Previous >>568338102>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
BAKUSHIN
this one
LETS GO CYGAMESKILL ALL HACHIMI CHEATERSTOTAL 60FPS DEATH
>>568392243Nah
Using this one
>>568392254why bwo... i didn't do anything wrong.....
>>568392243>page 1 bakeWho's the troll here?
MEN and their... 60fps...
Tachyonfags never told me she looks like THAT
This shit's never going to end huh
>>568392414Any confirmed bans for Hachimi?
>>568392414i will FUCK YOU in sixty fps
>>568392461The retard is gonna keep baking with NTR forever yes
>>568392414SHUT UP YOU FRAMELET FOID
You guys are fucking retarded
yada
>>568392552i am not fucking
>>568392552I don't fuck retards it feels wrong
yes he will continue to do false flags against ntr fans
>>568392552Don't worry I'm very gentle
The other thread is fucking vandalized to me, why would anyone even post there.This one was baked too early too but the other one is way worse
>>568392552chiyo wouldnt say this
>>568392552I'm still a virgin though
>>568392414Real men would have 120fps
>>568392721this but 360
>>568392434sex
posting here
What does "Posting here" means?
>>568392721this but 1khz
>60>120>360your eyes cant see more than 15 fps
>>568392839Not posting in a troll thread, that's for sure
>>568392763this but 720
remember the xbox 720 posting? I do
>>568392301
>>568392992Finally, another old head thread
fat ass
Will /uma/ ever find peace?
>>568392839I HATE CURREN
>>568392434She is quite strong
My wife is less than a month away!
>>568393067>>568393094ssssssssex
all the real players in the other thread and shitposters are here
>>568393094husband*
I got too excited about Medium C and I started an ace Bakushin career with Mile B
>>568392992I still call it the Xbone
>>568393094are you fine motion irl
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568393173
>>568393141You're free to leave with your quality posts anytime.
26% complete:https://jiggie.fun/superhttps://jiggie.fun/superhttps://jiggie.fun/superhttps://jiggie.fun/super
>>568392992
>>568393074BASED LAISU
>>568391853>>568391853>>568391853actual lobbies being posted here
I WANT TO KISS SUZUKA'S FLAT TITS SO BAD
>>568393259You do not play the game just leave
>>568393292umama shut your whore mouth and stay there while you're at it
>torena likes early access
Filly butts, on my face
>>568393373I'm camping fillies
>>568393363Maybe he's the one shitposting
come on over, we have rooms~
Can you dumbasses not double bake
>>568393373they are child
>>568393373
>>568393473room in her belly FAT FUCK
>>568393359Why are you still here? Please go oh insecure anon of quality.
>>568393442Of course they are, they are quite literally here all day and are in a discord club
i'm tiredPOST SEXUAL EXPLICIT ECCHI PICTURES OF FUCKING MAMBOYESMAMBOGO FOR IT, CHUDS
>>568393486as far as i'm concerned it was never double because the first one wasn't a real one
>>568393473Okay well atleast we all know it's the retarded /uma/club Umama shitposting and linking to the shitpost thread
>>568393486having a stable family with Director Akikawa!
>>568393516
>>568393556Dont got any
>>568393190I know this is bait, but it’s funny that the only reason that ship exists is because Cygames didn’t have many horses from the 2000s
>>568393337
>>568393512Uoh
>>568393556>fucking mambo
>>568393556How about this?
>>568393556this nigga goons to birds
>>568393685BASED>>568393662>>568393621>>568393690lLEARN YOU GAYS
>>568393556I would never
you shouldn't be so rebellious, posting in the fake thread
>>568393616
>>568393587>stable familyQuit horsin around
[-]
>>568393486>>568391881>>568391891Anon got sniped as soon as he announce he was baking this thread. At least one of them tried to keep proper form.
>>568393529Schizo forgot to take meds again
>>568393716HER NAME IS MATIKANETANNHAUSER, MACHITAN FOR SHORT
keep bumping it umama thanks
>>568393853You referring to me with those buzzwords or...?
>>568393890HER NAME IS SEXOSEXOKANETANHAUSERCHITANMAMBOSEXOOOO
>>568393848I did have a proper form and wanted to wait for page 5 to bake but shitposters took the reins instead, oh well whateverI'm just gonna close both tabs right now and see how it turns out and do something else for the night, umasumi
>>568393848I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that even though her eyes are closed
>>568393848Nice try faggot, but you can clearly see the time between each post
>>568393886
>>568394014Why is she so good looking...
>>568394012Thanks for the bake bwo we will be free soon
apparently this thread is in dire need of quality posts so here's a first-rate uma with a first-rate plan
>>568394014I love how handsome cingray's designs are.
>>568392051I was going to post the one I already made but decided to redo it because the OP image had her in the school uniform instead.
>>568394129I didn't bake this thread, I had a form ready to bake when the previous thread would hit page 5 but people just baked early again because nobody knows how /vg/ worksI'm just only gonna bake for EU hours and not give a shit anymore
>>568394087
>>568394208Ah I see, yeah most of the others in the thread are SEA so these hours are always ass
>they're using the wrong thread...again
>>568394012Umasumi anon. >there was another one readyoof>>568394039Rushing to post your thread without first announcing you're baking IS poor form regardless.>clearly see the timeYeah, 9 seconds. You can argue that the other anon could have refreshed before creating his own thread which is true but that doesn't make you any less of a rushing faggot.
The only people here are those who care about the drama.
>>568394368there is no "wrong" threadthere is only a single thread which is this one
>>568394145You use Urara to vaguepost about quality bwo
>>568394280
>>568394031>those earsLIES and SLANDER
>>568394031Y'all ever notice akikawa keeps a bottle of maple syrup on her windowsill in her office?You can see it on the missions screen...Just noticed it
>>568394529i'm not sure what you're talking about
>>568394539
>>568394336do you ever get tires of your schizo theories, im guessing no
>>568394742well you live in EU umama
Can we blacklist everyone using the vandalized thread?
Using guts decks feels wrong
>>568394627Rude
>>568394697jusy schizos and shitposters like >>568394814
post something cute
>>568394814can you fucking chill you retarded ape and stop accusing random people for no reason
>>568395003Umamusume A, my beloved...
>>568395017I HATE TANUKI SIRIUS
>marked
>>568395190>h*ndholdingLewd Pizza...
>hey ano- oh, you're using the wrong thread again... I see
>>568395190May as well be a mare
Umama HATE
>>568395003
>>568395250
>>568395190
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/5b820ce92895bf280a6e3566e8e97be1383faf5b
>>568395352>CAN YOU FUCKING CHILL>anyway ill keep shitposting
>>568394683You could say she has northern taste
O/(.)(.)\( Y )/ \
>>568395507OMG *fap fap fap*
>>568395381
>>568395017
>>568395190I need healing
CM 143766607687636567
/ /[T]/
>>5683956056/9
>>568395352New weekly /uma/ hate target?
>>568394145Based Kingu
0 gameplay posts BTW
>>568395592
>>568395714feel free to enjoy all of that gameplay in your gameplay containment thread
>>568395374I like Pizza
>>568395507
>>568395863I can't wait to unlock her in three years!!!!!
>>568395507>ningen
>>568395714
>>568395787
>>568395863
>>568395714wrong thread bro
>>568395392Speaking of this, did the Eden retard release their settings or just post a download link? She always trains either way too much stam, gimping speed, or nowhere near enough and loses all the longs depending on the settings I use.
>>568395714>>568395914
>>568395972trainer needs to taishin test her so hard
>>568395496
>>568396023This is gameplay
>>568395972
V and Umama should kiss
>>568396021>she>eden botbitch its all sweepy which means that the defaults are hyper retarded and need to be custom fit for whatever youre running
*gameplays all over my uma*FUUCCCCCKKKK
>>568396213don't NTR sweepybro like that
>>568395605>wins room>still doesn't post resultwhy is he like this?
taishin is one of the ugliest umas and has bar none the worst racewear in the entire franchise. she sucks.
>>568396172
>>568396313results for who, you had to be there
>>568396313Because they had to join the cool thread
>>568396349
>>568396308Imagine the possibilities if our schizos make out
>>568396460>theyIs V a girl too? Or tranny?
>>568396513SWEEP?
>>568396313>>568396432>>568396460Here bwo stop crying, I'm taking a shit and playing from my phoneI won the first one with Digital too who cares
>>568396594I said they because I had no idea who you were talking about but sure why not
>>568396513
>>568396594V is a biof*id
>>568394145Based, here is a king criticizing trainers as my tribute to the thread
>schizos start making roomsparty's over bros
>>568396229That's why I asked if Eden's settings got leaked, retard. They do this shit professionally, I needed handholding to install the damn thing. Their settings are guaranteed to be a million times better than mine.
Taishin bouncing on my lap
>it's another episode of uma stacking in stamina slot before debut*sigh**give up career**unzip dick*
>>568396634Oh NOW that it's Umama you don't wanna dox
>join some pubs>more and more A+ or lower roomsMANT broke a lot of people huh
>>568396634>posting Taishin on the shitterpottery
>>568396667
>>568396787we warned you bwo
>>568396763They're both shitposting buddies what do you expect
>>568396634Okay but when are you and umama going to kiss? This is both of your guy's chances to lose eachother's virginities. Since you both want to be thread personalities we need all the details from the discord
>>568396634>>568396790Taishit test!>I'm sorry, Toreina, I'm afraid you have ass cancer
Is the /uma/ club hate deserved?
>>568396634Yeah you totally do faggotWhy did you make a shitpost thread and ditched it?
>>568396913the hate on Umama and V is deserved
Why are you like this?
>>568396737>professionallylol lmao rofl
>>568396836I know you want to be the next big schizo and everything but your post is incredibly cringe bwo
>>568396839
>>568396993This can stop any time you want it to umommy
>>568396993Why are you defending the schizo?
>>568396967Because I am uncontrollably horny for Chrono Genesis and her chubby cheeks
>>568396669>>568396594100% tranny. An actual woman could not handle one tenth the hate that's been thrown at him. Trannies can tolerate abuse because of growing up male.
>>568396953Didn't bake that thread, MuvLuv anon did
>>568396836Interesting how posts like this never get made towards the stay gold posting faggot who posts his stolen JP shit here and blog posts
I'm going to bed, it's almost 2100. But if you faggots wouldn't give these shitposters attention, they'd quit. I don't know who V is, who the fuck Umamamaamamama is or whatever the fuck, it's stupid shit and I glaze over when it comes to drama. Stop giving retards (You)'s and they starve to death. This has been known for decades now and you autistic fucks STILL can't restrain yourselves. Just think of attention as Speed Star and pull a Finemo. Try it. Just once.
>>568397009
>>568396913we only hate mambo here
>>568397092thats because Umama is a schizo too
>thread personalities shill the other thread as the "right one">nobody posts in it so they can't farm attention>they come to the bad thread that apparently isn't the right thread because they get no attentionActually funny>>568397163You absolutely did and you know it
>>568397175Not readin your post but have a (You) *smooch*
>>568397163Out of nowhere?
>cat food in first shopthis is the run
something is off here
Favorite thread personality?
>>568397191
>>568397163>MuvLuv anon didThe BBB insult became a core memory for him...
Will /uma/ ever become good again?
>>568396991>>568396737>professionally>average age of an Umamusume toreina is 34>Suddenly thinking of a cabal of middle-aged professionals like witgod who are probably 80% whales pouring in their mid-career money into this game while also botting and all kinds of advanced greyzone/blackhat shit >Wondering what they would look like and do day to day
>>568397175But anon, we're still 74 years away from 2100.
>umama and V do rooms on the other thread>no one joins>do rooms in this thread insteadnyooooticing the shitposters
what the fuck? this is the first thing I see after I wake up?
>>568397243Such is life of an attention whore
>>568397375
>>568396753a little fuzzy...
>>568397464>one second ago was 692348076509732416590234165908236590873216597803216498 years ago
>>568397432>average age of an Umamusume toreina is 34Fuck bros, I'm turning 34 this year. I'm fat, white, and kind of balding. What kind of baddie should I expect to be assigned to me?
>>568397471Inclined to believe this but he does join every room
>>568397163Holy mindbroken, MuvLuv stocks rising
>>568397414Keb unironically kept this general together but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet
>>568397171The staygoldtranny is the one shitposting against toproanon because he gets more attention
>>568397536
https://poal.me/5gd7ynhttps://poal.me/5gd7ynhttps://poal.me/5gd7ynhttps://poal.me/5gd7ynLETS SETTLE IT NOW
>>568397616he and almondanchou must be having sex right now...
>>568397690
>>568397701and guess who has NEVER had sex and is here right now
remind me, when is MANT ending
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>Guy says he is posting from the shitter and playing on the phone>That was 10 minutes ago>Schizo makes out a new narrative>Retards still think it's himHe is not a Teiobwo so I don't see why he would stay on the shitter until the poop made a crust around his asshole
>>568397787No one because we're all married
>V made a shitpost thread>nobody posts in it>he comes back here for attention
How did /uma/ club's Umama get dragged into the schizos mouth
>>568397681
>>568397690These ones usually get botted
>>568397787I've had sex before bro wtf
>>568397806Never, MANT is eternal.
>>568397845Someone complained about him joining rooms then shitposters latched onto that and found a new boogeyman
Hey guys I'm back, what's going on in this th-
>>568397414>will this /vg/ thread ever be welllmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRa5O_XjhOc
>>568397836I'm not married, nor have I ever had sex
>>568397849
>>568397893you know have brain parasites
>>568392868>>568392992Xbox 720 to release alongside rebooted Halo (nothing past Reach’s release happened), Gears of War (nothing past 3 happened); ISS noises to play at night to scare children to sleep.
>>568397845some retard complains he's on every room as if that's an issue
>>568397787Me? I'm a wizard +7, so almost Grand High Wizard now
Thye must be typing furiously in discord right now
>>568398087V is probably seething
>>568397980>>568398076guess thats what happens when the schizos win
>>568398027I'm kinda horny for Taishin
>>568398076>as if that's an issue
>>568398027
>>568398076hi umama
>>568398069AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
this thread needs a serious blessing
https://poal.me/s7pyoahttps://poal.me/s7pyoahttps://poal.me/s7pyoa
>>568398018We can fix both of those things together, anon.
>>568398221This is indeed a tiny sexy Taishin
>>568397690what happy meek image?
>>568398278Where is the staygoldtranny
>>568398221
>>568398257
torena...
this dork seems really cute, cant wait to find out who she is
>>568398018Umama is here to help you out
spamming Taishin because nobody posts in your thread is such childish behaviour
>>568398308>>568398476I think we should just stay friends
>Botting a poal to change a narrative that affects maybe 30 people at most worldwideWhat the fuck was his problem
>>568398521*rapes you*
>>568398397
>>568398584That's not a random act of kinda nice
I got em all! Now to finish the run and get the last TS trophy and then the last few legend race trophies.
all of this will be solved if V and Umama kiss each other on the lips with tongue
>>568398640
>>568398591gn
>>568398695>/uma/ yuriGood
>>568398278>No option for stegotranny>No option for muvluvanon>No option for Umama>No option for Totopo>No option for Anti-JP faggot
>>568398695>emaciated japanese weeb and landwhale european woman meetA tale as old as time
>>568398812Stop shitposting about your lover, V
>>568398446
Real donkey hours.
>>568398446Maybe i wouldMaybe i wouldntNobody knows for sure
>>568398812Are you lonely in the other thread? lol
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568392414You just can't handle the fps
I play on 180 FPS am I getting banned three times as hard
>>568398960
>uMAMAI get it now...
>>568399062I play at 240 and get banned 8 times as hard!
>>568398960I hate Copano Rickey’s shoes.
>>568398695shut the fuck up
>>568399141cum in them about it then
umama melty
>>568399102Him and VK I S S I N G <3
>the faggot's thread completely stalled so now he has to shitpost here for attentiontop jej
>>568397893whore
>>568399179These shoes do not arouse.
>>568398973
>>568398960Rice ears are so big and thick, no other uma will ever be able to satisfy me
>>568399203but this is the shitposter thread thougheverbeit?
>>568399203VERY funny how the melty shitposting actually happened when that thread stalled
rape is funny
>>568399309I would like to fondle the meek
>>568399102>>568399183I thought the Buenafaggot was another V's persona but I was wrong...
>>568399336It is
I'm tired of pretending Spechud isn't a hot piece of umass.
>>568399365same
>shits up both threads>makes schizos seethe>goes back to normal posting in /umajp/V is the gigachad and we are the virgin retards bwos... we lost
>>568399365>>568399425So we have a thread couple now?
>>568399153do other anons agree that V and Umama kissing each other in the lips with tongue for 15 seconds will solve the state of the thread?
>>568399357
>>568399062No but youre getting raped 3 times ass hard
V and Umama raping me....
>>568399460Impregnate Teio
How did Umama become a schizo just because she joins rooms a lot??
>>568399450They've been a discord couple for a few months after the argentina anon took up being a gaucho instead. They decided to make it official today
>>568399470Oh wait i know how this one ends!https://files.catbox.moe/s5x9zt.png
>>568399460Teio nakadashi
Is this how botter feel?
how long until CM? I don't want to start working on the next CM until this CM begins, I started early for this mile and ended up with aces ahead of schedule, now there is nothing to do and these threads are dogshit at these hours
>>568399460I want to shut Teio up with a kiss while she's throwing a tantrum
>>568399336odd, this thread fine while the actual shitheads were contained in their own thread
>>568399661Thats just gonna make her have more tantrums
>>568399316Huh?!
>>568399545>Sheit's a tranny
>>568392051I'm guessing it depends but help a trainer out. Gold Hammers vs Silver. What's the general censuses on these guys now. Silver for G2 and 3? Gold for G1s and the three at the end right?
>>568399460Cumming inside teois senpai infront of her!
>>568399598It will be fine. Cygames won't do anything, as usual.
im convinced its just both of them shitposting about each other so they can get attention.
>>568399545must have insulted the NTR guy in some way he likes to namecall a lot with people he doesn't like
>>568399631>im gonna pretend to whine about the thread to distract from my failed attempts at shitpostingOkay V
>>568399426playing into his hand, /uma/ is doomed
>>568399545he is just unemployed, not a schizo
>>568399545He's a guy...
>>568399697but checked the timestamps and shitposts started here, though
Oh, I should be able to get 1b fans on Stego by November if I get 5m fans/day. And considering I can just auto train at least 15 times on my days off I can also have breathing space for actually training Uma for LoH/CMs or bond farming. I'm excited.Also another Onsen ticket!
>>568392434We've been telling you this whole time!
I like horse daughters
>>568398760I don't get it.
>>568399780understood thank you very much
>no good Nishino parent yetoh well
>>568399884>>568399852okay guys make sure you post in the thread that they're a HE not a SHE just don't do it at the same time
>>568399916are you in a good club or why the fan farming
>>568399898no the genuine shitposting started happening after the other thread started stalling and they moved here
can the uma&co danchou kick him already?
>>568399954Rudolf sex is imminent
>>568399916>trying to start a flame war
>>568400029He's unironically friends with him on discord, so no
>>568399598Holy bloat.
>>568398695>wanting gay shitI wish you lived in Saudi Arabia so I could kill you publicly
>>568400029The uma&co danchou posts ntr too anon. They do it when V is sleepy
>>568398760Molesting Rudolf while she's doing her paperwork...
Now that the dust settledI actually quite like redditship
All of this would be solved if I had an /uma/gf
>>568399993hanako sexNoa sex
>>568400075>enabling shitting up the threadFucking why?
>>568400018>are you in a good clubAverage>or why the fan farmingStego deserves all the fans in the world.
>>568400069>actively starting a tranny wardie schizo
>>568400091Stop denying your love to him, V
>>568399393imagine being attracted to a fertile CHUD such as this
>>568399598Funny how Blue Archive has a sweep function but not a "do all dailies" function like JP uma
>>568400180>Stego deserves all the fans in the world.what a silly answer
>>568399712mating press
>>568400173>believing schizo theories
>>568400173Boredom? Back their friend up? Who the fuck knows. All I know is that they should be removed from the club list
>>568400301It's literally true
>>568400189chocolate paizuri
>>568400282
>>568400253not him but its kinda tru, she cute>>568400379how bout you post some literal proof
This is Windy
>>568400220I begin to think these anti-schizo posts are created by the schizos themselves to samefag and provoke more attention. It's all so tiresome. I don't see the yurinigger's posts anymore because they're all filtered, but these schizos don't just copypasta, wish they would
>>568400034>>568400150
>>568400253I'm sorry if it's silly. I just love Stego.
>>568400025Literally checked again and it was always here stop lying. Thanks
>>568400565
>>568400565https://exhentai.org/g/3921617/732de5f32b/https://exhentai.org/g/3955145/a308131e5d/
>>568400445I'm not convinced that those are stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies
>>568400529V why are you lying?And why did you make some shitpost thread and abandon it? Are you doing the same shit with that other /uma/club faggot?
>>568400181Creek Love!
>>568399727Rice's ears are bigger than a can of redbull
But consider: Umawife.
So delete Uma&Co right?
>>568400529nope, it started when they weren't getting enough attention there and started cross-shitposting here
>>568400664YOOO thats my super cute punny pretty wife luna-chan!
>>568400565Cock and balls looks prettier than this
>>568400463>I begin to think these anti-schizo posts are created by the schizos themselves to samefag and provoke more attention.without a shadow of a doubt yes
>>568399460I really need to manhandle that tiny cute brat
>>568400631Villain Creek does unspeakable things to my dick.
I love Nice Nature, asking again. Silver or Gold?
Taiki foreign tits
>>568400750what's your proof?
>>568400761go to bed umama crusading this late at night is unhealthy
>>568400463It's confirmed he's literally dating him now?>>568400829The thread
>>568400829my eyes
>>568400626Why would they write a song about this umamusume?
Jesus Christ this thread
>>568400565I love uma pubes
>>568400565Inverted nipples like that are really gross
>>568399052I bop like this.>>568399917I fuck like this
>>568400189I love chocolate
>>568400843V you should stop shitposting about your love
>>568400925Mysterious divine influence by goddesses
>sudden sharteen trashlmao
>>568400565>those inverted nipples
Hello /uma/ why is there 2 threads?Or is this a bad time to be posting?
>>568399393She's FAT
with a thread this bad maybe i should do a career
>>568401059Why are you pretending you weren't here, V?
>>568400885>>568400891quote them
ESLking [-]
Don't let V and Umama shitposting stop you from noticing that these two are doing rooms on the NTR thread but stopped and moved here after seeing that no one is there.
instead of big tits, they should have big tails
>>568401032Maki wouldn't do this
>>568400156wake me when her alts drop
>>568400565You can't post that!!But I do love inverted nipples!!>>568401129I just got back bro. Also I'm B for BBB. I claimed that letter threads ago please!
>>568401137Quote what retard? their thread came into a halt and in the same exact time the shitposts about namefags started here
>>568401241so they're innocent gotcha
>>568401229Nyo you're a
>>568401157HOLY BASED
>>568400445After playing Furowas career & seeing how she's the first Sprinter horse to win a Medium G1 I kind of want to roll for her now Zephyr is....Cool.... I wish she was flat though
How about some rooms? This thread is getting way too derailed and that will bring it back in track
>start the game>loading screen stops at 60% for 2 secondsI'll get chills every time when I log in now. I can't play without Hachimi tho
>>568401229I like this TopRo poster
>>568401276>they'reStop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>568401325>trying to find new names to shitpost aboutfuck off
Dia wouldn't act like this please stop.
>>568401335
>>568401360fuck off
>>568401281I cannot be a. That was already claimed...>>568401359Thank you! I'm part of the cool /uma/ users like everyone here
>>568401407Yeah, Dia is a lesbian. She only wants Kitasan.
>>568401325Everyone is also welcome to peacefully celebrate mummy's birthday in this other sort of roomhttps://jiggie.fun/super
>>568401407she would if I was her sensei
>>568401325Ask your gf for rooms, V>>568401428No retard you should fuck off with your retard V and stop shitting threads up
>>568400814Evil women..
>>568399598Nah I just want to be able to use my TP without ruining my life anymore than it already is.
>>568401148do you ever get tired of schizoposting
>>568401428Woah, this kitty has fangs
>>568401376>>568401509>everyone i don't like is VDude I'm just trying to get this shit back on track
>>568401573Do you love your boyfriend V that much?
>>568401335This is why I wouldn't last a week before losing to Dia..
Sky Butt.
finallymy own american cow
>>568401303>spoilerShe contains all four winds within her bust
>>568400565>>568401335
>>568401640>thinking you'd loseHorses are built for speed and strength but not stamina. You can absolutely out-fuck her because she'll tire out long before you do and by the end of the night she'll be the one begging you to stop.
>>568401620Threads won't be ever good anymore because there's someone who bakes maliciously now.
>>568401650Good for you anonGood for you
>>568401646Must. Spank.
>>568401756Just ignore them instead of derailing the whole thread though all humans must eventually sleep
>>568401750she's a stayer gwochacho you ain't winning
schizos like >>568401630took over /uma/ and just post the same shit everyday. time to move to vma
stop fighting
>>568401650Good taste.
anyone tried WFM as END? that final straight is just so long, feels just like last track where ends can overtake fronts/pace so easily.
>>568397586According to Japs, you’ve hit the wall. Male Christmas cake. It’s over in the regard. Third world wife only.>>568397806In 2100.
>>568401785But then you would disturb her nap.
>>568401825They live on opposite sides of the world it's impossible
>>568401865shut the fuck up tranny avatarfag
>>568401850Stop defending your bf. He's a shitposter.
>>568401886umama you can go back to talking about the game!!!
>>568397586Teio
>>568400565This image is so fucking hot
>>568401756I mean this would not be happening if you retards didn't follow the schizo to the counter bake troll thread. You enabled the schizo, now sleep with him
>>568401894She would understand.
>>568401886FINEMO IS A PACECHASER YOU FIEND
>>568402023Tell that to Umama
n-nice thread desuand happy birthday to my Super "mama" Creek
>>568400608Wait this isn't an uma
>>568401915You're literally making headcanon up
>>568402008Nah I'd rather be here than a discord circlejerk thread
>>568402023she has C end, she actually jokes about being an end in her career once.
>>568402009Maybe. So long as you don't spank other butts.
i will now proceed to fuck my grandma acute
>>568402008Maybe if the schizo didn't bake like a retard it could be fine?
>>568402086My hands would never leave hers.
>>568402101>wonder acute is 200 years away
>>568402084who is the trainer, she isn't she doesn't know better
>>568402083>>568402112I accept your concession
kissies?
>>568402086>marked
>>568402221Hey you said the line!
>>568400565>>568401335Dia would do this
my Kitasan just failed a 1% on guts and proceeded to lose four times in a row on Tenno Sho spring (the game told me her stam was good but I guess that was a fucking lie)
>>568402221Why do you want to post in shitpost threads? Literally give me your reasoning, not shitposting right now
what's the next must pull uma support banner?
>>568401886I've seen someone do End WFM in rooms, she even won a few of them.It's definitely stronger than Pace (Sadly)
sex with seiun sky
>>568400631>>568400814I can't wait to see and hear her in the anime. https://streamable.com/orxw4r
>>568402258>he believed the green demon's lies
>two onsen tickets in a rowI love you too, Stego.
>>568402254I don't understand this image. Horses have regular mammal tongues. Just bigger. That's the kind of tongue you see on a reptile.
>>568402231I can give you a smooch if you want
I am now THE RAPED
im tired of seeing the other umas naked, post some naked Fuku or Rice
>>568402324Boysex
>>568402231>>568402367V and Umama flirting...
>>568402324Erm...that's a innocent and pure boy...
>>568402324Sky love and wife
>>568402308Light Hello / Tachyon in July
I liked /uma/ more when everyone was into mutating, bunch of random umas going end with spurt or sprinting, Unity was a shit scenario but these last Unity CMs were pure kino
>>568402338her long aptitude was S rank too, I thought she would finish faster...didn't do shit
>>568402258Don't even think about rawdogging TSS unless if you have 650+ stam (at that point you are overstammed for a mile race)
guess the sparks
>>568402319yeah i made a decent WFM, and shes even almost beating out a sweaty vbobo but often gets overtaken by whale taishin/king i have saved. Doesn't help that head-on seems to trigger weirdly on this track, keeps triggering late.. but that last striaght feels crazy long, can just watch the overtake in slow mo
>>568402361Bears have tongues like that but can't control it that way. Giraffes however can, they pick their nose with their tongue.
>>568402473We do that in my club still. In fact most of my club doesn't even visit this cesspool anymore
>>568402494speed 1*
>>568402478yeah stam is more important than anything for longs
>>568401646Need to grind on that butt and leave my semen all over her skirt
>>568402361
>>568402494Thats 5 front runner skills I'm gonna say Stam + Pace
>>568402494
>>568402468Should I pull for both or either 1 is enough?
>>568402428>>568402440If this is a boy then I'm a raging homosexual
So is that our first official /uma/ couple now? Umama and V?
it just hit me that WFM is wedding fine motion I have been reading it as wife fine motion this whole time...
>>568402552Name and shame
>>568402480Lesson learned. She was at 520 stam and 550 guts, thought that would be enough. My fault for not getting moxie for it
>>568402473I do miss the memes and shitposting sometimes, but I went back to Unity once and my god I still fucking hate it even compared to TB.
>>568402660Holy shit that chest is incredibly renderedErotic as hellPeak
>>568402698Why the fuck would I do that? I'm about to join them honestly
>>568400814I feel ashamed I don't have Creek at SS rank. I will try and fix that tomorrow (out of TP rn), I'll do some TT runs with her or something.
>>568402613but Kitasan has B pace
>>568402660gaaaaaaaaaaay
>>568402361It's because of the chibi AI Dia with a long tongue. It was pretty popular, surprised you don't know it.>>568402473I agree. Unity was pretty fun because everything worked and experimentations were welcomed. MANT CMs were full meta...
>shitpost thread deletedPrepare for even more shitposting
>>568402568>>568402613>>568402621Good things happen sometimes
>>568402897>MediumIt's over...
>>568401125yeah it's just two schizos screaming and pretending to alternately be each other, or it's one very dedicated shitposter larping as 3 different schizos. I don't know and I don't much care. Oyasumi, minna, next thread will be better. May your umawife meet you in your dreams!
>>568402623Both
>>568402828>It's because of the chibi AI Dia with a long tongue. It was pretty popular, surprised you don't know it.Yeah but silly chibi Dia can't wrap her tongue like a snake, it's just a regular tongue but longer
>>568402878oh it actually got deleted, thanks jannies.
>>568402964>larpinglarping is done in person, online roleplaying is just roleplaying
>>568402897EXPLODE >>568402964Umasumi! You too and may you have a good night sleep.
Imagine Seiun Sky trying to tease you about having a crush on her. Imagine Seiun Sky collapsing in your arms after you tell her she is right and kissing her. Then imagine holding her hand as you walk her back to her dorm. Imagine.
>deleted the wrong threadfucking retards
>>568402964Good night umama, maybe act like a normal person tomorrow
>>568402897code? I'd borrow the shit outta that for Cancer, get you some guaranteed CP.
/uma/'s favorite mobile suit?
>>568402897Youre not done yet, you got one foot in the door and now you gotta LOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>568403153Tequila Gundam.
Boy sex...?
>>568402660This, if that's a boy then call me a faggot because I'm going to turn that boy's holes into my personal cum depository.
Next thread will be more Boy
>>568388830PLEASE GOD, GIVE ME TOTAL BOTTER DEATH BY THE 31st
>>568401750>you can outfuck a creature that races mile+ races
>>568403110kys
>>568403153I don't like big japanese robots... they are not cool and a bit gay... Unless you paint your own plamos, then you're cool (but gay)
Another job well done in getting more Seiun Sky posted.
Do I make a late spechud for cm15
seiun sex
>>568403215Boy sex.
>>568403317YOU'RE gay
>>568403301That actually isn't that far for something moving at that speed
tumbling down tumbling down
>>568403308the other one was posted first? are you retarded?
>>568403153GOUF CUSTOM ORKAMPFERIf it's Gundam though, I'll go with Kyrios. Double Z is nice too, though.
>>568403384You'd love that wouldn't you
>>568403384no SHE LIKES V
please stop posting pornmy danchou checks this thread
YOUR PROPAGANDA WILL NEVER GET ME
>>568403416You're a fucking faggot for defending that thread Umama
i'm danchou and i'm gay so you can keep posting porn
Great, now I have a giant boner because of all the Seiun sex posting. What are you gonna do about it?
>>568403465Sorry, buddy.
>>568403273I may be a botter, but you're mean and that's worse.
>>568403153Heavyarms
>>568403426You literally looked up "underrated mobile suits" on google and posted this....
>>568401750reminder that persistence hunting is a myth
Umas are quick to recognize lewdness
>>568403103I love her so much
>>568403384Only for you, Nonny.
>>568403512you're in the wrong and you know it
>>568403596We'll make an avatarfag out of you yet kid
>>568403560It doesn't change we fuck way longer than horses do, anon.
>>568403557>try to google it>google removed the AI overview
>>568403596You're a newfaggot who doesn't know how /vg/ works if you think that shitty troll thread was fine and this one isn't. I know you're trying to defend your bf V but this is cringe
>>568403527Have a boner, need to get rid of it?EASYjust think about Falco, and poof, no more boner! see?
>>568403557how the fuck is gouf custom underrated when all the faggots who LOVE 08th MS team but will NEVER EVER watch it won't shut the fuck up about it
Imagine being the trainer for Seiun Sky and King Halo. Boy chest vs big ass. Who wins?
>>568403153optimus prime
>>568403561Is it ethical to lick this boy's cute tummy
>>568403745Seiun has a big ass too though
>>568403775based
>>568397586
>>568403692>Using Google
>>568403153Megas XLR
>>568403557Gouf custom and Kampfer ARE NOT underrated. Maybe niche?? I'll 1v1 you over this>>568403040I guess it's that plus fetish? Reptile tongues on anime girls are ho.
>chiyonofaggot spams the thread with his homosexual garbage >Staygoldtranny blogposts about his non existent jp account and spams her images instead of fucking off to /umajp/>Instead this thread would rather hyper focus on one dude while also shitposting a literal who by collateral
>>568403153z'gok
>>568403153My wife, of course.
>>568403796There is only one way to find out.
you WILL marry super creek
>just finished a last flawed, passable horseroom matches...doko...
Hmmmmm nyo
>>568403923Hmmmm Nyooooo
>gunga ginga>ginga gunga>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568403902V is defending Umama... are you actually in love?
>>568403710Now I'm imagining thrusting into Falco's big poofy skirt and having her perform on stage with my cum streaming down her leg, pooling onto her garter...
>>568403927I can do one before bed!863044468630444686304446
>>568403560>hundreds of recorded examples on all inhabited continents in a 2024 studydidn't even take 30s to disprove your lies. In addition to the fact that a man runs a marathon faster than a horse does.
>>568403153Gurren Lagann
>>568403557The Kampfer is kino rino though
>>568403976Monocotyledon.
>>568403923That's the plan.
Where the fuck are the bans why does cygays keep blueballing us
>>568403976>Yabba my icing
>>568403426I'm starting to like this certain NTR poster. Holy kino taste
>>568403845NTA what am I supposed to do? I watched a video saying the best alternative is to self host a search engine but I don't use linux and my windows (10 ltsc iot or something) is not compatible with self hosting I'm not using bing bing wahoo or duck fuck and go
>>568403949>>568403971
>>568404079Bansylvania
>>568403981who is V and who Umama? Never heard of these two retards, why are you discussing them?
>>568403923I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will marry herI will give her five kidsI will be happy
>>568403153Lancelot
>>568403557the kampfer and gouf custom are by far the most popular UC OVA mobile suits tho
got WFM in 50, so now debating brat or an even sexier taiki... hm..
>>568404182Absolutely nothing but a nonsensical trolling topic at this point. Ignore any posts mentioning them and your experience will improve
>>568403867Alright fine, whats your opinion on witch of mercury
Seiun Sky would be cuter with long hair
>>568404292Defending your lover again, cute.
>>568404014I think you mean CURREN LAGANN
Only newfags used this thread, now I am forced to post on a thread full of schizo newfag redditors, but I'd rather go to bedAll fields btw
>>568404008Was hoping Taishin could take at least 1 today, but alas, SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?Umasumi, thanks for joining!
>>568404095Thank you! You're cool too!>>568404314Down the trash. ALL THE WAY TO HELL.
>>568399769Just use artisan hammers on G1s. You’ll rarely have excess enough to consider using them on sub-G1s, and it would be less value for your points anyway. Three masters for finals, excess on G1s.
>>568404318
>>568404318...says no one ever
lick
>>568404397>all fields
>>568404454>Down the trash. ALL THE WAY TO HELL.You know what, you're alright V. Still a faggot but you're alright.
>>568404318KILL YOURSELFNOW
>>568400250>"do all dailies" function like JP umawhat's that? pic? video?
Does Maya still get the guaranteed FL at 500 wit
>>568403923Imagine old-age life with Creek...
>>568403153The only mecha show I've seen is TTGL...
>>568404318I would say this
>>568404417>3LB KSB>spechudso not a newfriend, what is going on here>2 power cardswhat is going on here
>>568400565TOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKTOKwhere's the fat shit?
/uma/uma/uma/
Getting close to bump limit again, you know the drill!
>>568404507Nah that ain't V, he isn't typing like an ESL
>>568404485>>568404318I say this
wouldn't short hair be more aerodynamic?
>>568403153Nirvash type theEND
>>568404693I would lose to Dia's big jiggly boobs any day of the week.
>>568404417Umasumi!>>568404507Please I claimed B not V! I mainly hate because the story didn't actually progress and the ending was so halfassed. The show's only saving grace was Guel
any uma left for me?
>>568404551Not that anon, but here.I really should do an updated one, this one pains me to look at with how old it is.
>>568404834you can have air messiah
>>568404662
>>568404616race bonus
DO NOT UMA OPEN
>>568404646Nice deflection V
>>568404834you get to have your pick of mob umas
>>568404872wouldn't you use power marvelous instead of hishiama then?
>>568403153Yareli
>>568404869
>>568404929Dominant Power is cute. I'll train her to be a triple crown!
>>568404318Yeah, kinda.
>700 posts>1 room posted>zero gameplay
>>568404963power marvels pretty bad stat stick wise. nly good things are the 15 rb, 1 hint for ramp/tail. They are also END oguri so definitely hoping for spurt hint from hishi. She also makes power rainbows big and stam easy
I like short hair boys
>>568404551I'm outside right now but basically it lets you do your TT runs, moonlight shos, daily legend race and other stuff in one goYou still have to finish a run to actually get all the dailies though
>>568405102No time for that shit, we're boyposting
>>568403560I'm persistently hunting trophies for my wife.
>>568405102no one here plays the game, as evident by the other thread being deleted
The whole appeal of Seiun Sky is that she looks like a little boy.
how did red desire turn out?
>>568405163I don't, but Sky is an exception.
>>568405194>unity didn't have trophiesRiko....
>>568404142Brave.
>>568405021>haircute>artstylecute>clothescute>facewtf is wrong with it
>>568404318>>568404662sex with bothmarriage with chevachi
>>568405287It's because Unity didn't have a unique finals, it just makes you do the URA finals anyway
>>568404318basically every girl would look better with long hair. it's simply the optimal choice.
>>568405102I don't wanna play MANT
>>568405287It had a trophy wife.
>>568404358Story of my life.>>568399769You should always have more G1s than hammers.
>umamusume: not real>3d: pdWhat do you even do?
So it turns out I CAN actually receive the Stego deskmat AND energy drinks. It just can't be through DHL/UPS. Now I'm questioning whether I should buy two or not. I still have like 3 days to make that choice though.
>>568405463Jordan would say this.
>>568405481Give me ONE good reason you aren't allowed to roll for Sol Badguy and Ky Kiske.
>/uma/club is the only one not found to be botting, and will in fact benefit if top 30 club members get bannedHow does one club mog the others so hard?
>>568405495Become unreal yourself, and then you will be compatible with umamusume.
>>568405598Too bad they're shitting up the threads here instead
>>568405287>>568405390Riko thought team events were stupid, so why would she cancel the URA finale?
>>568405605Naruhodo...
>>568405495become asmr sexual
>>568405598That's how we high class folks do it!
what even happened bwos? Last thread we got nice races going with atleast 10 different anons joining in. What the fuck did I come back to
why does /uma/ have a high post speed todaydid something get announced?
I grant Seiun Sky posters the right to post King Halo instead!
>>568405714Literally just shitposting and drama
>>568405721>>568405721>>568405721fresh
>>568405696SEX
>>568405696SEA woke up
Next thread please use a Super Creek image. It's her birthday!
>>568405770Made for Kitahara Cock
>>568402878but this is the designated shit thread
>>568405753Normally I'd use this but the previous is vandalized.
welp here we go again, counter bake again
>>568405579
>>568405696Last thread was also full of drama so...
>Normally run three aces>One of them doesn't ever win>Alright let's train a debuffer to fart on people a little bit in their position>Mile S, 1200 Speed, 1200 Wit, double circles in position proficiency>Try her in rooms>Overall performance drops markedlyoh come on, so triple frontslop is fine, but tossing a debuffer in there is over the line?Is it just that only the NEETs are in rooms at this hour or what
>>568405865no shit, he's doing it on purpose.
>>568405956Huh
>>568402258600 stam minimum with at least one recovery to guarantee high odds of victory Anon. If you’re unlucky enough to draw Super Creek as rival, it may still not be enough.
>>568405595I was going to say>no fake umas allowedBut the reason that's the case is because it's seen as going around the licensing for the horses which is why we can't get Dicta Striker as she's based on Soccer Boy. But Bitter Glasse and Little Cocon aren't based on any horse, they're 100% original, so Cygames should be able to use them in the gacha.
Although I don't really want to "counter bake", I can bake just for the sake of correcting previous.Should I?
>>568405661SOFT AND WARM PANTIES ARE SHOWINGSNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
what the fuck happened that you guys went through 750 posts in 2.5 hours
>>568405843Your wish is my command>>568406137>>568406137>>568406137
>>568406074yes
>>568405931>>568405752WHAT FUCKING DRAMA???? THIS ISN'T WORLD OF WARCRAFT WHERE
>>568405956debuffers are almost always useless waste of a slot. And yes most rooms are always the sweatiest of the sweats, they get dopamine from winning pointless races. Why do you think half of /uma/ races always have the same few whales showing up even though theyve surely tested those same umas plenty?
>>568406172Someone already did it seems >>568406163Thank you for correcting the previous. Would have used the other thread if the previous was correct otherwise.
>>568406247Yeah, it's the correct way to do it and at the right time too. I wish people would ignore the first bake of the guy who is clearly stirring shit up
>>568406163Thanks, anon!
>>568402762So TRUE Anon. Glad that some talented individual chose to depict the daintiest Uma with such care.
>>568406214stop giving advice when you do not play the game
>>568409114i have 10 plats fag
>>568409231Stud your chastity cage with them.
