Red strat in warbond EditionPrevious:>>568244254>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VEMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 19 Wwise Audio Fix
>>5683344733/4
you're a big guy
>>568334473>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241959870468/765611979958667793/4 pls respond
>rebel guerilla faction
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>>568336097What's next? They selling ship upgrades through warbond?
I want to file a complaint. Someone said they'd rape newcuties if they join lobbies and I've never seen anyone harassed, raped or bullied when playing.
>make arc thrower better>give jump pack 2 charges before cooldown>make slugger better>add one more use to eagle napalm>offer vehicle weapon selection>give quad AC emplacement>give armor and helmet color customization>laser mech>orbital clusterbomb barrage>orbital hellbomb drop>add to resupply count for giga>add scopes for all primaries>get rid of ergonomics>add disco ball the destroyer bridge>make enemy hybrid factions (cybugs, squid controlled terminids, etc.)>hang alexus>fix hellpod steering>bouncing betty mines>more bolt action guns
>>568336457join>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241959870468/76561197995866779we can change that
>>568336349>buy ship upgrade>it still doesn't work
>>568336335moe bug fun!
Armor color customization WHEN? It doesn't have to be custom-- Just give us a way to change the colors of armor. Even something as simple as inverted colors being an option would be better than nothing.
>>568336335this sucks
lobby started, funnel in quick!
>>568336335RapeDevs
>>568334473FVLL
>>568336335MeleeCHADS... I prostrate...
>>568336097>Red strat in warbond Editionthank you AH for putting bread on sloptuber tables
>>568336254We call this lower the difficulty
>>568337154Not only a red strat, but one that we were given for free as an MO reward (temporarily)
>hdg already panickingthe guy who posted that as a part of the leak already admitted he was just trolling
>>568336294someone get this guy on the trooncord he's got ideas
>>568336335>child bot pen
>>568338145yeah, da community has been whining for new reds for a while now. AH will give this out for brownie points
>>568336335
>>568336335>retarded ragdoll shooter
>>568336294>orbital hellbomb dropIf it was long cooldown, took a few seconds to land like the 380 and once it landed you had to shoot it like the crashed hellbombs that would be kino as fuck. I'd love to see that.
>>568338395TRVKE
Why would they sell the incendiary gatling barrage? Why not make it a third action on the DSS to give us enhanced stratagems which we have to fund with super samples? Giving the stratagem or selling it would make the normal gatling barrage completely useless
>>568339095Normal orbital barrage is already good against chaff and incendiary one would suck against heavies, fabricators etc
>>568339095>ThirdFourth* sorry, orbital blockade is so useless I forgot it existed
>>568338080I'll believe it when I see it. until then it's just more doomsaying faggot baiting
>>568336335>grind faggot retardA reminder for all poorfag SC farmers
>>568339578>I rather spend grinding non challenging missions for several hours wasting electricity than just to pay a fraction of one hour of workI will never understand that.
I really hope they end up selling the red strat as it might finally prove the swedes REFUSE to learn and it finally kills the game
>no lobbies>have to host nowsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241965204674/76561198120804312Managed Democracy (read: dice) decides faction
>>568336097>They're recycling holiday event limited time red strats to put in Warbonds because they literally had nothing prior to the complaintsFucking grim.
>>568339773>Just become an employim Chud!
retards ITT will believe fucking anything as long as it's a jpg
>>568339773it's the principle of the thingmonetizing gameplay in this way encourages developers to make excessive grinds to get people to pay to skip grindingI will never pay AH or any developer for any gameplay-related itemsI will, however, sometimes pay them for cosmetics because that's a far more legitimate form of monetization
>>5683399352/4. Come play the game, faggots.
>destiny dead>bf 6 dead>rogue core dead>helldivers 2 dead>marathon about to diehow are we copin bois
>>568340736Whatever you say, Mr jpg!
>>568339095>WhyEasy money. >it would make the normal gatling barrage completely uselessExactly.
>>568336097dick n balls strat confirmed
>>568341131Returning to only singleplayer games. At least I won't have to deal with dumbass pubbies.
Orbital Quasar Barrage would be kewl
>>568340965No.
>>568339095>Giving the stratagem or selling it would make the normal gatling barrage completely uselessshut up idiot. here's just a few things that could invalidate your retarded opinion>only does incin damage on contact, not leaving any fire on ground>does less damage to heavies than og gat barrage>gat barrage stats get changed to not make it redundantfucking at least try to think outside the box before you post next time
Lobby doko onegai desu
>>568336097>brightest minds of /vg/ when there's a ragebait AI assisted fake shown alongside long known leaks
>>568339935STILL 2/4! WHERE THE FUCK ARE (you)?!
>>568336349>mech upgrade warbond>gun attachement warbon
>>568342147I just don't feel like playing with you, specifically.
>>568342147>WHERE THE FUCK ARE (you)playing terraria
>>5683399353/4
a casual mode with 60s cool down on all strategems would be fundont even have to give out rewards for it
>>568341845>That one time I ordered from the saver menu, just a basic ass cheeseburger and fries, and they fucked my order so I got someone's chicken nugget share box and vanilla milkshake
Looking to do an operation and a half. SPORE BUGS D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241968778406/76561198023139209
>>568343186Anon... we're still 3/4 here:>>568339935Why would you make a new lobby?
>>568343359It's telling me you have cross platform players and i don't want to enable that to join, sorry.
anyone up for some CGW?assimilator subfaction is out
>squid bricks>bored as hell>sentries doing everything for us>squids dont breach first layer>OBJECTIVE FAILED>how>no one at the assetsFucking sweden what the fuck happened
>>568343590no, fuck off troon
>>568343590nah
>>568343692>squid bricksis that even a thing?haven't come across it
Bot front status?
>>568344007I just joined it for the squid kills PO todayNo clue how we fucking lost itWhole thing is just everyone trying to kill the harvester the fastest
>>568343590>assimilatorWhat's this?
>>568339935full
>>568344275squids AND bugs
>>568343186Fuck it, we're starting now
One day...
The gallant is fucking awful. Unwieldy piece of shit.
The gallant is okay. It would be better if it was light pen.
>>568334473And the lobby closesThanks for coming, anons! Was fun to try out new loadouts every mission, and the bricks was solid fun getting blown up every ten secondsMore tonight for sure, I love me some appropriators. Gotta remember to bring an FRV and actually use some of what I bring, though.
>>568336097>>568341308OP gamebreaking meta incoming
>>5683344730/10 lobby host molested me DO NOT GIVE HIM HUGS HE WILL TOUCH YOUggs appropriators a lot harder than I remember and oversaars have insane sniper accuracy here
>>568346328The cool down will be dumb watchJust how the NEAT is with the EAT
>>568346639240 secondsscreenshot me
>>568346328>>568346639>>568346694dumb faggots
>>568346328>they release it>wider spread and longer duration than Orbital Gatling>slightly longer cooldown>lack of demo force>retards spam it even more than Orbital Napalm Barrage
>>568346254>It would be better if it was light pen.Motherfucker that's called the knight
>>568347061no way
its fucking insane irulta and reaf are still 50/50
>>568347061And it's better.Point proven.
Locking all new weapons, grenades and armor sets behind a paywall is fineTaking the third armor set, associated cosmetics and the final gun/throwable from the warbond and selling them in the cash shop is fineLocking the vast majority of new stratagems behind a paywall is fineLocking new vehicles behind a paywall is fine>YOU ARE HERELocking advanced weapon customization behind a paywall is fineLocking new shipmodules behind a paywall is fineLocking vehicle customization behind a paywall is fineLocking new biomes and enemies behind timed paid tickets is fineLocking bugfixes behind a paywall is fineCharging 15 bucks a month as a subscription for being allowed to play the game is fine
>>568347405>paywallSC are free, you can just pick them up.
>>568347532time isn't free
>>568347532isn't it sad that this 40 dollar game needs the same defense of "you can just grind premium currency" as your average p2w game?
>>568336097Hyena looks cool, I'll probably get it just for that. Im sure the community will appreciate a previously red strategem being locked behind a paywall.
>>568347820
kek, your furshit post failed
>>568347671Isn't it great that they added this much content without having me pay for it.
>>568348028Is it furry if its a bugWhat's the bug fucker term
can we get a community manager who's not completely retarded
Anytime a stupid FRV nigger pulls up to me and starts honking like a jeet I stick a thermite to them.
>>568347671The saddest part is that when they eventually remove SC drops (I just know that Shams is wringing his hands at the thought RIGHT NOW), the argument is going to switch to>"uh it's just $10 bro do you want the devs to starve???"
>>568347932Claims to hate humans....wears a human Swimsuit.Faker!
>>568348396this never happened
>>568348307Scaly?
>>568348337this might be one of the funniest hd2 images
>>568348689I think thats lizards n shit Shelly? Lol
>>568348569I do it often and I usually get kicked for it by angry FRV cucks like you, but I don't care. Your dumb jeet jeep is a waste of time and you will crash and kill us.
Imagine thinking about indians all the timeThey won in your head
>>568348849for a guy hating on jeets you sure act like one
>>568349012raj hated that
>OK I just want to relax, imma pub D6 appropriatorsHOLY FUK
Angry FRV cucks, are you aware that honking constantly is how jeet drivers behave? It is an apt comparison to how you behave when I don't want to get in your death trap. The instant deflection makes me think your izzat is at risk.
>>568349450LOT
being this mindbroken by the FRV can't be healthy....
>>568349492your indian hamster death gene fears the vehicleyou know you'll die once near modern technology go boil a lamb in piss
>>568349516hows michael doing
>>568349516What does any of that mean?Someone translate this gobbledygook.
>>568349516you mean shams?
What the fuck happened
truth bomba: cremator is OP
>>568349516>jannies actually deleted tr*nimeHOLY BVSED
>>568349827le truke hon hon
>>568349827TRVTH NVKE: cremator is just okay and about as strong as the arcthrower
>>568349638You are a fool if you think jeets avoid machines when they are attracted to them to get run over by the juggernaut. You continue to deflect from reality which leads me to think you are a jeet attempting damage control. Your izzat is now forfeit.
>>568349971 (me)forgot to mention im trans
>>568349827it will never be OP due to limited rangethat said, atleast it is safe from nerftrannies... for now.
>>568349963cremator molests chaff AND bile titans too hard at the same time. arc thrower is basically a joke
>>568350094I accept your concession. I will not return your izzat, though. It is mine.
I literally cannot solofag on appropriatorswatchers spawn right on top of you no matter how far away you are from the host on the other side of the map and forbid you from doing objectives with their sniper accurate shots even while wearing oxygenator light
>>568350310keep saying your slang words baljaji keep the izzat you clearly cherish it
>I literally cannot solofag in a coop gameGood.
>>568341131Shopclick is going to get cogboys in a month
>>568350379autocannon and sickle
I was the one introduced this general to the word "izzat", I'm glad to see it is being used so often in here
>>568350379"I want the game to be hard!">game is now hard"noooooo!!!!!!!!"
>>568350379>watchers forbid you from doing objectives with their sniper accurate shotsI mean watchers don't shoot anything but lighting but they need to be point blank to do so and even then they somehow miss half the time
>>568350829I might have mistaken them with someone else? Probably overseers?
Niggers with 2000+ hours will literally complain that the game their white friend gifted to them asks for money as they keep updating it like a live service meanwhile it lets you buy everything with in-game currency and you can pickup shit off the floor or just ask another player
>this pay 2 play game being monetizied like a f2p game is fine because you can grind premium currencyalways the same deranged cope with fanboys
>>568350907there's also orbtruders which are shittier versions of watchers who can't call in drops and shoot plasma bolts but they are also horrendously inaccurate
Harvester and leviathan lasers should not be instant death contact. It makes for unfun gameplay where either a tiny mistake results in death or the laser will randomly change course while you are trying to dodge which also results in death. Sometimes the laser tracking is perfect and nothing you do will save you. You are just dead because the game deemed it so. Only a swede would think this is enjoyable.
>>568350941so if they capped SC to 10 per hour, you would still not complain because SC is completely free to get?It would only take you 100 hours to get 1000 SC, but hey, it is completely free at all (0.00$) ((zero dollars)) so all is fair, right?
>>568351180There's a version of the laser that isn't instant death and spoiler alert it's fucking worthlessWear better armor
>>568350941>white friend gifted to themwhat did he mean by specifying this detail?
>>568351324he is projecting
>>568351316Oh no iteration and testing to find a good fit. Clearly we must only operate in extremes as the former requires effort, a most dangerous thing to swedish health.
>>568351228I don't give a shit about farming SC, never have, never will. If I find them around the mission I usually just spend them on random super store items. I don't have every warbond because it's unnecessary, and the ones I wanted I had no problem in giving the game I've poured so many hours into some more money.If you really think spending several hours farming for a warbond you wont be using is a better use of your time than just working one extra hour and being able to afford like 4 of them instantly then you have reality all messed up.
>>568351180>Only a swede would think this is enjoyable.Fucking AH thought that a super heavy enemy on the light armor faction that respawns nearly instantly if you somehow manage to kill it spamming instant death and ragdoll shots was a good design. Fuck, the leviathan is so broken at its core as a design that even the current version is still the reinforcement tax collecting fun police that makes vehicles even more pointless simply by existing.AH is retarded, I firmly believe that good new enemies like the factory strider and the interloper were pure accidents
>>568351562You're entirely right anon, the swedes do have that tendency which is why I don't really want them to nerf it because they'll find a way to make some of the only actually threatening parts of the illuminate roster as worthless as the rest of itHeavier armor does help a lot with it though on top of just better awareness, it's not like I don't entirely see your point
>>568351762I can count on one hand how many times a leviathan has killed me after they changed it to beams
>>568349963>>568350286arcthrower stunlock is more useful
>>568351656>swigger defending retard with zero sense of money thinks the average person earns 40 bucks per hourI shouldn't be surprised, but still
>>568351562an individual leviathan beam is that middle ground. harvester beam is 1400 DPS, the gazer beam is 50 DPS. a single leviathan beam is 400 DPS.
>>568351762>RR in Illuminate>Complains about leviathans>Makes no effort on finding proper cover>Shield generator, Shield grenade, Smokes? Pass, I rather keep getting my shit pushed in by being out in the open when I target the leviathanWhat did he mean by this?
I just swipe my gay little card because im and adult with a paycheck and not a poor jeet or chinamen
I rather farm SC for hours and at the end of the month pay extra in electricity to my good government instead of playing the game for fun
>>568352071The leviathan has four beams and usually two or three are trained on you boosting the DPS to 800 or 1200. It is still near instant death and you only live if it grazes your leg. Anything else, you die.
>>568338080Huh? It's not new?
>uhh money is literally worthless please suck me dry shams if you disagree you're brownwhy is this the only defense the SIDF can come up with?
>>568350379Mechasquid one-man army loadout>heavy space cop armor Counters oversaars remembering to aim. Only the harvester beam still threatens death. >coyote/lib pen/gallant Push comes to shove, these kill EVERYTHING that they throw at you. But normally you use it for watchers, oversaars, and collapsing shield bubbles >pissile Destroys warships. Occasionally use it to kill a harvester or mech squid with a weakspot hit. >arc grenades Fucks up Mechasquids something fierce. Hard counters the squids if they ever try to snowball with a critical mass of units > De-escalatorA bit RNG, but obliterates everything on the front (except warp ships)>supply pack+12 arc grenades>HMG emplacentSolos a squid drop. Use arc grenades to stun enemies if you need breathing room to call it down. >AT emplacentAlso solos the squid drops. It's a bit worse than HMG, but sometimes HMG is on cooldown.
>>568351948This, it has better range, no backpack and (as far as i know) won't hurt yourself.All in all id say both are kinda on the same powerlevel.
trans or swedish lobbies anon
>>568352437>coyote/lib pen/gallantIsn't pacifier the metaslave option aka better?
>>568352351You are brown, first of all.Second of all, if $15 is too much for you to spend on a hobby once in a while then you have bigger problems to worry about than arguing with people that can.
Sex warbond when???
>>568352762fuck thatRape warbond when???
>>568352695>uhhh you're brown if you don't want swiggers to nickel and dime you for everythingglazers are truly desperate
glazediving is off the charts today itt
SC cheaters are just mad that they need to get a job now. LMAOing@your_life!
>>568352298The skybox beams, (when it's all at once aka rarely) being near instant death is not an issue, what made release Levithan cannons agitating was that their cannons could and would 'actually' kill you in an instant and importantly they would do it with much less forwarning That the beams are beams and a light show in of themselves is all part of giving you yet further forwarning as well.
>>568352961money going to sweden is nothing compared to giving money to israel Which we all do unknowingly daily Widen your scope of problems
>>568353132>uhhh time to deflect... something something ISREAL JEWS BAD AIEEE LETTING SWIGGERS NICKEL AND DIME YOU IS FINE BROdesperate and a schizo
>>568351948No, being able to molest a charger for a minute is not worth it over just killing shit fast
Every patchEvery warbondEvery major updateEvery community postI hate these devs a little more.
>>568353230ok henry
>>568352642I do not agree with the pacifier being meta. But if you enjoy it, then it should still work.
Can't wait for the implement of EAC tomorrow, CGW trannies and SC cheatjeets on suicide watch
>>568352961>n-no you can't spend money that's glazing!!>you have to roll in the pig shit with me*yawn* I play for myself, I use my money to make my hobby feel better, I'm the target audience and your opinion doesn't matter. I enjoy most aspects of the game, don't rage after every death, I'm not mentally raped by having to use the same exact loadouts every single mission.I am a happy man that can shitpost here while at work and still get home and purchase another warbond if I wanted to. (you) are welcome by the way, me and other people like me keep the lights on.
>>568353486Paci is cool on appropriators because it immediately opens their weak spot for an insta kill
>>568353568I got 65k in reserve, I am good.There is no way they will retroactively ban everyone involved because even completely innocent players received cheated in SCs at some point.
>>5683399353/4, we're diving on a blitz right now.
>>568353649the anon fears liquid dadgamer nirvanatheir mom still does their laundry forever trapped in 2016
>>568353697What can I use to quickly kill them after pacifying?Also, where exactly do you aim with the pacifier?
>>568353568>cheatLORDS on suicide watchBut I'm comfortably set for the rest of the game's life??
>>568353649>literally has no argument besides "money is worthless" and "you're brown"not looking good for glazers
>>568353934You haven't given me a real reason for not spending several hours to get a warbond instead of just working. Aside from le sweden bad.Like I said, I play for myselfIf your idea of fun is penny-pinching you can just say that instead of whatever it is you are doing
>>568353872The blue shield down in the middle is where the pilot sitsShoot them pretty much anywhere with the Pacifier but always aim for the blue bubbleOnce theyre stunned all shields fallI brought the commando for quick pilot kills, EAT ok too but commando has 4 rockets which is enough stillBring other stuff to help with the other enemiesGood 1-2 punch
>>568353934You're assuming he even plays the game in the first place
>>568353649Are you literally me?
>>568354186my idea of fun is not being nickled and dimed for every crumb of content in a full price AA gameBut that's beyond consooomers like you, worship the corpo and swallow the slop
>>568352437>>568354217thanks to both of you, good stuff
hmmim thinkinglobby dokothats what im thinking
>dipshits on wrong planet for the 1000th time>funding of wrong orbital for the 1000th timethis game is a stark reminder of the kind of idiocy you are dealing with in reality
grown adult poors ittworse than consoomers
nahhh bro wants a lobby
>my idea of fun is not being nickled and dimed for every crumb of content in a full price AA game>therefore... I shall spend several hours angrily playing the same AA game to show themthank you for filling my lobbies bwo
>>568347189Niggas are sick and tired of squid cities
>>568354534I am not hosting because I am scared you might be a tranime enjoyer
>>568354534im thinking miku miku oo ee oo
>>568354757I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLDBECAUSE OF YOU
>>568354495Just try to not waste time and strats trying to kill the mech body itself Purely go for the shielded pilot Then use your big strats to kill the little fuckers surrounding youGet the big guys down
FSR tomorrow
>>568354584I truly can't imagine how failing in life that hard must feel like
>>568354757>>568354873What's her loadout?
>>568355040for me it's DLSS 4.5
GO IRULTAYOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERSYOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME ON A 1% RESISTANCE PLANET WHEN YOU COULD ENCIRCLE 2 PLANETS (INCLUDING REAF) AND LET THEM GET CAPPED ON THEIR OWNYOU CAN LIBERATE TWO ENTIRE FUCKING SECTORS BY GOING TO IRULTAYOU RETARDS DESERVE REMOVAL FROM THE GENE POOL
>>568355207We all fail in some way or another But at least get fukkin PAID>nooooo youre le goy cattle!!!!!!I'M EATING!!!!!!
>>568355373big meltyim diving martale
>>568355264scythetalonsheild bubblelaser cannonorbital laserorbital smoke strike (like fog machines at concerts)shield dome
>>568355264She would be a pure pissdiver with mods that make lasers cyan
>>568331163>How ass is it going to be compared to Gameguard?I Cheat Engine Space Marine's 2 "SC equivalent" regularly (because they keep giving it out and it has a limit). You just need a bypass just like in Helldivers.
Sexbond tomorrow
>>568355264My penis
>>568354495also if you're using heavier weapons shooting both arms off the veracitor kills them instantly
>>568356004Sexo Sexperts
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Throwable shield with magnetic return ability when?The game is nearing its capeshit parody bondWe already have a superman emote
>>568355909>>568331163https://github.com/CamxxCore/EasyAntiCheat-Emulator
>why did you throw that cluster on top of meboo fucking hoo nigger kill yourself, maybe don't be right in the middle playing the hero
>>568358673not the perfect solution but paired with some over side loaded dlls this is a good start. I'd look at this as reference only and wait for a comprehensive bundle.
>>568356004Girth Enforcers
They can't implement EAC without fucking over CGW.
>due to budgetary reasons hellbombs must be armed manually>also there's a bunch of random hellbombs across the map>they will explode if anything touches them and have no activation terminal and are in places you can't call down hellbombs???
>>568361851>also in the first galactic war hellbombs only required a single button press
>>568361823And?
>Join 20 minute in progress bot game to steal EXP>No main obj done
>>568361823And that's a good thing.
>>568362107>try to do main objective (destroy bio processors)>"bro wtf why are you wasting time away from the team">they have been TRYING to do SEAF artillery for the last 6 minutes in an endless death spiral>You have been kicked from the game.It can not be helped.
Appropriators care :)
>>568362531>mosaic censoringl-l-lewd....this is a blue board, anon.....
>>568362531FTL jumped away
>>568356743eh, i could see a fake super powers warbond kinda work. every gadget would come with a flashy effect and suicide if used improperly.voice of democracy proper aggro attraction unlike flag, but you cant stop it for like 30 sec and it triggers call in if its off cd.bulwark of managed democracy gives you front facing heavy armor and light armor on the back at medium cost, some sort of staying together buff like stamina tiny hp regen and reload speed.democratic gaze laser glasses, 2 pen beam with toggle to 3 but fast overheat, death on overheat.haste of freedom some sort of super jump and sprint that can cripple your legs if abused. or turn it into a rage monkey mode injector in grenade slot.outreach of the free some lockon cluster system for 2pen crit hits, locks you in place while setting it up and you have to click target parts manually.
>>568354696You don't play the game anyway
>take a few weeks off>drop on squid city>the lighting isn't ass anymoreDid they fix it?
The last image you saved on your computer or phone.Show it.
>>568361851First wave of an invasion seems to be just dropping random armed hellbombs on a location and seeing what happens.
>>568364282This isn't jewbook, nerd. Gtfo with that gay shit
>irulta will give us a passive cap of reaf>DSS is also on irulta>blob is on reaf I think it's safe to say that even if an in game means of coordinating or even having big giant letters saying "dive here" existed that the community would still botch things.
sex with stratagems
>>568364623It is stuff like this that does make me question the "AH rigs MO's" narrative, time and time again the community has shown they have absolutely zero tactical acumen and are willing to throw MO's for no reason.
so why is the liberation rate 0.00% on rirga bay despite 4% of the player population being there
>>568364282
>>568362531Couldn't get that secondary useless obscure off the left side without faffing stuff in an older kdenlive versionregardless, this appropriator threw my grenade back like a bug does
>>568365023It's a defense not liberation.
>>568365023You need close to 15% of the total player population (across all fronts) to dent that %
>>568365110please don't upload webms with a height resolution lower than 360 god damn
>>568365227>>568365251shouldn't it still be like 0.04% or something smallor did they just bloat the defense hp to 6 gorillion so it's simply impossible even with 50% of the population
>>568365023Resistance is .13 which means you need more than 13% of the population to start gaining anything, and would need more than half to actually be successful in the timeframe needed to hold the planet.
>>568365384Exostorm defenses are odd in general, numbers probably work differently, and it's still only a class 1.
>>568365110>360x202>3.62mboh shit nigger what are you doing
>>568365637practicing with various rendering outputs and just throwing up what I have that fits on the threadmp4 seems to be a hair better at times, all of these can be easily re-rendered anyhow
Over status?
>majority of DSS votes are for irulta>majority of divers are on reafExplain?
>>568366418No one cares about the DSS/galactic war.
>>568366523If they don't care why are they on reaf at all?
>>568366717Faster que times because there are more people there.
>>568366265It has never been more over... Marathon(1994) won...
imagine the meltdown if they did this for the crossover
>>568366827That has always been the case though
>>568366912Imagine my meltdown if we get tau weapons but they suck ass despite being stupidly powerful and very long range in 40k
>>568366660>no cut marks on the thighRuined, get some good taste.
>>568366660that's a biological male btw
>>568367481you know you're a faggot right
>4chanx is still fugged>cant see deleted images cus of itdammit chink moot
>>568369334mine worksupdate
>look at top downloaded mods on nexus>it’s just this in different costumesBravo….
>>568364901It would help if you didn't need 90% of the player population to fucking flip a world. It doesn't matter if attacking a different world is more optimal because it is untenable to take a world without the blob.It's basically a fucking midwit meme scenario of:>hurrdurr I follow the blob>Noooooooo!!!! We need to time the DSS abilities and execute the gambits to optimally encircle the enemy worlds>it is better to act in concert executing a flawed plan than it is to split our resources in an attempt for some of us to execute a perfect plan.
>>568369534This is a slampig enjoyer thread for the slampig enjoyer game.
you wish subhuman
disgusting fat fucks
>>568350829>watchers don't shoot anything>they need to be point blank???????
>>568369534SEXO
>>568372554those aren't watchers, chucklehead
>>568372554kill yourself blue_cat
>>568372825it appears I live in your head rent freeI still don't know who you are
lobby doko
>>568365110How do you manage to fuck up a webm this badly>>568366215>h264 better than vp9Actual retard
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241991885688/76561197995866779moar SquidsD10, all are welcome
>>568373457full
You know what this game would actually benefit from? a galactic war in game global chat
The squids shall be horrified by the number of lives we will take. Only then will they let go of their weapons... Weapons that would have taken the lives of billions!
>>568375021>permanently spammed with chink boosting service ads
>>568375094Knowing Arrowhead it would have some extreme security issue they completely overlooked.
>>568369364i have the latest version tho
>>568375021It would just be constant begging people to dive certain planets for the MOs or arguing about gambits, still wouldn't work either.
The Epoch is the perfect trans weaponEveryone tries to gaslight you into thinking its a good thing
>>568376321And everyone who falls for it and actually uses it ends up eventually killing themselves kek
>>568376210At this point nothing would really fix the issue, there is no logical explanation for why the blob is retarded. They have all the info you have access to, anyone claiming otherwise is coping, they just get that info and do nothing with it.
>>568376321>>568376639>Thinks about men who chopped their dicks off unprovoked
>>568376321it may not be good but it is fun. not sure how that fits into your troon obsession analogy tho.
>>568377749he wants to suck girl cock
>>568377239They literally don't though?So much shit is buried in an unofficial companion app ffs
>>568376321Epoch is good, i don't know what trannies have to do with it and don't care either.
>>568377239>stop having fun, you NEED to join udits izzat ponzi scheme
As soft and nice fat people are… do you really want to support a land whale at home? they’re not going outside be real.
>>568378557The blob is still following the MO anon, they're just doing it in a more retarded way. Ironically playing into udits izzat ponzi scheme as not being retarded would fuck over udit.
>>568378163If you have literally any online presence with helldivers you know about the app, even then what is going on right now doesn't need it, the mechanics of sieges is in the game, we've done it multiple times, literally anyone who's not braindead or fresh off basic would know how they work and why it's better. Even then with the info provided in the game Irulta is shown as a lower resistance world and they blob under the assumption they don't understand how cities fuck that would naturally think it is the easier target to take. And even then the DSS is still on Irulta which which is literally the big light saying to drop there, which they are ignoring.
>>568378163You say that as if AH themselves have made in game text announcements to do things for which the blob still fully ignores. Which is the key point, they could have literally all the info the app has in game and people would still ignore it because they already ignore the stuff that is in game.
>>568378797The blob cant fuck over udit, the blob has no cards.Even piss admitted in the AMA that the current goywar is on rails and they are writing alternative routes soon(tm)until then its all fake and gay
You want a lobby? It's your my friendsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241996137121/76561198040375859
>>568380158Fuck, I got GABENED, wait for 15 minutes or so and I'll post a new link
>>568379478>you now remember that piles said it's going to take YEARS to improve the GWNuke Sweden
/marathon/ is laughing at us...
who?
Alright, here we go, this lobby should worksteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241996972878/76561198040375859
>>568349827SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP LET ME HAVE MY FUN GUN
>marathon laughing at USwho
literally whoPlay melty blood
>>5683809583/4 You will find the required lust provoking image attached, now get in here.
Not joining specifically because you posted that btw
joining specifically because you posted that btw
>>568381790>>568381869Now kiss
>>568381651you're a louse, anon
>>568380958FVLL NEVER DOUBT MY GOONING WAYS
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241997955515/76561197999417031
>>5683821682/4
>>5683821683/4
>>568382168i wanted to join but suddenly my game freezes on initial load. thanks swiggers.
>optimizing patch tomorrowpredictions for what breaks?
>>568382168still 3/4
>>568383251my spirit
>>568383251If you play in native resolution, nothing will change for you.
>>568383251It's a Nixxes patch, so nothing will break. You will, however, be perma banned for cheating in SC.
>>568383251still no vault fix
>>568382168dead threaddead game
>>568383251all cheaters FUCKING bannedif you have ever picked up a cheated SC or even used SC arrows you are fucking DEAD
>>568382168get the fuck in3/4
>>568364282i can't post that on a blue board
>>568384285Litterbox. Now.
>>568364282I’m only doing it because the boobs are featureless.
>>568385503pass smash smash smash
last CGW evar (maybe)squids AND bugs assimilator subfaction d10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241999939935/76561199120619040
>>568385919kys
Not a single playable world with any automaton subfaction, not one.I miss the cyborg soundtrack.
>>568385919>last CGW evar good
>>568364282/hdg/ coded
>Initial Velocity 70 m/s>Ergonomics 10>bug that prevents you from disabling laser targetingI hate this fucking shit
>>568387095>bad eat
>>568376321i enjoy the egock, it's not a great weapon but it does function decently across the board so it's fun to bring when you just want to fuck around
>>568386107>>568386656>be swede>see this
>>568385919anyone?
>>5683859192/4
>>568388019Normal lobbies are taking a while to fill up at this time and CGW is an even smaller pop, you do the math
>>568385919>CGW>discord troonwhy would i like ever
>>568385919fvll
Nothings gonna happen tomorrow. They put nothing in may on their roadmap for a reason. Flame sentry and lumberer have been broken for almost a month, vaulting even longer. AH doesn't give a fuck. They took over a week to revert like 3 numbers to reverse the hiveguard changes. They just wanna shit out more slopbonds for gamerdads to buy while leaving the game to rot.
remember when they released weapon patterns and we thought they might release morehaha
>Complete mission>Everyone leavesDo squidplayers have really bad ADHD or something?
>>568341552>quasar drone that only hits pinged targets
Leviathans and Vox should spawn from a single spawn point like gunships. Why weren't they implemented this way instead of the un-fun not worth killing shit we got?
>>568388594Its faster for me to quit while the pelican is taking off and then join another mission on the map.
>>568385919>lastPorque?
Chances of the blob going to defend Rirga Bay instead of smashing the MO planets that have several days to spare?
>>568389560Okay so why do those same people that leave rejoin my game? Nigga just have some patience, god damn.
Reafchads are blitzing this planet look at them go!
Been having fun doing D6/7 squid with low levelsJust coasting on missions theyre good enough to not die constantly
>>568389832If you're playing a higher difficulty there are limited lobbies. If they are using quickplay it can put them back into your game.
>>568390064kill yourself shitter
>>568390064I like D10 squids. The spawns can get hectic but are manageable with some XMG high volume lead application.
>>568390164no u kill urself bully
>>568390164mean
>>568390235I do too but im just trying to relax and help out othersD10 players all want to be the main character sometimes
>>568390164I'd rather have people play whatever difficulty they enjoy than shitters getting carried at D10. Kys faggot.
>>568382168kino game
Lower diffs staying in their lane > D10 chuds trying to be epic hard diff enjoyers
you retards are defending an off topic shitposter btw
>>568390080If the lobbies are limited then why not just wait if theres a chance its just going to put you back into mine? Take some adderall or something.
>>568390436When I play with randos I usually drop the difficulty too as I detest hard carrying. Squiddivers I don't have to have to carry so much in the higher difficulties so I don't mind playing rando D9 or D10.. My most recent experience doing D10 bug randos on Bore Rock was joining 3-man lobbies where none of them have any form of dedicated anti-heavy and they are playing rundivers with 3 bile titans chasing them. This happened several lobbies in a row and I just gave up and went back to squids.
>>568390164>"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO PLAY D10 BECAUSE THIS IS AFFECTING ME PERSONALLY!!!!"
Are you having fun, gamer?
>>568380958Thanks for playing lads, that was fun.
>>568391324MocktailsMixersIce
>>568390973What I noticed is lower Ds will bring good items to play the match while D10 guys think they're hot shit and just metaslave themselves around
>>568390760The people shitposting D10 and telling low diffs anything are the same people humble bragging about how they enjoy lower difficulties, don't fall for the falseflag
>>568391115>>568391690Also you're not running full fire? Shameful.
freeze weapons and strats when?
>>568391690The snacks are real nice
>>568380958GGs goons
>>568388594because sometimes when people are getting off they go through and kick everyone and it hurts my feefees
cremator on squid status?
>>568392007cringe
>>568392132rude
>>568392098goated with the sauce
breaker incendiary status?
>>568392007>Got turned into an anime girljej
>>568392082I wish the game had a "Im done playing so this player needs to leave but its ok :)" option
>>568392247dogshit with poosauce
>>568392247I need supplies!
Why is the first-person shooting mode so disgustingly made
D10Bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242004125675/76561197999417031
>>568389685EAC update
>>568392215haha yayy!!
>>568392495the answer to every "why" question is always swedish retards>>5683925572/4
>>568392346Or just let hosts return to their own lobby and also skip the fucking defrosting animation when lobby hopping already
is it better to use a foregrip or just use none at all? I remember an anon saying a while back that they negatively affect something that the stats don't necessarily tell you
>>568392587Dios mio, mi super creditos!
>>5683925573/4
>>568392557Fvll
>>568391846I need something to deal with the drones
Do I need to clear out mods before the update
>>568393225the humble warrant
>>568392793Muzzle attachments increase weapon sway. Angled foregrip reduces weapon sway by 25%.Vertical foregrip only affects recoil and give you slightly less ergo.Meta is :Vertical foregrip + muzzle attachment for spray weapons.Angled foregrip + no muzzle attachment for precision weapons.
>>568393289no youre fine :)
>>568393858pretty sure sway is a separate stat unaffected by the ergonomic value and there's a webm that disproves this theory
>>568393225Anon fire deals with everything. It doesn't matter if they get to call in reinforcements because that just means more things to burn. Stop being a little bitch and put fire on everything. If I see you shaming Burnice by taking anything but fire weapons I am going to have to find you and I WILL be bringing the fire.
looks like there's a lot of GAY NIGGERS around tonite, just like every other NIGhtdooku lobby for anyone who isn't a GAY NIGGERd10- vote bot or bug, im bringing an auschwitz loadout(again) either waysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242005164937/76561198085764721
>>568394045>pretty sure sway is a separate stat unaffected by the ergonomic valueIt is. Nowhere in my post did I imply the opposite.
>>568392007you're looking the wrong way bud->what the hell are those sentries and HMGE
>>568394221forgot image
>>5683942212/4last one in is the zestiest NIGGER in the thread
>Decide to do a game today >Destroy UFOs>Get in mech>Wipe out three bases in the time it takes the team to just pick up their gear>Proceed north to clear out second to last seeing that another player was heading towards the last base >He clears that base>I clear the top one>Next to extraction>Call it in>KickedPeople get so fragile in this game about when and how you call in extraction and when and how objectives get done. Also its amazing people still don't know about the benefits of calling in extraction and then leaving the area so it provides covering fire.
wish we saw more of super earth bug foodi really like the setting but they dont show us a lot
>>568339095Reddit complained about no red stratagems in warbonds so they're throwing in one they made a year ago. Welcome to logic.
still 2/4pls get in and stop being a NIGGER
>>568341131Ive gotten so desperate for coop games ive entered the world of obscure MMOs. Someone kill me.
>Eagle-1 doesnt combat air threats and the people on the ground have toIs this what they teach you in the swedish military?
>>568394132I took the dickle because it sets me on fire so I figured it counts
>>568395612>cas bird doing air superiority
>>568394221FVLLTHE REST OF YOU NIGGERS ARE GAY NIGGERS DAT EAT DA POOPOO
>>568394803Blitz? Fuck em. That's the one mission where everyone going solo then leaving asap makes.the most sense and I'm a map completionist on any other mission type.
>>568385919and we crashedrehostingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242006002954/76561199120619040
What was it about Entrenched Division that attracted a significant number of retards?
>>568396061hey man not cool
>>568396189Right? You would think on blitz of all maps people would rush the fastest.
>>568396318Warhammer
>>5683962062/4
Can’t someone use SC farm v1 to host paid lobbies the two days before AH turns on EAC? why nuke the recent versions then?
>>568396826Dev had a melty because faggots were stealing the public version and trying to resell it back at 50+ dollars.
I love the breaker s&p for bugs
>>568394132>Anon fire deals with everything.Buenos dias, fuckboy
GET THE FUCK IN THE PELICAN AND STOP THROWING MEME STRATAGEMS AT EXTRACT
>>568398931this wouldn't happen if you just ran in first
>>568398931>STOP HAVING FUN AND CELEBRATING THE SUCCESSFUL MISSION
>>568398931just shoot them and extract if you're in such a rush to progress your memebond
>>568394045yes but angled foregrip also just reduces sway
>>568398970>you have been kicked from the game
>>568392557thank you for hosting
>>568396206still 2 out of 4
>>568397018They're all such shitters>AIEEEE MY PUBLIC SOFTWARE IS BEING USED BY THE PUBLIC TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT???!?!?!?!>A DIFFERENT MENU DEV USED MY PUBLICALLY AVALIBLE RESOURCE TO MAKE HIS OWN MENU?????>WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS!!>I HAVE TO SPERG THE FUCK OUT AND BAN EVERYBODY NOWWWW!!!!I think more of these things should be paywalled actuallyKeeps the faggots and third world retards out
>>5683962063/4
Thinking of picking this up over DRG since DRG is kinda dying. But why is this shit getting review bombed? Is this shit dying too?
>>568341131If only Far Far West came out with more content instead of EA
https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/helldivers-2-a/733511-super-credit-medals-farming-guide-21.html?s=0f8afc5c6fb570df0519cf559951551elast post
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242009369261/76561197995866779Squids again againD10, all are welcomeAppropriators of course>>568401209It's really fun, has a solid learning curve and a lot of stuff you have to learn from observation or talking to othersstrong controls really make it fun, feels good to just move aroundwould recommend you wait and see if people can still spawn SC after tomorrow's patch and if it's possible then it's worth the $40, still a grind to fill warbonds out though
>>568401559>would recommend you wait and see if people can still spawn SCI have no idea what that means but ok
>>568396206join pretty please
>>568401613Super Credits are the premium currency you naturally get from finding it ingame and what you use to buy warbonds, they're also what you buy for real money$10 is the price for each warbond, two (soon three) are $15if you can spawn it in or get it hacked in you won't have to cough up dough>>5684015592/4
>>568401368i think it's got good bones, but yeah I'm hoping the new enemies come out pretty soon. as a crackhead the movement and gunplay feels very tight and responsive, and they've been pretty receptive to the community's balance requests so far so that's good.
>>568401857Im just worried that 1.0 won't revive it. Its obviously going to die before then, but if it stays dead at 1.0 I'll be sad.
>>568401801So...wait, the game is pay2win? Why does every game have to fumble somewhere? I was having a lot of fun with Warframe until it settled in more and more that its piss easy with no challenge at all, but at least you could get everything for free technically.
>>568402304somewhat, base equipment is perfectly viable and there's fun in chasing down equipment you don't have but a lot of fun things are locked behind the warbondseach comes with 300sc back as a consolation prize, farming sucks and the company is not worth paying>>568401559still 2/4
When will the new trailer for the goybond drop?
>>568394221ggBots are shit
sigh, add them to the list...
>>5684018013/4join join join!!!
>>568401559full
>>568402842but /hdg/ told me vehicles were literllay usless and blew up instantly after they made bot blasters do 2 more durable damage
>>568403623Did you see the FRV being useful in that webm? I sure didn't.
>>568403972looks like it's creating the opportunity for fun which is the only use anything in this game should have because it's a game and games should be fun
>>568398931I use Sparta kick so they die to their own strat.
>>568401209>But why is this shit getting review bombed?Because chinks can't hack anymore
>>568339773>having integritythis breaks the jewish mind
>>568343692something crashed into it,
squid and bugs is lowk assno infightingdunno if that's just for current CGW lore or if they just couldn't get it to work so they had to make them squigger drones and we'll get some real VS stuff later
>>568404113>near unusable garbage>funGo stick some surstromming up your ass.
>>568404113Be careful with your words fundiver, there are indians that are about to have a meltdown because you dropped that thrvke
>>568405181shitter self report post
>Funneling squid mechs into a choke point while you have a HMG emplacement up All those broken bodies piling up is very satisfyin
>>568396206that was NOT a ragequit i just happened to crash at my humiliation ritual that's allgud games to anyone that joined
>>568404113Losing 1/4 of your slots for something that 99% of the time instantly explodes isn't fun.
>>568405181This anon has the following:High blood sugarHigh cortisolExtremely high melaninHigh concentrations of curry in blood (2.0 - 2.9 g/L)Extremely high estrogen levelsLow testosteroneDiabetes type 3Severe Autism
>>568405505>>568405281
>>568405505Learn to drive, retard.
>>568405380One thing they got right is the way the squid mechs break apart is viscerally satisfying
>>568405634And yet you never use the FRV. Curious.
As someone who loves the FRV, the FRV fucking sucks and I hate it
Check the time, whitedivers, the thread is currently occupied by indians and south east asians that can't run the game in their DELL laptops, avoid larpers, talk in-game instead.
>>568405505but enough about the 500kg am i right
>>568403623>back wheel instantly popped from one tiny blast which was unavoidable Obviously vehicle customization was the clear thing to do here but since sweden is fucking stupid they should at least have three FRVs, one for each faction. And the bot one needs to be able to take a fuckton more damage than the squid or bug one.
>>568405976The HMG fucking sucks and so the FRV sucks by extensionWhoever decided that higher armor pen needs to trade off for lower damage is a fucking retard and should be shotFuckin HP roundsRape Sneeden
rape rape sweden you bloody bastard, may vishnu smite your mother 100 times you fucking bitch
>>568405765I don't use it because a good FRV driver will trivialize any mission. I'm not a speed running troon. I play to see my career kill number go up.
The FRV is just an abortionYou don't even run things down with itThey slowly clip into the body until a damage tick tells them to die at randomUnironically worse than the cars in fallout the frontier
>>568407824and we're getting 2 more!
>>568407824>They slowly clip into the body until a damage tick tells them to die at randomThey really need to fix thatRunning over enemies should cathartic and therapeutic
>>568407824You think that's bad a voteless will stop a mech
Great happenings tomorrow screenshot this post
I'm moderately certain that I was responsible for every single harvester kill in my last match. What is it about harvesters that makes pubbies refuse to even shoot at them? It doesn't make sense. They're not even that tough.
>>568405281>>568405554I'm better at driving it than (you). It's still garbage that flips if you touch an inch high rock. You swedish fag.
Only one month and 4 days till more content! Hype!
When are we getting the next warbond preview?
>>568409196>”omg easiest faction llol”>”I wont take any proper AT lol, I am sure someone else will pull their weight while I just use whatever is fun”And then they just rundive when they see a harvester
Why can't these GM's let us do something without abusing the MO to farm izzat?
>>568409621If the blob wasn't retarded there would be time to actually save that but alas. Stop crying over a piss fog planet
>>568409604>proper AT>for the harvesterThey die in ~1 magazine from the gallant. 4 bullets from the AMR. Is that what's going on? People are ignorant about the harvester's actual defenses and they just assume that the thing needs an AT weapon to knock out?
>>568409196Their expert aura farmers and intimidate lesser beings with their mere presence
>>568409621Let the pissfog planet vanish into the abyss. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>568409791>Stop crying over a piss fog planetMissed the point entirely award
>>568403623This shit has no weight, a bug mine explosion can turn you over.
>>568401559and lobby closesthank you for coming anons, that's 3 ops todaytomorrow i think i'll continue not using anything i've previously used today
bait used to be believable
>makes retarded comment>gets laughed at>"YoUrE bAiTiNg Me"
>>568410450maybe on planet retard
what's the easiest way to take out illuminate ships?
>>568410954thermite, ultimatum.
>FRV is good!No. No it fucking isn't. But that would be ok if it had a short cooldown so it was basically a disposable instead of the fuckhueg calldown it does have.
>>568410954thermiteorbital gatlingorbital laser
>>568409802>expecting pubbies to aimYes, your average pubbie either has AT for harvesters or is a certified rundiver.People aim for harvester weakspots usually only on /hdg/ lobbies.
>>568410085>intentionally drives a vehicle that's not intended to tank damage into the enemy>I EXPLODED??? WHAT LE FUCK??? WHY DID SWEDEN DO THIS TO ME????
>>568336097>Support FRV can rearm and resupply vehicles This is the only condition in which I buy this warbond.
>>568411457I agree, you should go stand in the middle of a highway to really prove it to him
Fun fact, your Ship Master keeps the destroyer nice and cold. Meaning everyone in your destroyer has perked up nipples.
>>568411457>>intentionally drives a vehicle that's not intended to tank damage into the enemyYes.>>I EXPLODED??Nigger, I have no questions about the survivability of vehicle, why did a passing rocket make this shit jump into the air?
>>568411941That was a fun factthank you
>>568394834That's because you don't have enough citizen points. Your one and only meal is recycled nutrition bricks.
>>568410954Eruptor to the shield + door. Solo silo kills them from a gorillion miles away but the cooldown is pretty steep.
Good morning, Tzars
the bots is getting fighter jets!
>>568414059fake leak, that fighter jet looks kit bashed and too low qualitywho am i kidding
>>568414059>bots get a fast mover >the only way to bring it down is with the spearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVXPT-SeJXI
>>568410954termiteeruptororb laserultimatumAutocanorb gas
>>568336097>nerf durability of vehicles>sell you new vehicles with the old durabilityscams banking on that three second attention span
Why does everyone want a SEAF stratWhat could they offer that a sentry or stalwart cant The game would just break and AI brains would spread itself thin
>>568415680>radar alert >radar alert>helldiver signal detected
>>568415680they want this. that's the whole story.
>>568415918The famously good halo drivers and shooters
The minigun on CGW is everything I ever wanted. Fuck swiggers.
>>568410954Stalwart + Eruptor so you can kill any warpship from 150 meters away.
happy for you. go back.
overseers having the perfect delay between their melees to stunlock you to death if you try to stim gets me every time
Elevated overseers torch so easily. Just light them slightly and the afterburn usually takes care of them pretty quick.
>>568416452It's why I like the coyote vs squids. If elevated oversaars get too janky with their movement and throw off my aim, the burn finishes them off.
>>568416323A little embarrassing dying to themDying to bug swarm is understandableOverseer death is shamefur dispray
>>568416323I found it is better to just dive instead of stimming yourself so when they attack you, you get regdolled mid-dive a bit further away so you can actually stim yourself.
Hello, console aimlet here.What is the best dog to deal with the watcher/obtruder spam?
>>568417306Prob arc but youre best off using the Warrant instead of a dog
>>568417306normal gun dog
>>568401403Gracias anon.
please..... no more squids........ just remove them from the game
>>568417410I hate every single teammate who uses arc dog, I don't want to be someone I would want to kill myself. Was thinking between gas, fire or bullet dog.>>568417430Yeah reading up the wiki, seems like bullet dog might be the solution that "just works".
>>568411979>russian>complaining about warfareAHAHAHAHA you cunts are about get nuked gtfo
>>568417306>console aimlet herejust learn to use your controller's gyroscope and flick stick, its as good as mouse and keyboard
>>568401403>Farming medalsYou do not like this game. Play something else>>568417518+Izzat
>>568417708How about going to the front and killing russians personally, you're not a pussy, are you?
>>568417708goy beam be upon ye
sowhen is the update?I am scared
Can't wait to see how they utterly rape the game further this morning.
>>568418334DLSS will boost the performance saaaartrust the planswedes never lie
money's on no dead charger hit box change
patch doko
>>568418334Nixxes can be trusted. They were hired to do optimization on many games before. I trust the Dutch more than the Swedes at this point.
>Cremator nerf for no reason making fire a total meme againCalling it now.
CGW had a good run.Time to put it to sleep.>t. Nixxes
>>568418585it can't be a wager if there's no possibility of it happening
>>568418808I hope they get fucked hard. Faggot devs kicked me for no reason and now they were threatening people about how its in their right to paywall content they don't even own.
how do I make the spray & pray work
>>568419156begin by stopping dreaming
>>568336097I hope this rifle is a joke.
>>568419156you sprayand you pray
>>568418004what the fuck are you talking aboutthis is a table for spawning super credits you cretin
>dont want anymore bonds for now>dumping medals into Mobilize because im bored
Say something bad about it.Let it out.
>>568420087the people who use this stole my kills and made me lose izzat, therefore I hate it
>>568420087having to cycle the bolt multiple times because my diver has adhd feels bad
>>568420087chambering
>>568420087I don't like that you can't rack the bolt while adsI'd rather use the crossbow for utilityshrapnel damage is inconsistent
>>568401403it can't be that eas-
CALIFORNIAAAA
>>568420087A couple of days ago, I was playing with a Latin American children who used this and orbital napalm. I think I have nothing more to add.
>>568420087It tricks new players into thinking it's good for hulks and chargers
>>568420087Having to cycle the bolt if you holstered the weapon too quickly like when throwing stratagemsWonky shots if you mash the trigger before the gun is fully raisedThe occasional ricochet from shrapnel although not as bad as AC
>>568418954For more information see the following.http://hybrid-analysis.com/sample/f166e7f90a7c48dcbaf0f2f7463008a2309626d8d803c9391b6054c1ac971e17/6a14d85b28739289ee09d137
>>568420087No 1.5x scope. In fact a lot of good weapons don't have the 1.5 and it pisses me off
>>568421327That and they put it on things that don't need it like breaker incendiary
>>568375239>global game chat act as a pseudo lobby, lagging the game hard because sweden>SC dropper, who hooks to the host lobby to distribute SC, is now hooked to the global chat lobby>Community is flooded with free SC>AH's solution ? Put the warbonds at 10 000 SC each because of super inflation>But never change SC bundle price.>Because sweden
>>568421571I was thinking more you'd be able to force peoples PC's to open a link via some weird command you put into chat that leads to some malicious site.
How would you make this thing better.My opinionDamage 95 -> 90Ergonomics -> 40
>>568421327You should be running iron sights for increased ergonomics anyway, who cares about scope.And the projectile self-detonates after 150 meters anyway.
>>568421710Oh that too. I was thinking of in game stupidity but it would not surprise me considering how ironsight supposedly sent a good about of security problem and fixes to AH who did nothing about it.
>>568421231>Having to cycle the bolt if you holstered the weapon too quickly like when throwing stratagemsSo true, most annoying shit ever. Especially when you get caught off-guard in heated situations.>Wonky shots if you mash the trigger before the gun is fully raisedPretty sure there is a korean mod that fixes that but again, it should not be an issue in the first place if AH weren't so lazy.
>>568421756>how to make it better ?Mag and grenade type customization. Bonus points if I get a 40mm buckshot round.
>>568392007>negrozagross.
>>568421262without fail these jackasses always get jewey and greedy and it is their downfall
>>568421456goated restaurant deserves military defense
>>568421262it's incredible how fast they shat the bed
>>568421756Better ergo is a must and then holds a few more grenades or increase the damage and splash of each grenade instead because they and the grenade pistol grenades are fucking pathetic and don't do any damage at all.
>>568421456you guys haven't had spicy until you hit level 8 Coco Curry spice level, I fear the monster that can crush a cheese curry with level 15. no man can do a level 20.
>>568421756Just increase the grenade count to 6
>>568422419I can handle spicy things like chips and wings but liquid spicy fucks me up You feel it snake down inside your cells
>>568422849buldak in that image is like a level 6, I implore you if you ever go to cocoichi and eat the curry, you must respect it. I eat really spicy food and it lit a fucking inferno in my stomach and destroyed my toilet when I challenged a level 10. they don't fuck around. it is an pickup item in super smash bros for a reason, they fucking put the devil's piss in curry legitimately.
I will be sad if EAC kills CGW faster than the grooming allegations surface :(
>>568422962Yeah coco 5 is my limitI always get pork stuff and egg with veggiesI dont like mixing egg and chicken together, feels forbidden Game so dead we discussing curry
>>568423138eh it's night for NA, what else to talk about except some food.
>>568423136Dripku sent me unsolicited crypto advices in 1994
>>568423219Speaking of I wish the game told us more about dumb little things like this in SE societyIm interested in "street level" lore bits but clearly the devs abandoned the simple things of the game
>niggers ITT yappin' about power levels in foodFucking animefags.
>>568423767its on the menu
>>568423767must be an indian things.I just drink my milk, eat some beef and hearty vegetables like carrot, corn and potatoes and call it a day.
>>568423767literally dude. we aren't just making shit up. the japanese literally have it on the menu. sorry your life is gay and doesn't have powerlevels.
for me its chicken alfredo with broccoli
what do heldivas eat
>>568424265Eagle cum
>>568423767Anime site dude
>>568424265boiled terminids with mountain dew
anyone know when the update drop?
>>568424265onions products pumped full of estrogen
>>568424543Nigger, it's 9 a.m. in Sweden, these assholes haven't even woken up.
>>568424728Fucking Sweden they could've warned us about 9/11 but didnt
>>568424728what the FUCK man? You didn't have to call me a nigger
>>568424887what your fucking language
>>568424837Anyone in their place would have done the same thing let's be honest.
>Go to sleep with reaf and irulta at 40/60>Wake up to everyone on reaf
>>568425047be thankful bugniggers are helping you on the most boring front of the gamethey are doing their best okay :(
there's way too much foul language in this general
>>568425268shut up nigger before I rape you
POPPYCOCK
>>568425268go back to your hecking wholesome chungus reddit safe-zone then?
>>568424339No.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242025318183/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>568425159>be thankful bugniggers are helping you on the most boring front of the gameDont pipe up, lil gup. Bugchasers got hard filtered by trees and simple gave up. Squiddivers had to go there to pick up the slack. And this isnt even getting into how bugchasers are useless 99% of the time.
chasing cyborgs in skirts
>>568425692using pacifier to stun them so I can rape them easier
>>568425583full
>>568425047Do NOT sleep with reaf and irulta.
>>568425592>Bugchasers got hard filtered by trees and simple gave up.oh my bad I legit forgot about that lol.Minor order will fail for sure unless magic railroading happens (again)
>>568425835Who should I sleep with then
>>568427179me :3
>>568427235Ok, see you in 15 hours
>>568427289OK I will have dinner ready before we go to "sleep" :3
can you incels stop talking about sex and your disgusting ERP fantasies for 1 second?
>>568427420the touch starved chud thinks cuddling is sex!
>>568427457you are grown ass man, why are you talking about cuddling each other? You're a fat disgusting ugly pig, you're not a cute anime girl bro.
holy projection
>>568427686how can you be both ugly and gay?
>>568427809>both ugly and gaythey are called pansexuals btw
>>568427809Check the (you)s I ain't even one of those erp guysHow are you
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242027759437/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>568427420>having dinner with your girlfriend is a disgusting ERP fantasywhat no pussy does to a mf
I am going to ERP even harder
I havent erpd in years
>>5684279812/4, get in!
>>568428123I miss it desu. I work all the time nowdays.
>>568427981FVLL.
>>568428112>>568428123I would love to pamper either of you after heavy work helldiving on Bore Rock carrying sub-50 lvl shitters.Imagine the relief you would feel once I cuddle you on the sofa when you watch STROHHMAN news
>>568428379My brain chemistry changed and so did the average online user all at once over the past 8 years so the fun sorta collapsed for me>>568428563Au revoir
>>568428754I would secretly stim you when we are together so you think you actually got addicted to me and can't live without me but you would not be able to correlate that you are just addicted to Paermacura™ high quality health enchantment product!
>/hdg/ - Horny Degenerate General
what swiggers dev do to a general
>>568429510sw*dish developers + no content is a combination I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
>hellbomb>leveller>eat>xmg>hell-bent armor>ultimatum>giga grenadeWhat primary do I use for the best brascherian jihad experience?
Another developer takes over HD2
>>568429587it's Valve and every primary, secondary and support weapon has skins and skin cases and keys just like CS2
>>568429683Based, I don't care about any of that shit so it'll fund the game without affecting me
>>568429587Sidetrack Games, the guys who had Payday 2 development handed off to them.That means there will be absolutely not a single content update for 1 - 1.5 years, but every single bug and technical issue is fixed.Probably worth it?
>>568429683>objectives solved via teeter-totter puzzleskino
>>568429683this would be an improvement over current monetization
>>568429683no more warbonds and all weapons and armours are like tf2 skins, also random crits are a thing.
>>568430008Fair trade but the lack of items would drive divers insane even furtherNo more funny bugs to clip farm
>>56842951010000 femboys
>>5684279812/4 again.
20 minutes potentially till the supposed live saving performance update.
>>568430546do they come with that grippy sense?
>>56843071916 minutes until cheating pajeets get what they deserve
>>568430719Swedes are on full summer vacation already forget about that
>>568430805gorilla grip bussy
Patchi doko
>>5684279813/4, last call.
>>568429587>all new content will be free>only monetization will be via crates>armor can now be customized>skins can be bought via marketplace for literal centsi would be ok with this
it's over...nixxes... didn't manage to unfuck the game...
Was something supposed to happen..
ITS HAPPENING!CHEATBROS... HOW WE DOING?
>>568431740>>568431773new update delayed because it doesn't explicitly fuck over the player
literally nothing is happening
more like Niggers
>>568429683Also we get tons of hats and other cosmetics that break the art style.
Why is it always a tranime pfp user?
>Not even dropping at the usual update windowOh yeah there's something 100% wrong getting fixed right now.
>>568431971do we not already have that?
Nothingbros sitting pretty once again
IT'S HERE
>>568432063fake news.get raped.
>>568432028hello dong
CHEATER BROS WE WON AGAIN
this nigga might be on to something
>anounce patch 7 days in advance>postpone it on set datesasuga
where's the fucking patch lebowskyWHERE'S THE UPDATE SHITHEAAAAAAAAAD
updatebros...I am not feeling too well...
Patch in two hours niggers calm down
>>568432397Saar they dont work 1pm
>unfiltered sub implementing filterraped by BAC
>>568432632big Asian cock?
It came to me in a dream that patch will drop in 2 hours 9 minutes with balance changes.
This is funniest shit ever. But also expected. Its another sign that development is moving away from sweden to elsewhere. Its not AH pushing the patches out. But someone else. In diffrent timezone
Devs lied even about the update, this game is OVER, this game is FINISHED
>>568432769Degenerates, even fatsharks, don't release patches at this time.
This town's finished
>>568432801I want to kill myself because I will 100% never experience a girl in my or her room playing videogames with me.
>>568432940>girl
>>568432940Thats rough bud Mario Kart Double Dash got me and my gal pal heatedDry Dry Desert was our shit
Update doko?
>>568433045>>568432245
>>568433108take your jacket and go home(
>>568432818AH patch time was when lunch time is at sweden. They push put the patch. Go to eat and come back then look if things are working.
>>568433018the environment and technology in the photo tells me this was taken before they invented femboys and trannies
Do I even play this now or wait for update, I don't know!
>>568433246Can you wait two weeks?
>>568433193You can tell by the shouldersThats a girl alrightProb the last one
sowhat now
oh wow I just noticed they stole DSS from IrultaI wish this MO would fail I hate how fucking retarded the playerbase is. I don't want them to have muh cape. I will dive bugs/bots
14 minutes till update dropst:swede
>>568434058Will it break all my mods?
>>568434092hopefully
>>568434118abdobros...I don't feel too good right now...
>>568433875Voting DSS to RirgaBay
>>568427981GGs.
The day of rope is approaching
Dog ate my patch
lazy faggot devsdumb nigger players
I sold his legs to help fund the patch faster
Why would there be a patch today? They haven't announced anything
update in 2 hours surely
>patch announcement post got deletedHOLY FUCK LMFAO
>>568435090they didhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049
the swedes clocked out of the offices already
>>568435090just jeck your steam lazy nigger
>>568435090retard
them niggas be implementing EAC but forgot that will take actual work so now the update is delayed lmao
>>568435161>its truelmfao
Patch after I'm done pooping
>>568435796patch after lunch...and maybe after lunch nap...drag an dropping .dll files is hard...small inde dev studio, pls understand...
Patch after... aftzzzzzzzzzz
patch might drop in 2-3 hours, happened sometimes
>there are unironic poorfags ITT right now that don't own a RTX card
>>568436172Patch usually drops during workday in sweden. Unless its Nixxes pushing it out. That window is closing fast
>>568436235I own one but I hate all the frame generation, ray tracing and the rest of the bullshit. Like I dont want fake frames and I don't care about reflections. Like I'm playing the game, I'm not standing still looking at mirrors or water puddles. Also total nvidia death for trying to push all this AI crap
>>568436710The AI frames are weird to meWon't that just tank your power even more?We hit the wall with graphics and its ok to accept that
>>568436710I like DLAA everything else is shit
It's just a patch with DLSS, you fucking cretins, you're so praying and waiting for it, as if this patch will fix a host bug/climbbug/bug with invisible corpses and it will make squids an interesting enemies.
>>568437010kill yourself nigger
>>568437010>>568437034
Do you have to play full ops now in order to get rewards from orders? Because I played one quickplay D10 mission for the minor order and got nothing out of it when the order ended.
We should nuke Russia and systematic genocide the remaining survivors
>>568437034Or what are you going to do to me, you fucking cute little silly
>>568437126Just cheat the medals
>>568395515You should partake in /vm/s MMOventure, all the good obscure shit is already played though but at least they're still going
>>568437154nothing, wait till u rope
bed breaking sex with animeposters
>>568437154I will fight you by viciously pushing my lips against yours
>>568437496because you both weigh 300 kg
Was so excited to test the update asap but my laptop fan started going brrrrr, so now I have to open it up first to see if I can fix it : (
>>568437792its not happening son
7 minutes of truth
7 minutes...
>>568437221Learn to read ranjeesh.
how fucking DARE they
Nothing ever happens.
i can't believe this.
>DLSS + FRS>lumberer and flame sentry fix>maxigun buff to heavy pen>grenade launcher go back to having heavy pen>one-two now have 40 ergonomic and 5 grenades>enemy durable damage buff reverted>climbing and vaulting bug fixed>HMG now have it's 1200rpm mode back and 50 durable damageALL THIS WILL HAPPEN IN 2 MINUTES, SCREENSHOT THIS
unforgivable
>its up
what game is this guy playing because it sure isn't helldivers 2
it's 14:00 in yoorop and nothing ever happens
>he belived AH
It's dead
its bleak
>>568438442>3 minutes>nothing
>>568438568It will happen in an hour when they come back from their brunch/lunch break.
AH truly is the lolcow that never stops giving. What a shitshow. A never ending shitshow.
Frig thisIm going to space marine 2™
>cheaters won yet again
IF THE PATCH ISN'T HERE IN 5 MINUTES I WILL FLOOD THIS GENERAL WITH FURRY PORN
how terrible
No you won't.
that whore pig baconator. she ate the patch
We truly wereA Helldivers 2
when was the latest a patch dropped. what are the copes
>Already at 8k SC without ever farming or cheat jeetingWhere is the slopbond trailer, nigga. I'm starving here.
>>568439105>2 slots wasted on cars thay no one usesRather skip this garbage bond
>>568438775I miss Marty.
>>568439105june 2nd
>>568438775well start posting anon
>>568438775C'mon anon, hurry up I'm bored
>>568438775At least keep it relevant
TYPE FASTER YOU FUCKING FAT PIG
>>568439489oh no no no
>>568439489>due to unforceen circumstances...
>delayedkek
God they are so fucking worthless
>>568439742>>568439742>>568439742>>568439742
>delayed
>>568438775(You) were saying?
