Previous >>568316105>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchGet fucked cheating 60 fps Hachimi users
kek
My mouse wheel stopped working and I gave it a good ol' slam with my closed fist and now it works again.Umas for this feel?
umakeks
Err
??????????????????????????????? janny?????????????????????????
huh?
What the FUCK
no wonder they work for free
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBASED!?
Why was the other thread killed instead of this one...
>other thread got nuked>this still up
>he does it for free
The fuck happened
>kill thread that was actually in usesasuga
we die for the sins of other threads
the Fukusex was so strong it deleted the thread
rape jannies
What the heck happened I was gone for ten minutes
>>568376550For the record, this one was the very last one in the catalog when the other was killed
Uhhhh jannies?
fucking retarded jannies delete this thread and let us make a new one atleast
I lost my (you)s.
TRANNY MODS
>click the funny button during schizo prime time>nothing happens x20>talk normally in a thread with over 400 posts>J kills it
Don't be mean to jannys, they're doing the best they canHe might go full bitch and start banning everyone again
Janny is a real comedian, real joker
U-oh melty
HE DOES IT FOR NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
OOOOOOOOOO JANNYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>568376607somebody must have pissed off Big Orange
I'm making a new thread, kill yourselves jannies
what did you fuckers do?
7 and I rape the next Uma posted
>>568376707he wont do SHITfuck ALL jannies
If I'd have a penny every time our threads got wrongfully deleted, I'd have several by now.
Daily reminder that the schizos making these trash posts threads are friends with local jannies, getting them to delete the good thread everyone likes. Otherwise jannies would be SMART and use their SUB 80IQ brains and delete the garbage thread instead.>>568376692Reporting only ever does anything if you use a botnet to spam reports against right wing chuds that say the nword.
Hokko Tarumae has a fat ass. You can't suppress this forever, jannies.
>he voluntarily performs this profession
Uh oh janny woke up
When you spam new threads despite the 1st one having nothing wrong with it. You are begging for these kind of actions. And when you keep doing it over and over. There is nothing stopping them from just merging all of the uma threads into 1. That means stop being a whiny a whiny bitch when the op image has Mejiro Ryan or Narita Top Road. It's completely childish.
>>568376791Don't worry, the janitors will delete this thread in about 6 hours from now because they had a brainlet moment and thought we were using your thread instead of the thread that has all the posts.
>>568376658Haru Urara doesn't know or care. But she does still love you
Guys, I'm scared.
Vodka cute
0 days without anon posting his cock on /vg/
Okay but which of the jannies would be my /uma/gf? Only a woman would be willing to do this shit for free
>>568377010eh whatever. I will let this one play out but I dunno which thread to link as the previous one for the next bread nowor just link both for that 1 thread
>>568338102Actual Previous:>>568360423>>568337359
>>568376974What if they double his salary
>>568377006>use the first threadRice thread was the first one last time>nothing wrong with itNTR thread linked back to the previous NTR thread that was empty because no one used it instead of the actual threadYou are retarded
shan't be replying to any threads with narita top road in the OP
>>568377228TRIPLE IT EVEN
>>568377006No, kill yourselfthe NTR thread back then had vandalized OP too
>>568377241>Missing the pointThat wouldn't of happened if you guys stopped making new threads because you don't like the op image. You just gave trolls ammo.
>>568377006this was the third thread made, 3 minutes after the other two that were baked in the same bread in fact, retard-kun
#2751 is lost media.....
>>568377372>let's keep quiet maybe they will stopBecause history taught us this always works
>>568377006why are you so desperate to be a thread celeb?
>>568377372> wouldn't of I'm not taking any advice from an ESL retard
>>568377486>>568377506Then stop being a whiny bitch when jannys do their job.
I’m a thread celebrity. Everyone knows me as Anonymous and I shitpost everyday. You know who I am
>>568377492how many thread celebs do we even have, if any
Mod on vee geeMod on vee geeeehe is autistichardly linguisticdoes it for freee~
>>568377372Literally the only people pissed about not using the toxic ass NTR thread is ntr and his discord. Quite literally nobody else
I think you all could benefit from caring less about threads and baking and shit. the only people who seem to care about who bakes or not are the only people who are shitting threads up anyway. so if no one cares who bakes, there will be no shitting up the threads.
>>568377602You don't invoke them unless you want to encourage them.
What happened is either the jannies had a woman moment or the Cafe OP did something silly and got banned.
I can attempt to bake, but should I or should we just finish this bread. Can always fix the count later.
Boobs
>>568377561you do it for free faggot
>>568377761We can stay here there's no reason to bake
>>568377452my spe catalogue....my creek.... is it even super anymore?
>>568377761I think we just deal with the blatant incompetence and finish the thread. Not like there's anything inherently wrong with this one (aside from the fact that it should have been deleted hours ago, but whatever)
would you hit?
Good evening, hope you guys didn't lose a gold skill event after finally getting mile s like me
>>568377761nah just let it stay, next baker should just attempt to make it #51 and link this and the other #50 as the previous for that 2 thread... need to have the have thread go to the void
>>568377713I assume it was because that bake was VERY early (it was baked before or exactly we hit the bump limit iirc)>>568377825>>568377905Got it!
>>568377645Agreed, everyone ignored the first NTR thread that was made last night even though it was made before the sleepy Doto thread just because schizos keep crying about anything with NTR in it
>>568377761>"I'm going to bake on page 8, tell me which OP">anons reply with umas they want as the OP, first one winsThat would at least decrease the amount of times we get double threads. Won't stop a schizo from sniping but then we'd better hope j-boy deletes the proper thread.
Not to worry. Tsuru's on the case!
Broobs
>>568377713god tanuki rudolf is so hot. I want to use her like a tenga while all of her limbs dangle in the air as she makes a (*´Д｀*) from the pleasure. I want Tanuki Rudolf to have her tail wrap around my arm while I finish inside of her, impregnating her with sever milliliters of my seed and eclipse (first, the rest nowhere)’s her womb size
Stego cute.
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER TARUMAE OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her (even though I'm a day late)
>>568378058I think we do have a baker that only bakes at page 7, well, most of the time or unless image limit. It's just we also have some bakers that bakes early. Should be fine eitherways, just don't force OP wars.
>>568378058I do that sometimes and ask people for ideas for the next OP but I'm only up during EU hours
>>568378112Need Broobs
>>568378159me on the right
>>568378182I like how fat her ass is.
>Anon's actually listen and correct themselvesWhat the hell...
>>568377968Anyone capable of resembling a cute girl is worthy of having my dick inside them.
>>568378182I need my obligation paizuri
>>568378183As long as the baker announces his intent to bake other people can refrain from posting other threads.
>>568378256GolShi?
>>568378261its rare, but it happens sometimes
>>568378112Broob slip
>>568378261B-but burger hours are the WORST
>>568377632SING IT, LOUD AND PROUD!
>>568378008Good catch. I think that was early baked according to >>568360632
>>568377792chocolate milk
>>568378381they objectively are
>>568378261Empty words are easy to utter
>>568377968Yeah I’d hit.As Johnny Bravo once said, I’m straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman
>>568377602Several failed ones and one that is still trying hard and failing.
>>568378424early bake probably to avoid an NTR thread. Which didnt end up mattering because the retard couldnt help himself with the OP
>>568378494I know how to do this
>>568378424yeah that was me asking why early bake, it was baked literally on page 1 just as we hit bump limit for some reasonwhen I bake I wait to atleast page 5
>>568378438Despite the two thread shenanigans starting at SEA hours... Sure anon...
>A good few flatliners in the club>but I love the people who remain>but I don't want to drop in rank further, I need caratsthis is so stressful. I don't know what to do. i hate this game. i hate this stupid system. clubs and cms are stupid and trash.
>>568378261If this bread had an NTR OP everyone would be asking for a new bake
Can we have a race?CM14 room980661289806612898066128
>>568376741I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>568378586>He waitsthe moment you wait you lost the game to a local schizo
>>568378261>implying it'll work
>>568378494The way her eyes and mouth move is highly cute.
Rickey!
Is there ever a CM where she's good?
they weren't very kind when naming her
>still haven't finished Aces>still not getting Mile S on every run
>>568378667I'm just trying to be proper
>>568378627autis/uma/ bro...
>>568378789FUCK BEING PROPER FIGHT THE RED PIGGIE SWINE WAVE!
I love Rice
>>568378647When I got home last night, I saw 5 threads in the catalog and more nonsense happening. Instead of deciphering what was happening. I just closed the website and went to do other things. I frankly encourage everyone else when this happens instead of participating in a tire fire. I know damn well a lot of us are too old for this type of nonsense.
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER CREEK OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
https://poal.me/jzaadxJust add the answer to the OP and then anyone who bakes early is automatically a shitposter
>>568378953Im just here waiting for more tanuki rudolf references so I can commission porn of her
>>568379050page 7 might be too late, 5-6 is fine if the images are gone
>>568378753If there's ever a CM where Late Surgers are super duper turbo meta, she'd surely be good
>>568378552yeah but you're a balding fatso and not a cute gyaru uma
>>568379051....but why???What's wrong with normal Rudolf?
>>568379050Where's the "Bump OR Image limit" option?
>>568378997non stop unprotected sex with super creek
>>568378997I like how her tired sighs sound like moaning when she's low on energy.
>>568376906a fat tomakomai cow
>>568378658My Cafe...
>>568378953I've had anons here tell me they literally have zero friends and this is their only form of human interaction. Unfortunately this place is doomed to autistic drama on the daily.We ojisans have this privilege however
>>568378159Why is Golshi always watching?
>>568379183Where's the fishe?
>>568379219which loser anons said that
>>568379219Yeah I brought up watching the boane with my irl best friend and it immediately turned into depression posting
>>568379238she likes to watch
>>568378997She's the most lovely Uma Musume in the franchise.
>>568378658sovlful picks but triple fronts ran away with it. Another CM14 room360212343602123436021234
>>568379306Me
>>568379306The ones saying they filter posts lol
>>568378624WTF I love GolShi now...
>>568379330wanna show me the smaru d*ck?
>>568379251He evolved
I stopped playing Uma, is it any good yet?
>>568379219The only friend I have is a girlfriend. We went out for ice cream and when I got home all of you were made at blonde people again.
>>568379406come back during sexlive
>>568379238
>>568378183It me>>568379050I usually bake at page 7, and I refresh and see if there's another bake before I do.Feel free to bake before page 7 though. I just do this out of old habits.
>>568379406no, come back in like 6 months and then the answer is still just maybe
>>568378997I like her Swinging Maestros
>>568379330Endbros...
>>568379138I don’t know why but that specific design for rudolf just makes me hard. I want to impregnate her. Simple as that
>>568379406It's about the same as ever, except maybe somewhat worse for now because the current scenario, though arguably fun, is quite burdensome to play daily
>>568379330
>>568379473I think 5 is fine, that's usually when we hit image limit or have like 5 leftover images, that's when I usually bake atleast and didn't get in trouble yet
>>568379430Now tell me, would someone with a girlfriend be posting a 2d blonde girl religiously or raging about a 2d blonde girl?The internet has melted people's minds
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Post BREASTS
>>568379251THAR SHE BLOWS
>>568379575>>568379452Play the fucking game
>>568379582Dont really care about the boring blonde, it's the attention seeking retard behind her that's the issue
>>568379473>I usually bake at page 7page 7 or image limit>>568379557Yeppers should be fine. I just do 7 out of habit and if we reach page 7 it more or less means other bakers are probably asleep.
>>568379452
A perfect execution of a career's endgame.
>>568379446I need unprotected lovey dovey drunk sex with Light Hello
>>568379632
>>568379792based cat food enjoyer
>>568379683rape victim post
>>568379108>>568379150>>568379473https://poal.me/bby2ouMaybe like this?
>>568379446light preggo
>>568379632Surprisingly little of the birthday girl today
autis/uma will merge with tamalove next month
>>568379856I can fix thathttps://jiggie.fun/superhttps://jiggie.fun/superhttps://jiggie.fun/superhttps://jiggie.fun/super
>>568379926fuck off, we're full
>>568379926
>>568379330too close for comfort, having everyone bunch up means ends can duel to the lead. Another cm14 room727685527276855272768552
>>568379926>merging with muvluv anonNo thanks
>>568379792>>568379815Pretty good run. Skills could have been a little better but overall I'd say this is probably an ace completed. Time to buy.
>>568380062V... are you still upset
>>568378997She's my favorite uma.For me, she's the epitome of a wife.
>>568380058That was incredibly close, thought my Taishin was gonna get it
>>568380125Yes. Yes he is >>568379369
>>568379387>>568379540
>>568378159Me on the left
is getting prepared to pass instead of speed start worthy restarting a run that is otherwise going very well in stats and skills (except this one)? I hate when finemo does this shit so early, I'm highrolling so far and stocked items but... speed star...
>error connectionuh
>>568380201found the friendless anon
>>568379790haha torainer you are fucking my old man!
>>568379926hmmm. nyo, we're fine as is
>>568380309speed star is not that good of an improvement so don't restart
>>568380309if the run is going well enough, no. However it is a 0.25 difference, which is pretty significant
>>568380352Unplug and replug your modem.Then restart your computer after reading my post 10 times.
>>568380352it's tuesdayit has been tuesday for over 20 years nowit will continue to be tuesday forever
>>568380491>>568380472I forgot about steam maintenance
>>568379683the raped
A BAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HORSE
>>568378182
Where's the shortstack propaganda?
>>568377894oh my fucking god losing the spe images is actually a disasterthey're gone FOREVER
*spreads ass*dig here, windy!
>>568380058>I'm actually up against different anons this time that it feels like CM>solo triple front>winsurely CM wouldn't be the same Last CM14 room839536628395366283953662
>>568380784All I'll be spreading for her is my big bag of carats. She can take as many as she needs
>>568380807Thank you for the rooms
MORE ROOMS DOKO
>>568380940Ew the V fag is here, no wonder there's posts that defend the retarded ntr thread
it's so fucking hot, I'm naked on the bed with a fan pointed directly on me and I'm still boiling.I'm not gonna survive july, bwos
MAKE THE ROOOMS YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT
>>568378494No matter how often you ask we are not going to touch tips
>>568381049Pic?
>>568380726
>open X>new doto dropslife's good
hey303548813035488130354881
Jong room?
>>568380807what the HECK man ;_;
>>568381304would we fit 4 people........
>>568381283
>>568381304>>568381357Going to bed, so count me out bwos...
>>568379632I'm torn between Rickey and Zephyr. Can only afford one since they're so close, unless I get the other one mad quick
So how are botfags coping?
>>568381036Prove you play the game
>>568381406nyo...... gn bwo
ROOM CM1465361795
>>568381049Fat fatty fat drink some water and sweat all that oil
>>568381301Too big of a lead on the Maru, couldn't catch up886395908863959088639590
>>568381614
>>568381202Don't leave everyone hanging
>>568380807What a race, Kitachan actually held on. So you might ask >how to deal with the front menaceI hate it but hesistant fronts is disgusting and it actually kills fronts. Keen eye doesn't work when fronts have plenty of skills to negate it. Again it's fun to race against different anons, thanks for joining.
>>568381614If you kill yourself the EMTs WILL fuck your wrist wounds
>>568381049proof or didnt happen (be sure to feature the fat belly)
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568381328Taishin just didnt spurt? She looks close by the end of the corner, I'm surprised she didn't just zoom to win.
>>568381660TADA!!!
>>568381921Well, duh. Every horse in the game is a lesbian except for Maya
>>568381960bwo don't dox me bwo...
>>568381973I fuck lesbians
>>568381960>Bejita
>>568381960bwo... hide the names next time...
>>568381960based doxGOD
hors
>>568381686Seems like Pasa has to pick up the Taishin slack today285635542856355428563554
>all these rooms posted>can't join or anons will hate me
Jou looks... different
>>568381960DON'T DOX
>>568382173I love you no matter how many rooms you join
>>568381960
>>568382173all hate to frontniggers is deserved
>>568382169That Pasa seems to have a lot of unnecessary skills in it
>>568382173It's OK anon, we already hate you
my spe catalogue thread got fucking jannie nuked post more spe's in remembrance
>>568382173Pussy
>>568381960/uma/ club bwos why are we so weak...
>>568381614same honestly
>>568382301And yet, she won
>>568382340too bad sweepy can't make CM aces huh
>>568381960here's the build if anyone give a shit about another billion Taishin builds
>>568381960based doxxerCHAD
>>568382130Stooges ass haircut
87795446877954468779544687795446its been a hot minute since i've hosted a room for my dacchis
370884513708845137088451I, too, have made a room
>>568382169Peak as in cap, of course179097051790970517909705>>568382301Fast learner run so I picked up some freebies since there was nothing better
>>568382331never stop the spechud agenda
>>568382331
Where is my umawife?
I think I have ace #2 done.Not seen: head on, highlander, shrewd step, pace straights O, radiant star.
>>568382737why wouldn't you take determined descent, it's not bad
Wait, someone posted cock other than me?
LET *M*M* JOIN ROOMS!
>>568382819it's bad
>>568382592close, one more19214480192144801921448019214480
huh
can't you guys just enter with fake names? I'm too lazy to delete em
>>568382713NTR is right there
>>568382331.
>>568382879nice copy paste from 2 months ago
>>568382713In my bed
>>568382737>uncapped speedYou can try some more but I don't blame you>>568382819It does nothing here
>>568382465People are actually running Keen Eye on their aces?
>>568382604Seemed like Taishin was overtaking and then Oguri just bumped her out of the way, nyooooo....289308372893083728930837
>>568382879hey remember when sweepydev got gaslit into releasing Icarus from this?
>>568382819It's not bad for cm15 on hanshin as a Gamble. It's fucking terrible for cm14 Tokyo 1600
>>568382874hmmmm.... one more63919056639190566391905663919056
??????????????????????random ass riko appears and gives me recreation event
I need to masturbate fuku's ears
>get mile S>get groundwork, 3 greens, DD/PP/IW>get speed eater>get shitton of midrace skills>...........>Kitasan fucks off, never finishes chain>Finemo fucks off, never lands on wit>end with 900 power, 900 witFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>568383026Play the game
>>568383035yeah, just put on all of them!
>>568382331Ehh I can't find anymore easily in my collection and I'm too busy to search harder
>>568382971*rapes you*
>>568382331who makes these stupid little goober umas anyway
>spend half the SP on groundwork, greens, TTL, pp+dd>be the only one to join the room with fronts
>>568383097>7now
>>568381764With their thin, paper-shaped penises?
>>568383091lucky. You get all the stam benefits from her dates now, top kek
>>568383091Whoa.
>>568382597Taishin was 2nd going into late race and just nyoom'd. Well raced toreinas
>>568383260do I get the event at the end too? or do you need a card for thatI didn't hit mile S anyway so it might be glue
this is boring, Taishin is winning too much
>>568383083thank you for the rooms, bwos
>>5683829456 months
>>568338102Anyone gotten banned yet?
>>568383483i did for posting porn the other day
>>568383483Nope, just the old pic that got debunked already
>>568383239That’s how they did it in the old country
>>568383483Cygames will ban the botters after the scores are tallied for monthly gibs.
>>568383546I hope it was good porn at least..
>>568383042That was a pretty big Pasa lead, give me more no front roomsShoutout to the Urara anon!434592784345927843459278
>>568383340>do I need the card for Rushing Gale?I.......don't know. Do her event chain completely and see. If the run is highroll enough, Mile S isn't necessarily glue-making, though it probably is.
Cygames will one day host a Pakatube game night playing Space Station 14 and send Opera into the Sun
>>568382995It would have been nice but I'm usually satisfied as long as my total speed is above 1,300 (1200 long S is 1323.) I break that thanks to FCM. I probably could have edged out a little bit more speed from managing my shop a little better. Like my stamina and guts were about as low as they could possibly be to still win tenno sho spring, but I could have stopped buying as many Stam and gut scrolls afterwards and still broke 601 on both but had one or two extra speed anklets to get me there, but hindsight is 20/20. I probably wouldn't get a run as good as this one again for another week, so I'm going to dedicate those RNG checks to making Ace 3 instead of improving Ace 2. Improvements can come once the squad 1.0 is done.
>>568383715nah I doubt I will be able to finish the recreation, I was talking about the event at the end of career that gives stam and gutswill see, doing summer
how useful is this skill?
>>568383968BUSTED
>>568383968-0.05 speed, it's bad
>>568383968Very weak compared to the gold skill. Like 1/4 the potency.
>>568383803It's looking good so far, ganbatte!
>>568383643Incredibly close podium, very fun to seeTossing in Teio for fun, a few more627435016274350162743501
no no no no no what the fuck WHAT THE FUCKI THOUGHT SWEEP TOSHER WAS SAFE WHAT THE FUCKHow do I undo this??? Please
>>568382173I will always be your ally
>>568383340It depends which card is on display in the events. If it's showing R Riko then you're getting straight away acceleration. If it's showing SSR Riko then you will get Rushing Gale.Your event is the R Riko card, so you would get straight away acceleration if you completed her event chain.
>>568384130gake and fay
(You)
>>568383129kek, Stegofag always fishes you out even if unintentionally
>nooo stop using thing look at me being bannedyes we know these are all old image you faggot. people that SPAM shit all day long got restricted, no one else tho, like me
>>568384130Can you at least read the thread nigger. You aren't even the first one trying this again faggot
>mfw I just bot like 3 runs a day for fans and don't abuse itI feel sorry for the plebs.
fih
>>568383483i got one time after posting manhattan cafe manko
>>568384079Pasa once again with the steal548564505485645054856450>>568382173Join up bwo...
>>568384350What happened to Le Fishe
I have 5* Taiki, force Taiki into every CM, and dream of Taiki sex whenever she greets me in the lobby.Do I really need to roll for camping and baking alt?
>>568384446Obviously?
>>568384446yeah
can I use 3x end closers for this cm?I was thinking narita, tama and who else? (do not say goldship she is meta op always)
>>568384446Yes you son of a bitch
b-bros...?
can i ask what happened last thread or am i going to be sent to satono island
>>568384446why wouldn't you roll for all of your oshi's alts?
>>568384415shot dead in downtown chicago
rest in piece my uma she got hit with a bazookakaboomkablowkaboom
>>568383483I've got some Raisu manko pics that would get me b&. Not posting them, though
>>568384468>>568384483>>568384507>>568384516But I can't even field multiple Taikis on TT or CMs. It would seem wiser to roll for Taiki cards so I can bring her along even when I'm training someone else.
>>568382331when does emperor chud come out? cant find it on the release schedule, I know its a weird story challenge to get it but dont know when
>>568384637Cheap nigger
>>568384392>54856450Woah, my Pasa overtook your Pasa without ult. Must be the power of dueling.
>>568384392Taishin from downtown332500283325002833250028
cute
>>568384512based
>>568384657It's the next story event iirc, 2.0 anniversary, so July.
>>568384446you use camping whenever shooting doesn't workeyidk about the chocolate pizza one
>>568384724anon who owns this Taishin, how did you max Power with that deck? just lots of sparks?
>>568384637an oshi is not measured by her winrate or race inclusion, an oshi is measured by being able to do concerts in all her costumes and having all her cards at MLB regardless of if theyre usable or not
>>568383340oh so it does happen at the end, lol>>568384172yeah I know it's the R card, I was asking about the stam + guts event, not the skill one
>>568384637your devotion is weak and you're clearly just a metafag pretending to be soulful
*cums sideways*
>>568384547Giantess Mayano...
>>568384903bricked guts
>>568339256Gentildonna, Narita Brian, Hishi Amazon.
>>568384846You can max out power easily with just 6* power.
>>568384782is she even better than base/summer spe?
>>568384848
>>568384918imagine...
>>568384846Yeah. 15 power sparks total. I don't think I ever did a Power Anklet training.
>>568384415
>>568384878she's kinda garbage anyway, no S mile award and no dodging danger hint despite getting PP
Help me...
>>568385000>You can max out power easily with just 6* power.Not with that deck distro
Oguri... gapped
>>568384732aaaaieeeeeeee who is that???? JP spoilers!!
>1m fan run takes about 20 minutes on URA>half of the club can't even do thisi dont get it, why play if you do 1-2 runs a week?
>>568385000>0% power growthonly if you get lucky with the shop
>>568384498>Easy ModeGold Ship>Normal modeDigitan>Hard ModeOguri Cap or Cheer King Halo>Torena must Die modeLast minute Sweepy ace
Oguri... peaked
>>568385010looks that way, but only for Nakayama CMsso very situational.
>>568384724Whoops, pressed next before taking the screenshot of the screen with lenghts etc.Bobo takes this one, Oguri almost made it though522482495224824952248249
>>568385216you're going to just get my 1 M*NT run for the daily and you're going to rike it dancho
>>568385169I'm so sorry anon.>>568385293I don't have digitan or cheer king halo. Gold Ship seems too meta. I guess i'll try oguri cap then? Thanks.
>>568385319why just nakayama, is that where all the longs are? she has tokyo and naka in her kit
We should all rape Digitan
>>568384343>he needs a bot to do casual level UmaPathetic
>>568385216Reminder the /umajp/ top club is only b+ and they have autoplayThey're just a bunch of casuals. Most people who play Uma are leeches
>>568385319>>568385471oh its her unique too, weird
>>568385071I think I imagined wrong...
>>568385454
>>568385471read her ult's condtion. It's much stronger on Nakayama, almost double the velocity (.45 vs .25)
>>568384657around here
>>568385657Did Oguri see the beginning of a New Era ?
>>568385356Another one for Pasa, holy shit my Taishin hasn't won a single race todayLast one, probably392645903926459039264590
>>568385657Soka…
>>568385658ye I saw, >>568385604. never wouldve thought a unique would be location specific
>>568385657
Which uma would be an abusive girlfriend?
>>568385152Post a cum tribute and I'll send 200 clocks
>>568385428Funnily enough, room data suggests otherwise about Gold Ship; she's just F2P and easy to make.
tfw tweaked sweepy enough to make it do 30m runs to not be flagged by uma.moethey'll never know now
i can't believe i fell for the switch her to end closer gaslight. waste 50% of your red sparks so you can sit 2 positions further back and then immediately daring strike up to exactly where you would be if you were late surger in the first place
>>568385829Interesting. How is oguri cap end so high?
>>568385916See >>568385829
>>568385817
>>568385930imagine "if losing, win" but with 1000 on guts and end closer speed
>>568385846Maybe through the puppet
>>568385846paizuri
>>568385821None
>>568385930TPulse is just that good. So good that even Pace Oguri can win.
>wake up>missed approximately 500 rooms
>>568386015>>568386095nyes, I see... Might be fun to use her, but I feel like she'd be miserable in career.
>>568385817kengan omega oguri
>keen eye and ASEanon? who hurt you
>>568386153>I feel like she'd be miserable in careerShe is. You need to look at the lineup and know when to switch between Pace and End. Pick up Spurt and/or Daring Strike ASAP so you can run all rival races in End.
>>568386098what is happening in this webm is Ai okay
>>568386190>pama chocoCute
Huh, didn't realize I ran out of theseDo you only get these from ura races?
>>568386190
>>568386338she got to join one room so she's okay now
>>568385782Nyoooo, I thought Taishin had it until Tama showed up...Alright a few more since the wedding team showed up...279603982796039827960398>>568386307Hey, she wins sometimes, it's funny to see
>>568386335That sounds horrifying...well, thank you. It'll...be an option.>>568386381h-how did you run out? What the
>>568385454>>568385657>>568385817>>568385987Was the manga good? I thought about reading it but considering the anime is bound to continue the story anyway I feel like waiting for the next seasons
>>568386491wait for the anime
ogurin is so cool
>Played with max fast forward and sound off since the game started>Still don't know what 95% of the UMAs sound likeI'm chill like that
It's out
I will now begin day one of CM ace training.>>568339256Fukukitaru.
>>568386491I'm not sure if it's that I really just couldn't give a shit about Oguri or maybe the way it really leans in too hard on the shounen bullshit but I just found it overrated. It starts off great then the moment she gets into Tracen it starts feeling like a chore.
>>568386658who are you training
>>568385910Flagged? By uma.moe? What do you mean, Anonbymous?
I have severe trauma from being sexually abused as a childWhich uma is for me?
a totally normal race but Gold Ship throws a bee hive at the gates at the start.
>>568386445Goddamn that Taishin built lead so early on and just kept it until the end, impressive429458044294580442945804
>>568386827I need Falco to look at my penis like that..
>tfw there's an uma named after meumas for this feel?
>>568386834Creek
>>568386834Stay Gold
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WEDDING TRIO IS SNIPING EVERY ROOM AGAIN.
>>568386491I enjoyed the fuck out of it, I dunno if the anime can spend 20 minutes talking about the minutia of the race and why it's unfolding as it is while the manga can have pages full of text doing just that which was really neat to learn about honse racing
>>568386869are these rooms just 9 end closers?
>>568386729My beloved…
>>568387032Aichan sexo.
>>568386869>42945804That perfect Radiant Star proc
>>568386963I wanna sleep with Anya...
>>568387120
that wedding air groove is absurdwas throwing in my tt taiki as a placeholder, might just make pace chiyono my 3rd ace instead of end digitan now
>>568386869>daring strike and full of vigorjesus christ i cant keep up
>>568386530>>568386725>>568387025desu I really enjoyed oguri the most during her regional races but at the tracen it felt like something was missing, but thanks for the replies anon, I'll keep the manga on my readlist until I'm done with the other anime I got on my watchlist
>>568385152Im just amazed how /uma/ dont have clocks anymore. The need for clocks is way overblown
what other umas have a whole manga worth of kino in their stories
>>568386869Very strong Groove win, Taishin is procc'ing Nemesis too late today...675477166754771667547716>>568387041Nyo, there's been a good variety of positions in most of them>>568387171Gamblemaxxing skill, love when it actually wins the race>>568387275Don't think you need Vigor on Taishin but DS feels like a must honestly, whatever helps her overtaking on the final corner and procc'ing nemesis honestly
>>568387408They're sweepers anon. And you're a slacker.
Pie-chan did the thing!
>>568387408if you're a flatnigger of course you don't care about clocks
>>568387483okay I gotta stop coping, throwing in gw curry now
>>568387408Same, I have no idea why /uma/ finishes their borrows every day. They should just only play once a week like me.
>>568387191>fancy bra slightly visible through normal shirtyou know when people say that porn gives you unrealistic expectations for sex i figured they meant stuff like girls wearing piggy nose hooks and shooting rapid fire projectile squirts when they came, but in reality its literally just stuff like this.
>>568385405I wish I had someone like you in my club, some of the guys cant even do 1 run every 3 days
>>568387497
>>568387683add dream journey's recent side eye
>>568387408Depends on your umas, your autism, and your foresight. I can run El and need no clocks or I can run king Halo and need 10. On ura/unity mutating rice shower for miles and sprints I burned 3 every career practically, and didn't start buying them from the daily shops till halfway through unity. If you only play easy umas and bought them early on you'd easily have hundreds and barely use any.
The nurse just gave me charming, what are my odds?
>>568387768Dream Journey is already there. The one to the top left
She's gonna get added soon, right? America scenario Part 2, yeah?
>>568382181how dapper
>>568387809Don't do it you'll get mustard gas poisoning
>>568387869ssssssssssex
>>568387683
>>568387809its color is still blue bwoit's free stats
>>568387521>>568387495If Im a slacker then the rest of my club are a bigger slacker since Im the top earner for my club. Im currently doing 2-3 runs a day on weekdays 1 run on weekends>>568387771Im currently doing Fuku pace parent for my COguri since I did it wrong the 1st time around and made a late surger parent ending up with late surger skills.
>>568387483>Proc nemesis at a decent timing>Get brocked and dieMany such cases, luckily Pasa didn't job466179914661799146617991>>568387523Thanks for pointing it out actually, was gonna re-use the same screenshot of the other one...Was the UG one from the other days not good enough?
>>568387904too bad anon, since I'm giving up this run as soon as I finish the sprint race on the victory mile turn for the mission I'm going to get the biggest highrolls ever>>568387973based goombler
>>568386153It's honestly fine. She comes with free Nimble Navigator, so you pick that up instantly to help avoid getting brocked, grab Daring Strike whenever it finishes the chain and Spurt when you get the hint. You'll probably job some races before the first summer, but her busted growths mean once you're past that, you're almost certainly not going to need more then 1 clock.
so when is the ban wave
>>568388085right now
>>568388045If you give up you don't get the credit for the mission
>>568387869My dick is 7cm fully erect would she love me or hate me?
>>568387851I would never. Skip training for a week, Sky, he’s a bastard!
>>568388085lmao you're so funny anon
>>568388015>groundwork pace pasa almost wonseriru's strongest soldier
>>568388121fuck, danchou better give me huggies tonite then
>>568388085Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>568388015>Was the UG one from the other days not good enough?I don't know anymore, I have like 6 viable ones so I'm all sorts of fucked. Will throw it in after...
>>568387683Pi-chan and Inamura are my favorite industry plant
>>568388123You should see a doctor
Seiun Cute
>>568388170She didn't even proc her ult. I will make seriru regret abandoning El.
I think i just drank 2 liters of P*cari Sweat and my stomach is now churning
>>568387408>Im just amazed how /uma/ dont have clocks anymore.because people here are the type to clock every G3 and G2 when it has no epithet or benefit attached to it then complain that they're out of clocks
>>568382331someone to remember her by
I feel like my aces are okay and can probably get me to finals, but the one thing that has irked me the most amidst all the bullshit is that I just can't fucking RNG my way into getting Mile corners and style corners. They're kind of important for midrace fighting and carryover potential and I just haven't seen them on any of my potentially good runs.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
what would you do in this situation?
someone posted an image of gentildonna and her trainer from the legs down with her trainer being visibly suspended in the air and i cant stop thinking about it
>>568388296
>>568383396>>568384724Thank you for the rooms
>>568388437took me a bit to recognize mambo, she would never wear a hat that way
>>568388437Get a massive erection and then take Machitan behind the rocks for sex
What apps do you people use for phone browsing? I'd really like to filter this lesbian faggot.
>I want to hug my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568388437*kidnaps*
cafe
>>568388451Oji‑san wants some nieces
>>568388123She would find a way to wrench just one more centimeter out of your penis, no matter the cost.
>>568388359I also do that 100% of the time. I feel like >>568387495 is spot on that they're botters or paypigs who kill their career if not getting S on the inspiration and have their own 2 parents while clocking g2g3 losses I started with 1070 clocks and I havent went below 900. Its really hard to make sense of all this
>I want to kiss my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568388437Natie works the shaft while Machitan gargles my balls
>I want to marry my trainer>He rejects me because he's gay>I get a nosebleed and immediately go to write a doujin about himkyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>568388015Absolutely love seeing Neicha proc unique and win, happens once every 20 races but it's always worth the wait743101007431010074310100>>568388242That's the absolute worst, having multiple viable umas makes it so hard to figure out which one is better, especially since these rooms barely have any fronts...>>568388482No problem bwo!
real spechud would beat up a mare for being gay
>>568388681>KoikatsuAnon…>>568388307Uma Sweat…
>>568388816It's Custom Maid...
i've been away from the general for a few days. no doubt many of you have noticed. can a kind soul confirm to me that TOTAL CLANKER DEATH is upon us or are the cyjews simply rattling their sabres?
>>568388812DIA-CHAN'S FAT TITS!
>>568383162
>>568388741umamusume have the innate ability to sniff out a fag
are they doing maintenance or something? I haven't been able to log in for 20 minutes and they're falsely displaying a message about being banned. ngl stressing me out.
>Bakushin failed TWO 8% trainings in a rowBakushin you fucking idiot
>>568388681I love it when cafe has this cheeky manic lustful look in her eyes.
>>568388901Just rattling as usualNothing ever happens
>>568388830>cygames nuke all eden clubsbig if true
>>568388689Literally every market stall worker in town wants nice nature and her trainer to get it on alreadyHoneslty... damn young couples
>>568388830imagine using discord
>>568388830>why do they persecute us soGas them all
>>568388830Its happening?Fuck EdenTOTAL PAYPIG DEATH
>>568389039SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568389039uoh
>>568388830The audacity of botters. Every goddamn game.
>>568388812If I was Dia's trainer, I'd lose to her jiggly boobs within the week.
>>568388830>I'm not a botter I'm just benefiting from my botting sockpuppet aiiiiieeeeeeeeeee
>>568388830>cygames is fucking idiots
>>568388437Go find my wife Rice Shower
>>568388830I really hope they go scrotched earth on them
>>568388812I will NEVER lose to Dia's shitty saggy tits!!!
>>568388830tick tock trannies time to actually play the game
>>568388830>other clubs have obvious botters too>too
>>568388830>tell them to fuck off ->not really
By the way I'm like 2 days late to this but some anon tried to correct me about Juryoku Pierrot's name when I said she should be a detective. I'm saying she she should be a detective because of her namesake; "Juryoku Pierrot" is a detective novel.
>>5683891342bh its an indonesian club even sweepydev whos with eden is from that area
>>568389142but she's my wife...
>>568389207Yeah Jordan isn't as retarded as them
>>568388830>edenposter has a trans pfpreally makes you think
>>568388773>Oguri almost closing in to winSpooky stuff...Last one!723922447239224472392244
Is MIle S as important this CM as Medium S was in Taurus2?
>>568389190wtf HOW did I post that, I chose this Dia image
Bizarrely low rating for a pretty strong Taishin
>>568389290S distance is less important the shorter the track is
>>568389290Mile S here gives you 0.6 length, compared to 1.5 length from Med S in Taurus
>>568389290considering how strong ends are, you have mile-S or you tank your wr% significantly.
>>568388830The botter cries in pain as he accuses you of botting.
>>568389269>finish doing a run & want to join>last oneFUARK
>>568389269My mama is back
>>568388830heh
>right ball has been hurting randomly all dayI need nurse creek to massage my balls
>>568388830>ESLEvery time it's the thirdies doing stupid shit
>>568388830Why do cheaters always act like the victims when caught
well i havent been able to get a decent nishino parent yet. should i just throw in the towel and start trying to train aces? this is literally the only one i've got so far with a spark over 1 star and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER WHITES IS A RACE SPARK.
>>568388307Turns out its just gas from my previous meal.
>I want to hold hands with my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568388873カスタムメイド…アノンくん…
>>568389418>we've been found out!>quick, let's divide!Please smite them all.
>>568389568Do you not even have a 1* Mile Nishino to cope with?
>>568389269And then the big scary UG Oguri came in and actually took it to avenge the S Oguri...Alright doing 1 more for this anyon >>568389371841926888419268884192688
>>568389351have you seen her wit anon? Maybe its you that needs a witcheck.
>>568389249Sorry but you're mistaken
does superstan push digitan too far forward and fuck up the pos requirement for end digital? should you only buy uma stan
>>568389418>RECRUITING FOR THIS CLUB!!! (NO BOTS ON THIS ONE)
>>568388830>too
>>568389541All criminals are, beneath their tough facade, little bitchesOnce they're cornered they show their true colors, piss their pants and cry for mommy instead of taking responsibility, because they're powerless without the advantage of not following the rulesFrom the nastiest gangsters to any evil leader you can think of, to the lower scum like pickpocketers, or retards who cheat in a videogame that's supposed to be fun in order not to play it
>>568389693always buy superstan
all these rooms are cluing me in to the fact that gutsmaxing this cm actually was a meme despite the fact that a highroll on it doesn't sacrifice much if anythingit doesn't notably improve your winrate at all that I can see, and gutslets still wreck if they have power and wit capped
>>568389381
>I want to sleep with my trainee >She rejects me because she's a Iesbian >I want to kill myself
>>568389674Not a huge issueSeen similar statlines hit SS
>>568389829It is a meme, and the retards who tell you HURR DURR YOU NEED ATLEAST 901 GUTS TO WIN THIS CMare retards
I only use sweepy when I dont feel like playingI'm safe, right?
>>568389829Pretty much. The biggest reason is to run Bamboo Memory for Vigor.
>>568389829its theoretically useful if, all else equal, you can duel and win. but that first part is a huge asterisk.
>>568390012I don'T use sweepy, so I'll say "no" out of spite. I sue a different bot.
>>568389659Return of the fronts for this last one...Crazy that my Taishin hasn't won a single race today despite winning quite a bunch the past days...Thanks everyone for joining, that was a lot of rooms!
i fucking hate it here nowthis is literally the only shipping option i can pick, too
>>568389829gutsmaxxing is about dueling, a duel you can winyou know which uma has an unique that works exactly this way? blue Teio, getting into a position where you have a guts duel is as common as blue Teio proc'ing her ult
>>568390067EdenGOD...
>>568389905I have gutsmaxxed aces and 1000+ guts doesn't seem to do anything. even when they duel, it doesn't perceptably increase their speed, and they don't even consistently duel anyway.
>>568390086Opera-san....So close....Thanks for doing the extra room for me nonny
>>568389541because cheaters often justify their unethical behavior to themselves and truly do view themselves as a victim of circumstance.in this example, EDENcucks aren't complaining that they're getting caught but, rather, complaining that OTHER botters should be getting punished and not their players that simply botted to make the competition fair. they weren't botting because they wanted an unfair advantage, they were botting to get back at those meanies they were botting before them.you have to imagine the type of person that would run some random indonesian dude's script on their compooter for 12hrs a day, everyday just so they can generate an extra five pulls a month in a half-idol, half-horse gacha game. these types of people are losers of the highest caliber.
>>568390086massive thanks for hosting these rooms anondacchi
>>568390109ebay
>>568390145It's way more noticeable on the spot struggling fronts. The one with 900+ guts just zooms ahead
>>568389829MEET POTENTIAL CARDS
>>568390145>it doesn't perceptably increase their speedningenbros theyre moving faster than my eyes can track...
>>568390141eden literally IS sweepy
>>568390086Thanks for hosting. Always enjoy Pasa face-offs. Don't think she has a chance to shine again after this CM though...
which thread should I link as previous in the next bake because of the retard jannyshould I link this and cafe one together?
>>568389881Not a problem, just identify as a woman and get the necessary surgeries until you pass well enough for her. It's what you were probably going to do anyway right?
>>568390086thank you for the rooms bwo
sweepydev help methe bot won't do the very last training and race of a run
>>568389910
>>568390274sexy Dia
>>568390270Isn't it on a different repository?
>>568389659I'm stealing that guy's homework
>>568390086>operai swear to god being an opera fan is suffering in this game. i have churned out a gorillion high tier operas but she just cant ever win.
Let's continue the room train514072975140729751407297
>>568390358mate its the same code, they literally stole it and uploaded it under a dif repositoryone of the first changes in the history is literally them removing out all the /vg/ sweepy markers out of the readme
>>568390290>>568360423
yummers
>>568389829>he got memed into slotting 1/3rd of his deck on a homestretch haste
>>568390086thanks for going over your planned time, appreciate it
>>568390306no.. if i am not good enough as i am, i should just disappear
>>568390524True!
>>568387683My GOATS
>>568390524Oh okay, that's fine too then! Good luck in the void
>>568390475can't let this one go into void if we do it though, so do I link both just for that one thread?
>>568390569why is he crying?
>>568388045>I'm going to get the biggest highrolls everha ha havery funny cygays
>>568390524>i should just disappearOk! [-]
>>568390274Dia wouldn't pose like this in a micro bikini
>>568390176Quite the switch up in your team anon, wasn't expecting that but nice to see some not very used umas>>568390197>>568390308No problem! Thanks for joining!>>568390287Unfortunate, I'm a Pasa enjoyer and she's also pretty easy to train so I have to take every chance I can to use herThanks for joining!>>568390393Doesn't help that you can probably only train her effectively for mile in MANT since you can take full mile sparks, otherwise you're wasting a ton of sparks and trying to luckshit the S from very few, unless you can get a big high roll on med/long only>>568390523Of course, it's no problem!
>>568390642He was born Korean
>>568390656just finish the run and slot her into your sprint tt when you're done
>Account trading That does include paying Venezuelans to farm parents?
>>568388830TOTAL BOTTER DEATH
>>568390642>he doesn't have the power of friendship on his side
>>568390642He used the wolf whistle of doom and despair
>>568390702Understandable
fuaaaaaack this is big
>>568390012If they're banning anyone at all, it's the people who are so blatantly botting that they can't really ignore it. Using sweepy for your dailies or to meet quotas isn't going to get you banned because Cygames has no way of knowing you're actually botting
>>568390610I'm gonna do #2752 as the next thread and link both of the threads, this one and the cafe one "Previous:>>568338102>>568360423"next thread after that one will be normal surelygonna bake at page 5 or if we run out of images in bump limit before
>front mayano is the third best wr% among fronts>sixth highest in the game, according to hakurakuwhat is going on in these practice rooms?
>>568390818Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi toes in my mouth
>>568390402nevermind continuing the train as I'm being called to do work, o7 to the solo Pace Pasa. Thanks for joining
>>568390820plenty of ways for them to find out if they actually give a damn, the issue is they won't give enough of a shit
>>568390820My guess is they'll ban the ones who are very public about it like retardsIf anything this only proves cygays only cares about "public" opinion as long as it won't kill any big whales, so if a retarded sloptuber promotes it or makes a big fuss, they'll only ban if it cuts their bottom line
>>568390787Yeah but are you really gonna be able to complete the quest and collect it? You've only got 29 days left, and you have to push that really heavy button... what if it gets stuck or something, you might not have time to unstick it
>>568390864rooms are massively degenerate. it is known.
>>568390970
>>568390695I'm just full of surprises >>568390880The train WILL continue I shall see to it98506236
>>568390864>2k sample sizeprobably waifufags, although mayano does have a good unique timing for this track
They should pay us non-botters 5m monies and sp in order to even the playing field with all the people who did bot.
>>568390820the damning metric cannot be fooled without killing efficiency and capping their total output. if cyjews really cared, they could easily ban a few hundred accounts and they would have zero defense.
this could all have been prevented if cyjews had added autoplay early
>>568391071NOoooo You'll get raped!
I've skimmed through the past threads after the creation of the uma.moe Hall of Shame. It's proven now that Mambo is a Top 149 club without a single botter and I haven't seen a single apology. Don't you have something to say, /uma/?
>>568391081botters have perfect looped parents for CM14, 15, 16 and 17 already anon. you'll never even out the playing field with them
>>568391081Monies!? I WANT CARATS AND I WANT THEM NOW
>>568391194hottest image of the day
>>568391136But anon, that requires effortWhen has cygames put effort into anything?
>>568391184>Don't you have something to say, /uma/?they're not tracking A+ shitters lol
I need to SUCK on some umammaries
>>568391184a clubs dont need to bot gwobwo
>>568391194Titmogged, hipmogged, assmogged
>>568391184
>>568391184it only checks 100 top clubs bwoalso mambo has B club soul
>>568391340killSEXsex
>>568391184uma&co propaganda bots will come out of the woodwork to call it mambot now
kingu love and devotion
>>568391358Discord club...
>>568391071Fronts.... too strong....66170293>>568391181A real man faces his destiny even knowing he'll get rapedEven if his butt is sore for a week afterwards
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2059399177189077380
Reminder to ignore the fucks trying to stir drama club
How does the Fast Learner hat work?Should I just use it right away or save it for the end?
>>568391460HAHAHAHA holy shit get fucked
>>568388058fair enoughI have over 1k clocks so not worried about thatthanks
>>568391340Suzuka's flat hard chest and visible ribs are so hot
>>568391494use it right away
>>568391494you cannot lose fast learner buff. there's no reason to hold, just use asap.
cyjews are cashing in, they're pulling ryan gosling for maya's anime
>>568391603SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568391603imagine being childhood friend of these two, imagine the bullying and teasing
>>568391494use it, it gives you 10% discount on everything too
Look at this cute Grooveling
>>568391184The reason the gap between 150 and 99 is the same as the gap between 150 and 1000 is because all the botters are S rankers
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>>568391494dont use it till the end. the jinx...
>>568391460>raise and care for a horse all its life>it assaults and humiliates you in front of the worldassholes.
>>568391454(Insert Maya on the ground here)55146936
>>568391729>air groove OH NINE
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>>568391794Super VILLAIN
>>568391853>>568391853>>568391853fresh bread
I already have a bread ready please bwos don't ruin it
>>568391294>>568391375Do you have a single source to back that up?If it only tracks the top 100? How are there over 6000 listed names?
>>568391838It's 2009 anon, what did you expect?
>>568391956not for the names to have a date in it, like its a sports game
>>568391881Mmmm nyo
okay well it's fucked again, whatever do whatever the fuck you wantjanny's gonna delete it again for the early bake mid thread
>page 1He's getting desperate
Move when ready>>568392051>>568392051>>568392051
>>568392000That's how it is in keiba, foals don't get names until registration in a trainer's stable
>>568392065HE LITERALLY DID THIS LAST TIME TOO THIS IS NOT NEWWE TALKED ABOUT THIS AAAAAAAAAA>>568392097reminder that announcing a report is illegal as well
>>568392138I never said I did it myself
>>568392138okay well and you should not fucking bake at page 1. whatever
>>568392213This. Good form is baking on page 4 with 35 image slots remaining.
>>568387605well, why don't you join UMADash next month? We'll probably be looking for an active player, we've got a flatlining nigger that needs to be kicked and if you can do 30M/month the slot can be yours
This feels like a false flag against the NTR guy
>>568392316cool, it doesn't really matter if it's 'false' or not thoughall it means is that we have more than 1 retarded avatarfag
>>568388703I started with 850 and I'm down to 610 now. I'll have enough for the rest of MANT at this rate, but it's been a huge hit. The biggest factor is clocking junior year races. I've burned more clocks to fucking Niigata Stakes (late Aug Junior year) than all other races combined except KKS/Haruten
>>568392316False flag implies that the "original" poster had any redeeming qualities.
>>568391194God I love big fat fucking milkers
>>568391340Honorary himbas
>>568392138thats not announcing a report anon
>>568393279Boo hisss booooooo
desu wa
>>568391616Nice…He’s literally me.
I haven't started on the next CM at all are deboofers worth making an if so who?
>>568396539speed eater on fronts is broken, keeneye is the debuffer for everyone else
>>568396629thanks!
>>568388559I don't own a phone, so I can't say.
