple thrusting swords during the whole run
>>568364909ds3 skills sucked because the only good ones outside of pvp were buffs.
>>568361840>warm pissOut.
carian sucks indian dick
>>568365218Revenant Lover carry GODDESS
>>568365360RL cun cun
>>568363127You had two serial cheaters in your lobby
>>568360367>ancient memeWow you’re not as young as I thought I guess>>568361000That’s pretty funny to me I guess that’s why they don’t have them in outfits *too* skimpy
>>568365558Terr cheats?
>>568365643>trishtinx is a mexican fatty on her 30s now
>>568364909Finallly some truth in here the entire multiplayer dropped the ball hard to the point I was disincentivized from playing with friends
>>568365643Look up taiki shuttle
>>568365218If you have a haloslop and finish the fight on full mana you only have yourself to blame for zdps
>>568364909I like ashes
>>568365892I eat all my blue candy at the end of a run though
How do I get good at ED Dogs they’re the only lord I suck shit at especially when they’re split
>>568366110Use your attacking spell
>>568366110pick executor
>>568366110play ranged unironically and run backwards when they start to attack youany melee character may take more skill but they'll do 20% or less of the dog's hp because they spend all their time chasing after it then dodging the circle attacks and never get aggro
>>568365736Save stated his winstreak. Practice did too.
>>568366280Kek
>>568366293This is what happens to me 90% of the time I only get pity aggro or aggro from reviving others.
>>568366110You use halo scythe and kill them before they kill you
>>568366443>raiders when they equip the int relic
>>568366443>>568366650Still not enough int apparently why are you fighting the roof boss lv7
>>568366348Oh yeah I forgot about that. Sad
>>568366443We’ve known this since the first week
>>568366828Recluse is loaded, they can probably take it if it's not loretta
>>568367070DO YOU LOOK LIKE THIS?!?!
>>568367070I look like this
>>568367486Post butt pics
>>568366828why not? it's the biggest rune boost there is
>>568366443No thanks I'd rather fail the gallows jump 4 times in a row
>>568366957We didn’t even know the rooftop boss existed until week 3.
>fire giantdogshit>foreskin duodogshit>beast clergymandogshit>malikethmediocre>godfreygood>hoarah louxdogshit>radagonmediocre>elden beastdogshitWill from ever make a game that doesn't fall apart halfway through?
>>568368142You forgot a boss
>>568368239who
>>568364909ergie truth nuke
>>568368142I like all of these except for godskin duothough fire giant would be way better if there wasn't so much terrain jank and rolling around. completely tanks the fight
>>568368430Gideon Ofnir
>>568366443you can jump up on the right onto that wooden t post then jump again and wallrun up.
>>568368524fire giant fucking sucks and suffers from the same exact issue every other giant boss in the game does, except magnitudes more aggravating because he has 3 billion health and one shots you
>>568357332trish trish trish
>>568357332trish and clapcake at the same time
>>568368701He has a fun moveset. He just rolls around and becomes unhittable while continuously throwing fireslop and explosions at you.
>>568368701He gets gigarekt by the blackflame tornado on a bleed weapon or blackflame blade on great stars. f
fast
>>568368701Phase two is easier than phase one you just spend a lot of time waiting. For his hand slams or for his head to lower if you’re melee. On my internal boss tier list he’s like bottom of C alongside Metyr, still like him more than Fortissax.
>>568369014yeah and foreskins get wrecked by sleep pots but I don't think that's a point in their favor
is there a shop relic that's x3 extra pouches or was that a fever dream i had
Quando ele me dá o fogo da escuridão...
I’m pretty sure the core design philosophy behind Fire Giant was to have a big HP sponge right after the game’s convergence point so those who just brute forced the game would have a wall. I think they should’ve just made Morgott harder instead but whatever.
gg women never really found any good fists that run
>>568369416i swear there was a max hp at churches, max stamina at encampments, increased arcane at ruins shop relic
>>568360113Made me chuckle.>>568367070This outfit and theme for her is fucking good.
>>568369092Yes. 2 stacked ROB (you had marias, did giga dmg) and a raider support nuked him. Both our ROB were doing 1.2k per swing at the least. Also fairly good run, but I think all 3 of us are half retarded on the DLC map it seems. I just follow Chinese cheaters in pub games on that map.
>>568369629>>568369416there is, but you need to do scholar/undertaker rememberance and also kill any nightlord and then an ED nightlord with both of them
the worst boss in the game? the faggot dragon in the puddle right before bayle
>>568369763I mostly know how to route Hollowed whatever now, but I still find it easier to follow people. The process of getting crystals + hitting enough bosses to get to 8~11 first day is frustrating sometimes.>>568369875you don't have to fight it. you can also cheese it with horse + rot and poison arrows
>>568369875needle knight leda and her allies
>>568370513this is so real. i didnt know you could be taken there as a summon
>>568369875I agree with you and it's not even close, that is a horrible fucking dogshit boss. Copypasted, uninspired, and he straight up breaks the camera with all his moves so you play blind
youre telling me we could have gotten godwyn and instead we got a gay couple?
>>568372204He was gay, Radahn?
In the middle of another playthrough after a year or so. Has anyone seen/encountered mogh getting stuck and killing himself? I was trying to take the picture before he disappeared but I was a bit too slow. I was getting my ass beat on P2 when he flew behind those headstones and couldn't move for about 6 seconds and then just offed himself.
>>568369875>>568370513>>568371858erm sweaty ghostflame dragon is right there..
>>568372930Why is ghost flame dragon so sweaty?
gg draconic tree sentinel
god i miss pvp
>>568373106so play it
>>568372930ghostflame dragon is just another agheel reskin
>>568373062shut up bitch
>>568370513Just spam cold stormcaller on a bleed weapon
>>568372930Ghostflame dragon was lazy but not especially frustrating to fight
>>568373169it really isn't, hasn't playing hollows reminded you of that with everyone and their mother wiping to his ghostfart
>>568346750>trying to deflect blame from his own thread shittingIsn't that what you're doing right now sister?
>>568362867The attack misses from point blank except for the last one, I believe. You could check the hitboxes yourself.
>>568369230I think most of the bosses having a weakness like that is fun. >>568369475A lot of the late game bosses feel like they check to see how multifaceted your combat style has become.
That ER mod had the dragon on the bridge in dragonburrow have ghost flame dragon shit. Was really annoying
>>568370513I wonder how many people got hardlocked there and couldn't beat the dlc.
yes the gf dragon is cheap bullshit and immune to rot and bleed for no reason
gg I fucking suck at regular balancers I'd rather do ED>none of you bringing LLTBT just in case when we had plenty drops during the run>killing the wrong demon firstpls
>>568373885all elden ring overhaul mods are bad with 0 exceptions
shit wylder
>>568374279>spiffing mix fence
Say something nice about Dark Souls 2
>>568374279Ok so we have to kill the top demon first got it I didn't kno sorry
>>568374462It had a pretty cool arsenal of weapons and nice looking armors.
>>568374462It won
>>568374462Good level design.
>>568374426if i made one it would be good
>>568374462Seeing how bad something can get makes you appreciate the good things in life.
>>568374550Revenant LoverGOD carried btw so powerful...
also why did blood loss stagger the white birds out of the small circle AoE during phase 1 but not during phase 2? that bs popped my 6th sense
regular goat post first time trying out my duchess hybrid build, it performed decently enough shame I couldn't try it on a real boss
my cousin is hard stuck d1 and wanted to try d5hope u had fun with him(i was laughing at him the entire run)
>>568374796>Seeing how bad something can get makes you appreciate the good things in life.DS2 has better lighting than ER lol
>>568374912I don't know that fight is just kinda buggy. Remember triple pink bird
>>568373986Not many I imagine>>568374462Majula and its theme are probably still the coziest in the franchiseNot much else to say beyond that
>>568374462tbf it was gonna look better but they had to downgrade for cucksole
>>568374925oh was that him playing? he did fine if so
>>568375694>tbf it was gonna look better but they had to downgrade for cucksoleYou could say the same thing about Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, Sekiro and Elden Ring being built for PS4 Duskbloods is built for Switch 2 lol
>>568375868He's 14 and doesn't really understand the game too well so I had to verbally guide him basically every step of the way watching over his shoulder. I kept telling him to stand back away from the bosses since you two might have LLTBT but he kept trying to use the holy sword's WA and dying. lol.
>>568375694Good. It deserved worse. >>568375979And that’s why it will fail.
>>568375694then why was this the case
>>568374462far better toys than dark souls has
>>568376259Back to /v/ with you doomfag
>>568376434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59eLW1IGUCU
>still no steamDB updateits okay copium bros they will drop it 1 minute before the anniversary starts
>>568375694>>568376434>>568374975
>>568376451Oh. You were trying to use that as an endorsement? Wow. New lows you lot reach.
Are you supposed to run LLTB for both normal and ED balancers?
>>568376590It feels kinda sad because the nightfarers have so much personality. I'm not ready to move on. They deserved better...
>>568376709>normal2 people run it while killing the white bitches while the third without LL kites non-stop>ED2 people run it while the third baits the red bird and parries it
>>568376434>then why was this the caseDark Souls II had a troubled development and many assets were repurposed, moved around or removed entirely.DSII started off under the direction of Tomohiro Shibuya. It was going to be even more open world. They got a lot done, but Bamco came down on them and forced them to scrap half the game. They put Yui Tanimura in charge who had to pick up the pieces 6 months from launch. Bamco originally designated DS2 to be a PS4 game and then decided that nope, we're actually putting it on the ps3, which forced the downgrade, Cell architecture, garbage gtx 7800 rebrand GPU and 256MB+256MB = PS3>Dark Souls 2 downgrade full comparisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59eLW1IGUCU>Dark Souls 2 Design Workshttps://peterbarnard1984.tumblr.com/post/113163062955/dark-souls-2-design-works-translation>How The Gutter Got Guttedhttps://youtu.be/t_YcEvpAafE>Dark Souls 2 Graphics - Network Test vs. Vanilla vs. Scholar of the First Sinhttps://youtu.be/eMKsouZ9CNI>The Archives - Repository of lore documents, interviewshttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MsqQvo7nQGzeifTMbAV5e0gL-5hshof_They tried to expand the engine with a new lighting system but it fell through and forced them to visually downgrade the shaders through most of the game. The project was rebooted almost entirely when Tanimura's team took it over. They had to rework the original, unfinished 'open world' version of the game and take what little bits of it were complete enough to use and put together a full-length game out of it. As a result, Drangleic is missing many, many of its intended areas, transitions were cut, levels were left unpolished and unfinished, questlines were cut, etc.Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring have a lot of Tanimura's ideas for Dark Souls 2
>>568376705You need to go back
>>568377102I should be telling you that. Better get that general up and running from now. You’ll need all the help you can get.
>>568376451>>568377102>duskuckjeet seethecinema
>>568376873I don't like it for normal balancers though I like fighting them normally it's more fun
>>568376873>NormalNo>EDIf only 1 person no. If 2 or 3 it's better but makes the fight so boring that I refuse to do it
>>568377187>retarded doomtroon babbleNot surprising
Please buy him
>>568377045DS2 mechanics copied into DS3 and ER:-estus shards/bone shards (seeds and tears in ER) and instead of kindling to buff your heal-effigy/ember/rune arc to restore max HP or get a stat buff-casting magic also consumes stamina to limit perpetual spamming of quick spells-fastroll and midroll have the same animation, but under 30% gives you far more roll length-multi direction rolls while locked on-midroll up to 70% weight-backstab has a 2 way confirmation via an extra grab animation-parry frames at the apex of the swing-infusions separate from upgrade levels-reasonable poise/hyperarmor levels meant for trades with fast weapons, not tanking greatclubs or giant bosses-4 ring slots (plus rebalanced rings so more niche effects aren't just ignored like DS1 where everyone used Havel's and FAP)-ultra/colossal weapons unpariable when 2H unless it's a rolling/running attack-jumping attacks on all weapons unpariable-guardbreak allows for a riposte-blue sentinels to save hosts from reds-limited respec-longer messages with 2 phrase structure-canceling gestures with a rollER added even more things from DS2:-rolling in poison covers you-rolling in water gives you 20% fire resistace and -20 lightning resistance-lots of gear, armors, talismans etc that changes your statsDS2 became the masterprint for the core mechanics and balance of of a souls game.
>>568377421It’s going to be so funny when you all go the way of Armored Core
4 days till dsjee gets revived
>>568377421>>568377608shut it retard
Reminder that Devil is the Duskbloods shill
'tiffs
>>568377737Wtf this guy is a legit thread shitter lmao
Recluse Tits
>>568377737>brony...devil and DOS were the same person all along?
>>568377450>please buy our frog plushieyes bamco>get to check out>$74 dollars with shippingno bamco
>>568377737so lame and weird...
>>568377450suicide fuel
>>568377450if it wasn't so fucking expensive, sure. but no.
Are the ED balancers red because of the formless mother? I mean Mohg can be a boss.
wheres elf
You're too brown to understand souls game lore better stick to pve/pvp latinx
wheres 'zuk
>>568378823Who are you talking to? You didn't quote anyone
Yes!
>>568377737>deviljeeta was DOS all alongincoming deviljeeta thread
>>568377450ewww i don't want albinauric anything anywhere near me
>>568378539well it looks pretty bloody
>>568378938madison broke his heart so he left forever it's over
>>568378539NR doesn't have any lore it's all random bullshit.
>>568379425bloody.. almost like some sort of benchod?
You shouldn’t drop your less likely if you have zero negations RL
>>568379602shut up shifty cutie
>>568379569yes bloody bitch fuck
>>568379602as long as you're a caster, yes, but erg isn't ready to accept that
>>568378823>>568377737got his ass here nicely done
>>568379981stop talking to yourself retard
>>568302756I fuckin hate those toggers lol
>>568380313sent that freak flying with that post good job man
Dark Souls bosses you wish were in nightreign
>>568377564>>568377639Go back
>>568381047Shut it shilltroon
>>568377737Looks photoshopped
>>568379838how is that not the consensus
>>568381303Huh?
>Skim to literally any part of the thread>There's at least 1 post, if not more, crying about "browns", or making other similarly racist remarks.
>>568347545The cord is full of blue names (snoys), that's an objective fact. You lost.
do you guys think maddy misses me
>>568382267if ur nezuk maybeif not literally who doe
poopmask
>>568380850>>568380313stop talking to yourself retard
>>568382639See >>568382639
>>568381753Post the evidence please. The fact that there’s a literal channel called a containment zone indicates they’re naturally a minority. I’ll just overlook the fact you’re a ‘cordtroon for your own sake (always the case with you people).
>>568382904>>568377639
so if DLC weapons were added, light greaterswords would absolutely be the newest slop unless they make both Leda's and Rellana's legendary Leda's would be a guaranteed ranged AOW if it's epic
>>568381750you seem… upset?
>>568381739Why are you in that place anyway?
>>568382267you don't have to say that
>>568382969>>568373187
>>568383025I heard LGS guard counters are broken, why is that. Also great katana or fat katana whatever it's called rapes everything day 1 and 2, it's like UGS with bleed
>>568382939The containment zone already proves me correct, you utter clown
>>568383025i want Ansbach's Longbow
>>568383125All the GAWDlike gamers are in the 'cord
>>568383276>no evidenceShut your cocksucker you wrong maggot you know you’re talking out of your unwashed ass
>>568383362explains why it’s apparently filled with consoleGODS
>>568383520>explains why it’s apparently filled with consoleGODSUmm pcissies our response?
>>568377737So cool and correct though
>>568383207>>568358828
>>568383243oh yeh if dragonhunt greatkatana is epic then that is 100% guaranteed the newest slopthough at least Rakshasa's is just pure suicide in depths and poking with a greatkatana is amazing single but falls off in multiplayer since you can't just chain stagger everything
terr hating consoles is reason enough to cheer them on
Are we watching Shogun tonight or Zorfat?
>>568378938>>568382428Don’t namedrop your boyfriend
is boxy unbanned
>>568384650she died
>she
>>568383831Rakshasa is really good with the charge cancel shit it would be strong in depths.
>>568384832>>568384741omaiga..
>>568384650She goes by shoe0nhead now
>>568378795I'm working rn
>>568383831Why can't you chain stagger everything, yeah banished do their hyper armor bullshit but then u just get away
>>568382573See >>568384608
Is Caligo the only NL with a fadeout outro to her theme?
remember when elden ring came out and sucked and we all committed spooku
i think about that time all the time yes
#Thankful
gg regular insects morgot never spawned for me and his music never stopped
>>568385802I remember when it came out I thought it was so fun that it made me like video games is here I am, talking about this video game that I am also playing at the moment
>>568386735>>568386735>>568386735
>>568386758holy rent free
>>568301630Not the first time Deviljeet has been exposed, and definitely not the last
>>568387063rent free
>>568386967huh???
>>568383581>>568383520Kek trve
